Do you have any Dom Valkyrie headcannons?

DOO IIIII?? well ofc i do! she can use me however she likes

warnings : mentions of somnophilia, edging, collaring, possessiveness & impact play

Val absolutely loves to show you off (when you’re being good)

You definitely follow her around on her King duties in new Asgard

It would be more weird that you weren’t attached to her hip

ANYWAAAAY

she likes to be called king,your majesty, daddy, & sir in bed

anything deemed more masc in titles she loves

BUT when having more romantic and slow sex she loves being called Brunnhilde

she’s so into collaring

she is a dom of all doms so letting people know that you’re her’s gets her off

on your day-to days (depending on her mood) you only need to wear a necklace with her initial on it

on other days, she makes you wear your collar w all the bells & whistles

you love it either way

val is definitely sooooo possessive

oh & i think val absolutely loves pussy worship

she would live between your legs forever if you’d let her

she’s big on praise when you deserve it

and she loooooves hearing you get so worked up for her

she’s such a tease so she def mocks the way you moan when she’s edging you

that’s so hot to me though can we talk abt that 😵‍💫

her fingers pushing and prodding into you just the way she knows you like it

she forces you to make eye contact with her as her mouth is agape, silently mocking the way you scream for her

val laughing in your face when she edges you for the umpteenth time

PHEW

when it comes to punishments though ahh

spanking. so much spanking.

and not just on your ass

not just with her hand but anything she can get her hands on

flogger, riding crop, paddle, belt, you name it she’s used it

she’s also really into somno (oh i’m totally projecting here)

seeing you cry as she fucks you in half just does something for her

buuut! she isn’t always the big bad dom

she truly is a sweetheart

everything she does is to keep you safe

when she became king she realized that the safest place you could ever be is right by her side

she is a sap and hates you admit it

you can see that in her aftercare!

no matter how rough or soft the scene was, she will always take care of you

sweet words of affirmation and gentle kisses!

there’s def so much more maybe i’ll do a pt 2!!!

Hi, for the character opinion bingo, how about Brunnhilde?

OH HELL YEAH!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO

My dude I have not talked about this King in so long and with the release of the Thor Love and Thunder trailer I'm so excited to see her on screen again. I've missed her so much. I almost got a bingo on this card, because I really do like her in a team dynamic, but Brunnhilde is also one of the few characters that I can read for that absolutely does not need any of the other lead characters in the fic. I don't know if I've really talked about how much I love her arc here. I know I've done so in the past- but Brunnhilde and Thor's character arcs are nearly the same. We just didn't get to see her's play out on screen. I mean we sorta did. We know she was the leader of the Valkyries and helping to carry out Odin's conquest, at least thats the impressions I've always gotten from the flashback sequences. But then of course that all goes south and I can only assume she exiles herself until she stumbles into Sakaar, but it takes Thor desperately asking for her help to give her the push to start getting back to herself. She's still not the same person, she probably doesn't even give her real name to Thor, Bruce and Loki (Thats the only reason I can think of that no one adresses her by name after two movies and over 5 years passing since their first meeting), but she's making progress. She steps into this new version of herself, maybe more suspicious and jaded than before, but a leader and probably a compassionate and determined one at that. Dude I think about those five years she spent building New Asgard and watching Thor slip into that depressive state he found her in so much. Their relationship is so important to me and I know its not going to come up in the new movie, but I wish we could see some of that. How important their friendship has been for both of them recovering from their past traumas and overcoming new ones. I trust Taika to give us hints of it, but I still remember how many of the fans seemed to cut her out of the narrative completely when Thor Ragnarok came out. Brunnhilde is a character that I pay close attention to how people critique her, and write her in fanfiction. If the complaint is that she's introduced as the Strong or Angry Black woman stereotype, then absolutely go off, I feel that is a valid criticism, especially because the only way we see her addressed other than by Scrapper 142 is Angry Girl. However, I like to think that she herself has moved away from that, and Professor Hulk calling her that in Endgame speaks more to how out of touch with everyone he is (guy didn't bother to check in on Thor either so like???? but I also don't think the writers thought that through and I am absolutely giving them too much credit). This is quickly going to turn into me getting frustrated with the way friendship is shown with the Avengers so I'm going to move on to the fanfiction and how fans do her dirty. I am INCREDIBLY picky when it comes to Brunnhilde fanfic, and theres a handful that I constantly go back and read- (Go read Better Laté than Never on AO3 I promise you will not be disappointed) but a lot of the ones I find either end up making her seem preditory, or just straight up a bitch and its so exhausting and frustrating to come across. I trust very few people to write Brunnhilde with nuance and accuracy. She's such an interesting character with such an interesting story, and the parallels between her struggles and Thor after Infinity War are so nice and I can literally talk about her for ever. Theres a shot of her in the new trailer fighting the main antagonist and let me just say, I have never felt so much fear for a character than in that moment. I trust Taika, and I know I need to chill, but the last thing I want is for her to get so roughed up she's taken out of the plot and used as motivation for Thor and Jane, or worse killed for their development. I did not mean to ramble this much, I don't even know if any of this makes sense, but I feel like the MCU is just setting her to the side so often, and fans are even worse.

I'm sorry this was so long- but if anyone would like to hear me ramble and rave about other characters feel free to send me some characters for Character Bingo. MCU, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit and Avatar the Last Airbender and Game of Thrones is all fair game

I just rewatched The Marvels for the fifth time.

Yes, I'm gay. Yes, I'm in love. Yes, I'm delusional after only 50 seconds of interactiong between Carol and Valkyrie. Yes, I'm mad Voices of Aladna is cut in the movie when Brie's voice and the choir is amazing. Yes, I cried AGAIN when Carol couldn't reach Monica on time. Yes, Kamala's excitement throught the whole movie keeps me going. Yes, I think Dar-Benn is hot. Yes, feel in love with the graphics and the space background once again.

And what are you gonna do about it ??? Nothing :P

Valkyrie

What If... Iron Man Crashed into the Grandmaster?

Look I know that the Carol/Valkyrie scene was Marvel literally doing the bare fucking minimum and I shouldn't be praising them for it but I'm just happy that it's at least explicit enough that straight people can't ignore it.

Anybody who thinks black actors getting casted for originally white characters recieving tons of hate from the get-go is because fans want 'accurary' is a fucking dumbass.Every website since the 2010s has been the 'Logan Lerman is the perfect Percy Jackson' website

the way she looks at him here makes me feel so abnormal

sorry but this post just pissed me fr, i need a moment to talk. basically i freshly became a valcarol shipper (they kinda been the only thing i've been thinking of ever since i saw the marvels-) and i came across this as i was looking up stuff abt them and...

...sorry but like? what is the point of pitying the two pairing together when they are both getting the same awful mistreatment by marvel and d*sney??

sure i don't deny, there are some inviduals out there who purely ship them out of fetishizing or that there are misogynists (mostly thowards sylvie obv) cuz no fanbases are perfect but literally tf does that got to do with wether the ship is queerbait or not..? where is the colleration exactly? 2+2=fish ?

using "two characters that have been called queer on social media" as counter-argument is so esp weird as if loki isn't canonically bi...my brother in christ, the same way brunhilde is. like op's really going nowhere 😭

let's look over facts: 1. valcarol has good chemistry, kissed on cheeck, shipped by cast, one's canon bisexual in the pairing and had a line cut out due it confirming the two's relationship to not loose homophobic audiences, 2. lokius has good chemisrty, one's canon bisexual in the pairing, has a theme titled after their ship name, constant romantic under-tones & pararrels with f/m canon ships, shipped by cast, they had to rewrite the entire 5th ep bc of something "controversial" *cough* cheeck kiss *cough* bc they r "basically trying make the relationship canon without loosing homophobic audiences" yes. (SORRY IF I LEFT ANYTHING ELSE OUT BTW)

so looking all over these i can only wonder where this whole narrative comes from 😵‍💫

but i'll say: it lokius is queerbait ! valcarol is queerbait !

anyways if we not gonna be besties at least let's not trying to be so competitive and use a fairly similar ship and invalidate it just to "prove a point" ok plsss🙏 🫶

I need you all to listen

The Revengers.

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You may continue living your life, now.

Unpopular opinion:

In the next Thor movie Valkirye should face her past as a slave trader on Sakaar. In Thor: Ragnarok the horrible things Valkirye does to Thor are portrayed as funny even though she was literally torturing him. Furthermore, when she confronts Thor and Bruce she doesn't apologize to them even once for having enslaved them. I'm not saying she had to get on her knees and beg for forgiveness, but at least hearing her say something like "I'm sorry guys, I was being an asshole" would have been appreciable. She's a great character, but that part of her character needs fixing.

EDIT: I would have said the same thing even if Valkirye was a cis-het white man. Toxic is taxic.

Valkyrie: Can we bring guillotines back?

Jane: No, I refuse to participate in anything attributed to the French.

Valkyrie: Not even… French kissing?

Thor: What about French fries?

Loki: Or even French toas-

Jane: You’re all making me want to bring guillotines back.

good morning i have specific thoughts abt THIS that i will write abt 😵‍💫

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I've already writen for Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff. I plan trying to write for Kate Bishop, Carol Danvers, Brunnhilde, Maria Hill, Yelena Belova soon. I do write about (heavy) angst, comfort, dark topics, fluff, action, wlw relations, additional stuff for fics I've already posted, fem!R. I do not write about smut (not yet), child!Reader, pregnancy, anything including a character's kid(s).

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Disturbance

Pairing: Brunnhilde x female reader (no other specifications)

Word Count: 1050 words

Outline: Yours and Brunnhilde's relationship is still pretty new so you keep it a secret from everyone else. What happens when Thor accidentally walks in on the pair of you?

Warnings: (val has nipple piercings), rough fucking, sub/dom dynamics, pussy riding, facefucking, overstimulation, mean! Valkyrie, degradation, daddy kink, some humiliation, swearing, pain kink, ass-eating.

Author’s Note: based on this request! Set on new Asgard after infinity war and it was so fun to write. I came up at first with a concept where it had Thor joining them so if anyone wants that alternate ending let me know!

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NSFW UNDER THE CUT. MINORS DNI.

"Harder!" 

Brunnhilde commands you, her eyes darkened with lust. 

"Show me what you're made of. Show me how much of a whore you truly are. " She's adamant about ruining you completely. She locks her thighs around your body and rides your pussy with such vindictive, that you'd think she actually hated you. Her long braids are covering her body and with a sharp tilt of her head, she commands them back to her back watching you trying to match her speed.

But it was exhausting, this was your third orgasm already building up and Brunnhilde had made sure to finger you thoroughly in the dinner earlier. She could work her fingers so masterfully and graciously and you had long learned to keep quiet and your expression unfazed. Wasn't easy, but that was how she wanted it and who was you to argue? The dynamics with her had been very clear from the start. She liked how submissive you were and how eager to please her. 

It hasn't been more than four weeks since you started working as one of Thor's maids. Obviously, he didn't need you, none of them royal folks do and it all fell to Brunnhilde to command you and the other maids around. She quickly became impressed with your beauty and your velvet voice and had put you on bathroom duty. You were to draw their baths and help them dress. 

Of course, neither she nor Thor particularly needed you but it was a position to be filled. Brunnhilde was reigning new Asgard whilst Thor was more of the first champion. But those details were boring, the gist is when your romance first began.

One particular night the long-haired woman had asked you to stay and help her with her bath because she said that she found it difficult to rub a spot. Curiously, you came back to the bath only for her to present you with her legs spread apart and a cheeky ‘right there in the middle.’ Ever since you were attached to one another. But you kept it very secret, and so far no one knew anything. It was beautiful, you matched one another well, your sense of humor, your way of thinking, and most importantly you were both falling for each other.

"Still doesn't know how to fuck." Brunnhilde's voice snaps you out of your daydream feeling a large slap on your asscheek. Followed by her wrapping her hand around your throat and pushing you back on the bed. 

"You are seriously calling this fucking? Have I not taught you anything? Wasting my precious time. " She rolls her eyes, and the heat inside your stomach is growing higher. 

"I'm sorry." You whimper and place your hands on your breasts, wiggling your body. She stops moving only for a second and then she begins once more rubbing her crotch over yours, shaking the whole bed with her. You start to groan loud, repeating her name again as she praises you. 

"That's my good girl, sing for me, show daddy what a good girl you are." Ah, yes, of course, that’s what she liked calling herself. 

You can feel your orgasm coming close, you try to warn her, arching your back, her hand only squeezing your throat more, making you see white for a second, and as you are about to reach your high you can feel her stop. Confused you move your hands trying to touch her but you watch her as she gets off the bed.

"Get out!" She screams and your pussy is clenching so hard at the loss of contact. You try to make sense of what is happening and that's when you see a frozen Thor standing right on your doorstep, he seems to be just blinking while a very naked Brunnhilde is trying to make him move and shove him out of the door. You're delirious and only want your lover back, your body is trembling as you reach your high untouched, the pleasure getting to you. Brunnhilde turns around to scold you, recognizing your very familiar sounds of pleasure. 

Thor immediately covers his eyes and starts a string of ‘ I’m so sorry, and I didn't mean to - I had no idea’. To which statement Valkyrie hits him in the arm and he finally begins to leave, backstepping till he hits his back on the wall and comically turns around to abandon the corridor.

"Fucking slut." Valkyrie rolls her eyes and jumps on the bed with such aggression, you’d think she would punish you. 

"Did you really wanna cum that bad?" She watches you rub your thighs together, your breathing still hard and uneven. 

“I couldn’t control it, daddy. “

"You will never cum again without my permission, understand?" She asks you her voice stern. You don’t know what to say so you timidly nod your head. Not an answer she liked. With two hands she quickly spreads your legs apart and slaps your pussy with all her might. 

"Answer me, pet." You whimper and shout at the force of the spank, making your oversensitive pussy vibrate. 

"Yes!" You shout desperately. 

“You don’t fucking understand the severity of your actions.” 

"Never, daddy, never! I promise. " You breathe out and try to reach her again with your hands. She grabs your hands and with a quick move, she sits on your face, pushing her juicy wet pussy lips right on your lips. 

"Good." She muses, her knees close to your breasts keeping you locked under her once more. 

"Now I'm gonna fuck your face so stupid since your pussy seems to have a mind of its own." She sinks down further to your lips and you obediently dart out your tongue ready to start giving her pleasure. Your hands reach up to grip on her breasts or more precisely her pure gold nipple piercings, which you oh so very much liked to pull on for handles as again she is moving her hips so aggressively against your face, riding your tongue for dear life.

The continuous moans from Brunnhilde definitely kept Thor far away from the chambers tonight. At some points, she switches herself leaning down to your pussy and doesn’t stop eating you out until you finally pass out. 

Come the morning, she would have plenty of stares to avoid…

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Valkryie

What If... Iron Man Crashed into the Grandmaster?

wanted to make a post ranting about how much tlat fucked over val but it's so bad that it isn't worth the brain power it would take to write an essay so here's a list of bullshit. tlat spoilers obviously

this movie just unnecessarily made val into a slutty bisexual who has commitment issues? like, why was she like "an orgy sounds great" while thorjane (the straights) were like ew

the way they reduced her to the token black friend who is there purely to support the white mains??? like that was the vibe I got from the trailer but this was somehow worse??? she got virtually nothing???

why are the asgardians respecting thor more than val when she's their king and the one whose been taking care of them while thor's been fucking around having his fifteenth midlife crisis???

tessa said that there was a version of the script where her whole storyline was just about finding a queen and she had to step in because it was dehumanizing and the focus on val needed to be about her being a person who happened to be queer... but where was this person? we got some grrl power king status scenes and a couple of blink and you'll miss them lines about the valkyrior and that's it

how did we not get a single flashback about the valkyrior even though we know an extra was cast a valkyrie

she got nerf'd and kicked out of the final battle and was absent for like most of the last 30 minutes

some kids got more of a hero moment in the final battle than val did

pretty sure she actually had more screen time in ragnarok than in tlat

she had literally no character development or plot. she is literally just a body there to fight

no fr there's this whole ass scene where she's basically a body for korg?? it was very strange and didn't serve a purpose but she had to do it while because I guess thorjane are too important to do it

thor says that zeus was his childhood hero when it was previously val, and like yeah you can have more than one hero but come on

we are three movies deep, why doesn't val have a first name??? tessa implied she would get a name and then she just didn't????

val doesn't get to talk about her beloved herself - it's just korg babbling at her about her commitment issues and mentions an ex girlfriend

val lowkey compares jane to her sisters but their entire friendship is basically offscreen

there's this bit where korg says thor doesn't discriminate who he loves and it cuts to a montage of thor with a bunch of white women and idk that feels like an attack on the idea of a black woman being his love interest

also this isn't about val but thor's characterization was just so fucking awful this entire movie like holy shit who the fuck was that man baby because that was not the person at the end of ragnarok or even iw/endgame. like, what the fuck did taika do to my man??? but that may need to be its own post

in conclusion this movie sucks ass. is it queerbaiting? no, val is explicitly queer (and korg but who cares about that pile of rocks), but it's not a good movie and just a horrible movie for val in particular. if you're a qpoc or a woc who was excited to see val finally get her moment in the sun then don't even bother