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thatmunsonboy · 2 years

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Billy “i’m straight you sluts” Hargrove

Eddie “you’ve literally had my dick in your ass” Munson

Steve “you’ve sucked my dick more than i can count” Harrington

Eddie “suck my dick Harrington” Munson

Steve “but you look so much prettier on your knees than i do Munson” Harrington

Billy “you both disgust me, i love you two so much” Hargrove

Steve “who’s turn is it to pick up the kids” Harrington

Billy “who gives a fuck, wait was Max and El with them” Hargrove

Eddie “OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT OUR KIDS” Munson

Billy “i hope you two know that i may be an asshole, but you’ve made my life so much better” Hargrove

Eddie “you’re making Stevie cry” Munson

Steve “i’m not crying Munson, fuck you” Harrington

Eddie “i love you too Stevie” Munson

Billy “don’t touch my boyfriends or i’ll beat you to a pulp” Hargrove

Steve “Eddie and Billy are precious beans i must protect at all costs” Harrington

Eddie “if you touch them you’ll see what a satanic sacrifice is like” Munson

Bonus: Dustin “at least Steve doesn’t forget pick up times” Henderson & Eddie “I SAID I WAS SORRY HENDERSON” Munson

#eddie munson #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve x eddie #steddilly #harringroveson #steddie #harringrove #mungrove #my favorite throuple #the throuple we could’ve had

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danikamariewrites · 2 months

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i’m obsessed with rhysriel x reader👀👀 could i request hc’s where we get an insight into rhys and az’s relationship? Are they in love too? Or are they just mated to reader? And if they are in love, then was it a lotta jealousy st first or did they get along/ when did they realize that they were also in love🤭 also do they have fun times without reader?👀 i imagine reader just coming home one time and they’re making out or something on the bed/sofa and they ask if she wanna join but she just wants to watch

The Other Half

Rhysriel x reader

A/n: you really made me think here anon. Writing the lil romance between Rhys and Az was so cute, I was kicking my feet giggling writing this lol.

@amara-moonlight I hope you enjoy this babes 💖

Warnings: jealous/possesive Az & Rhys, throuple, and fluff (as always)

When the bond snapped for all three of you the boys were so happy to be with you

Rhys and Azriel discovered the bond between them shortly after it snapped with you. To say they were shocked was an understatement

I think Azriel had always loved Rhys but had kept it buried because it felt like he wasn’t supposed to, where Rhys had a few male lovers when they were younger so this wasn’t entirely new for him

The new bond between Rhys and Azriel was hard for them to navigate at first

They’ve always had love for each other, they just never realized how deep the love they had for each other was

Azriel would have a hard time with this since he’s so used to keeping his feelings inside. You and Rhys were always there to comfort him though, letting him know it’s ok and to talk through what he’s thinking

With the mating bond the two males felt like they had a lot to work through

After knowing each other for centuries Az and Rhys felt like they needed to reconnect

You helped them a lot to be comfortable as mates

The two males ended up falling in love as they fell more in love with you

Watching them openly love each other melted your heart

Your mateship wasn’t always easy at first. It was a rocky few months after the frenzy

Az and Rhys would get jealous and possessive with you

It was hard to navigate spending one-on-one time together with Az and Rhys

While they wanted to spend time together they spent more time mad at each other , trying to steal you from one another

Mediating between your mates sucked

And you never understood where the animosity came from! They always got along but the bond made their relationship unstable

At one point Rhys and Az didn’t talk for a week because their jealousy was so bad

Az had just come home from a mission on the Continent and just wanted to hold you and sleep

Trudging into Rhys’s office to debrief him, Azriel was met with Rhys holding you tightly to his chest while you lounged on his lap. The sight should’ve made him happy but all Azriel felt was rage

He could’ve easily just asked Rhys if he could spend time with you now that he was home. Rhys did have you alone for days at a time after all. Instead Azriel projected his annoyance down the bond to Rhys

That night they got into their first real fight. Yelling and shoving each other. They didn’t stop until you stomped out of the room screaming, “ILLYRIAN BABIES! GOOD GODS!” Followed by the slamming of your own bedroom door

For almost a week the three of you slept in separate rooms

You didn’t want to hurt their feelings or make it seem like you were picking sides. The whole thing gave you anxiety and made you close off your side of the bond. You were especially stressed when the boys would talk to you one at a time and never in the same room

It wasn’t until you broke down crying, begging them to speak that they realized their emotions were hurting you

“I am begging you, for the sake of our relationship, to fix whatever your issues are! If you don’t I’m not sure I can do this for thousands of years because it is killing me!” Azriel and Rhys felt their hearts break at your words and tears

Azriel and Rhys embraced you, apologizing profusely promising they would work things out

After a weekend at the cottage in the mountains Azriel and Rhys came back calm and so in love you were overjoyed

Rhys showed you parts of the romantic bits of their time away. Making each other food, reading together, their long talks and sleeping in each other’s arms

He also showed you the more…explicit moments (it made you a little jealous but they made up for it when they came home)

The first time you went out leaving them home alone after they were in love was weird for them at first. The cabin was different. You went to run errands alone. One of them always goes with you

It was getting late and Rhys was getting worried. Before Rhys could tap at your mental shields he could smell dinner being made

Rhys followed the scent into the kitchen, finding Azriel standing at the island prepping food. He’s wearing an apron that is definitely yours with his sleeves rolled up. There’s a bottle of wine on the counter from Rhys’s personal collection along with 3 crystal glasses. Rhys smiles at the simplicity of the scene in front of him

He leans against the door frame, “What’s all this?” Rhys says teasingly. Az smirked as his shadows swarm him in a panic that tells Rhys he was too early. “It’s been awhile since we had a nice dinner so I thought I’d cook.”

Rhys makes his way over to Azriel, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. “Thank you, love.” Azriel’s cheeks flush at the term of endearment. Rhys picks up a knife and starts cutting up the potatoes

Coming home from your errands you hear their light conversation and laughter. Dumping your bags by the front door you tiptoe to the kitchen, hoping Az’s shadows are distracted. You find your boys messing around, kissing, and just being happy cooking together warms your heart

You love seeing them love each other never gets old

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aintmyjewelry · 5 months

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still don’t understand why jacob, bella, and edward couldn’t have just been in like a throuple. like yeah i’m wolves and vampires wanna kill each other but I mean they can put that aside ok we could’ve had a fun enemies to lovers moment too

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andreal831 · 2 months

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Do you think that Hayley/Elijah/Jackson could’ve potentially worked as a throuple? 👀

I actually laughed when I read this question. Not because I think it would be impossible but because I think it would be absolutely wild. Maybe if the show was being run by more interesting people we could have had a storyline like this. It would make sense.

I mean on one hand, we have Hayley and Elijah who are in love and on the other hand we have a forced marriage. If anyone was going to have a throuple, they were primed for it. I have said it before but I don't believe the unification magic is so aware that Hayley and Elijah couldn't have stayed in a relationship. Also, no one proposed the idea of a throuple. I feel like that would have worked for the magic aspect of it.

If it did work, Hayley would have had to be the one to introduce it, and you know she would have. Hayley, especially at that time, was definitely a 'have your cake and eat it too' kind of person. And that is not a critique on her. She knew what she wanted and she went for it. So why not bring up the idea to the men.

Elijah would have been on board. He had been pinning after Hayley for like two years at that point and would have jumped at the opportunity to be with her in any way possible. He also has lived so long that I don't think it would have been strange to him. I joke that I love jealous Elijah but we really didn't get many scenes where he was obviously jealous. I feel like he was just, essentially, too old for that teen drama. So it wouldn't have bothered him that Hayley was also with Jackson. Especially because it would mean he got to be with her as well. Jackson would have been resistant for a variety of reasons. I can see him saying "That's not how we do things." But there definitely was a power imbalance there so I could see him caving and agreeing, but resenting it. So not a healthy throuple.

However, overtime, I could see Jackson and Elijah finding common ground. People love to say the men are so different, but they really aren't. They just wear different clothes. Jackson is more like a Mikaelson than he or the fandom want to admit. Jackson treats his pack similar to how the Mikaelsons treat their family. I think this is something Elijah and he could bond over. They've both had to make tough decisions, even bad decisions, in order to protect the ones they love. They've both also messed up a lot. They also both cared for Hayley and Hope which would likely be the first common ground they could come to.

I also love to think over time, given the chance, Elijah and Jackson would become friends. I can just see Jackson talking about hunting or some nature thing and Elijah just casually asking questions, trying to pretend he's not that interested. We view Elijah as an uptight business man, but let's not forget he was originally a farmer/warrior from what is present day Virginia. Elijah is a country boy. I would love a scene where Jackson is surprised by Elijah's knowledge of farming or hunting and then Hayley walks into an intense discussion about crop yields or the best way to skin a deer.

To me, it wouldn't ever be a true throuple, it would more likely be an open relationship. I just never got queer vibes from Jackson, but who knows. But if the show had focused more on character development and family, and less on drama, we may have actually seen a begrudging friendship and mutual respect from the two men. And Hayley would have truly benefited from that. But we all know how little Julie likes to let women have control over their relationships.

Thanks for the ask! These are always so fun for me.

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tequiilasunriise · 1 year

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I’ve seen some Wenclay shippers call their ship Gothbee and I think that’s so damn cute so here’s to my RWBY roots when it comes to theme based shipnames:

Wenclair: I’ve seen some people complain we could’ve had Sinday, or Wenid, but guys… ✨Woewolf✨

Yokovina: I do ship them lots but uhhhh maybe? Background Baddies??? We dunno much about Divina and Yoko and I’m so, so sorry fer this lame suggestion please comment a better one fer me

Bianko: Another great ship, and now I’m just throwing random suggestions- Fangqueen?

Biankovina: I think they’d be a cute throuple and maybe Bloodsong? We got vamps and sirens AND it sounds badass

Enko? Yonid?: I ship them as bros like I do Freezerburn but I saw someone call em Wolfbat and I think that’s cute

Wyl*r: I hate this ship immensely but Hyde & Seek would be a hella funny theme shipname you have to admit

W*vier: Also hate this ship immensely and uh. Idk. You know there’s art hoes? Well call this one Artwoes

Tyler x Xavier,, Tylope? Is that it???: I’ve seen this one gaining popularity after Hunter joked about it and I think that’s enough to ship it, call em Wednesday’s Rejects- KIDDING KIDDING idk Hydeart

Ajax x Xavier, idk Ajaxavier???: I’ve seen this one a few times and you know what? Artstoner because all of my braincells went into cool sapphic shipnames

Ajax x Tyler, Tyjax?: Also seen this a few times in fics, so maybe Hydestone? Idk man I rlly dont

Enid x Ajax, Enjax?: Don’t ship them personally, theyre more chaos homies together in my eyes, but call em Rattlewolf like a rattlesnake you know?

Ajax x Eugene, Genejax?: I saw this once or twice on ao3 and honestly sure why not? Honeysnake might do the trick

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mariejordans · 6 months

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I agree Jordan Marie and cate are the best most interesting characters if they're going to kill someone it should be Andre like you said he's useless and also unlikable as a person lmfao he ain't doing anything right. I love cate and I love villains so whatever way they go with her as long as it's believable I'm all for it. My thing with them killing more characters is because we're in the endgame now as in the boys probably has 2 more seasons to go and they're also going to start killing a lot of people like by the end I expect most of the main supes and at least half of the boys to be dead so as the gen v characters get pulled into that they're also going to start getting killed off but idc they better not touch Jordan and Marie I'm not kidding I already have hives thinking about stranger things maybe killing Steve in the last season I don't need this 😂😂😂😂

right EXACTLY jordan marie cate 🔛🔝

i genuinely didn’t expect them to pivot on cate’s character bc i really thought they’d stick with cate wanting to be good/wanting to be a hero, trying to earn her friends’ trust back, but i’m SOOO glad that they’re going the villain/anti-hero route. especially with marie and cate now on opposing sides and them basically being each other’s narrative foils, like i need them to go full on villain with cate like it’s just too good a set up for a really complex relationship between marie and cate.

*sighs* okay so my thing with andre is that he COULD’VE been a really interesting character. like, daddy issues, bisexual, doesn’t really care about being a superhero and lowkey in love with his best friend (the writers are cowards for not making the throuple happen) like there were so many ways his character could’ve been done, but then he ended up being a stereotypical nepo baby. it’s kinda like the writers put little to no effort in his character development and didn’t even try to make him likable 😭 he just constantly gets thrown around by the other characters, he slept with his best friend’s girlfriend, and he’s just kind of a dick in general. really the only thing i found really genuine and likable about andre was his love for luke, and to a certain extent, cate. but beyond that, he’s just not a very sympathetic character to me idk 😭

honestly, i’m not suuper attached to any of the boys characters, maybe it’s bc i always end up taking super long breaks between binge watching but if they decided to start killing off main characters, i think i’d be fine (except kimchie or starlight pls don’t touch them thx) but THEY BETTER NOT TOUCH MARIE OR JORDAN OR I’M STARTING A RIOT IN THE PRIME VIDEO BUILDING FR like you could even take cate from me just dont touch limoreau…

i’m gonna be honest, i kinda wish gen v was less tied into the boys and got to stand on its own more bc i really need homelander to stay FARRRRRR away from marie and jordan and cate. butcher too. but also bc i really liked the college setting but seeing as how we now know the entire college is a scam, it might completely move away from godolkin, which is a shame bc i loved the superhero college-sky high esque concept of it and i wish we had gotten MORE of it before we got into all the plot heavy stuff but…it is what it is ig 🤷🏼‍♀️

#again its early pls excuse my nonsense 😭#gen v #gen v rambles #marie moreau #jordan li #limoreau #gen v spoilers #gen v theories #cate dunlap #andre anderson

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pasilla · 15 hours

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I’ll randomly start thinking about that almost throuple/trio thing I had going on and it’s bittersweet. We all fucked up in our own way but idk just kinda lame how we let it fizzle out and never went back to it with a clear head or even talked it out. The potential was there because I think all our personalities could’ve balanced each other out pero alas lol

#I heavily considered reaching out to both but it kinda seemed like it was too late in a way

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robinante · 1 year

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Johnathan: and on top of all that, he had three wives! Could you imagine being in throuple for a vampire?

Arthur, Jack, and Quincey: We could’ve done what now?

#dracula novel #dracula daily #Dracula #johnathan harker #Arthur holmwood #jack seward #quincey morris #count dracula

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arkus-rhapsode · 1 year

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Emblem Byleth and the Three Lords

Alear: Check out this Bracelet I found!

Byleth: Wait. The pattern? It can’t be, can it?

Alear: *Summons Edelgard, Dimitri, and Claude*

Byleth: Uh-oh...

Edelgard: We’re finally free!

Dimitri: Its been so long.

Claude: Teach!

Byleth: All of you. It does my heart well that we are all reunited but I before we go any further I must speak to you.

Dimitri: Speak? About what?

Byleth: I know all three of of you have many different ideas about how things ought to be like in our homeward, but you need to understand that we can all learn to compromise and I am willing to act as your mediator-

Edelgard: oh that. Professor, we’ve set aside our differences.

Byleth: What?

Claude: We were in that emblem for a thousand years. We had a lot of time to talk things out.

Dimitri: Really it only took 42 years for us to come to an agreement.

Byleth: What did you do in the remaining time?

Edelgard: Oh orgy night. Like every night.

Claude: In fact, things only got better after we stopped arguing and starting ramming.

Dimitri: I can’t believe we missed out on it for so long.

Byleth: THAT’S ALL IT TOOK?!

Alear: Wait they aren’t a throuple in Byleth’s world? Hm? Could’ve fooled me.

#fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fire emblem three houses #byleth #edelgard von hresvelg #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #claude von reigen #edelgard x dimitri x claude #edelgard x dimitri #edelgard x claude #claude x dimitri #alear #fe alear

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regenderate-fic · 11 months

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When I Run Away (You're Who I Run To): Epilogue

main post read on ao3

Word Count (Chapter): 1,190

NOTES: sorry to make you all wait so long for this… but behold! epilogue!

this is by far the longest fic i've ever finished, so thank you to everyone who's read this far <3 it's been really fun to see people's responses every week, and i hope you like this as an attempt to tie it all up.

i have a bunch of other ideas in the works, too, although some of them are pretty far off from this! but keep an eye out if you want to see the roseyazclara disaster throuple fic OR the tenrose figure skating au <3

UPDATE: I (30F) might be in love with my roommate (29F). What am I supposed to do? - u/throwRAjustgoodfriends

Okay, I’m mostly here because everyone else involved thought it would be funny to see the responses. If you don’t remember my last post, basically I thought I was straight but had just realized I had a thing for my best friend (“Lily”).

First of all, there’s not much point in the pseudonym, considering the “friend” whose place we were staying at (hi, Penny) found the post and figured out who I was talking about right away. So I’ll just call her Rose, considering that’s her name.

Second of all, thanks to whoever crossposted to Instagram, because Rose doesn’t use Reddit. But she saw it on Instagram, and long story short, everyone was right. She was totally into me, had been for years, and I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner. (Rose and Penny both want to “enter into the record” that *they* can believe it.) Not much about our relationship has changed, to be honest, but it feels really great to finally understand how I feel. And the extra cuddling isn’t half bad, either.

That’s not where it ends, either. Somehow I’ve gone from someone who couldn’t admit I was into women to someone who has two girlfriends? We’d been spending a lot of time with Penny (she owns the shop across the street, and she was going through a rough time), and I suppose you might say one thing led to another.

All of this is to say that everything in my life has gotten much better in the last six months. I didn’t really realize this was possible when I posted. Thank you to everyone who commented on the first post, but especially Penny, of course. And if you’re ever in London, check out Bad Wolf Body Shop (and TARDIS Bakery)!

Yaz leaned back, lifting her hands from the keyboard. “Good?” she asked.

Rose and Penny leaned in on either side of her, scanning the words on the screen. Rose nodded, but Penny gave her a sidelong look. “Where’s the bit about how incredibly sexy your newest girlfriend is?”

Yaz rolled her eyes. “Yeah, I’m posting.”

“No, wait!”

But it was too late: Yaz had hit the post button. She wrapped an arm around Penny’s shoulders until Penny fell across her lap, displacing the laptop—fortunately, Rose had the presence of mind to move it to the coffee table before leaning her head on Yaz’s shoulder with a contented sigh. Yaz smiled.

“Time for bed?” she asked.

They were still all piling into Rose’s bed most nights, even though the necessity was no longer there—Ace had gone and filled one of the rooms in Bill’s flat after one of Bill’s roommates broke their lease. She still came over most afternoons, of course, but she slept somewhere else, and theoretically Yaz could’ve slept in her bed again. In practice, though, she’d gotten used to sharing a too-small bed with Rose and Penny, and then Rose had caved and found them a bigger bed. So tonight, they sprawled out, one of Yaz’s arms flung across Penny, brushing against Rose’s side, and one of Penny’s legs slung over Yaz’s hip. Yaz pulled the blanket up to her chin, reveling in the knowledge that not only was she sitting in such coziness, but she was used to it. She borderline took it for granted.

She fell asleep quickly, and woke up slowly. She blinked open her eyes and turned her head to see the summer sun, shining through the curtains, turning Rose’s hair gold. Penny was gone already: she’d gone back to her full time hours a couple months ago, and on days she worked she was out of bed first. Sometimes Yaz would wake up to her alarm, and she’d give Penny a bleary kiss before rolling over and falling back asleep; today, though, she’d missed it.

She checked the time on her phone. There were five minutes before her own alarm went off. That was the best sort of morning. It meant Yaz could roll over, cuddle up next to Rose, and shut her eyes again for just a little longer.

Her alarm went off, and Yaz sat up. She poked at Rose and laughed when Rose batted her away.

“Get up so we can get coffee,” she said.

Rose groaned, but she pushed herself up on her elbows. “Fine.”

Ace was behind the counter when they came in. Her jacket had a new patch, Yaz noticed, a cartoonish “BOOM!” design.

“D’you like it?” Ace asked, looking down at the patch. “Bill gave it to me. Said she had an extra.” She turned her grin on Yaz and Rose. “Penny’s in the back.”

“I’m where?” Penny had appeared in the doorway, balancing a tray of muffins on the hand not holding her cane. When she saw Yaz and Rose, her confused expression turned to a wild grin. “Oh! You’re here! D’you want a muffin?”

“Pretty sure you’re supposed to sell those,” Yaz pointed out.

Penny rolled her eyes. “Fine. D’you want to buy a muffin?”

“Dunno,” Rose said. “What’s in ‘em?”

“Chocolate, mostly,” Penny said. “Bit of cinnamon, for the kick. Ace mixed the batter.”

“Yeah, all right,” Rose decided.

Penny grinned. She slid the tray into the display case before using tongs to pluck a muffin off it. Before she could drop it into a bag, she looked up at Yaz. “Yaz? One for you?”

“Okay.”

Penny put two muffins into the bag and slid it across the counter, and then she came around the counter herself to plant a kiss on each of their cheeks.

“Good service around here,” Yaz noted, barely suppressing her grin.

“Only the best,” Penny promised. “See you later?”

Yaz and Rose both nodded. And Penny made good on the promise: that afternoon, Yaz finished a tattoo and walked out into the waiting room with her client to see Penny sprawled across three seats, trying to convince Amy that brightly colored feathers were going to be the new fashion trend.

“Maybe for you,” Yaz said, tapping at Penny’s legs until she swung them to the floor, leaving room for Yaz to sit down. “I think I’ll be keeping my wardrobe feather-free.”

Rose’s head popped into the room. “Oh, are we having a party?”

“You’ve got a client in fifteen minutes,” Amy told her.

“That’s loads of time,” Rose replied. She sat herself down on Yaz’s lap, just like she always had—only now she was in the habit of slinging her arm around Penny’s shoulders, too, which always made Yaz feel like she had fit herself snugly into a three-person puzzle. It was strange: Yaz’s life had only been like this for six months, but somehow it felt like the only way it had ever been, the only way it could be. Here, in her shop, with the people she loved.

She let her head rest on Penny’s shoulder, let her arm tighten around Rose’s waist, and felt a smile sneak onto her face. If she was lucky, she thought, she would have this forever.

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jimothyhalperts · 11 months

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We could’ve had it all (roykeeleyjamie throuple) but we got nothing (no endgames)

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers

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baldpeoplehater · 11 months

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ok so its 2 am. i am tired, i am incoherent and i have a lot to say.

first of all, before the final 10ish minutes i was actually pretty ok with the ending! i was so happy to see that most of the stories were wrapped up really nicely and were headed for a good place. but as soon as ted boarded that airplane. oh god.

although i never really shipped tedbecca before season 3, to me it kinda of seemed like they were ending up together? and i wasn’t mad about it. i actually got pretty invested in it after the whole matchbox/soldier thing. and it really sucks that they build all that up for nothing! all the signs with the psychic (“oh but they could have been for the dutch guy” yes! why not just leave them for scenes with him then?), the multiple ted/rebecca fakeouts (the whole bantr thing and the beginning of the finale episode), the AIRPORT SCENE? SERIOUSLY? and the worst part about it is that by building all this up but not having them end up together, rebecca’s ending felt unfinished and rushed (we barely got to know the guy and even though is “meant to be” or whatever they interacted once. come on), and (for me personally) it seemed that the show implied ted going back to michelle, which makes no sense at all. there was no need for tedbecca to be endgame, but both of their characters deserved better.

the whole roy/keeley/jamie debacle. (i think i just get throuple baited by ted lasso) seriously, i’m ALL for keeley ending up alone since she’s been in relationships basically the whole show. but why make her go back to roy when he apologized????? if they made up, as friends, there wouldn’t be A SINGLE storyline that would have to be changed. they still could’ve gone after jamie. the fight between jamie and roy could still be a catalyst for her to realize that she doesn’t want to be with either of them for now. it was completely unnecessary for them to sleep together.

why. on. earth. would you, for three entire seasons, disapprove of a relationship, show us how toxic it is, and then have them marry each other. seriously. of all the couples, beard and jane ended up together? dude. come on.

ok. let’s ignore the whole beard and jane thing being toxic and just assume they’re good now and she’s improved (her shredding his passport so he couldn’t leave was barely a figment of my imagination). although i dislike ted and beard being apart, i do understand that people move on and even the closest of friends sometimes have to grow apart. but why couldn’t they show us ted at beard’s wedding? he clearly was ok with beard staying for jane. there was no bad blood and even with him going back to kansas, i really doubt he would miss his best friend’s wedding.

and finally, i hate that ted went back to kansas. i can’t really logic myself out of this one, like i did with my other complaints because the reason why he went is really simple: for his son. and it’s the right thing to do. must be really hard parenting from another country and i’m absolutely sure that henry missed him a lot. but michelle could’ve gone to london with him, specially after it being implied that dr. jacob was out of the picture. it just makes me really sad that ted had to go back while everyone else moved forward.

ok! now the positive points because im not a complete bitch.

love to see rupert get absolutely shitted on. the wanker scene? poetic cinema.

i’m really happy that rebecca didn’t sell the club and that she realized that, although it wasn’t what she imagined would happen at first, they were her family now. also loved the juxtaposition of her giving 49% of shares to the fans against edwin akufo’s idea of a super league or whatever the fuck

COLIN GOT TO KISS HIS FELLA. THATS ALL I WANTED I LITERALLY CRIED

the ted/nate scenes really moved me. even though nate’s arc was kinda rushed, i was still happy to see him thriving at the end and going back to being the sympathetic character he was at the beginning of the show. him saying i’m sorry, crying on ted’s shoulder, coming back as assistant kitman instead of coach, it all showed that he changed. i’m also really glad that richmond won with his false nine after all.

MY BABY SAM GOT TO BE IN NIGERIAS TEAM IM SO EXCITED FOR HIM I DONT EVEN CARE IF IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE JUST LET HIM PLAY OK

the goodbye song from the boys and their reaction when ted says he liked it. priceless. (bonus points for trent joining in)

trent’s book being successful

willis

anyways. it was a hell of a ride. i don’t think we’re getting a season 4, but if we do i’ll be back on my bullshit. believe guys :)

#ted lasso s3 #ted lasso spoilers #this is a whole essay im so sorry

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ma-lark-ey · 1 year

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So I did this with Harry Potter, I’m working on doing it with Mortal Instruments. Only fair I do it with Grishaverse trilogy as well.

Will I read the novellas? Lol no probably not. Am I having a bopping time with the main series? Yeah. It’s good distraction of being a trans high schooler in America right now.

Here’s what I knew going in:

Nothing! I knew it was connected to Six of Crows and set up the fantasy better so I was recommended to read it first so I DID. i had no idea about ANY of this plot.

Spoilers for all of Shadow & Bone trilogy. I have thoughts <<3

1.) Shadow & Bone ( 24/3/23-27/3/23 )

(8/10)

I really liked this first book !! I wasn’t particularly. Attached to any one character but I will say that I fell for the Darkling hook line and sinker.

Alina is. Alina? I don’t hate her. I don’t love her. I think she’s a pretty basic main character, she’s definitely not my favourite mc ever. I think she’s certainly the right fit here, I know some books I read and go “this main character is NOT for this” but Alina !! She works.

I think this book could’ve been more interesting if Alina, rather than being like “the chosen one” was the kind of person who decided to make themself the chosen one. Does that make sense?

All this critique makes it sound like I hated this book, I think it’s genuinely really wonderful and totally worth it’s hype. I made playlists for this book. Like not just my standard “title - author” playlist. I’ve got playlists for Alina and the Darkling and Nikolai (WE’LL GET TO HIM.)

2.) Siege & Storm (27/3/23-30/3/23)

(7/10)

This book IS GOOD. im going to say that because I did enjoy. Almost all of this.

I think Mal and Nikolai’s little. Whatever that was. Was so funny and I think that so many problems could be avoided if they just had a little kiss. Throuple it up baby. Alina has two hands. Also Mal you’re DOWN BAD for the prince and we can ALL tell.

I LOOOOVED the pirate arc. Obsessed with it. Gobbled it down. It was SOO good. Love pirates. Love Sturmhond not taking the Darklings shit. Love the fact that none of these people take any of the grishas shit.

LOVED ALINA PUNCHING HIM.

i think Alina and Nikolai and Alina and Mal are both equally good endgames honestly. I wouldnt be mad with either. But IDEALLY they’re all holding hands and making out. I am PUSHING the Nikolai/Mal agenda. I am FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE.

The ending was mid. I didnt like it very much. I think the Darkling STILL SURVIVING was BULL.

And if NIKOLAI IS DEAD I WILL NOT FINISH RUINS AND RISING. I WONT

especially if we get a Darkling redemption arc like I think we might be.

I literally. Nikolai and the twins? I’d die for them. Alina and Mal can die and I wouldn’t mourn but if ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MY PIRATES I’M RUINED.

Be back when I finish R&R.

3.) Ruins & Rising (30/3/23–5/4/23)

8/10

My vow going into this book was that I’d be happy is Nikolai lived. I had so much faith. SO MUCH FAITH!! For 240 pages!! I was a FOOL!!! I was a stupid optimist who thought my lovely little princeling would get to live a happy life!! I was rooting for them !!

I WAS WRONG !!! Death is too good for our Nikolai even though he’s literally never done anything wromg EVER !!

Hi guys. This man ^^ up there?? In those paragraphs ^^ he was in the agonies.

Me? ME NOW? Me who just finished Ruins & Rising and is living my best life holding my babygirl? I’m thriving.

I. Literally. Texted my mate who had read this series and said “Does Nikolai get a happy ending yes or mo I’m dnfing if he doesnt. I cant do this.” And GUYS!!

He’s KING!!! KOROL REZNI!!!! My BOY!!

He is baby girl.

You know I COULD talk about how Alina’s relationship with the Darkling is very good portrayal of grooming victims/codependent relationships and I could go into how Mal’s whole deal was batshit in the best way or how Tamar is the love of my life. But this isn’t a book review.

This is Lark. Being gay. For the bastard pirate harpy prince boy. On main. I will NEVER be normal about him. I’m holding him like a soaked cat after a bath. Dont you love him.

Anyways yeah not doing a post mortum on every book like I did with HP bc I have no further tjoughts on any of the other books.

Stan Nikolai Lantsov, haters be SILENCED. I’ve heard that he has his own book and I??? Society isnt ready for me when I read that.

I would’ve liked to know what Alina and Mal changed their names to. Thats all I can think of in my hazy mess of Nikolai thoughts.

Also in my perfect world they’re in a throuple. Maybe Tolya is in there and its a polycule but its MUCH funnier if he’s acearo and covers for their stupid asses all the time and is SO annoyed by his king and his kings girlfriend and his kings boyfriend.

Thank you. That is all.

Time to go start Six of Crows so my little sister can get off my back about Kaz <<3

#shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #lark says #nikolai lantsov babygirl extraordinaire #i will NEVER be normal about him #im sorry mom i gotta be down with the monarchy for him.#ONLY HIM #my real life boyfriend if youre reading these tags. i.#never feel threatened by my fictional crushes DO FEEL THREATENED BY NIKOLAI.#if this man existed and blew me a kiss I’d be done. i’d die #alina and mal were cool to ig.#i literally have no feelings on anyone else im just gya #im just homosexual about nikolai #shadow and bone spoilers #lark liveblogs literature

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alaffy · 1 year

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Gossip Girl, Ep.2x10 - I am Gossip (Spoilers)

Ok, well, that clearly wasn’t supposed to be a series finale at all. I’m not really going to get into the who or why the show was cancelled. Yes, the show could’ve done things differently that may have kept the audience or made more people want to watch. Lord knows I complained a lot about the first season. At the same time, given the purge that HBO Max has been going through with their own original shows…I got a feeling that no HBO Max show is really safe. As for this show finding a new home the odds are pretty non-existent.

I’m also not going to a recap as such. Some stories aren’t really worth discussing. For instance, because of the interview, we all knew that the throuple wouldn’t be together at the end of the episode; but they were supposed to together at the end of the series if it had continued. It’s too bad we couldn’t have seen the happy ending, but at least we know that what happed here wasn’t the planned one. And, yes, it’s pretty obvious the guy Max met in Berlin is the friend of the guy Zoya met in Italy. Imagine those double dates.

Speaking of which, there are some things I would be curious to know about or what would happen in season 3. Would Obie find a way to clear his mother’s name and oust his sister from the company? Would Nick be able to clear his name and would the De Haan’s be caught? Would Monet finally break free of her mother and see her own self-worth? And what would we have learned about Julien’s and Zoya’s mother?

Now, there are some thing that I am happy about that happened in this episode. I’m glad Luna decided to be in charge of her own destiny. She’s so above all this petty BS and she’s amazing at what she does. I’m glad she decided to focus on herself. Also, I would say she’s the most improved character in this series. She went to a lacky who’s name I couldn’t remember to, perhaps, my favorite character.

Second, I’m glad Kate got caught. Not just because of her comeuppance; but because we know that the writers didn’t have time to do a reshoot let alone a rewrite. Which means the writers were already planning on getting rid of Kate as GG this season. I think that was the most satisfying part of the episode because it truly showed that, no matter how much Kate said she was doing this to make the kids better, it really was all down to her ego.

I'm also not going to lie, I love that scene after the credits. It’s not because they were going to turn GG into an app; it’s because this new version of GG is being spearheaded by Aki’s Dad. It’s because it would mean that GG, or the person who controls GG, is Malcolm McDowell. I’m got to admit, if that had always been the case, I probably would have enjoyed the show more; just for the shear ridiculousness of it.

But beyond that, there’s really not much more to say. The show kind of went out with a whimper, but it’s simply because it’s so clearly not an ending. There’s not that satisfaction of one.

#gossip girl #gossip girl spoilers #julien calloway #zoya lott #aki menzies #audrey hope #max wolfe #monet de haan #luna la #kate keller #shan barnes #nick lott

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jeanharlowseyebrows · 2 years

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sawyer brings out something so especially fun and cunty in jack, who otherwise spends a lot of time buried under the weight of his responsibilities and pressures etc. he deserves to derive a little joy from bullying. love to watch him get snide and mean. i Love them together. if the creators of lost’s eyes were open... we could’ve had it all (jack kate sawyer throuple)

#i love throuples. there's not a love triangle on earth that couldn't be solved with a throuple

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theredpharaoah · 30 days

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And I really do think Faith should’ve gotten a spinoff instead of Angel. I know Eliza turned it down, but she deserved. And that would’ve made more sense to me. Angel and his ragtag group doing all this shit - Powers That Be, Interdimensional conglomerates and shit was kinda annoying. I don’t even think the Scooby Gang knew about interdimensional conglomerates and shit. And the Scooby Gang never went to the Well or to demonic dimensions or fought the Old Ones. That should’ve been the Slayers doing that, not Angel n friends. And none of Buffy’s romances ever hit like Angel. S2 Buffy x Angel is everything; how can you expect me to buy into any other relationship after that? Cordelia? Riley? Spike? Don’t piss me off. I could never get into her and Spike. I think I would’ve preferred him taking an annoying brother role and getting with Xander or Faith. Wesley and Robin or Giles and Robin could’ve been cute. I would’ve introduced Robin as principal in like S1. Ethan and Giles would’ve been good. Andrew was obviously gay. I feel like Jonathan should’ve became a regular and part of the Scoobies. He’d literally been around since the beginning of the show and we had some great episodes with him. Him, Andrew, and Warren were definitely in a throuple or some shit. Obviously you don’t want too many main characters but damn. And I feel like Buffy introduced a lot of really compelling characters that we never saw again. They’d never run into anyone after Season 3 and Sunnydale is a small town - why we only got NPCs? Also - and this will be controversial- I could never get into Willow and Tara or Kennedy. Tara I ended up liking somewhat but Kennedy annoyed the hell out of me. It’s kind of the same thing with Buffy and Angel; Willow and Oz were so great. And the build up to them getting together was everything too. I’ll forever be mad that they had Oz cheat cuz that really wasn’t his character. One thing about dogs, they’re loyal. Though male wolves(the breeding one in the pack) do tend to cheat apparently.😭

#buffy the vampire slayer

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