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lucidreamsxx · 2 years
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OBEY ME! Incorrect Quotes Season 2 Ep 2
Mammon: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Lucifer: And you came to me?
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Like, MC saying "NOT TODAY, SATAN!" in front of them? Just imagine their reactions
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lovetei · 10 months
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Things that the citizens of the Devildom witnessed that will prove that this Human have the characters at their beck and call
Versions: The Brothers, Side characters
Warnings: Gender neutral pronouns for MC, Cussing, Slight yandere themes (Belphegor, Asmodeus)
Links: Masterlist
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LUCIFER
This demon likes sticking to rules
Running on hallways? Detention
Eating during class? Detention
Not paying attention to class? Detention
No one is safe...
Except for one person.
The cafeteria if filled with loud noises, your voice shouting profanities to another demon specifically.
Everyone listening to the argument feels like they're stomach is about to burst out of nervousness because "What if Lucifer randomly comes in and put all of us is detention because we just stood by and didn't do anything to stop the fight?!"
And he did.
But what surprised them is that he didn't shout or anything, he just stood there for a few second and scanned the crowd looking for one of his brothers.
Spotted Mammon and came close to him before whispering something among themselves.
And then he just stood there
Doing nothing
As if it's just fucking okay to let a human, the exchange student at that, to scream and curse a demon because he won't cooperate into this project.
And when the demon started cursing back at you, the rules are suddenly so strict as if cussing will cause the end of the 8 rings of hell.
The demon is sent to detention, removed from the group, suspended, and many more.
And who knows? Maybe you pulled just a few strings to have that demon expelled.
But what the citizens sure know is that they never saw anyone again after talking to MC like that.
MAMMON
It was cute
Mammon would do anything for you, no matter how big or small it is.
One day, Mammon was spotted running around the halls of RAD.
Looking like he's getting chased by Lucifer, again.
But surprisingly, he's not.
He's just running around the school fetching your fan, notebooks, bag, pens, water or some snacks.
One time, you two were put in a group for this project and were talking about it with your other group mates.
Then you hit him with a "Mammon, I left my notebook on my desk in the potions class, can you fetch it for me?"
With just a blink of an eye, Mammon who was leaning on your shoulder just a few minutes ago is gone.
And with another blink of an eye he's there again with your notebook on his hands then he's back to leaning on your shoulder again as if he didn't just go to the other side of the school for a notebook.
LEVIATHAN
He's introverted
He won't go out his room if it's just for some lame party
I also headcanons for him to be the most unseen brother
Or like him having the smallest amount of photo and information online because he just won't go out.
Yeah, he won't go out if it's just some small, lame party but if Diavolo hosts it, what exactly can he do?
"Do you think the avatar of envy will attend this party?"
"Ha! No way... Lord Leviathan won't attend small parties or gatherings like these unless Lord Diavolo hosts it himself."
"Lord Leviathan really has a high standard when it comes to gatherings..."
And then poof
He's there
Beside you
A happy go lucky sheep beside a gloomy snake
What a match
And if you ask him why he would attend such gatherings when it's totally not even his style he would just go like "MC."
"What can I do? MC really wants to see the fireworks display."
"MC wants me to escort them."
So they got the hint on how to make Levi attend gatherings, either have Diavolo host it or invite MC too.
SATAN
He's angry
But not angry enough to yell when MC is around
Man's can go from 👹 to ☺️ real quick as soon as he felt MC's prescense
He doesn't know why too, but whenever he yell while you're around he thinks he'll fall out of favor
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU'RE SO PERFECT THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD FAR UP YOUR ASS- Oh, Hi MC? How are you?"
He'll talk so sweet in front you and then when you turn around you can see some veins popping out of his neck and forehead.
And if he can't really handle it and went berserk in your prescense another scary yet amazing thing you can is to put your hand on his body.
Shoulder, head, neck, wrist, arm, wherever it is.
Just pat him or link your arms with him and he will start to calm down.
ASMODEUS
People headcanon him to like it when you're obsessed with him but I think he's more obsessed to you.
Like he's down bad
You can do anything and he'll literally fawn all over it
"Look at the way they run their hands through their hair!"
"Look at how they work!"
"The way they hold that fork is so graceful~"
Literally, you're the only person that comes to his mind when someone said pretty
Except for himself of course
But I swear, whenever someone caught him staring at you the atmosphere gets so thick
You don't even know why but the atmosphere is heavy and the air suddenly smells so sweet
And those heart in his eyes, the way his pupils dilate
Yeah, you have this man worshipping you alongside himself
BEELZEBUB
Other than the fact that he's actually willing to share his food with you
He's willing to help you in any physical works
Like lifting up things, carrying your stuffs and sometimes even running errands for you
I mean, he actually doesn't do it a lot because Lucifer actually asks Mammon for this stuff because the things Lucifer needs to be done is a little...
Shady?
And he doesn't want to taint Beel's innocence.
So now since you're already a part of the student council when Lucifer needs to have something important finished but it requires physical work.
You and Beel will be partnered
And he doesn't have anything against it either
He likes it so much when you command him to do something actually
I mean, he's tall and buff but Lucifer won't ask him to do anything that includes hard labor except taking care of Belphegor
So you actually helping him make use of all those muscles made him feel a tinge of happiness
He feels like he's actually of use :)
BELPHEGOR
This little brat
He would kill for you and he means it
He's not scared to spill blood on broad daylight as long as it's for you
Someone bothered you? Dead
Oh this person annoyed you? Taken care of
Aw~ He told you you're cute and asked you out on a date? That's sweet! Dead.
He's just like that
He won't tolerate anyone who dared disrespect you
And Lucifer won't even put a stop into this
"I mean, Devildom is quite overpopulated and we don't want anyone disrespecting Lord Diavolo's plan on bringing the three realms together now." Is what he reasons everytime.
Oh, he also wakes up on command as long as it's you.
Lucifer and his brothers could be shaking him like he's dead and he won't even bother to open his eyes
But if you just pulled a "Belphie? Good morning..." Oh dear, he's wide awake and clinging to you.
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tsukii0002 · 5 months
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Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.
Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?
Mammon: Yeah.
Beel: It was delicious
Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.
Solomon: It was Mc's
Mammon: ...
Beel: ...
Levi: ...
Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.
Mammon: What-
Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*
Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!
Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!
Levi: *balled up in a corner*
Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.
Mc: What have you done?
Solomon: Me? nothing :D
Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.
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devildomangel · 10 days
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MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.
-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-
Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?
MC: I'm watching the eclipse.
Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom
MC: Shhh! It's starting!
Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*
Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*
MC: Hell yeah
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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year
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Diavolo: Do you have representation?
Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!
MC: My client is innocent!
Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!
Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-
Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?
Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?
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slutifer · 9 days
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Lucifer: mc, you can’t just say “spit in my mouth” when one of us does something you deem attractive
mc: but why not??
Mammon: yeah it’s just saliva, what’s the problem??
Satan: did you know that saliva is almost entirely water? only 0.5 percent of it is anything else, but that tiny portion is full of useful enzymes-proteins that speed up chemical reactions-
Lucifer: stop-
Satan: among these are amylase and ptyalin, which begin to break down sugars in carbohydrates while they are still in our mouths. if we chew a starchy food like bread or potato for a bit longer than normal, we will soon notice a sweetness. unfortunately, bacteria in our mouths like that sweetness, too-
Lucifer: STOP-
Satan: they devour the liberated sugars and excrete acids, which drill through human teeth and give them cavities. other enzymes, notably lysozyme-which was discovered by human scientist alexander fleming before he stumbled onto penicillin-attack many invading pathogens, but not the ones that cause tooth decay, alas.
Satan: …
Lucifer: …
mc: …
mc: spit in my mouth
Lucifer: MC
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lyrichi · 16 days
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[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]
mc: .......
satan: ... you look troubled
mc: yeah cause it's all wrong
satan: what do you mean?
mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat
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zephyrchama · 1 month
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Diavolo really just wants to have some fun and makes all of these constant events at RAD as means to goof off. He wouldn't be able to do this without MC though.
"We're having a relay race tomorrow!" Diavolo announces.
The brothers stare at him in unimpressed silence. Nobody really feels up for it. They've got better things to do than stay at school and get sweaty in yet another of Diavolo's whimsical sports festivals.
"We're having a relay race tomorrow and MC is the baton," Diavolo announces.
Morale soars through the roof.
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"Barbatos, we need fireworks."
"Young Master, the student council has already used up this month's allotted budget. Can this not wait until next month?"
"MC says this is reminiscent of human world festivities that only happen once a year. It's time sensitive. It can only be celebrated this week, or else it's not the same."
There's a long silence as the two stare at each other, until Barbatos says, "I will ask the newspaper club if we can requisition some of their funds."
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Diavolo strolls into Purgatory Hall with a smile and news that "we're having a bake-off next week!"
"Didn't we just have one yesterday?" Luke asks. "Our pantry is still full of leftover cookies."
"We did, indeed. But that was a macaron bake-off. This will be a macaroon bake-off!"
Simeon looks serious as he asks "will MC be the judge again?"
Diavolo nods and the Purgatory hall members collectively get up to start researching recipes.
Gottem.
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Mc: considering God is real and shit, would he hate me solely because half of the Devildom is simping over me
Lucifer: Mc... he would hate you simply for existing
Mc: yeah fair I hate me for simply existing too
Lucifer: (picking up Mc) Mc we talked about this and now you have to spend an hour with Asmo telling you how good you are
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lucidreamsxx · 2 years
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Obey Me! Bros react to FEM!MC getting turned into a child! HCS
(Courtesy of wizard bastard man of course)
Flash Back- Solomon invited MC over to Purgatory hall, to help in in concocting some new spells and potions. MC is, after all, his loyal apprentice. Everything was going so well, until MC was asked to drink a strange potion by Solomon. It was a swirly mixture of pale pink and baby blue, with shimmering glitter all around it.
Of course MC was sceptical to drink it, but he promised her that she'd be fine, and that he just wanted to see the reaction. MC drank it, and two seconds later *poof* The place where she had stood was empty and replaced by a pile of her clothing and her DDD which now lay on the floor, the mound of clothing wiggled as a teeny weeny head with large gem like eyes popped out.
"..... fuck" muttered Solomon, as he picked up the now baby MC, who looked about 2 in his arms.
" so....mon....* MC babbled, as she played with his fingers.
"I didn't think her age would be redacted this far.." he muttered watching as MC proceeded to reach out for her DDD that fell on the floor, he picked it up. "I better send her back to the HoL and start getting to work on the antidote" he sighed, knowing he was going to get hell from Lucifer.
LUCIFER: He rubbed his forehead as Solomon stood infront of his desk. How in the seven rings of hell....
"How long is it gonna take for her to turn back?"
"....about a week" Solomon muttered quietly,
You know what he wasn't even going to ask. He reached his hand out to take MC as she settled comfortably in Lucifer's strong arms. He let Solomon go with a warning. And that he'd finish the antidote as soon as possible.
He looked down at MC who was still in her now humongous uniform as she played with the buttons on his vest.
Not going to lie, she was bloody adorable, with the way her cheeks were so squishable and her eyes which glittered with childlike curiosity as she looked at him.
"Pwetty..wuciferr" she said squishing his cheeks, as a slight blush covered his face,
"Heh, you're pretty too MC" he smilingly said while pinching her mochi cheeks,
She giggled, as he smiled.
But, he can't keep her like this,Mc needs to be taken care of, with a sigh he proceeded to text in the group about a family meeting regarding MC being turned into a child.
MAMMON: The first one to bound into the room as soon as he heard what happened. He thought it was a joke till he saw MC's small form snuggled into Lucifer's chest. He literally stood there gawking at MC till the others bounded in. He was assigned as the first person to take care if MC mainly cause she felt the most comfortable with him. (The others brothers were so on so forth following their rank, it is easier that way plus they wont argue)
Mammon is the type to carry you everywhere on his shoulders, it's canon that he's great with kids. Avatar of Greed who??? Mammon doesn't care about grimm for himself anymore, all his grimm goes to MC. He spoils her rotten, she can barely walk and she already has a mini car to match his.
"Mon..mon...pwushie"
"Oi MC, no, i just bought ya that stuffed toy, i aint buyin ya another"
*sad MC noises*
".....oh all right" he sighs as he pulls out some more grimm, "but this is the last time ya hear"
*happy MC noises*
LEVIATHAN: Levi combusted on the spot, (you know that "woaaahhhh" sound he makes in the game? Yea that) wjen it was his turn, he was over the moon. He got to teach his Henry about TSL and Ruri-chan all over again, altho MC was too small to understand, he was content with her giggles and gurgles of approval.
"So you see MC, that's why i think Ruri-chan's summer themed event us the best among all the other events cause- hey, what you doing?" He asked as he saw MC crawling into his lap,
"Wevi, look pwetty, like wuwi-chan" she said as she pointed ti a picture of Ruri-chan in her cat girl outfit, the colour theme extremely similar to Levi's clothing.
"Uwa...uwa...UWAAAAAAAAAAA MOEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He yelled as he picked her up and squished her cheeks,
SATAN: Just stood there with an amused look on his face, of course, expect the wizard bastard man to mess up a spell, again. Though he had to admit MC looked very very cute.
When it was finally his turn he decided to read to her, it was a fairly easy job as MC had that curiosity that made her want to know, although this is the first time Satan has heard this many "why's" in his life.
"Tan...what..that?" MC asked pointing to the sky from the window in his room,
" That's a raincloud MC"
"Why?"
"Cause it gives us rain"
"Why?"
Because as the human realm needs its rain, DevilDom needs its own too"
"Why?"
"Because the flora and fauna in DevilDom depend on it"
"Why?"
No, Satan never got tired answering, in fact he enjoyed it alot.
ASMODEUS: This demon literally ran i tell you, he bolted to Lucifer's office missing his mark only by a bit before Mammon beats him right to it,but he didn't bother to argue, oh no, because his eyes were caught.
"Oh my, MCCCCCC~♡♡♡" He literally cooed, he legitamately could NOT wait for his turn.
When it was his turn, oh you bet those two had a photoshoot together, MC was dressed up to match with Asmo, with out fits picked by, of course, Asmo.
"Oh my darling MC~ You look beautiful baby~" Asmo said while squishing her cheeks,
"Asmo...pwetty too" MC said while squishing his cheeks in her baby hand in return,
"Oh aren't you the most adorable thing ever darling~" he exclaimed as he carried her up and spun her around in circles.
BEELZEBUB: Carried Belphie to Lucifer's office, while munching on a burger. Didn't think much of it at first, he just thought that MC looked very adorable, kinda like Satan when he was a kid, only less screaming and puking and more calm and quiet.
But oh boy, when it was his turn, these two visited almost all the cafe's and dessert places in DevilDom. And Beel refused to touch anything, much to everyone's surprise. He prioritized MC's eating since he read somewhere that human children need to eat alot to make sure they grow up healthy and strong. Althought the spell only lasts for a week, Beel wanted to make sure that his MC had eaten to their fill anyway.
"MC try this, it's a DevilBee Honey Pudding, it's really smooth and the taste is not too sweet and overpowering as well" He said as MC looked down from her place high up on Beel's shoulders,
"Ok, but...Beel eat too" Mc replied as she reached out to grab the pudding with her teeny tiny lil hands, and proceeded to feed some to Beel then to herself.
Safe to say Beel has now dedicated his life to protect this human, whether as a child or an adult.
BELPHEGOR: He had to be carried to Lucifer's office by Beel. And no, he did not read the texts in the groupchat, so imagine his surprise when he was brought in and opened his eyes only to see a gremlin version of his human.
Belphie.exe/has-crashed.com
Ye, cow boi brain go brrrrrrrrr~
When it was his turn finally, he couldn't help squishing her cheeks like mochi's, they were so squishable and MC is just so cute, he couldn't help it.
Snuggles,cuddles and naps, need i anything more???
Cow boi gives DA BEST cuddles and snuggles in all three realms, no one can tell me otherwise. Occasionally he reads her a story, makes the voices too just cause he like seeing MC's reactions to it.
"Belfi..story?"
"Hmm? You want a story MC"
*cue MC nods*
*sigh* "well alright then, but you gotta go sleep straight after ok?"
"Ok! MC pwomise"
"Ok then, Once upon a time in DevilDom..."
Yea, no, boy goes all soft for her and ends up reading MC a gazillion stories before he finally gets her to bed, he has a hard time saying no to MC afterall.
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mammonswhore · 8 months
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Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...
Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not
Belphie: I am not going to hurt you
MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again
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books-and-catears · 2 months
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Witch: Alright here's your offer Mammon. 10 million Grimm
Mammon: WHAT? That much really? I'll definitely do it!
Witch: You might want to hear me out first. 10 million Grimm for MC's soul.
Mammon: ....
Mammon: I'll make sure Cerebus eats y'all for breakfast.
MC: What? And you didn't take the money?!
Mammon: Hey you really expect me to hurt you over some Grimm?
MC: No you could have taken an advance payment of half the money and then killed the witches!
Solomon: Pro tip also try and observe where they are bringing the money from, track the vaults and loot it later to get full amount.
Mammon: ...why do you both sound like you've done it way too many times before?
Solomon: Do you know just how many people want both MC and my souls? I think there's currently a bidding war going on too.
Mammon: I-
MC: And that's why we never run out of money.
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tsukii0002 · 5 months
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Barbatos and Mc are drinking tea in some place in the Demon lord castle.
Mc: *getting very close to barbatos*
Barbatos: ?
Mc: *whispering to him very softly* I swear, if you turn out to be Nightbringer I will open holes in random parts of your room and fill them with families of rats.
Barbatos: *paling*...
Mc: *sipping a sip of tea* Mmm delicious as always.
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lovetei · 9 months
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Okay, this have been on my mind for a while now…
So! MC in the manga is a sheep (get turn into a sheep because they aren’t familiar with the magic? Idk). I was just wondering that at the end of the exchange programme how would the boys react to Mc’s “true form”
This is such an interesting thing to write 🖤
By the way, this is another request stuck in my drafts, I promise I'll try to make up for it and post more :')
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Their reaction to Sheep MC changing into their human form at the end of the exchange program
Warnings: Slightly suggestive, no proofreading, wrong grammar, spelling errors, kind of long
Versions: Demon brothers, Side Characters
Links: Masterlist
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LUCIFER
It was the end of the exchange program and he's seeing you off
A large portal behind your back
For you, it might be the portal that will lead you to the freedom and whatever normality this program took away from you for a whole year
The portal that you've been waiting for
But for him, it's nothing but a spiral of magic that takes away the only comfort he has
The comfort that he seek for
And his twisted heart aches whenever he remembers it
But he hides it off with a smile and a wave
He waved at you one last time before you turned around
"Uhm... I feel weird-"
What?
The extreme feeling of despair left his body for a second and was covered with confusion
That soon turned into worry as your sheep form completely fell to the ground
The noises you're making is not normal and they're all panicking because they've never heard of it before
And the fact that you started glowing didn't ease their mind.
Could it be that some higher demon planted some spell inside of you?
IS THAT SPELL SUCCESFUL?!-
MC..?
He looked at you shock
No, more like-
He looked at your new form, shocked.
The way your naked body is laying on the ground right in front of him...
Right in front of them..?
He can't help but sigh and thought that, everything would have been fine, perfect even, if you turned into this form in front of him
But no, you just have to turn into your original self in front of everyone
Now he can't even embrace you.
All he did was take his coat off and throw it to your body as his face flush red.
You turned around to look at them as you clutch his coat with that adorable expression before you run off and enter the portal
He's left there, shocked and speechless
He didn't know what the hell just happened
But what's he's sure of is that he's going to get you back
And you're going to show that expression to him one more time
But that time, it will just be the two of you, alone.
MAMMON
This man is bawling his eyes out
His original plan is to watch you leave as he cries and once you're gone he will walk it off like a real man, with tear stains of course.
He set his mind to it, gambling for the whole week after you leave so that he can forget you
Even for just a moment
But no,
You won't even let him have the peace of mind
Or leave him with a nice memory
Instead your sheep body dropped to ground and made everyone think that you're about to die!
But you know what more you did?
You turned into a human!
Your human form!
Naked!
He went from 😭 -> 🤨 -> 😮 -> 😭 -> 😳 in a mere minute
He just stood there with a flushed face
A blushing dumbass who don't know what to do but watch as Lucifer threw his coat on you
And watch you run away with that cute expression, embarrassed expression on your face.
Gosh
You drive him insane
Now he's all fired up, willing to destroy the mortal world just to get you back in his arms.
LEVIATHAN
This one too is bawling his eyes out
While holding his camera of course
He's filming every part of this
He's standing there like "WAHHH MCCC! W-Wait is the angle r-right..? I need to capture how b-beautiful MC is..." while sobbing words out.
His hands are holding the camera shakily but the movement suddenly stopped when you said you feel weird...
His eyes shot open and his tears stopped
Are you okay..?
. . .
He's malfunctioning the moment you dropped to the ground and started to glow
And he malfunctioned even more when you turned into your human born, as naked as the moment you were born.
Now his sniper instincts came in and the camera is as focused as a laser
He's staring at you wide eyed, face as red as a tomato and his mouth agape
He doesn't know what's happening
But what he's sure of is that he needs to film it
Everything
The moment you grabbed Lucifer's coat and hugged it to cover yourself
And the moment you stood up and looked at them with that cute expression
But the moment you left, he hid the camera
This film is for his eyes only...
He's gonna need this for a 'project'...
And you know what else he needs?
Tissues.
SATAN
He's smiling everything off as he watches you leave
But you know deep down some anger is boiling
Considering how hot his pact mark is getting
Because, why do you have to leave..? Did he fail to satisfy your standards..?
He can't help but roll his eyes internally
But in the middle of his self talk, you spoke
"I kind of... Feel weird-"
And then you dropped to the ground and he's suddenly panicking
Any other feeling except for confusion flushed out of his body
He ran up to you immidiately but the light dimmed down and your naked body lay before him
He can't help stop in his tracks and just look at you and blush
Before he can even register anything, Lucifer's coat is already hugging your body
Which causes another wave of wrath to hit him
He just glared at Lucifer and saw that he's not even paying attention to him
He's looking at you
With a foreign expression in his face
So he also looked at you and...
Why the fuck did you have to look so majestic..?
You met his gaze and your face flushed before you ran out and entered the portal
He just remained still
Looking at the ground where you once sat
He can't move, he's shaking so much...
He feels like he's about to explode...
ASMODEUS
"WAHHH MCCC!" He whined out as he openly sobbed
He loves you so much!
Just why do you have to leave him!
He can't help but pout at you as you say your final goodbye
But what about him?
Why do you have to leave him too!
I mean it's understandable that you want to leave them because they're all such nuisances to you why him?!
He can't help it-
What do you mean you're feeling weird?
He's slowly walking to your direction
But you started to glow..?
Suddenly he's bearing his teeth expecting enemies around
Oh wait...
Oh...
You're...
Naked...
His mind is scrambled
He completely stopped working
And he'll probably be out of service for the next few days.
BEELZEBUB
He's probably standing there with Belphie in his arms
He's giving you his infamous puppy smile hoping that you'll give him what he wants
Hoping that you'll fall for it like the usual and ran up to him an dsay he's cute instead of leaving
But there's a part in his heart that knows you won't
He's sad and happy at the same time
He's happy because you'll finally live the way you do back then
But he's sad because you have to leave to do so...
Huh?
You're feeling weird..?
You're glowing, MC!
He's shaking Belphegor awake now
What's happening to you-
. . .
He'll be one of the most respectful and cover his eyes
But he's secretly peaking through the gaps
Your flushed face...
Looks so cute...
You look...
You looked delicious...
Just enough to eat...
Now he's hungry.
Hungry for something... New?
Something that includes you.
BELPHEGOR
He's awake actually
He watched everyone, he heard everyone gave their final speeches to you
But when you were about to leave
He forcefully shut his eyes and leaned on Beel
Hoping that his sin would take over and he fell into some deep slumber
But why of all times... Why isn't it cooperating..?
His brows are furrowed as he forces himself to sleep
But suddenly everyone dropped silent...
So you finally left?
Wha- why is Beel shaking him?-
MC?!
Why the fuck are you glowing now?!
No no no...
Is it the work of some demon?!
Who-
. . .
You're... Naked...
In front of everyone...
Haha...
Beel better hold him back or else he's about to run after you and do what his brothers can't
But he knows you won't like that.
So he clinged to Beel-
Haha...
Why do you look like that?!
That's his last thought before he ran and almost caught you but the portal closed
Immidiately.
"Hmm... What a shame~"
He'll make sure he'll catch you next time.
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*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*
Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?
Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.
Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?
Mc: Glitter.
Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?
Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.
Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~
Satan: Alright lets do it!
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