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godsofhumanity · 1 year

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Thinking about greek x norse and the idea of gods between pantheons dating each other, I present to you...

Apolloki

anon: *comes into my inbox proposing a ship between my most favourite greek guy and my least favourite norse guy*

what did Anon mean by this?????????????

#nooo anon bad ship bad ship #Loki is self-serving. Apollo is a guy who loves deeply and wholly..#he's going to get his heart broken into a million trillion pieces.#with Loki.. i feel you'd never know if he was just using u or if he genuinely meant it..#that would be so awful for someone like Apollo who i feel is very transparent with his emotions..#truly wears his heart on his sleeve. Apollo deserves a billion times better sorryyyyyyyyyy it's a 'definitely not' from me #anon #anonymous #asks

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shankschewtoy · 9 months

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Hey slayer. I've been violently ill lately and thought it be best to turn my misery into your profit, so here's a request for you. May I request the asl trio with an s/o that one night got really really sick?? Like I'm talking throwing up in the toilet, body shaking, feeling like you're going yo die type of thing. Thanks, have a great day and I hope you drink water 👋

a/n - nooo! I’m sorry about that anon :( I hope you feel better soon :) sorry in advance but I somehow make things cracky when they’re supposed to be serious 💀

warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, vomit, comfort

- this guy hasn’t gotten sick once in his entire life, so he doesn’t know what the fuck to do when someone gets sick- (have you seen the way he tried to handle when nami got sick 😭)

- today, you already felt nauseous, sick to your stomach. The thought of eating made you want to throw yourself overboard-

- the rocking waves that shook the boat back and forth only contributed more- you weren’t even sure if this was your sickness, or sea sickness at this point

- maybe both?

- the toilet was your new bestie, the amount of times you threw up in there were countless

- chopper did his best with what meds he had- but nothing really eased the sickness. Your head just kept banging, dizzy from how many times you’ve thrown up

- your captain wasn’t sure what to do- he just kept frantically calling chopper over to see if you were ok.. He knew that maybe his funny antics weren’t going to help you right now

- “Sorry y/n… But I think this is just going to pass tomorrow, hang in there.” -chopper

- You were glad it wasn’t anything serious, but this was horrible

- Don’t you worry, Luffy stayed with you the entire night. He stole a bucket from Sanji for you to throw up in, and tried to tell you funny stories to lighten up your mood

- “Okok- ummmmm. Ok so there was this one time where grandpa kicked me down into a hole at night and-“ (Luffy was abused /with love)

- whenever you tried to sleep, he’d pat your head softly to lull you to sleep, and he tried his VERY hardest not to make any noise

- he ends up making noise but- it’s alright, you still love him (I hope)

- “Y/n! Don’t think about green! Like- don’t think about bushes and stuff! Think about uh… Meat! Wait- no. Uhm….“

- You were getting even more sick at the mention of the color green.. And meat? Luffy no.

- “NO I’M SORRY! DON’T THINK ABOUT MEAT! THINK ABOUT UH- THE SKY? THE GOING MERRY! SUNNY?”

- with him naming random stuff extremely loudly, it was able to distract you from all those gross thoughts, good save Luffy

- you made it through the night (traumatized) but alive. You were glad Luffy was there to stay with you, even though he’s not the best doctor in town lmao

- he loves you, and he’d do anything to make you feel alright :)

- he’s very experienced with almost every sickness, and he’s read about almost every kind of medical book he has in his library

- but nothing prepared him for taking care of the person he loved, because books don’t cover that :)

- you already asked Dragon if you could rest for today, and that alone made sabo so worried. You never had to miss a mission.. This must’ve been really bad

- as soon as the ship docked, sabo sprinted, and I mean SPED towards the headquarters

- my man literally knocked poor koala over on the way 😭

- when he burst through the door like a mad man, he grimaced when he saw how bad you looked

- you were still sitting by the toilet, your face turning green in close intervals

- “Oh hey sabo- how was the m-“ *throws up*

- “Y/N?! ARE YOU OK?!”

- He’s about to faint, but he managed to drag the doctor out from his office, and haul ass back to you for him to check you out

- sabo never knew he could be so tense and anxious, he found out today that he suffered from major anxiety whenever something bad happened to you 😭

- The doctor explained that it was simply a really bad stomach flu, and it would go away by either tomorrow or the next few days

- sabo was glad it wasn’t anything serious! But still, he was worried about you, I mean… You weren’t looking great-

- He tried his best, but whenever you threw up, he felt sick as well- so he comforted you while closing his eyes and covering his ears (he’s trying)

- at one point he had to run off because he threw up too 💀 probably from both feeling horrible because you were going through this. And also, he’s scared of vomit unfortunately

- just because he’s scared doesn’t mean he’s not going to stay with you 24/7! He’s sitting with you, giving you whatever you ask and need

- he tries to talk about anything except vomit and the color green lmao- but he somehow finds a way to get back to it??

- “Yeah on the mission today- we were freeing some of our comrades and one of them- his name’s Steve. He was wearing this AWFUL green shirt and I swear-!” *throws up*

- “I’M SORRY- FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID PLEASE.”

- this poor man is dying, but trying 👍

- like Luffy, this guy has never been sick. EVER

- but he’s an expert at sensing whether or not you’re feeling ok- it’s kinda creepy

- it’s like he knows if a sneeze is coming, and he says bless you early 0-0

- this time, he didn’t catch it since he was off the ship, kicking marine ass on an island

- when he got back, you were- let’s just say.. You’ve been better.

- Whitebeard was worried, and Marco took a look at you right away. No one was as worried as Ace though, this poor guy was on fire, quite literally

- he kept accidentally setting things on fire around him from how worried he was!

- “Ace, don’t panic. Stay calm.” -Whitebeard

- “I AM CALM.”

- no he is not calm at all

- Marco told you that this would just have to pass normally, and he could only give you some anti-nausea meds

- when ace could finally go into your room, he was asking every single question known to man

- “Baby are you ok? You need water? Hugs? Food? A bucket? Meds? Blanket? Marco to turn into a fluffy bird and for you to hold him in your hand?”

- “…what?”

- let’s just say if you need something, he’s on it

- whenever you throw up, he’s like- cheering you on?

- “Great job! Get all that nasty stuff out! You got this!”

- I mean. It helped I guess 💀

- he’ll give you cuddles, hugs, anything to help you fall asleep and get through the night

- you finally fell asleep on him after a couple hours

- but this poor dude needed to pee so bad at around 3am. But the thought of waking you up, only for you to start throwing up again made him so sad..

- he didn’t want you to have to go through it again if you didn’t have to!

- so he sucked it up, and held it until you woke up at 7

- “Oh hey ace.. I feel a lot better now, thanks for staying.”

- “Oh my gosh that’s great! But give me like- 10 seconds I have to pee so fucking bad-!”

- my man SPED to the bathroom, leaving a literal trail of fire 💀💀💀

- he was in there for a while 😭

a/n - ace is so sweet 🥹

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wulfhalls · 4 days

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I’m not gonna block you, lmao womb to tomb on the worst ships ever 💜

(Also are people srsly giving you grief for shipping fall out deadpool and the protag???)

i had outraged antis in my asks too these past few days. i guess lucy x cooper is way too weird and wrong for some. i mean, it is a 200 years age gap enemies monsterfucker ship so it's not exactly mild i guess, but i can't wait for s2 of incest show to give them an aneurysm 🙂

oh no anonymous said that i am a bad person for shipping immoral ship nooo i don't wanna be a bad girl i should get cleansed!

i hope you blocked that anon who can't tell the difference between reality and fiction. those types are the lost cause.i also hope that walton goggins as the ghoul and ella purnell as lucy maclean fuck raw style in a fictional tv show called fallout 💞

not to worry guys I'm a veteran of the jonsa trenches a lil anon hate is like a treat to me! a silly lil snack! back in the day those bitches went for the throat and they meant it! real psychological warfare shit and it was great! we used to have real human interaction back then a real connection. this doesn't even register lol

#asks #ladywyl

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real-total-drama-takes · 7 months

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Would it be ok to send multiple take in one message? I have too many thoughts

1 I definitely feel like Shawn has some sort of mental disability because of his paranoia of zombies…..I want him on medication/j

2 speaking of disorders, Trent’s ocd and Mike did while horribly butchered, is ok nice to see? Like representation yay! But also nooo bad representation…

3 jasmine I love you but a flowetshop/cage fight store is such a horrible business idea. Pls just do one or the other

4 images the in world memes and discourse the show would have between its fan….both of fun and world building..

5 do you think the lasted gen characters (2023) would have kin or shipping fights with each other?

Umm may I pls be tagged as 🦑 anon? Thanks. :)

Ps mod Courtney I hope you have a good day :)

.

#squidnon #total drama #td shawn #td jasmine #tw ableism ment #total drama 2023

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dearweirdme · 10 months

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I think some shippers are going overboard now. They’re starting to get peakboy’s attention just coz he was caught watching taekooker’s post/story on ig. Now taennies and jikookers are trying to get his attention, too. It’s embarrassing! They should leave shipping to themselves! Taekookers should stop getting taekook’s friends involved. It’s really embarrassing! 😩

Hi anon!

Oh nooo, that is so embarrassing 😑. It’s bad enough people are trying to get Tae and Jk to react, but involving friends and family is so bad.

#taekook #fandom shenanigans

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aemiron-main · 2 years

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so true Mike is SO much softer with El than he is with Will. lucky for us the last season even provided us with evidence by giving us parallel scenes :)

conversation right after bad blood with El: "you can't even say you love me" "... uhm -> *genuinely baffling attempt at gaslighting, just keep denying it lie lie lie oh god she has written proof fuckkk*

conversation with Will right after bad blood: "nooo, it wasn't your fault i was being such an idiot" "i didn't say that" "you didn't have to :))" -> Will is such a bad influence on him, he even forgot to utilize his gaslight gatekeep girlboss powers here he just demonstrated to us :(

as we can see from this evidence. Mike is so soft with El, he really treats her the best wow (get my girl out of this relationship oh my god)

LITERALLY!!! LITERALLY!!!! YOU'RE SO RIGHT ANON AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT!! it's so funny to me how byler HAS the dynamic that milkvans want their ship to have!!!! el deserves to be in a relationship where she isn't being lied to, and even more than that, deserves full independence.

#stranger things

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someoneimsure · 1 year

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Hello.. I dunno where to start with this but I need some advice if you’re willing to give it. When I just joined the site around a year ago, I had nooo clue about internet safety or warning signs or even what an anti or a pro shipper was. I barely knew how tumblr worked basically. I had always identified as asexual after hearing its definition from a friend a few years ago, so I didn’t know that would be a problem on the internet, either (spoiler alert: it was) basically when I was very new to both tumblr and the whole fandom experience I kind of accidentally fell into a really, reallyyyy bad, toxic subsection of fans because those were the blogs recommended to me by tumblr 😭 none of them identified them as antis (didn’t know what that was) but said if you were proship not to follow them, which I also didn’t know what that was, so I just followed them anyway. When I had like ~35 followers some biggish account follows me back and starts acting veryyyy buddy-buddy. Sliding into messages, trying to pressure me for personal information like my name, age, and selfie. I said a fake name and my real age but refused a selfie because of internet safety and made me feel guilty for it.. they also reblogged a bunch of reblog bait CONSTANTLY like ‘what color are your eyes?’ ‘What hair texture are you?’ ‘What’s your skin color?’ And tagged me in it. I was dumb and participated in it but now I feel sick that they were manipulatively trying to figure out what I looked like. They also tagged me in several little ask games where you also tag your other mutuals at the end of it, that will be important later. Basically, they literally OUT OF THE BLUE went on several long, longggg, vitriolic rants about how much they absolutely despised asexual people, how we are single handedly oppressing gay people and trying to ban gay sex, how we want to be oppressed so badly, how straight we ‘basically’ are, how much asexual headcanons annoyed and disgusted them in fandom, etc. mind you, I had my sexuality in my bio at the time. I was very meek and naive (this was only a year ago lmao how times change) and decided to respond to the rants in the morning about how they made me feel. Went to bed, woke up, found out I had been softblocked on the false assumption that I was a dirty hidden proshipper because I had reblogged from someone with a username like antis solve nothing or something idk, again didn’t know what that was but actually was following them for their niche fandom meta, I learned later what the whole fandom shipping stuff was and don’t feel one way or another about it but am starting to think it was just an excuse to softblock me since she knew I was asexual lmao. Also how do I know she softblocked me for this? She made a post about it and called me a cockroach which… wow, where have I heard that one before… (I’m Jewish btw so if I’ve become accustomed to being compared to a bug) But this is all just backdrop. I blocked them and moved on with my life because tbh I don’t really give a fuck one way or another, but I started to receive death threats periodically from makeshift side blogs, occasionally from anonymous as well. They always say the same thing and I only get them once in a great while, so just going off that, there’s no way I’d be able to find out who actually sent them… except that the death threats also targeted my mutuals. Specifically, the mutuals who I tagged in the little ask games I was asked to participate in by the toxic mutual. So that’s why I think it’s them, and it’s honestly scary how far they’ve gone to circumvent my various blocks (I must’ve blocked them like 11 different times now) and ig. I dunno what to do. Or even if it is actually them. But I have a strong suspicion it is. What do you think?

I am so sorry you experienced that anon! I agree with your suspicion. This is very typical anti behavior. You’ve accidentally become their hyperfixation, and now they are stalking you.

There are ways to solve this problem without deleting your blog, but your friends might have to change their urls so they are no long being linked back to the ask game. (I assume the stalker in this scenario has reblogged the ask game already. Unfortunately, your solution is going to be complicated because changing your url will not prevent them from finding you.)

For all of your friends, I recommend blocking the stalker, changing your urls, and then all of you doing this:

Turn off anon. You can do this from the app and from the web browser. In the latter, it’s located under Edit Appearance.

Turn on invisibility. This is located in the web browser version under Edit Appearance at the way bottom.

Wait a month before switching back.

This is the bare minimum measure to prevent and avoid being harassed on tumblr. It is not foolproof, but it will force the cowards to think twice before harassing you. If they continue to harass you, they won’t be on anon when they do it and it will give you more credibility when you report them to tumblr for spam and harassment. (Though I don't believe I have ever seen the staff do anything about it... hellsite <3.)

There is a more complicated way to solve this problem, but it’s a headache. It involves deleting your blog.

If the above doesn't stop them from harassing you, or worse they come back to harassing you after a month, you may have to delete your blog. I would need to do a little more research before I can say how to do so without losing your url. Some sources say you can't use your url after 24 hours of changing or deleting a blog, but that has not been my experience with switching accounts. As far as I know, you will have to be very vigilant and fast to grab your url again. I am hoping to find some way to avoid that though.

Fortunately, tumblr has an export/import ability on the web browser so at least your posts can be saved and recovered. The same cannot be said for followers, following, and liked posts, so if you must take this option you will need to at least save the names of all your mutuals so you can follow them when your blog is up again.

#asks #anon #i am avoiding certain tags because i know the kind of people who lurk in them #i will also be disabling reblogs for this post for the same reason #if you need this information in the future please save a link or take a screenshot #thank you for the ask! and stay safe!

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petphantoms · 3 months

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hi I'm the anon from earlier. clarifying that scott isn't aro and i was referring to it being a headcanon I've seen alongside these types of interpretations, my bad on the wording there. and thank you for sharing your thoughts, I'd hate to get into like "shipping discourse" or anything so i hope the original message wasn't too idk pessimistic or aggressive about it, i was really frustrated at the time and the whole thing was really rubbing me the wrong way (so i might have been a little less charitable in my observations). I love discussions around interpretations and fanon and aus of this kind of thing and i think your input is thoughtful and interesting! sorry for dragging it out onto this one random blog though i do feel a little bad about it, you seem cool though

lol nooo! i love to talk! and aah that makes sense.. as a headcanon, and then pairing them together... that deffo rubs me wrong. and espec if he was aro irl, right, thats a totally different can of worms.. idk how to explain myself there but ty for the clarification!

i mean to be completely honest, i made the post bc i was asking. i was frustrated with it too, because my exposure to scott in the fandom had only been negative, so it was just not sitting right with me. now that im learning my way around i definitely am finding more folks that share interpretations similar to myself (or they just post silly shit and thats all i want anyway), and its not as like. im realizing. oh thank god, not everyone is doing that, but it was still so weird scary to walk in on...

100% if you want to chit chat or something about this stuff feel free to keep sending anons or even message the blog? i can dm you with my main or something if you go off anon and tell me you want that, lol. im open to really any shipping discourse i guess not because im a discourse person (i dont rly like discourse ngl) but because i do have an interest in what makes people see things the way they do, and i like discussions where i can throw my own hat into the ring and either learn things or feel like im engaging with others thoughtfully instead of passively.

i am 100% open to hearing your thoughts and or bitching, i wont say im staunchly anti a!fh, because truth be told i just dont have enough stake in it to care (and those who did explain themselves to me didnt seem to have poor intentions in mind, and it was just an interpretation! which was nice), but i am definitely.. not someone whos going to partake in it myself, lol...

i feel like i just rambled in a circle here but. don't feel bad for talking abt it, i opened the door myself, and 100% i love to chat so if you have more to say im all ears! we dont have to agree to have a discussion, hehe (: -🍄

#mod mooshroom #in the mines #asks

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vadergf · 2 years

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Do u think dream is a weirdo for allowing ships in the fanfic contest /gen coz this is the first time we're getting any recognition and people treating it as a joke is making me kinda sad

Nooo anon it's literally all jokes I think it's pretty cool hes allowing a wide range of authors to get recognized ☹ and please don't let others in the fandom make you feel bad. This is a really good opportunity and you shouldn't feel weird about it because of some jokes

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themountainsays · 2 years

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i've skimmed your blog and you seem like a nice person, but i was just wondering why do you ship incest? normally i'm against it but in this ask i'm completely neutral btw

Hey there!! Thank anon you're so nice ajsjdjsn

Ahhh i'd usually link you to a longer post I made about it but my stupid search function isn't functioning so i'll just paraphrase.

A. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. If you're involved in the discourse then you know the popular arguments. Ships don't reflect real morals, fantasy matters less than reality yada yada yada plus I just have the validation of some of the most important authors of my region writing about incest and if everyone loves them so much then it can't be too bad.

B. Sometimes I think two characters who are family look cute together. I'm a hopeless romantic so yes i admit i like to shoehorn romance everywhere. One of my OCs is married to the untouchable element of air. I just think it's fun

But mostly, it's the story of something that looks ugly, dangerous and scary and thinks it's ugly and dangerous and scary, coming to be accepted and loved (OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: I'm talking about fake fantasy incest, real incest is wrong). I love the romanticism of the little red riding hood falling in love with the wolf, and the wolf understanding that there is good in him. I like how the unconditionality of family love comes into play. I love the shame and fear that comes with the secret coming into light. I love the forgiveness, not only from other characters to the wolf but the wolf learning to love himself. I'm not projecting my internalized homophobia pfff nooo why do you say.

Obviously it's a very loose and disfigured idea of what incest actually is. But as I imagine it, it's like one of those edgy sad girls in those John Green style books saying shit like "i wish i could be a bird so I could fly far away from this shit town". Sure, turning into a bird and flying sounds cool on paper, but if you think about it for more than a second you'll know you don't really want to turn into a bird. It would suck. And maybe you write a story about how much it sucks to be turned into a bird like idk that will smith spy movie idk i didn't watch it. But maybe you want a huge romantic magical story about the fantastic miracle of turning into a bird and flying to your freedom as if you came from a Gabriel García Márquez book. It's not realistic, but it can carry a deep, painful and unconventional beauty that you don't find everywhere.

Of course it's not everyone's cup of tea! I tag everything as well as i can because I have followers who don't like that content and somehow they still tolerate me and I'm so grateful for them.

I just like the type of story that (fantasy) incest can tell.

#Incest cw #la llama que llama #that's the tag i use for when ppl ask me about these things #idk if it works tho because tumblr is stupid #llama pronounced as shama btw #thank you anon for being so nice and respectful!

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river-bottom-nightmare · 4 years

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For some reason BirdFlash gives me the look like nerds but are actually jocks vibe while JayRoy are the look like jocks but are actually nerds vibe. TimKon is the classical jock + nerd and since this came to my mind I can't unsee

At first sight, birdflash gives off STRONG nerd vibes. wally’s actually known throughout the school for his science achievements, trophies, and awards. you don’t stand a chance against him in the science fair, don’t even try. and dick went to a fancy rich prep school where he scored some of their highest grades. just because he doesn’t like school doesn’t mean he isn’t good at it. and whenever they see each other in civvies, wally’s chattering on about this experiment he’s doing for fun and it seems like dick actually understands what he’s talking about, not just nodding along. and with a single visit to wally’s school, he revolutionized the tech department with a few careless suggestions. but really, that’s just their individual interests. wally might like science, but his entire life is running. he trains and trains, both with and without the speedforce. along with being trapped in that thing for years, wally’s pretty sure the reason he’s the fastest speedster is because of his strict track and cross-country training. and no matter what the circumstances, dick’s always happiest when he’s in the air. he possesses a natural athleticism that leaves others in awe along with skills finely honed to perfection for years that very few others could even hope to achieve. the two of them are long and lean and strong, and are in complete control over their bodies. they play different sports for fun, give each other leg warmers, socks, and water bottles for holidays, and go on early morning runs. the two of them are sports culture to the max (i actually made a post about that here)

now jayroy give off just the jock vibe, maybe even running into punk territory. first of all, lets get this out of the way: BICEPS. two of the biggest pairs of guns you’ll ever see, i swear. roy’s got a cocky smirk and he wears threadbare tank tops with dumb slogans on them and he never takes that trucker hat off. he makes his way into the basketball game going on at the courts on the bad side of town with a laugh. he squares up his fists for a fight any time there’s a hint of action. his nose is crooked from all the times its been broken and reset. not to mention his tattoos. and yes, roy loves lian with his entire heart and cares for her with everything he has, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was a teenager. now jason, jason just looks the part. he’s huge, and built like a goddamn brick wall. those muscles gotta be used for something, right? he’s always wearing those fingerless gloves, but his knuckles are constantly bruised anyway. you stop and take a double take anytime you see him when his lip isn’t split. almost everyone’s seen him with a gun. but he also spends his free time reading literary classics. his bookshelf is crammed full of old paperbacks, with everything from Frankenstein to Wuthering Heights to Farenheight 459 to The Importance of Being Earnest. The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy is a guilty pleasure of his. And he’s not just flipping through them either. no, he reads them. poking plot holes and other criticisms faster than a bullet. character analyzations sharper than his jawline. a lecture about the problem with many contemporary and modern novels longer than his dick. yea, jason devours those novels, and can tell you about all of them. as for roy, he’s inventive. always tinkering, always fiddling with a piece of tech, always creating. whether it be a new set of trick arrows or a coffee machine that spits out poison darts of a toaster that has 56 settings or a goddamn bazooka. he loves building stuff with his own two hands, a messy bun on his head, grease on his face, goggles shoved over his eyes as whatever he’s making sparks to life in his hands, bested only by the strike of pure creative passion in his eyes. textbook definition mechanic and geek, and we love him for it.

timkon is definitely the classic jock + nerd pairing. the only problem is that they always switch which is which. kon drapes his spiked leather jacket over tim’s shoulders when he’s cold, and later on at football games, tim cheers kon on wearing kon’s varsity jacket. but tim dropped out of high school because he has “better things to do” while kon just genuinely enjoys learning about stuff. kon does need help with his homework, so he calls tim, who always gives kon the math formulas he forgot the empirical formula of a compund that he doesn’t feel like calculating while simulaneously working on a couple other cases (he bounces his theories for a certain homicide off kon). but half of tim’s closet is made of sports jerseys for his favourite teams that he wears completely unironically even though they practically dwarf him, and he drags kon to all of their games while cheering and hollering, screaming at the tv when he can’t be there live,,,,and it’s not just one sport,,,,,nooo he’s got a good many he’s completely emotionally invested in. tim steals kon’s shirts so often that he just starts giving them to him, and dear god there’s almost nothing kon loves more than seeing tim wearing his clothes, looking tiny and misleadingly delicate and his. but tim carries around a skateboard and uses it practically 24/7, and one afternoon was spent teaching kon how to use the thing, including lots of laughing and falling over and steadying hands on waists, before a break at an ice cream parlour was followed by a sugary kiss. so yea, timkon is jock + nerd culture, with both of them being the jock and the nerd (also sorry anon i know you were thinking of kon being the jock and tim being the nerd, and honestly that’s how i usually view it too, its just this particular idea popped into my head and i had to write it) (also for timkon, i usually go for skate culture, and my hc for that is here)

ok wow this got a lot longer than i expected. i was shooting for a couple lines about my ships, and ended up with a whole new hc list instead. ooooof. tag list: @comicsandhoney @birdy-bat-writes @astroherogirl @anothertimdrakestan

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gotham--fc · 2 years

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😂😂 and nooo that’s devastating do they play any more you can watch?

Tbf most euro jerseys are Nike yall North Americans need to design cool stuff, like I can’t get over how stupidly bad the USA jersey is like even just using the crest would be better. And Canada make the leaf spicy plz I beg or have like an alternate that was like the outline of Canada or like your national animal or coat of arms or something (I looked it up and u have the same as the U.K. but u get what I mean).

Clarky is ready to riot at a given second and we love that. I vibe with that but I annoy people more by whacking thier stick and going either nice stick or hey hey we have the same stick it’s nice isn’t it 😂🤷‍♀️ I never got a reply until a game I played at the weekend where the dude at face off went omg yeah😂😂🤷‍♀️. All my games are just chaos lol I feel like I have too much chaotic annoying energy to play sometimes lol. Like I had a scrim and blocked a shot with my head (I was ok there’s nothing up there) and then was ready to do it a second time and my mate was like 🤨.

😂😂 yeah maybe just get a plain then. I really want a Canada one but u lads don’t ship across the pond :(. Which Canada one you looking at?

Ik it’s a big thing in the states but I don’t think I’ve ever heard it at any U.K. sports game except the international game I went to and that was after the game when we won. And no we never listened to the anthem at school, tbf I get u with saying it would be irritating and making it seem to mean less cause it’s payed so much , the idea (more so like the pledge in usa than a anthem) freaks me out though like listening to them and reciting and that in school from like ages 3-18 gives me very bad vibes/ makes me a lil un easy . (Ik I’m being irrational there but 😬😂🤷‍♀️). Feel free to correct/ teach me on this tho cause if it’s it’s for like a really important reason (like it’s understandable for remeberance day and all days like that )that I don’t know and I’m like nah that makes me feel un easy if feel bad lol.

Yeah I agree the Olympic ones are boss and the colours in the remeberance is cool.🏒

Also realise I call you bro or lad a lot idk why I do lol lmk if u want me to not 😂

Okay anon I’m going to answer your original ask but include your follow up replies

I think it was only a one day tournament so there’s no more games 😔 but honestly I don’t think I can go any at this point I’m so busy with school, exams start next week

You know what so true bestie I’ve been putting too much hate on Nike, this is all on the head people of the teams, I just hate, I keep saying this, I hate jerseys that are boring, and I know that boring jerseys are safe and in business you don’t want to go crazy and have people hate them and not buy them, which is why I don’t think that Canada will ever get rid of the leaf because people would boycott patriotic Canadians are that crazy, but the us adding eagles like you know the patriots would go crazy over it they’d eat that shit up

(Also Canada has the same coat of arms as the uk because we still think of ourselves as a colony we’re still in the commonwealth because all the loyalists came here after the American revolution and never left)

That’s the one thing I love about hockey is how scrappy it gets and how everyone is like okay bodies on the line 😂 except I don’t like it when mpp takes a slap shot off the neck and has to miss a game but I digress

Do we not ship internationally? That’s annoying, I haven’t been hating on hockey Canada enough then, I hate places that don’t have international shipping, hockey Canada step up bitch

I don’t even know what one I would get okay that’s not true 😂 you know I love the 2010 jerseys but I think not their most recent one but the one where the leaf is half red half black and has the lil hockey guy in the middle? That one I want that one but not in red very anti Canadian of me 😂 but I think I’d want it in white and yes I’m describing the exact jersey my dad has but it’s too small for him now so I might just steal it from him 😂

I will say with the anthem it wasn’t weird until I learned that not everybody does it, and it is weird to think about objectively like they’re training us to be patriotic, and yes I know it’s “honouring soldiers” but they don’t tell us that, when you ask everyone just says aren’t you proud to be Canadian? Don’t you want to listen to the anthem? Don’t you know people died for this country? (Which lowkey no they didn’t? Most of the wars we fought in were Britain’s wars) and it’s like I don’t listen to the anthem and think yes I’m honouring the troops so I think there’s a better way to do it, and I think honouring the troops is just what they say to make it less weird but it’s weird it’s weird how often we listen to the anthem, we shouldn’t be doing that and no one even listens or pays attention I would literally do my homework from the night before during the anthem or I’d keep walking to class because I’m late, anyways I guess now I’ll find out how many patriots follow me and send me hate over my opinion

Also I’m cool with being called bro or lad or whatever! I’m not picky and I don’t get uncomfortable, but you’re right it’s good to ask but I’m good, I’m fine with being called anything, in my head I just add (gender neutral) after nicknames so it’s all good

And I’ll ask, I think I’ve called you dude before is that okay or do you want me to use something else? I mean it gender neutral but you can request something else if you’d like

#asks #anonymous #hockey anon #honestly don’t feel bad about questioning the anthem stuff #it’s weird and not even in a lowkey way

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stabbylambchop · 3 years

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i ship penny with billy lenz a lil bit ngl 😔 even just platonically i think they’re sooooo cute 💓💗💞💖

YO PLATONIC SHIP FUCK YEAH ANON YOU GOT BIG BRAIN

Nooo for real tho, she would be so great with him like she had been through probably one of the most traumatic things you can go through, so Billy acting up? Disassociating? In a rage? Switching between like three different voices in a conversation amongst himself? None of that will scare her off, and she's physically a (tiny) beast.

Billy needs someone who can't be riled up by his episodes or taunting, someone who could be called the most vulgar shit and just Not Care.

Everyone leaves Billy when he's angry...they leave leave leave...why won't they stay? Why won't they stay with Billy? Why won't they stay when it's loud? It's too loud, TOO LOUD, he's angry now, angry, ANGRY, ANGRY VIOLENT SOUND, MEAN SOUND, Billy...please make them leave please, Billy doesn't like the shouting, COWARD, FILTHY LITTLE COWARD, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. LOOK AT What-...at what you've-...ah...p-please. Help, where...where have they gone...? So loud and then alone, so quiet, too...too quiet...will Pretty Penny stay? Hugs like soundproofing, like closing the blinds...warm...

She could hold him down from hurting himself or others if need be, and still be there when he comes down and needs comforting and reassurance.

Penny knows how isolating the world can be. She had the reactor room, and then that lead-lined coffin. Billy has the attic. It's all claustrophobic and agoraphobic all at once, everything is too close and loud, or too far, a frustrating and taunting whisper.

(Wow fuck I got way too into it and emotional here hooo weeee my bad)

#PENNY WILL STAND BY BILLY #PRETTY PENNY AND SILLY BILLY #BESTIES FOR LIFE #😭😭😭😫😫😫🥺🥺🥺#anon what the fuck have you DONE #Also I can't write Billy worth shit LMAOOOO #mailbox #penny for your thoughts

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tsukishumai · 3 years

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(feel free to keep this to yourself or delete or whatever ik it's long so if you don't want it to take space on ur blog I get it!!! ❤️❤️❤️)

Ok im the anon from last night and im gonna try to fit my somewhat clear (still mostly jumble) thoughts into one ask! Maybe 2 if i absolutely cannot fit but anyways i went to bed last night thinking “damn idk who i want reader to be with” but uh based on the tiny notes i took when i reread it there is a clear favorite O.O

Anyways im not sure if Bo just doesn’t know that he likes reader or what??? Why is he LITERALLY BRINGING ANOTHER GIRL HOME to presumably sleep with and then act all >:( when reader leaves w kuroo??? Absolutely not !

Also im sorry but the “shes like my sister!” comment absolutely killed me, i remember when that happened to me and i made a BEELINE for the bathroom right afterwards to cry about it lol but speaking of crying!!! Idk how reader kept it together when she was helping Bokuto dress up because seeing someone i like put so much effort into a date with another person would have destroyed me….and then when he spun around and was li e “how do i look?” ABSOLUTELY NOT it would have been OVER for EVERYONE.

AND ALSO the whole assigning colors to people part is so lovely and jehfbrwuifekj im a huge color/number person when it comes to emotions and people because I feel like everyone has their own unique color for them? Sometimes numbers but for me it’s only when i really know the person but anyways this is as much as i can say without going over the limit so in conclusion, i LOVE your series and i’m so excited for future updates and you seem like a really cool person so i’ll hopefully be back in your ask box soon!! Kissies and hugs kjednfkwjef pls have a spooky october!!!

🧡💚🧡💚

Love Galore

i'm not gonna lie i've been keeping this in my inbox FOR DAYSSS BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T STOP RE-READING IT AND I W ANNA KEEP IT FOREVER T-T but i don't want you to think i ignored this sweet message BECAUSE FUCK!

it honestly still BLOWS my mind whenever i get asks like this, because honestly it makes my heart fucking SIIINGGGGG hearing your thoughts about Love Galore!! AND YOU TOOK NOTES I'M ACTUALLY CRYING LMAO I LITERALLY LOVE YOU fsadas but anyway i just have to know, who are you rooting for? lol

HONESTLY Bo is just as confused like he's kinda self-centered you know! not in a bad way, like he's nice and caring to his friends but ultimately everything he does everything for his OWN self interest, and someitmes when ur so tunnel-visioned like that, it's difficult to understand the feelings of those around u!!! cause in a way he only cares about his own? it's kinda contradictory LOL

AND BESTIE IM SO SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOUFFSDA being sister-zoned is absolutely not a curse i would wish upon my worst enemies smh and i have NOOO idea how y/n did i could fucking NEVERRR i'd just tell him like 'go watch a youtube video or something' like SHE DONE HELPED SHIP HER MAN OFF!! UR CRAZY!! but at least she got to spend time with kuroo lmao

im so happy u like that part bc i feel the same way i love associate people with colors ij ust feel like color plays such a big part in our life and i love assigning colors hahah but anywayyyy

THANK YOU SO MUCH from the absolute bottom of my heart for reading and letting me know your thoughts on Love Galore it honestly means a lot to me and i hope i see you in my inbox more ofteenn!!

#anon!#love galore

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bandomslayed · 3 years

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I’m not saying you should focus more on racism, I’m just saying that that’s something that the community as a whole needs to focus on and try to repair, I’m sure they all already know that people don’t like their ships. If that’s an issue, then groups can have a strict age limit. Easy solve. The other things are things that can be taught and learned but with hostility all that’s going to happen is a deeper divide. You said you wanted to argue with people about the things you don’t like that they do in this community. I’m paraphrasing, but why not instead want to educate them. No one will ever react well to feeling like they’re being ridiculed or patronized. People worth spending your time on are the ones you can talk to without it being a shitshow. We’re having a dialogue. I’ve felt this entire time like everything I say, someone is going to search for one thing to deliberately misinterpret or magnify unnecessarily when, if there’s something that they have an issue with, it could be a perfect opportunity to educate me instead of people being hostile. I’m college educated and can think critically, I’m moderately well spoken, I’m open to instructive criticisms and discussing things that aren’t agreed upon so I’m just sort of confused by the fact that what I’m saying is being picked apart by other anons and to a degree, you. You all want to change my mind about age gaps, despite me being with someone older irl and feeling safe and genuinely valued for the first time in a relationship in my life so why do you think that calling my dead grandpa names, redirecting the conversation and then kinda mocking me when I attempt to understand wholly and agree with some of the things you’re saying? That’s not going to convince me or anyone else. It just makes people feel defensive. Reiterating here that I’m not saying YOU specifically need to talk about racism more, and I’m not trying to diminish your experience or anything like that In just saying that those topics (discrimination of any kind, abuse of any kind) in the community are things we should be discussing instead of ships we think aren’t comfortable. I feel uncomfortable with relationships in real life and in rp all the time but that isn’t up to me to say it’s wrong or bad. It’s no ones right to tell any two consenting adults that what they’re doing is wrong. But it is a human right to tell someone when they’re being insensitive, and that’s a flaw in the community that people can be educated on and learn to handle with more sensitivity and knowledge but we’re never going to reach that point if we’re all just hostile and cruel to one another. Also reiterating that I’m not using personal examples to get cred, I just like examples because I think using them shows where I’m coming from so that any person who wants to have a dialogue can have a frame of reference for why my opinions are what they are on any topic. If I’m wrong, or insensitive, or just kinda dumb I want to know that but simply telling me I’m wrong or insensitive or dumb doesn’t teach me how not to me. And this doesn’t just mean me, I mean the whole community. It will never improve if we all just talk about the things we don’t like and give no feasible solutions.

alright i see what you want so let me switch to my white pleaser voice and deliver since you're so keen on being patronizing and in the same breath, acting like me taking what you say "the wrong way" is the problem. in bullet points so next time u come back to keep going at it u can pinpoint exactly what it is i misconstrued because u will do it anyway.

you're asking the community as a whole to care more about racism but you're talking to me who's leading the conversation in the first place. i understand you didn't imply i specifically should care more about it, but you're still using racism to discredit my point of view on age gap relationships being an important topic to discuss as well, and watering it down to just me not liking people's plots when that is not the message.

nobody is telling anyone how to live their lives. im bringing awareness to the fact that this culture is not okay. it's dangerous to our young. it NEEDS to be uncomfortable to you (you, plural) to invite to this so called critical thinking.

im not saying your partner doesn't have a right to be loving or grandpa and grandma had abuse masked as a good relationship. im saying, since it needs to be spelled out with no room for misinterpretation; the culture behind someone 10+ years older finding it completely okay to pursue someone that much younger — especially when we're talking 18 - 30 age range — needs to be looked at more closely. it's not safe in general. do exceptions exist? absolutely, but the whole two consenting adults point is a terrible one to make when at 18, you're considered that when you're still essentially just a child.

a strict age limit, which most groups adopt now, does little to actually prevent age gap relationships within roleplays. moreso, uneven power dynamics within plots being glamorized. my boss is not over 5 years older than me, but he is my boss. kpop boybands don't have age gaps of 10+ years in groups, usually, but there is a leader most times acting like a father figure, not to mention korean culture is heavy on emphasizing age-related hierarchical order, so a literal still wet behind the ears child establishing a romantic connection with someone who is not their equal? dangerous.

now let's halt. i already told you, i don't give a shit about respectability politics. it is not my job to be nice and educate anyone. and i don't mean just on this blog... most of you whites have come to assume and expect, even, that poc will be subservient, docile, and always willing to switch and nicely explain to you why the very core of the way you think about the world because you grew up sheltered w/e is not the whole picture for everyone. the worst part? most of them do. most of them do put their thinking caps on and write these novel worthy, intelligent, respectful, calculated think pieces only for the white in question to turn around and still deem it aggressive, etc. i don't do that. that is labor that most of you do not deserve.

the implication that there are feasible solutions for these problems that don't require for people to literally rework their entire mindset is naive at best. what am i supposed to do? be like nooo don't be racist, racism is bad BECAUSE it hurts people. i think all of you are old enough to know that by now. you definitely have enough internet exposure to know that, even if you grew up in all white sundown town america.

i explain my points. i actually explain my points more than the average person, yet here we are still saying im not doing enough to educate those around me as if it was my responsibility to change the way people think with sugar spice and everything nice so they feel their hand is held and it's safe to make a mistake that will consequently hurt other people as many times as they need to make it to finally grasp the reality of it and be able to just... not do that in the future. when no. no. when you hurt me, im allowed to react emotionally, not intellectually. when im angry and upset and still explaining why, its YOUR job to swallow it down and listen to what im saying, because YOU hurt me. i don't owe you civility (again; you, plural). i especially don't owe you civility when ive given you nothing but in the past and the end result is still me being an aggro freak who doesn't care for your precious feelings.

you're also assuming things. for example, assuming that im mocking you specifically when i really have not done that. if im going to mock you, im going to reply to your anon and say "okay stupid", then yeah, im mocking you. otherwise? don't assume im directing anything at you.

we're having a dialogue and this whole time all you've done is tell me to stop talking. your messages have all, in essence, said, if people want to date other people who have a shitton of years on them, that is not a problem and you look prettier talking about something else. yes, that's also paraphrased. you didn't say that, of course, but why are we still here if not because you feel personally scrutinized over the reaction to the life examples that you willingly provided?

nobody is trying to change YOUR mind, you're just not willing to consider that your age gap relationships that have been beautiful and loving and safe coexist within a culture that is wicked. a person who's 10+ older than me, 24, has no business seeing me as a potential partner. it's not appropriate. yet if they do, and i also see them as a potential partner, there's nothing inherently evil about that specific instance. it is the circumstances (past), that lead to this kind of thinking in the first place what im asking everyone to analize and understand. and it does matter. it matters as much as racism, abuse, ooc mistreatment of rp partners. again, issues do not queue and wait for something to end so they can begin anew. every conversation i choose to have i consider worth having. you're free to stay out if you don't deem it important.

you're exhausting me thinking by turning my inbox into ap debate we're achieving grand things sooo hope this helps 🖤

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saltyyashahime · 3 years

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So that other anon csa survivor is glad that they " interpreted the relationship correctly". They are glad their trauma is so bad that they can't look at an adult and a child without seeing implications of romance/sexual relationship? That because of what happened to them, they are incapable of watching an adult caring for a child and see an innocent familiar bond and nothing else? Call me crazy but sounds like a weird thing to be glad about. *Jouheki-chan*

Ive said this already but we need to leave CSA survivors out of the conversation. How we cope is vast and Im not going to shit over thier coping mechanisms. I see us sharing our stories and that is okay. However we too are divided on this topic. Im not going to entertain bashing someone for their ship as a coping mechanism.

I will say they see Sessrin through rose coloured glasses. Sesshomaru is the perfect gentlemen. He never had a thought of Rin until one days he realized she was such w beautiful woman and he was in love with her. As doew Rin. It only magically turns romantic when shes older. Its all love, respect, Rins own choices and poor old Sesshomaru is just helpless and falls along with her.

This was in the shippers mind the way you get the platonic familial bond and the romantic one. It doesnt work like that. Canon sessrin does not work like that.

• He continued to visit and bring gifts. Gifts that are claimed as courting gifts

• the proposal cd which was satire is now used as accepted canon

•the retconning of her accepted age to make it seem like she might be older than the accepted 8 years old.

•how soon he married and knocked her up. If she bleeds she breeds much?

•the constant reminders that Rin is and was a child when they met

•the opening where its compared to Inukag. Its alluding when they fell in love. His holding her child body in his arms.

•her being a vulnerable young girl when they met with no family what so ever

•the constant child promotional content

•the fact that she is still a girl at that start of this.

•the fact that Rin has little characterization outside of being his wife and baby mom. Who is adult Rin?

•the og cast just being okay with it all when previous they gave miroku (and to a lesser extent koga) shit for it

•the tone deaf 13 year old episode

If Rin had been 18-20, just getting married to Sesshomaru, if the opening had been adult rin and sess in romantic situations, if all the promotional material had been for adult rin us antis still wouldnt like it. However I think we would have to reach for arguments on grooming. Instead sunrise handed up the information on a silver platter. They didnt want us to think about Rin as an adult. They kept showing us kid Rin. They kept saying its a mystery.

The only mystery is how anyone thought this was going to fly. Making sessrin canon was always going to cause issues. They just made it the worst way possible.

I expected Sessrin. I hoped it wasn’t but i expected it. I just didn’t expect how awfully blatant it was going to be about the grooming aspects. I thought they would gloss over it entirely, not gaslight us into accepting it.

Oh nooo shes older! Her age never stated..

#anti sessrin #anti rinsess

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