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ruairy · 1 year
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#i finished the regional phenomena quest wheeeeeee#whoever came up with flying gibdos is going to hell!!!!!!#riju: there are flying enemies incoming!!!!#me: there are WHAT#oot redeads are still scarier tho#now i must find the last geoglyph and get the master sword :)#and then i guess i have to go see purah but im gonna procrastinate that for a while#apparently theres a very juicy quest in the storm cloud above the faron region soooo? perhaps?#i also still need to do joshas quest 😶#i keep forgetting and also i dont like being in the depths sowwy#im gonna procrastinate main plot mostly so i can avoid Ganondorf is evil because reasons and also he has no nuance#LOOK I i love ganondorf but its time we wrote most interesting villains#u did it in windwaker....wheres the person who wrote ww gan i want them back#ik this game is kinda like oot on steriods but its ok....u don't have to make ganondorf completely unsympathetic to make him a good villain#u can make hyrule morally grey at least....actually corrupt at best...it would be so juicy#ofc if they went full on gan fighting against his destiny i wouldnt complain eiter 👉👈#LIKE WHAT FUCMING HAPPENED TO GANONDORF FIGHTING AGAINST HYRULE.FOR THEIR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST HIS PPL AND JUST TAKING IT TOO FAR#what HAPPENED TO HIM STARTING OUT FIGHTING FOR A CAUSE AND BECOMING CORRUPTED BY POWER#totk gan just seems to be Hehe evil man want power#the fucking way zelda and rauru talked about him lmao#LIKE MR RAURU U DID NOT GIVE ANY REASON WHY U THINK HES EVIL#man was just like yeah he gives me a bad vibe#and zelda.....dude i dont like his name eww he must be evil#nintendo thats terrible writing ik u might have been alluding to the curse and zelda just knowing by his name that hes bad but my god#anyway slides around hyrule on my dalmation spotted horse named rolly and definitely doesnt long for a better plot#to clarify im not saying the plot is bad as it is and it's probably my fault for having expectations#its a great game!!! the plot os really good!!!!! but man
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koobiie · 16 days
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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butchfalin · 6 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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sylvies-kablooie · 4 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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qrowpilled · 9 months
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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unhingemyheart · 1 month
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Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 
Neil Gaiman: Yes
Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 
Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.
Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 
Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?
Prime Video: Yes?
Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.
Prime Video: Aaaand?
Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 
Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?
Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 
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so-many-ocs · 5 months
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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riacte · 6 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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secondbeatsongs · 10 months
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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sparebutton · 1 year
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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
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parhe1ion · 6 months
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if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations
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dendrochronologies · 4 months
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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fairycosmos · 4 months
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literally feels like a myth that there are people who don't struggle with basic tasks like getting out of bed or going to the shops or seeing a friend for coffee. how does everything not feel like a painstaking chore for them. how do they have the physical and emotional energy every single day
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aroacedavestrider · 8 months
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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
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ursulaklegay · 8 months
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its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%
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noelledeltarune · 8 months
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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