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zoro and tony tony chopper drawn on my school's shitty ass math app (💀)
and here's my two favorite characters drawn from memory on the same app
#n**sphere im going to KILL you...#flopped so hard its actual ASS#but its fun to doodle on simply bcs its so bad and it keeps messing up the lines so it poses a challenge#and u impress urself when u succesfully draw smth on it#🍑 jen's sketches#one piece#monkey d. luffy#vinsmoke sanji#roronoa zoro#tony tony chopper#straw hat pirates
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anyway thinking abt homophobia in valisthea
which means thinking abt sex-related misogyny in valisthea. bc imo there is way too much sexual violence against women and focus on women as sexual figures w sexual drama in this game for it to not bleed over into how it feels abt two men kissing (not gonna go into a lesbian reading bc it exits my scope)
like. anabella only being a vessel for children, benedikta using sex to control titan/feel loved by barny but also being threatened w rape twice(?) by men, jill awakening shiva when she's almost raped by a man + other rosarian girls are raped, the constant winkwink sexy references w isabella, the offscreen women moaning in the oriflamme brothel, sylvester killing his wife n mistress after they outlived any sexual service to him, barny's mom referenced in an easily interpretable sexual manner, etc etc
simultaneously the narrative does its best to present the veil as a morally neutral institution w benefits to the function of northreach. the discussion between the male sex worker and the male guard was deliberately placed, too, and gives an interesting view into affection and money. theres a couple more men in veil garb that arent presented as out of place.
which is all failed by rest of the worldbuilding imo. only male customers visit the veil. sex is still regarded as a sneaky taboo subject. every country has a male monarch and occupations are firmly divided by gender. the primary hinge of benedikta's relationship w hugo is the fact that hugo feels in charge, which helps culturally ascribe dominance as a masculine trait.
if women are so widely regarded as unequal on sexual terms (and, relatedly, on societal terms), certain expectations must also exist on the male side.
we dont really see much tension in the male characters performing masculinity--other than the huge unnatural vibes sleipnir gives off by mincing around--but we do see barny kneel before ultima in a rly sexually charged scene. his subservience is presented as an unexpected weak facet of his character, where he's desperate and obliging and uncertain. it's a private scene that works off its own uncanniness, so it functions a little bit more as a narrative piece than a societal mirror. but I don't think that removes it from the discussion, and i think its odd character is a stark contrast to the clarity we're given in dion and terence's kiss scene.
a sort of clarity, i guess. dion and terence talk abt power dynamics in class instead of sexual role or gender. there's still the words 'master' and 'servant' pinned on the wall w like 3 different undertones, so its easy to unravel that into different understandings of their relationship to class, duty, and romantic/sexual identity. i dont think its productive to split hairs abt who tops, but i think its reasonable to interpret that they feel secure in w/e service they give to the other. this is in spite of the societal understanding that dominance is inherently masculine and correct, and that subservience is feminine and not as acceptable.
i know enough abt queer history to know that the security & fulfillment i interpret them as having is simultaneously as rare as it is common depending on where you look. no matter what one does in the private sphere, the public view will influence it, and it's determined by the case who will feel negatively or positively abt themselves bc of it.
ultimately i see valisthea in the respect of a society that views queerness as undesirable but not smth ur gonna be burned at the stake for. im also fully operating under my own preference for queer narratives that labor under external & internal homophobic conflicts. it's fully supportable to decide that valisthea lacks homophobia as well, and its not less like wish fulfillment to have it that way or the other.
#this is all to say that while i see and acknowledge the 'security' i describe in teredio#that im ripping it away from terence HGTGDGJGTHJYGRHVFG#SORRYYYYYYY i want him to think abt being an invert when society is not built for that lol#brihamut's mercy
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HEY HEY HEY(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻
ANOR ANON IS BACK AFTER THE LONGEST HIATUS AND THE MOST TOE CURLING, BACK ARCHING IDEA TO INCLUDE NBC IN TTV CAME TO ME IN ONE OF MY INTERNAL DIALOGUES
So basically, mc SOMEHOW, miraculously, manages to escape the cage AND THAT BTCH RUNS FOR THE HILLS and somehow ends up in nbc
This could go one or both routes:
Rollo is an innocent who took mc in because he pitied them and was also curious about the world they say they hail from without magic n less homicide n stuff
Orr
Rollo is a villain who took mc in because he believes that they could be of use to eradicate the nrc students or sum'
So essentially, the nrc students get invited to go to nbc as per canon plot line and are pleasantly surprised to see their recent escapee inhabiting the school they were just sent to scope out..
I'll let you take it from here(ʃƪ＾3＾）
-Anor anon<333
(sorry for the hiatus, I haven't touched my crusty musty dusty Tumblr in like what? A month now??🥲)
OMG HII ANOR ANON!!! It's been so long!! I've also been on a few hiatuses, so I get it completely haha!! Welcome back!! <33 The internal dialogue ideas really hit differently!!!
Maybe spoilers for the Glorious Masquerade event below?
I think this could go deeper into the worldbuilding aspect of the ttv universe! If NRC is the only school that is doing this sort of thing (how Crowley makes it so nobody is ever persecuted, who knows?), then the first route would be the best option! Rollo would definitely use this to his advantage in his whole anti-magic thing! With mc there, it could definitely lead to a route of Rollo and mc working to expose Nrc to the world and to save the few good students that are left there. In that route, I could definitely see Rollo taking on a protector/brotherly route (which could possibly help him resolve his guilt over you-know-what).
In this, they could meet the families of those who died and, maybe, work to somehow stop nrc's sphere of influence and avenge those who died during that school year and the previous years. Imagine the families and friends of the deceased students, paired up with those in their communities working to take down the school (which could indluce some major governmental figures and nobility, considering the dorm leaders and students who are doing the killing ARE nobility/rich/influential). Yes, I'm thinking Ruggie's whole neighborhood, Jack's family and friends (his pack, so to speak), the first years' families, mer coming from the sea, smaller fae who've been wronged by their future king... so many people!
Anyways, if it's the other route than that means that the rest of the world is just as messed up as Nrc which is... disappointing for Mc, since their battle would never end and they'd be forced into another dog-eat-dog world. In this route, they still have Rollo as a protector, though! Even though he's not as good as Jack, he's still willing to keep them safe (in exchange for insider info on the students of Nrc). But then again, this opens ore opportunities for the students of NRC to do whtever it takes to get their otherworldly "pet" back (Again, not a happy ending for TTV!Mc).
Once they found the mc, I think they would want them back (aside from Idia for obvious reasons,,,). This could end in an all out war between the schools (as Rollo would want MC for intel on the students of nrc). I can also see him as wanting to keep mc as a pawn to negotiate with the other students (which could either work, or end terribly as the students of nrc could decide to not care about mc).
I like the concept, and really wanna explore the world of ttv in the second part (which im planning on starting very soon, once I get a plot mapped out).
it was nice to hear from you again anor anon <3
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squid game; ep. 2
seong gi-hun x reader.
taken from my wattpad (@RickSanchezski)
words: 1790.
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It was dark, and quiet. But the uncomfortable silence, that made you sick to your stomach simply because of the reason why. The massacre. You couldn't stop thinking about it.
The memories replayed over and over again, almost mockingly.
"Sang-woo, you helped me.. And you did too. You saved my life out there."
"You are alive, that is what matters."
You looked up and saw the guy that had just saved Gi-huns life. You liked him, he was very polite.
The same buzz that happened earlier. The door opened. The same hot pink suits.
Everyone stood up.
It felt way too deja vu, and you could feel yourself spiraling into panic. Gi-hun noticed that but really didn't want to come off as rude, so he simply asked;
"(Y/N)..? Are you okay..?"
Before you could answer, the masked men spoke.
"You have all made it through the first game. Congratulations. You're moving on. I will now announce the results of the first game."
You looked above to a screen, showing the amount of players.
"Out of 456 players, 255 were eliminated, and 201 players successfully completed the first game.
A hysterical woman came through.
"Mister please, listen, i'm so sorry" she cried out. "I swear i will pay what i owe. I'll do it, ill pay it all. Please sir, i have a child. Oh! so young, I still need to register, and I still need to name my child sir. Please sir, let me le-"
You felt bad for her, so desperate. but you couldn't help but admit it was kind of funny, seeing how people's attitude changed, including your own.
"Please, I'm so sorry. Sir im begging you, Let me leave and i swear I'll find a way to pay it all. Let me go home."
This started a chain reaction of people getting on their knees and begging.
"There seems to be a misunderstanding. We are not trying to hurt you or collect your debts.Let me remind you that we're here to give you a chance."
"A chance? We play some kids games. And you shoot us. You want me to choose that?
That's some chance. We may be in debt, sir... but that doesn't justify killing us all."
"This is just a game."
"Killing everyone out there was a... game to you, huh?"
"They were simply eliminated for breaking the rules of the game. If you just follow the rules,you can leave this place safely with the prize money we promised."
"Just keep your damn money. I don't care! Let me just go home. That's all I want."
"Let us leave. Let us go."
"Consent form clause 1. A player is not allowed to stop playing."
"Come on! You think you'll get away with this, huh? The police will come. They'll bust in here any minute now. They'll be here since we all disappeared."
" Yeah. And I bet they have everybody's phones tracked here already.Look at all your hostages. You're doomed if you don't let us go!"
"We're all dead-"
He was interrupted by a gunshot, and everyone screamed.
"Consent form clause 2. A player who refuses to play will be eliminated."
Sang-woo began. "Consent form clause 3. If all the players agreed to stop playing, the games are allowed to end.
...Or am I wrong?"
"You are correct."
"So let's vote on ending this. If the majority wishes to leave this place, then everyone gets to go home, right?"
"All right, as you wish. We will take a vote to decide on the termination of the game. Before we vote, let me announce the prize money for the game as previously promised."
Wads of cash fell into the golden sphere above us. Everyone looked up in awe, once again, blinded by money.
You didn't fall for it. You wanted out of this hellhole as soon as possible, and you would take every opportunity you get to escape.
The only issue was.. Gi-hun. It was a weird connection. Usually people say "How are you?" In a way which they dont actually care how you are, they used it as a conversation starter, but he was different. He asked it, genuinely wondering how you were.
You'd never felt that way. But you could live without him.
"Uh, sir... So then, if we can complete all six games, how much do we get?" It was the same lady begging to get out, the one that started all of the commotion. You were starting to suspect she was just.. out of her mind.
"Since there were 456 players, the total prize money is 45.6 billion won. And with that, we will now begin the voting."
"As you can see, there are two buttons in front of you. If you wish to continue playing, press the green button with an O. If you wish to stop playing, then please press the red button with the X instead. After you finish voting, move to the other side of the white line and wait. Voting will be done in reverse order of the numbers on your chests.
Player 456, please cast your vote."
He stared, before deciding on X.
Smart man.
"Player 455, please cast your vote."
You went up.
Looked up.
Looked at your hands.
Then, pressed X.
After me it was 454.
She went to go for O first, hesitated, went for X then hesitated again. She looked up at the glowing sphere full of money before pressing O.
"Player 218." A square guard commanded.
He exhaled deeply, staring at the two options before him. He looked as if he wasnt thinking anything. Just meaninglessly staring at something.
He ended up pressing down X. You felt disappointed. More disappointed because it was Sang-woo, more than anything else. One of Gi-hun's closest.. friends? His expression was a mix of hurt, anger and confusion. You knew Sang-woo could feel 456 staring.
Someone started to shout.
"Have you all gone crazy? We have to leave. We can't keep putting up with this insanity!-"
"So what if we leave? Tell me, what changes? Just as bad as it is out there than it is here, goddamn it."
"She's right! If we stop now, it only helps the ones who are dead. They'll get 100 million won, and not us. We made it through! They're out! That money is ours."
"Please..! think about what happened out there."
People were getting hysterical now.
"Where am I supposed to go, huh? Out there, I don't stand a chance. Cmon lets finish this thing! I'd rather stay and keep on trying in here than go back to the bullshit out there."
Another player must've had enough, because he grabbed 322 by the collar.
"You jerk! You got some kind of death wish? Go die alone! Don't drag everybody else into this, you little shit!"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Who are you to-"
Both gasped when a square guard shoved a gun into 119's back.
"We will not condone any kind of act that impedes this democratic process. Now, let us resume and continue voting."
Eventually everyone had casted their vote except for the old man, 001. The one who had been playing red light green light as if he hadn't just witnessed at least 200 die. He treated it as if he was actually reliving his childhood.
It was 50 votes for O, 50 votes for X. He had the deciding vote.
"It seems we're down to the last vote. Player 001."
He walked to go and decide on everyone in the room's fate. As if there was nothing.. pressuring about it.
He rested his hand in the middle.
"If you wish to continue playing, press O. However, if you wish to stop playing, then press X."
You closed your eyes, mind blank. You "woke up" 10 seconds later, looking at your feet, praying to god he pressed X. Some people were cheering, some simply did/ said nothing. Thinking "So.. whats next?"
You look up. O-100. X-101.
You mentally thanked the old man for possibly saving your life.
"the majority of the players have voted to terminate the game. Therefore, this game is now terminated"
"Hey! Okay, anybody who wants, they can go. But let the ones who want, stay till the end, though."
"He's right! Please let us stay! We'll keep playing the game! Half of us have died already! We can't just stop here."
"Yes! Let us continue!"
"It truly is a pity that we must say goodbye to you like this. However, we will not completely seal the door of opportunity or all of you. If the majority of you wish to participate again, then we will resume the game. So, goodbye for now."
As promised, they gave you back your stuff. The only issue was, your last memory was after the guard finished speaking, you and Gi-hun looked at each other, realizing this could be the last time you saw each other.
"Bye.. for now"
And that was it.
You thought his goodbye was genuine until you were (rulely) awoken by getting thrown out of that same sketchy white van.
You couldnt see anything, they had put a blindfold on you.
You then heard that same voice that you thought you would never hear again.
"Help! Help! Help! Hello?! Help over here! I cant see anything!" He sounded frantic, it was hilarious. You can to bite your tongue to stop yourself from laughing.
"..Gi-hun?"
"Ohh, (Y/N).."
You were lying pretty close to him, even with your hands tied you managed to get his blindfold off.
"Thanks for that.. I'll untie you hold on."
He got your restraints off, so you took off your blindfold as well. You then got rid of the wires around your ankles.
You left to get your clothes.
"What are you... oh okay. Get dressed first. It's cold." He shivers. "I'm freezing too. Oh, yeah. Hurry up now. Ooh that hurts..-"
"Chill out Gi-hun, jesus i haven't even..."
You turned to face him. What was he hiding underneath that tracksuit? Damn.
"... got my shirt on yet."
Your voice went from annoyed to quiet.
A pocket knife fell out of your hoodie, so you used it to untie him.
"Thank you, (Y/N)"
You were on your way to your friends house to crash for just a night, and remembered you still had around 90,000 won from a couple days ago. Meaning you could pay for staying at hers, for at least a week. When you were about to ring the doorbell, you saw a certain card wedged into the crack of the door.
On the back it stated the day, time and whereabouts
You realized you couldn't keep living like this, and the people in there were right.
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star trek discovery season 3 finale liveblog
3x13 that hope is you, part 2
- i'm all hyped for this let's goooo
- wow eleven seconds in and the wifi fails. nice one
- OH WE'RE STARTING IN THE NEBULA
- i still can't believe that they did all of the post prodution in quarantine like the effects on this are beautiful
- xahean adira is so cute
- WAIT THEY CAN SEE GRAY
- this is the most awkward boyfriend-meeting-the-dad i have ever seen lmaoooo
- please gray's face as soon as paul hugs him is a weird mixture of "what” and “omg can i be ur child too"
- where's stamets what happened to him
- HELL YEAHHHHH BEAT THEIR ASSES
- the sphere data is my new fave character
- his whole life is in that nebula his whole life is in that nebula his whole life in in that n
- GABRIELLEEEEEE
- wait hold on eleven minutes in and we haven't even hit the damn opening sequence yet
- here rolls the opening credits let's hope that im not a clown for thinking that nhan is back
- i am now clown official
- get this guy away from osyraa please he deserves to be a scientist without the fucking violence
- kill osyraa squad
- *sighs* here we are again at no win situations
- if they kill book in this finale i'm throwing that brick at cbs
- "give the oxygen to keyla" this is queerbaiting
- "it's a suicide mission" THIS. SHOW. NEEDS. TO. STOP. KILLING PEOPLE. this is LITERALLY the admiral cornwell situation all over again
- actually i love gray so much
- so is it saru's turn to adopt a kid (i know su'kal is a hundred years old but he's mentally a kid)
- "up here you son of a bitch" FUCK YEAHHHH LET MICHAEL KILL ZAREH
- MISS MICHAEL BURNHAM YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ADRENALINE JUNKIE I HAVE EVER SEEN DID YOU JUST JUMP ON THE TOP OF A MOVING TURBOLIFT
- this set is actually so pretty
- HE'S FINALLY DEAD CHEERS FUCKERS
- "you're alive" "so are you" LET. THEM. KISS.
- *crying* no thoughts just gray and adira
- hugh and gray sjadflkjdas i forgot that they were literally both buried queers(tm) and why they can relate to each other
- this is actually pretty depressing
- oh shit oh shit oh shit don't let him scream
- "you are no longer alone" FOUND FAMILY TROPE HERE WE COME
- how funny would it be if they just all died
- stamets was barely in this episode
- this montage makes me cry kdsfjaklsjd
- HEY IT'S THE GUY WE MET IN 3x01
- hey she's finally getting vindication for going batshit in the early episodes and rightfully so
- don't reject it don't reject it don't reject it we deserve captain burnham
- FUCK YEAHHHHH
- HOOOOOO BOY THIS WAS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON
- CAPTAIN MICHAEL BURNHAM.
- "let's fly" not bad for a catchphrase kjfdasljf
anyways i think it might be some time before i can start criticizing the finale properly because rn my brain is in scrambled mode but god. this finale was some good fucking food
#disco spoilers#star trek discovery#st:dsc#star trek#star trek dsc#michael burnham#disco liveblog#mypost
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Hiii I love your writings and this is legit my first time submitting one of these hA- but like can u please write a blurb where the reader is on a zoom call, for one of her class and tom decided to tease her while she was answering a question, and then she had to log off early bcs she’s done w all the teasing LMAO
A/N: thanks for your support, nonnie! and this is a great request right here! 👏🏻✨ I almost turned it as a sinful smut but restrained myself just enough somehow, oopsie 😂🙊 (also I put a tiny bit of my italian literature’s knowledge in there bc I definitely studied that in college 😗) anyway enjoy it and stay safe 💖
‘Stay safe, Cheer up’ blurb event
SEXUAL TEASING BELOW, SO BEWARE!
“Alright class, we’re done with this chapter.”
Everyone loudly sigh, you included. As you put your pen down on your notebook, you take a sip of well deserved water after almost two hours of lessons. Online lessons, specifically. All your teachers decided to organise their classes on Zoom because of the lockdown of your city to keep the students active and up to date with their schedules.
But damn, this literature class is actually killing you. Taking notes non-stop while keeping one hundred percent of your attention on your teacher’s annoying voice is way more difficult than you thought, this quarantine thing going on not really helping your motivation to study.
“Now, I’m going to ask you one question each to see if there are any point to explain again” your teacher finally says.
You all begin to arrange your notes, mentally reviewing the important informations your brain desperately tried to keep. At the same time, you hear the door of you and Tom’s bedroom open, and soon your boyfriend silently appears into view in front of you, your webcam fortunately facing the opposite way.
His eyes asks you how you’re doing, to which you answer him with a nod and a slight smile. So Tom goes back to do whatever he has to do, your focus back on your literature teacher starting the quiz.
As the questions keep going, your teacher correcting or clarifying some of them, you take a quick glance at Tom who still goes in and out the bedroom but then notice him coming back shirtless at some point. Your eyes open wide but still tries to stay attentive to your lesson, and not on your boyfriend’s muscled upper body, as you will be soon the next one for the quiz question.
And Tom perfectly knows what he is doing. He always liked teasing you for nothing, almost playing dumb to see your reaction. So today, he wanted to take advantage of you being busy with college lessons by showing off the nice build up he gained for his next movie. And boy, does that cheeky brat loves to brag about his body.
Your eyes constantly travel between your screen and your boyfriend, making sure to be as discreet as possible, but your patience will be soon caught by your needs.
“Now, (Y/N). Question.”
The voice of your teacher startles you a bit, bringing you back on earth and paying full attention to them. You carefully listen to the question and give yourself a few seconds to think about it. Ready to answer, you also notice Tom has somehow disappeared from the bedroom, maybe to go back and mind his own business you hope.
Oh how you are wrong…
“In the three first “canto” of Paradiso, Dante visits the first sphere of Heaven which is the Moon, related with the nine levels of the angelic hierarchy as the other eight spheres. So here, Beatrice explains to Dante the rea-”
Suddenly you feel something sliding up your naked leg, soon caressing your thigh and under your shorts in slow circles. Rapidly your eyes lower there and you do your best to hide the redness of your cheeks as you lock eyes with Tom, still shirtless, kneeling down under the desk and between your legs, his signature smirk you know too well. Not to alert any of the other students nor your teacher, you stutter a bit but quickly focus back on your answer, ignoring Tom as much as possible.
But Tom is not ready to stop yet, oh no, he just started. At some point you manage to block a moan, Tom’s fingers teasing the hell out of you by brushing the tips of his fingers around your covered center.
This keeps going on for five minutes until you somehow reply perfectly to the question, but these definitely feel like the five longest minutes of your life. Cheeks fully red and body stiffed as a rock, you soon pretend to leave the live class first because of some “urgency” happening. Your teacher then dismisses the lesson anyway, reminding the class to be on time next week.
You quickly press the “end call” button, exhaling loudly with a moan as you move your chair away from your desk, obliging Tom to go out of his not-so hidden spot.
“Y-You tease! Why would you do that during my online class?!”
Your boyfriend lazily stands, his still shirtless torso now right in front of you, your eyes staring at every inch of it. Tom then picks you up, a high-pitch squeal leaving your mouth while surrounding his waist with your legs.
“I must say, seeing you all studious is a turn on. I couldn’t help but tease ya, baby” Tom whispers warmly in your ear.
You will definitely review your lesson tomorrow…
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ok so i lost my of the moment reaction i typed up on the testimonials about j*** wh***n and his abuse of so many people, especially young actresses, and on his sets, and by other ppl on those sets, and how disturbing all those testimonials were, depicting just such a horrible toxic abusive environment that continued to repeat and persist for decades. and im not gonna try to recap my initial horror because im exhausted now and it doesnt need to be said- it was horrible, it should never have happened and it should never happen again.
but i did have some thoughts on btvs that i hadnt articulated before and i’ll try to rewrite here.
btvs was a very formative show for me- i was in my late teens and trying to understand myself and the world and how to live in it, and btvs gave me strength and comfort and insight and hope in many ways. however, it also paired all of that with some characters’ abusive actions going completely unchecked, fetishization that i was too young to realize was happening, and actual manipulation of the audience (killing characters in sudden and traumatic ways for example). and all of it together created a powerful drug- I would watch an episode and feel miserable and moved to extreme degrees. all that intensity of emotion, even if some of it felt bad, that’s just what real life (aka grown up life) really feels like, right? NO that is NOT what life should feel like! i should never had have had to put up with feeling miserable and horrified at characters i loved being tortured on screen, just to get good moments with them. and i should not have had to force myself to be ok with characters that were creepy and manipulative and mean and TOTALLY unchecked, just cause they were “part of the gang”. what im describing here, now that im putting it into words, sounds like the mental gymnastics abusers put into the heads of their victims! and given that j*** w has been revealed as verbally abusive and heinous, this is very telling!!
art is very much a reflection of its creators, and i was young then so i didnt realize that discomfort with parts of the art is directly connected to discomfort with the creators and what they think is acceptable or desirable that i dont feel comfortable with. now i am older and if something feels creepy to me, i try to acknowledge it to myself and retain suspicions of the creator and ppl involved. but i was younger and more naive then and hadnt learned that lesson yet. it was also before #MeToo (though i dont know if things would have been so different even if it was after. popular culture and mass culture are a powerful force on a naive person, and the culture still idolizes ppl and celebs and shows. young ppl especially are looking for role models and ways of being outside their own small spheres and so mass culture means a lot to them in particular- but mass culture is not protecting them or loving them back.)
anyways, i feel sorry for my younger self and everyone else who loved btvs being subjected to the abuse fantasies and "hidden” fetishes and behind-the-scenes power plays on actresses that that show has on screen. and i feel sorry for the people working on the show who were subjected to actual abuse at their job (especially the young women and teenagers who should never have had to be around this toxicity at all, much less been the prime targets of it). fuck btvs and the people who used it to manipulate anyone who encountered it.
even through all of this, i still love buffy the character dearly, for everything she symbolizes and her best moments and how much she meant to me and still does. i suspect that i will always cherish her character, despite the increasingly clear hideousness of the show. but i dont need to watch full episodes of that show ever again. buffy lives in my heart outside of that show, and ill take my memories and the bits and pieces that mean something to me but FUCKKKK Buffy the Vampire Slayer the show. i loved you and you treated me and other ppl like we were less than human and not worthy of actual love and respect
#btvs#tw#abuse#writing this made me realize how not invested in any characters/shows/fandom ive been for quite a while now#even my so called fandoms now are more hobbies/destressors to occupy time than things i have emotional investment in#but buffy brings up feelings that normally lay dormant i guess#btvs really fulfilled a spiritual function in my life and for that- despite everything- i wouldnt remove buffy from my past#but i will remove all the parts of it i dont like from my present and future#buffy the character belongs to me and all the ppl who love her now#as she always truly did
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Mother and Daughter
Pairing: Kelly Severide x Reader
Warning: Language, fluff, Implied family issues
AN: Ok this one I enjoyed... immensely...
Your mother is in town for a few days, which means your boyfriend is suspiciously absent
*****
Your mum was coming to the city, it was a biannual visit that she made under sufferance simply to say that it wasn’t always her commanding you to come home. She liked to sit on the high ground of moral vindication.
You loved your mum, you actually had a decent relationship now you’d grown up, moved away and didn’t have to live with her anymore. These visits though, even though they only lasted for a few days, tended to be painful for everyone involved. Your mum did not like the city, she didn’t like crowds of people, traffic, noise or the small bedrooms you had in your tiny apartment. She missed her own kitchen, fancy coffee machine, Women’s meetings and town gossip sessions.
You’d taken the morning off work to wait for her to arrive and had already set up the bed for her in the spare room. You’d also removed any trace of your boyfriend from the apartment. Kelly was allergic to parents and in the case of your mother you didn’t really blame him. Your mum was also allergic to men, after the mess your dad had made of their relationship you didn’t really blame her either. So, by silent agreement neither of them met, ever. Not in the context of ‘mother of your girlfriend’ anyhow.
You’d been sat on the window seat so saw the taxi pull up outside your block and your mother emerge, commanding the poor uber driver to remove her bags from the cab. How one woman needed practically a suitcase a day you’d never figured out, especially as her daughter, you, managed to travel for weeks with only a rucksack you’d had since high school.
Starting to assemble the requisite smile on your face you went down to help her with the pile of luggage.
“Mum”
She turned and caught sight of you enveloping you in a huge hug, your mother always smelt vaguely like fresh cookies and vanilla, it flashed you back to sitting in the kitchen of your childhood home nibbling on said cookies while in the living room your mum and dad screamed at each other.
“Y/N, darling” she held you slightly away from her eyes taking you all in. “You look skinny, have you been eating? I brought plenty of casserole and stews, you can put it in the freezer”
“Mum, you always say I look skinny, and how did you get TSA to let you on your flight with a load of frozen food”
“Hmmm” That was your mothers all purpose noise, mainly meaning the subject was closed and she wasn’t going to tell you anything more. Picking up the many bags you helped her carry them up to your apartment, dumping them in the kitchen. “Put that food in the freezer darling”
“hmmm” you copied your mums previous sound but did as you were told. It was more trouble than it was worth to try and disobey her.
Your mum was still stood in the middle of your apartment. “This place seems smaller every time I arrive”
“I promise you its not” how did the woman do it, in one sentence you were desperately trying to remind yourself that murder was not a good idea. “I have to go to the firehouse. I was just waiting for you to arrive” your mum was still staring around the room. “Maybe you want to rest?”
“Rest?” she finally gave you her attention again. “Oh, I'm quite rested. Maybe I’ll come to the station with you, I haven’t been there for quite some time”
Crap. That was what you’d been wanting to avoid. Trying to dissuade her though would only make her more determined to come with you.
“Fine”
“I'm sure the boys would appreciate some warm food”
“mum…” you whined but she was no longer listening, she’d gone to your fridge and was tutting in dismay at the offerings inside.
“We’ll stop by the market on the way”
“Ok” grabbing your bag you hustled her back out of your apartment and down to your car. It was going to be a very long day.
**
The guys as you’d guessed had been delighted to see your mother entering the station with you following behind, arms piled high with groceries. They’d swarmed your mum leading her into the station with smiles and hugs.
“Yeah don’t worry about me!” you snapped trying not to trip over your feet. “I'm fine”
The guys ignored you completely still fawning over your mum. Someone did come up from behind you though and the top two bags were removed from your arms leaving you with only one.
“I see she arrived”
“It’s been 2 hours Kelly, 2 hours and I want to kill either her or myself, I haven’t decided which yet”
“That bad?”
“She called me skinny! Mocked my fridge, apartment and now she’s here… my mother is here, where I work”
“Sounds terrible”
“Just don’t” you warned as he didn’t look all that sympathetic.
“Hey! Y/N get moving with those groceries your mum’s gonna cook”
Your eyes narrowed as you focused on Herrmann who was hanging out of the door to the mess room. You were about to say something scathing and generally unkind when Kelly cut in.
“Coming” he nudged you forwards. “Aren’t we?”
“Yeah sure… we’re coming” you went into the mess dumping the groceries onto the counters where you mum was already rooting around in cupboards bringing out varying pans and equipment.
“Your mum’s going to cook” Otis sounded almost dreamy as he leant beside you on the bench “real food Y/N”
“I heard”
“darling will you peel the veg for me please” you mum didn’t wait for an answer just pushed the peeler into your hands along with a bowl of washed vegetables. “and clean strokes Y/N, don’t attack it like a rabid dog”
“Sure” you got the word out around gritted teeth and snatched a carrot from the bowl. Obviously you were attacking it because soon after your mum grabbed the carrot snatching it from your hands in horror.
“Y/N”
“You said peel it”
“Yes peel, not chunk. Honestly”
Alright, that was it, you were done. Almost hurling the peeler back to the counter, you spun on your heel and stormed out of the mess room.
You’d gone to the locker rooms, sat on the bench in front of the lockers therapeutically letting your feet swing into the metal with a satisfying thump.
“Babe?” Kelly came carefully into the locker room, sitting down beside you his arm going around your shoulders. “what’s going on?”
“I can’t deal with her being here Kelly” you let your boots kick once a lot harder into the lockers. “Mum needs to be at home in that sphere and my life, you, my apartment everything else needs to be separate”
“I think most people feel like that about their parents”
“Helpful, Kelly. Very fucking helpful”
“Hey” he used his spare hand to take hold of your chin forcing your face around to look at him. “She isn’t here for long and in the meantime, she’s your mother.”
“So what, deal?”
“Yeah babe, you deal”
“What good advice Kelly”
You both jumped apart like guilty teenagers at your mums voice coming from the doorway. Her arms were crossed over her chest as she looked between the two of you. You’d never seen Kelly move so fast as he did then, lurching off the bench and going for the door. Your mum didn’t move though blocking his exit.
“Kelly Severide, sit down”
“I um… but…”
“Sit”
“Yes Ma’am” Kelly came back to sit beside you as your mum finally moved from the doorway to stand in front of the two of you.
“Y/N, you may technically be an adult, but you’re still my child. I'm sorry if that upsets you, I am never going to stop being your mother though and this is simply how I am”
“It doesn’t upset me” you felt like an ungrateful ass now. You knew your mum hated the city and yet still she came, still she wanted to see you. “I'm happy you’re here”
“Good, now…” she trailed off staring at the two of you.
“Mum?”
“This needs to stop”
“What?”
“Me pretending I don’t know about you two and you” she turned narrowed eyes on Kelly. “Is my daughter somehow not good enough for you to admit to dating?”
Kelly coughed and squirmed uncomfortably, looking at you for obvious rescue, you just shrugged though. “Don’t look at me, I can’t help”
“No Ma’am of course not”
“Do you love her?” your mum continued; she could be relentless when she was focused onto something. When Kelly remained silent, her hands went to her hips. “Well?”
“Yes alright” Kelly jumped to his feet. “Yes! I love her, I love your daughter”
“Well good” your mum then turned her interrogation to you even though you were fairly in shock from Kelly’s sudden declaration of love. “and you Y/N, why did you think you had to hide this from me?”
“I… um…” Kelly sat back down and took your hand in his own linking your fingers together. It gave you the strength to keep talking. “When dad left, you broke Mum. Ever since then you’ve had this vendetta against men. I didn’t want to hurt you”
Your mum stayed quiet for a minute before reaching out and pulling you to your feet severing your connection to Kelly. She wrapped her arms around you. “You don’t have to protect me sweetheart. I'm your mum. I want you to be happy, it’s all I’ve ever wanted” She kissed your cheek “Now, I have some food to cook” and with a final look at both of you she left the locker room.
Turning around so you could lean against the lockers you caught Kelly’s eye. “Hell of a way to tell me you love me?”
He shrugged standing up and catching hold of your waist, he pulled you off the lockers and into his chest instead. “the truth is the truth”
“I love you too”
Kelly’s lips claimed your own in a kiss that made everything but him flee your mind.
“Now, come on. I want to see what kind of food I can scrounge”
Laughing at that you let him take your hand and pull you out of the locker room again.
*****
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folklore first listen
pls feel free to ignore this, i just wanted to record my screaming on my blog so that i can refer back to it and laugh at myself someday x
The 1
THE PIANO OMG I LOVE IT AND I LOVE THE BEAT I looooove THIS SONG IT’S SO NOSTALGIC WHO THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT OH MY OGD IM SCREAMING also the swearing I’m living… ok seriously who is this about I am losing my mind. This is so bittersweet I’m ?!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE THIS
CARDIGAN
I ALSO LOVE THIS WHAT ITS’ SO NOSTALGIC and the music video is so pretty wit the green and she looks like an actual forest nymph with the piano and the water and it’s all incredible. YOU DREW STARS AROUND MY SCARS BUT NOW I’M BLEEDING???????? BITCH. THE LYRICS IN THIS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OH MY DISJFASLDFNSADF OH MY GDO I knew you’d linger like a tattoo kiss??????? MAAM?
The last great American dynasty
SO INTRIGUING HOW SHE WROTE THIS??? WHAT IS IT ABOUT? IDK BUT I LOVE IT
Exile
BON IVERRRRRR I LOVE THE WAY HIS VOICE SOUNDS IN THIS AND THE CHORUS IS HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL and the background vocals… omg. This album his the most unique thing she’s ever written I????? I LOVE HOW HER VOICE SOUNDS N THE CHORUS. ‘You were my crown now I’m in exile seeing you out’? YOU KNOW LIKE I CAN IMAGINE THESE SONGS AS THE SOUNDTRACK TO SO MANY OF MY FAVOURITE FANTASY BOOKS IM LOSING MY MIND. ALSO OH MY GOD BON IVERS VOICE AT THE END HOLY FUCK!!!! THIS IS SO GOOD THIS IS ONE OF HER BEST DUETS IM LOSING MY SHIT this song is incredible I am in LOVE
My tears ricochet
TRACK 5 TRACK 5 TRACK 5 AHH I LOVE HOW DEEP HER VOICE GOES AND THE BACKGROUND VOCALS OMG. Oh my god the chorus I am in love, I love her voice sounds so raw on this album, we haven’t heard that in years IF I’M DEAD TO YOU WHY ARE YOU AT THE WAKE CURSING MY NAME?? OMG. This is fully giving me like fae woodland imagery I just love it, the vibes of it all! AS YOU BURY ME? OH MY GOD IS SHE A GHOST IM SCREAMING I LOVE THIS PERSPECTIVE. HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK THE BRIDGE!!!!!!!! THE LINES ABOUT SCREAMING. THE BRIDGE IS UNBELIEVABLE AND THE WAY IT JUST FADES OUT I?
Mirrorball
Omg I love the vocal effects! This is full indie pop vibes I AM DIGGING IT. OH MY GOD THE CHORUS BROOO OK I OFFICIALLY LOVE THIS SONG IT’S EXACTLY THE KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE LISTENING TO. ‘Drunk as they watch my shadow, edges glisten’ oh wow the lyrics in this album are fucking otherworldly. Oh fuck this is agood bridge. I really cannot wait for all the analysis of this album by smarter people because I am not understanding BUT I AM LOVING IT. ALSO IDK WHAT A MIRRORBALL IS BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY. How does she know such fancy words, I want her brain
Seven
‘I ht my peak at seven’ ok but same? HEYY SHE MENTIONED MOON AND SATURN I AM LIVINGGGGG. It’s so soft and wistful, those are the vibes of this album so far and I am really LOVING IT. PLEASE PICTURE ME IN THE WEEDS BEFORE I LEARNED CIVILITIY I USED TO SCREAM FEROCIOUSLY ANY TIME I WANTED?? IM YELLING I LOVEEEEE THESE LYRICS OH MY GOODNESS
August
ONCE AGAIN I LOVE THE VOCAL EFFECTS, I LOVE THE WAY HER VOICE SOUNDS. Omg the chorus is catchy! I love the way she sings ‘I can see’! OK THSI SONG IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES I MEAN JUST LISTEN TO IT? I HAVE BEEN IN A STATE OF SHOCK SINCE LAST NIGHT BUT THIS IS MAGICAL ETHEREAL GROUNDBREAKING NEVER BEFORE SEEN INCREDIBLE PERFECT. OHH GOD THE BRIDGE IS COMNIG UP- YES IT’S AJFDSNAFKJSDFAF SHE WROTE THIS SONG IITS’ SO GOOD MISDFN JASDNFLJK SO MUCH FOR SUMMER LOVE AND SAYING US CAUSE U WERENT MINE TO LOSE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one fo her best songs ever EVER OMG AND THE BACKING VOCALS AT THE END AHH AND THE BEAT DROP TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK YOU’VE OUTDONE YOURSELF A G A I N ??? IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS FUCK
This is me trying
Firstly, this song title is such a mood, especially this year. The beat in this song s so good - THIS SICK BEAT. AHH THERE IS THS COOL INSTRUMENT IS IT A VIOLIN IDK BUT I LOVE IT OMG. ‘THEY TOLD ME ALL OF MY CAGES WERE MENTAL SO I GOT WASTED LIKE ALL MY POTENTIAL AND MY WORDS SHOOT TO KILL WHEN I’M BAD I HAVE A LOT OF REGRETS ABOUT THAT II WAS SO AHEAD OF THE CURVE THAT THE CURVE BECAME A SPHERE I FELL BEHIND ON MY CLASS LATE UNTIL I ENDED UP HERE POURING OUT MY HEART TO A STRANGER BUT I DIDNT POUR THE WHISKEY! Oh god the ‘AT LEAST IM TRYING’ MAAAAM. THAT LAST VERSE FUCK FUCK FUF ASJDO FUCK THE BUILD UP. Listen I don’t know what the fuck this song is about but I do know that I love it I ADORE IT I FEEL LIKE EVERY SONG IS BETTER THAN THE LAST WHAT THE FUCK
Illicit affairs
I’m so intrigued by the title of this song! I LOVE the guitar in this song omg it’s so soft and wistful? IT DIES A MIIIILLIOON LITTLE TIMES……….. I love the little falsettos, that you picked out just for HIM! Take the words for what they are, a dwindling mercurial HIGH a drug that only worked the first few hundred times AND THAT’S THE THING ABOUT ILLICIT AFFAIRS AND CLANDESTINE MEETINGS AND STOLEN STARES they show their truth one single time BUT THEY LIE AND THEY LIE AND THEY LIE A MIILION LITTLE TIMES. LOOK AT THIS IDIOTIC FOOL THAT YOU MADE ME YOU TAUGHT ME A SECRET LANGUAGE I CAN’T SPEAK WITH ANYONE ELSE and you know damn well for you I would ruin myself a million little times. Holy fuck I have 0 words this is. Unbelievable it’s sunning I LOVE the bridge? I?
Invisible string
Oh lord I am not ready for this one. I love the way she sings the pre chorus! Were the CLUUUES I didn’t see—ee-ee. Omg this song is actually so cute. CHAINS AROUND MY DEMONS? WOOL TO BRAVE THE SEASONS? HOW THE FUCK DID SHE WRITE THIS IT’S SO GOOD IM SPEECHLESS also I LOVE the strings in this song, I love the production of this entire album tbh. It’s so chill and stripped back and it makes you focus on her vocals which sound soooo good.
Mad woman
TAYLOR SAID FUCK TAYLOR SAID FUCK TAYLOR SAID FUCK IM LIVINNGGGGG. ANYYWAY I LOOOVE THIS IM DIGGING ITTT I LOVE THE CHORUS EEEEK. the second verse omg I love the anger, the bitterness, you can HEAR it in her voice! It’s obvious that wanting me dead has already brought you two together??? EEK THE BRIDGE a spinster? What a shame she went mad… YOU MADE HER LIKE THAT OMG BITCH
Epiphany
Omg the intro build up - I love it. This sounds like a church choir? Is this about a soldier in war? What? It reminds me of Dunkirk or something omg. This is again so haunting, very slow and the piano only adds to the somber tone
Betty
WHO? IS? BETTY??????? Oh hey this is a gentle intro with this instrument that sounds familiar but idk what it is but I love it. I love the melody in this omg! SHE SAID FUCK AGAIN SHE SAID FUCK AGAI NOGAS JDFHLDSDKFLD TAYLORRRRRR WOULD YOU TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF??? IM ONLY 17 I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING BUT I KNNOW MISS YOU! BITCH!!!!!!!! This is about like a lost first love! Anyway I really looove how her voice sounds in this and the melody…. I DREAMT OF YOU ALL SUMMER LONG OMG THE BRIDGE IS INCREDIBLE!!!!! Omg awww the only thing I wanna do is make it up to you so I showed up at your party?? AHH THE KEY CHANGE INI THE LAST CHORUS EEEEKKKKKK OMGGGGG WILL IT PATCH YOUR BROKEN WINGS I’M ONLY 17 IDK ANYTHING BUT I KNOW I MISS YOU OMG THE REFERENCE TO A CARDIGAN AGAIN!!!!!!!! AND THE STREETLIGHT! IM YELLING I LOVE THE PARALLELS AND THE MOTIFS and you can just hear the childish innocence int his song, I love it
Peace
This intro is SO COOL AND I AM VIBING HARD TO IT, I LOVE THE GUITAR IN THE BACKGROUND? Ok oh god I really like this one. The devil’s in the details but you got a friend in me I— THIS CHORUS IS AMAZING I ADORE IT. Omg this might be one of my favourites. Holy fuck I cannot get over how good the lyrics in this album are!!!!!!! I TALK SHIT WITH MY FRIENDS IT’S LIKE I’M WASTING YOUR HONOUR! Sit with you in the TRENCHES? Omg! WHAT IS THIS ABOUT I AM YELLING!!!!!!!!! ‘Clowns to the west’ oh hey that’s me. EEK THE SOFT KEYBOARD IN THE BACKGROUND - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoax
Last song? Ma’am I am not ready!!!!!!!!! THE PIANO IN THIS OMG. The chorus….. it’s beautiful……….. YOUR FAITHLESS LOVE’S THE ONLY HOAX I BELIEVE IN OH MY GODDDD. I’m yelling I love this so much. I loooove the angst of the chorus, the resignation that this is the one love she wants, even if it’s faithless! ‘You know I left a part of me back in New York’… THE LOUIS TOMLINSON PARALLEL DAFJKHASFKADS (I know you left a part of you in New York). ‘What you didd was just as hard’ omg what did he doooo?? MY KINGDOM COME UNDONE AHHHHH YOU HAVE BEATEN MY HEART! WHY IS THIS SONG SO BITTERSWEET IM ???????
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Challenge 3 by @mellowtrashdino
I stood on the edge of the roof, looking towards the glowing horizon. The sun is starting its daily routine of coming up early in the luscious morning sky. The bracelet made of rosary beads tingles at my wrist, telling me a Holy Council meeting is being called. I don't dare try to go through the portals while I'm emotionally weak; it's what caused my horrible injuries last time.
The sun rays dance across the frozen ice which used to be the edge of the Pacific ocean. This whole ice age caused by Lucifer is pretty funny, considering he's trying to claim the throne as Satan. He is the absolute dumbest soul I've ever known of, and I've heard about plenty of ignorant spirits.
"Awsten," Tyler says softly, giving off an itty bitty wave of warmth through the freezing air.
I look at him, creating water behind my back, watching his face as he reacts to how fast it turns to snow. If it instantly turns to ice and we're this close to the ground, you know it's cold outside.I feel him wrap warmth around my body as he speaks, "The others want to know if you're going to the meeting,"
Give me a flame and I'll tell you yes or no, I whisper into his mind.
"Why?"
Just do it.
He does as asked as I quickly create the compound for a few gorgeous fireworks. Together, we move our elements about twenty feet away from us, and push them together. My fireworks explode in the word no. Surprisingly, he laughs.
"You're so extra," he chuckles, drawing a vulgar image in the sky with magnificently handled flames. I create water to put it out. He throws his flames out to sea, hoping it will be enough to melt at least a few bits of water. Sadly, it is not.
We agree to go back inside, and as we do, I water as many plants as possible while making a few more pieces of wood for the fireplace inside. Being able to control elements is pretty cool, I guess. I'm grateful for getting my powers back, but it still kind of sucks because everyone has better abilities than me.For example, Mikey can bring upon ghosts just by thinking of it and Brendon can drain the blood of others. Not to mention the angels who just unknowingly strut about this place with their holy abilities! And Satan, God, does she get so annoying with her powers. I hate being belittled by them, even if it's not on purpose [which it mostly isn't].
"Aws!" Geoff yells from across the room, startling just about everyone. Him, Josh, Otto and Gerard are all sitting together at one of the tables in front of the beat up couch playing some card game.
Don't yell at me, or I'll yell in your head! I shouted to him through his brain. I felt his reaction as if he were me. My spiritual ability is so much better than my elemental one.
He runs a hand through his hair, looking down at his hand of cards. He always gets uncomfortable when I'm in his head. I don't think he comprehends that I cannot read minds.
Tyler grabs my shoulder and smiles, "Just thought I'd let you know he's scared and embarrassed,"
The man joins his best friend at the table, leaving me all to myself.
The rooms are mostly empty right now, as many of our people work close to God and Satan, and are up in Heaven having a meeting with the Holy Council. My best friends are playing boring card games that I wouldn't even spectate, let alone join in on. So now I'm bored and lonely, with absolutely nothing to do or work on.
My phone buzzes in my pocket, alerting me of an incoming text message. Who would be calling right now? Everyone is here.
Mikey
meet me at the gym u hoe !
awsten 🤠🤡
whyyMikey
practice lol i need help moving shit
awsten 🤠🤡
why do you need me for that
Mikey
so you can make me metal n stuff. i wanna try different pressures n bolts
awsten 🤠🤡
ohh okay
make sure you don't accidentally kill me though plz
Mikey
listen, if i have enough pressure to kill you RIGHT AWAY, then tbh I'm probably dead too
or at least unconscious
awsten 🤠🤡
THEN DON'T DO THAT
seeya
Mikey
aight
I slowly make my way over to the gymnasium, for I don't want to be the one to open it. One reason is because I'm just nervous, and the second reason is because Mikey can just zap the door to open it [which looks beautiful when he does it].
His smiling face meets me before I'm barely five feet away from the glass doors. He didn't mind walking either, he just did his version of teleportation with his lightning bolts. The man is capable of becoming a bolt and travelling with it, and he does it quite often just to flex on us. Hell, even the people who can teleport normally get jealousbecause he can complete that insane method of transportation in a stunning way. Mikey is just an all around powerful man.
"Mister Way!" I say, sticking an arm out towards him.
"Mister Knight! How wonderful it is to see you again!" He speaks, creating a small storm in his hand, offering it to me. I kindly accept it, quickly making glass and silver to capture it inside a poorly made snow globe. We watch as it takes a new form inside the clear sphere.
Suddenly, there is a loud banging at the front door. My bracelet tells me that the meeting is still in session, and everyone else is still at the base, so who could possibly be on the other side? I don't know, but I could definitely see who. My focus turns into the person banging on the door.
Who are you? I ask them. For the first time, someone enters my mind. He shoves two images inside my head; metal rods being twisted into balls, and the metal front door flying far away from its hinges. He writes stand back in front of my eyes, alertialerting me of what's to happen.
Everyone, stand away from the door.
As soon as everyone listens to my words, the image the man just showed me comes to life before us.
He steps inside, takes a deep breath, and pulls his hand away from his bloody torso.
"His demons are coming,"
whaaaaat this is so intenseeee without content im like :o 100 points!
-brook
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A P P R E C I A T I O N W E E K — NOV. 2018
“ F r i e n d s become our chosen f a m i l y. ”
To the mods — thank you. for all you do, for all the hard work and sacrifice you put in so that we can have a safe space to write with our friends. high enough praise can’t be given. thank you a million times over. @hollywoodlandhq
To Ally — my sister from another mister. we share a brain & it’s awesome. the friendship we’ve formed - although it was formed long ago, we just didn’t realize it *coughmileyxdylancough* lmao - has quickly become something so important to me that i don’t know how i ever functioned without it. the only thing i love more than writing out precious children with you is our chats out of character. whenever i have a bad day or hell, even a whole bad weekend, i know that i can log on and that you’ll make me feel better instantly. i’m so glad i finally watched the fosters & that my need for more noah/maia interaction led me to you. @hqmaia
To Vic — one of my oldest rp friends. you’ve seen me through thick and thin and i think the only thing more beautiful than our friendship is noah & cierra’s. i’ve gone to you with some of the craziest shit this weird brain of mine has come up with & never once did you laugh me out of the room or write me off. i don’t know if that says more about you or me but whichever it is, i’m beyond grateful for our friendship that just keeps getting better with age. @cierrahq
To Kingsley — i’m so glad that you worked up the courage to im me first (bc we both know full well that i was never going to be the one to bother you) because charmila is eVeRyThInG. and we shant forget the time that we /really/ bonded over a certain twitter video(s) which instantly sent our friendship up like 5 million levels. i don’t want to talk about it for fear of getting a lil hot n bothered but know that it was /quite/ the friendship former and i am so glad that you & i will forever share that experience. we saw things, man. it changed us. for the better...i think? @jfcmelton
To Charlie — another one of my age old friends. at the risk of sounding FIVE THOUSAND years old, i literally watched you grow up. i cherish our friendship so so much and it makes my heart so happy to see you out there killing the game, chasing your dreams, and owning it. i can always count on you for an ego boost and a kind word or two. @emilybettrickrds
To Bonnie — my bonbon. you are truly one of the sweetest humans i’ve never met. i mean, who tf sends a handmade christmas card all the way to hawaii along with the sweetest note i’ve ever read? things like that really make an impact on me & i hope you know how much i value the friendship we’ve built. your influence on me and my writing is something that i will forever be grateful for. and getting the chance to ship with you? priceless. @hyfdanielle
To Becca — another one of my lifers. despite all the unnecessary and idiotic bullshit that seems to come your way, you have never been anything but kind, understanding, and wonderful in all the years i’ve known you. you put your heart and soul into every one of your muses and it is absolutely inspiring. the dedication you’ve shown is something that i look to as an example and the creativity that you have is something of an aspiration to me. thank you for teaching me how fulfilling hard work in the name of a passion can be. @liliisms
To Rose — we’re connected!!! irl!!! who knew that would /ever/ be something that could possibly happen. out of aaaall the people in this big, wide world...the fact that we managed to find a mutual connection is nothing short of a miracle & a sign that we were always meant to be friends. even though i’m old enough to be your grandma (it’s fine, it’s cool, i’m fine...). i adore you & your writing & your muses, each and every one of ‘em. keep shining, you star. @joekcery
To KJ — you are literally the reason i came back to writing. i was nervous in the aftermath of things but a few simple texts from you & any hesitation was out the window. i couldn’t pass up the chance to round out the riv gang and i knew, if you were happy here, i would be happy here as well. our personalities just click and have since day one; it’s a true gift that i’ll always be thankful for. also, our love for ryan guzman’s face will forever bond us (have you /seen/ the new season of 911? HOT. DANG.). love you long time, honey. @kjapayo
To Emily — thank you for helping me keep track of our threads because anyone who knows me can attest to the fact that i’m a super mega scatter brain who is very bad at juggling multiple things & would lose her head if it wasn’t attached to her body. that said, i absolutely adore our cami/troian friendship to bits. they’re the cutest thing since newborn puppies & i’m very grateful for each and every chance i have to interact with you. @itstbellisario
To Sadie — i will never have a bigger brotp than nat & gi. they were cute af fam! not only are you an incredible writer who puts incredible amounts of effort into all her muses, you’re a fantastic admin & i’m so grateful to have you (and the rest of the admin team) at the helm of this machine. each chance i have to write against you makes me a better writer so thank you. @ohlizzo
To the rest of this lovely, little ohana — for those who don’t know, i took a few months off from writing in a group setting on tumblr over the summer. partially due to a bit of drama in the tumblr rp sphere but mostly due to a stressful solo teaching job that took every second of my life to successfully accomplish (6th, 7th, and 8th graders are no joke, y’all). but once the dust settled and i returned to my normal, far less stressful autumnal job, i came back in search of a new place to call home. thankfully, i heard whisperings of a safe space that had been set up by a few names that were familiar to me and i knew i had to throw my name into the ring. so to those i’ve known for a while from past places, i’ve enjoyed every minute back in your ranks. to those newer who found a home here in this place, i’m so glad you did. i’m glad you found us. to everyone, thanks for being here. happy six months, hollywoodland!
#hwlappreciation2018#i'm sorry i don't have time to tag everyone#but know this extends to each & every one of you#even if we've never spoken#i'm grateful that you're here with us :)#okay imma go home before i get weepy at work#be back online in an hour or so
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DEATH CITY DAYS 123
[[cont from part 122]]
*somewhere, in a vacant field, is a mud pile...that starts bubbling up*
*a straw pops up through the mud, sucking in air...*
*then a...bear's head pops up*
mimeca: *pokes head out*
ManBearFix: "WEE! We're free!" ^w^ *shifts--then grimaces* "I'm stuck...This sun-baked mud is as hard as rock..."
*it sounds like something clip-clopping up to them...*
mimeca: *yanks him out*
ManBearFix: *gasps* "Ah...My new lungs just ain't what they used to be--" *looks up*
Dr. Sasaki: *riding a horse, staring at the two of them*
mimeca: OwO;;;;;;
ManBearFix: "..." *gulps* "What's up, Doc?"
Dr. Sasaki: "..." *tosses two bundles of rope to Mimeca*
mimeca: ??
Dr. Sasaki: "Tie yourselves up."
ManBearFix: "..." *looks at the ropes* "Look, I'm all for some fun, but how are we to tie ourselves up? If I tie her up, she can't tie me up, and if she ties me up--"
Dr. Sasaki: *aims four guns at ManBearFix*
ManBearFix: OwO; "But I've been eager to learn!"
-elsewhere-
Danro: "Try the scones--Madoka's new recipe."
honda: delicious as always! haha! now, onto business...i take it you've heard the recent news?
Danro: "There's been so much of it as to lose track. Shall we begin with that Asakusa business, or Arg?"
honda: both quite shocking but i was thinking of the events in the nether...
Danro: "..." *sets down his tea* "How did they know where to corner us?"
honda: i cant say for certain, but i suspect there may be a splinter cell within the fire force...
Danro: "That's a surprising accusation. Any evidence?"
honda: sadly, no. perhaps im just rambling...
Danro: "It's definitely a conspiracy theory--literally, a theory about a conspiracy...We already know of the reports about the founding of the Church of the Sun, and there was work some with Haijima have done with enemies against the state."
honda: hmm...and with arg's assassination....
Danro: *nods* "Arg was losing his mind from whatever happened to him in that fire. But even he wasn't talented enough to kill himself like that, or that unlucky to do it by accident. And given how good a fighter he was...whoever killed him wants us to know their power."
-elsewhere-
"Zack": *brushing his teeth* *muffled* "Mornin'."
hachi: haaa~ that shower is AWFUL! =w=
Random Sheep: "Your face betrays you."
riko: how goes storing everything?
"Zack": *brushing his teeth* *muffled* "Mornin'."
hachi: haaa~ that shower is AWFUL! =w=
Random Sheep: "Your face betrays you."
riko: how goes storing everything?
"Zack": *spits into the sink* "It's not fun. The storehouses are dusty, and I think I saw a possum."
riko: *sigh* we're going to need to do a lot of maintenance...
Random Sheep: "Well, I got the water heater to work, so now I can try fiddling with the circuit breakers..."
-elsewhere-
*in the woods, along a muddy path, a horse is tied to a post outside a cabin*
ManBearFix: *tied to a chair* "H-Hey! I thought we were going back to prison!"
Dr. Sasaki: *humming while she sets a plate of food in front of Mimeca at a table*
mimeca: *looks around*
*there are photos hanging on the walls, degrees, a bookshelf...stairs look to go upstairs and into the cellar*
Dr. Sasaki: *sets a plate of grits in front of ManBearFix*
ManBearFix: -n- "They look mushy..."
Dr. Sasaki: "Do you know why I didn't return you two to prison?"
mimeca: *shakes head*
ManBearFix: "...Aw, fuck, I read 'Misery.' You're going to dissect us and kill us!"
Dr. Sasaki: "One cannot dissect _then_ kill someone. Dissection suggests the specimen is already dead. You're thinking of _vivi_section. And no, I am not going to kill you." *looks at Mimeca*
mimeca: *head tilt*
Dr. Sasaki: "I realized I could not have the prison reviewing every bit of my work and how far I must go in order to diagnose your conditions--and your abilities..." *shovels a spoon of grits, bringing them to Mimeca's mouth* "Who's ready for the relief plane to bring its food rations to the hungry villagers? VROOM." *brings the spoon to Mimeca's mouth*
mimeca: >n<# *takes the spoon and eats, pouting*
ManBearFix: "Well, that's all kinds of fun, but I'm bored now." *vibrates, fraying the ropes as he rips them off, wipes the dust off his shirt's shoulders, and stands* "Thank you for this lovely meal, but we're leaving." *picks up Mimeca's chair* "Let's go, girl." *walks to the door--*
Dr. Sasaki: *sighs, presses a button on her remote*
*multiple red scope laser beams point at ManBearFix and Mimeca*
mimeca: OxO;;;;;;
ManBearFix: OnO;
Dr. Sasaki: "Sit. Down. And eat."
ManBearFix: >n>; "Mimeca? I'm kind of missing prison..."
-elsewhere-
Mandy: *reading a file* " 'Mitsy Gainor. Sign: Zodiac. Hobbies: Dancing--"
Yoh: "Pole dancing, amirite?"
katy: *elbows him*
Yoh: "Oh!"
Dr. Summer: *dope slap*
Yoh: >n<#
Mandy: "Chief, I think if we follow Miss Gainor, we'll be able to find the kids!"
katy: sounds good. do we know where she lives?
Dr. Summer: "I had to drop her off once--an apartment complex on South Pacific Avenue."
-elsewhere-
Axel: "Dude, look at all the snails and worms on the sidewalk!"
zeke: is that kid actually helping them across the road?
kenji: there there little buddies. you'll be safe soon. ^^
Axel: "Yeah, and is that kid hiding behind bushes?"
Koda: Q_Q;
-elsewhere-
Kepuri: *walks into work* "Hello, gophers."
Yohei: *waves at coworkers* "Yo."
Employee: *looking at what seems to be a Quirk support item*
employee 2: osu! *waves while upside down*
Kepuri: "Oh, you finally got the stabilizers working?" *examines Employee 2's wristbands*
employee 2: yus ma'am!
Kepuri: "Hmm..." *holds an ear up to a wristband* "That hum is worrisome--it's wasting power. That's an aluminum wire--switch to copper and check the weight distribution."
employee 2: huh, hadnt thought 'bout that. thanks.
Yohei: "??? Hei, is that a new flux capacitor?" *moves a hand up to the device--*
hei: dont touch that! i just finished cleaning it!!
Yohei: *pulls back his hand* "Wow, sorry. Just was curious how you corrected the bi-directional static interference."
-elsewhere-
Haumea: "Please tell me he's still not moping about Orochi."
kagu-tsuchi: i tried speaking with him, but he isnt listening...
Haumea: " 'Speaking with him'? With what, fists? Kicks? 'Cause that's the only way that little baby will respond to anything."
kagu-tsuchi: lady haumea.....
Haumea: -_-# "God, you can be so useless--I'll talk to him. Yo! Ritsu--bring him out!"
-elsewhere-
tamaki: *wrapped up in a blanket*
Arthur: *walks in*
tamaki: hey....*small smile*
Arthur: "..." *looks away*
tamaki:....arthur...
Arthur: "..."
tamaki:.....would you read me a story?
Arthur: "...Which one?"
tamaki: any one. i just...need to hear someone talk right now, i guess...
Arthur: "..." *picks a book from the shelf...sits next to her, but not exactly close to her* "..." *flips to a page* "...'"On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it was Court Hand and Summulae Logicales, while the rest of the week it was the Oraganon, Repetition and Astrology...'"
tamaki: *listening*
Arthur: " 'The governess was always getting muddled with her astrolabe, and when she got specially muddled she would take it out of the Wart by rapping his knuckles.'"
-elsewhere-
Mitsy: *fiddling with keys in her pocket* =_=# "Just need four hours, then I'll be ready to go..." *yawns...sniffs* "Ugh--and a bath..." *opens the apartment door*
dog: *whines, wanting food*
Mitsy: "..." *picks up doggie* "Hello, sweetie muffins--did you miss mommy?"
dog: 8D
Mitsy: "Let's get baby some num-nums!" *walks to the cabinet, pulling out the dog food*
-across the street-
Summer: "What's she doing in there?"
mandy: awww puppy!
katy:...cats are way better.
Yoh: "??? From that psychological profile thingie you wrote up, I didn't think she'd be so...giddy around her puppy."
katy: they're rough estimates...
Summer: "I've worked with her for a year, and I didn't even think she'd do something like this..." *clenches her fists, shaking with fury*
katy: doc?
Summer: "I want to bring her down, and the rest of these child kidnappers."
katy: we will.
Yoh: "Wait--she's doing something..."
katy: *looks*
Mitsy: *has set her doggie on the table with a doggie dish with food in it...she seems to be on the phone...*
katy: *listening in*
Mitsy: "Uh huh...Right, 11 o'clock. I'll be there. What? What?! No, I'm not buying those brats more food! Fuck 'em--they can starve! No, I--wait, hang on--" *to her doggie* "D'aw, aren't you hungry, sweetie?" *scratches behind the dog's ear*
katy: unbelievable!
Summer: *growls, starting to step out of the van--*
katy: doctor, summer, wait!
Summer: *has one foot out--*
Yoh: *grabs Summer by the waist--and supplexes her back inside*
Mitsy: "???" *looks out the window--and sees nothing* "...Yeah, no, I'm listening." *takes off her shoes* "Fine! Jeez! I'll get you eyedrops too for your idiot sister! Fuck!"
mandy: ._.
Summer: *pulled back in, lying with her back on Yoh's chest* "... ... ..." *clenches her fist, as mud outside the van starts to condense into hard spheres...*
Yoh: "Now, Doc, you know we have to be incognito--"
Summer: *smashes a mud sphere into his face*
-elsewhere-
In: *eyes bandaged, lying in bed* "..."
out: kylie? you ok girl?
In: "Cam?" *tries to sit up--then pauses--* "!!! Watch your step!"
out: ??
*Out fails to notice a broken floorboard before she steps onto it--*
out: WOAH!
*Out's foot falls through the floorboard--before the top of the board smacks her in the face*
In: "I tried to warn you! Didn't you see it?!"
out: what the hell?!
In: "Yeah, it was-- ..." *touches her bandages* "...What the hell..."
out: sis you're freaking me the eff out.
In: "..." *shaking* "What he did to my eyes..." *starts tugging on the bandages*
-elsewhere-
mina: it's time my dudes, for the mother-heckin gallon joust!
Eijiro: *seated--and pulls on goggles*
sero: may the best player win.
Bakugo: "THAT'S ME, TAPEWORM!"
mina: sato, get the camera ready!
Sato: *holding the camera, thumbs up*
mina: ready and....GO!
Bakugo: *PUSHES THE CART* "RAAAAAAWR!"
Eijiro: "WOOOOO!"
sero: YAAAAAAGH!!!
Sato: *aiming back and forth--*
*SPLOOSH*
mina: OOOH! OH SHIT FAM!
sero: YEOWZA THAT IS COLD!!
Bakugo + Eijiro: *LOUD PASSIONATE SCREAMING*
Hyde: "..." *picks up a mop* "Dang kids..."
-elsewhere-
Kyoka: "Thank you for taking us out, Doctor."
yosano: of course, girls. ^^
Kyoka: "What would you like, Sylvia?" *looking at the menu*
sylvia: i-i dunno...
Kyoka: "Split a parfait?"
sylvia: a-are you alright with that?
Kyoka: *nods* "I would like that."
sylvia: o-o-ok. .////.;;;
Kyoka: "Great...You aren't allergic to strawberries, are you?"
sylvia: i-i dont think so, no...
Kyoka: "Good. Although I'm sure Dr. Yosano could help if you had an allergic reaction..."
-elsewhere-
Axel: "You know what I miss? Professional sporting events. What kinds of teams are there in Death City?"
zeke: well they got baseball, football, basketball, hockey, rugby, swimming, track, soccer-
Jonas: TT~TT
Axel: "...Dude, I think we need to take him to a game, or he's going to leave ghost tear stains everywhere. Again."
zeke: good call...
Axel: "Jonas? Would you like to take in a game--"
Jonas: *grabs Zeke by the face with ghost hands* "Which sport?"
zeke: i think there's a baseball game later this evening.
Jonas: "WOOT!' *lifts up Zeke* "Baseball!"
zeke: *CRASHES INTO THE CEILING* ......lil help?
Axel: "..." *texts NOTers* [baseball game tonight. also bro needs first aid kit]
-elsewhere-
Pumpkin: "Have a seat..."
overhaul: ....
Pumpkin: "Got to say, you're here earlier than I expected..."
overhaul: yeah no kidding. so...how's progress?
Pumpkin: "Not too shabby...Children are much more pliant for this kind of Quirk cultivation, are they not?"
overhaul: really....no hiccups to speak of?
Pumpkin: "I'll be honest with you--I had assigned someone to kidnap a parent to see the effects on an adult, but she fouled that up."
overhaul:....let's see them then.
Pumpkin: "Of course..." *nods to a door*
overhaul: *walks over*
*the door slides open on its own, revealing a stairway*
Pumpkin: "Careful--it's still a bit damp..."
-elsewhere-
Mitsy: *pets her doggie* "Be good while Mommy's out, 'kay?"
doggie: *WOOF*
Mitsy: *blows a kiss before locking the door and heading down the stairs*
Yoh: *asleep in the van*
doggie: *waits for her to leave before opening the back door, letting a bunch of other dogs in as they start partying*
Yoh: *snores/snorts himself awake* "Huh? What? Was that a party horn?" *looks--and spots Mitsy leaving* "?!!"
katy: alright, lets go.
-elsewhere-
Duncan: -^- "--and then there's the 'Fancy Dan,' where the player adds some flourish on their ball throw..."
girl: uh-huh.
Duncan: "I used to play baseball--I was quite good at it!"
girl: really now...
Duncan: "Really! I could show you my stuff at a game some time--"
girl: oh, my dad's here! *walks over to her dad*
Duncan: "??? Dad?"
Coach Dad: "Hey, sweetie! How did it go?"
girl: good up until some loser started talking to me.
Duncan: Q_Q;
Coach Dad: "Now, sweetie, that's not nice to say--" *spots Duncan* "...Nevermind. I get it now."
Duncan: Q____________Q
-elsewhere-
Asher: *grabs a hoodie* "...Why are we doing this?"
izumi: it'll be fun.
Asher: *grunts* "It still sounds like work, or babysitting...People don't like being coddled."
izumi: ....
Asher: "This better not be embarrassing-- ... ... ..."
Spirit: *decked out in baseball fan attire*
izumi:........
Spirit: "...Yay, go team!" ^^;;;
Asher: "...Pfft."
-elsewhere-
Mitsy: *walks through Santa Monica Pier, past a roller coaster* "..."
-some seagulls perched on a bench just watch her go by-
Mitsy: *grumbles* "F'ing winged rats..."
-one of them takes off and poops on her shoulder-
Mitsy: ono# "..." *reaching into her purse--...then thinks better of it and pulls out a tissue* "Fucking crap..." *heads through the carnival game booths*
Yoh: *looking through binoculars* "A carnival?"
mandy: spoopy.
Yoh: *looks* "??? I don't understand."
Mitsy: *disappears amidst the booths*
katy: let's go.
Summer: "Hang on..." *lowers her tote bag, scooping up a ton of sand off the beach* "Okay..."
Yoh: "Think you can handle this, Doc?" *still bandaged up*
Summer: -_-# "Don't talk to me. Ever."
Yoh: >_>;
-inside-
Xavier: *literally biting on the prison bars*
Timmy: *looking up scared from the cell at Overhaul and Pumpkin*
overhaul: well? say something, brat.
Timmy: "I-I want to go home...Please, sir..."
overhaul:....
Timmy: "We want to go home...We're tired, they aren't feeding us!"
overhaul: do you think that's _my_ problem?
Timmy: "?!"
Xavier: *growling* "WE'RE HERE BECAUSE OF ADULTS LIKE YOU! LET US OUT, YOU BASTARD!" *shaking the bars*
overhaul: what? do you want your mommy?
Timmy: *stunned*
Pumpkin: *looks at Overhaul* "We found newly developed Quirks in these children...I'm keen to see what your technology could do to enhance some of our prime candidates."
-elsewhere-
Ragnarok: -_-# "I hate these late shifts..."
*a customer walks into the store...*
Customer: "..." *picking up items, shoving them into his pockets*
kyouko: oi!
Customer: *rips open a candy bar, shoving it into his mouth*
kyouko: *bodychucks him*
Customer: *falls to the floor, with a loud hiss--as something flies off of him...something crawling and tiny and red...*
kyouko: oh shit- hyde!
*a toilet is heard flushing, before Hyde steps out*
Hyde: "Okay, okay, I brought the key back--"
*ants are all over the floor*
Hyde: "...What the hell?"
kyouko: D8<
Customer: *writhing on the floor, more ants crawling out of him...as his body deflates...*
Hyde: "...Ragnarok, Kyouko already took out the trash--you can clean up the ants."
-elsewhere-
Jonas: *"sitting" in the baseball stands* =n=
lei-lei: *eating popcorn*
Axel: "Hey, cheer up, man--we got cotton candy!"
Jonas: "..." *reaches hand--and it passes through the candy*
Axel: OwO;
Spirit: *rambling--* "--and you can see the star players and their numbers dotting the back of the field--"
Asher: "Zzzz..."
zeke: *looking around*
Spirit: *points* "That's the number of Orlando Abreu--pitched five no-hitters in one season! And that's Rusney "Boots" Black's number--"
Jonas: "?! BOOTS?!"
zeke: you know them?
Jonas: "They were on my team! What the hell?! They got to be players?!"
Spirit: "...Actually, Boots is the coach and manager now--" *pointing to the field*
Boots: *waving to the stands, to loud applause*
Jonas: OnO##### "...I'm going to the bathroom. To haunt people." *floats away*
zeke: jonas-...*sigh* i'll go follow him...
Axel: "Same--we're out of soda. And I need the potty." *follows*
Duncan: TTnTT "Then she said, 'He's a loser, Dad'..."
hibiki: ....
Duncan: "...This is where you say, 'No, Duncan, you have many wonderful qualities'..."
hibiki: like what?
Duncan: "I'm persistent!"
-elsewhere-
Mitsy: "Hey, girl--where's the boss?"
may: downstairs.
Mitsy: "Entertaining our gracious benefactor?" *tosses a tissue into the trash* "Showing off the brats?"
may: .....
Mitsy: "Entertaining our gracious benefactor?" *tosses a tissue into the trash* "Showing off the brats?"
may: .....
Mitsy: "...Oh, still think you're too good to respond? Like you're any better..."
-elsewhere-
Summer: "Damn it..." *looking through the carnival* "Where is it..."
katy: creepy...
mandy: i think my brother went exploring here once…
Summer: "Are you freaking kidding me?!" *grabs Yoh by the collar* "We're trying to find missing children, and you're playing games?!"
Booth Operator: "?!! M-Missing kids?" >_>;;;;;
katy: yes, *shows them a photo of mitsy* this woman is belived to be involved with the case, have you seen her?
Booth Operator: "N-No?"
Summer: "..."
Yoh: "..." *grabs the tiger plushie--*
Operator: "H-Hey! Give that back--"
Yoh: *rips the head off*
katy: ._.
Yoh: *reaches in--* "OW!" *pulls out his hand--with a syringe stuck in his finger*
katy: !!!!
Operator: "... ... ..." *his arm stretches--as he swings it at the cops*
katy: *ducks*
Yoh: *rips the syringe out* "Damn it!"
Summer: *takes the syringe* "...What the hell is this..." *rips the syringe out, tapes the top, pockets it*
Operator: *swinging noodle limbs at Katy and Mandy* "Can't let you leave now!" *slams fists down*
mandy: *aims her tazer gun*
Operator: *swings his fist to the left of Katy's head*
katy: GNH-
Operator: "You're not getting out of here!" *swings the arm around--Katy's neck*
mandy: *shoots the taser gun*
*the Operator vibrates--loosening his grip on Katy*
katy: *gasps for air* t-thanks.
Operator: *falls down*
Summer: "What is this thing supposed to be?" *pulls the vial out of her pocket* "It had a syringe with it--likely a doping mechanism for, I assume, his Quirk?"
katy: hinoki, you feeling alright?
Yoh: "Fine, I guess? I don't have a Quirk, so it wouldn't have affected me..."
Operator: "..." *reaching into his jacket...*
mandy: *stomps on his hand*
Operator: "GAH!" *drops another vial*
Yoh: "Why would someone be passing around some Quirk drug in a carnival?"
mandy: alright bub, start talkin!
Operator: "You're getting nothin' out of me!" *swings the other arm--*
Summer: *rock-hand catch--and crushes*
Operator: Q___Q "The boss won't like this!"
katy: and where is this boss of yours?
Yoh: *jumps into the booth*
Summer: "Oh, for crying out loud--You're still obsessing about the stupid game?!"
Yoh: *pulls a lever--*
*THUD*
Yoh: "...Ow."
-elsewhere-
Guard 1: *checking a monitor* "??? Stretch opened the door at the bottle booth. His shift isn't over for another two hours..."
guard 2: zzzz...
Guard 1: "...Please, don't get up, I'll take a look." *attaches a gauntlet, gets up to leave--then smacks Guard 2 on the back of the head*
guard 2: GNRK- whu? waz goin on?
Guard 1: "Get up--something weird's happening at Stretch's booth."
-elsewhere-
Pumpkin: *measuring out a substance in a syringe* "I have to thank you for this new supply...It's been quite instructive."
overhaul: dont mention it.
Pumpkin: "I've been quite fascinated with all your Quirks can accomplish...Nothing like what I've seen where I'm from."
overhaul: oh?
Pumpkin: "...Oh, didn't I mention? Yeah, I'm not from here."
overhaul: yeah, you do have kind of an accent. you from Britain or something?
Pumpkin: "...Think further. Much further."
overhaul: laos?
Pumpkin: "Another world..."
overhaul: you're bullshitting me.
Pumpkin: "I assure you, this is not some rubbish. I am what you might call an out-realmer, from outside of this realm."
overhaul: prove it.
Pumpkin: "...A talking pumpkin isn't enough proof? What, do you have herds of jack o'lantern scarecrows, grazing on the wide open fields of the Great Plains?"
overhaul: ...there's been weirder, honestly.
Pumpkin: "Well, I would open a portal to show you another dimension, but that'd sap much power...I already know your world has magic, so..." *twirls some magical dust in the air* "...this probably doesn't impress you either, huh?"
-clunk-
overhaul: ??
Pumpkin: "??? One of your enforcers?"
overhaul: *takes out his pistol*
*the door opens, showing...Guard 1, standing in sunglasses*
Pumpkin: "Well? What's going on?"
Guard 1: "..." *unconscious, gets kicked into the room, towards Overhaul*
overhaul: ?!?! *aims his gun*
Yoh: *battle roar, as he pushes Guard 1 into the room like a human shield*
*a sand trail follows Yoh...*
-elsewhere-
Xavier: *growls* "Come on--don't wimp out on this. It's all or nothing!"
girl: so what's the plan?
Timmy: "I-I guess we need to get out of the cell first? Can anyone teleport?"
boy: i can make my hair move on its own.
Xavier: "Brilliant! You ever steal keys out of someone's pocket?"
-elsewhere-
Jonas: *'pacing' in the men's restroom*
zeke: he's not coming out from there...
Axel: "Well, I already did my business, so I'm out of ideas..." *looking around the hall, seeing the 'Manager's VIP Lounge'* "..." *a hallway light flickers over his head* "Wait...I'm getting an idea..."
zeke: ??
Axel: "Jonas has unfinished business, right?"
zeke: i guess?
Axel: "And we can't find his family anywhere, because he's kind of a dick, right?"
zeke: well-
Axel: "But this manager guy went to school with him, so he may know how he got offed. We find out who really killed Jonas, and bam, Jonas's soul does...whatever happens when souls pass on!"
zeke: hmm.
Axel: "Come on--what have we got to lose?" *knocks on the VIP door*
-elsewhere-
Asher: *yawns, stretches*
hibiki: hey...
Asher: "..." *grunts, looks away*
hibiki:....you still mad?
Asher: "...Yeah, I'm still pretty mad. Who asked you..."
hibiki: are you mad because i told spirit?
Asher: "...Yeah. I didn't ask you to get involved. I didn't ask any of you to butt in. You don't know what could have happened."
hibiki: would you want to stay in that situation?
Asher: "No, but I didn't want to drag someone else into that mess."
hibiki: then what were you planning to do then, huh?
Asher: "We had a plan--Cassidy was going to get enough money for us to move out."
hibiki: how long would that have taken?
Asher: "...I don't know--I left it to Cassidy to figure out the costs..."
hibiki: .....
Asher: "...What if that crazy bitch did something to Izumi? You think I'd want that on my conscience, too?"
hibiki: well she didnt...
Asher: "She could've--we're not all some powerhouses like your family."
hibiki: being a powerhouse has nothing to do with doing the right thing....look, you cant keep carrying this burden on your own or you'll just get crushed by it. i've seen it happen...
Asher: "...I thought weapons are designed just to carry the burden for their meister."
hibiki: being a weapon doesnt mean you're a slave.
Asher: "..." *holds their head* "I don't know what a weapon is for...I was just born like this, and when I found my ability..."
hibiki: would you like to speak with a councilor?
Asher: "...Might as well."
hibiki: it's a start....you dont have to go through this alone.
Asher: "...If I ended up getting Izumi hurt, or you, or another classmate, that's not something I want on my head. Those black blood whatever walker things..."
-elsewhere-
Los Angeles Police Dispatcher: "Unit 42, what's your emergency?"
-BOOOOM-
officer: THAT.
Dispatcher: "...Sending emergency teams now. You're on the phone, so I need a visual or a description."
Quirk-Enhanced Guard: *claws extended, slicing*
katy: *shooting*
Claws: *slices the gun apart*
katy: !!!
*A Laser-Eye Quirk Guard chases Mandy*
mandy: shit shit shit! >~<;;
*families are fleeing the carnival--rides are on fire...*
Beach Bodybuilder: "Okay, people--you know what to do." *flexes* "Get those bad guys!"
Beach Bodybuilder 2: *rushes at Claws--and tackles them*
mandy: thank you!
Beach Bodyguilder 2: *chokehold* "You're welcome, officer!"
Lasers: "Like that'll be enough!" *blasts towards Mandy*
mandy: WAH!
*something blows up under Laser's feet, knocking them back*
Laser: "?!! What're they doing down there?!"
-downstairs-
may: !!!!
Mitsy: *grabbing a rifle* "I knew we should've killed the Doc earlier." *aims at the door*
may: *picks up a chair and smacks her with it*
Mitsy: *stumbles...then looks back with a glare* "Oh, you fucking cunt!" *aims the rifle*
may: *kicks the rifle*
Mitsy: "?!" *the kick blasts a shot into the wall, before the rifle falls out of her hands* "..." *swings at May*
may: *ducks and punches her in the stomach*
Mitsy: *air knocked out of her, doubles over*
may: *takes the keys and heads toward the cells*
Mitsy: "No, you don't..." *crawling after her*
may: *KICK*
Mitsy: "FUCK--" *and rolls down the stairs, one at a time*
-elsewhere-
Summer: *in Rock Giant form, creating rock shields*
overhaul: *shooting*
*rock shields chip away but hold up*
Yoh: *sweeps his leg at Pumpkin's head*
Pumpkin: *bends back--in an unnatural pose*
Yoh: "??? That's some yoga..."
Pumpkin: *snaps back--swinging a blade* "Indeed."
Yoh: *dodging, but his shirt gets sliced*
summer: shit!
Yoh: "Don't worry, Doc--this guy is a stringbean!" *swings his foot at Pumpkin's hand--and it snaps off*
Pumpkin: "..." *looks at his stump*
Yoh: "...Wow, I've gotten stronger--"
Pumpkin: *fires a magic shield at Yoh, slamming him through the ceiling and three stories above the ground*
Yoh: *air knocked out of him, just hanging above the ground* <Wh-Wh-What?!>
Pumpkin: "..." *releases*
Yoh: *starts falling* "Wow, wow, wow!" *flinging his arms, his descent increasing*
summer: !!! *rushes to catch him*
Pumpkin: *slings balls of fire at Summer's feet*
Yoh: "AAAAAAAH!!!"
summer: *creating a rock ramp and slides up it*
Yoh: *spots her* *holds out his hand*
-nice catch!-
Yoh: QwQ "My hero..."
summer: you're welcome.
*a firework shoots up at them*
summer: !!!
Yoh: "!!! Dodge!"
summer: *looks*
*seems to be a giant slide below...*
summer: oh boy.
Yoh: "..." *shifts* "Hang on!"
summer: ?!
Yoh: *crawls over her until she's grasping his legs* "Narrow your body as much as you can--we're sliding down!"
summer: *doing so*
Yoh: *holds out his arms like a bird swooping down--then folds them in like a penguin diving into the ocean and--perfect land on the slide--and going all the way down...*
overhaul: the fuck...
Yoh: "WOOOO!!!"
Pumpkin: "...This world is bizarre." *looks up at the ferris wheel* "...You may want to move back a bit."
overhaul: ??
*Yoh and Summer come to a stop at the base of the slide*
Yoh: "Phew! Glad that training paid off..." *his wounds look like they opened, bleeding in his bandages*
summer: !!!
Yoh: "??? What?"
summer: your wounds are opened again, idiot!
Yoh: "...Ha! You haven't seen anything! That's remedial lessons in Hinoki martial arts training!" *battle pose*
summer: -___-;
Yoh: "You weren't bad yourself either, Doc! That Quirk is rock solid! ...Ha."
overhaul: *aims his gun*
Yoh: "!!! Duck!"
-WHAPISH-
overhaul: ?!?!?
Xavier: *chomping on Claws' legs*
Claws: "GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!"
summer: !!!
Yoh: ._.; "Man, they just don't raise kids well nowadays."
Timmy: *offers a hand to Leah* "Come on!"
leah: *following*
may: come on, let's go!
*a gunshot goes off*
may: GRK- *clutching her arm*
Timmy: "?!! Ma'am! Are you okay--GRRK!"
Mitsy: *clutching Timmy by the neck, choking, aiming her rifle at May*
may: !!!!
Mitsy: "I spent too much work getting these brats for the boss!" *holding the rifle awkwardly, and Timmy by the neck, she reaches for a syringe*
may: let go of him!
Mitsy: "Shut up! You creep in on my turf, try to take my spot--and now, I'm going to use this to turn this stupid fucking brat into my new attack dog!" *jams the syringe into Timmy's neck*
may: NO!!
Timmy: *SCREAMS*
Mitsy: "Yes! Bet you didn't know this Trigger has mind control properties!" *pushes Timmy down* "Now attack that bitch, brat!"
Timmy: "... ... ..." *his eyes glow*
may: !!!!
leah: *shaking*
Mitsy: "Okay, kid, I want you to kill that bitch--"
Timmy: *just stands there*
Mitsy: "...Today? Come on! What are you waiting for--" *grabs Timmy by the shoulder*
Timmy: *turns, death glare*
Mitsy: "?!"
*Mitsy is flung back, smashing into a light pole*
may: !!!
Mitsy: *groans...* "Stupid brat! I'm not done--" *moves her hand to reach into her pocket--when something slams down on her hand* "OW!!"
Xavier: "Nah-uh! Not again, you bastard!"
Mitsy: "Let go!"
Timmy: *he looks like he's in a daze*
may: *picks him up and runs*
Mitsy: "I said let go--" *finally grabs a syringe--and stabs it into Xavier's foot*
Xavier: *yelps...then starts panting*
Mitsy: "..." *sneers*
leah: *trembling and screaming*
Xavier: *his back starts contorting...*
summer: !!!
Xavier: *starts howling, as he takes on an animalistic form*
Mitsy: *chuckles* "Good doggy..."
Xavier: *slobbering, looking at Leah*
leah: *trembling*
Mitsy: "That's right, doggy! Get them! Get them all--"
*CHOMP*
Mitsy: "..."
Xavier: *biting into her shoulder, muffled* "You may try controlling me--BUT I HATE YOU MORE!"
Mitsy: "..." *SCREAMS, punching at Xavier's snout*
Xavier: *lets go--and bites into her again, tackling her*
Mitsy: *screaming bloody murder*
-elsewhere-
Axel: *knocks on the VIP lounge door*
zeke: i think he's still on the field.
Axel: "Yeah, probably--but maybe if we say we're friends of Jonas they'll let us wait here?" *keeps knocking*
guard: hey! you two!
Axel: *looks around* "..." *points at himself" "???"
zeke: oh fuzz.
Axel: "W-We just wanted to meet the manager!" OwO;
guard: well he's on the field.
Axel: "But it's real important--it's a matter of life and death!"
guard: yeah yeah, right...
Axel: "No, seriously, we got a dead man in the bathroom--"
guard: ?!?! this better not be a prank...
Axel: "No, really! He's pacing back and forth right now!"
guard: *opens the door*
*there's no one inside...*
guard: you two think this is funny?
Axel: "...I mean, kinda? We told you we had a dead man here, then he floated away somewhere 'cause he's kind of pissy--"
guard: ok, im going to ask you two to come with me-
Axel: "To see the manager?"
guard: to the security office.
Axel: Q_Q; "Whoops..."
-elsewhere-
Yoh: *runs up a wall, then leaps off to dodge some creature*
bat monster: *shrieks as it charges at him*
Yoh: *jumps--onto its back*
bat monster: *SKREEEEEEE*
Yoh: <Onward, Tianma!> *kicks its sides*
summer: *attacking the weird creatures*
Goblin: *punching through a rock wall, dissolving it into sand, reaching for Summer's neck*
summer: get back!!
Goblin: *growls--before scratching her arm*
boy: *hair whipping at some monsters*
Spider Beast: *retracts, struggling to crawl up its own web*
leah: w-what are these things?!
Timmy: *holding his head* "Not...from here..."
may: come on, we need to get out of here!
Xavier: *slobbering* "Why? This is fun!" *chewing into a dead bat creature*
leah: !!!! look out!
*a giant rat crashes into Xavier, heading towards Timmy*
Timmy: "..." *holds up a hand, forming an invisible barrier*
Rat: *CLUNK* *collapses*
???: "Should've seen this coming..."
???: ....
???: "..." *pulls the bandages off her eyes*
out: how are you holding up, sis?
In: *blinks* "Ugh, everything's too bright..." *rubbing her eyes...they are now yellow-orange with green sclerae...*
out: sis....
In: "...What? Something in my nose?"
out: *holds up her compact mirror*
In: "... ... ..." *SCREAMS*
overhaul: tch- this is getting to be too chaotic for my liking...im getting out of here...
*a car pulls up*
chronostasis: get in.
Rikiya: "...This looks awful outside."
overhaul: yeah, no shit.
Rikiya: "...I didn't touch the mini-fridge, if you want your bottled water..."
-meanwhile-
Yoh: *sitting on the bat creature, petting its head* "It's just like taming horses--only with wings."
bat creature: *SKREEEEEEE*
Yoh: *punches it in the eye* "Be quiet!"
*The Ferris Wheel's lights have gone out...The only light in the decimated carnival is fire...*
summer: this is getting to be too much....
Yoh: "??? Really? The way my sister tells it, this is kind of typical for the States. What's wrong, the rock-hard doctor can't handle it?"
summer: your sister, huh?
Yoh: *nods* "She's definitely not at my power level, but she helped knock down a space station. And the Fear Factory."
summer: wait then....that girl, mana hinoki is your sister?
Yoh: "Oh, you read about her?"
summer: in the news, yeah-
-BOOOOM-
Yoh: "?!"
*a loud creaking sound is heard...like a tether has snapped...*
Yoh: "...Is that wheel getting...larger?"
*The Ferris Wheel is tipping...*
summer: shit! *creating a rock shield around them*
*The Ferris Wheel slams down, its power generator exploding in flames*
Yoh: *coughs*
katy: !!!! shit!
*a figure stands amidst the flames...the flames start turning green*
mandy: *aims her gun*
*the figure starts cackling, an orange light shining from his mouth...the orange light gets brighter...
katy: .....
*the light grows...then fires towards them*
katy: !!!!
mandy: GET DOWN!
*FWOOSH*
mandy: EEK!
*the green fire explodes around Katy and Mandy*
Pumpkin: *emerges from the fire, his glowing mouth curled into a sardonic grin*
mandy: Q~Q permission to pee myself?
katy: not on top of me!
Pumpkin: *chuckles* "There's nothing better than seeing a weak, powerless human where they belong: groveling at my feet."
mandy: Q~Q;;;
{????: please....dont kill me.... please! i didnt mean to...}
Pumpkin: *stares* "..." *shakes his head slightly, before the fire in his mouth charges up again, as he faces Mandy...*
Yoh: "Low bridge!" *sweeps a leg, snapping Pumpkin's femur in two*
Pumpkin: "?!" *stumbles, vomiting fire just in front of Mandy's feet*
mandy: EEEK!
Yoh: "Ha! For some weird demonic magic thing, you're pretty scrawny and feeble--"
*SWISH*
Yoh: *held by his limbs in fiery rings*
katy: !!
Pumpkin: "You are insufferable."
Yoh: "I get that. A lot."
Pumpkin: "And now you'll get to have your limbs torn off. Goodbye."
-SLASH-
*the fire is extinguished by a blade of sand*
Pumpkin: *along with his hand* "?!!! OH, COME ON!"
summer: ...
Pumpkin: "You know, I just regrew that one..."
Yoh: *falls to the ground* "UMPH! Hey, doc, could you have let me down more gently? I'm still bleeding."
summer: give it up before you get squashed.
Pumpkin: "Hmm..." *keeping some distance, walking around her* "Hmm, a terramancer? I didn't think they had you here."
summer: *keeping an eye on him*
Pumpkin: "They keep calling you 'doctor.' Why does someone created to heal engage in such violence? Anger problems, perhaps?"
summer: i never asked to be born with these abilities, but regardless, im just trying to do the right thing.
Pumpkin: "Is that why you keep letting dumb mistakes happen?" *sneers* "You couldn't even protect a child."
summer: *shaking*
Pumpkin: *chuckles* "That's what makes this world so fun, you know? Getting to see those brats get what they deserve..."
summer: shut up...
Pumpkin: "If you don't stop them before they learn obedience, they are unchecked little urchins, spreading harm. What they need is someone to guide them..." *holds out his good hand* "It's what they need, isn't it?"
summer: *trembling*
Pumpkin: "Come on. Join my team. I could use someone to patch up the young ones."
summer: how about you go to hell?
Pumpkin: *aims fire-breath* "Been there..." *exhales*
summer: *rock shield and charges at him*
Pumpkin: *twirls a hand, opening a portal*
-something steps out....a dark, mangled creature with a skull like face*
creature: *SCREAMING OUT*
Yoh: *staring frozen*
summer: what...what the hell is that?
Pumpkin: *smiles* "My child."
creature: *screams and charges*
-the scream is distorted and sounds almost like a young girl crying out in pain*
Yoh: "Shit! Look out!" *runs at the Creature*
Pumpkin: *smiles*
summer: *attacking the creature*
Yoh: *aims a kick at the creature's face*
creature: *SKREE*
Yoh: *tries to reach around the creature*
creature: *thrashing yoh*
Yoh: *sliced into his fresh wounds* *screams in pain before the Creature smashes his face into the ground*
creature: *clawing at him*
Yoh: *he's not moving...*
summer: *attacking the monster*
*Summer knocks the monster away from Yoh, but he's still not moving...*
creature: *lunges at summer*
Summer: "!!!" *forms rock gauntlets, shielding her face*
creature: *screeching*
Summer: *pushed back--until the gauntlets break, knocking her back* "UGH!" *crashes onto the ground*
creature: *growls*
Summer: "..." *lets out something between a cough and a laugh* "You don't back done, huh?" *climbs up again...*
mandy: *holding up her gun at the creature*
Pumpkin: *waits...*
creature: *flies up*
Summer: "?!!!" *forms a rock wall--then kicks it to knock it up to the sky*
-the creature is knocked into a castle display-
Summer: *glares at the spot where the Creature fell...turns to look at Pumpkin and the cops*
katy: ok, time to arrest this freak-
Pumpkin: *twirling a finger*
katy: ??
creature: *looks up at a princess doll* ..... *it starts screeching again, as if in pain*
Pumpkin: "I'm afraid I'm outside of your jurisdiction...We'll be departing."
-the creature flies out of the rubble and grabs lord pumpkin before flying off-
Pumpkin: *salutes...*
mandy: *fires a few more shots*
Summer: "!!! Oh, no, you don't--" *runs--then trips, collapsing* "Get back..."
Yoh: *still not moving...*
katy: shit! requesting back up!
-elsewhere-
*a glass jar falls in the kitchen*
Yohei: "??? Mana? What're you doing up?"
mana: !!! just...uneasy.
Yohei: "Sorry to hear...Better clean this up--GET, grab the big glass pieces first."
-elsewhere-
Duncan: *loud obnoxious sneezes*
genny: -_-#
Kanin: "Wow, that's quite a sternutation."
hibiki:...
Duncan: =n= *sniff* "It's not my fault--it's allergies. I'm allergic to gluten, shellfish, hairy caterpillars, hops--in fact, anything from the Cannabaeae family..."
hibiki: that's....weirdly specific.
genny: im allergic to gluten too, actually.
Kanin: "Ah--then you'd probably avoid Cannabaeae, since it includes hops as well as hemp, marijuana--"
hibiki: wait...
{Jonas: "??? Nah, still don't know any 'Sour Diesel.' I was straight edge in school--that's why I even avoided pain medicine."}
hibiki: 'sour diesel...'
Kanin: "..." *looks around* "No beer near us, so no hops--"
Duncan: "AH-CHOO!"
Kanin: "..." *picks up Duncan* "Hibiki, Genny, let's go."
genny: kanin?
hibiki:....axel and zeke still arent back yet...
Kanin: "We find them, I think we'll find out what really killed Jonas. And Duncan will lead us..." *holds Duncan by the shoulders, rotating...*
Duncan: *sneezes more in one direction, less in another*
-meanwhile-
Axel: Q_Q "Mom and Dad are going to kill us."
zeke: hey! come on let us out!
Guard: "Shut up! Just wait for the police to get here..."
zeke: =~=;
Axel: "We didn't do nothing wrong! And we're DWMA, so that makes us deputized or something!"
zeke: he's not listening...
Axel: "I know." TT~TT "Let's figure out an escape plan..." *sits on top of a box labeled 'SOUR'*
zeke: *sniffs* ugh, dude! at least say excuse me if you're gonna do that!
Axel: "??? That wasn't me--you did it!"
zeke: i would have heard it!
Axel: "Then you would've heard me doing it!" *shoves Zeke*
zeke: ack!
*Zeke knocks down a stack of boxes, their contents spilling out*
zeke: *coughing*
Axel: *sniffs* "Ugh...What is this stuff?" *picks up a wrapped package*
zeke: ugh, it smells awful!
Axel: "Yeah, like Asher's clothes used to...That was mean, sorry."
zeke: wait......*looks at the box*
*The box says "SOUL DIESEL"*
zeke:....shit.
Axel: "Big time...Why are they keeping marijuana here?"
zeke: didnt that gravure model mention sour diesel?
Axel: "Yeah...Like the kind she smelled in the boys' locker room...Someone else had this stuff, someone maybe at this baseball game!"
zeke: dude!
Axel: "The manager went to school with Jonas!"
zeke: DUDE!
Axel: "THE MANAGER PROBABLY THOUGHT JONAS WAS GOING TO SPILL!"
zeke: JONAS! WE FIGURED IT OUT!!
Axel: "Dude!" *bro hug*
zeke: DUUUUUDE!!
*CLICK*
zeke: owo;;
Boots: *aiming a gun at the two*
zeke: OwO *gulp*....c-can we get an autograph? ^^;;;;
Boots: "I heard you two know a dead man..."
zeke:......Pablo 'Deadman' Rivera?
Boots: "Jonas. A certain model spilled the means at a party."
zeke: oh no....
Boots: "Oh, yes..." *nods to security, who brings in Marilyn, tied and gagged*
marilyn: *muffled* <LET GO OF ME IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS YOU GREASY PILE OF DOG SHIT!!>
Axel: "How is this a good plan?! Everyone will know we went missing and find our corpses here!"
Boots: "Let's see--two brats talking about finding a dead body, which would be Marilyn here..."
marilyn: ?!?!?
Axel: "And what about us?! Why would we report finding a dead body?!"
Boots: *holds up a paper* "You killed her, and left behind a suicide note confessing your crime...All it needs is your writing." *hands it to Zeke*
zeke: NO WAY!
Boots: "I don't think you have much of a choice...Not if you want your classmates to live."
Axel: "Well, we're not alone! We got...um...Bro, who we got left?"
zeke: uhhh.... *looking up*
*humming is heard...*
guard: ???
*it sounds like...a school's fight song?*
???: ♪ Brave and bold, black and gold, we fight 'til we're old, 'cause we are the DWMA--hey! ♪
Boots: "?!!"
*Ghosts of athletes descend into the room*
marilyn: ?!?!?!
Boots: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Athlete 1: "Hey, Jonas was right--it is Bootsy!"
Athlete 2: "You murderous son of a bitch..."
Athlete 3: "YOU OWE ME TWO BUCKS!"
cheerleader: go! fight! kill!
Axel: O_O; "Bro...Did you light up the diesel?"
zeke: where would i even get a lighter? -_-;
Axel: "I don't know--where did Jonas get ghosts?!"
Jonas: *pops up behind Zeke* "You would not believe the number of pissed off washed up athletes attracted to baseball stadiums..."
marilyn: <jonas?!>
Jonas: "Marilyn, hey! What brings you here? ...Why are you tied up?"
marilyn: -__- *stomps on the guard's foot*
Guard: "OW!" *lets go, bumping into Boots--*
Boots: *caught by a ghost* O_O;;; "Now, people, let's not do anything reckless..."
marilyn: *HEADBUTT*
Boots: "UMPH!"
Jonas: "Wait, is this what teamwork is like?"
Axel: "Kinda? Only it doesn't usually involve ghosts. Or pot?"
zeke:....if this is one of those 'moral of the day' stories. it's hella weird.
*the door is knocked down, revealing Kanin in werewolf form, holding up Duncan*
Duncan: *sneezing uncontrollably*
hibiki: axel, zeke!
zeke:.........i just remembered we're kunais. we could have gotten out of this cage easy.
Axel: "... ... Yeah, but...we were investigating. And not trying to escalate or something. Like...finding clues." *holds up the box at Duncan* "See? This was a clue!"
Duncan: *SNEEZES--blowing away the ghosts, freeing Boots*
Boots: "..." *grabs the gun, aims--*
lei-lei: *KICKS THE GUN*
Boots: "AH! Damn you!" *swings his fist--*
hibiki: *cutting marilyn's ropes*
Jonas: "Marilyn!" *floats over to her*
Ghosts: *still plastered against the wall...glaring at Duncan*
marilyn: *PUNCHES BOOTS SMACK IN THE FACE*
Boots: DX *collapses*
Jonas: "..."
marilyn: YOU PILE OF SHIT! IM GOING TO FUCKING CASTRATE YOU AND SHOVE YOUR COCK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP YOUR OWN JIZZ FOR MONTHS!!
Jonas: .\\\\.
zeke:......yo.
Kanin: "...Ma'am? He's unconscious."
marilyn: im sure he'll hear me in his nightmares.
Jonas: "Marilyn...Um...I'm sorry that this happened..."
-morning-
Asher: *walking* "..."
izumi: the ballgame yesterday was fun, wasnt it?
Asher: "What I remember of it...I couldn't follow what the others were saying."
izumi: ....i think that's the same stadium where that robot tournament was....
Asher: "???"
izumi: did i tell you how my mom and dad met? well, i kind of met him first. do you remember whe-
Asher: "Wait, what? Robots, meeting your dad first..."
-izumi explains what all happened-
Asher: "...That was fucking dangerous."
izumi: yeah...but im glad it happened....
Asher: "...Okay. I think I get it now."
izumi: if it werent for him, i probably wouldnt have met you...
Asher: >_>; "Yeah...About that..."
izumi: ???
Asher: "...You both have a nasty habit of trying to save people..."
izumi: ????
Asher: "...It really pissed me off a lot. And I don't think I thanked either of you for that."
izumi: asher.....
Asher: "I held a lot of animosity at you and Spirit, and Hibiki...and at myself, because I didn't ask you to get involved. So, I'm sorry for that."
izumi:.....apology accepted.
Asher: "..." *nods* "Just be more careful, Mother Theresa--a weapon's supposed to pull some of their weight around in this partnership."
lei-lei: hey guys~! *waving to them*
Asher: "Um...Hey?"
Axel: *rambling to nearby students--* "And then we were like, 'Oh, no, we're gonna die!'"
zeke: *waves*
Asher: "Hey...So, what happened to the ghost?"
zeke: axel, marilyn and i saw him off...
Axel: "..." *nods*
izumi: im glad he found peace...
Axel: "And that evil manager's under arrest, so bonus."
genny: so, now what?
hibiki: back to the usual i guess.
Duncan: "Thank goodness--if I saw one more ghost, I'd scream--" *opens a door*
Jonas: *seated in the classroom--with the other athlete ghosts*
izumi: um.... ._.
Kanin: "..." *hands Duncan a pillow*
Duncan: "Thank you." *SCREAMS*
Axel: "What the H are y'all doing back?!"
zeke: there was a heartfelt goodbye and everything!
Jonas: "I know, but then we all remembered something..."
All Ghosts: "We never finished our make-up exam!"
Asher: "... ... ..." *takes their phone* "I'm calling a fucking exorcist."
-mass face fault-
Sid: "Back in my day, when people died, they just stayed dead..."
cheerleader: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
nygus: *sweatdrop*
Sid: "A witch stabbed me with the Statue of Liberty. I think that deserves a do-over."
hibiki:.....anyways....
-elsewhere-
marilyn: unbelievable...*packing some stuff*
Office Manager: "For someone who just survived a murder scheme, you seem extra moody."
marilyn: well my stupid bitch of a cousin just got herself arrested _and_ in the hospital so now i have to take care of her dog. -_-#
Manager: "What about that photoshoot for DC Sporting Apparel?"
marilyn: just tell tiffani to do it!
Tiffani: *small gasp* "I get to be in a big city photo shoot?!"
marilyn: yes, yes, now get to it!
Tiffani: >w< "THANK YOU!" *hug*
-elsewhere-
Mitsy: *eye bandaged, arms in casts, foot in a sling...and can't reach the TV remote* "..." *grunts, trying to reach*
summer: you should be grateful i even went back for you.
Mitsy: "...Yes, I'm sooooooooo grateful that you pulled me away from that CRAZY INSANE IMBRED MONGREL! Did you see what he did to me?!"
-meanwhile-
leah: mommy! *hugs her mom*
Leah's Mother: TT~TT *hug* "My baby...Thank God!"
old woman: Michael, sweetie, you cant go givin your nana a scare like that!
michael: *hair quirk boy* ^^;
Timmy: *sitting by himself* "..."
timmy's mother: timmy! you're ok, i thought i would never see you again!
mandy: *to the nurse* any luck finding xavier's family?
Timmy: "..." *shaking* "I-I-I can see it..."
timmy's mom: it's ok...*hugging him* mommy's here now.
Nurse: "I'm afraid not. And honestly, given how he's acting, not sure his family would want him back..."
Timmy: "...Mom...You shouldn't have yelled at Dad last night."
timmy's mother:....i know...i was just....i was scared....we both were...
Timmy: "...No, I don't want to get ice cream."
timmy's mother: ??
Timmy: "You were thinking 'Let's get him ice cream, maybe that'll cheer him up.' ..."
timmy's mother: !!
Xavier: *sniffing Timmy's Mother* "I want ice cream."
timmy's mother: oh my!
Xavier: "..." *nudges for a head pet*
nurse: aha! found it! he's in the foster care system!
Timmy: "This is Xavier. He's now a beast."
-elsewhere-
sonia: *sitting on the couch, watching TV*
Chuuya: "Sonia, which fruit would you like?"
sonia: banana.
Chuuya: "You got it..." *sets down waffles, peels a banana* "Miyuri, which fruit?"
miyuri: watermelon! ^w^
Chuuya: "Okay..." *pulls some slices out of the fridge...* "Could you grab the spoons?"
-news seems to be on showing LA-
Chuuya: "Sonia, you'll need to turn that off soon..." *walks into the living room--then looks at the TV*
-seems they are interviewing.....may?-
Chuuya: *was drying a plate--and, upon looking at the TV, drops it*
sonia: !! papa?
Chuuya: *gets up to the TV, looking for more information on the screen*
miyuri: ~??
Chuuya: *takes the remote, turning up the volume*
Interviewer: "Why are you coming forward now?"
may: well, with the pump MIA, and the kids out of harm, i may as well make up for past sins now...
Interviewer: "Are you worried about this 'Pump' seeking retribution?"
may:...i'd be lying if i said i wasnt.
Interviewer: "This all sounds a bit unbelievable. What do you say to viewers who doubt what you're saying about Quirk biochemistry and magic creatures?"
may: they're not as uncommon as you'd think, honestly.
Interviewer: "What will you do now?"
may: im not sure....it's likely i'll serve a prison sentence.
Chuuya: *staring*
sonia: ....
Chuuya: "...Goddamn it..."
sonia: papa?
Chuuya: "...Sorry. Go...have breakfast."
-elsewhere-
tamaki: *playing nekoatsume in her box fort*
Takehisa: *outside the fort* "Tamaki, breakfast." *sets out a plate*
tamaki:...*nom*
Takehisa: "At least your appetite has returned somewhat."
tamaki: *nod*
Takehisa: "Care for anything to drink?"
-elsewhere-
summer:....*sigh* what a night....
*inside looks to be a pretty officious person--whose Quirk is a silkie chicken's head*
summer: officer...
Officer: "Why don't you have a seat, Doctor Smith. That is your name, right--" *reads a file* " 'Summer Cassandra Smith. Quirk: Earth.' Or do you go by 'Rock Giant'?"
summer: depends. though earth titan does sound cool, not going to lie.
Officer: "Maybe you should've updated your QR [Quirk Registration]--seems you had quite a power boost. You doping on that Trigger drug that's been around?"
summer: of course not!
Officer: "I'm no biochemist--but a Quirk mutation like yours just ain't natural. Why did you keep that a secret from us, Doctor?"
summer:......
-two years ago...-
{*sand is all over the bed...*}
{summer: gnnnh...huh? what....where....was i?}
{*creeeeeeeeeeeeek...CRASH*}
{summer: ?!?!?}
{*the bed collapses under her weight*}
{???: *knocking at the door* "Yo, roomie--we got hospital rounds in 20. What're you doing in there?"}
{summer: o-ow...wha...what the hell...?}
{Roommate: *hits Summer* "MONSTER! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH SUMMER?!" >~< ))
{*a mirror knocks over*}
{summer: OW! i _AM_ summer, asshat!}
{Roommate: "How the hell can you be Summer?! She doesn't look like this!" *picks up the mirror*}
{summer: !?!?!? *SCREAMS*}
Officer: "A second-stage mutation...Fascinating." *tosses a newspaper in front of her, showing her chasing In and Out at the boardwalk* "And so you become a vigilante."
summer:.... <-<;;
Officer: "How does it feel being a lawbreaker?" *reaches into their jacket...*
summer: am i going to prison, now?
Officer: *holds up a form, labeled 'Pro Hero Registration'*
summer: ??
Officer: "If you want to avoid jail time, you try out for your license. The next test is in a few months."
-elsewhere-
Pumpkin: *watching the sun rise* "..."
-seems he's hiding in an abandoned church?-
Pumpkin: "..." *looks up at the church bells* "I suppose it's time to wake her up..."
Pumpkin: *climbs up the stairs*
-the creature is asleep in the belltower-
{???: please! i didnt mean to! please....please dont kill me, please! i'll do whatever you want, just spare my life!}
{Pumpkin: "Kill? Whoever said I intended to kill..."}
{-the princess looks up at him, tears of dread in her eyes-}
{Pumpkin: "I want to keep an eye on you forever...so I can see you beg for something as peaceful as death..." *rests a hand on the Princess's cheek*}
{princess: ah-.... !!!! *recoils in pain*}
{Pumpkin: *steps back* "If it's any consolation...I take no pleasure in my retribution."}
{-the girl screams out in agony as her body contorts, her feet twisting into cloven hooves. black, matted fur forming along her skin. her face stretching out as the skin tears away, revealing a horned deer's skull with blood red pupils and torn bat wings-}
???: "Get up."
creature: *growls as it rises up, weakly*
Pumpkin: "...Let's see..." *passes a hand along the creature's fur, looking for injuries*
creature: *snaps at him, snarling*
Pumpkin: *pulls back a hand* "You think you have problems? I just lost my syndicate because of those twits."
creature: .......
Pumpkin: "This is only a setback, of course. I have time. After all, all avenues lead to overcoming Death."
-elsewhere-
"Zack": *flipping through channels* "Pretty good antenna you set up..."
Tech: "Naturally."
riko: ...
*one channel has an interview...*
riko: ?? !!!!
Interviewer: "And so, a collaborator with a criminal awaits her court date."
hachi: is...is that may?!
Zack": "Holy shit--did she burn down that carnival back there?"
girl: she doesnt seem to be the kind to do something like that, but you never know...
Tech: *looking through social media* "Pumpkin monster, Quirk monsters...Jeez."
-elsewhere-
Yoh: *passed out in a hospital bed...then lets out a snort* ("Ugh...I feel like a boulder is on my lungs...") *struggles to open his eyes*
omar: i think he's waking up...
Yoh: "... ... ...Hi. Who are you?"
omar: my name's omar, and this is molly, and-
Timmy: *staring*
Xavier: *sitting on all fours on top of Yoh's chest*
Yoh: ._.; "Um...Were you all at the carnival?"
molly: most of them were.
Yoh: "Great. Well, I--OUCH!" >~< "My ribs..."
nurse: please dont sit on him, his ribs are injured enough!
Nurse 2: *picks up Xavier like a puppy*
Xavier: >3<
Yoh: *sighs* "Th-thanks, nurse--you're a beautiful savior."
nurse: ^^;;
Timmy: "..." *smacks Yoh in the head with the tissue box*
-elsewhere-
In: *looking at a road map*
out: where to?
In: "Anywhere but here--probably outside of the state to avoid local charges...How you feeling about Oregon?"
out: sounds good.
In: "...We got enough cash for one tank of gas...You know what we'll have to do." *looks at a diner*
out: *takes out a pistol*
In: *pulls on a mouth mask...then a pair of sunglasses* "Let's do this."
-elsewhere-
Saria: "Well, now that the ghost murder case is behind us, we have our next assignment..." *hands out...cookbooks*
lei-lei: oooh!
Asher: "...What?"
Axel: "Oh, no, please tell us we're not having to hunt some demon chefs or something."
Rin: *walking by--and sneezes*
Saria: "Hibiki didn't tell you? There's a summer festival, and the first years have to make some of the dishes!"
izumi: oh wow! that sounds like fun!
Kanin: *nods* "We can design a variety of recipes--"
Saria: "--with cute little Lord Death cupcakes--"
genny: is there a theme?
Saria: "... ... ..." *deflated* "No, we're supposed to think of one--and my brain is empty." TT~TT
lukas: why dont we do a raffle for it? we each write down a theme and then pick it from a hat.
Duncan: "That's stupid. What we should do is write down a theme and pick them out of a hat."
Monica: "... ... ..."
yolanda: im beginning to wonder if he's hard of hearing...
Yafeu: "WE'VE JUST LEARNED TO IGNORE HIS BUFFOONERY." *already writing a theme--* "WHICH OF Y'ALL HAS A HAT FOR US TO DROP OUR THEMES INTO?! GIVE IT UP!"
-elsewhere-
Anya: "Zzz..."
tsugumi: anya....*nudge*
Anya: "Nngh...Missing my flight..."
ao: on the contrary, we're landing now.
Anya: *eyes open* "Wh-What?" *looks out the window* "..." *gets quiet*
mio: zzzzz.....
Meme: "Oh, wow--it looks so old-fashion!"
Anya: -___-# "It's called 'scenic.'"
Flight Attendant: *to Tsugumi* <Ma'am, are you finished with your beverage?>
tsugumi: um.... *looks at her phrasebook* <yes ham>
Anya: "PFFT!" *covers her mouth*
Flight Attendant: OwO; <Hee hee...Um, you're welcome?>
tsugumi: ???
Anya: "Y-You--ha ha--said 'Yes, ham'!"
tsugumi: um i-i meant <the bee's royal bonnet is fresh and mysterious>!
Anya: "HA HA HA HA!"
tsugumi: D8> ?????
Flight Attendant: O_O; ("Is this a threat? A code? Should I alert the pilot?")
Meme: <Please forgive my friend--she hasn't picked up the language yet while we're traveling with the Princess as her entourage.> *smiles*
tsugumi: TTwTT;;
Flight Attendant: <Oh, okay then--PRINCESS?!>
Anya: <Since when did _you_ pick up the language?!>
Meme: *shrugs*
mio: zzz....
Anya: "And ix-nay on the incess-pray!"
Meme: "What language is that?"
Anya: "GRRRR!"
-elsewhere-
Denki: "Man, I am getting anxious--the summer camp is going to be lit!"
ochako: heck yeah! nature walks, ghost stories and SMORES!!
Iida: "...'Some mores'?"
Todoroki: "...Is it a bug bite infection?"
jirou: you never heard of s'mores?
mina: *GASP* THEY'RE ONLY LIKE, A SUMMER STAPLE!
Todoroki: "...They are an emergency food supply while camping?"
momo: well, a 'smore' typically consists of two graham crackers, a bit of chocolate and a toasted marshmallow.
Iida: "Hmm...Sounds rather fatty...And gooey."
mina: it's also super tasty!
Todoroki: "Huh...No, never had one."
mina: NAAAAAANIIIII?!
Todoroki: "?!!!! It-It just never came up..."
ochako: well we'll just have to fix that then, wont we?
Todoroki: "...Okay?"
Iida: *already updating the shopping list*
-elsewhere-
Meme: "Oooooo! Such a pretty building!"
tsugumi: this is your _house_?!
Anya: >_>; "...Yes?"
Meme: "Maybe 'castle' would be more accurate?"
mio: big....
*the large doors begin to open*
*there's an entire battalion of maids, chauffeurs, cooks, and butlers*
mio: ._.;;
maid: <WELCOME HOME!!>
Anya: <H-Hello, Bentina. You're looking well...>
maid 2: <are these your friends?>
Anya: <Um...Classmates and weapon?>
maid 3: <so good to meet you all!>
Meme: <Likewise, ma'am!>
-elsewhere-
Dazai: *looking around the corner* "Okay, target spotted. Now, remember the plan?"
atsushi: *nods*
Dazai: "Good...There! He's walking up to that apartment..."
atsushi: *following*
Dazai: *looks up the stairs--then holds an arm out, stopping Atsushi* "Ah...So that's how it is." *smirks*
*a woman steps out of the apartment with a child*
atsushi: ?? isnt that-
Kunikida: *nods to the woman* "Ready?"
???: *nods*
child: *stares at the ground*
Kunikida: "???" *looking at the child* "I think you'll like it--it has chicken fingers."
Dazai: "Hohoho~ How scandalous...No wonder he's been keeping this a secret."
atsushi: dont they look kind of similar, though?
Dazai: "Atsushi, for someone with tiger eyes, you're missing key details--"
Kunikida: O_O#
atsushi: O-O;;
child: !!!
Dazai: "Right, see? If you just opened your eyes more widely, you'd be able to see--" *looks behind him* OwO; "Oh, shit."
woman: doppo, do you know these people?
Kunikida: -_-# "Unfortunately. These are--"
Dazai: *takes the woman's hand* "Hello~ I am the most valuable person in Doppo's life."
woman: e-eh? ._.;
child: ...hah?
Kunikida: O________O#
Dazai: "You see, he is my fiance."
atsushi: ^-^;; w-we're his coworkers! f-from the- WHAT?!
woman: EH?! DOPPO WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!
Kunikida: *--then lifts Dazai up--and slams him into the sidewalk*
atsushi: D8
Kunikida: -_-# "This flatten troll is my coworker. The timid child behind him is one of my proteges at work."
atsushi: im 19, but yeah. ^^; nice to meet you, ma'am.
child:....*kicks dazai in the crotch*
Dazai: "OUCH-WOO-HOO-HOO..." X~X
woman: sweetie, that's not very polite.
child: he seems sketchy...
Kunikida: "Good instincts, Saila." *sighs* "Atsushi, this is my sister, Yoko."
atsushi: oh! that makes sense.
saila: *staaaaaaaaaare*
Kunikida: "Yes, they are."
Dazai: *already back on his feet, leaning towards Yoko* "So, I bet you have a lot of embarrassing stories about your big bro~"
yoko: ^^; actually, he's my _little_ brother.
Dazai: "No! Really? But you look so young. I guess that's to be expected--Doppo is such a hard worker and carries himself in such a mature fashion. He really is the glue that holds our workplace together."
Kunikida: -______-
yoko: well im glad you hold him in such high regard. *smiles*
Dazai: "We all do. He's being groomed to lead our organization in the future. Let's talk about it further over dinner--"
Kunikida: "You're not invited."
yoko: now doppo, dont you think you're being a bit unfair?
Kunikida: "You don't know him like I--"
Dazai: "No, no, I understand--" *grabs Atsushi, holding him up* "After all, it's not like this poor boy hasn't been starving for a meal while working so hard to finish Doppo's research for him while he's been out of the office all day."
atsushi: -___-;; please dont drag me into whatever you're doing here.
Dazai: *whispers* "Don't you want a free meal?"
-elsewhere-
Anya: *being dressed by maids* "..."
Meme: <Is it really okay to borrow these clothes?> *in a fancy dress*
mio: *having her hair done up* =~=;;
maid: *struggling with mio's hair*
Maid: "Oh, the collar on this one is lovely on you." *adjusts Ao's collar*
ao: fufu, <why thank you~> ^^
tsugumi: ow! >~< t-tight!
Anya: >_>; <Is all of this really necessary...>
Maid: <You do not wish to disappoint your parents, do you?>
Anya: "..."
tsugumi: (i had no idea being a princess was so exhausting!)
maid: *has ajusted mio's hair into a bun....but the tie breaks and her hair just gets loose* grrrr! that's it! *her fingers turn into scissors and she cut's mio hair short*
mio: 0_o ?!?! HEY!
Meme: D8>
maid 2: calpurnia!!
calpurnia: s-sorry... i just got frustrated.
Anya: <At least ask someone before you just cut their hair!>
Meme: "Mio..."
mio: *looks in the mirror* actually, it doesnt look all that bad.
Meme: ^^; "Y-Yes, it does..."
calpurnia: *snipsnipsnip*
mio: wow! i barely recognize myself! thanks!
maid 2: *sweatdrop*
tsugumi: wow, so you're a weapon too?
maid 3: oh yes. we have lots of weapons employed here. why, before the princess was born, we had a maid who was a guillotine!
Meme: "Huh. That's not very common--although, we have one of those in Death City."
maid 3: the death scythe, justin law, yes?
Meme: *nods*
ao: i wonder if perhaps there is a relation of sorts?
Anya: *swallows*
maid 3: perhaps, but sadly she isnt around to ask. she left shortly around the time the king married anya's mother after the previous queen passed away.
Meme: "??? Previous?"
maid 3: oh yes. she was quite ill and died. oh the poor king was so devastated by it. but soon the new queen came and they have been quite happy, and soon our little anastasia was born~ ^^
Anya: -~-;
mio: ...... *lightbulb* dude. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
Meme: "Eh?"
tsugumi: mio?
mio: um.....can we get a moment to ourselves, please?
Maid: *looks around* "Okay, but dinner will be served soon." *exits with the others*
tsugumi: you ok?
mio: anya...what do you think of justin law?
Anya: "??? Huh? Well, initial interactions with him were...disturbing."
{Anya: "I can't believe you got us lost down here!"}
{Meme: Q_Q; "It's not my fault--I just couldn't remember which way to go! Tsugumi, let's go left."}
{*it sounds like a quiet thumping sound behind them...*}
{tsugumi: wait....do you guys hear that?}
{Anya: "..." *gulps*}
{Meme: *looks behind*}
{???: *grin* "Are you girls lost?"}
{-SCREEEEEEEEAM-}
tsugumi: turns out, he actually wasnt all that bad. ^^;
mio: yeah yeah, but im asking anya her opinion here. -A-;
Anya: -_-# "Well, despite that unsettling early encounter, I suppose he is friendly enough, maybe a little too serious for his own good, but the girl he's been watching over seems to find him tolerable..." >_>;
mio: ok....not, i dont want you to freak out too much, but....im thinking...maybe..just maybe....you two might be brother and sister.
Meme: "..." O_O
Anya: "...Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. No, no, that's just...ridiculous."
tsugumi: now that you mention it, they do look similar...
Meme: "Especially when they're both frowning."
Anya: *puffed out cheeks, looking irritated*
Meme: *points* "Yeah, like that."
ao: ohoho~ how scandalous~
tsugumi: aochi!
Anya: *growls* "Why did you have to bring up something like this before dinner with my parents?!"
mio:... s-sorry. i just put two and two together, and....nevermind...
Anya: >\\\\< *storms out*
Meme: "..." *pats Mio's back*
mio:....dammit! i fucked up, didnt i?
Meme: "I wouldn't say that...But what's done is done now."
mio:...*sigh* she probably hates me now...
tsugumi: to be fair, what you said was a pretty intense accusation. she probably needs some time to think things through.
Meme: *nods* "And she tends to get easily riled up--just give her time."
mio: *sigh* ok. and if she wants, she can punch me right in the face.
Meme: ^^; "Maybe in a duel back at the Academy--I don't think her majesty would try that in her kingdom."
-elsewhere-
*in a therapist's office*
Receptionist: "Tamaki Kotatsu?"
tamaki: *awkwardly raises her hand*
nozomi: here!
Receptionist: "Ah, will you be accompanying Miss Kotatsu, ma'am?" *leads them to the doctor's room*
nozomi: *nods*
tamaki: nozomi, you dont have to do this if you dont want-
nozomi: it's ok, tamaki. we're friends, arent we?
tamaki:....*small smile*
*the door opens*
Xinyi: "??? Tamaki? Hello, I'm Xinyi."
tamaki: *nods*
Xinyi: *shakes Nozomi's hand* "And you are?"
nozomi: nozomi harada, tamaki's friend.
Xinyi: "Ah. Are you also in the 8th?"
nozomi: *nods*
Xinyi: "Well, this is an initial meeting, so let's take things easily. I'd like to get to know a bit about you. How does that sound?'
tamaki: ok...
Xinyi: *nods* "How has today been? What have you been up to?"
-elsewhere-
Kunikida: -_-; "At least chew quietly, Atsushi..."
atsushi: sorry.
saila: *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
Dazai: "You aren't criticizing your niece, though."
saila: *GROWLS*
Dazai: O_O; "Jeez, I can see the resemblance."
Kunikida: *making the same expression as Saila*
yoko: ^^; so, you say you're detectives?
Dazai: "Indeed. We take all kinds of cases--theft, kidnapping, missing persons, blackmail, murder--"
atsushi: um, is this really something to ask in front of a little kid?
Kunikida: "While I'm inclined to agree, Saila has heard about some of this just from the news."
yoko: i've tried to shield her from the worst of it, but you know how kids can be sometimes…
Dazai: "Always getting into trouble, little missy?"
saila: dont talk to me, evil bandage man.
Dazai: OwO; "...Jeez, what is it with kids calling me that?"
Kunikida: "Children do not like you and refer to the numerous bandages over your suicidal corpse-like body that continues shambling around like a zombie that refuses to die."
atsushi:.....*clap* so! who wants dessert? ^^;;;
Dazai: TTwTT "I do. Something with chocolate, please."
-elsewhere-
King Yngling: *led into the dining hall*
queen yngling: are you nervous?
King: "..." *nods*
queen yngling: im sure everything will be fine.
King: "Let us hope..." *looks through the doors--and stops mid-step*
queen yngling: ??
*The young women have lined up*
mio: <-<;
ao: it's a pleasure to finally meet you. *bows*
Meme: "!!!" *bows as well*
Anya: *wringing her hands, even as she tries to look calm*
tsugumi: *nods*
King: "...Anastasia."
Anya: *gulp*
queen: welcome home, dear.
Anya: "Th-Thank you." *slight nod* "Y-You're looking...well."
-elsewhere-
Hyde: *at the counter* "Yeah, cat ears on a motorcycle helmet. Wild, right?"
kyouko: hey, im here.
Ragnarok: *groans* "Kill me now, I was waiting forever--this guy is sooooooooo boring." *long sip on a Slurpree next to a sign: "No free food for employees"*
kyouko: *growls*
Hyde: -_-# "I already filed a report with the boss to deduct it from his paycheck."
Ragnarok: "OH YEAH! THEN I MIGHT AS WELL RETURN IT!" *moves to throw the Slurpee at Hyde's head--*
kyouko: *grabs ragnarok by the neck and pours the slurpee into his mouth* you may as well FINISH IT!
Ragnarok: @o@ "GLUB GLUB GLUUUUUU!"
Hyde: "..." *snaps a pic*
Ragnarok: *groaning with his tongue numb* "BWAYHN FWEEZE!"
kyouko: well you should have thought of that earlier. -_-#
Hyde: "So, I was saying that I heard the soda and juice delivery was disrupted by a motorcycle on the road."
kyouko: oh?
Hyde: "Left a real mess, too--we lost a crate of that new All 'Might'-amin C sports drink." *pats a case on the counter* "I saved it for those two weirdos that pass by here."
kyouko: jeez. and the driver?
Hyde: "...What do I care? For once, it wasn't a part-time job I was doing that got screwed up by shenanigans."
kyouko: well what if they got seriously hurt, huh?
Hyde: "They're probably fine. I saw some driver pull over and drag them in. Granted, that driver was kind of erratic. And almost hit the cat-ear motorcyclist. And went over the bypass."
-elsewhere-
Kunikida: "That was a good establishment for a meal. Would have been better if some people paid their share of the meal..."
Dazai: >w>;
atsushi: *carrying saila* it was nice meeting you, ma'am.
saila: zzz....
yoko: likewise. *smiles*
Kunikida: "...I'm sorry again that this did not turn out as expected."
yoko: it's fine.
Dazai: "We'll be sure to make it up to you next time~" *shakes her hand*
atsushi: *hands saila back over to yoko*
saila: =~= mmn...
Kunikida: *whispers* "We'll head out so she can get to bed..." *nods*
-elsewhere-
Xinyi: "It was good to speak with you, and I'll see you next week. Be well to yourself, okay?"
tamaki: yes, thank you.
nozomi: ^^ say, why dont we get some ice cream?
tamaki: yeah, i am pretty hungry.
-elsewhere-
Waiters: *bringing out the food*
tsugumi: *shiny eyes* wooow! fancy!
Meme: "...How many sauces are there? Is this IHOP? This is IHOP, right?"
Anya: =~=;
King: "It's quite a selection, isn't it? Frederic put in effort to make Anastasia's favorite meal..."
mio: .~.
Anya: "!!! Y-You m-m-mean..."
*a dish is set out: Iberico ham with white truffles--price tag: $333,700*
tsugumi: holy......moly.....
mio: *JAWDROP*
Meme: "??? Your favorite dish is ham and grits?"
Anya: *frowns* "It's Iberico ham with white truff--"
King: "Ha!"
queen: ^^;
Anya: .\\\\. *gulps* "Th-Thank you for the meal." *nom*
King: *looks at Tsugumi* "Thank you for keeping an eye on our daughter, especially during that witch affair."
tsugumi: o-of course sir- I MEAN YOUR HIGHNESS! ^^;;;;
King: " 'Charles' is fine, um...Sue-goo-mee, yes?"
tsugumi: a-are you sure, sir? and yes, it's Tsugumi. ^^;
King: "I insist--it would be an awkward discussion to keep hearing 'King' this, 'Queen' that, 'Princess' over there."
Anya: =_=; "Father."
ao: i must say, the food is quite exquisite.
Meme: "This is the most flavorful food I have ever eaten..." *cutting into quail*
-elsewhere-
sonia: papa...are you sure you're alright?
Chuuya: "S-Sure, yeah..."
sonia:.....
Chuuya: "I'm sorry, just a lot on my mind."
sonia:....would you like to talk about it?
Chuuya: "Oh, um...Just thinking about your mother."
sonia:.....*hug*
Chuuya: *pat pat*
sonia:.....that's not the only thing bothering you right now, is it?
Chuuya: "...Do you remember that woman we saw on the news?"
sonia:..*nod*
Chuuya: "I think she was someone we knew long ago."
sonia:....
Chuuya: "I lost track of her after leaving the Sheep...and now she's suddenly on TV."
-elsewhere-
*it sounds like something clicking in the girls' dormitory*
EF: ??
*something runs on all fours in the shadows of the hall*
EF: ??? *follows*
Karl: "EEP!"
EF: AH! RACCOON!
rowena: *opens the door*
Karl: *hides behind Rowena*
rowena: oh! karl! what are you doing here? is edgar with you?
Karl: *shakes his head*
rowena: do you know where he might be?
-a shrill scream is heard from the foyer-
EF: !!! *runs to see*
misery: *smacking poe with a broom*
Poe: "OW! WHERE AM--OW!"
misery: WHO SENT YOU?!
rowena: miss misery stop! that's my brother!!
misery: oh, is he now?
Poe: "Rowena?! What is going on?! Why am I not in bed?!!"
rowena: are you alright??
Poe: Q__Q "I don't know--What is happening?! How did I get here?!" *his feet look to be covered in mud*
-elsewhere-
nozomi: how is it?
tamaki: delicious....*nom*
*the city square is getting a bit busier as the evening starts...there are families with kids running around*
tamaki: *watches out the window*
*one kid cups her hands together--and produces a blue light, showing it to the others*
-some of the other kids gather in awe-
Girl: "Mama isn't sure what's causing it."
girl 2: it's so pretty!
Girl: ^^; "Auntie nearly fainted, though."
tamaki: ....
Boy: *picking his nose, looking up at Tamaki and Nozomi in the window* "...They're staring."
tamaki: *looks back down at her food, sheepishly*
nozomi: ^^;
-elsewhere-
Asher: *sitting on the porch* "..."
sachiko: you coming in? we're making paella tonight.
Asher: *looking at the sky* "Wh-What? Oh, sorry--was...just looking."
sachiko:...anything on your mind?
Asher: "S-Sorry, everything's fine..." *inches back*
sachiko: well, dinner's just about ready.
Asher: "...Sorry." *gets up to walk inside*
sachiko: hey, you dont have to apologize for anything. *smiles*
Asher: "O-Okay..." *looks down, walks--and hits the glass door*
sachiko: woah, careful there!
Asher: "S-Sorry--not used to glass doors...Um..." *walks around it, pulling their hoodie over their face*
cassidy: *helping spirit cook*
Spirit: "Now, stir in the broth...Slowly."
-elsewhere-
Kazue: "..." *looks down from a rooftop at people congregating in a park*
*looks like a couple strolling by*
girl: ^^
Couple 2: *smiles* "I had a really good time..."
*it looks like someone is following through the bushes*
girl: me too. im so glad we met. ^///^
Couple 2: "Same...It's like destiny..." *leans in*
Person Hiding: *watching...reaches into their pocket*
girl: it's the will of our lord....*reaching into her bag*
Person Hiding: ("Oh, God, it's fundies--this is going to be even better...") *pulls out a gun--*
Couple 2: "Indeed." *turns to look at the bushes--and points*
Person Hiding: "?!"
Kazue: "..."
girl: for our lord's sake....*takes out a knife* we'll end your life!!
Person Hiding: "Shit!" *aims, pulls the trigger--*
girl: *lunges*
Person Hiding: *SCREAMING*
*SHIK*
*a ninja star lands*
girl: *screams as she holds her injured hand, dropping the knife* ?!
*an arrow with a rope attached lodges into a tree--before Kazue slides down on a bow, landing near the couple*
Kazue: *stares*
girl: who are you?!
Kazue: *pulls out a katana and wakizashi--and swings at the girl*
girl: *lunges at them*
Kazue: *dodges--*
*SWING*
*something long, fleshy, and stretchy smacks Kazue in the face*
Kazue: "URK!" *knocked into the tree with a loud CRUNCH*
Couple 2: *pulls back their stretched-out flesh* "Hmph."
Person Hiding: "SHIT!" *tries to run*
girl: hehehe... *throws the knife at their ankle*
*direct hit*
Person Hiding: *screams, the knife pinning their leg into the ground*
-elsewhere-
*underneath Death City is a dusty room...Old ofuda is tattered...There are sliced chains along the ground...The ceiling looks like it was patched, as if something had launched out of this room...*
???: *inhales* "So...This is where Lord was sealed."
lena: ......
Gas Mask Doctor: "This should prove nicely for our uses..." *strokes one of the pillars, shuddering*
-he seems to have a brief memory of a young woman dressed as a witch?-
{Gas Doc: *stares*}
lena: doctor?
Gas Doc: *pulls back his hand* "Onto the next phase..." *pulls out a drill*
-elsewhere-
Kid: *shudders under bedsheets* "N-No..."
stocking: hnn? kid?
Kid: *shaking, whimpering*
stocking:...*holds him*
Kid: *sniffle*
stocking: *kiss*
Kid: "St-Stocking..." *holds onto her*
stocking: im here....
Kid: "I-I felt it again...The madness."
stocking:.....should we tell your dad?
Kid: *nods* "I think we sh--"
*a baby crying is heard*
stocking: *gets up*
Shiori: *crying*
lord death: there there, sweetie. daddy's here...
Kid: "F-Father..."
lord death: kid, you're up as well?
Kid: "There's something wrong...Madness."
lord death: ....
Kid: "Something is here again...After Tombstone, it may be the same group."
-elsewhere-
mio:.....
Anya: *grumbling* "So embarrassing--the spy stories, the baby photos, even the 'baby Anya' doll. Father, why are you like this..."
mio: *ahem*
Anya: "EEP!" *turns around* "I-I wasn't monologuing!" >_<#
mio: so.....how are things?
Anya: -_-# "Annoying." *crosses her arms* "You enjoy hearing Mother bring up 'The Toothy Song'?"
mio: i didnt hear.....listen, i-
Anya: "Haven't you said enough?"
mio: IM SORRY, OK?!
Anya: "OH, NOW YOU'RE SORRY?! AFTER YOU SAID SOMETHING THAT AWFUL?!!"
mio: i know! i said something stupid and probably hurt your feelings a-and i have no excuse for what i did.
Anya: "You're right, you had no excuse!" >3<
mio: you probably hate me now, dont you? well you have every right to, after what i said. i wasnt thinking and im just a complete dumbass...*wipes her eyes*
Anya: "... ... ..." *groans--hug*
mio: ?!?!
Anya: "You're not a complete dumbass..." >_>;
mio: .....
Anya: "...Look, there have been all sorts of nasty rumors circulating around this family for generations."
mio:.....
Anya: "I-I don't know what I'd do if this was something Father did."
mio:......
???: if what was something your father did?
Anya: O_O "EEP!" *turns*
kathleen: *she seems concerned*
Anya: "...Mother...I am scared to ask."
kathleen:.....come inside girls. anastasia, im sure your father will want to discuss this with you in private.
Anya: "I don't know as much as I should about Father's previous wife."
kathleen: *sad smile* so you've figured that out, have you?
Anya: "I'm not sure what I have figured out--especially as it was Mio--...my friends, who had made certain inferences."
kathleen: i see....i dont know her as well as charles did, but i do know that she was rather scholary.
Anya: "I see...Did she write or teach or...?"
kathleen: her biggest passion was giving the people of yngling good education, and she was especially fond of mathmatics.
Anya: *wrings her hands* "How did she pass?"
kathleen: she was very ill. apperantly, she had always had poor health and often stayed indoors as a result. eventually, she lost all her strength and just withered away.....
Anya: "Oh...I can't imagine how Father must have felt."
kathleen: .....honestly, i feel a bit jealous of her sometimes. i know, it's petty of me...
Anya: *swallows* "O-Oh? S-Sorry, I didn't mean to..."
kathleen: it's quite alright. your father and i may be king and queen, but at the end of the day, we're still only human...
Anya: "...That's why I'm afraid of what Mio said about Father and...the..."
kathleen: ....if anything did happen between them, it happened before i married your father.
Anya: "But if he did, how can you trust him to honor his vows?"
*the doors open*
kathleen: !!
Charles: *enters*
kathleen: i'll just take my leave then.
Anya: D8
-morning-
Black Star: *snoring...as he is somehow in the basement...with a hole in the basement ceiling above him*
otogiri: .....
*it looks like a hole in the kitchen--with the fridge door ripped off, too*
Black Star: *curled up with the fridge door*
tsubaki: .............WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Black Star: *yawns, smacks his lips, looks up* "...Oh, hey, when did we get a sky window?"
-elsewhere-
mami: *yaaawn*
*it sounds like knocking...*
mami: ?? yes?
*it's not coming from the front door...it's coming from the closet*
mami: ??? chrona?
Crona: *standing in the midst of items in the closet, holding their head* "Wh-What is wrong--Who--I--" *they're crying...*
mami:........*hugs them* it's ok. im here now...
Crona: *whimpers* "I could feel it...The blood is still..."
mami: we'll talk to stein later today if you want.
Crona: "I-I think we need to..."
*there's now a knock on the front door*
mami: *looks out the peephole*
*...there's a hedgehog, dragging a twitching Ragnarok, who is sprawled on the floor*
mami: ._.;
licht: -_-;
Ragnarok: "WWAAAAAAAAH!" *holding his head* "WORSE THAN THE BRAIN FREEZE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" *...he's crying black blood*
mami: oh.....oh dear...
-elsewhere-
Damon: *has the TV on--and there's a news report about a stabbing in the park* "..."
soul: =~= *making coffee....or at least trying to*
Damon: "...Dad, do you need help?" *mutes the TV*
soul: *grunt*
Damon: *grabs the coffee grinder, plugs it in, pours in the beans, and--*
*LOUD GRIND*
becky: ._.;
-elsewhere-
Spirit: *parks at the DWMA* "Sorry to run, but Lord Death called an emergency meeting. You two get to class, okay?"
Asher: "..." *nods*
izumi: ok, we will.
Saria: *walking up the stairs* "--and I found a really good ceviche recipe!"
Axel: T~T "Mom was major upset at missing that call..."
Kanin: "Amelia, you okay?"
*it looks like someone lands on top of the spire at DWMA...*
amelia: just a bit uneasy....
lukas: sorry we're lat- *TRIPS...right out of his clothes somehow* EEP! >///<;;
preston: good mornin, y'all. ^^
Saria: "..." *passes out, starting to topple back down the stairs*
Kazue: *on top of the spire...* *pants...* *lets go of the spire, starting to fall...*
Yafue: "JEEZ, LUKAS, COVER UP!" *takes off his jacket, draping it over him*
Asher: "?!" *catches Saria*
izumi: !!!
hibiki: oh shit!
lei-lei: hyup! *jumps up to catch them*
Kazue: *unconscious...they are bloodied*
amelia: !!!!
izumi: come on! let's get them to nygus!
Kanin: "Right! Clear the way! We got injured!"
-elsewhere-
yuma: *walking up a hill following mifune*
Mifune: *he's quiet as he marches ahead*
-wind rustles through the tree on top of the hill-
Mifune: *approaches a marker on the hill* "..." "Takane...I am here..." *gets onto his knees* *rests his hand on the tree...a slight wheeze is heard*
yuma: mifune?
Mifune: *wiping his eyes* "Hmm?"
yuma: will you be ok?
Mifune: "...You never are fully okay with this."
yuma:......should i head back, or..?
Mifune: "No. Please, stay..." *shivering*
yuma:......miss takane? i hope you're well, wherever you are.
Mifune: *nods*
yuma: i really owe mr mifune a lot. he saved my life back then, and i hope that im able to repay him somehow. he's a very kind person.
Mifune: *clenches his jaw*
-elsewhere-
Tezca: *transmitting on a mirror, a jungle behind him* "Hold up--Kishin worshippers? Huh?"
marie: *over her own mirror on a plane* great, just as im off on a mission, too.
Spirit: *quiet* "..."
Yumi: "It's actually good for you to be near your jurisdiction, though: we are proceeding with emergency rules for each sector."
soul: *over mirror while eating breakfast* meaning...?
Yumi: "Increased security around embassies, local law enforcement in major cities will be supplemented by DWMA staff, anti-madness medicines--"
soul: ah..
Tezca: "THAT MEDICINE'S JUST A PLACEBO, AND YOU KNOW IT!"
-elsewhere-
Tokoyami: "I at least appreciated the bright lights, but it was all too...gaudy."
ochako: hey guys! happy tanabata!
Izuku: "Same! Are you going to the town center for the wishes this afternoon?"
ochako: you bet!
Hagakure: "We should go as a class! What do you say, Bak--"
Bakugo: *FROWN*
sero: so how's the new job? ^^
Bakugo: "HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!!"
sero: it's all over social media. *pulls up his twitter account* see?
ochako: oh my gosh! *stiffled laughter*
eijiro: no way, you're working at scoops ahoy?!
jirou: but... but _how_?
Bakugo: *grabbing for Sero's phone* "GIVE ME THAT!"
satou: they made it a real place?! SWEET!
Monoma: *hiding in the bushes, chuckling to himself*
jirou: monoma, you know we can see you, right?
Monoma: "..." *pulls back a bit* "Can you still see me?"
jirou: we still know you're there, idiot.
Monoma: "I asked can you see me, not whether you knew I was still here!"
Izuku: "That outfit is rather flattering though, Kacchan--"
Bakugo: *grabs Izuku by the face*
aizawa: alright, settle it down, kids. we can discuss bakugou's ridiculous looking uniform later.
Bakugo: "IT'S NOT MY CHOICE--IT'S THE UNIFORM! I DON'T SEE Y'ALL CRITICIZING ALL THE STUPID ASS UNIFORMS YOU ALL WEAR! LIKE BUNNY EARS AND SHIT!"
Izuku: *muffled* "Please let go of my face..."
Mineta: *staring at tweets of Pony in the outfit* "..."
mina: *YEETS MINETA INTO THE TRASH*
Monoma: "..." *shifts back from the trash can, still carrying the bushes with him*
Hagakure: "Is the food any good there, or do people go for the cute outfits?"
-elsewhere-
Kazue: "Zzzz..." *grunts, tries to sit up--then grimaces in pain*
amelia: .....
Asher: "Yo. You look like crap."
Kazue: *grunts, reaching around for a sign to communicate--and can't find one* "?!! ..." *touches their face and--* O\\\\\\O;
izumi: how do you feel?
Kazue: "..." *points to their throat* *coughs*
izumi: *takes out a notebook and pen* here.
Kazue: -_-# *writes* "Water!"
izumi: *goes to get some*
Axel: "So...Why the mask?"
Kanin: "How did you get so beaten up?!"
Duncan: "You just act like this to pretend you're cool, don't you?"
lei-lei: *chop*
Kazue: *sips* "...Ninja aesthetic, Kishin worshippers, and fuck you, you pretentious clod."
Yafeu: "...HOLY CRAP, THEY TALKED!"
amelia: !!
Kazue: *cough* "Of course I can talk--I'm just exhausted with having prolonged conversations over nothing."
Asher: "...Mood."
hibiki: so what happened?
Kazue: "I was attacked by some couple."
Duncan: "...You walked in on them?"
lei-lei: *chop x2*
Kazue: "They were Kishin worshippers--with stretchy skin, like the original Kishin. Then they killed some mugger and went after me."
izumi: !!
Asher: *looks at Izumi*
Axel: "How did you escape without them killing you?"
Kazue: "Fought like hell..." *looks at scrapes and cuts all over their arms* "..."
*the nurse's office door opens*
izumi: did you tell lord death abou-
Lord Death: "Tell Lord Death what?"
-one explanation later-
Lord Death: "No, I heard about that--but that's being taken care of."
amelia:....
Lord Death: "For now, we're increasing security, including escorting students home. Oh, and there will be a curfew."
Yafeu: "THAT'S SOME ABUSE OF POWER SHIT, SIR!"
*the nurse's door opens again*
Zarya: "Nurse Naigus, could you look at Monica? She is sick and being obstinate--" *looks around--then stares at Kazue*
Kazue: "..."
Zarya: "..."
Monica: =_=# "I'm not sick! I'm..." *yawns* "...just exhausted."
nygus: well i'll be the judge of that...
Monica: "Man, I don't have time for this! I got classes and-- ... Albarn, why is everyone crowded into this room? And who's that in the bed with the sour disposition?"
Kazue: -_-#
-one explanation later. again-
Monica: "..." *shaking a bit* "N-No."
*she starts scratching*
yolanda: monica....
Monica: "Last night...I think I saw that?"
izumi: really?
Monica: "Y-Yeah? I don't know? It was all kind of a mess and--"
Zarya: "She puked all over her bed."
Monica: "?!!!" *GLARES*
stephanie: it was, like, suuuuper gross.
Zarya: "Black. Like when you eat too many Oreos--"
Axel: "--and it makes your stool all black?"
Zarya: "Yes, exactly what the less annoying twin said."
zeke: ^^;; erm....
Lord Death: "Hmm. That's funny. Kiddo and baby Shiori also did not react well. And Soul called in sick for today's Death Scythe meeting. ... I guess you all need more vitamin C and some rest!" ^w^
nygus: sir, are you really going to ignore the elephant in the room? -_-;
Lord Death: "Oh? We have one of those as a student now?"
nygus: SIR.
Lord Death: "Hmm? Oh--yes. Well, given the presence of Kishinites, we likely have an increase in the Madness Wavelength, thereby affecting individuals more keenly attuned to it, whether shinigami, powerful meisters, or those who were in contact with the Black Blood. And we may be able to use the heightened sensitivity of those individuals--"
Monica: "Who you calling 'sensitive'?"
Lord Death: "--to suss out these no-good-niks!"
-elsewhere-
*drip drip drip*
Skinwalker: *pants...wiping its maw*
lena: *making a doll?*
Skinwalker: *rattling noise in the back of its throat*
lena: would you like some more food?
Skinwalker: "..." *bows*
lena: *takes a machete and goes into a room*
*sobs are heard inside*
man: *chained to the wall, missing a leg* you crazy fuck! when i get out of here, im going to rip your little head off!
lena: is that so?.......*swings at the man's arm*
man: *screaming in agony* SHIT!
Skinwalker: *dog-like confused grunt*
lena: *hacking at the arm until it's severed*
man: *screaming and gasping in pain, almost vomiting*
lena: *takes the arm and gives it to skinwalker*
Skinwalker: *salivating--before chomping into it*
-elsewhere-
Yoh: "I'll get you!" *imitating a giant kaiju, chasing the kids* "RAWR!"
girl: eek! >w<
child: hahaha!
Xavier: *leaping off of walls, trying to land on Yoh*
Nurse: -_-# "Patient Zero is still not resting...And the cops told us to keep him in bed."
-elsewhere-
miyuri: *writing on her wish paper* ^^
-the letters float up and circle her before returning to the paper-
Chuuya: "Okay, kiddos, time to offer your wishes."
sonia: *looks at her paper*
-she's only written 'a new book'-
Chuuya: "Care to share what you put down?"
miyuri: miyuri wants to make lots of friends! ^^
Chuuya: "That's nice...Sonia?"
sonia: just a new book...
Chuuya: "I see...Anything in particular, like a novel or something else?"
sonia: im not too picky on the genre.....
Chuuya: "..." *nods, pats her shoulder* "It's a fine wish."
sonia: thank you....what about you?
Chuuya: "Hmm...I hadn't thought about that...There's nothing I was wanting personally..."
sonia: ......*glances at his paper*
*it does seem to have a few words, namely 'I wish my girls...'*
sonia:...
-elsewhere-
Meme: "Too bad Anya couldn't join us--she's really missing out! Mio, want to pose for selfies?"
*someone seated on a bench is watching them from behind a newspaper...*
mio: um s-sure...
Newspaper Man: *into his collar* <I see them--the Princesses's entourage. Get the van ready...>
ao: is everything alright, sir? ^^
Meme: "Say 'ostur!'" *posing*
Newspaper Man: "?!!! Um...'I do not speak English.'"
ao: <then what _do_ you speak, sir?>
Newspaper Man: O_O; "Um..." *speaking Icelandic* "Ég þekki þig ekki, farðu burt, skrýtin stelpa!"
Meme: "SHE'S NOT WEIRD, YOU JERK!"
Newspaper Man: "Oh, the hell with this!" *presses a button--*
*a mini-van crashes into the town center*
mio: OH SHIT! *hammer fist PUNCH*
*the mini-van is smashed in its hood--knocking the driver into the steering wheel...then the airbag goes off*
mio: *shaking* HOLYSHITHOLYSHITIALMOSTDIED.......
Meme: *pap pap*
Newspaper Man: D8 "..." *grabs Tsugumi, holding a knife to her neck* "BACK OFF! YOU'RE OUR HOSTAGES!"
tsugumi: !! *spearblade foot and STOMP*
Newspaper Man: "Eep...YWEOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" TT~TT "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
*someone falls out of the mini-van doors--crashes on the floor...trying to get up, holding a gun*
Gunman: "H-Hang on, cuz--" *aims at Ao...*
ao: it's simple really...*stomps on the gunman's hand* we're DWMA students~ ^^
*CRUNCH*
Gunman: Q_Q; *slaps his hand down on the ground* <I yield, I yield!>
-elsewhere-
*downstairs in the DWMA, in their Central Intelligence office, are gathered some familiar and new faces*
Sid: "Okay, that just leaves Naigus--she'll be here shortly."
Clay: *looking around*
*there's a nervous shorter person with bright orange hair, and...someone who looks like they have burns on their skin?*
Orange Hair: Q_Q;;;
akane: you new around here?
Orange Hair: "EEEP!" *bows* "Sorry! Yes, I'm--" *and knocks their head into the coffee table* "OW!"
Burned Agent: "..."
akane: nice to meet you 'ow'.
Clay: -_-; "Don't tease the newbie."
Orange Hair: "It-It's Youta?"
*the door opens*
nygus: my apologies on being late.
Sid: "I can see why--you brought in a stray..."
*someone was following Naigus*
nygus: ??
Lorenzo: *enters* "Hey, what's up, Akane?!"
akane: long time no see! *offers fist bump*
Lorenzo: "No kidding!" *frowns at Clay* "Seizemore."
Clay: "Ramirez."
Burned Agent: -______-#
nygus: i see we have two new recruits.
Sid: "Two? That's--"
Youta: "HAPPY TO MEET YOU, SIR!" *salutes Naigus*
Burned Agent: *groans, pulling out maps and various items, laying them on the table*
nygus: it's ma'am but likewise.
Youta: D8 "I meant it as gender-neutral!"
nygus: it's fine.
Sid: "And that one is...Well, remember when we lost some agents during the 'scorpion' incident thanks to Shaula and Hibana?"
nygus: dont remind me...
Burned Agent: "Well, reports my demise were fabricated." *salutes* "Cho."
nygus: goodness, you've certainly changed a bit.
Cho: "Yeah, well, getting lit on fire does that to a person."
-elsewhere-
Anya: *looking out the window* "..."
*everything looks so empty around the castle*
maid: princess? i brought you some cold water.
Anya: *fakes a cough* "Th-Thank you..."
maid:....if there's anything that's bothering you-
Anya: "I'm fine. ...Which is not to say that there is anything on mind from last night. No. Definitely not. Not anything Mio brought up. Or Mother. Or..."
maid: princess.....
Anya: "Did he really carry on with some--some--some commoner?!"
maid: ......
Anya: "...Not that I would know of such a thing." >_>;;; "Just hypothetically, though...What do you know about Father's behavior?"
maid: well, he's a good man, from what i can tell.
Anya: "A good man who was already married and..."
maid:......
Anya: "...and had a child he didn't even know."
maid:....do you wish to speak with him-
Anya: "I have nothing to say to him!" >3<
-elsewhere-
Kid: *curled up in bed* "..."
stocking: *knocks on the door* kiddo?
Kid: *weak grunt*
stocking: mind if i come in?
Kid: "...Please do."
stocking: *takes a seat on the bed*
Kid: "...I'm really pathetic."
stocking: kid...
Kid: "Father's not affected by this--he's strong. What am I? I'm weak."
stocking: *holds his hand*
Kid: "..." *small squeeze*
stocking: *small kiss to his hand*
Kid: *small whimper*
stocking:.....*snuggles up to him*
Kid: *crying softly*
stocking: *strokes his head and hums*
Kid: *closes his eyes, gasping a bit between sobs*
stocking: *forehead kisses*
Kid: *yawns...starts to drift off...*
stocking: *holding him close to her chest*
Kid: "Mmmm..." *rests against her* "Zzz..."
-elsewhere-
Crona: *takes the tea* "Thank you for visiting..." *looks down*
valentine: *nods*
Stein: "It's not too surprising--enough of us felt that energy swirling around the city late last night."
mami: ....
Crona: "I thought after being separated from Ragnarok that this would stop...What is causing it?"
Stein: "Residual after-effects that will lessen with time. But you are also a meister with a strong soul perception."
Crona: "..." *gulps*
valentine: not to mention a witch.
Crona: "I-I don't need to be reminded..."
mami: *holds their hand*
Stein: "All you can do is acclimate yourself. I suggest slowly introducing yourself to small stimuli to help you..." *pulls a jar out of his bag--it has a few drops of Black Blood in it*
mami: doctor... is this really such a good idea?
Stein: "Don't misunderstand--I didn't say we're administering it to Crona. Just keep it in the jar and think of it as a new friend."
Crona: "..."
Stein: "...Maybe naming it would help."
Crona: "...Um...'Bob'?"
Ragnarok: O_O# "...You keep parts of me in your purse?!"
'bob': ac-chully, i wanna be 'wakaba'!
mami: oh!
Crona: "... ... ...EEEEEEEK!" *falls out of their chair*
wakaba: did i do a bad?
Ragnarok: "I HAVE A LITTLE SIBLING?!"
wakaba:....dada!
Ragnarok: OWO; "What?"
wakaba: dada! dada!
mami: ._.;
Ragnarok: "I can't be your daddy! I haven't gotten laaaaaaaaaaaaaa--...legal parameters permitting me to take responsibility for small lifeforms. (Phew! Saved.)"
mami: -.-;
Crona: "..." *taps the jar*
wakaba: *poke poke* hiya cona! ^o^
Crona: "H-Hi? Um...You're...tiny?"
-elsewhere-
Asher: "..." *poking at their food*
Kanin: "...That was a troubling start to this morning."
hibiki: yeah, no kidding.
lukas: well, maybe our project will take our minds off things...
Saria: "Y-Yes, it just seems trivial compared to all that's happened--"
Axel: "Dessert turducken."
Saria: "...What?"
Axel: "I want to make a dessert inside another dessert inside another dessert."
zeke: *blink*
Duncan: "Philistine! You can't just shove your desserts together! The typical palette needs to be coaxed! The tongue needs each flavor stimulated by the most delicate of--"
Kanin: *covering Amelia's ears*
izumi: c-come one, guys, let's not fight!
Asher: "No, let them fight--this gets us back to normal."
Saria: "..." *covers her mouth, starts laughing*
lukas: saria?
Saria: "S-Sorry! Asher was right--I just needed a laugh..." TwT;
hibiki:...well, let's get started, ok?
lei-lei: yeah!
Saria: "O-Okay..." *sets out cookbooks* "Let's narrow down some options..."
*grumbling is heard behind them*
lei-lei: ??
Monica: "Can you freaking believe him?! I don't need any security!"
hibiki: security?
Monica: "WAS ANYONE TALKIN' TO YA?! Oh, hey, Albarn."
izumi: what's this about security, monica?
Monica: "Freakin' Lorenzo said they are assigning security to escort students home! Can you believe that shit?!"
*a short orange-hair person is carrying a tray of food*
hibiki: well, i guess it makes sense, given last night...
Monica: "Oh, come on! That was one isolated incident!"
Youta: "E-Excuse me? Is this seat taken?"
-elsewhere-
Akitaru: *trying to button up his uniform* "..." *tug* "Ugh." *tug* "GRR." *TUG* O__________O "GRRRRRRRRR--"
*riiiiiiiiiiiip*
Akitaru: "..." *sighs* "Third one this year..." *tosses the jacket*
shinra: everything ok in there?
Akitaru: "Yeah, just having wardrobe problems. I think I went up a jacket size again--stupid big muscles."
shinra: ....want us to order a new one?
Akitaru: "Could you? I'm already loaded with paperwork this week."
shinra: sure thing.
-elsewhere-
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ARANEA: THA WORST STORY THAT HAS EVA 8EEN TOLD 'N THA HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE.
MEENIZZLE: whizzay clam dizzle
ARANIZZLE: No! I will not "clam dizzle." Crack-a-lackin` be not sippin' you can do, unless you do it UP, or you be literally mobbin' clams frizzom a 8ed of soft oceanic S-to-tha-izzoil.
MEENAH: clizzle yo' rizzy spheres
MEENAH: Its just anotha homocide. seriously they be lookin lively girl everyones gawkin
ARANEA in all flavas: You jizzy have no respect fo` a well tizzay story fo all my homies in the pen.
MEENAH n we out! i siznaid whizzat happened D-to-tha-izzidnt i
ARANEA so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Onlizzle 8arely!!!!!!!!
ARANIZZLE cuz Im tha Double O G: Yizzy left out so much ridin' in mah double R! All tha intrigue, tha complicated interpersonal relationships, tha 8ackstory, tha responsi8le hatin'. Bounce wit me.
ARANEA: Whizzle wizzle the WORLD 8UILD'N, Mizzle? Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.
MEENAH: whizzay gives a dolphin flip through a bizzig r'n of shit
ARANEA: Ok! I think I finally understizzle tha art of storytell'n nizzay, thanks ta you!
ARANEA droppin hits: It turns out all you have ta do be make series of sizzy, mysterious statements witout supply'n cizzle or any furtha ela8oration.
ARANEA: It all so sizzay! Let try it out.
ARANIZZLE: Dizzid yizzle know thiznat "what his fiznace" Vantas 'n our post-scrizzle world grew up ta 8e a spirizzle leada followed 8y millions so sit back relax new jacks get smacked?
ARANEA: Thizzle iced him though. He dy handcuffed ta sum-m sum-m, while shout'n a rizzle word. Tha end!
ARANEA: Leijon grizzle up ta 8e hiznis m8sprit cuz I'm fresh out the pen! She wriznote S-T-to-tha-izzuff down and spent a lizzy time 'n a cave. That thizzat droppin hits.
ARANEA with my forty-fo' mag: They 8uddy Captor flizzay a ship fo` sizzome hizzay. It wasn't a very coo' gig, chill yo. Maryam found a wiggla n dy a slizzle. Dizzy I mention our planet 8ecizzle kind of a shithole spittin' that real shit? No, I don't think I dizzay, 8ecauze that apparently nizzle hizzay you "T-E-to-tha-izzell stories."
MEENAH: ... I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.
MEENAH cuz Im tha Double O G: go on
ARANEA: Zahhak 8uilt me a ro8otic arm. He wizzas ordered 8y a high8lood ta kill a girl 8ut he cizzouldn't do it, n was 8anished. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Reallizzle 8eat hizzle up pusha that. 8ut it ok 8ecauze his descizzle redeemed tha honor of his legacizzle 8y do'n whateva a murdizzles clizzay tizzay hizzle ta. W-to-tha-izzait, wizzas that too much detizzle? Forget I said sizzle of that, ya feel me? Mov'n on!
ARANEA: Ampora wizzay a pirate. No8odizzle liked him. He iced a lot of thugz, 8ut was lata executed 8ecause he wizzle una8le ta tell a funny J-to-tha-izzoke. What else nizneeds ta 8e siznaid? That right. Nuttin.
ARANEA: Mizzle was tha guy whizzay dizzay like his joke. He wizzay terri8le n so be hizzay story. Period like this and like that and like this and uh.
ARANIZZLE: Anotha dogg house production. Nitram was a hero who lizned a re8ellion. He iced me. 8ut nizzy 8efore th'n gots pretty steamizzle 8etween us. Wizzy ta hear tha juicy dizzles? Yoe out of lizzuck!!!!!!!!
MEENIZZLE: aww dawg 38(
ARANEA: Pyrope cizzut off mah arm n arrizzle me, 8ut I iced ha. Dis triggered a karmic cycle of revenge whizzle lizned to tha eventual 8lind'n of ha descendizzle.
ARANEA in tha mutha fuckin club: Sizzle, Terezi. Them's the 8r8ks!
TEREZI: W41T
TERIZZLE: WH4T?
ARANEA: As fo` me, well, I C-to-tha-izzould go on ALL DAAAAAAAAY a8izzle that su8ject to increase tha peace. 8ut I won't!
ARANEA: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. I wiznas a coo' pizzir8te. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. The 8est pir8 like a motha fucka! I lived a long tizzle, had amaz'n adventures, gots all tha treasure, then dy. That all she wizzy!
ARANEA: Boo-Yaa! 8ut nizzle literally. Shizze wrizzote quite a lot 'n fact. She had a lot ta sizzle, just like me. Whizzle be why she so gr8.
ARANEA: Let see cuz its a G thang. Who be I dippin' here so sit back relax new jacks get smacked?
MEENIZZLE: uh
MEENIZZLE thats off tha hook yo: ahem
ARANEA: Oh, of courze fo' sheezy. Megido! Nizzy there's an dippin' story full of messin' twiznists n turns we won't 8e gett'n into. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.
ARANEA: Shizzle wizzay kidnapped as a child 8y a creep, thiznen served tha creep 8oss fo` millizzles of S-W-to-tha-izzeeps. Shizne helpizzle mizzay everyth'n lousizzle. Then you iced ha n took ha jo8.
ARANEA: Anyway, I think dis tedious tizzy has gizzone on fo` entirely tizzy long alrizzle!
ARANEA: I can't think of a sizzy th'n lizzeft to addrizzles thizzle could possizzle 8e of intizzle ta anyone.
MEENAH: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. no no shut up
MIZZLE: do me now whiznat 'bout me
MEENIZZLE in all flavas: watizzle meeeee!!!
ARANEA: Why, Meenah. Cizzould it 8e tizzy you wiznould lizzy ta H-to-tha-izzear more?
ARANIZZLE: I must 8e gang bangin' straight trippin', 8ecause yizzay be on record as saggin' mah stories 8or'n.
MIZZLE: no theze stories be more ridin' than yo' usizzle ones
MEENIZZLE: i can tell coz im actuallizzle still a wizzy
ARANEA cuz its a pimp thang: Verizzle wiznell cuz I'm fresh out the pen. You would like ta know a8out your post-scrizzle adult life.
ARANEA: Wiznould you lizzy tha shizzle vizzle with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin? Or tha L-to-tha-izzong version?
MEENAH: uh
MEENAH: be thoze tha only two options
ARANEA: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Yizzle tizzy me.
MEENAH: Its just anotha homocide. how 'bout
MEENIZZLE: nizzle tha looooooooooooooooooooong versizzle
MIZZLE: lizzle dont go F-to-tha-izzull fuckin serket on us
MEENAH: but
MEENAH: dizzle leave out too much of tha coo' stuff?
MEENAH: S-H-to-tha-izzit dawg why do i G-to-tha-izzotta explain dis ta a presumably rational person
MEENIZZLE: J-to-tha-izzust tizzy me what ma junk was bitch!
ARANEA: Holla! Very wizzell.
ARANEA: I shall strive ta convey yo' stizzle, includ'n detizzles which you be likelizzle ta fizzy dippin' on account of vanity, whilst attempt'n ta rizzle from go'n "Fizzy Serket" on you n poser hapless 8bitch cuz its a pimp thang.
MEENAH aww nah: blub
MEENAH: come on spizzit it out windfang
MEENAH: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. no more adventures on tha high breeze got it
ARIZZLE: Fizzle. Real niggas recognize the realness.
ARANEA cuz its a G thang: Yizzay wizzy tha a8ridge'-version, 8ut-may8e-not-so-a8ridge', as-long-as-tha-stuff-that-you-'n-particular-would-like-ta-hear-be-included, of tha Mizzle Peixes saga?
ARIZZLE: Hizzle we go. They call me tha black folks president.
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