#offensive poll?
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Fuck it I’m adding some belated propaganda for both of my favorite ginger jesuses
Rand
-he’s a shepherd!!!!!!!!
-both the christ allegory AND the antichrist allegory because he’s god/the universe’s specialest guy (unfortunately for him)
-has multiple sets of stigmata and symbolic unhealing wounds
-arguably the text indicates that he is the reincarnation of actual factual Jesus of Nazareth
-knows for basically the entire series that he will have to sacrifice himself to save the world
-as his arc nears its zenith he goes around constantly causing miracles, reshaping reality around him
Gideon
-daughter of god (important: god sucks)
-the pool scene baptism where she metaphorically cleanses her closest companion of her sins
-sacrifices herself and is later resurrected by god
-her early life has the equivalent of the massacre of the innocents wherein she is the only survivor in a mass murder of children
-she’s also got some christ wounds of the kind that would get a medieval illuminated manuscript writer particularly horny
Feel free to add more propaganda for either!!!
#pretty sure I saw a poll about this recently that didn’t have rand in it which I found personally offensive so#I will read dune eventually okay I know Paul Atreides is like the inverse of this trope#wot tumblr we gotta make sure rand puts up a good fight in this#rand al’thor#wheel of time#wot#Gideon nav#the locked tomb#tlt#unreasonably attractive fandom#caitie speaks#edit: should have included the word ginger in the original#love me a red haired christ allegory#tlt spoilers#wot book spoilers
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#batman#the batman ii#dick grayson#duke thomas#damian wayne#ngl if it's carrie or lance i'm going to get pissed. no offense. love them to death. but no.#tim drake#jason todd#stephanie brown#lance bruner#carrie kelley#battinson#poll#dc comics
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Round 4: Match 14
#valve poll#left 4 dead#portal#louis#weighted companion cube#no offense pals but how in the world has the cube gotten this far?
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#polls#i eat applesauce too and yogurt or cheese or spinach sometimes i just think harrow would find those things less offensive
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#oddity txt#poll#roundabouts#i almost added a yuk yuk yuk jojo reference xD option bjt it pissed me off#no offense to jojo fans#the song is good its just that thats like. my dad’s song#ive been hearing roundabout my whole life#anyways this is not about music or jojo its about the street configuration that is roundabout
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… try not to be offended over a stupid quiz.. try not to be offended over a stupid quiz.. trYING NOT TO BE OFFENDED OVER A STUPID QUIZ.
#[ 🕷️ ] —— out of character#[ a dumb quiz about asking who would be the worst parent of the companions ]#[ and it’s so obvious that they voted minth because they have NO idea how motherhood works or changes the brain ]#[ and no offense *starion but theres a literal vampire on the poll and you’re telling me she’s supposedly worse ]#[ ‘oh but she will intentionally kill them!’ oh plEASE everyone says comments before ]\#[ ‘oh but drow upraising is terrible!’ and so we assume all drow mothers will be terrible despite the fact Minth argued that#jahe*ira neglected her children by not teaching them how to defend themselves. ]#[ ‘oh but she threatens a child!’ yeah? so? she also approves when you bring her in to take care of her ? what’s your point ]#[ *growls in 30 year old* ]#[ people don’t understand mother nuances and it shows ]
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My Dad grew up in the 80s and took major offense to the results of one of these polls
(He didn't vote, so he doesn't get to complain about the results, but I told him I would conduct this survey to prove it isn't a fluke)
#Hulk Hogan#this is the only result he took serious offense to#claimed that the low voting numbers meant that the poll meant nothing#and yet he's still brought it up once a week to complain ever since
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#polls#movies#i was so obsessed with cars for a kid who actually had zero interest in vehicles#the rest makes sense bc i was obsessed with animals and history#and the barbie one was so satisfying to watch idk#and the muppets are the muppets. iconic#i didnt add shrek bc id feel like it would sweep the rest#and i also wanted to add a certain disney 90s movie i watched SO much but it's so historically inaccurate and from what ive heard offensive#but by musical/disney/kids movie standards ITS SO GOOD the music is stuck in my head to this DAY
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Here's a poll for you
Please reblog for a bigger sample size!
#i personally really hate it#the colors just dont look good to me (no offense to you guys that like the flag#queer#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#lgbtq community#poll#polls#gender nonconforming#gender non conforming#gender non comforming flag
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I really wanted to do this prompt but Art block sucks. So here’s a poll for anyone to vote on which ship I could draw for this.
#tumblr polls#polls#my polls#PJO#percabeth#solangelo#Patrochilles#snowbaz#pynch#the raven cycle#the charm offensive#firstprince#alex and henry#red white and royal blue#rwrb#aaddtsotu#ari and dante#fierrochase#mcatgoa#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#percy jackson#the song of Achilles#carry on wayward son AWTWB
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i've seen lots of various race/ethnicity headcanons, but for emmy they aways seem to follow the same pattern, so...
#emmy altava#professor layton#polls#personally i see her as euro-spanish and filipino but i'm intrigued to hear others' takes !#i'm white & i don't want to be offensive but i do want to be nosy pls let me know if i have phrased anytthing badly 😭
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concerning Simon “Ghost” Riley’s overall aesthetic…
#admin#simon “ghost” riley#opinion#poll#call of duty#modern warfare ii#aesthetic#referring to ‘22 Ghost no offense ‘09#goth#emo#punk
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like i have no idea who runs the worst ship poll but i know in my heart they’re a steddie because why else would they put them up against REYLO in ROUND ONE. like objectively i admit stranger things fans In General and steddie fans in particular are a little annoying but reylo’s going STRAIGHT to the top. like hello.
#or it was randomized worst ship poll creator sorry if this was offensive 2 you. love and light.#text#my post#mobi#show:stranger things
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this feels like an offensively bad way to divide these things
#in a number of ways. ehhh.#chief among them being 'middle eastern' being used at all#which as i grow older i have less tolerance to even pretending thats not a racist turn of phrase#but also. there are 'middle eastern' ethnic jews. that exist like as an ethnicity.#indigenous is so broad as to basically mean nothing.#ethnically jewish being a distinct category at all. these people are either white or they arent#depending on which group they're from. a large number of them are white.#i was going to keep complaining about other issues but i just realized: its a tumblr poll#and the fact that i politically take offense to my arab part being lumped in with#the part that was arabized . is like. nobody not involved in swana racial politics gives a shit
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ok apparently I've been living a lie and not everyone feels the same about this so
#IT'S SO WEIRD MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARENT BUDAPESTI AND KURVA ANYÁD IS SO OFFENSIVE TO THEM#LIKE ??? IT'S JUST A WORD FOR ME SORRY GUYS WTF😭😭#nekem ez annyira kötőszó de mindenki tökre komolyan veszi szóval le kell szokjak róla#polls#my polls#hungarian
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