A tale of Ba Sing Se.

Anyway ive been thinking about this all day theres something truly beautiful about the way love echoes

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

name them. now.

i fucking love comedy derived from Clark Kent's Sexual Awakening. his parents teach him abstinence only sex ed but that's because they literally don't know if he can get people pregnant and if condoms are even effective for Kryptonians. in some versions of canon Clark's ability to handle his powers gets fucked up when his emotions run high, so im just imagining him being like "hey mom and dad i have to go sit in a deserted field where i can't accidentally cause any property damage with a picture of lana lang for absolutely no reason in particular" and they're left there trying to figure out if he just doesn't feel shame on the subject or is legitimately under the impression that they don't know what he's doing out there (its kind of the second one but actually neither, Clark is just under the impression that masturbation is a solely Kryptonian phenomenon because he's never been told otherwise). just endless possibilities

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

Broke: Zuko saying "GRRRR DON'T CALL HER PRINCESS ONLY I CAN CALL HER THAT" about Katara

Woke: Jet saying "GRRRR DON'T CALL HER PRINCESS ONLY I CAN CALL HER THAT" about Zuko

FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

doodles to celebrate toh pilot drop

I love America. "Land of the free", where you can get heavily fined or evicted from your home for not mowing your lawn enough or for growing vegetables in your yard.

HOAs should be illegal and I am 100% serious about that.

u have the same name as my cat

^ this is her btw ^

AHEUGSJFHF THANK YOU SO MUCH... more people should send me cats

She's lovely :]

NPPPP :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @gh0stfaquerie UR NOW OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS LEGALLY HAVE SEX AND IF U CROSSED TJE ATLANTIC DRIVE‼️💯🎉