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Y/N walking into the room with a towel: “I’m going to take a shower, do you care to join me?”
Jason setting down his book: “You know, honey, there’s a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me.”
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Jacob Black, protecting pregnant Bella after being the reason the pack knows in the first place: Sam likes to say you can be part of the problem or part of the solution. But i happen to believe you can be both
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Y/N: *at spider* You don't "take a run" at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special.
Lyle: *walks in* Hey hon take a look at this! It's a picture of my butt 😃
Y/N:*looking back at spider* And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.
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Sam: We didn't even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday
Y/N: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole
Sam: You begged me to marry you
Y/N: It's true I did
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Sirius (talking about Remus): I know what beach he likes!
You: I thought you were the 'beach' he liked.
(James high-fives you)
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Eddie: help me, Steve. You’re my only hope.
Steve: fine, but if I do this you’re not allowed to quote Star Wars to me anymore.
Eddie: I love you.
Steve: I know.
*eddie stares at the camera*
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James: Some people ask 'why',
Sirius: *bouncing on a trampoline with a pogo stick*
Sirius: *licking a bubble wand*
James: Sirius asks 'why not'
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Rhaenyra: I don’t always make great decisions under pressure
Alicent: What the hell is that?!
Rhaenyra: An alpaca! I got the last one
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Cross Kaien ,,the father" ladies and gentlemen, who is have a 200 years old friend and a 40+ student ...or two big child with alcohol? XD
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Anthony - I’m playing a new drinking game it’s called every time I am depressed I take a drink.
Eloise - That game exists. It’s called alcoholism.
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Hehe shitposts go brrrr
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*Y/N and Jason hearing someone break into their apartment*
Y/N staying in bed: “Okay I’m… I’m calling 911.”
Jason getting out of bed and walking towards the closet: “I’m getting my bat.”
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When all is said and done
90% of being a good dad…
Is just showing up
-Modern Family
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Jude: We didn’t even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
Cardan: The judge sentenced me to life with no parole.
Jude: You begged me to marry you.
Cardan: It’s true, I did.
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Steve: We both look very handsome tonight.
Eddie: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Steve: I couldn't take that chance
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*The gang at lunch*
Aled: It’s more afraid of you than you are of it.
Tao: Pigeons aren’t scared of anything, they stand on electrical wires!
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