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Conclusive list of reasons why Nynaeve is best girl:
-has never taken anyone’s shit ever in her life.
-Lanaeve series long pining will they won’t they doomed romance stuff. You get it.
-she’s so fucking funny for real. Local 25 year old acts old and jaded and tells her maybe three or four years younger friends to respect their elders, wishes she had gray hair already so people will take her old woman coding seriously.
-spends several books trying to make herself angry in increasingly absurd ways in order to successfully do magic. She is the second most powerful being on the planet and she can’t do anything with it unless she’s in a strop.
-while being the second most powerful being on the planet, says fuck you to every other avenue for that power and stays devoted to using her crazy high power level to heal.
-refuses to show deference to any royalty she meets, eventually becomes royalty herself. Karma.
-the Moghedien thing. Oh my god the Moghedien thing. Here comes this ancient and powerful evil immortal out to play with the regular humans and cause chaos and almost immediately gets nerfed by a villager with some jewelry. Outstanding showstopping, one of the funniest defeats of the forsaken by far.
#the funniest defeat of a forsaken is still when Moiraine reinvents bale fire to oneshot a newly introduced forsaken#during his villain monologue#poor guy gets exactly one scene#nynaeve al'meara#wot#wheel of time#wot book spoilers#unreasonably attractive fandom#Caitie speaks#it’s loving Nynaeve hours
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You’ve heard of the Wheel of Time, now get ready for
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Actual conversation I'm having over on Reddit right now.
So, yeah, I am choosing to believe that anyone with nonsensical complaints about the show is OP of this thread. They are so damn off about everything because they didn't actually read the books.
#wheel of time#unreasonably attractive fandom#why even read the books?#you don't have to#no one is making you read them#you could just stop
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WOT fans on twitter are flipping their lids over the actors strike.
S2 is done. It's coming out, calm down.
"Oh but it'll make S3 take even longer to come out!"
S1 episode cuts were caused by Amazon not wanting to pay the cast, crew, and writers what they're owed. So what if it takes 2-3 years for S3 to come out then? So what?
The actors and writers being properly paid and treated better will result in a better production.
Also y'all we waited 3 decades for any kind of adaptation at all we can handle a little more waiting jesus.
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#polls#wheel of time#the wheel of time#wot on prime#wot show#robert jordan#unreasonably attractive fandom
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Back before she showed up I jokingly wondered how they were going to deal with book-Lanfear’s insane beauty, like this chick’s meant to be utterly impossibly flawless, how could a flesh and blood person possibly live up to that were they going to cg her or use an inhuman animatronic statue or something?
Pleased to announce they instead went down the significantly cooler route of just giving her ludicrous amounts of style, I don’t normally thirstpost on here but damn:
walk walk fashion baby
#how does that one blondie track go again#she walks like she don’t care#smooth as silk#cool as air#lanfear#mierin eronaile#the wheel of time#wot on prime#unreasonably attractive fandom#unreasonably attractive actress
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I hope WoT season 3 opens with the Far Dareis Mai shoving their way to Rand just to pick at him like a pack of aunts telling him he needs to stand up straight and he’s not eating enough
#wheel of time#wot#unreasonably attractive fandom#rand#aviendha#wheel of time tv series#wot on prime#wot book spoilers
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Jordan ain’t even trying anymore
#the wheel of time#wheel of time#the wheel weaves as the wheel wills#aes sedai#robert jordan#unreasonably attractive fandom#bosom#crossroads of twilight
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I feel we do not get enough out of the fact the two straight up mad scientists of the Forsaken are Aginor (biology) and Lanfear (physics).
(Graendal and Semirhage are not mad scientists, they're walking medical ethics violations)
#wheel of time#wot#unreasonably attractive fandom#the forsaken#no for real#everything with the bore is a physics thing gone very#very wrong
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Valan Luca will know no peace if he decides to stop in capitols on his touring circuit.
In Ebou Dar, he gets a look at the Empress, may she live forever, who is now his patron. Rescuing that strange woman with the boar-horse really had payed off. And it’s…that bald girl from the first time he left Ebou Dar, who used to torment Mat by calling him Toy. And her shadow. And Mat is there too, and the cheeky little scamp winks his remaining eye.
In Camelyn, he bows before the Queen- and seated on the throne is Morelin, his errant tightrope walker. She seems to find the look on his face funny. A few careful questions with servants reveals that the archer who had worked with the circus and left with her was Birgitte Silverbow herself, just as the woman had always claimed.
Eventually he ends up in Malkier, still rebuilding to a new height of glory. He stands at the center of the tent and in the booth reserved for the King and Queen he hears a familiar sniff. He turns to look and there she is, the beautiful, judgmental Nana. Woman of his dreams. Queen of the country, judging by her crown and holding hands with a solid looking man in the hadori, her familiar disapproving look in place.
He is never going to tour in a city again.
#valan luca#Valan Luca's Grand Traveling Show and Magnificent Display of Marvelous Wonders#circus arc#wheel of time#the wheel of time#wot meme#wot#tuon athaem kore paendrag#elayne trakand#birgitte silverbow#nynaeve al’meara#matrim cauthon#unreasonably attractive fandom
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Nynaeve as Snow White based on a post from @kevin-sedai
#wheel of time#the wheel of time#wot fandom#nynaeve al'meara#unreasonably attractive fandom#halloween#modern wot#wot art
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Fuck it I’m adding some belated propaganda for both of my favorite ginger jesuses
Rand
-he’s a shepherd!!!!!!!!
-both the christ allegory AND the antichrist allegory because he’s god/the universe’s specialest guy (unfortunately for him)
-has multiple sets of stigmata and symbolic unhealing wounds
-arguably the text indicates that he is the reincarnation of actual factual Jesus of Nazareth
-knows for basically the entire series that he will have to sacrifice himself to save the world
-as his arc nears its zenith he goes around constantly causing miracles, reshaping reality around him
Gideon
-daughter of god (important: god sucks)
-the pool scene baptism where she metaphorically cleanses her closest companion of her sins
-sacrifices herself and is later resurrected by god
-her early life has the equivalent of the massacre of the innocents wherein she is the only survivor in a mass murder of children
-she’s also got some christ wounds of the kind that would get a medieval illuminated manuscript writer particularly horny
Feel free to add more propaganda for either!!!
#pretty sure I saw a poll about this recently that didn’t have rand in it which I found personally offensive so#I will read dune eventually okay I know Paul Atreides is like the inverse of this trope#wot tumblr we gotta make sure rand puts up a good fight in this#rand al’thor#wheel of time#wot#Gideon nav#the locked tomb#tlt#unreasonably attractive fandom#caitie speaks#edit: should have included the word ginger in the original#love me a red haired christ allegory#tlt spoilers#wot book spoilers
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idk if this has been done already (let me know!), but i got curious
After 1 and a half seasons of the Wheel of Time show, here on Tumblr
as usual, if you're interested consider sharing the poll for better sample etc etc etc
#ik this is on tumblr only but i was still curious#i mostly see great posts from book fans#show onlies speak up!! we love u#wheel of time#wot on prime#the wheel of time#wot#the wheel of time show#unreasonably attractive fandom
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Literally no one asked, but I’m procrastinating and I love cars, soooo HERE WE ARE. My own personal hc on what the guys drive & I won’t elaborate(probably) ✨enjoy✨
Price: Ford Bronco (capable, reliable- no bells or whistles)
Ghost: Ford Raptor (all black everything, naturally)
Gaz: Lexus is350 (I chose red because I really just feel like he loves attention)
Soap: Jeep Wrangler & Triumph Rocket 3 (I know we all picture Ghost as the motorcycle guy, but Johnny’s an adrenaline junky through and through, you can’t change my mind AND he loves when you get to be his lil’ backpack)
#i should be writing#but I was imagining what they drive instead#had to get it out of my head#I would be johnnys backpack immediately#unreasonably attractive fandom#call of duty#cod fandom#simon riley#john soap mactavish#john price#kyle gaz garrick#task force 141
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It's amazing how Robert Jordan literally wrote in a mechanism for alternate universes and parallel timelines where "everything is exactly the same except-" scenarios as different turnings of the wheel and yet bookcloaks are still like that.
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Lotta unreliable narrators in the Wheel of Time fandom
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