Billy “i’m straight you sluts” Hargrove
Eddie “you’ve literally had my dick in your ass” Munson
Steve “you’ve sucked my dick more than i can count” Harrington
Eddie “suck my dick Harrington” Munson
Steve “but you look so much prettier on your knees than i do Munson” Harrington
Billy “you both disgust me, i love you two so much” Hargrove
Steve “who’s turn is it to pick up the kids” Harrington
Billy “who gives a fuck, wait was Max and El with them” Hargrove
Eddie “OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT OUR KIDS” Munson
Billy “i hope you two know that i may be an asshole, but you’ve made my life so much better” Hargrove
Eddie “you’re making Stevie cry” Munson
Steve “i’m not crying Munson, fuck you” Harrington
Eddie “i love you too Stevie” Munson
Billy “don’t touch my boyfriends or i’ll beat you to a pulp” Hargrove
Steve “Eddie and Billy are precious beans i must protect at all costs” Harrington
Eddie “if you touch them you’ll see what a satanic sacrifice is like” Munson
Bonus: Dustin “at least Steve doesn’t forget pick up times” Henderson & Eddie “I SAID I WAS SORRY HENDERSON” Munson
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luisa and max reporting for their girlfriend/boyfriend duties
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“Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s childhood pal” changed the way I engage with Christian theology so much that I only refer to Jesus Christ as Josh, in every context, no matter who I am talking to.
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cameron, sloane, and ferris were in a polyship, you cannot change my mind.
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As promised, @beaumaismortel I have posted my first FBAA fic. Kieran POV and a bit of a fix-it fic for a key part from TWOTQ.
You can find my NSFW fic on AO3.
Thank you to @mystical-blaise and @headcanonheadcase and @hlizr50 for commiserating with me around this and to @hlizr50 specifically for fixing my canon misspellings. Enjoy!
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I should do an ot3 poll bracket. Vote for your favorite throuple.
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Jamie Ships
People I Ship Jamie With:
- Roy
- Roy AND Keeley
- Sam
- Dani
- Isaac
- Jan
- Moe
- Jan AND Moe
People I Will Never Ship Jamie With:
- Zava
- Rebecca
- Trent
- Rupert
- Higgins
- Ted
- Dr. Fieldstone
- Shandy
- His Fucking Parents 🤢
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max wakes up with el and lucas sat on either side of her hospital bed
she squeezes both of their hands as she says “i love you”
el and lucas say “i love you too” at the same time, shooting each other a smile after taking in max’s over enthusiastic reaction
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