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#miguel o'hara incorrect quotes
madame-fear · 10 months
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Y/N: Are you a cuddler? Miguel: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Y/N: Miguel: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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marvelflame2010 · 10 months
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Miguel driving his kids home: So, how was your day?
Gabi: We almost got surprise adopted!
Miguel: What?
Y/n: We almost got kidnapped
Miguel: Oh, ok
Miguel: *slams breaks* YOU WERE WHAT?!
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skylarinfinity · 8 months
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miles: [sighed] jeez man, why you guys so mean-
m/n: [hold him around his collar] “you're so mean” if you guys weren't so fucking stupid i wouldn't have to be so fucking mean to you! you the one who need to change.
[miles looking at m/n with horror]
m/n: [turn to face miguel with big smile] am i did a good job?!
miguel: [look at m/n and nod] yes, good job.
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fromjannah · 11 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)
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iwannabealice · 10 months
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miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life
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demigoddessqueens · 10 months
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Y/n: truth or dare?
Miguel: truth
Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?
Miguel: dare
Y/n: go to bed
Miguel: I don’t like this game
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asmodeus542 · 11 months
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Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.
[Miles lowers his head]
Miguel: Erratic.
[Pavitr whistles]
Miguel: Unreliable.
[Hobie rolls his eyes]
Miguel: Down right sloppy.
[Gwen arches her eyebrow]
Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.
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glouris · 9 months
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incorrect-spiderverse · 11 months
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Miles: *looking for a spider-man mentor he can follow and learn from*
Miles: "I need a spider-man."
Peter B Parker: "I am a spider-man '
Miguel, in a different dimension: " Something horrible just happened."
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trickarrows-bishop · 10 months
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bruciemilf · 4 months
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Miguel: I’ll never stop! Mark my words, I will stop at NOTHING until I get that sarcastic, irresponsible, yapping little Miles Morales right here,—
Layla: He’s in universe 022 :)
Miguel: I am stopping RIGHT here.
Gwen: ??
Peter: His exes universe! Don’t know why he’s so scared to go,—
Miguel: I am NOT scared,—
Peter: Bruce is a cool guy once you get to know him. Weird eyeliner and all.
Miguel: It’s called eyeblack, and it’s NOT weird!
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Miles: So… What’s the deal with your dads, exactly?
Jason: oh dude where do I start
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marvelflame2010 · 9 months
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AU: Gabriella O'Hara is a Spider-Woman
Gabi working on her homework in her room at the Spider HQ: *sees Spidey-Pool running* Why is this guy running?
Gabi: Is someone chasing you or something?
Spidey-Pool: *running because he stole Miguel and most of the main Spider people's wallets so Miguel and the Spider Society are chasing him*
Gabi: *realizes* OH HELL, WE'RE CHASING HIM!!
(Inspiration by @fandomnerd9602's Spider-Pool*
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skylarinfinity · 11 months
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m/n: [talking to spiderman] so you spiderman from earth-616... are you good looking like daddy miguel from earth-928? i take decent as the answer.
peter: [nervous] oh uh- i think i am decent- i guess?
m/n: [looking at spiderman with raised eyebrow] hum let's me see that beauty-
[portal appear behind them and spider-man 2099]
m/n: [gaps] daddy miguel! you found me [hug miguel]
miguel: [scowled but let's m/n hug him] stop calling me that! and stop disappearing without my permission!
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fromjannah · 11 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)
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iwannabealice · 10 months
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peter b: well, if you want my advice-
miles: no offense at all but you’re the last person i want relationship advice from. you tried to kill your partner. multiple times
peter b: first off, that was before we started dating. secondly, he also tried to kill me
miguel: it’s true. it was mutually attempted murder
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demigoddessqueens · 11 months
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y/n: you’re the most jealous man I know
Miguel: you know other men??
Y/n: 😑🫤
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