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#one eats your love and the other eats you literally
ithebookhoarder · 3 days
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Hi! I’m not sure if you’re still taking requests for criminal minds but if you are could you do the BAU react to their so being a paramedic/firefighter? :))
If you decide to write this thank you in advance
(BAU Headcanons) If their S.O. was a paramedic/firefighter 🚨
A/N: You're very welcome! Here you are my angel. I'm always taking requests but I can't promise how long I'll take to reply and finish them 😅 Hope this is worth the wait. Also - major shout out to any first responders out there. You are literal superheroes! 💕
Warnings: Mentions of injuries, mentions of mental health, alcohol references, sexual references, references to death. (Let me know if I missed any)
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Aaron Hotchner
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Aaron would be honestly so in awe of you and what you do for a living. He’d also appreciate having a partner who understands what it’s like to have a job with unpredictable hours, such high stakes, and requires risking yourself to save people. 
As such, he would know how important it is to prioritise time together for the two of you. It’s why he is so active with forming a family calendar as he knows that, if it isn’t written in ink, you may never find an opportunity to do something. 
He is all about creating concrete plans for you both, so you have something to look forward to and actually have a chance of being able to arrange it, even if it’s months in advance. It doesn’t matter if it’s Jack’s soccer game, going for a jog in the park together, or a week-long vacation. 
However, he’s learned to be far more flexible if plans don’t work out the way you’d hoped. He’s had virtual Thanksgivings with you over the phone, a boxing-day Christmas, and even turned running errands on a day off into a date-day. 
We know Aaron would honestly hate knowing how much danger you’re in sometimes at work but he also knows he has no leg to stand on given his job and what he does every day. So, you both agree to let the other one know at least once a day that you’re ok, even if only by text. 
You’d have to agree to a ‘no work at home’ policy for you both to even stand a chance of relaxing at home and focusing on Jack (who thinks he has the coolest parents ever! Like, two superheroes for parents? He’s the luckiest kid in the world). 
Aaron would be such a proud partner too, even if he doesn’t always say it out loud. He shows it in his face every time he and Jack come to visit you at work, or when he displays a picture of you receiving an award on his desk for everyone to see. 
He even helps Jack when he asks to go as you for Halloween one year - the sight of which made you cry so hard you couldn’t even speak for a good hour after. Instead, you snap a picture and carry it with you everywhere when you leave the house, and even stick a copy in your locker. 
He’d have notifications set too, tracking incidents in your area so he knows when you may be working or out on a job. He’s also not above pulling the ‘FBI’ card if he even hears of someone making your life hard at work. 
He’d also be the biggest hypocrite, always worried you’re not getting enough sleep or eating enough, despite him running on no sleep and three expressos. 
He’d also be the first to rip into you if he found out you’d taken some unnecessary risk whilst out on a call. 
“I have enough worrying about my own idiots over here without worrying about you doing something stupid too. Please, you need to be more careful, ok? I can’t and won’t lose you. Not like that.”
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David Rossi 
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Rossi has lost many people over the years so he would definitely be terrified of losing you, and getting hurt. However, he knows what it’s like to have a passion for helping people and he’d never stop you from doing what you love and making a difference.
Besides with his crazy schedule he doesn’t mind having a partner who is mostly out working, or also operates on a crazy schedule. It’s almost complimentary, and allows you both not to miss each other too badly when you’re busy. 
Rossi strikes me as a supportive partner in his own ways. For instance, he would make massive donations to fundraisers for your department and for causes supported by your work. He wouldn’t even tell you most of the time, leaving you to work out where the mystery million dollars came from overnight after you just so happened to mention it to him over dinner. 
Speaking of dinner, he’d be keen to invite your colleagues over to his place for social functions, offering to hosts BBQs and family dinners. He’d also invite his BAU family too, knowing how nice it is for your worlds to mix and for people to relax amongst people who get what it’s like to deal with difficult issues. 
He also makes homemade dinners at least once a week, cooking enough so that you both have leftovers to take to work for the next few days. 
He’s also keen to share any recipes he can with you, so you know how to make them when you’re on shift for hours on end. 
“Just because you’re busy saving lives doesn’t mean someone shouldn’t take care of you too!”
This man would also make sure to call you whenever he gets a chance, especially if he is away on a case. He likes hearing your voice and makes sure to ask all about your day so far, knowing its good for both of you to touch base. 
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Derek Morgan
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This man would be the biggest supporter and cheerleader. Like, you know your pictures are all over his desk and he’s always bragging about how you saved someone’s life whenever he gets a chance. 
“Oh yeah, that’s my baby. They’re a literal superhero. They’re badass.”
That doesn’t mean he doesn’t worry about you when you’re away working or if he sees some major incident on the news. He’ll be refreshing his phone over and over until he sees a text from you telling him you’re ok. 
You know he will also be begging Penelope to see what she can find out too, through any means necessary (Hotch doesn’t exactly have to know about it…)
You bet your ass that if he does hear you’re hurt or if something is wrong then he will be bolting his way down to the ER or wherever you are the minute he is able to. Penelope would likely be one step ahead of him if he was unable to be there right away taking care of you until he can.
Morgan is such a good care giver too. He knows how hard it is to take care of others if you don’t take care of yourself so is King of supporting healthy habits. I’m talking meal plans so you eat right, proper sleeping habits when you can make them work, and getting out of your apartment on your days off.
He’s all for vegging on the sofa sometimes but he’s keen to support you where he can and remind you there’s a world outside of work and your home. 
He would be the kind of partner who would suggest doing things together as a couple, whether it’s a daily jog in the park or even training for some kind of race. This gives the two of you a shared goal and also shared time together - including in the shower once you get home. 
“What? It’s twice as fast this way and costs half the water bill, sweetheart.”
Also, you know this man gives the world’s best massages and he would be only too willing to give you one when you get home. He’d even try and wait up for you if he could, although you’ve come home more than once to find him passed out on the sofa. 
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Emily Prentiss
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With her track record of trusting and being betrayed by people I think Emily would be extremely anxious about having a first responder for a partner, even if she would also be totally amazed by you and thinks you’re so badass. 
Like, you can’t tell me she wouldn’t be beaming ear to ear if you ever came to visit the BAU. She would be showing you off to everyone and anyone, giving them all a face to put to the name she’s been talking about for weeks. 
“Babe, you’re amazing. You’re literally saving lives every day. All I did yesterday was fill out a stack of paperwork as big as my arm.” (She ignores the disapproving look Hotch shoots her for that comment…)
It’s just that she’s scared about losing you and it would take you both a while to work out how to make your relationship work and communicate effectively with one another about your fears. I mean, it’s not like you aren’t as equally worried about her but it takes a while for you both to accept that it’s a part of your relationship and that neither of you are willing to give your jobs or each other up. 
When she’s away on a case, or if you’re working overnight, then she won’t be able to sleep unless she sees she has a text from you telling her you’re ok and still in one piece. Of course, she prefers to be able to call if she can but knows it isn’t always possible for both of you if you’re in the middle of a shift. 
She’s a safe space so wouldn’t take it personally when you get home and have fatigue, adrenaline dumps, or just lack any potential excitement or energy for plans you made in advance. 
She’ll meet you where you are, whether it’s cancelling plans and staying in, or going out anyway because you need a distraction. As long as she’s with you then she’s happy and it isn’t like she doesn’t do the same thing after a really bad case. 
Also, we know that you’re the only one she trusts to look after Sergio when she isn’t there, knowing you will be better having someone to cuddle, feed, and look after when you’re not on shift. You become Penelope’s version of Sergio too, as Emily instructs their tech analyst to keep an eye on you both when she can’t. 
She’d be keen to spoil you from time to time and indulges on takeout, trips to the movies, and wants to take you to as many amazing places on holiday as she possibly can. She knows it’s good to travel and to have a complete break from your daily routine. Plus, she knows so many people and so many languages that you’re spoilt on choices of where to stay next. 
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JJ
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I honestly feel like JJ would struggle having a first responder for a partner. She’d be such a Momma Bear that its both wonderful and intimidating.  Like, we know she and Will worked it out eventually with him being a cop, but the fear of losing you would be a big issue for the two of you for a while. As would be navigating how you both deal with the other’s feelings after a bad day on the job. It takes some trial and error before you get into the swing of things. 
For example, she would give the best pep talks and would also know just what to say after a bad day. 
“You did everything you could, sweetheart. I am so proud of you and you saved so many lives today. You may not have been able to save that one, but they knew you tried. They knew you were there and that you cared. That’s all we can ask for in the end. You are amazing and I’ve got you.” 
When you’re both home together, or if you’ve told her you’re having a rough shift, then bath times are a must. She normally has one run, with candles lit, by the time you get in the door. She is also keen to crack open a bottle of wine, or whatever you drink you want, to help you both relax as you lie together in the warm, soapy water and just forget everything for a little while. 
She’d also insist on you both leaving voice messages for the other when you were away, so you could wish the other a ‘goodnight’. It’s comforting to her but she also likes being able to share them with Henry too. 
Speaking of phones, this ex-media liaison would have so many alerts set up and contacts to call if she even suspects you may be out on a major incident. It’s honestly kind of mind-blowing how quickly she managed to get on the phone with your superior, after hearing you could be out on a job that had gone awry. She was in a different state at the time but wouldn’t hang up until they told her what had happened, where you were, and if you were alright. 
She’s also keen to support you in a practical sense, so offers to do loads of laundry for you between shifts and also cleans the house as a way of making sure you have a nice home to come back to. You’d be sure to return the favour when you could, but she likes doing it and being able to show her appreciation for you in such a basic but important way.
JJ would be way more relaxed leaving Henry with you if she’s away, knowing your training makes you like the best possible babysitter ever. 
That, and you cannot tell me that Henry would not worship the ground you walk on. After finding out what you do for work, that little angel would make siren noises whenever you’re in the car together - something you’re keen to encourage as “everyone knows the best part of the job is turning the siren on, JJ. Duh.”
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Luke Alvez
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Luke would be so proud and so scared for you sometimes, being a first responder. 
Luke would understand that you both have super stressful jobs so is keen to suggest a ’leave work at the door’ policy unless one of you really wants to share. He knows sometimes all he wants to do after a challenging case is walk in the door and face-plant on the sofa and he’d be a hypocrite if he didn’t let you do the same… that doesn’t mean he won’t reach over and gently pull of your boots for you, and leave a glass of something on the coffee table for when you feel like it.  
He is also a firm believer that Roxie cures everything, so would be only too happy to leave her with you when he’s out of town, so you can have all the cuddles and playtime you want. 
He also walks her by your work if he gets time so you can come out and sneak a cuddle if you’re not too busy or on a job. Roxie is now your work’s unofficial therapy dog and she loves her role - and the added attention very much. (And you best know she has her own little version of your uniform too).
I feel like he’s the kind of guy who would wake up with you if you have an early start, even if he doesn’t, just so he can cook breakfast and make you coffee in your favourite to-go mug. 
“You deserve to start your day in the right way, so go and enjoy your shower, baby, and it’ll be ready for you when you come out.”
He’d also leave you stupid little love notes in your bag too, knowing they make you smile when you find them later on. You also like to keep them and stick them in your locker for luck, and normally have one tucked in your pocket too. 
He’d also recommend different kinds of music for you to listen to on shift, making you playlists you can share and add to when you’re not together. It’s got so bad your co-workers refuse to let you have the aux when you’re driving around anymore as your choices are so varied they get whiplash. 
Luke also loves getting involved wherever he can, whether it’s donating time to help organise a fundraiser, bringing pizza by work, or going with you as a date to any formal events you’re invited to. He scrubs up niceeee and he loves seeing you all dressed up formal too. 
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Penelope Garcia 
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Penelope would worship the ground you walk on and frets about you like she frets about all her BAU babies when they’re out on a case - but WORSE.
So she does what she does best and compensates with love and kindness. She takes care of the people she loves and you would know that better than anyone. This queen would totally make you care packages and would make sure you had them delivered when you’re on shift. 
“You spend all your time taking care of other people, my real life knight in shining armour. The least I can do is make sure you have some fluffy socks, face masks, and other basic pamper essentials to take care of yourself! Oh, and don’t forget the protein shake I made for you! And stay hydrated! And be safe!”
She’d make sure to send gifts for your co-workers too. It’s why she’s the favourite spouse of all your colleagues and she’s greeted like the queen she is whenever she visits. 
Her cookies have earned her the unofficial title of ‘Star Baker’ and you best know there have been physical fights over them whenever you’ve left them in the crew mess. In fact, your boss has had to give you all warnings about it as a result, calling ‘dibs’ on them if you couldn’t all be trusted to share. 
She would also give you one of her many mascots for the dashboard of your rig, knowing that the little bobblehead or whatever will remind you of her when you’re out on a call. 
Speaking of calls, you know she is tuned in to all scanners / messaging systems so knows exactly where you are at all times, but especially if there is a call out. You best believe she is making sure you’re ok and has her eyes and ears open if you need help of any kind or back-up. 
As a result, you know she has been scolded more than once by Hotch and by the local authorities for interfering and hijacking calls when she thinks you’re being ignored or need assistance. 
Penelope would also be the first person to encourage you to attend some kind of support group, or seek out some kind of therapy, to help deal with all the stressful and traumatic things you deal with on a day to day basis. She would be only too happy to help you find one and would drive you there and back when she’s able. She’d even come along if you wanted her to. 
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Dr Spencer Reid
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Spencer would be an incredibly proud partner and you know it. He would show his support in various different ways and would absolutely take any and all opportunities to remind people he’s dating a superhero (especially Morgan). He doesn’t understand why someone as amazing as you would choose to date someone like him. 
He would like giving you book recommendations so you always have something to read on shift. He’d give you his copies to borrow, so you can enjoy his pencil notes in the margins when he’s not with you. 
Not only that, but he’d also be happy to take recommendations from you too - no matter how different they may be from his usual reading material. That way you can both compare notes when you both get home and leave work behind for a moment.  
Also, you know Spence would be a fountain of knowledge about your job and has probably read up on anything he didn’t already know about your field. There isn’t a piece of jargon or code that he doesn’t know and he loves trying to use it when talking to your colleagues when he visits sometimes. It earns him their respect, which you know he would be nervous about, as your co-workers are like your second family. He’s that way with the BAU and he wants to impress the people who mean the most to you. 
His thirst for knowledge means he is always willing to let you practise different exercises on him and is keen to learn whatever you’re willing to tell him (something that has come in handy on many of his own cases). 
In return, he would like sharing whatever statistics he has memorised about the work you do. It’s also why he is so concerned about you, knowing how much your role takes out of you. His job is tiring and traumatic enough, but he is at least part of a big team and works only one case at a time. 
“I’m just saying sweetheart, it’s estimated that 30% of first responders develop behavioral health conditions including, but not limited to, depression and PTSD, as compared with 20% in the general population. If you ever want to talk to me or someone else, like a professional, then you know that’s ok.”
As much as he isn’t an overly affectionate person, I feel like he’d be the kind of person to buy you both those bracelets that you can tap and it sends a pulse to the other, letting them know you thought about them. It’s like a virtual tap on the shoulder just to let you both know they’ve got you and love you. 
He’d also drive the doctors insane if you ever got hurt on the job, yelling at them to double check their diagnosis if he even thinks you’re not getting the best treatment and care possible. 
He’d also insist on taking care of you during your recovery, not trusting anyone else to do it right - and he also has Dr Who primed for your entertainment. What could be better than that?
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fairyhaos · 17 hours
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how seventeen comfort their s/o after a nightmare
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seungcheol
one moment, all the terror is consuming you and you feel like you're trapped in all of your worst fears and the next, you're being jolted awake and you find yourself sobbing into a warm chest, seungcheol having grabbed you and hugged you so suddenly that it literally woke you out of your nightmare. knows you better than you know yourself. holds you in his arms even after you drift off once more
jeonghan
“what's wrong, baby? shh, don't worry, it was just a nightmare, it didn't actually happen, i'm here.” very good at verbally reasoning with you through your hazy panic, even as he's stroking your hair and hugging you tight. helps your tears go away in a matter of minutes, and holds you and talks to you about everything and nothing to help you fall asleep again
joshua
instantly comforts you by constantly reassuring you of his presence. is all “i'm right here sweetheart, don't worry, i'm not going anywhere, i'm here for you” and just holds you, rocking you from side to side as you cry and tremble in his arms before the aftershocks die down and the warmth of his comforting presence helps you finally relax
junhui
makes the most distressed sounds in response to your distress. might very well end up crying with you, but he gives rlly good hugs so you help each other calm down too. you eat ice cream out of the tub together after, talking about nonsensical things bc you don't want to think about the contents of your nightmare. but that's okay, bc junhui will be there by your side always
hoshi
“you're crying? are you crying? oh, baby, why are you crying, don't cry, it's okay.” he's all big, genuine comfort, wiping at your eyes with his hands even though you scared him by waking him up whilst sobbing your eyes out. he jumps into helping you instantly, holding you until the trembling subsides and you feel like yourself again
wonwoo
scoops you up into his arms without a second thought. he's so worried for you, because you've been rendered incoherent by the nightmare, but he'll hold you without a question until your heart stops beating so fast that he can feel it vibrating in your chest, keeping you protected in his arms. 
woozi
like some sort of sixth sense, he always wakes up whilst you're contemplating whether it's silly to wake him up after you've had a nightmare. doesn't even have to say anything, just looks at you, takes your hand and drags you out of bed to make a snack in the middle of the night, taking ur mind off the nightmare and staying by your side until you feel better. 
minghao
“you're okay, you're okay, shhh it's okay, you're okay. i'm here with you, everything's okay.” biggest focus is reassuring you that you're safe, that you're with him and nothing can hurt you here. he might address why exactly you had that particular nightmare later, but right now, his biggest priority is keeping you safe. 
mingyu
wakes up to the sound of you crying and does not even think before sitting upright in an instant, making his head feel all achy but that doesn't matter because he needs to help you, right now, needs to make whatever is hitting you go away in an instant. it's almost instinctive, the urge to protect you. makes you instant ramen afterwards to get rid of the post-nightmare shivers
dokyeom
he's a light sleeper, so the moment he hears any sound of distress from you he's blinking awake, blindly reaching for you and trying to pull you closer into his chest, even if you haven't woken up yet. makes soothing noises to you until you relax. if you didn't wake, then he'll just hold you til he falls asleep again, but if you did, then he'll tell you he loves you again and again until you believe it
seungkwan
when he wakes up to you tapping his shoulder hesitantly, breathing still a little shaky, he knows that you've had a nightmare. can tell instantly whether you wanna talk about it or not, and when you don't, he simply shifts a little so you can hug him in bed, listening to the sound of his heartbeat until you fall asleep again, safe. 
vernon
shakes you out of your nightmare with the most concerned tone in his voice, and he's all groggy with sleep but he cares so much and the relief that you feel from seeing his bleary face in the darkness makes you cry out of love, overwhelmed. he doesn't question it, just lets you cry into his shirt until you feel better
chan
he is, unfortunately, a rather heavy sleeper, so you wake yourself up by crying before he's able to wake up to comfort you. it's okay tho, because even if he's a heavy sleeper, he's also, like, a telepath, so the moment you're awake he's also blinking his eyes open too, reaching for you before he's even woken up fully, doing everything within his power to make your hurt and your pain go away. 
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daydreamin' and i'm thinking of you - j.m.
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summary: jj returns from a day of surfing and devotes his night to you and a lil bit of weed.
word count: 2.3k
warnings: smoking weed, a lil suggestive, but mostly super fluffy and full of sweetness
author's note: back from the dead pookies!!! i just wanna say how incredibly grateful that none of yall have come for my wishy-washy ass! this year has been vcery hectic and rough, and i am so thankful y'all have let me be MIA. here's this little blurb smooch ily (i was too scared to flesh out the smut at the end IM SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE)
JJ smells like a perfect, heady blend of sunscreen and salt when he and the boys get back from surfing. You’re waiting on the porch like a little 1950’s wife, and he runs up and hugs you as soon as he gets out of the Twinkie, acting like its been months since he’s seen you instead of a few hours.
“J!” You’re giggling as he swings you around, smacking loud kisses all over your face and neck. 
“Missed ya, pretty girl,” he murmurs into your neck.
John B slaps JJ’s back, surprising him so he lets go of you. “You literally just saw each other.” 
JJ’s jaw drops, hand over his heart like he’s been deeply wounded. “You’re just mad your woman isn’t out here to greet you,” he counters, squeezing your side and giving John B a sympathetic look.
“Wrong!’ Sarah says as she pushes open the screen door, giving her boyfriend an enthusiastic kiss on the cheek. 
John B grins back at JJ, and follows Sarah back inside. 
“You still up for that boat date later?” you ask, fingers intertwining with his.
You swear his eyes sparkle. “Um, duh!” 
A few hours later, the sun is sinking into the horizon, sky turning the prettiest pink and orange. You are toting a basket full of picnic supplies: a tupperware full of elote salad, another with some grilled chicken, a speaker, and of course, a little cellophane baggie and some rolling papers. JJ’s job is to carry the fishing poles and bait (raw hot-dogs because why would he spend money on crickets when there’s hot dogs in the fridge?), and the six-pack of mini Dr. Peppers you’ll split (JJ will inevitably drink two of your three). 
“Where are you going?” You hear someone call from inside the house, but both of you act like you can’t hear it. 
HMS Pogue is sitting pretty at the end of the dock, and you practically skip onto it. The rev of the engine is like the call of an old friend, thrumming through you, bare feet on the deck.
You sit cross legged at the bow while JJ drives, your hair flowing behind you. The spray of freshwater is perfectly refreshing. 
It’s dusk when the boat reaches a little secluded spot on the marsh, and JJ announces it. “Gorgeous,” he says, the sky purple above him. “And no one around for miles.” He plops next to you, sticking his nose in your neck and sighing. You’re sitting pretty in a bikini top and jean shorts, and he plays with the tie at your back.
You laugh and push him off, getting up to get your basket of food. He helps you unload it, mouthing a silent yes as he pulls out the sodas. Then comes the tupperware, and he sticks two spoons into the corn. “Cheers.” He holds his out.
You tap your spoon against his, and gasp in fake shock when he knocks the food of it.
“Gotta be ready, babe,” he deadpans, snatching up your bite after he eats his. “Danger is waiting at every turn.”
You shake your head and laugh, scooting the tupperware closer to yourself. “You’re so weird.”
“You love it,” He grins, and you can’t argue with that. 
After you eat, JJ pulls out the package of hotdogs and starts to prep the rods.
“There’s no way you can catch fish with those,” you question, wrinkling your nose at them. You frown, turning on the puppy-dog eyes. “Do we have to fish? I wanna smoke.”
He copies your expression and sticks his bottom lip out. “Poor bunny,” he mocks, but shoves your fishing pole in your hand all the same. “Catch a fish, I’ll roll you a joint, ‘kay?”
You sigh. “ ‘Kay,” 
He grins and plants a kiss on your forehead. “You got it, babe.” He gives you a chunk of hotdog and you slip it onto the hook. JJ comes up behind you to guide your cast and you let him, his breath warm on the back of your neck. There’s the whir of the line, and the satisfying plop of the bobber in the water. 
“Now, we wait.” He takes the rod from you and drops it into the holder, and works on casting his own line. 
You’re bored before he even puts his down. “I have to catch a fish before we smoke?”
“Yeah, crybaby.” The two of you sit on the bow, feet dangling over the water. His ankle knocks against yours.
You let out another dramatic sigh, but you let your head fall onto his shoulder. “This is the worst part. I hate waiting.”
JJ laughs. “Yeah, honey. I am well aware.” He pokes your side, and you yelp dramatically. Reaching over you, he pulls the speaker out of your basket, and turns it on. You watch as he connects to it and goes through his spotify, thumb skimming over the screen as he looks through his playlists. JJ clicks on one of your collaborative playlists, titled “songs for slow dancing.”
He stands up, reaching out to pull you up as the hauntingly pretty piano intro for Aretha Franklin’s Daydreaming begins to play. “Wanna kill some time?”
You smile, and let him pull you into him. You think you could slow dance with him until you dropped dead, until you collapsed into each other and turned into intertwined fossils. Maybe that kind of thing is a little too poetic for the two of you, but you don’t really care. He starts to sing along, and you press your ear to his chest to hear his voice thrum through his chest.
daydreaming and i’m thinking of you, daydreaming and i’m thinking of you…
One of his hands splays on the small of your back, fingertips sneaked under the waist of your shorts, callused and all too soft. The other one is holding yours as you sway back and forth to the beat.He twirls you out fast, and back into his grip, your back to his chest as he squeezes you.
No one would ever know it, but JJ absolutely loves to dance. A little after you started dating, you dragged him to some swing dancing classes at the community center, and expected plenty of pushback, but you were met with absolutely none. The two of you fell in love stepping on each others toes and falling all over each other. It’s always a fun party trick to pull out at the fancier parties. He’s always wanting to dance with you, whether it’s learning how to shag in the living room late at night, or spinning you around on the boat.
He stops you mid-step, asking, “Can we try the dirty-dancing jump?”
The dirty-dancing jump has only been successfully executed by the two of you once. All other times have ended in someone being injured (usually JJ). Your jaw drops open, and you lightly shove him. “Absolutely not! You wanna fall off the boat?”
He gives you the biggest eyeroll, but immediately switches to puppy dog eyes when you cross your arms. “Just like, a lift? Pleaseeeee,” he drags out, taking your hands and acting like he’s going limp. 
“Fine! But if you drop me in this water, I’m actually going to have serious beef with you, Maybank.”
He laughs, maybe an itty-bit manaically, and grabs your waist. “Okay, I’m gonna count you off, and you’ll jump, ‘kay? So, one, two, three-”
You hear your fishing rod rattle in its holder and jump away from him. “My line!” Scrambling after it, you grab the pole right as it looks like it’s going to leap out of its holster.
“Get it babe!” JJ practically shouts, darting behind you and placing his arms around yours to give you a little support. 
The whir of the line rushing out makes you jump, and you hurry to start reeling it back in, furiously turning the handle. JJ’s mouth is by your ear as you lean into him and he talks you up as you fight the fish. “Come on, baby, you got it. Keep going, keep going, you almost got it!”
He’s pulling half the weight, you know that, but you don’t mind the help when you can watch the cords in his forearms tense and pull.
Finally, the line leaps out of the water, and soon a big scaly body is flopping on the deck of the boat. “Atta girl!” JJ shouts as you snatch it up by the lure, holding it up proudly. It’s pretty heavy, probably a little over 14 pounds. 
“Look at that, baby! Got yourself a bluefish.” JJ is smiling so proudly as he fishes out his phone, and makes you pose for a picture like one of those Tinder frat guys. The flash is harsh and you know you look crazy, but he grins at the picture all the same.
“Can you throw him back in? He’s too pretty to eat,” you ask as he messes with something on his phone. You’re still holding the fish as you try to lean over and see what he’s doing.
“Here, yeah.” He drops his phone on the boat deck and takes the fish from you to fling back in. When you look at his phone, you see your face staring back up at you from his lockscreen. It was some picture of the two of you from a party, but now it’s you and your fish. He immediately changed his wallpaper after he took the picture. In your opinion, it’s definitely not a knockout photo, but you almost tear up at the sweetness of it.  
“You looked cute,” JJ shrugs, seeing you looking at it. 
You just smile, shaking your head, and lean against him. “Can we get high now?”
“Damn, you waste no time, huh?”
Soon, your fishing rods forgotten, you’re watching JJ roll you a joint to share. His fingers dance along the rolling paper, tucking and smoothing all gentle. He’s mesmerizing. When his tongue darts out to wet the paper, you swear you start salivating.
He catches you staring, hitting you with that heartbreaker grin again. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“Shut up and light up,” you sigh, reaching for the blunt in his hands. 
“Can’t light up if you don’t hand me my lighter,” JJ frowns, expression sarcastic. He puts his hand out, waiting.
You reach into your basket and pull it out, smiling when you see it. A few months ago, you had decided to buy JJ a custom lighter. You got him one off Etsy, a cheap Bic lighter with your face printed on the plastic. Of course, the image didn’t translate correctly, so the picture is heavily distorted, your smile big and wide and eyes even bigger. 
It’s probably his favorite possession. 
He lights the joint, letting it smoke for a second before raising it to his lips.
“Hey,” you whine, reaching for his hand. 
“So needy,” he chides, taking a hit, gripping you by your neck, and blowing the smoke into your open mouth. Your breath hitches as you try your best to inhale, try to not think about his lips just ghosting over yours, his calloused fingers hard on the sides of your neck.
“Good girl,” he exhales as you successfully breathe in without hacking up your lungs.
The frogs are peeping and the wind is slow and soft, pushing the smoke around the two of you and enveloping you in it. You’re talking mindlessly as the joint passes between you, staring at the way moonlight shines through JJ’s hair, turning it platinum. His irises catch the light just right- bright, icy blue. 
You’re sitting cross-legged, knees knocking with his. All you can think about his how much you love your boyfriend, even with the edges of your mind soft and your senses fuzzy. JJ takes your hand, pressing the pads of your fingertips against his. 
“It’s like I can feel your fingerprints,” he comments, fingertips lightly rubbing yours. He pulls your hand as he leans back, so you’re both on your back, looking at the stars.
“It’s so pretty,” you whisper in awe. With absolutely zero light pollution, the sky is a myriad of deep black and blue hues and so, so many stars. You’d decompose while trying to count them all. You snuggle up against J as he takes a final hit. From your perspective, the rising smoke almost looks like it’s weaving through the stars, netting around them and sparkling right above your head. JJ tosses the remnant of the joint into your grocery bag of trash. 
“C’mere,” he sighs, propping himself up and running a hand down your torso. When he kisses you, he tastes like smoke and sweat, and a wave of heat rushes through you just from the taste. You’re pulling him on top of you by the loops of his cargo shorts, pressing yourself against the firm plane of his abdomen.
“God, you’re needy,” he laughs, pinning your hips down with a heavy hand. 
“You made me this way,” you squirm, and it’s true. He’s too generous with his touches and too sugary with his words, and you chase him like he’s a hit of the purest cocaine. 
He shifts on top of you, a knee between your thighs just like you like it. He presses his knee up just to see you gasp and grind down on him. JJ’s laugh is a little mean as snaps the waistband of your shorts. “Okay, honey, what do you want?”
There’s no shame in your voice as you blurt out, “Fuck me.” You’re whining out a plea before he can even answer, with no care that you’re out in the open… no care that the cops patrol at night.
JJ fakes shock, but the hardness of him against you gives him away. “You wanna get fucked, huh. Out in the open?”
“Don’t act like this wasn’t your whole plan, smartass,” you counter as he pins your hands down right above your head. 
He just laughs in response. “Dirty, dirty, dirty,” he tuts rebukingly, but he’s pulling apart the tie of your swimsuit top all the same.
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elly-grace · 3 days
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His world
Idk what to name this one lol also not edited at all
Pairing: Joe burrow x reader
Warning: not eating, mean comments
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The day started off like any other day. Joe wakes up to the sun shining through the window, then gets ready for practice. After Joe is ready he wakes you up with a good morning kiss, then after a short conversation heads to practice. This was normal, it was the status quo, it was routine.
But the status quo was broken after Joe left for practice, you felt off. You felt like crying, the hate from Joe's fans was really starting to get to you. There have been so many rumors about you and Joe recently. The main three were; cheating allegations, an engagement, and pregnancy. None of which were true, you would never cheat nor would Joe. You and Joe have been together since freshman year of college. Neither of you ever thought of cheating on the other in all the time you've been together. There's no engagement, at least that you knew of. But the pregnancy rumor hurt the most, you knew why it was being thrown around. You had been gaining a little weight, which you were self conscious about.
The comments flowed through your head.
‘She's so ugly! Like gross.’
‘She’s getting really fat, must have had to get pregnant for Joe to stay with her sorry ass.’
‘Joe can do so much better than her’
You felt the tears well up in your eyes.
“What if Joe leaves you?”
With that thought the floodgates were opened. Part of you knew that Joe would never leave you, he loved you with his entire heart. His world literally revolved around you, he didn't know how to do what he loved without you in his life. You two have been part of each other's lives since birth. Robin and (your mom) had been friends since childhood, which forced you to be friends. Joe was the built-in best friend, always there for you, and you were the same for Joe.
The other part of you thought the comments were factual. With you gaining weight you've been having troubles feeling comfortable in your body. It didn’t make you feel ugly just different. You knew Joe could have literally anyone he wanted, he could do better than you.
You try to calm down and take a few breaths coming back to rational.
You walked to your closet and found your oversized hoodie and a pair of leggings to change into. Then sluggishly made your way down the stairs then into the kitchen. Making your way to the fridge, you open it but then the fat comments come to your head. Deciding you would just skip breakfast you close the fridge. You check time seeing it was almost 9 which meant the other WAGs would be calling you soon. As if on cue your phone rings, it was Jess, Sam's fiance.
“Hey, are you coming out with us today?”
“Hey Jess. I think I am going to stay home.”
“You sure? Are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just not feeling good today.”
“Okay, call us if you need anything.”
“Okay, have fun!”
You said then hung up.
You started to do some house work around the house. You cleaned the entire house, starting in Joe's office and finishing in the basement. When you finished cleaning it was already noon meaning Joe would be home soon. You head to the kitchen to start making lunch for him, deciding to make a chicken caesar salad. You finished plating the food as soon as he walked in the door. He made his way to the kitchen and saw you and moved towards you to give you a kiss.
“Hi, baby. Have you been crying?” his eyes were fixed on your doleful looking face.
“Maybe.” you just shrugged, “it doesn’t matter.” as tears weld in your eyes.
“It does! It matters, why are you crying?” he said in a voice the told you he wasn’t going to stop until you told him.
“I’m getting so much hate. People say I'm ugly, fat, and you could do better than me. Which don’t say the last one isn’t true.” You looked down. Joe instantly made you look back up at him by putting his fingers under my chin. Noticing that my hair was messy and all over he moved some of it out of the way.
“Listen to me please, I love you, only you. You are beautiful, I don’t care that you're gaining weight, it means you're healthy.”
Your stomach starts to growl. Joe gives you a sad look.
“When did you eat last?”
“Yesterday”
“When? Cause you barely touched your dinner.”
“Breakfast was the last full meal.”
“You need to eat.”
You sighed but you would do anything for him. He was the love of your life.
“Okay” you said and started walking to the fridge when he grabbed your arm and pulled you back.
“Wait, I'm not done. I’m never going to leave you, never let those comments get to your head.”
He gave you a passionate kiss, then walked away. A few seconds later he comes back with something in his hand.
“This is definitely not how I wanted to do this but.” He spoke getting down onto one knee.
“Joe?” You were shocked.
“Y/n m/n l/n, I can not fathom my life without you in it. You’ve been here since day one, literally day one. You're the only constant thought in my mind. Every Injury, every bad day you’ve been there. You're it for me, it’s always been you. It took us 18 years to finally get together but I knew in middle school when that guy broke your heart. When I saw you crying I wanted to beat him up for hurting you. Now here we are 9 years later, I don’t think I can spend another moment of you not being mine forever. You are my world, my best friend and hopefully soon my Fiancé.” The tears that have been welling in your eyes finally fell.
You nod “yes”
Joe slides the ring onto your finger and stands and gives you a hug and then a kiss.
“I love you Joe”
“I love you too Y/n. I’m going to address the fans about the hate today when I go on ‘New Heights’.”
“Thank you.” You gazed at his face with his beautiful smile plastered upon it.
“How about you come with me?”
“Will Travis and Jason allow that?”
“They will, they’re pretty laid back.”
You nodded and soon you were in joes car with him.
“Welcome to the pod Joe, I hear you got some exciting news” Travis said
“Yeah, as of today I am an engaged man.”
“What, congrats man!” Jason yelled.
“Thanks guys, but I’d also like to address one more thing before we start.”
“Yeah go ahead.”
“So my fiancé has been receiving some pretty brutal hate from some of my fans recently. I just want to say that she is beautiful the way she is, and I love her more than anything in the world. Please stop hating on her.”
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hello hello how are u!!?
i’ve been rereading a few of ur fics hehe i just wanna say that i love ur writing omfg like yes plz i wanna eat the words
ok ok so i’d love to know ur thoughts on a bully!patrick x reader?? he’s just so cocky and i’d love to see what would happen if he pushed *juuuuuust* a bit further…
maybe it’s their college years and he is practically jeering and ragging at the reader while she’s at her sports practice. i think patrick would like the way her face scrunches up in anger, but she ignores him because she knows better than to go back and forth due to his quick wit. he’d act like a schoolboy. i think he’d also like getting real up close and personal w her, but never touching. and maybe he’d even go as far as to pull at her hair. “accidentally”. hooooooo boy, and the sexual undertones within it all. reasons seemingly unknown, but i believe he just has a crush on the reader, he’s being a hellish brat about it.
and reader enjoys is cuz patrick has a certain charm and he’s just so irresistible xxx but sometimes she wishes he was nicer to her but also where’s the fun in that?? and at certain times maybe he shows that he cares about her…like omg my heart
…ok i am so sorry for rambling i did NOT expect to go into such detail and also sorry if it’s a little corny😭😭😭 anyway, you don’t necessarily have to write headcanons or a fic, i more so would just love to hear ur thoughts on it, the whole bully aspect is really interesting (and hot) to me 🫢 ok again sorry for writing a whole novel in here hope ur having a good day! ur most recent fic was [chefs kiss] and im excited to read what u have cooking up x
omg i absolutely LOVE this concept!! what i immediately thought of was patrick and the reader being in very similar tennis circles (idk how tennis works so lets just assume that they're playing at similar events and reader is obviously playing w women) and like, at first, you cannot stand this man at all. like he always seems to find you before you play, or at your hotel after you've played, or at parties for the players, and he ALWAYS has something to say. a comment on your technique. a snide remark on how you played that day. a taunt about how you're never gonna beat the opponent you're playing against that day.
but the thing is... in a way, his bullying kinda helps you perform better? like he gets you so riled up and feeling so spiteful that you goes out onto the court and demolishes whoever you're playing against. so in a way it's kinda helpful... but also fucking annoying.
and like, at first you try to go back and forth with him but you literally never win the verbal spars so one day you just give up. and also part of you knows that he doesn't genuinely mean it?? maybe he even knows that his pestering is helpful to you and maybe thats why he does it?? but he is being an annoying pest regardless and you can't deal with him buzzing around your ear all the time and getting in your head before you play. so you just stop entertaining it.
but once you stop entertaining it, he gets kinda worried. like you've had this thing going on for a while and now suddenly you just don't care anymore. so now his gibes turn into questioning you CONSTANTLY. are you seeing someone? are you planning something?? what changed?? and when that doesn't work out for him he starts being nice to you. and thats when you start getting worried. i think this would make them have to admit their feelings to each other then BOOM happily ever after!!
i loveee this idea and it was so fun to think about! i'm usually a little iffy about bullying stuff buttt i could totally see it working in this context.
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fire0nfire · 5 hours
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king of my heart | pt. 3
pairings: lando norris x fem!reader | pato o'ward x fem!reader
warnings: love triangle.
part 1 | part 2 | part 3
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yourusername I had days full of paella, sangría, incredible places, lots of Chili energy and fast cars🏎🔥 What more could I ask for? I'm leaving Barcelona with a giant smile on my face. ¡Nos vemos pronto, España! 🇪🇸❤️
user1 i'll tell my kids this was the queen of Spain
user2 she's the queen of everything tbh
user3 yncarlos friendship is so underrated yet so cute🥹
user4 THEY'RE ADORABLE user5 yncarlos deserve more appreciation fr user6 i meeeeean they would make a really cute couple👀 user7 user6 oh girl no, they are SO sibling coded
user8 4th slide really made me hungry ngl
carlossainz55 i'm just here to say that i was the one who convinced y/n to try paella and in the end she loved it, you're welcome (unlike other people who didn't even dare to try it)
user9 now that's what i call a smooth operation yourusername you were right but just this time🙈 user10 f1 driver, smooth operator, fashion icon and food connoisseur: carlos sainz jr everybody 🙌 user11 who's "other people"??? landonorris IT'S SEAFOOD, CARLOS. I WASN'T GONNA EAT IT. y'all did it on purpose 😒 user12 OMG LANDO LKASJKEDJKG user13 so carlos, lando and y/n were out together? oh we won💅 user14 user13 YNLANDO NATION WE'RE SO BACK
user15 you drop this 👑👑👑
elbaoward the prettiest 🤍
yourusername miss youuuu💖 user16 iconic queens user17 MY FAV SISTERS IN LAW🫶 user18 now THIS is the kind of interactions i wanna see
user19 so after trying to get with lando and then with pato, she's now going after carlos? 😂😂
user20 user19 there's a thing called "friendship", in case you've never heard of it user21 she wants to be a wag so badly it's embarrassing user22 i mean it's the only way she can be relevant so🤷
user23 PRECIOSA 😍😍
user24 hope you had a great time in Spain, queen. come back soon❤️
user25 can she stop going to the races? I swear to God whenever she's around, Lando does poorly.
user26 as an indycar fan, i don't want her around either 😩 user27 SHE BRINGS BAD LUCK FR user28 and what does that have to do with her? if Lando is underperforming then that's on him lol
user29 so pretty omg 😫
user30 bestie please share your skincare routine
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user1 we really lost another one, ladies 😢
user2 girl i wanna be sad but they're so cute it's impossible😭 user3 user2 THIS IS SUCH A MOOD user4 at least we know he's in good hands 🫡
user5 CAN YOU TWO ADOPT ME?
user6 i always knew he was boyfriend material omg
user7 boyfriend of the year fr 🔥 user8 bro's in love and so am i (of them)
yourusername 4th slide is my fav cause you can see the most perfect O'ward😍 and Pato by her side
elbaoward love u babe 😻 brettkimbro elbaoward excuse me? 🤨 patriciooward yourusername EXCUSE ME yourusername i said what i said 😛 user9 i want to be their friend so bad
user10 COUPLE GOALS
user11 lando could never. yn really went for an upgrade and she didn't disappoint💅
user12 what does lando has to do with any of this?? user13 omfg girl get over it user14 she went for lando's cheaper version* user15 ynpato fans are obsessed with Lando and it shows😂
user16 i screamed with 6th slide ngl
user17 yes they're cute but CAN WE TALK ABOUT PATO ON PODIUM? THAT'S MY BOYYY🥳
user18 he deserved that so much 🥹 user19 so happy for hiiiiiiiim 🥹 user20 this weekend we got a pato podium AND ynpato moments on live tv, we really won user21 and some people say that yn brings bad luck lol user22 user21 literal clowns
arrowmclaren successful on and off track🤩
user23 admin you're so real for this user24 ADMIN IS ONE OF US
user25 MOM AND DAD ARE SO PRETTY
user26 pato's ig is about to become a yn fanpage and i'm SO here for it
user27 i mean no one can blame him tbh user28 patriciooward c'mon bestie drop more pics don't be shy
user29 in his lover era 🫶
user30 yn and pato are both SO fine🔥 they're meant to be
user31 where can I find a man who'll post me like pato posts yn?😭
user32 yn really needs to share the secret
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yourusername Always a great time, Austria 🤍
user1 QUEEN WHERE WERE YOU?
user2 it was so strange not having your stories talking about the highlights of the race🥺 hope everything is okay
user3 something about this feels so off
user4 glad to see i wasn't the only one thinking this user5 i meaaaan she posts this 3 days after the race?? something definitely happened user6 this caption feels so empty compared to the ones she usually writes user7 i mean we knew something was going on when she didn't post her usual post-race ig stories user8 she suddenly disappearing and pato deleting all her pics from his ig… yeah i'm pretty sure they broke up
user9 is everything okay? 🥺 we love you no matter what, queen!
user10 pato, elba and felix doesn't follow yn anymore omg i think i'm about to freak out😢
user11 why comment this on her post? even if something happened is none of our business. user12 GIRL I'M PANICKING
lissiemackintosh gorgeous💖
user13 why is people so dramatic? maybe yn was just tired or busy or whathever, she doesn't have to be online everyday jesus christ
user14 THANK YOU. everyone's acting like yn doesn't have a personal life outside social media user15 say it louder girl!!!! 👏👏
user16 does anyone knows if we're gonna get a vlog this week?
user17 idk yn hasn't said anything about it user18 i really doubt it tbh
user19 so pato broke up with this clout chaser? glad he's smarter than what i thought
user20 proud of my mclaren boys for getting away from this "lady" user21 user20 now we just need to keep oscar away from this bitch. user22 this is such an unnecessary comment. user23 spread your hate somewhere else, you're not welcome here.
user24 if pato and yn really broke up i'm gonna be so sad 😭
user25 i really don't get all this comments. can we actually talk about how beautiful she is???
user26 RIGHT??? she always slays with her looks user27 sis we know she's pretty but we love drama
user28 y'all wdym she and pato already broke up???😂😂😂 that didn't last long huh
user29 so funny yet so real user30 i always said pato deserved better, glad he realized it too
user31 the comments on this post are disgusting. if you don't like her then ignore her and leave her alone.
user32 people are so childish🙄 user33 user32 people is just seeing her for what she really is and it was about time lol
user34 i never thought i'd be alive to witness yn's downfall but i'm READY FOR THIS 🍿🍿
hope y'all don't hate me too much for all of this lol but i wanted drama. next part (probably) will be the last! so see u there🤍
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hello! could you do stan, kenny, kyle, and cartman with your oc's at an amusement park! i can imagine cartman pretending to not be scared of a big rollercoaster, but when getting on the ride he would have a panic attack 😭 i love your drawings btw, so if you could add the drawings with the hcs that would be awesome! thank you!
This headcanon was written by the looovely @princessconsuela120 !!
Stan Marsh
Stan is scared and hides in your shirt but always goes on rides, throws up every time
Throws up after every ride.
I mean come on this is Stan we’re talking about. Loves going at night time.
Is afraid of heights, but always does the Ferris wheel.
His fav ride is def the tilt a whirl, even though he always throws up without fail.
Hides his head in your shoulder during roller coaster rides
“I’m never going on that thing again.” “We both know you’re lying, now let’s go on the log flume!”
Is always screaming in pictures. Buys every single picture by accident every time without fail.
Even the pictures of other people, he just doesn’t know how to purchase them.
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Kyle Broflovski
Kyle loves big rides, has no idea they’re even scary, is like why are you scared.
Adrenaline junkie
Absolutely loves rollercoasters, especially the ones that go upside down.
Is unfazed by every ride.
You always try to find him a ride that’ll scare him but you always end up scared.
Half the time you’re holding his things like a mom while he’s on a terrifying ride you don’t wanna go on.
“Come on it’ll be fun!” “You hang upside down the whole time! That’s not fun that’s death!!!”
Lectures you about how unhealthy fair/amusement park food is.
Let’s you sit on his shoulders to watch the sunset by the beach (if there’s not a beach then be creative)
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Kenny McCormick
Kenny is terrified x for obvious reasons, he buys carnival food the whole time.
Absolutely despises rides (afraid he’ll be killed)
Tries to get you to go on all the kiddie rides with him instead (somehow still dies)
Is OBSESSED with funnel cake, no one can change my mind.
Will literally sit and eat funnel cake and cotton candy while everyone’s on rides and somehow not throw up.
The train ride is lowkey his favorite.
“It’s a train!” “It’s a children’s ride!” “Train’s are for everyone y/n!”
Swings your hands around the whole time he walks around the park.
You guys get the unlimited ride wrist bands even though he barely goes on rides.
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Eric Cartman
Cartman pretends but is freaking out on rides but after pretends they were easy.
Easily terrified of every ride.
Pretends to be super cool and okay with every ride he goes on.
Always freaks out mid air.
“What if the coaster falls off track! We could die! Oh my god here comes the drop! I’m never doing this again!”
Does it again.
He always picks the scariest rides to prove himself.
Always had some form of carnival food in his hands.
Somehow eats three things of cotton candy without puking.
The carousel is his favorite but he’d never tell.
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bteezxyewriter12 · 2 days
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You Won't Regret Me/ 2
Pairing- Wooyoung x Named Reader
Word count- 5.8k
Includes- enemies to lovers, blow job, deepthroating, pussy eating, cum eating, cock riding, dirty talk, orgasm denial, dacryphilia, squirting, multiple orgasms, kinda fluff but not really
Tag List- @mingtina @jaxminnie @yeosayang @delightfulmoonbanana @tannie13 @y00nzin0 @marsstarxhwa
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J POV
Standing at the bar, I wait in line to order a drink
Hongjoong wanted to go out again and we came to the club
He needed to let off some steam
Being the leader of a gang is hard and we all support him
We've been here awhile and he's off making out with some girl he'll take home and fuck
So lucky he'll get some
"What are you ordering?", someone asks, coming up next to me
I glance over then roll my eyes when I see it's Wooyoung
I so don't want to talk to him
I hate his stupid ass
And even more because of last week
When he fucked the life out of me and honestly gave me the best orgasms of my life
I don't know what the fuck came over me, letting him touch me, kiss me, put his dick inside me
Let him cum inside me and leave his cum to drip into my underwear all night
I threw that pair out as soon as I got home and scrubbed myself clean
And I swore that was the last time I'd ever let Jung, Wooyoung touch me
Except I've been thinking about him
Well, not him exactly since I can't stand him
More like his dick, how it felt and how good it was
"Well?", he prompts
I glare at him, hating how hot he looks
His stupid black hair in a ponytail, his stupid jeans, his stupid button down shirt, that beauty mark under his eye that drives me crazy since I noticed it last week
God, I abhor him
"Fuck off Jung", I snap, rolling my eyes
"Oh my god, cranky much? It's just a question", he snorts
"I'm not letting you cut in front of me. Get your ass in the back of the line", I snarl, figuring that's what he wants
He wouldn't talk to me otherwise
He hasn't all week and we've unfortunately been around each other for gang business
"That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking what are you getting?"
"Two vodka shots", I growl, "Happy?"
"Not particularly", he shrugs
I close my eyes, counting down from ten
He's such a cocky motherfucker
Thinks he's the shit, thinks he better than me
Thinks I don't deserve to be Hongjoong's second in command, as if I haven't earned it or literally supported Hongjoong since we were kids
He's rude, arrogant and annoying
And stupidly beautiful
Fucking asshole
"Do you want to get out of here?", he asks after a minute of silence
I look at him shocked
Is he talking to me?
I look around me to make sure there's no girl behind me or something
"I'm talking to you Joanne", he scoffs
"You want to go somewhere with me?", I repeat is disbelief
"To fuck", he clarifies, "Not on a date or anything stupid like that"
Well he's full of himself
"As if I'd ever say yes to you" I snort, "I'd rather slit my own throat"
He rolls his eyes, "Please. I'd cut my tongue out before asking you on a date. You just happen to have a tight pussy that feels good"
"And why would I give it to you?", I snap
Seems like he doesn't care about insulting me as he asks me to fuck him
What a prick
"Because I have a cock that you happen to love", he says gleefully, "I'm the only one who gave you...what was it you said? Oh yes, the best orgasm you had in awhile"
I knew he'd never let me live that down
Fucking shit head
"That's only because you're the first guy I fucked in awhile. Anything would of been good", I lie
"Uh huh. Sure", he smirks, getting under my skin, "So you wanna leave?"
"And go where?", I snap
"You're apartment"
Well he has it all figured out doesn't he
"Why my apartment?"
"Mine is messy right now"
"Why are we going anywhere when the bathroom worked fine last time?"
"Want more room", he says, "Want to be comfortable"
"You're saying that as if I'd ever want you in my apartment period", I snap
He sighs, looking annoyed, "Look I want to fuck you ok? And I know you want me too after last time. So can we just skip all the fighting and just go?"
I glare at him
Yeah ok, I want him
But I don't know why he wants me
He can have any girl who doesn't hate him and who will be much nicer than I am
"Why me? Why don't you just pick up some other girl and leave me alone?"
He blows out a breath, "Because you gave me the best sex I ever had ok? Because that orgasm was the best I ever had. Because you feel the best. Happy?"
"Not particularly", I shoot back
He looks at the ceiling like he's contemplating just walking away
And if it was before last week I'd tell him to fuck off
But I can't
"Let's go", I tell him, walking off the line and heading for the exit
I don't even have to look behind me to know he's following
"My car's this way", he says, leading me in the direction
Once in the car, he asks for my address and I can't believe I'm giving it to Wooyoung
He puts it into the gps and starts driving
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He drags me to my room, sitting me on the bed
He's been blessedly silent the whole drive here and I'm guessing that's gonna end now
"Let's get this off you", he smirks as he pulls my shirt up and off, "Seeing as how we have the whole bed to fuck anyway we want, I think it'd be nice to see your tits bouncing"
"You're a pig", I snap
He rolls his eyes, leaning down as his hands undo my bra
"But you like it", he teases
Then before I can say anything, his lips are against mine, kissing me
And stupidly, all thoughts leave my brain as I kiss him back, my head spinning, my body on fire
Fuck him and his amazing kisses
Fucking bullshit is what it is
He throws my bra somewhere, my hands immediately pushing his shirt up
He pulls away to take it off and I stare at his body, hating him even more for how hot he is
I didn't get to see him much last time, as I was clinging on to him or facing away from him when his shirt was off
But goddamn
I slowly lay my palms on his muscular chest, moving them across him and feeling his soft skin
I can feel how strong he is and it's making me embarrassingly wet
I move my hands down to his stomach, touching the rock hard abs he has, tracing the lines of muscles
He moans and I look up, surprised to see him biting his lip, his eyes closed, face in pleasure
Guess he likes to be touched
And stupid me, with my girl dumbassery of liking abs and muscles, will continue to happily touch him
And do more
Leaning closer to him, I press my lips against the skin of his abs, kissing him
"Fuck", he whimpers and I take that as a sign to keep going
Stupid me presses kiss after kiss all over his abs, licking the soft skin in between pecks
My hands have a mind of their own because they're sliding down to his belt, undoing it as I continue to kiss him
I get the button and zipper of his jeans undone, pulling his jeans and boxers down, my lips against his lower stomach
Pushing him back slightly, I keep my lips attached to his skin as I move down on my knees, my hand moving around his cock, jerking him off
"Fuck baby", he groans as I trail kisses down to his dick, then up along his length
When I get to his head, I lick his cum from his crying slit, groaning at how good he tastes
Because of course he fucking does
I spend some time swirling my tongue around his head, then licking up and down his cock so slowly, his moans so pretty to listen to
Licking to his head again, I take it in my mouth and suck on it softly
"Yes fuck"
I raise my eyes up to find him biting his lip, already watching me
I move down his cock with each suck, jerking off the rest of him that's not in my mouth
Goddamn he has a massive cock
It's so thick, stretching my mouth, so heavy on my tongue
He's so hard and so annoyingly good to suck on
As I move further down his dick, I can't fucking believe I'm doing this
And enjoying it
If someone would have told me I'd be on my knees in my room, sucking Wooyoung's cock, I'd have shot that person in the face
But here I am, getting wet from how hard he is and from the noises he's making
His tip presses against the back of my throat, making me gag and he immediately pulls out a bit
"Don't baby. Don't hurt yourself. It's ok", he says softly, his fingers moving in my hair
I'm so shocked at the tenderness in his voice, almost like he cares about hurting me
I don't like it
I need him to be the asshole he always is
I roll my eyes, making sure he sees it, then push down on his shaft more
I can deepthroat him, it'll just take a little for me to get him all in
I take my time moving down, sucking on him as I go, tears pooling in my eyes
I give a damn good blow job and I want him to love it
I want him to know that I, the girl he hates, gave him the best blow job of his life
I finally get him all inside my throat, forcing my throat to relax
"Fuck, god. Feels so good", he chokes out
If I could smile I would
Holding his hips, I pull back, halfway down his cock
Breathing in, I surge back up, bottoming him out, his cock hitting the back of my throat and going down more
I choke but get it under control, then start bobbing my head up and down his entire dick
Tears run down my face, spit dripping down from my mouth as I fuck my throat on his cock, choking now and then
"Yes fuck. Goddamn Jo", he groans, watching me, "Fuck, so that fucking mouth is good for something other than shit talking"
I glare at him, the asshole in him coming back out
"Good to know that when you're being a bitch, I can just get you to be quiet by shoving my cock down your throat", he smirks, his fingers twisting in my hair
I growl, pressing my nails into the skin of his hips, a yelp coming from him
"Oh did I hit a sore spot?", he snaps, holding onto my hair hard, keeping me in place, "After all, you're the one with my cock down your throat, princess"
I bristle at the nickname
The one I called him before
He's such an asshole
"Keep your mouth open", he demands and like an idiot, I do
He snaps his hips, driving his cock down my throat, then pulls back out just to do everything all over again
And I just take it, letting him fuck my throat and moaning
"Someone likes getting their throat fucked huh?", he grunts, his hips moving fast, my mouth trying to suck on him as he moves in and out, "Such a slut for cock. I didn't even have to ask you to blow me. You did it all on your own princess"
Yeah I know
I'm an idiot
I just gave him more ammunition to fuck with me
"Wonder if Hongjoong knows that his tough bitchy best friend likes getting her throat fucked by my cock and is moaning like a whore on top of it"
I hate him
If Hongjoong didn't care about him, I'd murder him with my bare hands
Tears blind me as he keeps going, his cock throbbing in my mouth, his moans of pleasure getting louder and louder
"When I cum you swallow it all. Got it?", he demands
And like a pathetic loser, I just nod
"Good girl"
I fucking hate when someone calls me that, I never let anyone call me that but of course when he does it, it does nothing but turn me on more
And make me want to be his good girl
I'm so fucked up
"Yes fuck! Joanne", he moans, his hips stalling as his cock buries in my throat, warm cum spurting
The taste of his cum is so fucking good and I eagerly swallow on his cock again and again
He moans and whimpers the whole time as I suck all his cum from his cock
He pulls out when he's finished and I sit back on my heels, swallowing and breathing in
"Are you ok?", he pants, "I didn't hurt you right?"
I stand up, rolling my eyes
"No", I croak out, "I've deepthroated other cocks before. Some bigger than yours so no you didn't hurt me"
He glares at me hatefully, then pulls me to him, his lips against mine in a kiss
My arms move around his neck on their own, my body pressing against his, feeling his warm skin on mine
His fingers tangle in my hair as he kisses me silly, his tongue playing with mine
Turning us, he pushes me down on the bed, his hands pulling my pants and panties down as he kisses me
Once they're off, his hands push my legs open, him mouth leaving mine and attaching to my pussy
"Oh f-", I choke, his tongue delving into my hole, wiggling when it's inside
"Mm you taste good", he murmurs, sliding his tongue up and rubbing it against my clit
I feel my cunt get soaked, the pleasure intensifying
Lifting my head, I watch him use his tongue on me, his eyes closed, a look of pleasure on his face too
I hate to say it but he looks incredibly hot in between my legs
And his tongue is amazing, switching between using the tip and the flat of it, pressing hard then lightly, fast then slow
I fucking hate him for it
He kisses my pussy, then slides his tongue between my lips, moaning into me
"Fuck", I whisper, so turned on
His eyes open, staring intensely at me as his tongue drags up my pussy again and again
I can't tear my gaze from his, the heat coming from them making my body shiver
His hands squeeze my thighs hard, his mouth wrapping around my clit and sucking softly
"Oh my god", I moan, bliss wracking through my body, my hand pulling his ponytail out and sinking into his hair, holding on tightly
With each suck, he goes harder, keeping his tongue firmly against my clit with each move his mouth makes
I get lost in the pleasure, holding his head against my pussy, my body arching
He slurps desperately on my clit, the sound so erotic, the sight of his jaw sucking driving me crazy
The next suck has me coming, pleasure washing over me as I scream his name
He groans, sucking me through it, my body shaking against the mattress
As soon as I finish, he pushes my legs up, his tongue swirling around my hole, moaning, pleasure taking over again
"Fucking pussy cream tastes so fucking good", he groans, my brain malfunctioning at his words, as his tongue dives into my hole
My pussy clenches around it, his pretty moan reaching my ears
His tongue moves rapidly in and out, tongue fucking my pussy, the sounds it makes so obscene and....hot
His finger presses against my clit, rubbing as his tongue keeps going, the pleasure increasing and my pussy getting wetter
My fingers twist in his hair, I can't stop the moans falling from my mouth, the pleasure astounding
I swear no one has eaten me out this good before
It's like he knows just what to do to drive me insane
Which figures since he drives me fucking crazy all the time with his attitude and just his personality
Figures someone I hate knows how to eat pussy incredibly
Jerk
"Need you to come for me", he grunts, "Need to taste you again"
I groan, my hips moving against his face as he tongue fucks me, his fingers playing with my clit in time with our movements
"Mmm baby desperate to cum huh?", he murmurs between tongue thrusts, "Fucking my face like a good girl"
Shivers run up my back from hearing him call me good girl again
"Cum around my tongue now", he demands, "Now princess"
"Fuck, Wooyoung!", I cry, his tongue shoving all the way in as I release all over it, his fingers rubbing my clit the entire time
I lay there dazed after the pleasure fades, his tongue moving as he licks up all my cum
"Fuck princess", he says when he finishes, lifting his head up, his face so wet with juice and cum
God, he's so hot
"I think I need to eat your pussy everyday", he says, wiping his mouth
Yeah well after that, I'd let him
He moves over me, his mouth against mine, kissing me
Moving my arms around his neck, I kissed him back, hating how much I like his kisses
He moves my legs around him but before his cock can go in, I stop him
"Seriously?", he growls
I roll my eyes, "Lay down"
"Why?", he asks suspiciously
God, can't he just fucking be compliant for once?
I push him off me and roll him to his back, climbing in his lap
He smirks, "Oh you wanna ride me huh?"
"No shit", I tell him
"Are you any good at it?", he scoffs, "Because I've had girls talk a big game but they only lasted for less than five minutes"
"I'm good at it", I answer
I am
I love riding dick
Most of the time it's the only way I can cum during sex
Unfortunately Wooyoung doesn't seem to have a problem making me orgasm
Asshole
"Heard that before", he snorts, "If you suck, just tell me now and I'll fuck you instead of wasting time"
"I will ride your dick until you're crying and begging me to let you cum", I growl
"Ha!", he laughs, "That will never happen. I don't cry or beg while fucking. You will"
I admit I probably will because I'm not a big macho baby about it
If it feels really good, like overwhelmingly good, I've cried before
And after last time I have no doubt that he can make me cry from pleasure
But he definitely will too
"So will you"
"Negative"
"Uh- huh", I say, rolling my eyes
Guess I'll just have to prove it to him
Reaching between us, I hold his hard dick up and align him to my entrance
I sit on his dick, getting his head in, then continue sinking down
Slowly
Last time he just barreled in and yes it felt good but this time I want to feel every inch of his fat cock
As I push down, I wiggle my hips, taking him in, feeling the utter pleasure of his thick cock stretching my pussy wide open
Each inch makes me wetter, gives me more and more pleasure
And makes him moan loudly
I smile, watching the pleasure on his face as he slides in deeper
"Mm feels good baby?", I tease
"Yes", he breathes
"Feels so good. Guess you are good for something", I moan, bottoming him out, his head nestled against my spot, my pussy throbbing around him
I move my hips grinding and rocking on him, his head rubbing my spot, making bliss run up my spine
"Fat cock opening my pussy so well", I murmur, "Can wait to bounce on it"
"Yes fuck"
"Want that? Want me to bounce on this cock, make you feel so good?"
He nods, his hands gripping my hips, his hips pressing up, making sure his cock is buried inside me as much as he can be
And god, he fills me so perfectly
I loathe him for it
Rocking once more on his cock, I can't take it
I need to ride him
Leaning on his abs, I move my hips up, sliding all the way up his cock to his head
I squeeze his head tightly as I start sliding down his dick, clenching his length over and over as I move
"Oh fuck!", he cries, his eyes watching my pussy take him in
Bouncing on him, I start slow, slipping up and down, feeling every hard inch of his cock moving inside me
"Oh god", I cry, moving a little faster with each bounce, leaning back, my hands on his thighs
I feel my pussy get wetter and wetter with each stroke, the pleasure mounting
"God, I hate you for having such a good dick", I murmur, my body feeling hot, sweat all over me, "Hate how good you feel inside me"
He feels amazing, spreading my pussy wide open again and again, making me pulse around his incredibly hard shaft
My pussy devours his cock with each bounce, sucking him in so fucking deep, feel him in my stomach
It's pleasure like I've never felt before
"I hate you for having the perfect cunt", he groans, his eyes watching my pussy on him, "I hate how pretty your swollen lips look opening for my cock, hate that I love how much you cream my dick, hate how good your throbbing pussy feels"
I smirk
I like him hating all that about me
I like making him eat his words, making him realize he wants the person he hates more than any other girl
And he's gonna hate me even more when I make him cry and beg to cum
Moving my hands to his stomach, I bounce faster, grinding on his cock every time I take him in, making his fat head rubbing my spot
"Fuck Wooyoung", I say breathlessly, loving the way his eyes roam my body
Like he doesn't know where to look
It just turns me on more
"Want you to cum on me", he moans, his fingers squeezing my hips, "Please. Need to feel it"
"Oh you like how it feels?", I tease
Really though, I'm surprised at that
"Yes", he groans, "It feels so fucking good. Want it"
Well he's lucky, cause his cock is bringing me right there
"Fuck, I'm gonna cum", I moan, riding his cock harder, his head smacking my spot each time, my nails digging into his stomach, "Fuck Wooyoung, fuck"
Sliding down his cock, I lose it, climaxing, incredible bliss falling over me
"Fuck yes! Yes!", he yells as I ride the waves of pleasure his perfect cock is giving me
I hate that he gives me such incredible orgasms
Of course it has to be him
As I come down from it, he begs, "Fuck me. Please fuck me baby. Cum again for me"
Fuck, guess he really does like how my orgasms feel
"Ride me! Joanne ride me!", he yells, bucking his hips up, his head rubbing my spot
I begin moving again, slamming down his cock with each move, impaling my pussy on him
"Yes, fuck yes", he groans, his hands sliding up my body, wrapping around my boobs, "God you're so pretty. I fucking hate how pretty you are"
Yeah well the feeling is mutual
I hate how hot and good looking he is
He sits up slightly, his mouth wrapping around my nipple, sucking desperately, making my pussy gush around his length, the pleasure spiking
I moan loudly, my hand moving into hair, fingers tangling in the soft strands
He takes my free hand and moves it between us, pressing my fingers into my clit
"Play with yourself for me", he murmurs against my nipple
I don't think, my fingers moving on my clit right away as I bounce on him
The bliss shoots up, the pleasure from my clit making my cunt clench incredibly hard around his cock
His mouth switches to my other nipple, sucking on it, his fingers digging into my back as he holds me against him
I keep bouncing, just letting the euphoria wash over me, listening to his pretty moans
Moving off my boob, he lays back down, watching me, lust burning in his eyes
"Mmm yeah princess", he groans, "So pretty, playing desperately with your little clit. That pretty pussy is making such a big mess on me. Feels good?"
I nod, biting my lip, tears pricking the corners of my eyes
It feels so good, each bounce on his dick making my body shake uncontrollably
"So close baby", he murmurs, his eyes on my cunt, "Make yourself cum. Wanna see it, wanna feel it"
"Fuck Wooyoung!", I scream as astounding ecstasy wracks my body, tears running down my face, my fingers rubbing my clit as I bounce, my pussy squirting all over him
Oh my fucking god
His hands stay on my hips, bouncing me on his cock, getting me through it
I don't know which way is up, I can't do anything but feel
When I come out of it, I lean on his chest, catching my breath
"Good princess?", he asks
I look down at him, surprised to see softness in his eyes, his fingers softly running up and down my thigh
I nod, nothing snarky coming to mind to say
"Yeah baby", I answer
Then his smirk comes back and I roll my eyes
"Good. Ride me. I need to cum in your pussy"
I snort but I listen, for now, and bounce on him again
"I hate to admit it", he groans, "But you are so fucking good at riding cock"
I know
I move faster, making sure I clench on his cock the entire time I slip up and down, rocking on his dick once I bottom him out
It feels so good and from his moans it feels good for him too
I smirk, like seeing him in pleasure because of me
I don't stop riding him, his moans getting louder and louder, his body shaking in bliss
"I'm...I....I'm", he groans
I feel his cock throbbing, his fingers digging into my hips more with each bounce
"Fuck, fuck fuck", he cries
And I slide up and off his cock
"What happened?", he asks, looking dazed
"You can't cum so easily", I berate him, "Especially after insulting me and my cock riding abilities"
"You're fucking joking", he snaps
"Oh no sweetie", I smirk, "I said I was going to ride your dick until you're crying and begging me to cum. And that's what I'm going to do"
His eyes narrow, "That is not going to happen"
"Then you're not going to cum"
"Joanne!", he shouts
"Shh baby", I taunt, leaning over him and kissing his lips, "Yelling and whining will get you nowhere"
He glares at me as I get his cock back inside my pussy, this time rocking and grinding on his length, purposely tightening on him repeatedly while moving
His eyes lose the glare, becoming more and more fucked out with each circular move of my hips, groans spilling from him mouth
I smirk, leaning on his broad chest, feeling his soft skin under my hands
"Oh god", he cries, his cock pulsing again
And once again, I get off him and sit on his legs
"Fuck!", he roars, "Why?"
"You know why"
"Goddamn it!", he shouts, his body trembling from his denied orgasm
I wait a minute until he's relaxed enough then sit back on his cock, his whimpers so pretty as I ride him
I edge him three more times, his voice becoming more and more desperate, his body moving from trembles to shakes with each denial
And I'm fully enjoying torturing him like this
It's fun and it feels good for me at the same time
Taking him in again, I bounce short bounces, just sliding up slightly on his cock before slamming back down, clenching each time
His cock throbs almost immediately, he wants to cum so bad
"Don't get off", he begs, while I keep moving, rocking on him, pleasure in my body as well, "Please don't get off"
"But you said you're not going to beg", I smirk evilly
"I'll beg. I'm sorry. Please...ngggh... need to cum"
I laugh, grinding faster on him, "You don't need to cum. No one needs to orgasm"
"I want too! Please"
I tilt my head to the side, "Hmmm no"
"Why?", he yells, his cock so close
"Because you're not crying yet"
And I move off him, sitting on his abs
"No!", he shouts, tears bursting from his eyes, "No please. Baby please. I...I need you"
I smile, satisfied
"There we go", I coo, "Wanted to see those pretty tears"
Leaning over, I lick a tear running down his face, smirking at him as he sobs
"Please", he whimpers
I glance back at his cock, smirking at how much it's straining, how hard it is, his head red and slit crying cum
It makes me so much more horny too
Easing back onto his cock, I sit on him, clenching hard around him
"Please let me cum. Please. Fuck"
"Hmm", I smirk, cock warming him for a few seconds, "I wonder if Hongjoong knows that one of his members cries and begs to cum during sex?"
"I don't..I don't know"
"What do you think he'd say about that?"
"I don't know!", he wails, tears flowing freely down his face, "I don't care! I want you! Please! Bounce on my dick!"
"Like this?", I tease, sliding up to his head, then taking him all back in quickly
"Yes like that! Please like that"
"What will happen if I keep doing that?", I ask, bouncing again only one time
"I'm gonna cum!"
"Is that what you want?"
Another bounce
"Yes!", he yells
"Oh? Tell me what you want"
"Wanna cum", he sobs, his cock so hard inside me, my pussy throbbing as I use his cock to fuck my spot
"Where?"
"You're pussy!", he whines, "Wanna cum deep inside your pussy. Wanna fill you up. Want your pussy to milk my cock. Please"
"Hmmm", I laugh, riding his cock at a quicker pace, pleasure running through my veins as I watch him cry, "I may let you cum. But you have to wait until I cum again and only when I say you can"
"Yes, ok!", he nods, his breathing labored, the tears not stopping
"Ok then"
Leaning over him, I put my hands on his shoulders and I ride him hard, my bed hitting the wall over and over, my pussy impaling on his unbelievably hard cock over and over
"Fuck Woo. So good!", I cry, so close, "Baby's cock is so hard"
"I can't", he sobs, his nails digging into my hips, "I can't hold it"
"You have too", I demand, moving as fast as I can, the pleasure so fucking much
"Please cum", he chokes out, "Please baby, I can't...please cum"
Slamming down, his cock smashes my spot, stars blasting in my vision as I cum, ecstasy taking over my body
"Wooyoung!", I scream
"Oh god! Oh god! I...I...", he yells
"Cum for me Wooyoung", I whimper, the euphoria blinding me, "Fill my pussy baby"
"Joanne! Fuck!", he screams, holding me down on his dick as he explodes inside me, warm cum filling me fast
I watch him cum, the sight under me so fucking beautiful
His whole body shakes, a sheen of sweat all over him, his hair soaked, his head pushed back into the pillows
Ecstasy is all over his face, tears streaming from his eyes, his voice screaming my name repeatedly
His hips move up, keeping him buried deep inside me, his cum making me feel so satisfyingly full
"Yes Woo, all of it", I murmur, rocking on his dick again, "Give me all your cum baby"
He makes a choking crying sound as he finishes, his body slumping into the bed, his eyes closed, his chest heaving as he pants
"Good?", I ask
"Fucking....", he gasps, "Incredible. Intense. Best .....ever"
I giggle, lean over and kiss his cheek
Then I slide off him and lay down next to him, catching my breath too
He turns his head to me, his eyes opening, the pretty brown irises on me
"Don't tell anyone I cried or begged you", he demands
And just like that, he's an asshole again
"I won't", I snap
"Good", he growls
I roll my eyes, then turn away from him
Getting comfortable, I lay on my pillow and close my eyes
"I'm gonna leave"
"So go", I tell him
I really don't care
"Aren't you going to let me out?"
"No", I snort, "I'm sure you can find the way to the door"
"What about locking your door?"
"Leave it", I answer, just wanting him to be quiet
"What if I decide to stay?"
Oh Jesus
"So stay", I growl, "I don't care"
I just want to sleep
I don't care whether he leaves or not
"You're not really leaving me a choice. I'm not leaving your door unlocked all night"
"It's fine. Go if you want. Stay if you want"
"Do you want me to stay?"
That's it
"Shut the fuck up and go to sleep", I yell, so tired of hearing his big mouth, "Just shut up"
"Fine", he says
I feel him get up and honestly, a pang of disappointment that he's leaving hits my chest
Whatever, I'm not dwelling on it right now
I can freak out tomorrow if it's warranted
The light in the room turns off, then I feel a dip in the bed behind me as he gets back into it
His body presses against mine, his skin warm and soft, his arm wrapping around my waist, holding me against him
"I cuddle when I sleep with someone", he says softly
"It's fine", I say, my heart pounding a little faster, "Just go to sleep"
"Ok", he whispers, "Night"
"Night", I answer, ignoring how good it feels to be in his arms
It's just because I haven't slept next to someone in awhile
Anyone would feel good
Pushing the thoughts out of my head, I let the exhaustion wash over me and I wait for sleep
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You're Not the Only One | CS55
pairing: carlos sainz x fem!singer!reader, rebecca donaldson x carlos sainz, and rebecca donaldson x fem!singer!reader.
summary: when carlos thinks he can have his cake and eat it too (which in fact, he can!).
face claim: vana (she’s a really good singer! yall should check her out!!)
type: smau
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[instagram] yourusername
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liked by carlossainz, chrisgrey, and 639,749 others
tagged | @chrisgrey
yourusername | had a BLAST in new york with my friends, keep an eye out for my next song that’ll be out this week ❤️
chrisgrey: ugh!! you’re so beautiful bestie!!
username: y/n is literally gorgeous
username: carlos in the likes??!
username: he also posted a story at the music studio so maybe???
username: hes with rebecca.
imrebeccad: your music is so good!!
yourusername: thanks babes😍
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you posted a story
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(caption 1: missed my girl) (caption two: keeping blowing up her phone, she won’t answer 🤷‍♀️)
replies:
username: who is that?!
carlossainz: seriously?! she’s with you?!
yourusername: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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[instagram] carlossainz
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liked by yourusername, imrebeccad, and 748,639 others
tagged | @yourusername @imrebeccad
carlossainz | so i can have my cake and eat it too ❤️🤤
yourusername: SIMP
imrebeccad: he’s so gross
yourusername: let’s ditch him baby
carlossainz: no???
username: a trouple?!?
username: so cute!!
username: knew y/ns new song was about them
charlesleclerc: damn! he bagged two baddies 😭
carlossainz: womp womp
imrebeccad posted a story
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caption: our girl is so pretty (on her knees) 🤤 @yourusername
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yourusername: YOU PILLOW PRINCESS
yourusername: love you too
carlossainz: so gorgeous 😍😍
tags: @ilivbullyingjeongin @bi-bitch-bi @golden-hoax @nikfigueiredo @jiggly-puff-12 @samantha-chicago
(i think i did the right people for the tags, lmk if i didnt)
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babyangelsky · 2 days
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Color Moments in Two Worlds Episode 9
We out here experiencing the highest of highs and the lowest of lows this week. Almost everything was in dire straits this week including the colors. Sometimes the Thai BL gods really do give you everything you want and sometimes they give you everything you don't want but unfortunately saw coming.
My boy Kram may be on the brink of death from sex consumption (@slayerkitty I do love you for that one) but that doesn't mean the colors are gonna stop coloring. The green strap of his oxygen mask matches Tai's green shirt because his yellow + Tai's blue makes the green of love.
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As a matter of fact, Tai spends the majority of this episode in some shade of green in his desperation to maintain his connection to Kram, who was given a very grim prognosis. This one is a more yellow green because Kram is the only thing on his mind.
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My beloved clown son Jao may still be working through his feelings, but the little bit of yellow in his plaid matches the warm yellow wall in Kram's room, so we know he is here for Kram by making Tai eat and take care of himself.
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Kram's mom goes to visit him and through the tears that someone put in my eyes, I noticed the tiny bit of green in the pattern of her blouse matches Kram's mask.
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Tai is a good husband and he refuses to sit idly by while Kram wastes away, so he enlists Phupha to help him find literally any sort of information on Kram's illness so they can maybe cure him. They match because they're on the same side and working toward the same goal.
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They learn that there's a special fruit that grows under very specific conditions in the jungle that can stop the spread of Lumana, so Tai sets off to find it with Jao in tow.
As they're getting ready to leave, Wayu makes sure Jao has everything he needs for this expedition, including an emergency firework. We returned to form last week so Wayu's blue shirt does match the blue in Jao's plaid...
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...but the green in the plaid also matches Tai's green shirt.
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And if I didn't recognize this particular plaid shirt with mounting excitement I would be so annoyed about that but PATIENCE!
As Tai and Jao make camp for the night, Tai looks at a photo of him and Kram on his phone. We get a little flashback to the day it was taken and the show offers us some comfort by giving us Kram dressed in his warm yellow and Tai's cool blue.
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Tai can't sleep and neither can Jao, so Jao finally asks what I'm sure he's been wondering for weeks: why Kram? And as if I needed any more confirmation that Kram is Tai's warmth and his light, my boy says:
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DAMN RIGHT HE IS! HE'S YOUR SUNRISE! I LOVE CLOWNING CORRECTLY!
In addition to being unbearably sweet and validating, hearing this serves as the final nail in the coffin of Jao's feelings for Tai.
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Don't look so sad, mi cielo, glorious things await you.
Tai and Jao find the fruit and as they're making their way back, my clown son falls into a tiger trap and hurts his leg. He sets off the emergency firework he claimed he didn't need and Wayu comes to save him for the second time in as many episodes.
And when he does, this happens.
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We're almost there.
Tai gives Kram the fruit and Kram finally wakes up, although I will be forever haunted by the cold empty grayish white of that hospital room and Tai matching it. It's such a contrast to the vibrant colorful scenes in the jungle.
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This show never lets us forget things so even though Kram has woken up, his paleness is a stark reminder that he isn't cured.
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And the fact that even Phupha matches this horrible goddamn room means we are not in the clear. I hate it here.
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GOOD THING WE'RE IMMEDIATELY THROWN BACK INTO BEAUTIFUL RICH WARMTH WITH THESE TWO.
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Jao asks Wayu if he gave him CPR when he fell into the river because Jao felt like someone had kissed him. Wayu admits that he did and shares that he's been in his feelings about it because Jao was the first person to ever make him cry.
We then learn that not only did Wayu and Jao know each other as tiny children, they've had feelings for each other since then, too. They were separated when Wayu's family had to move and parted on bad terms, and Wayu has been carrying a torch for Jao ever since.
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AND THEY FINALLY FUCKING KISS ABOUT IT! @respectthepetty THEY FINALLY GOT THERE! WE DID IT!
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What follows is another absolutely phenomenal, beautiful intimate love scene, no portion of which I can show you because Tumblr will immediately throw me in horny jail. BUT IT WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT!
Unfortunately we have to go back to the horrible hospital room, but it's made slightly less horrible by the fact that Kram's mom reveals that she knows who he is. She does match the room as she does so, but rather than matching the walls she matches the warmth illuminating the curtain.
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We get devastating scenes of Kram's dad in World 1, wearing his son's warm yellow and setting out a plate for him, waiting.
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Kram has decided to go back to his world and even though he agrees to Tai's proposal that they go back together, we know that's not going to happen. Kram, in that infernal cold white, has already made up his mind to go alone, which is why he doesn't match Tai's green or the green shining through the curtain behind him.
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Earlier, mystical auntie Lhu called to tell Kram what time the water would be turning blue and he lied to Tai and said it would be at midnight when it was actually 11 o'clock. 11 was supposed to be the time Tai was going to come pick him up but by that point, it would already be too late.
Tai catches on and catches up to Kram but it doesn't matter. The preview already told us what happens.
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detta-pica · 1 day
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SatoSugu fanfic reclist
Here’s a bunch of excellent stories that don’t get as much attention as I think they deserve.
Humour
i'm suffering (falling in love) by themoonisdead
Shoko is trapped in a hell of her best friends’ making - they are in love with each other, but too stupid to figure it out. So she nudges them in the right direction, because they keep dragging her into their mess and she’s had enough.
No curses AU, fluff and humour, excellent sashisu friendship content
Rating: T
10.5k words
Victim Of Local Attempted Murder Insists "He's So Into Me" by satorussuguru
Satoru annoys/harasses Suguru into going on a date with him, having convinced himself that they are meant for each other. Suguru disagrees, and also doesn’t really understand what’s happening.
Canon universe, fluff and humour, everyone is bad at feelings
Rating: G
5k words
not fake at all, send this to five people you love or else you will die instantly!!! By epistle
Two scammers fall in love through their attempts to scam each other. There are scam emails, scam calls, genuine mutual understanding, attempts at insurance fraud, and a scammy marriage proposal.
No curses AU, humour, Megumi is the only sane person around
Rating: T
6k words
Fluff
gods might reside in your fingertips by getou_suguru (dheiress)
Just a moment of softness and sweetness in a version of canon in which nothing hurts. Remember that time Haibara asked Suguru about what kinds of snacks to bring back? In this universe, he gets to deliver on that offer, and then Satoru has opinions about the sweets.
Canon divergence, established relationship, tooth-rotting fluff (pretty much literally)
Rating: T
2k words
our last belief by werevolche
They get to both be teachers and also totally married for all intents and purposes. This story is just a little glimpse at their domestic bliss. Satoru says something absolutely adorable, and they get to be soft with each other. That’s it.
Canon divergence, established relationship, domestic fluff
4k words
Rating: T
起死回生 | Revived from the Dead, Recovered from Hopelessness by Liquid__Sunshine
Satoru tracks Suguru down a couple of years post-defection and pesters the poor, stressed single dad to teach him how to cook. It goes much better than planned (not the cooking lesson though; that goes to shit).
Also, Mimiko and Nanako get to be adorable kids in this one.
Canon divergence, domestic fluff, cooking and eating together as a family
Rating: T
11k words
Angst with a happy ending
i’ll become your wound by imdamagecontrol
Satoru and Suguru run into each other ten years after their break up. Satoru has Big Feelings about it. There are sweet, fluffy flashbacks of them falling in love, and the ending is so lovely.
TW: Questionable decisions are made while both parties involved are drunk. It’s never addressed or seen as a bad thing by the characters.
No curses AU, non-linear narrative, second chances
Rating: E
23k words
Drawing the Map by MemeKon
Suguru doesn’t murder a village and Satoru goes after him instead of wallowing in grief. They have an honest to goodness conversation about their feelings and the future. It’s great.
Canon divergence, fix-it, developing relationship
Rating: T
3.5k words
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extrakatelyn · 2 days
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extrakatelyn’s personal growth may challenge (update) ᰔᩚ
˚ ༘· week 1 ˚ ₊˚ ˑ༄ؘ
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- drinking more water
i’ve been doing really good in this area actually! i have been drinking at least one of my stanley cups of water a day (i have the 40oz). definetly going to the bathroom more but it doesn’t bother me especially bc its for the better of my health.
- start exercising more often
out of all the areas im ngl this the one i have been lacking in bc im trying to figure out what plan to go w regarding my gym thts closest to me but most likely going to end up signing up mid may.
- affirming & manifesting
i have been affirming & setting my manifestation intentions daily. saying out loud as often as i can as well as writing it down in my journal specifically for manifestation etc.
- trying out new baking recipes
made some cupcakes the other day! definitely want to perfect that and tweak it to make it perfect!
- becoming more disciplined
this was one of the main things i wanted to practice bc i knew it would have such a major impact in all areas of my life. i been doing really good in regards to this. getting up everyday and not going om my phone first thing and sticking to tht. journaling everyday and sticking to it. eating out less. basically everything tbh. super proud of my progress in this area
- build my savings more
been doing sooo good here too ! learning to not take out of my savings and if i really want something i need to wait and save for it. another place where discipline comes in
- start actually getting ready for the day
im ngl i have been lacking in this area a little but thats okay! i go to work about 3-4 times a week and im getting ready for tht so progress is progress.
- journaling
literally amaze. been journaling everyday consistently and i lovee. something about waking up, taking a big gulp of water, and opening your curtains to let the sun in while you journal. like it just puts me in a good and fresh mood. ready to start the day. aware of my goals for tht day and such. also lets my brain ease into waking up instead of going straight on my phone and waking it up w/ whatever nonsense social media has going on.
[feel completely free to join in with me in this challenge and even add some things of your own! its totally customizable. I will be checking in on here periodically to tell you guys my progress as well as the things I've done to help me get to my goals]
xoxo
𝑒𝓍𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓀𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃💋
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mikrotyalm13 · 3 days
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Tasya has won my heart I love him so much!!!!!! he’s just a little dude…a little guy
Weird question but how would your ocs react to their S.O. being high or smoking?
HEHEHEHE thank you darling!! <) (the little guy in question being some 8ft creature. ah yes) so! i dont smoke (only one time when i was hammered out of my mind) nor was i ever high but fuck it lets roll yaaaa
deity, naga, monster under the bed, kikimora, fallen god, mothman x gender neutral reader. there could be mistakes and im npt s orrty
gavriil. — literally does not care & nothing works on him (plus he's chill enough as it is). though, beware, he will be annoying on purpose and snatch away your cigarette (he'll return it dw). or teasing you and joke about scaring you while you're high (he won't do it tho. . he's not THAT mean). teases you while you do your little ✨rituals✨.
xiaolong. — will be at least a little concerned. used to smoke in his youth for a short period of time, feels neutral about it. but if you are his beloved, xiao will express his worries. he won't be overbearing about it, nor will he stop you. though if you don't abuse it, he won't have any problems with you smoking\getting high from time to time. won't join you.
taisya\tasechka. — does not know shit about smoking and especially weed\edibles. WILL eat your cigarette\blunt if you offer him one. nothing works on him anyways. doesn't care if you smoke or not. just give him attention + a couple of orgasms once in a while and he'll be the happiest creechur alive.
derzena. — she's a smart woman. knows what certain herbs can do when ingested\inhaled. so yeah she's having a blast while simultaneously connecting with nature. show her a pack of store bought cigarettes and she'll go "nuh-uh, we're having none of that" but she might like weed. so yeah, no cigarettes, but getting high together is definitely a goal. you will have a spiritual awakening with her or some shit.
veniamin. — gets high on daily basis bc he has nothing better to do, so won't be opposed to you doing it. smoking\drinking with him always ends up with you having an overly sensitive, super slow sex, orrr... sleeping. he has a very hhigh tolerance even as a fallen god so he'll look out for you so you don't overdo anything. will hold up a cigarette\glass up to your lips while you sit in between his thighs, his free hand rubbing your knee lazily.
livy. — he saw other people smoke before, so he'll be curious about it. will ask to try it, and then scrunch up his face in mild disgust. maybe cough a little while he thinks you're not looking. after that will let out a set of impatient clicks every time you pull out a cigarette. not fond of the smell, too. just doesn't understand the appeal of it all.
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quietbluejay · 15 hours
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Angel Exterminatus Wrap-Up
Honestly do I really have more to say that I didn't say in the very first post where I did the wrap-up?
Look, okay, either Perturabo or Fulgrim should have died, you can't have your cake and eat it too, I brought this up in the Perturabo loose change post.
I'm going to go with Perturabo died and all the rest of his appearances have just been the three Triarchs standing on each others shoulders wearing a giant trenchcoat. Make me experience shrimp wounds McNeill!!!
On the topic of Fulgrim: given my previous exposures to him I really wasn't expecting to like him this much. Great character. Love to see him pop up again. Needs to stay 12345567 feet away from me at all times.
So. How WOULD I fix the ending?
Okay this depends on if we're having Perturabo die or not, but either way, a lot stays the same:
GET RID OF THE STUPID HOT POTATO GAME WITH THE MAUGETAR
the Shattered Legions stuff and Nykona and Lucius' duel should have been COMPLETELY separate from Fulgrim vs Perturabo.
also should have quit drawing stuff out and had the final conclusion at the end of the Olympia hallucination.
To be honest I'd stick the hallucination in around when Perturabo hits the bottom of the staircase, and have the final reveal in THERE, hit the do or die moment, then finish the denouement in front of everyone
AND DONT DRAW IT OUT WITH WIGGLY DANCE STONE STUFFING, it just slowed everything down. But if it had to be included, it should have been going on in the background while the focus was on cleaning up the subplots esp with the Iron Hands, this would also give another chance for Ferrus to do a better job of haunting the narrative
Also, and I cannot emphasize this enough, don't put the importance on the maugetar and then be like "oh, Fulgrim just ascends anyways!" No!!! Bad!!!
Fulgrim earned that 100% victory!!!
Alternatively you can flip it and have Perturabo actually decide to take a stand, and take back his life! It works on both a metaphorical and a literal level!!! Come on!
as it was it went "yeah okay he takes back his life but it doesn't matter because it wasn't needed at all" which, one, ouch, two, just made everything pointless, and three, WAS NOT BUILT UP TO, IT WAS A COMPLETE BAIT AND SWITCH
I'm getting MTMTE flashbacks
So, yeah, that's how I'd fix it
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nooooough · 18 days
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People were posting crackships, so here’s mine
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yonpote · 4 months
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Where did they say that about syncing their meals??
well anon youre in luck cuz i have created a minicomp from the texting videos about being in Food Sync
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