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I guess it’s like travelling in yoga pants?
#why are coaches clothes so unflattering?#eddie howe#the red things are not an unfortunate design choice#it’s the ties to tighten#or he wants us to look at his dick.
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Damian: What is it that you want Grayson? I am in the middle of sharpening my many blades.
Dick: I assure you this is much more important! I’m about to teach you a new technique.
Damian: My interest is piqued. Continue.
Dick: I know you want to deny it Dami, but you my friend are an adorable little guy.
Damian: [raises knife]
Dick: Before you throw anything hear me out! You can use it to your advantage! I’ve been doing it for years and it still works on Bruce sometimes even though I’m like 20 something. I can teach you my ways! You can be my successor!
Damian: … fine I will try this only once to humor you Grayson.
Later in the day
Damian: Are you sure about this? Father may think my mind has been taken over.
Dick, sending Damian into the room: it will work I promise! go make me proud!
Damian: Baba? I was wondering if you wanted to go sword shopping with me? It could be fun.
Bruce: …are you feeling alright?
Damian: I’m fine, I just thought that I should drop the formalities for once.
Bruce: …o-okay let’s go, is there any sword you want in particular?
Damian: yes actually, and can we get hot chocolate after?
Bruce holding back tears: mhm.
#batfam#dick grayson#bruce wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#damian wayne#Dick is passing on the torch of weaponized cuteness#Bruce had previously said Damian had too many swords#but as soon as he becomes baba he can have any thing he wants#Damian finally sees his cuteness as an asset to be used#auntie Diana? I’ve always looked up to you sword fighting skills could you teach me🥺#dc
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I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it
#he pieces it together later but i mean. its so hard for him to miss now that hes looking back at it#like why is he always always always cold with a turtleneck on and heating blasting#why is his appetite so scarce? how come his sleep deprived body withstands hours - sometimes DAYS - of patrol#and functions perfectly? how come time passes by but he stays the same? why wont clark and dick stop giving gim#*him looks of loving grief?#why does harley slam her fists on her head when she sees him? ' no no no you're gone. you're GONE. I KNOW you are!'#why does selina smile at him with such heavy pity ' sorry bruce. i don't do ghosts'#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#clark kent#dick grayson#jason todd#bc they def exclude the cloning. they dont want another bruce. they want THEIR bruce. tim#like can you imagine jason getting up in tim's face and just ' if you're not gonna stand by us then stay out of our way'#dark bruce? tired. dark BATKIDS? sign me the FUCK up#batdad#text
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you guys remember when house wanted to move into wilson’s spare bedroom (amber shrine) and the way he chose to communicate this was by jerking off on his couch when he knew wilson would catch him. i’m seriously asking. are they normal about anything
#I want a permanent room in your home#which also happens to be the room where you and your dead gf used to sleep#I think I’ll masturbate about it#I fucking hate them aksbdhajjsbsj#house md#hilson#house/wilson#greg house#gregory house#james wilson#the worst part is#he kept his hand under the blanket all through the interaction#something something men will construct intricate rituals in order to relieve the seriousness of asking for further commitment#while also being able to look their bff in the eyes while their hand is on their dick
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Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?
Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.
Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.
Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??
Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.
Clark: What.
Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.
Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.
Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?
#ravenpuff rambles#bruce wayne#Clark Kent#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#superbat#if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark#and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship#anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’#haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then#The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard#and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’#*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up*#‘See there’s Kansas’#Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’#Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’#Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’#His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real#all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’#Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man
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remember impulse 1995 (#8) when bart made a building crumble ontop on blockbuster?
heres wally telling dick about it bc i started reading nightwing & they actually acknowledge it(i was confused reading just impulse lol bc from my knowledge bart just ran in2 this huge guy, got smacked around a lil bit, then went home totally unscathed(lies))
annnnyways this is just me teheing bc of the smallest impulse mention
#LOOK @ WALLY W/HIS RESTLESS LEG#also i love the fact that he just DOESNT let the phone ring#'a young punk we used 2 b' AAAA WALLY SEES SM OF HIMSELF IN BART & IT MAKES ME FRUSTRATEDDDD#not bc of how he sees himself in bart but bc of the way he treats him bc of it#not in a bad way fuck i cant explain#i mwan i could but not w/out a million ss & NOT in the tags#also shout out 2 the fact that barts so tiny u can just grab him like a barbie doll#vry cool#little guy vry fast#i love wally hes just so like i want 2 put him in a rattle & rattle him#ALSO LOOK @ HIM IN A SUIT#I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HES GOING BUT ITS SOMEHWERE#i rlly need 2 read more#not saying i dont read a lot-#bart allen#dick grayson#wally west#impulse#dc
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Blue Lily, Lily Blue ch 15 // Mister Impossible ch 25
#pynchedit#adamedit#ronanedit#brydeedit#trcedit#tdtedit#Pynch#Adam Parrish#Ronan Lynch#Bryde#TRC#TDT#quote posts#i'm genuinely shocked still by the lack of fics featuring abusive!Bryde#either exploring the canon dynamic or making use of him in AUs#cuz like........this exchanged stopped me cold when i first read it#it's a dead ringer for when Adam was triggered by cabeswater/the night horror in bllb#are you mad at me? what did i do wrong? have the rules changed? why are you mad? what do you want me to do to make up for it?#and Bryde hasn't even said anything it's just Ronan getting a vibe and immediately jumping to ''i fucked up he's mad what did i do wrong''#it just feels so indicative of their vibe and the atmosphere that Bryde has fostered that that's Ronan's instinct#he doesn't do that with anyone else#i know Bryde is a manifestation of Ronan's own subconscious but that doesn't prevent him from being abusive#dreams have agency once their dreamt and Bryde uses his agency to be a dick to his dreamer alkfdgh#the amount of emotional manipulation and the way he undermines Ronan's confidence in himself#the way he controls Ronan#i'm still not over Ronan looking to Bryde for PERMISSION to see Matthew#i'm just saying ok i'm JUST SAYING this parallel speaks volumes to me it's emblematic of their whole dynamic#i'll shut up now#ps pls write fics with abusive Bryde and/or cult leader Bryde cuz they're the same thing tbh
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roy and kori: *talking passionately about dick while being in deep denial that they still have feelings for him*
jason todd (former crime lord & now annoyed little brother): i can’t believe i though you guys were ever cool
#dc#dcu#dc universe#red hood and the outlaws#roy harper#koriand'r#jason todd#arsenal#starfire#kory anders#red hood#my hc is that jason used to look up to the teen titans when he was robin#and to the teen titans he was like a really adorable little brother#which was why his death hurt so much#jason is just listening to them talk about how amazing dick is in shock about how two people can be in so deep denial about their feelings#their emotional incompetency makes jason want to go back home#jason was never the angry robin#suddenly having healthy communication with bruce doesn’t seem so bad#the outlaws#roy and kori when introducing jason: this is jason isn’t he an adorable little kid?#and the adorable little kid is a six-foot something young adult who’s built like a fridge#it’s gotten to the point where jason will do anything to get them back together for the sake of his own mental health#dickkory#dickroy#dickkoryroy#dick grayson is the perfect man#jason todd is so done#jason: is this retribution for all of my actions?
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Jason, looking at Roy: aren't we all at least a bit homo
Interviewer: ah yes because we are all homo sapiens, I get what you did there
Jason, confused: no I meant when I look at dudes I have gay thoughts
#jason: I have gay thoughts#the gay thoughts: *hold his hand* *snuggle* *run your hand through his hair* *put your arm around him* *hug* *kiss his cheek*#jason: *is an absolute blushing mess*#interviewer: oh god they must be really dirty#Ok look I feel like jason is the type to be a blushing mess when thinking about doing little intimate things with people#Roy would think its hilarious so he would be all flirty in a domestic way like Im going to intertwine our fingers and lay my head on you#until their hands are intertwined and jason kisses their hands and roy becomes a blushing mess cause jason has never instigated it before#like I just want their intimacy to be friends messing with each other but then they both realize they actually like the intimacy so#it just becomes a thing they do and other people around them are confused cause these emotionally constipated buff dudes are able to#unironically be this intimate. the batfamily meets angry jason who was resurrected and then they meet Jason With Roy™ they are blindsighted#cause murderous jason was laying his head on Roy's lap as Roy ran his fingers through Jason's hair (no one else should even attempt this)#as they were talking in front of everyone and using pet names as calling each other partner and everyone is like 'what???'#dick is most suprised though cause he is friends with roy so its a classic case of 'when did my brother and my friend become so intimate??'#he calls the entire rest of the og teen titans over just to make sure his eyes arent deceiving him#like 'no fr donna wally garth you guys gotta get over here and see this' and that was how they started an inpromptu teen titan reunion#jayroy#jason todd#roy harper#incorrect outlaws quotes#rhato#red hood and arsenal
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gonna be reading the husky and his white cat shizun vol 1 for the first time, so i've decided to humiliate my future self by making predictions based on the summary or whatever rn. feel free to laugh at me if i get things terribly wrong
just based on the cover, im thinking mo ran was this determined, loyal, and playful guy maybe? awfully trusting? idk he just kinda gives off jokingly smug energy and is probably un serious most of the time which gets on the other guy's nerves. or, he's just. super dedicated. though maybe he's a little overbearing with it?
in the extra picture, his shizun has this armor arm (but not on the cover?), which, to me, implies that something pretty wack happens, leaving him needing to replace it with that badass magic steel limb. mayyybeee this happened in mo ran's old life already or this is a new thing that surprises him
probably really looked up to his quiet shizun, who can be quite easy to annoy (mo ran annoys him to no end because of his constant yapping idk) but would never actually lay a hand on his disciples? or just be pretty light compared to the other shizuns either bc he prefers to use other ways as punishment or doesn't feel the need to for one reason or another. elegant and refined, but maybe a little lazy. he doesn't really look like the type of person to go out of their way to punish or fight
something happened that was actually just this huge misunderstanding or his shizun had to do something pretty fucked which led mo ran into complete despair, being betrayed by his teacher (trust and abandonment issues? yes please). before, he had a crush on his shizun but didn't really realize it? but now he couldn't care less than to create this super elaborate revenge plan, those unknown feelings either buried or wiped clean away
mo ran was low-key depressed after becoming emperor because it purely just to fuck with his shizun and make things terrible and out of spite or whatever. so then he ended his life because nothing was going his way, expecting to be happy with his path of revenge. but now that he's back in time, he goes, "oh i should play it smarter this time, now that i know of my shizun's true nature! i'll get him back. maybe if i get rid of him early, then i wont have to suffer longer. i'll also get revenge on everyone else earlier!" or smth like that idk
but of course, his plans kinda get fucked and slowly he starts seeing sides to his shizun that he didn't see before bc he heavily idolized him in his past life, ignoring everything else. his newfound hatred has kinda brought a new perspective? which is surprisingly helpful but also not, since he's now villainizing his every move and is super distrustful.. straight up in denial about his shizun's good deeds. maybe mo ran will instinctually save him at one point and beat himself over it, or his shizun will save him even though he really, REALLY had no reason to/actively went out of his way which really messes up mo ran's feelings.
anyways, i'll be off to read it now. we shall see how wrong i am lmao
#im gonna get things terribly wrong i know#idk what else to expect besides that im just yapping#expecting this to be much more serious than svsss#no dick jokes here alright....#looking at u cumplane#i think itd be a cool plot twist if his shizun actually time traveled back in time too/remembered everything#and was nicer to mo ran or whatever. tryna prevent his death n stuff#or because he doesnt want mo ran to become a tyrant#so things change.....?#and then mo ran finds out and he thinks 'that fucker only changed bc of this and that not bc he actually cared abt me'#yeah idk#im a little too used to svsss#lol#mo ran#chu wanning#the husky and his white cat shizun#2ha#2ha novel
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Dennis says the L word
#i definitely didnt have this kicking around on my hard drive#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#dennis reynolds#the genuine ones being within his daydream where he has been forcibly desexualized by losing use of his dick & actually falling in love#in mac's fantasy where he fucking dies and dennis was too late to say it#forced out of necessity by dennis' fear of abandonment by dee#spoken when he believes theyre in a life or death situation and hoping to connect with dee at the very end#telling his wife that he does not love her while looking to mac and then reaffirming this saying he's NEVER loved her#and of course while absolutely shitfaced and upset at the loss of his childhood stuffed elephant (and dee's betrayal)#ill be real. the second i heard him say a bunch of shit about feelings & how he loved the monkey in 15x4 i had to check to see who wrote it#it had been SO long................ like of course glenn is the one to bring it back. ok.#more of den saying he loves things plz#ada speaks#ada's videos#if you guys can think of any other times he's said it pleasssseeee let me know lol i tried#update: i added in a few more#left out the ones in 7x01 w him talking about loving no restrictions bc i wanted this to be abt him expressing Love to sentient beings#loving crack and loving a person are two different L words jskhbshn
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don' dweeblog
i literally keep thinking about how pyrrha dve addresses gideon the first who is dead at least twice in nona's hearing in 6 months
but revealed that she was there to him zero times in ten thousand years and gideon the first had zero clue why sometimes he lost time and couldn't remember.
#pyrrha dve the character that you are. imagine you're eurydice; right; and orpheus has never looked around because he does not know you are#there and you could tell him and it possibly wouldn't even mean you have to stay in the land of the dead but you aren't sure so you just ne#...never fucking do it; and also you are using his dick to fuck a lady who wants him dead so so bad.#f: tlt#m: tlt
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Entitled customers are funny, imagine kicking up such a fuss with our managers that 2 mall security guards had to be called to come mediate all because you and your wife not only can't read but also can't see that our menu literally serves soft poached egg, not a boiled egg, in our Japanese rice bowls
Anyway read the menu properly y'all and ask questions if you're unsure, don't be a dick to hospitality workers especially over dumb shit
#this happened yesterday during boxing day#it was truly hilarious to me#this lady came to complain about our egg not being boiled fully#to which my managers were like 'yeah our menu only serves soft boiled it's shown and written very clearly on it'#but apparently this lady wasn't happy with that answer cause she left and then sent her husband back with the bowl to argue!!!!#and my managers were like nah we're gonna call security to mediate cause this guy legit just kept raising his voice#anyway in the time span of waiting for security to show up#this guy literally pulls his phone out to record a negative review of us which lmao alright#and then proceeds to tell customers looking at our menu to not order from us cause we've got bad food#they still ordered from us anyway with 1 customer saying to my coworker that they hoped he left soon cause he was making them uncomfortable#anyway security shows up and them + the guy + my managers talk for like 10+ minutes#with this guy apparently mentioning at one point that he wants us shut down#just to remind y'all if you're reading this that this is all over a soft boiled egg that is very clearly shown on the menu#and the whole thing ended with 1 of the security coming in to the shop to watch us remake the bowl without the egg#because apparently the guy was afraid we'd do something to his bowl#security looked done with this and apologised to us for this guy being so rude#also before anyone says anything both this guy and wife were fluent in English so it wasn't a matter of them not being able to read our men#and also again our bowls show a very obvious not hard boiled egg#anyway i hope they had an awful day afterwards for being such entitled dicks to us
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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this
#tomgreg#where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that#would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god#they are so annoying. anyway#the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE#or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye
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Fanart for Tactical!Strickler, from:
Challenging destiny
Chapter 24: Tackling Area 49-B
@pinkytoothlesso11
Human version:
I loved the thought of it and it actually turned out pretty well. It is pretty green, even tho you told me that there would be more black in your version. I hope it's still okay.
And I have a cape version, don't worry.
The green also didn't came out as dark as it was supposed to be, probably bc of my ipad. My phone has a much petter "lighting" than my ipad. But that dosen't matter, looks still nice.
Also I made it more millitary because I thought it would fit his character, especially in this AU. Strickler is much more protecting over his family and I could imagine that he would also be more protecting of himself. (Because Barbara would kill him if not)
And I gave him two guns because we all know that he would prepare for a literal war with those humans just for his whelp. By the way he has more knifes on his waist area in un the back.
Anyways, closeup:
And the cape version:
May beloved.
And for some reason the tags didn’t work and people could see it so i post it again. Hopefully this time nothing goes wrong and if it does then it's definitely a problem with either tumblr or my account XD
#trollhunters#walter strickler#toa strickler#toa trollhunters#stricklander#strickler#waltolomew stricklander#tales of arcadia#challenging destiny#I must admit his facial expression in the middle (both human and troll) ended me#still not very happy about it but it's okay#also I did not use shadows this time bc ...i don’t have a reason but I just didn’t wanted to#just wanna say: he is hot#he looks good and I DON'T CARE if that makes me weird. I want him. Husband Material.#He killed people? grow up. He is a troll. He was manipulative and a dick? gurl he could spit in my mouth.#uhm...got a little carried away there. I am a simp. I know. Tho I love seeeing strcklake so it's fine#Barb can have him.#but yeah I couldn’t keep it by one picture...I needed to se troll AND human walt in those outfits👀#and @pinkytoothless11 GIVE US JUSTICE?!!!#PLS LET BARBARA LUST AND DROOL OVER THOSE OUTFITS.#like how dare you not showing us Barbs reaction 😒#who do you think you are?🤨🙄#Joke...obviously...#anyways: I just found out that the janus order has an actual symbol and it's pretty cool. I tried to include it ...I hope u can see it#it's on the gloves and the necktie and the guns(but on the back)#tho I just remembered...Barb won’t be happy about the guns...naahhhhhh his hot look will make up for that#she can't be mad#If she is then I take him💃#But like realtalk I am not normal about this man...It's literally turning into an obsession#we love our big protective brutal killer mass murder changeling 🫶
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rewatching community why is jeff winger so transgender. “you lost the right [to talk about women’s bodies] the moment you decided to grow a wang!” from 2x21 the entire little indian girl story from crit film studies HELLOOOOO
#*folding my hands* welcome to my presentation on what jeff wingers genitals would look like#actually i have specific opinions on all the community characters genitals in general but nobody wants to hear that#anyways i think he hasn’t had bottom surgery but was planning to before he got fired from lawyer fraud#and he has like a 4 inch t dick. does not shave but keeps himself well trimmed and used to wax#also his parents were supportive when he came out at likeee 16 (alr suspected somewhat)#they were somewhat not understanding just bc it was the 90s and people arent perfect#but his transness plays into his disconnect from them#bc he feels a lot of shame about it. well FELT past tense bc the greendale crew all know he’s trans and accept it#even pierce who jeff expected to constantly bring it up and harass him#was oddly supportive in a ‘doesnt totallh understand whats up but whatever’#which helped him be a lot more Himself and get over some of that bc. here’s this group of all types of ppl#who donf care! who love and accept him and never question it!#community tv#jeff winger
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