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what's your opinion on pop culture witchcraft? i think it seems really fun and cool im just not sure how exactly a fictional god will manifest in the "real" world? i was just curious on what you thought :p thank you for your time!

I think that pop culture witchcraft is beautiful and sacred and I think more people should get into it!

My views on the intersection of popular culture (aka, the dominant cultural beliefs and creations at this moment in time) and witchcraft originate from the fact that when I began doing a lot of energy work, I saw a lot of stuff as video game characters & assets.

If I would binge any video game, for the next little while, a lot of my energy readings would be output in the symbols and lore from that game.

E.g., a pokemon binge, seeing Gengar near the querent: "Yes, you're being haunted by a ghost."

A DAO binge, seeing a dryad writing a letter to the querent: "A tree wants to talk to you."

These experiences have deeply influenced my beliefs on the nature of psychism, communing with the spirit world, and divination as a whole. It has inspired my beliefs on how to work with divinatory tools, especially my concepts of choosing your own symbol sets to work with.

After all, an upright triangle is so abstract, but a charmander? For many of us, that is a deeply rooted symbol of fire indeed! And I can't imagine how a triangle might act if it needs to be revived and balanced in my life, but I can surely visualize a charmander feeling sick and cold, or desperately trying to stack and balance heavy boxes.

This inspired me to consider the intersection of popular culture and the experiential nature of witchcraft. After all, aren't so many of us deeply imprinted on and influenced by what culture has told us about magic and spirits? Where is the line in the sand between how culture makes us interact with magic (path), and how culture makes us interact with magic (practice)?

Let me tell you a story!!

There is some internet monster named Momo. Momo has a *very* scary face (to me at least) so be warned if you google.

But when this story starts, I had never heard of Momo. I had never seen a picture of Momo or heard her name. Yes? Yes.

Now one time, I was doing an energy reading for a person, and I saw a horrifying monster woman with huge eyes and a twisted smile like a V slashed across her face, and not only this, but the horrifying monster woman was standing over the querent's bed, watching them sleep.

As a reader with about an ounce of wisdom, I knew much better than to say, "hey, a horrifying monster is watching you while you sleep." Because that is a dick thing to say to anyone.

As I continued watching to try and gain more information, it struck me that this monster woman wasn't threatening at all. She didn't have bad vibes. In fact she seemed neutral, or perhaps even an ally. She was just watching the person sleep.

I couldn't help but notice, however, that I could see her face so clearly. So distinctly. So I googled something like, "big smile scary woman face."

And there she was: Momo! The exact monster I was seeing. It was a startling moment, made all the more strange by the fact that this wasn't some monster of mythical lore or legend. It was like, a TikTok trend or something.

Finally I had to tell the querent something. Now y'all this happened some years ago and I don't remember exactly how it went down, but it was like this:

"Hey, someone is watching you sleep. The form is scary looking but they don't seem threatening at all. I googled it and it looks exactly like an internet urban legend named Momo."

"What? My cat?"

"No, it's a woman, an urban legend named Momo."

"No, my cat Momo. My cat is named Momo. She watches me while I sleep."

So to answer your question, Anon:

I expect that a fictional god can manifest at least as bizarrely as a real cat, I believe that the simple phrase "real world" is an artifact that fits into few reliquaries of the occult, and I think that pop culture witchcraft is absolutely fabulous.

#answered #pop culture witchcraft

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madebyrolo · 3 months

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Chapter 10

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It was the weekend before school starts, and y/n planned a hangout at her house and invited all the teenagers for one last summer night.

“Okay so we got chips, fruit, sodas, Bella’s bringing the s’mores stuff and Jake gots the plates. I’ll order the pizza soon.” Y/n told Tyler.

“Okay I set up the fire pit and get the extra blankets” Tyler said

Y/n walks into the kitchen grabbing the snacks to place outside on the table. After a couple minutes Jacobs arrives with the rest of the boys.

“The party is here!!” Embry says walking in slamming the plates on kitchen table.

“Alright kids no loud noises past 8 I don’t want no complaints. And be sure to clean up okay ?” Y/n dad announced walking down the stairs. “I’m talking to you Embry.”

“Yessir Mr.Issac!” Embry solutes him

“Alright I’m gonna go meet your mother for dinner. See you later” And he walks out the door.

“Guys come on I set up the game in the living room” Quill, Embry, and Seth followed Tyler.

“So I invited Bella” Y/n tells Jacob

“I see you guy hit it off at the beach?” Jacob says

“Yea she pretty nice, quiet and she brought a book to the beach how can I hate her?” y/n laughed

“Oh and I told her she can bring Edward too”

“You what?” Jacob said taken back

“Yeah, I thought since school starting soon it would be nice to know people.”

“Could of warned me, he’s like a leach to her” Jacob said with a disgusted tone

“Jacob I get you and Edward aren’t the bestest buds but please, we’re friends. Don’t ruin this.” Y/n pleaded with him

“Alright fine.” He sighed “I’ll be nice, thought I’m not gonna hold hands with him.”

“Good boy. So how’s the rest of the boys?” Y/n asked trying to mask the hate in the air with posible more.

“You know in their angst” he responded rolling his eyes.

“Well I invited Paul too by the way” she said looking away.

“Y/n really? After what I told you last week?” Jacob angrily said.

“I know, but then i saw him yesterday at the store when i was buying all the things and he ask and I couldn’t just not tell him and not invite!” She said acting like she didn’t want too.

“Fine, I see where you were coming from but let’s just hope he doesn’t show up.”

“Okay so chill out we don’t even know if he will” and on perfect timing the door bell rings.

“I’ll get it !” Embry yells from the living room

“Paul?” Embry said confused. Y/n springs to the door and greets hims.

“Hey Paul !” She says embracing him in a hug. “I’m glad you could make it” she says while Jacob slowly walks up behind her.

“Well when help is called I’m there” he jokes. Jacob and him meet eyes and they weren’t kind ones.

“Paul” Jacob said “Jacob” Paul replied

“Well this is gonna be a fun night!” Embry said looking at the boys.

“Come on in, sit down guys I gotta order the pizza” y/n said grabbing their hands leading them in the living room with the rest of the boys.

Y/n leaves dialing the pizza place leaving the room filled with tension.

“So Paul glad you can make it!” Jacob said staring at him sitting across the room.

“Yes well I was invited so it was rude not to come.” He said sternly

“Guys please not there” Quill commented

“Yea dont need a dog fight” Seth chimed in

“There’s a dog here I can say that”

“Oh you’re just mad you haven’t-”

“Okay guys I orders two pepperoni, one cheese and a pepperoni sausage. That should be enough right?” Y/n said entering the room cutting off Paul.

“Yeah that sounds good !” Seth said

“Alright it should be here in 20 minutes so around 7:10?”

There’s another knock on the door and y/n goes to open it and it’s Bella and Edward.

“Hey Bella! Cute outfit, it’s nice to see you again.” She said whiling pulling her into a hug. “And you must be Edward. I heard nice things about you” she said giving him a handshake.

“Same to you y/n. Thank you for the invite” Edward greets her.

“Come in! everyone’s in the living room playing videos games but you’re welcome to sit outside or in the kitchen.” Y/n tells them as they follow her in. As Edward looked in the living room he meet eyes with Paul and Jacob.

“Oh please I didn’t know the leeches would’ve been here” Paul scowled

“Tell me about it” Jacob agreed

“Y/n invited them, there her friends be nice guys. Besides the treaty line like meets here, it’ a practically a safe zone” Quill told them. That’s the only reason Edward agreed on coming.

The 3 sat in the kitchen chatting up talking about the upcoming high school year.

“Okay so it’s fine if I sit with you at lunch on the first day?” Y/n ask them

“Yes, Bella sits with me and my family so you’ll e able to meet them then.” Edward says

“Thanks, and you can show me around if able too?” Y/n asked

“Yea I know how it feels to be the new kid so don’t hesitate to ask any question okay?” Bella told her

“Ughh! You’re such an angel Bella.” Y/n said

“But warning, Roasalie isn’t prone to “outsiders” she likes when we keep to ourself to she might be a little feisty” Edward warned her

“Oh yea she was and still is like that with me but don’t mind her. Oh and I’ll introduce you to my other friend at lunch, I should warn you Mike can get a little too friendly and Jessica can get a little too not.” Bella said with a breathy laugh

15 minutes later the pizza arrives.

“Alright guys come outside I’ll set the pizza there” y/n said wobbling the pizza boxes.

“I’ll grab some” Paul offered his help

“Thank you Paul” y/n sighed

They boys grabbed pizza and sat at the tables on the porch while Bella and Edward stayed inside.

“Look at them, they’re like gum. Never apart” Jacob scoffed

“Leech indeed.” Paul agreed taking a bit from his pizza

“Guys you can’t blame them, they’re in love! You would be the same if it was you” y/n said sitting down between Paul and Jacob.

“I bet Jacob would.” Embry laughed

“Quit it Embry.” Jacob scolded him

“Nice kitties” y/n scolded them.

“Kitties ? Really come on” Paul said

“What like you got any better nicknames?”

“Anything better than kitty, and please we’re not pussys, were wolf at best.” Paul argued

“Yea I know with your pack.” Y/n said

“Both of the boys choked on their pizzas after hearing what she said. How would she know ? They thought.

“What do you mean pack?” Jacob said worried

“Jake you literally told me” she said with a small smile playing pushing him.

“Jacob told you what?” Paul said trying to content his anger.

“That you guys have your little clique basically. You and Sam the mean alphas ! And the rest of the boys the little nerds” y/n told them with small giggles

“Yea Paul nothing crazy” Jacob said hinting with with eyes that she didn’t know.

Couple minutes past and the sun is starting to set .

“Y/n I gotta go duty calls. Thank you for the pizza and the invite it was nice to see you” said Paul walking to the front lawn.

“Aww thanks for coming we have to hang out again!” Y/n gave him a small smile as he walk away.

“Goodnight drive safe!” She yelled enough for him to hear.

As she watched him drive off she walks by to the rest of the group, Bella and Edward finally outside.

“Hey you guys wanna set up the fire pit?” Tyler offered

“Yes let’s do it!” Bella exclaimed

“I’ll go grab the things” Quil jogged to the porch table and grabbed the smore supplies.

As they set up the fire which took awhile, they all just finally got along. Jacob somewhat being nice to Edward and the younger boys just being them. Bella and Y/n were starting to get closer just in time for their senior year she hoped to be the greatest. Forks was slowly becoming to feel like home to y/n. She has her Quiluete boys and new girl-friend Bella. She felt happy looking at everyone surround in her backyard with the fire pit giving a warm and cozy vibe. Some nice peace before school next week.

#jacob black #team jacob #bella swan #edward cullen #team edward #twilight #twilight saga #paul lahote #embry call #fanfic #paul lahote x reader #jacob black x reader #twilight edit #twilight imagine #the twilight saga #x reader #fan

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A Tall and Small Collection | S2.34 | Music and the Prelude

Dorian stared at the screen. His heart was racing a million miles a minute, which was incredibly far for a Borrower.

Was this real?

Was this even possible?

There was no way…

Ever since Ashlynn gave Dorian the smart device and loaded the GarageBand application onto it, he had been making music non-stop. Everything just felt natural. The way the instruments played at the touch of a button and brought his ideas to life was absolutely unreal. As a Borrower, making music was something you never did. Now? He could live this dream.

Ashlynn, after hearing some of his stuff, thought that he should post it anonymously online to different websites. It took a lot of discussion and soul searching, but Dorian ultimately decided he wanted to share his music.

What was the point of making it if no one was going to listen to it?

So, with Ashlynn’s help and Soren’s blessing, along with a thoughtful reminder that he needed to make sure Borrower kind was not referenced or revealed accidentally, they made him an email account which immediately linked to a YouTube page.

From there, he started uploading his music. He found free online pictures and found out how to put pictures over his music. Dorian even managed to find a few free things called “apps” that let the image move on its own.

For the past few months, he had been posting his music online to different sites until, one day, he saw he had a few comments and things called “subscribers.” They were absolutely thrilled with his music, based on what Ashlynn said when she read the comments to him out loud, and he helped craft a response to each and every one.

It was slow at first, but the comments and views grew.

Dorian thought he was good, but never really that good. He was just pressing buttons and saying what was on his mind.

And, evidently, it had caught fire.

Dorian took a few days away from checking his sites to write and enjoy his music. During those days, something happened and, now, his heart was making his chest ache.

There was no way this was real, right? Those numbers were only ever three numbers deep, right? There were five numbers on them now - 56,389. What did it mean?

Feeling a little nauseous, he stumbled into the living room away from his screen and his studio to see that Ashlynn was sitting on the couch working. He didn’t know where Soren was, but that didn’t matter as much at the moment.

He needed Ashlynn for this - and it felt good to need her.

“Ashlynn!” called Dorian as he jogged up to the sofa where Ashlynn was sitting. She nodded, showing she heard him, but continued typing away on her computer until she reached a good stopping point.

“Yes? Hey Dorian. What’s up?” she asked as she reached down to the floor out of habit and let the teen step onto her palm.

“I have a question for you about the online thing. Um… Do you have a second?” asked Dorian as he grasped Ashlynn’s thumb and let himself be swept upward toward Ashlynn. The moment she saw him, her eyes narrowed.

“Sure, I have a second. Are you feeling alright? You look a bit shaky and pale. Did someone say something mean?” asked Ashlynn as she gingerly set Dorian down on her shoulder and began pulling up his YouTube channel.

“No, I don’t think it was mean. I just released a new song a few days ago and there are a lot of numbers. I… I don’t know what they mean, but I think I do at the same time if that makes sense,” said Dorian. He crouched down low on Ashlynn’s shoulder as his eyes fixed onto the screen. He was shaking in his borrowing boots. Why he felt so jittery, he wasn’t sure, but he had a sneaking suspicion something was about to happen.

Ashlynn nodded and typed with lightning speed and waited only a few seconds for the screen to flick over to Dorian’s page. It was relatively simple. He had Mayzie “paint” a logo and banner, simply calling his segment Dorian’s Attic Tunes.

The moment Ashlynn clicked on the latest video, however, Dorian heard her inhale sharply and felt her stiffen.

“What?” he asked, feeling his nerves spike. “What is it? Is that bad? Or… or does that mean what I think it means?”

“Dorian, this is a lot of views; and look at the comments!” Ashlynn looked through the digital letters which Dorian could only partially understand. Dorian felt himself shaking as Ashlynn read off the comments.

“Dorian, you have an amazing voice. I hope you keep making music. Coming out with an album?”

“Such a great tune! And so true! Keep up the good work!”

“Totally subscribed first. Luv ya man. Keep cranking out tunes.”

Ashlynn continued reading as Dorian’s heart pumped nothing but air. Was this real? How could it be? He had no experience making music. This was just him goofing off.

“Dorian! This is amazing!” cheered Ashlynn, reaching up and carefully rubbing his shoulder. The Borrower teen was absolutely speechless. “And look! Your subscribers are going up every time I refresh the page. Look.”

Ashlynn hit a few buttons and, sure enough, the number changed once again as the screen came up.

“This is amazing, Dorian,” smiled Ashlynn. “You’re really doing great things with your music. You’re reaching people!”

“But… how… I mean… I’m not…” sputtered Dorian.

“What? You think you need to be human to make good music and make it in the industry? Granted, we’ll have to be careful, but this is good. You should be proud of yourself!” Ashlynn encouraged once again. Dorian leaned against Ashlynn’s neck and continued to stare at the number.

How was it possible to be this happy? This was truly an amazing day.

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This wasn’t happening. This couldn’t be happening!

Rey heaved in breath after breath as he sprinted through the walls. His eyes weren’t working. They were too blurred from the tears pouring over the rims of his eyes.

He knew what he needed to do in the moment, but it didn’t make the hurt go away. It didn’t make it any better. The teenage Borrower slammed into a nearby wall joist which seemed to come out of nowhere, and he let himself crumple to the ground.

Rey drew his legs into his body, which was shuddering violently, as he laid there in a heap.

What were they going to do?

They had no time.

He had to keep going.

He needed to get up.

Rey forced himself to his feet, but a choking sob made him pause just long enough stare at his blood-soaked hands.

Everything happened so fast…

And Hero…

How were they going to fix this?

How were they going to get him back?

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"We are Never Getting Back Together"

Armand x Daniel Molloy, Lestat x Louis

Crack, All-human AU

Teen and Up

Warnings: Mention of alcohol abuse, mention of arson, mention of animal death, vandalism against Lestat's luscious locks

Lestat and Louis keep breaking up and making it everyone's problem

Disclaimer: I don't own any recognizable character, and for legal reasons I won't be accepting tips for this story or any story set in Anne Rice's Immortal Universe. Thank you!

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Daniel never saw himself as the kind of person who could be friends with his boyfriend’s ex. He had always thought of himself as too jealous, too possessive to be able of something like that. He knew, of course, that Armand was friends with his ex-fiance, Louis, but that was different.

Don’t get him wrong, he would still get a pang of jealousy sometimes, Louis was hot as fuck, probably the hottest person Daniel had ever met, and that was saying something. But Louis had actually been the one to introduce him and Armand, and besides, he was too wrapped up in his own relationship for his eyes or his heart to wander off. No, Daniel knew there was no space in Louis’ life for anyone but Lestat.

Lestat, beautiful, mercurial, charismatic Lestat. It had come as no surprise to Daniel, after years and years of hearing about his adventures, his charm, his talent, when his band had hit it big, going viral and topping charts with only an EP and a homemade youtube music video.

What had come as a surprise, as Daniel interviewed the man for the San Francisco Bay Times, was how quickly they had clicked, getting along like a house on fire right from the beginning. They both had the same sardonic sense of humor, the same wanderlust, general lust for life, and if Armand was to be believed, the same recklessness. Overnight they had become besties, thick as thieves, attached at the hip, so much so it was rare to spot one on a night out without the other. Extending an invitation to one meant extending it to both of them, they were a package deal.

Unfortunately, that also meant he was, along with Armand, his emergency contact, his first number on speed dial, and his unofficial therapist/attendant whenever he and Louis had a fight. And they fought a lot.

He was so used by now to Lestat’s late-night emergencies, he picked up his phone before even waking up completely.

“Hmwah?”

“Daniel, can you come pick me up?” Not even a good night, Daniel, I hope I’m not waking you up then, but Lestat’s nasal voice told him he probably was in no state to think about pleasentries. Daniel went instantly into alert.

“Lestat, what happened? Are you ok?”

Apparently, that was the wrong thing to say, because on the other side of the line, Lestat started to sob. Shit. It was going to be one of those nights, then.

“Lestat, listen to me, are you hurt?” Daniel decided to check, just in case, “Do I need to call someone else?” Gabrielle, the police, an ambulance…

“Lou- Louis and I had a fi- …fight” Lestat hiccupped. Yeah, no shit. “Can y-you come pi- pick me up?”

Daniel sighed,

“Alright, yeah, sure. Where are you?”

There was a beat of silence on the other side of the line, then some shuffling, as if Lestat was moving around, then a sound of distress, a little pathetic whimper before he seemed to give up.

“Can’t Armand just track my phone?”

Armand was already sitting up on the bed, iPad in hand,

“I got him, let’s go”

Twenty-five minutes later, they were in the bay, parking in front of the seedy bar their friend had undoubtedly been drowning his sorrows in before being cut off, looking for a blonde head of hair in the small crowd.

“There,” Armand pointed at a slouched figure sitting criss-crossed applesauce on the sidewalk.

No wonder Daniel hadn’t spotted him before, he was looking for a blonde, and Lestat’s hair was a dirty reddish-purple. Just what the hell had happened to his friend this time?

It took Daniel’s and Armand’s combined strength to pull Lestat up and stuff him into the back seat, uncooperative as he was being.

“Give me the keys” Daniel pretty much demanded once they had managed to close the door without Lestat toppling over.

Armand frowned,

“Why?”

“Because you drive like a maniac” Daniel explained, trying to suppress an eye-roll, “and Lestat’s totaled, so unless you want to be scrubbing his diner off the upholstery at sunrise, you’ll let me drive”

His boyfriend did roll his eyes but tossed the keys at him anyway.

“Fine. But if he does end up getting sick, you’ll be the one cleaning it”

“Yes, boss” Daniel muttered under his breath as he turned the ignition. A quick side glance at Armand’s unamused face told him he had been heard.

“Love ya” He offered, sheepishly. There was a choked sound coming from behind. Then, not ten seconds later, full-on wailing as Lestat cried,

“Louis used to love me!”

“Louis does love you, Lestat” Armand deadpanned, the picture of disinterest on the passenger seat.

“No, he doesn’t!” Lestat all but shrieked, “He called me a sow’s ear! He said I was thin and carping!”

A sow’s ear? Who talked like that anymore? What did that even mean?

Armand let out a pensive hum.

“You are carping. Probably why you get along so well with Daniel…”

Daniel huffed,

“We’re not carping, we’re simply brutally honest. And for what it’s worth, Lestat, you’re thick af. I think Louis was just trying to hurt you”

“You think I’m thick?” Lestat sniffed. Of course, that was the part he was latching onto.

“Yes, Lestat, you are thick, beefy, swoll, ripped, more strapping than Michelangelo’s David” Daniel could almost physically feel Armand’s new eye-roll, “Happy?”

Jesus.

“Babe… Is there something I should know?”

“Yes, Daniel, Lestat and I are having the most scandalous and torrid illicit affair” His boyfriend spoke at him in the same bored tone he had used for Lestat, “We’re planning on eloping”

“... Imp”

“... Asshole”

“Brats”

Lestat and Daniel sulked in silence for a while, but at least the blonde had stopped crying. Speaking of,

“Lestat, what happened to your hair?”

“Louis threw his drink at me”

Just what was in that drink? Cool- aid? Manic panic? Daniel hoped Lestat had some strong clarifying shampoo at home. It was a testament to Lestat’s love for Louis that the normally vain rock star didn’t even seem to care about his hair at all at the moment.

“He made a mess of me and then broke up with me in front of the whole bar! People had their phones out! It was so humiliating! And then the blaireau blocked me! I tried to call him forty-three times. Look!”

Lestat almost fell to the front seat trying to press his cell phone to Daniel’s ear to show him.

“It’s ok, dude, I believe you,” He said. Then, because he evidently loved to voice the most controversial opinion no matter what, he told him, “Maybe it’s not a bad thing, you know? Maybe it’ll be good for you not to talk to each other for a while…”

Lestat looked completely bewildered. Armand looked alarmed.

“What do you mean?”

Armand was frantically gesturing at Daniel to shut his mouth, but Daniel being the absolute idiot that he was, kept talking.

“Well, I love Louis, you guys know I do. But maybe you guys are…” Dysfunctional? Toxic? More fucked up than Courtney and Kurt? “Not very healthy together. Maybe some time apart will be good for you”

Daniel was sure if the gesture wasn’t so undignified, Armand would have facepalmed. Lestat, on his part, let out an incredulous bark of laugh.

“Not healthy? No, no, we’re passionate. We can be intense sometimes but it’s only cause we love each other so much…”

“Lestat, he set your house on fire once”

He shrugged,

“So what? He set Armand’s dorm on fire once too”

Daniel felt his jaw drop,

“You realize that makes it worse, don’t you?”

“I don’t know, Daniel” Armand mused, “I had killed his cat…”

“Not on purpose!” Daniel missed the look Lestat and Armand exchanged in the rearview mirror before the latter uttered a dry,

“Right”

“All I’m trying to say” Yeah, Daniel never knew when to shut up, “is maybe you guys should take a break. You know, explore other options” Daniel really thought he would convince him with that one. How naive of him.

“Don’t be ridiculous, Daniel, there’s no one for me but Louis!” And Antoine, and David, and Dora, and Jesse, and Rowan and Gretchen and- “A break? A break?? What would he want a break for? No, Louis and I are forever, he is MINE! There is a CHORD tying us together, an unbreakable bond! He might not see it, but it is REAL!”

The rest of Lestats rant went on in a french too fast for Daniel to even try to understand, but he got the gist. Armand occasionally threw the perfunctory dirty look at Daniel, but by the time they reach their apartment, Lestat had worn himself out. It was a struggle to get him to the elevator and an even bigger struggle to get him through the hall. There was a perilous moment right after they got inside when Daniel had aimed for the living room and Armand aimed for the kitchen, and they had almost ended up a tangle of limbs on the floor.

“Dude, where are you going?”

“He is not sleeping on the Massaud like that” Armand’s tone broke no argument, making Daniel sigh but immediately yield, following Armand’s lead to the kitchen sink, where Lestat came to just enough to curse at the cold water being poured over the back of his head, but even he in his drunken state knew there was no use fighting when it came to Armand and his ridiculously expensive couch, so he remained pliant as they scrubbed his head with dish soap.

“Well, shit” Daniel declared when it was clear no matter how much they rubbed, rinsed, and repeated, Lestat's previously golden locks were now a bold shade of magenta.

“Wha?” His friend made a valiant attempt to ask, but his unfocused stare made it clear he wouldn’t understand -much less remember- what happening around him.

“Nothing, buddy” Daniel was swift to reassure him anyway. If anyone could relate to the confusion, vulnerability, and physical discomforts Lestat was undoubtedly feeling, it was him. “Just, Louis left you something to remember him in the morning…”

Lestat’s already glassy eyes lit up at the mention of his (ex) boyfriend,

“A present?”

Daniel sighed,

“Yeah, dude. Something like that…”

Next to him, Armand took his phone out and snapped a quick picture. Daniel didn’t even bother scolding him.

“For Claudia?” He asked. Armand nodded. Louis’ little sister and he only ever saw eye to eye to talk shit about Lestat.

“Claudia?” Daniel tried not to laugh at Lestat’s panicked expression and the way his eyes darted around the room searching for the nonexistent threat.

“She’s not here, you can relax, dude”

The former blonde visibly deflated, the tension leaving his frame, making Daniel adjust his hold so as not to drop him as he guided him to the couch.

“She hates me” Lestat confided before throwing himself on the cushions.

“She doesn’t hate you,” Daniel said with as much patience as he could muster, “she’s just very protective of his brother”

“No, she does hate him” Armand stated with his usual solemnity. Daniel fought not to find it endearing.

“Armand, remember our talk about white lies” He waited till his boyfriend nodded his affirmation, “That was one. Lestat is in a vulnerable state and he doesn’t need to be distressed any further” Not to mention they didn’t need another one of his meltdowns.

“Oh” Armand observed, “I don’t think he’s heard anyway”

It was true, Lestat was already out like a light, snoring softly as he held one of the tiny green velvet pillows to his chest.

“He looks so peaceful like this, I can see what you saw in him”

Armand scoffed derisively,

“I was young, stupid and had terribly tacky taste back then”

“Oh, yeah, I can see how your taste in men improved” Daniel snorted, pointing at his Rick and Morty’s black and green pajamas. Armand hooked a finger on the waistline of his cotton pants, tugging him closer.

“My taste has improved greatly” He declared before crashing their mouths together in a kiss that would have their friend howling and whistling at them if he was conscious.

A sudden bolt of brilliance had Daniel breaking the kiss to suggest,

“Let’s use Lestat’s face to unlock his phone, I wanna change Louis’ ringtone”

“... Very well, beloved, what do you have in mind?” Armand’s curiosity beated his annoyance at having their moment cut short.

“Taylor Swift” was all he needed to say. Armand threw his head back in one of his rare, musical, almost boyish bursts of laugh Daniel loved so much.

Whatever Lestat’s revenge to their little prank would be, Daniel decided right then and there, it would be worth it.

#daniel molloy #the vampire armand #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #fic #fanfic #i wanna spread him on a cracker and eat him #vampire chronicles #anne rice's immortal universe fan fiction #amc iwtv #fanfiction #humor

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Not So Innocent Jake

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Sunoo and Jay were shopping, mainly to comfort Sunoo after last week. Sunoo got a scare from Jake and his Appa. Jay felt bad for Sunoo as he hates to see his son upset, he decided to take Sunoo out shopping. In hopes of cheering him up.

In the midst, they have spotted Jake walking Lyla. Of course they want to say hi to Jake , until they saw Jake has arms around some girls and as well smoking. What shock them the most, is that Jake pushed over a little boy and laughed.

Jay and Sunoo was shock….as well happy? They finally caught Jake doing bad stuff, they decided to announce it to the chat

Are they telling the truth? Or this is more to it that’s meet the eye

Back At Enhypen Family Chat

Today 12:00

Sunoo☀️: UNCLE HEESUNG JAKE ISN’T INNOCENT!!

Sunghoon❄️: Stop making lies about Jake, we got it coming for being mean to him!

Sunoo☀️: I SWEAR ITS THE TRUTH! I SAW JAKE DOING BAD THINGS!!

Niki🕺: You must be blind so much, by your ego!!

Heesung🦌: Why are you making false claims about my child! He is innocent as a baby!!

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Did they get in a fight again…

Heesung🦌: Jay really needs to discipline Sunoo. He is out of control

Jay💸: Hey! Sunoo is telling the truth, we saw your angel Jake doing something bad!!

Heesung🦌: Not you too! This no good example to set for your kids!

Niki🕺: Didn’t you help Jake with the prank and said it was fun. Where you supposed to be the adult…

Heesung🦌: That was different! SunSun needs to be taught lesson

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Hyung, that is low! Terrorising kids for fun

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: You both are equally as bad as each other!!

Heesung🦌: Jungwonie, we are only playing around! We are not bad well me to be exact

Jay💸: Aish, doesn’t matter. Just bring Jake here and ask him for ourselves!!

Jake🐶: Hi!! Im here! What’s the question!

Sunoo☀️: I SAW YOU WITH ARMS WITH MULTIPLE GIRLS AND SMOKING. As well you knocked a kid down, as he blocked your way

Jay💸: Yes!! I can confirm!!

Jake🐶: What? That not me! I don’t smoke as it is disgusting and why would i kick an innocent kid down

Jake🐶: I’m too scared, to go near girls. They are scary when mad

Heesung🦌: See! Now leave my son alone! He is innocent!

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Maybe you might have mistaken Jake for somone else?

Niki🕺: Bro, you have issue with everyone!!

Sunoo☀️: ITS THE TRUTH! I SWEAR!

Jay💸: I can send the video footage!!

Heesung🦌: Probably fake…I’m outta here such waste of time

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Those two like father and son. I feel sorry for Sunghoon as he seemed to be the only normal one there

Sunoo☀️: I AM NORMAL!!

Back at Heesung and Jake Private Chat

Heesung🦌: You really didn’t do all this things right?

Jake🐶: NO

Jake🐶: I really didn’t smoke and hang out with those girls

Jake🐶: Those girls came out of nowhere and started to put their arms around me. Getting me to come to their club

Heesung🦌: Okay? Then the kid part?

Jake🐶: It was an accident! I didn’t see the kid as I was busy trying to get rid of the girls

Heesung🦌: Oh, Sunoo was really lying then

Jake🐶: I wouldn’t say Sunoo lied exactly…

Heesung🦌: WHAT?

Back at Jake and Niki Chat

Niki🕺: This is hilarious, I love how no-one believes Sunoo!!

Jake🐶: Bro, I have lie to Appa that I didn’t do those these things well the kid part

Jake🐶: Please, the kid was so annoying

Jake🐶: He kept on calling Lyla a furr ball

Jake🐶: I got mad and gently pushed him down

Niki🕺: Sure gently

Jake🐶: The kids lost his footing and tripped on his two feets

Niki🕺: That’s why you are my icon! I aspire to be that level of evilness from you

Jake🐶: Then I took him to hospital, him and Lyla become friends

Niki🕺: For real…

Niki🕺: I take that back you are my icon! You so lame!

Jake🐶: I’m just glad they didn’t found out the mini arson we did

Niki🕺: That guy got on nerves, we have to set fire to something

Niki🕺: Can we set fire to sunoo hair next time! It will be funny

Jake🐶: You do it! I only helped with the arson thing as you were about to cry

Niki🕺: Who said I cried? It was man tears there is a difference

Jake🐶: I only took you advice and be evil. But I feel so guilty and I want tell the truth to everybody!

Niki🕺: C’mon you gotta man up! You gotta prove Sunoo you aren’t to be messed with

Jake🐶: But I no problem with Sunoo, is just you and him…

Jay💸: I KNEW IT! You two are so dead!!

Back At Enhypen Family Chat

Jay💸 sends Niki and Jake Chat history

Jay💸: I GOT PROOF ME AND SUNOO WEREN’T LYING. IT IS TRUE

Heesung🦌: JAKE! That is unexpected and like usual the culprit to do evil things, is always Niki!!

Sunoo☀️: I TOLD YOU!! I never lie!!

Sunghoon❄️: Take never from that sentence

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: I thought it was a phase, maybe my child is really evil…

Jake🐶: IM SORRY! I WAS LISTENING TO NIKI ADVICE! I just wanted Appa to notice me!!

Heesung🦌: Jake? I alway pay attention to you?

Jake🐶: You didn’t notice me for a whole week! I have to get Lyla to bark at you to get your attention

Jay💸: Now, who is the bad parent now…

Heesung🦌: I thought, you were on sleepover with your cousins?

Heesung🦌: Also, Jay at least my kid respect unlike your two kids…

Heesung🦌: I’m sorry Jake! I took some to pay more attention. Just don’t do this again!!

Niki🕺: Looks like I am trouble free!

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: No, you are not! I will cut off your dance lesson for a month!!

Niki🕺: PLEASE NOT THAT! I am the lead this month! PLEASE PLEASE

Sunoo☀️: This is hilarious 😂

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: I said what I said! How many times, did I tell you stop with the evil things

Jay💸: You owe us an apology for calling us a liars

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Not now, I am busy sorting Niki out

Heesung🦌: We all sorry, I did for us. Excuse me, I will have talk about Jake about his behaviour

Jake🐶: I have another confessions Niki forced me to set fire, to someone house!!

Niki🕺: JAKE! WHY TELL THEM THAT! It wasn’t me, it’s Jake other side

Heesung🦌: Jake other side is when Jake is moody

Heesung🦌: I take back the apology, Sunoo and Jay are liars! I didn’t read part when Jake took the boy to the hospital

Jungwon🐈‍⬛: Niki, please come to the kitchen. I got a gift for you

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Lately I've been imagining this komahinanami scenario, where basically Chiaki tries to give the boys a hint by taking them to her house for a slumber party (my parents aren't home kind of scenario), and playing an 18+ visual novel with a FMM threesome... It works. Also in this scenario Komaeda and Hajime both have a crush on Chiaki with a "why does she hang out with this hot dude" attitude towards each other that they keep hidden to not make her uncomfortable, but they just don't realise that what they feel is actually a crush and not kind of obsessive horny envy, they put two and two together by the end of the night though.

Chiaki has to do the lord’s work and bring two idiots together with the power of video games! Hell yeah! I love KomaHinaNami so much…

Lewd stuff, confessions, eroges and cock grinding below the cut!

Hajime was trying with all his might to pay attention to the game on Chiaki’s computer screen, but every so often, he found his eyes flickering over to the white-haired boy peeking over her shoulder.

Damn it. The poor Reserve Course student thought this was going to be some sort of game date just between him and Chiaki, but she actually invited her twisted classmate to sleep over with them. And it couldn’t be any more awkward!

Nagito Komaeda followed Chiaki around like a puppy dog, praising her whenever she handed him a tissue or smiled at him. He would give her a wide grin and gently brush off a piece of lint from her shoulder. It was something Hajime could help but to narrow his eyes at, especially when Nagito fired off instant facts about every single game that Chiaki talked about. Was… Was he trying to show him up?

Hajime hurried over to Chiaki’s bed as she set the game up on screens. What was the game again? Something about a succubus demon queen? He had barely paid attention to the title… even if it sounded a little unusual. Instead he was much more focused on finding a better seat to keep close to Chiaki… only to find himself half-plopped on Nagito’s lap.

“H-Hey-!” Hajime sputtered, flushing a bit. Quickly, he slipped away from Nagito as Chiaki’s classmate shot him a bemused look. “I was sitting there next to Nanami.”

“Ah.. my mistake,” said Nagito, his tone carrying a note of arrogance, “but surely you can settle on the floor for now. Nanami-san is so dusty today… tell me, does it all just come from the Reserve Course classrooms?”

Hajime shot daggers at the fluffy-haired bastard in response, his chest bubbling with irritation every time he saw those dull green eyes.

‘What the hell does Nanami see in this guy anyways? Any of her other classmates would be bad enough, but this guy… seriously?’

“I wonder what Miss Class Rep sees in you, you know? Being a Reserve Course student, after all…” Nagito rested his pretty head in his hands, glancing up at Hajime. That smile continued to play onto his face as his eyebrows quirked. “Does she need you to carry her homework for her? Surely you just get in the way of her developing her talent?”

“Oh,” said Chiaki, still connecting the speakers in front of them. She waved Nagito off. “Hinata-kun is just a really amazing friend. I want him to be around me a lot.” She gave a carefree yawn and stretched. “And Komaeda-kun is really good at gaming! And a good person, Hinata-kun! We should be able to combine our skills and have lots of fun!”

Nagito sighed, but gave her a friendly nod. “Oh, I see… that’s nice, I suppose.” His eyes wandered back to Hajime’s chest, seemingly tracing the bulge of his muscles through his tight white shirt. “Hm…”

She hopped up and slid her arm into Hajime’s arm, leading him over to the bed beside Nagito. She sat in between them with her arm still around the chestnut-haired student’s, smiling brightly as the tv screen relayed her desktop monitor.

“Help me choose our character’s path, okay?” She said to two of them… who were still gaping at each other.

“A…Alright.”

What else was Hajime supposed to do? Refuse her? Try to make up an excuse and go home? So he sat down beside Chiaki and tried to enjoy the fact that the Ultimate Gamer was clinging onto him while playing with her controller. In fact, he wanted to get a satisfying look at Nagito’s face since she was cozying up to a Reserve Course Student rather than someone from her own class.

But to his amazement, Hajime found that Nagito wasn’t looking at Chiaki when he glanced over. Instead, that pale face had been turned in his direction. His expression was utterly unreadable but those pretty eyes were boring straight into Hajime’s features as though he were drinking him in.

‘Wh…What’s he looking at?! Do I have something on my face?’ Hajime felt the flush on his cheeks deepen. A swarm of butterflies swirled around in the pits of his stomach. Nagito had such intense eyes. They were tired looking and lowered, but that gaze still captured Hajime entirely. His heart began to speed up inside his chest as he quickly glanced back at the screen.

‘This… This is fine… so he’s looking at me! So what? I’ll just focus on the game…’

And focus on the game, they did. Both boys squished close around Chiaki to try and ignore the tension in the air. Even Nagito knew that it was best to focus on Chiaki since she was so kind as to invite him to play games with her.

But after an exposition about the extinction of the succubus race in the game, the pink-skinned devil girl with voluptuous breasts had entered a green fantasy forest and paused among hearing some wild and vicious grunts in the distance.

“Ah… those sounds…” Nagito uttered, blinking.

“Er, Nanami, those sound like..” Hajime didn’t know how to finish that sentence as Chiaki ignored the two.

The succubus main character stooped upon two beautiful men in the forest…entirely naked. One male, a pretty knight with long black-hair, was pounding his cock into the backside of a much more slender, blonde elf-like male against a tree.

“Wah!” Hajime nearly fell off of the bed.

Nagito, too, didn’t seem to know where this was going. His cheeks were just the slightest bit pink but he kept watching with rapt attention.

Chiaki’s eyes widened a bit and she chewed on her bottom lip. But there was nothing more to indicate that she was as affected as her schoolmates. “Wow… he fits it all the way inside of him… they make it look so effortless, but… I don’t think it’s really so easy…” She turned to Hajime, her soft, cotton candy eyes lowering to his crotch. “What do you think, Hinata-kun?”

Hajime swallowed a dry bit of saliva, his heart racing. He didn’t want to stammer out something lame, but Chiaki was playing a porn game in front of them like it was nothing!

But Nagito’s voice cut in before Hajime could come out with it. “Nanami-san! This is incredible! Of course, a legendary gamer such as yourself would be able to get hold of an eroge not available to the general public!”

Chiaki simply nodded. “Mhmmm hmmm.”

With that, Chiaki returned her focus to the stream. Her kitten-like tongue swept across her bottom lip eagerly. Nagito followed suit and turned back towards the game where the voice acting was simulating the heated groans of the characters. When Hajime looked back, he could see the pretty elf male mounting in a mating press, the cock of his human lover splitting his tight, small ass apart.

“He’s taking it all,” said Chiaki. Hajime couldn’t help but to peer down to see her nipples stiffening through her white shirt. Wait… she wasn’t wearing a bra?! When did that happen?!

Hajime’s mouth was so dry and he could help but to quiver. Heat pooled to the core of his body and he felt like he couldn’t keep sitting upright.

The succubus Queen character hurried to the two men once they had climaxed together and sprayed the clean grass with their sticky loads. She pleaded to them to breed her over and over again until she was filled with their virile seed in order to revitalize her race.

The knight and the elf nodded to her and their hands reached eagerly for her breasts, groping them. The demon girl’s skin became slick with sweat from the hot outdoors sun and she was clay in their hands to be molded and played with. They both kissed and licked her, rubbing their erect cocks all over her silky, soft body…

This was starting to get unbearable for Hajime. His pants were so tight in the front. How the hell was he supposed to keep watching this and hide his boner?

“Nanami, I… I don’t think we should… this is…”

But before the rest could slip out, Nagito let out a soft wail and fell to his knees on the floor. His face was entirely red as he raised his hand to tug on Chiaki’s skirt.

“I.. I’m sorry, Nanami-san!” Nagito said, his face swelling with regret. “But I can’t keep going like this…” His eyes switched to Hajime and once more, Hajime found that watchful gaze engulfing his entire body.

When he blinked, Nagito had crawled before him and was now clinging to the front of Hajime’s pants. “I’m sorry, Hinata-kun… this entire time, I w…wanted to…” His fingers swept across the zipper. “May I please suck on your penis? I think… Ha… I can’t stop thinking about you…and this game makes me want you…”

“What-?!” Hajime sputtered, his face glowing. With Nagito’s soft hands stroking his front, he felt all the blood leave his brain immediately. “N…Nanami!”

Chiaki looked at the two thoughtfully and shrugged. “Hmmm… why not, Hinata-kun?” She swept down beside the two. Beneath her low blouse, her breasts swung lower against the fabric. She carefully placed her hand over Nagito’s and helped him guide the zipper down. Then she confidently tugged down his boxers until Hajime’s cock stood in attention before them.

“Nanami, what are you doing?!” Hajime wanted to pull away and cover himself from the two perverts on their knees. He had no idea his best friend was so forward! And Nagito… he had really been watching him like this?!

“Hinata-kun, you’re wet here…” Chiaki cooed. She nodded to Nagito and watched him drop his pants and boxers as well. As he stood, she placed her soft fingers around his cock and used her free hand to explore Hajime’s shaft as well, bringing them closer until their meaty tips touched.

“See?“ Chiaki murmured, smiling gently. “You should let them join. They feel good together, right?”

Hajime swallowed. His cock… his own cock was brushing against Nagito’s. It felt strange… but good. He wanted to rub himself against Nagito, to jerk off against his body like the characters in the game. His mind was already flashing with the images of pinning the slender student down and mounting him. Then he wanted to follow it up with planting his cock in between Chiaki’s amazing breasts and fucking them, watching them bounce like crazy.

“Hinata-kun… your dick is twitching against mine,” Nagito whispered hotly. A bead of sweat trailed down his neck. He jerked his hips forward and grinded his tip against Hajime’s rock-hard length. “Aheh… the Succubus Queen has brought us together…”

He nodded to Chiaki, whose head was perked up to run her tongue along Hajime’s cock as it pressed to Nagito’s tip. She then moved and kissed along until she reached Nagito’s girth, peppering it with lewd licks.

Hajime sighed… but then he smiled. His hands fell to Nagito’s waist, pulling him closer as Chiaki kissed both of their cocks. Their heads pushed together past her lips, breaching her warm, wet mouth.

“It looks like she really did…”

#danganronpa #danganronpa 2 goodbye despair #chiaki nanami #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #komahinanami #komanami #hinanami #komahina #begrudging envy to lovers #thanks for the ask!#thanks for the request!

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tenebraevesper · 2 years

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Sonic the Hedgehog Analyzer, Issue #45: Trial by Fire (Part 1)

After the Zeti are finally gone, it is time to take a break. We are kicking off with a new arc, The Trial by Fire Arc, featuring mainly Amy, Belle, Tangle and Jewel going on a camping trip, as well as two additional Issues that are setting us up for the craziness in Issue #50 (but before that, I will cover Imposter Syndrome).

So, let’s start the countdown to Issue #50!

We find ourselves with Amy at Tails’ house, with Sonic and Tails (well, mainly Sonic) bringing her a rather... huge amount of camping gear. Uh, Amy, are you sure you need all of that?

Apparently, Amy had borrowed that stuff from Tails, who in return wants a detailed review to improve the prototypes. Amy is taken aback for a moment, while Sonic just teases her. Amy proceeds to explain how she and the girls (namely, Belle, Tangle and Jewel) want to hang out without being involved in a battle or wild scheme. Sonic pretty much agrees with that, wondering if he should tag along.

Tails reminds him that he promised to play a video game with him the whole weekend, and this is where we get a confirmation that Sonic and Tails are both sitting this one out. Frankly, I don’t mind it, as it is nice to see other characters take the spotlight. Amy just tells the two to have fun.

Anyways, one pick-up later, Amy, Belle, Tangle and Jewel are on their way to the camping grounds. Tangle is really excited, while Amy asks Belle whether she should make some place for her in the back, but Belle replies how she’s fine (even though it looks quite cramped). As for Tangle, she thinks they will be trying to survive in the wilderness and wonders whether she should’ve brought a knife, but Amy assures her that they’ll be roasting marshmallows and going on hikes. Tangle still sees it as an adventure, thinking back to when she saw Whisper leaving the Restoration.

Whisper appears to look quite conflicted, saying how it is for the best, only to get startled by Tangle who was on a morning jog. She is worried about Whisper, who tells her that she’s fine (clearly a lie) and explains how she stayed too long. Tangle replies that she’s always welcome to stay with the Restoration, but Whisper explains how Mimic is free and her presence is a liability as she might put everyone in danger. She leaves, adding how Tangle’s place is with the Restoration, not hers.

...damn. Someone give poor Whisper a hug, stat!

Jewel notes how quiet Tangle is, with Tangle replying that she just zoned out, thinking about Restoration stuff. Jewel recalls how she had to basically be torn away from the paperwork by Tangle, while Belle appears to be quite troubled. I assume that she is still thinking about what happened between her and Starline.

As for Amy, she tells them that this is the reason why they’re going to rest and recharge. They had earned a girls’ night out (I’m a bit curious to why they didn’t invite Cream and Rouge; but I guess Rouge isn’t around and Vanilla wouldn’t let Cream go so easily after what happened at White Park) and Amy is determined to make sure everyone has a good time.

They arrive at the camping ground, which looks quite busy (and Big is also there fishing).

When checking in, Amy tells the bear in charge how they have a reservation, and he explains to them that there are some new fire regulations. Since the Metal Virus infected everything during winter and metal plants don’t absorb water, the area missed out on the necessary hydration and the whole park is bone-dry.

Honestly, I genuinely like how the consequences of the Metal Virus are still affecting the world even long after everything that happened. The Zombot Fiasco didn’t just affect people, but also the flora and fauna... and this is also basically foreshadowing, as the guy keeps explaining how they can only set fire in marked areas, pointing them out on the map, only for his son to burn it with his fire Wisp and run off.

Yeah, keep this in mind for later.

At their camping ground, Amy, Belle, Tangle and Jewel are busy preparing everything. Jewel has no clue how to read Tails’ instructions (mostly because they’re geometry equations) as she and Tangle try to set up the tent, with Tangle then accidentally hitting her with the pole.

Amy notes how Tails just packed in high-tech bells and whistles, but forgot to pack in essentials like matches. Belle tells her how she can take care of that, revealing a lighter in her pinky finger, but is quite nervous about it. After all, she is a robot made out of wood, so no surprise there.

Okay, I have to ask what Mr. Tinker was thinking when he added a lighter to a wooden puppet instead of something safer, like a flashlight. Sure, a lighter is useful when you don’t have matches, but still!

Belle then apologizes to Amy, noting how she knows that everyone just wants to have a good time, but Amy assures her it’s not her fault and that she shouldn’t worry... while Jewel tries to unwrap Tangle from the tent.

Later that evening, the girls are sitting around a campfire and roasting marshmallows (with Tangle burning hers). Jewel notes Tangle’s strange behavior, as she was distracted the whole day, but Tangle notes that she can handle it.

Amy distracts everyone by revealing the surprise she brought along - her tarot cards!

Okay, show of hands; who else remembered that Amy’s an avid fortune-telling practitioner before this Issue was published? Because I don’t think they were mentioned since her first video game appearance.

Amy then proceeds to explain how those cards led her to someone important - and we see a brief cameo of Sonic sneezing - and decides to do a little fortune-telling session for her friends.

Belle appears to be in awe, wondering if she can really predict the future, but Jewel explains that it is more suggestion and that the predictions are open-ended so they can associate them with their own life experiences. Amy, however, decides to give her a demonstration.

Amy then pulls one card, explaining how signifies strength and leadership, which is perfect for Jewel as the leader of Restoration. Tangle wonders what happens if they get a fortune they don’t like, but Amy responds how they won’t know unless they try and that this is part of the fun.

Tangle’s card turns out to be about balance of opposite sides, meaning stuff like a showdown, moral dilemma, partnership... which is basically what Tangle is currently dealing with... even if she doesn’t realize it yet, noting how there hadn’t been much excitement at the Restoration since the Zeti attack.

Jewel, on the other hand, looks troubled as she listens to Tangle.

Belle wonders if the cards also work on robots, with Amy assuring her that it does, only to pick a card she is quite alarmed about. Belle reaches for it, wanting to know what it says, but Amy tries to assure her that it’s fine, only for Belle to knock Amy over and the card flying right into the fire, being burnt to ashes. Ooops!

Belle, Tangle and Jewel stare at Amy in horror, obviously feeling bad for her that her card got burned, and Belle starts apologizing frantically, but Amy assures everyone that it is fine, and that the supposed card she drew was all about mercy and protection, only for Belle to find that card on the ground, aware that Amy was lying to her. Damn, that had to hit hard.

As for Jewel, she’s going to sleep, even if Tangle tells her that she should stay up a bit longer. Jewel just replies how she’s not a night owl.

Honestly, assessing the current situation, it feels like Amy’s attempts at keeping everyone distracted from their troubles is falling apart. I will give her points for effort, but this whole camping trip feels like a disaster in the making with how things have started off.

Moving on, everyone’s asleep, safe for Belle, who leaves the tent, clearly troubled. She had been through a lot in these past few Issues and I’m not surprised that she can’t sleep and needs some time for herself. Interestingly, she comes across a bush in the shape of Sonic’s head. Yeah, I don’t think that kind of bush should occur in nature.

She is startled by a sudden noise and the bushes rustling, frantically searching for a flashlight and getting the lighter again. Yeah, despite the disappointment, at least she can see and is hoping this being is nice... only for a Motobug to jump out of the bushes! The heck is a Badnik doing here?!

The Motobug knocks Belle over, causing her to hit her head and deactivate, the lighter on her hand still on. We then cut to Amy, who noted the scent of smoke, wondering who is starting a bonfire at 5AM, only to see that the forest is ablaze.

Jewel and Tangle get out, shocked to see the forest fire. All the campers are in panic mode, people are running around and there is even a car crash as someone is trying to escape. Amy notes how things are only going to get worse, while Tangle wonders where Belle is.

They see the bear ranger from earlier, who is searching for his son, with Tangle volunteering to find him. Jewel and the ranger are not sure about that idea, but Tangle and Amy assure the two that Tangle is capable of handing search and rescue, while they can focus on helping everyone else.

Tangle wishes Amy good luck with their mission, as they’re going to need it and we are left with the image of the forest burning in the distance.

Now, the only question that remains is who started this fire? We saw Belle with her lighter, and we know Ashe has a fire Wisp.

Admittedly, I already know who it is, but I’ll leave this question unanswered for the sake of suspense.

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random-nimona-fan-stuff · 7 months

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idk where this came from, but have some smut drabble.

tw: Todd, classism, nsfw, dick-measuring contest, invasion of privacy

It was pretty late by time Todd strolled into the Institute showers. Cadets weren’t technically allowed in the Knight’s Baths, but he was nearly a Knight himself and no one would dare turn away a Sureblade. He took a moment to pucker his lips at a mirror, admiring his physique, before setting down his bath tote. As he sorted through bottles and brushes, he realized he could hear water running.

Well of course Todd, he was in a bathroom, where there was water and stuff. He was so smart. Todd Rules! He peeked down the row of shower stalls. The privacy shield was only active on the last stall, obscuring from calf to crown. The Institute claimed it was to prevent sharing showers and other such activities among the cadets. He heard a splash and caught a glimpse of dark calves and pale soles.

He shrugged and was going to turn back to his stuff, but then he heard a muffled moan. Todd’s eyes shot open, his brain reaching for straws until something connected.

Was that – sex? Whoa!

Todd had never seen or heard sex before. Sure, he’d instigated plenty dick measuring contests in the student barracks – had some crazy results once people started taking their hormones as they got older too. He’d always made sure he was biggest and first until they finally saw GoldenGroin’s contribution to the cadet Hall of BDE Fame. Sure, he’d jacked off plenty, even in the showers, to deepfakes of Ballister. He’d seen videos on the internet, really, who hadn’t? But he hadn’t seen it, or heard it, in real life.

Todd’s mouth turned up in a nasty grin as he realized the only cadet who didn’t shower immediately after class let out was his favourite punching bag– Ballister. He knew the little shit was just avoiding his mandatory entry to the hazing dick measurement contest out of shame. And now he was jerking it in the shower, and Todd grinned with a half thought out idea to interrupt and finally see what little junk the peasant must be hiding between his legs.

“Hey Ballister! Finally washing off that street rat stink?” he called down the hall, strolling towards his victim. He hadn’t got the commoner to submit to the yearly dick measurement contest, even when his bro Goldenloin had finally joined in the juvenile games. There was a strangled noise in response.

“Make sure to get between those hairy cheeks too, you gross fcking peasant. Won’t matter anyway – you’re just wasting your time, stinking up the place. You know they’ll never knight you,” Todd taunted, reaching for the privacy shield.

Ballister’s plump, round asscheeks held his mortified gaze first. The peasant cadet knelt on the shower floor, his muscled arms tightly clutching the golden thighs wrapped around his head. Those tan legs over the street rat’s shoulders were connected to the hip bone, connected to the spine bone – connected to one Golden Boy pinned to the shower wall with his golden loins swallowed to the hilt in the commoner’s stretched mouth. Water splashed over them, Ambrosius’ wet blonde hair thrown back as he stuffed a fist in his mouth to keep quiet.

Todd dropped his eyes and they nearly popped out. Hanging flaccid between Ballister’s legs was a monster dong . Todd couldn’t stop staring at it, watching as a dribble of spunk dripped to the tiles from the swole head. He swore the massive brown cock was touching the floor as the peasant knelt between Ambrosius’ legs, deep-throating the most noble dick in the realm. Todd looked up again with his face on fire, and met Goldenloin’s furious glare. Caught. He was gonna die he was gonnadiegonnadie-

GET THE FCK OUT, LEAVE NOW! Goldenloin mouthed at him, lips twisted in a snarl. GET THE FCK OUT NOW OR I WILL FCKING CASTRATE KILL YOU WHEN I COME FOR YOU.

Todd stumbled backwards from the Golden Glare, and fled. Goldenloin would be coming for him for this one, and he wasn’t sure he was going to survive this time.

#goldenheart #ballister x ambrosius #ambrosius x ballister #thoddeus sureblade #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart

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darkness-holds-eternal-light · 1 year

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So today I came across people talking about the new Harry Potter game "Hogwarts Legacy" here on Tumblr. I was curious, so I watched a trailer on YouTube. And I have to say, wow, this is really beautiful, it is so incredibly well done! I was really impressed by the graphics and the storytelling, the decision for the time that it was set in and the whole magical world that they've created, that is so talented and amazing! My teenage self would've lost her mind about it in disbelief over what is now possible in computer- and video-games! When I remember the Harry Potter computer game that I played when I was about 13! I really love that old game though, I believe it was the game for the "Chamber of Secrets". :)

Anyways, I won't completely rule out that I'll try playing it once but I'm pretty sure that a lot of dark stuff has found it's way in there too, especially seeing that it was created in our current time of so many levels of insanity. I definitely didn't like the part where a large part of this game apparently is that you have to constantly find out how to battle people and whatnot and set them on fire in mid air and sh** like this. It's just not 2002 anymore and we have to keep that in mind.

But mainly I just know that I left the mainstream Harry Potter train long ago because the commercialization got way too crazy and out of hand. I actually turned away from it when they said they were going to build a theme park. Back in our days the mere thought of it would've been outrageous. J.K. Rowling restricted so much what could and could not be done with the books and the characters, it was common sense that it wouldn't be made a hollow commercial spectacle. And I respected that and most people did. Well, things just moved in that direction and I just didn't interact with this stuff much. After all, the theme park is basically a theme park of the movies, not the magical world of the books. I'm sure that it is beautifully done though.

So concerning this new game, I think it's absolutely impressive and it has a lot of appealing aspects. After I had watched the trailer though, I thought how glad I am that I was able to experience the Harry Potter stories from back when there were only just books being published for the first time. And people went crazy to go read them right in the book shops in the night they were published. And they would dress up and have genuine, light-hearted fun with nothing on their hands but the magical things they talked about and read about. I don't want to see and experience Hogwarts through this game, as beautiful as it might have been made. I saw Hogwarts for the first time through the pages of a book that smelled a certain way and I saw it with my own 12-year-old eyes. There is nothing that will ever come close to this and there is no game, no movie, no theme park, no nothing that I would ever want to exchange for that. Ever. That is not even a possible comparison, these things are not the same.

So while I'm amazed at how this game has been made, I want my own world. I have noticed how all the cool products that we can buy nowadays are really amazing but it doesn't come close to the first time reading the books alone in my room for days without barely eating and going outside at all. And it doesn't even touch the feet of me wearing a big kerchief over my back as a cloak and wandering through the garden with the stick in my hand that was my magical wand. If I really want to feel more in the magical world that I knew, I don't have to get closer to the graphics of a computer game, I have to get closer to who I was when I was 12 years old. And create it myself.

#personal #fantasy #fiction #harry potter #j k rowling #books #hogwarts legacy #computer games #video games #remembering #magical worlds #freedom

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amazon-me-bitches · 1 year

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Been watching too many creepy reddit stories and this happened..

Title: Dear Reddit... part 1? ((maybe, if I decide to make more.))

Pairing: platonic or romantic Analogical

warnings: fire/horror themed stuff but nothing too graphic

The real warning is idk how to do well thought out paragraph breaks so read at your own will.

Summery: Virgil and Logan go camping and their night doesn’t go as planned

Let me first start off by saying this happened quite a while ago. For some context I am a 20 year old male, gay if that matters. I'm a photographer by hobby but by no means a professional. I mostly specialized in taking nature pictures. lakes, animals trees stuff like that. A few summers back I got a weeks vacation off work and decided to go on a weekend camping trip with my friend Logan and take some pictures for my nature blog while we were there.

Logan was and still is a huge natural science nerd so he agreed. We could hang out, fish and do some hiking, I could take pictures and he had a great idea for a video where I filmed and he talked a little about some interesting nature facts he knew about. The day arrived and Logan picked me up in his jeep, I had packed light but remembered to bring some important stuff. A flashlight, food, water, tent, that sort of thing. Where we were going was completely remote. Logan said camping in a campground was for 'sissy's, lightweights and fat couch potatoes.' When I replied 'cool! so we should just head on over then?" he cuffed me in the side of the head playfully.

We got to the forest easy enough and set got our packs out of the car. Logan put on bug spray because he is smart and when he offered me some I declined because it makes my skin feel sticky and gross. well by the time we were about an hour into our hike I was already starting to regret my decision to forgo the bug repellant and we stopped to rest and so I could apply.

We were making small talk until we heard a laughter coming from somewhere, it sounded pretty far off and we paid it no mind at first. We were on a remote hiking trail but it was still not inconceivable that we might run into other hikers. We stayed there talking for a while and rehydrating before we heard the voices again and saw some other hikers rounding the corner. Presumably going back down the hill. It was two older men, redneck looking types. They were sporting camo pants and scraggly beards. They seemed to look us up and down which is fair being that I'm sure we looked pretty out of place. I dress pretty goth and was braving the summer heat still decked out in black and purple. Logan was almost constantly in a tie but I had managed to growl him down to wearing his 'I need space' shirt and a very light jean jacket.

They were still a few feet from us but when they noticed me noticing them they took that as an invitation to come talk to us. Shaking hands, because they outstretched theirs first, the man paused the shake letting go abruptly when he, I assume, noticed my rainbow pride flag smart watch wristband. He shared a look I couldn't decipher with his friend, tried to resume a neutral expression then began talking to us all friendly like again.

The conversation started off pretty normal they commented about the weather, the hike and asked if we go hiking often. Somewhere in the middle though their questions started to get a bit too personal. 'how long were we staying?' 'where were we thinking about setting up camp?' 'did we have more people coming or was it just the two of us?' I gave half truths and vague answers the whole way though and eventually excused ourselves...wanting to get as far away from the men as possible. They were nice enough but I just got a bad vibe. Luckily we seemed to be going in opposite ways.

We walked on for an hour stopping to take pictures of some local flora and even some fauna. Logan talks for the last twenty minutes of our hike about how that tree wasn't originally grown here and where they were grown before someone brought the species to America, as well as some other tree facts. Logans love language is getting to share facts and knowledge he knows. He is never condescending when explaining either. Just a nerdy, cool guy, over excited about things and wanting to share what he knows so others can hopefully share in his reverie. He is hands down one of the coolest people I know.

We reached our camping spot just in time, I volunteered to set up the tent while Logan got the fire going. Sometime later we were sitting out cooking some hotdogs and having a few beers, when suddenly I thought I heard something in the bushes, I am a bit of a worry wart. known in my friend group for having high anxiety. Logan polightly calls it 'Expressing an unhealthy amount of concern' he is such a nice dude. I shushed him and pointed to the bush but we didn't see anything emerge. I knew it wasn't that crazy to believe that something could be in it. we were in a dense forest after all. It didn't make anymore noise and I soon forgot about it.

When it was time to go to sleep for the night we let the fire get down to a few dying embers and crawled into the tent. It was a cold night and I would be lying to say Logan and I didn't somewhat cuddle up. About an hour after laying down he was asleep but I just couldn't relax for some reason. I had been camping plenty of times, having grown up in a rural area, sleeping in the woods wasn't new for me. I had just had an eerie feeling since meeting those guys that I just couldn't shake.

I was almost about to give in to sleep when I heard a stick crack a ways from the tent. then what sounded like slow deliberate footsteps. My mind was of course thinking mountain lion or something which was scary enough. but when something touched the zipper of the tent I shook Logan awake. He was groggy and grumpy at first but I instantly shushed him, pointing to the zipper.

"it moved" I whispered.

Logan wasn't having it. He grabbed a flashlight and reached down to open the door and see what or who was messing with us. I felt my blood run cold when he said it wouldn't open. He was moving the zipper but for some reason the other zipper was moving with it. Like they had been tied or locked together somehow. Effectively locking us in the tent. My breathing picked up and I instantly went into fight or flight mode. Logan and I both bring knives when we come out here so we grabbed those up for protection. We heard some more sounds and started yelling at whoever was out there. threatening them, if this was a prank it wasn't funny and that we had phones and would call the police. However they never answered our questions or responded in any way.

I heard a clacking of logs and sticks thrown together near the tent and then the drip drop of some kind of water hitting the tent. What the hell was going on? I am ashamed to say in the panic of it all I didn't put two and two together until I heard the flick of a bic and then smelled smoke. THEY WERE TRYING TO SET US ON FIRE IN OUR TENT! They beat feet away when the flames got too high and I found out real quick that 'water' on the tent was in fact gas. we were going up fast and the tent was filling with smoke. It burned the throat and eyes causing coughing fits for us both. They heat was too intense to try and escape though the side of our tent that was was burning, plus we didn't want to get melted plastic on us, that shit hurts! when we thought we heard them run away, we grabbed up what we could and I used my knife to start slashing at the tent wall opposite the flames even still some of the tent was melting against my knife blade.

We finally stumbled out and took a few deep breaths of fresh air. We didn't stick aroudn long though because we knew those guys might come back to look and see how their little murder plot was going. IF they weren't already watching us from some distance. We heard one more rustling from some distance away. That was more than enough for me, camera and knife in one hand and Logans hand in my other we booked it back the way we came. I have never ran so fast or so long in my life, I am only a little ashamed to admit that I threw up when we finally got back to the car. We of course started it up and drove to a gas station down the road before calling the police and the fire department but of course by the time they got all the way up there those men were long gone.

I have no proof it was the men we saw earlier that day but Lo and I both believe it was them. Nothing else makes sense. So to the homophobic potential murderers in the woods that day; I hope you died out there but more importantly you better hope we never meet again.

#analogical #sanders sides #be nice #I dont need any negative feedback #I am HYPERSENSITIVE #that being said if you like it you could comment nice things or like it.#virgil sanders #logan sanders

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So I don’t know if you saw but there was backstage video of Harry talking to Olivia and they were smiling at the Don’t Worry Darling premiere and I think some Larries feel like he was manipulating them because of how he acted towards Olivia on the red carpet earlier in the night. A Larrie on Twitter then made a post about how some Larries are just solo Louies disguised as Larries and only care about Harry due to the relationship. They said they would never talk about Louis like this or believe half of the stuff about him so just do “us all a favor and go”. Quite a few Larries agreed and I recognised some of the names as Larries who have some of the most problematic opinions and behaviours, the Larries who really make us seem worse. And it’s just ironic to me because in my experience, it’s mostly the other way around, where most Larries do that to Louis. Larries often want to punish Louis for his closet. They want to boycott his shows, his music, said maybe he deserved the fractured elbow after Boyfriends came out. The biggest Larries on Tumblr can be quite dismissive of Louis and his feelings and clearly favour Harry. You’re allowed to have one you like more but you should at least support both of them or why are you here? Both of them have harsh closets and we don’t know what goes on behind the scenes but Harry definitely gets more passes than Louis in the fandom. I have been here a long time and I have seen a lot. Other Larries turned against me because I pointed out some of the things I noticed in the way Louis is treated because I wasn’t allowed to question the status quo. I had to get away from those big Larries precisely because of the way they treat Louis. I found it sad because where is this defence of Louis and the nature of his closet? 😢

You know, on the topic of the Harry and Olivia avoiding each other on the red carpet, I’ve thought almost everybody has been ridiculous about that and trying to come up with various theories for it (they broke up! he hates her! he hates the movie! he’s rebelling!) when I think the simplest, most logical theory is the correct one. Whether you think Harry and Olivia are a real couple or not, the story is that they got together on set and there are a lot of rumors of there being overlap between their relationship and Olivia’s last relationship. Now add in all the drama with Florence and the rumors that part of her issue with Olivia was unprofessionalism related to her relationship with Harry. There is no universe in which they were going to attend a movie premiere or press conference for the film where they supposedly violated reasonable HR protocols to get together alongside Florence and the rest of the cast and play cute couple. Like??? COME ON. I never for a minute thought they’d attend as a couple or be lovey dovey on the red carpet. It was a work event and the cast all hates each other even without them throwing more wood on the drama fire. I also don’t think they’ll be attending the London premiere and acting like a couple. Not because it’s a stunt and not because they’re “broken up” and not for any other reason besides that it’s how any reasonable person would approach that situation if it was a real relationship and they 100% know that.

But I digress. I completely agree with you in the difference in treatment and it’s incredibly frustrating that anyone supporting two people they believe to be a couple would make excuses for one person’s decisions that relate to their closet and constantly bash the other for the same thing. They have different situations and I realize that babygate is a bigger deal than Harry’s stunts, but Harry also has a significantly better career and Louis tends to be handed a pile of shit, so I’m not sure why anyone would expect him to have a nice neat stunt that helps his career or benefits him in any way ever.

#asks

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la-undercover-latina · 1 year

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I posted 1,089 times in 2022

That's 1,023 more posts than 2021!

84 posts created (8%)

1,005 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@youlightmeupfinn

@buckysimp101

@ccjinxxandjake

@h-bea92

@la-undercover-latina

I tagged 82 of my posts in 2022

#motley crue - 39 posts

#nikki sixx - 38 posts

#amber lee - 34 posts

#andy biersack - 33 posts

#black veil brides - 28 posts

#andy black - 27 posts

#tommy lee - 26 posts

#ella sixx - 19 posts

#youlightmeupfinn - 19 posts

#andy biersack imagine - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 40 characters

#aye baby let me mark that pretty neck up

My Top Posts in 2022:

Keeping up with the Biersacks

A/N: So I tried to keep it as in chronological order as possible. If there’s anything that I’m missing, feel free to shoot me an ask.

P.S These are only the ones I wrote. @youlightmeupfinn also writes stuff for Amber, so make sure to check her page too 😊

P.P.S I do not own the images used in this

Amber Nicolette Lee-Biersack

Amber Nicolette Lee-Biersack is the only child of Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear. Born on December 8th, 1987.

She is the godchild of Nikki Sixx.

Amber developed anger problems during her parents divorce that only got worse during Pamela and Tommy’s sex tape scandal.

She started White Rabbit with Ella Sixx when she was 22 and Ella was 16.

Amber is her father’s mini me. She has his curly dark brown hair, hazel eyes, tanned skin, and also is decently curvy. She also has a natural aptitude for drums and piano, and her father’s generally positive but outspoken attitude as well. But don’t let that fool you, she also learned how to kick some ass from the Kings of the Strip.

Amber met her husband Andy Biersack in 2011 before Warped Tour started that year. Prior to dating Andy, she was in her “hoe phase.”

Andy and Amber got married in 2015, and have 3 children: Addison Ella Biersack (born in 2016), Thomas Christopher Biersack (born in 2020), and Rosemarie Andrea Biersack (born in 2022)

Ghost Whisperer Pt 2

This Is Gonna Hurt

Basket of Black Roses

Sunglasses at Night

Amber And Andy Meeting

End of Slutty Summer

Down Goes The Singer

Andy Meeting Heather and Tommy

Andy Meeting Nikki and Taylor

A Mötley Thanksgiving

Private Parts

When We Were Young

Home Sweet Home (Collab with @youlightmeupfinn)

Greek Temper

Porn Star Dancing

Tattoo for Addison

That’s MY Champagne

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Down Goes The Singer

Summary: I’m sure y’all know what this is about. If you don’t, just Google Andy Six falling and you’ll find the video from their 2011 Set the World On Fire album release when Andy broke a few ribs.

June 18th, 2011

Everything was perfect. The fans were amazing and Andy had pregamed pretty extensively beforehand to release some of the anxiety. So now all that was left was to slay this concert for the Set The World On Fire release.

“What the fuck is up Los Angeles? We’re Black Veil Brides,” Andy announced and Amber gave a big smile from her spot near the stage.

“You go Rockstar!” She told him in the in ear and got a brilliant smile as the guys started with the set list.

The beginning to All Your Hate started playing and a sinking feeling developed in Amber’s stomach as she saw Andy start climbing up onto the concrete ledges next to the stage.

After the chorus ended, Andy sat down and the sinking feeling fell to her ass as she saw Andy launch himself off the ledge.

“Guys, keep playing,” Amber told the guys as she jumped the barricade and ran towards her boyfriend that was sprawled on the ground.

“Andy!” Amber yelled as two people in their forties came around the corner. One of the security guards started to perform CPR, making Amber shove him.

“Where did you get your degree? The University of Dumbass? You’re making it worse,” Amber hissed and she ran a fingertip over her boyfriend’s chiseled features.

“Hey Goddess,” Andy smiled.

“Don’t you dare move,” She told him and he smiled and then winced.

“I’m a nurse’s kid, remember?” He reminded her and she rolled her eyes.

“A nurse’s son that should’ve known better,” the woman spoke up, before walking up to the couple and gently placing her fingertips on his lower chest, checking for broken ribs.

“Andy, really?” The man asked when the woman nodded.

“Chris, did you call EMS?” She asked and the man nodded.

“Yes dear. Dispatch said they’d be here in less than ten minutes,” Chris responded.

It was then that the lightbulb went off in Amber’s head.

“So tell me about your parents?” Amber had asked Andy one night when they had just gotten back to the apartment she shared with Ella.

“Their names are Chris and Amy and live in Cincinnati. My dad was actually our roadie, manager, and literally everything under the sun up until recently,”

“Really?” Amber had been shocked. Not that she couldn’t picture her own dad doing the same. But he’d always just offer to pay for a few roadies.

“You must be Amber,” Amy smiled at the woman kneeling on her son’s other side, who smiled.

“Yes ma’am,”

“I thought you were joking kid,” Chris murmured to his son who laughed, and then groaned.

“Chris, take Amber and lead EMS over here please?” Amy asked and Amber stood up and jogged to where she could hear commotion.

“Well this is a hell of a way to meet my son’s girlfriend. I’m Chris. You know I thought he was pulling my chain when he said that he was dating Tommy Lee’s daughter,” Chris laughed as Amber cleared the way for EMS.

“I just hope he didn’t hurt himself too bad,” Amber told the man that would become her father in law.

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Andy Meeting Heather and Tommy

TW: None

Summary: Dating a Rock Legend’s daughter is all fun until you have to meet said legend.

A/N: I originally wasn’t gonna pick this gif, but it looks like he is like “YESS!”

“Dad, you know the guy I’ve gone out with? The rocker?” Amber asked her dad.

“Yeah, how’s that gone? You haven’t told me much Princess,”

“It’s going really good. So good that I want to have him meet you and mom. I already cleared it with her,”

“Your mom wants to have dinner at the same table as me?” Tommy laughed. They managed to keep everything as civil as possible for Amber’s sake, but there were definitely words that needed to be said between the two since their last fight. When Tommy was busted being out with a porn star and Heather filed for divorce.

“Yes. And I talked to Pam. The boys will be with her tonight, and uncle Nikki said there’s no band practice. But you’re to tell him everything.” Amber shook her head and laughed.

“I swear dad, you two are like teenagers,”

A glint of mischief flashed in Tommy’s eyes.

“Sweetheart, you have no idea how wrong you are, we were so much worse,” he laughed and then got serious.

“Obviously, this means a lot if you did all the legwork. You got your mom to agree to this, and talked to Pam about the boys, and the least I could do is meet your boyfriend,” He smiled. Lately, his daughter had a sort of femme fatale attitude.

When Nikki and Tommy brought it up to Nikki’s wife Taylor, she assured them that it was normal. Every woman goes through this phase. They needed to explore the more sexual side of themselves.

If anything was wrong with Amber, Taylor would know. The two grew close when Nikki started seriously dating her when Amber was about 5. Taylor had become a second mother figure to the young woman. Especially during the divorce.

But this wasn’t a typical femme fatale scenario. Tommy could tell that at least.

He now knew what his own parents saw when he was head over heels in love. Tommy was glad that his fucked up relationships when she was growing up didn’t take the hopeless romantic trait from his daughter.

“Thanks Dad,” Amber gave her dad a big hug, one that Tommy sunk into. He treasured these moments with his daughter. When he felt like he was hugging his little girl again. But, no matter how big she got, she’d always be his little girl.

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“It’ll be fine babe,” Andy coaxed over the phone while Amber finished getting ready. Her mom wasn’t who she was worried about. Amber had talked to her mom a lot about Andy. Heather hadn’t seen Amber be so in love with a boyfriend before, and naturally, she wanted as many details as possible.

What worried Amber was her dad. The tabloids have been comparing Andy’s band to Mötley Crüe since their beginning.

Admittedly, they took a huge inspiration from them. But, with Andy penning Nikki’s last name during the very beginning of his career, she didn’t know how her dad was going to react. Uncle Nikki was the brother her father didn’t have. Not that he didn’t love having Athena as his little sister, but there was a brother bond he didn’t have with anyone besides Nikki. So, he naturally was protective over him, just like with Athena.

“Don’t be surprised if we see my uncle Nikki sitting in the corner spying,” Amber laughed nervously.

“And that would be fine by me.” He told her, getting ready himself.

Dating a legend’s daughter was nerve wracking, but he could handle it. But had someone told him five years ago that he would date a beautiful woman that also referenced his biggest musical hero as “uncle Nikki”, he would’ve been bouncing off the walls.

“You don’t know my uncle Nikki,” Amber laughed, picturing her uncle grabbing a chair and doing a good cop bad cop routine with her dad.

“I hope I will. But, anyway, babe. Just relax. Dinner will be fine. You already got your parents to sit at the same table, which seems like the hard part,”

The couple arrived at the restaurant a few minutes early.

“For Lee,” Amber spoke to the hostess. Her brown curls were curled to perfection. Andy was dressed respectfully, but without sacrificing his style. Leather jacket over a nice button up and expensive jeans that fit him perfectly.

“You look great baby,” Amber whispered as the host led them to the table where Heather was already sat.

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Daddy’s Kitten- Amber/Andy Biersack

Summary: After the Hit List Reveal goes south, Andy needs to make it up to his wife. But what happens when Amber decides to be a brat to her already jealous husband?

Read part 1 here

Warnings: Smut ahead, mature language, Dom/Sub, and orgasm denial

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My #1 post of 2022

Dirty at Download

Requested by @youlightmeupfinn. More specifically Tipsy!Taylor

Summary: After Black Veil Brides’ set at Download 2022, Andy decides he’s got some pent up energy that he needs to get out. Luckily, the kids’ godfather is now free since the set is over.

Photos taken from Andy’s insta

TW: Smut, slight degradation, cursing, bondage (Very slight, but I still wanna throw that warning out there)

A/N: I haven’t written smut in so fucking long. So some constructive criticism is definitely welcome 😊

Andy had just finished Black Veil’s set at Download, and he had energy he needed to get out.

His jeans had tightened halfway through his set when he ran off stage for a second to get some water and give his wife and kids kisses.

There was one bit of Amber left from her hoe days. And that was the ability to make men want her with only a kiss.

“Hey Jake, CC, you mind keeping an eye on the kids for a bit?” Andy asked and CC chuckled and Jake shook his head. They both knew damn well why they needed to babysit.

“Yeap. Bring me my godchildren,” Jake laughed and Andy walked to where he saw his beautiful wife and 2 of his 3 kids standing side stage throughout the set.

They had left Rose with Tommy and Brittany while the couple was in England for Download. Especially with her only being a few months old, it would be best if she was left home for this year’s and next year’s festivals.

When he finally got to his wife, she was smiling as their kids were air playing music as the stagehands were getting ready for the next act and rock music played over the speakers.

“Hey guys, Uncle Jake and Uncle CC want to play with you guys,” Andy told them and then he noticed his drummer coming up to them.

“I’ve been sent to collect some rugrats,” he told them and scooped Tommy in his arms and held his hand out for Addy to take. With the amount of people here, Andy wouldn’t be able to have alone time with his missus if either of their kids got lost.

“UNCLE CC!” Addy yelled and instead of taking his hand, she attached herself to his long legs.

“So we’re gonna take Uncle CC for a ride instead?” He laughed, earning a nod from Addison. Tommy rested his head on the drummer’s chest, too content and a little tired to ride uncle CC’s legs like his big sister.

“Well I’m pretty sure the guys didn’t want to immediately babysit after your guys’ amazing set. Am I sensing you had something to do with this?” Amber asked, a smirk on her lips and batting her long eyelashes once the kids were out of earshot.

“Yeah, I want you now,” he spoke lowly in her ear before placing either hand on her sides, blocking her in with his arms and body. His teeth taking her earlobe between them.

A gasp left Amber’s lips before she bit down on her bottom lip to keep from moaning in public.

“C’mon kitten,” he stood eye to eye with her and Amber’s smirk deepened.

“Lead the way rockstar,” she told him, taking his large hand in hers. The same hands that would delicately hold their children could make her scream in pleasure.

Andy led them to his dressing room. Once Amber made it through the door, he turned around, pressing her body against the door, and roughly grasping her chin in his hands and bringing his lips down to her and bringing her into a kiss that screamed that he meant business.

He took her bottom lip between his teeth and sucked. Amber pressed her body on the door, using the door to support her weight as she brought her legs up to wrap around her husband’s waist.

“Learn that in dance class?” He asked her when he broke the kiss. His oceanic eyes were barely discernible from his pupil as it consumed the blue with lust.

Amber smirked.

“Maybe,” she told him and he walked backwards towards one of the couches in the dressing room, flipping them so Amber’s back laid on the couch, and bringing his lips down to her neck that she bared as soon as she saw his eyes lock on it. Andy’s skillful lips pressed into his wife’s sweet spot and a moan left her mouth and she tightened her grip on his waist.

“Did I say you could tighten your legs? Nah fuck that, open your gorgeous legs for me kitten,” he demanded and Amber closed her eyes in delight as she felt heat travel down her body and looking at her core.

“Yes daddy,” she purred and spread her legs as wide as she could with skinny jeans on. Before she could completely open them, Andy’s hands stopped her.

“Let’s see what you have on for me,” Andy unbuttoned the jeans to reveal a lacy black and red thong. Andy’s cock tightened even more, if that was even possible, behind his skinny jeans.

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Do you remember much from high school? Honestly, not really. Where would you go for the ultimate honeymoon? Some nice beach resort. Can you access the roof of the building you live in? I can’t, no. Do you know anyone who has a strong accent that is hard to understand? Yes. If you had to get a tattoo tomorrow, what would you get? I’ve wanted to get ‘free bird’ since I was like 18, but I’m a big baby.

What was the last podcast you listened to? Do you listen to it regularly? Foolish Mortals. If you’re into Disney stuff, check it out. The hosts are Offhand Disney and Disney Dan on YouTube. Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist, and why do you think this is? Like I always say, I’m Miss Pessimist. I blame it on the depression and anxiety, but also I’ve been through some rough stuff and that causes me to worry. When was the last time you moved house? A little over a decade. Have you ever held a gun? Did you fire it? I have. I went to a shooting range once with some friends. Do you like simple questions or deep questions that make you think? I like a mix of both. Sometimes the questions are too deep and I don’t feel like getting into it or spending much time thinking about it. I just like being able to elaborate more than just simple responses. How long have you been using Bzoink? For about a year. When was the last time you threw up? Why were you sick? A few weeks ago. I had taken my first dose of my new antidepressant and one of the common side effects during like the first week is nausea. Are you on a first-name basis with your boss? (or last boss if unemployed) I’ve never had a job. What brand is your laptop or computer? Apple. Would you ever wear a bright orange shirt? Sure. What was the last thing you wrote in a word document? I have no idea, it’s been so long since I’ve used Word or Google Docs. Who do you miss and what do you miss about them? I miss my grandparents who passed away. My grandma and I were really close and spent a lot of time together. What were the best and worst costumes you've ever worn? I like the Lucy Ricardo and Alice costumes the best. Do you know anybody who is gay and married? No. What did you last take painkillers for? I have chronic back pain and also pain from other things. Are there any hobbies you want to get back into? Not hobbies, but activities such as being able to go to the movies and going shopping. I miss those things. Have you ever shared a home with a friend? No. What's the craziest or weirdest place you've ever slept? I haven’t slept anywhere crazy or weird. What did you have for lunch today and who made it? I haven’t had lunch yet, it’s 12:46AM. Do you believe in anything supernatural like ghosts or ghouls? I believe in spirits. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Like four. That’s about the most I get. :/ Are you allergic to anything? How did you find out? Yeah, tangerines. I had tried a smoothie that had some in there and they were the only fruit out of the others I’ve never had before so I assume that’s what it was that caused the reaction. What's your favourite Thai dish? I’ve never had Thai food. Do you have any alarms set? What time and what for? No. What are you going to do when this survey is over? Watch some YouTube videos and scroll through Tumblr until I fall asleep. I might even do another survey. Have you ever been on a date with someone you met online? How was it? No. What colour is the rug in your living area? Brown. Do you call it a couch, sofa, lounge or something else entirely? Couch. Who is your favourite character on Friends? I don’t have one, I never could get into that show. When was the last time you used a pair of headphones and what for? It’s been a couple weeks. I haven’t been able to use them because they won’t connect anymore for some reason. :/ Describe the temperature of the area you're in right now. It’s currently 64F. Who was the last very physically attractive person you saw? Alexander Skarsgard on my dash. Have you ever had teppanyaki? No. How long does it take you to get ready before you go somewhere? Nowadays it takes at least an hour, sometimes a little more. Do you find it difficult to get rid of material possessions? I find it hard to get rid of most things. What sort of games do you like to play? I like various board games, video games like Mario Bros, The Sims, hidden object games, some word games, and card games. What was the last candy you ate? I think M&Ms. Have you ever been hit in the face? What's the story? Yeah, with one of the rubber balls in elementary school. Do you know anyone who is deaf? No, but I know a few people who are hard of hearing. Name one thing on your bucket list. Traveling to several different places.

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Rewatch: The Great Doctor, episodes 21-24 (finale)

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This series is also known as Faith.

We've been talking about how the endings to Last Twilight and The Sign were rushed, making it feel like the endings hadn't been supported by what came before. That the series needed to be 12 episodes, when 13 or 14 would have made more sense to land their respective endings, meant that we had less than satisfying endings.

Well, even a 24 episode series can have a rushed ending, and that's what happened with The Great Doctor. Even with that, I loved the series and recommend it, with, of course, content warnings for violence and gory medical stuff.

The one dialog I remember from when I saw the series 5+ years ago was evil Prince Gi Cheol asking the doctor if his malady - unrelenting greed even though he already had everything he could possibly ask for - could be solved in the doctor's world. She said it would be difficult, as many people in the future have the same malady. Gi Cheol refuses to believe her. I misremembered where the dialog happened though, thinking it was near the heaven gate, while actually it happened during Gi Cheol's confinement in the palace dungeon. Not that it matters where it happened.

Spoilers follow.

There's a plot hole that I kept expecting to be filled that never got filled. Doctor You Eun Soo is set to die from a tick poison if she doesn't get some antibiotics or come up with an antidote that doesn't exist in 1350's Goryeo. We saw Dae Man drop a vial of antibiotic in the royal medical office in an early episode. Presumably it's still there under a table somewhere, waiting to be discovered. If they had found it, it would have been far simpler than what actually transpired.

The Doctor attempts a dangerous homeopathic style remedy, using another poison to counteract the first poison. It works, although it requires Choi Young to chew up the remaining fever reducing aspirin and feed it to the doctor mouth to mouth.

Gi Cheol attempts to use the gate and is flung back out. This is where the science part fails - why would Choi Young be able to use the gate and not Gi Cheol?

Yet, in the last 20 minutes, Eu Soo walks right in and finds herself in 2012 Seoul. Why? She's cured her poison. Gi Cheol has frozen to death - presumably for overuse of his powers - and the fire woman and the piper have been slain. She's free to remain in Goryeo. But she doesn't.

She jumps to the future, immediately retrieves stuff from her office, and returns to the wormhole, only to find herself in 1200's Goryeo, solidly part of Yuan. We know from earlier in the series that she becomes a respected doctor there.

Again, why? She doesn't say goodbye to her parents, only grabs a portable video player/projector with a recording of them. And of course, the player runs out of power with no way to recharge.

She also grabs some tools and supplies. The supplies will eventually run out and she won't be able to replace them.

While in the 1200's, she keeps returning to the wormhole site and eventually makes it back to 1350's Goryeo, five years later, coming upon Choi Young at the tree where she last saw him. Of course, she comes without her tools or the recorder, so they remain behind to become relics.

Okay, so if she hadn't left the relics behind, they wouldn't have made it to Gi Cheol, so that Gi Cheol wants her to live rather than die, so I guess they do serve some kind of purpose. But still, this series of events deserved a full episode, not just a rushed 20 minutes.

But would I watch it again? Damn sure I would.

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