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James: Reg, why is there a raccoon in your lap?
Regulus: Barty.
James: Barty, put a raccoon in your lap?
Regulus: No. He layed down in my lap.
James: Anyone want to explain?
Dorcas: The raccoon is Barty.
James: Barty is an animagus!?
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Evan: There's a deer chasing Barty.
James: *Shifts* I am not a deer! I am a stag!
Pandora: James is an animagus!?
James: Shit.
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sylviaplathenthusiast · 8 months
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james would have these really close up pics of lily and reg as his wallpaper and they would show signs of physical pain whenever anyone but the three of them was looking at his phone
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silverameco · 3 months
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Pandora : "In another universe we get to be together."
Lily : "Yeah, great, happy for them then. What about this one though ?"
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Remus: I fell-
Sirius: From heaven?
Remus: No, i literally fell-
Sirius: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Remus: I BROKE MY ARM!
Sirius: Okay, but do you think im pretty? Be honest.
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asleeponthegrass · 1 year
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marauders era characters as mean girls is so real like regulus evan & barty as the plastics and the marauders as cady janis & damian but cady and regina fall in love (like the should’ve)
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jada-data · 9 months
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What type of tea I think Marauders & company are with very little explanation by someone who drinks alot of tea
Remus: lavender tea- with a side of dark chocolate
Sirius: Masala chai/chai tea
James- hibiscus tea- he liked the color
Peter: lemon tea
Pandora: random herbs she found and brewed
Regulus: Peppermint tea
Lily: Matcha
Dorcas: whatever pandora makes
Marlene: Earl grey
Mary: green tea
Barty: Black tea- because he's basic like that
Evan: white tea- because he's fancy like that
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Lily/Pandora/Sybill/Regulus: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Mary/Xeno/Peter/James: You are my reward. ~~~~ Barty/Marlene/Sirius: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Evan/Dorcas/Remus: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.
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narrator: but they were flirting, and continued to do so, for the entire rest of the game…
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I’m not gonna lie Remus and Sirius would be the worst couple to hang out with like they would be on top of each other 24/7 with literally no thoughts about anyone but each other
Those two are so lucky that they’re friends with Only Child Extraordinaire James Potter who could hold a conversation with a brick wall
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myriadparacosm · 5 days
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Whenever Sirius feels down, James writes him fanfiction about him and Moony.
The first time he handed over a short story, Sirius cried even harder because it was so out of character. James is no loser so he continues to write until he aces it and then it becomes a habit and he would wrote and drop stories to Sirius, who will giggle and blush and bite (Marlene) if anyone tries to see what he is reading.
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luveline · 2 months
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side note do you guys ever have phases where you listen to the same album 1 or 2 times a day every day for a while
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James: Barty! I swear to merlin!
Pandora: *sighs* What did you do?
Barty: I might have pulled a prank on Macdonald.
Dorcas: Why would you do that?
Barty: They always prank us.
Evan: Not Macdonald!
Barty: Ok, I'm sorry.
Regulus: James isn't going to accept that.
James: *Comes running in*
Evan: You might want to run.
Barty: Yep, got it. *Turns into raccoon*
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Dorcas: *sees a cat chasing a rat, chasing a dog, chasing a deer, chasing a raccoon* They're idiots.
Pandora: Yeah, but they're our idiots.
Evan: But they're still idiots.
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sylviaplathenthusiast · 6 months
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what font i think the marauders and co would use (alternative title “me procrastinating doing coursework”)
james - arial. cause hes annoying that way. idk i cant explain it it just makes sense
remus - calibri. because he cant be bother to change the standard settings
peter - cambia math cause he finds it has the perfect amount of extra strokes, not too many like in times new roman but some, unlike arial
sirius - rockwell. because he liked the name and he’s dramatic and extra and he calls everyone else basic
lily - times new roman because she’s used to seeing it everywhere and everything else just feels wrong
regulus - baskerville old face. because he liked the name and he’s dramatic and extra and he calls everyone else basic. he and sirius have fought over fonts before
mary - gigi. unreadable to anyone except for her but she stands her ground
marlene - verdana. which absolutely is the exact same as arial but she and james have a fight going on about which one is better so neither will ever admit it
dorcas - century. loves drama
pandora - centaur. claims it looks closest to the way it would look if she was writing by hand
barty - comic sans. hes a menace
evan - determines the font by mood and the type of thing that he is writing
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silverameco · 3 months
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discovering someone has the same interest as you but then discovering that they like it in a normal way and not in a all-encompassing-this-is-all-i-think-about-morning-noon-and-night way is a truly humbling experience
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Sirius: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!
Remus: *on the phone* We locked our friend's baby in the car and people are judging us!
Sirius: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT!
Remus: Do not break the window! You'll get glass on him.
Phone operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Remus: That's a man.
Operator: Really?
Sirius: DON'T WORRY HARRY PADS IS COMING FOR YOU!
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asleeponthegrass · 1 year
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hits different is literally soooooo jegulus coded like it’s THEIR song
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