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MCC9 Blue Bats Supremacy!
ria | she/her | adult | mcc9 blue bats | false supremacy | treebark | unserious | never left blue river raceway | serial shitposter | this is a place of no honour | circus tent is always open for clownery | you’ve got no fear of the underdog, that’s why you will not survive! | and the universe said you are stronger than you know 💙🦇🐶🌳🩸👑🌌💫
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“Ren is hot? Who cares?!” - docm77 14.04.2024
Based on the amazing design Ghast made for s10
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is that blog named symmetreebark that has literally only one post another one of you thousand not-so-secret burner blogs? Bc if so, please expand it 🥺❤️❤️ i need the enrichment
Yes lmao one of my many secret burners 😭 the three burners combine to form the ultimate burner haha
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thank you fortnight by taylor swift and post malone for giving me a song about being together with someone and then becoming good neighbours with them and they were forever running until one of them came over to ask about the weather at the mailbox and daydreaming about killing their spouses and pretending nothing ever happened and you’re just neighbours and i touched you for only a fortnight (i love you it’s ruining my life. but i touched you) anyways. renskall
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VIOLENCE! False and Iskall killing each other in game and irl lol
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It’s basically Ren rambling about embarrassing stories and False egging him on so she gets all the tea she missed for the past six years when she ghosted him and he’s like. Wow this is great. Let me talk about someone who’s definitely not someone in front of me and she’s like. Wow this is great. I wonder who he’s talking about
Okay I feel unhinged enough to finally post what is probably one of the most audaciously awkward things I've written. But it's supposed to be awkward. It's comical though.
Symmetry and Ren go on their first fake date. It’s awkward. Stress and Cleo spy on them.
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Ren chuckled. “It is cathartic to talk about things with a stranger.”
Whoops, I’m not a stranger, Symmetry drily thought to herself. Sorry, Ren.
“A-and you’re really nice about it too,” Ren said, a bit more hesitant. “You’re not judgemental. Or mean.”
At the words “judgemental” and “mean”, both Stress and Cleo burst into uncontrollable laughter. Symmetry felt like laughing herself. Ohhh, Ren would never say that about her civilian self. If only he knew. (But he definitely wasn’t supposed to know.)
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no mcc teams today :((( rip to the teams skins artists
no yeah it’s a bit of a crunch innit 😔 really wish they took that into consideration even tho i know the logistics are hard
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Okay I feel unhinged enough to finally post what is probably one of the most audaciously awkward things I've written. But it's supposed to be awkward. It's comical though.
Symmetry and Ren go on their first fake date. It’s awkward. Stress and Cleo spy on them.
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Ren chuckled. “It is cathartic to talk about things with a stranger.”
Whoops, I’m not a stranger, Symmetry drily thought to herself. Sorry, Ren.
“A-and you’re really nice about it too,” Ren said, a bit more hesitant. “You’re not judgemental. Or mean.”
At the words “judgemental” and “mean”, both Stress and Cleo burst into uncontrollable laughter. Symmetry felt like laughing herself. Ohhh, Ren would never say that about her civilian self. If only he knew. (But he definitely wasn’t supposed to know.)
#feel it still au#ria.fic#hermitshipping#its been a long day my brain has stopped working 4 hours ago#what is the englihs language what are words
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I maintagged but got less notes than some of my non tagged posts /lh I wonder if they saw it anyway 🕺 🕺
Ren and Martyn: doomed narrative (we bet on losing dogs, Third Life, literally everything that has happened the past three years)
Ren and False: blessed narrative (we bet on the underdogs, MCC9, Blue River Raceway, Demise 2)
Martyn and False: ????hilarious??? narrative (we have lost the plot) (Mint Maids, burning box, charity stream 2024, random snipping during MCC, meeting each other in cons from 2017, Martyn’s jealousy comment (?????), False and Netty commenting on each other’s vlogs years ago,)
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good job in maintagging that post about whatever is going on with false and martyn. I wouldn t be brave enough with both of them being fucking tumblrinas 💀
they’ve seen worse from me i think they’ll be fine
it’s not even a ship post they’ll be fine 🥺
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Honestly idk if martyn will be in this mcc bc i know he s going away from home for personal stuff for some time, so even though he s taking his set up idk if he will have signed for this event...
But god i m praying soo hard for a martyn-false team, like what is better than one bitchy blond brit? Two bitchy blond bitches. Case closed
i’m resigning myself tbh 🤡 for multiple reasons
but yeah they’re so funny together. hissing wet cats
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Ren and Martyn: doomed narrative (we bet on losing dogs, Third Life, literally everything that has happened the past three years)
Ren and False: blessed narrative (we bet on the underdogs, MCC9, Blue River Raceway, Demise 2)
Martyn and False: ????hilarious??? narrative (we have lost the plot) (Mint Maids, burning box, charity stream 2024, random snipping during MCC, meeting each other in cons from 2017, Martyn’s jealousy comment (?????), False and Netty commenting on each other’s vlogs years ago,)
#rendog#falsesymmetry#inthelittlewood#martyns jealousy comment is still so unhinged. said that unprompted. doubled down.#‘classic treebark bait’ thanks for playing along. this has become a core part of fanon
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mcc teams will probably will announced tomorrow... prayge
🥺🙏 also what is it with mcc stuff coinciding with miss swift’s release schedule. i never forgot the great 12/12/2020 3am mcc13 evermore mycelium war minigames finale
i’ve resigned myself… it’s not gonna happen… hoping we get falsemartyn tho that shit is funny as fuck.
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looking at my “don’t you ignore me” falseren fic and noticing a pattern of making ren lose memories / becoming possessed / affected by trauma for him to ignore / be hostile to false. like i have to modify his personality and life experiences in order for him to stop trailing after her like a lost puppy 😭🙏
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ok you know how ren loves being trapped in a cage of shame because he’s crazy. and you know how false likes trapping ren in dirt boxes and stuff. and you know how she made him a hamster cage in s6 and was giggling like “idk it’s a weird thing but he’s weird so i hope he likes it”. anyways back to the cage of shame i feel like my trajectory of thought is going somewhere. not sure where, it’s definitely Somewhere, but i’ll cut it off before
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whoever sent martyn that ask that esentially read like "hey dude, why does you gay show that much when you see the diggity dog?", you are my hero
"why are you Like That around ren [non judgemental but very aware gaze"
no it's crazy. it's such a funny ask as well and his answer was so sweet 🥺
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like im sorry if they did what they did last time and had ren and false walk in with maximum swagger while remember the name plays in the background the hitw players won’t be the only ones falling off platforms 🔥🔥🔥 mcc reddit would self destruct from the sheer force 🔥🔥🔥
false and ren at irl mcc. you agree. this won’t happen because if it does the world will fucking explode lol
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martyn did say yesterday he doesn t think he ll be able to go to twitch con this year due to personal stuff going on and him not knowing if it will be over by late june... so i m betting everything ren WILL be there lmao
this is the funniest rationale so far 😭💀false abt to doxx ren and drag him out of his house wherever he’s living now
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