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luxthestrange · 15 days

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TWST Incorrect quotes#694 That pie-

Malleus's scary dog privileges allow you to walk on night unafraid...so you treat him to McDonald's...

Yuu*Unwrapping their McDonald's apple pie*Careful, Mcdonald's apple pies are always a little hot

Mal*With an apple pie and putting his toy in his pocket nods as he takes a bite as soon as you take yours*!?!?

Yuu*Eyes widen as you bite into it*-OH, JESUS CHRIST!?

Mal*Covering his mouth also in pain*Ah-Sevens-why in blazes do they do that!

Yuu*Cursing and fanning tongue out*I DONT KNOW!?AAAAH AAA...haaaa

Yuu*Looks at Pie and sighs*...Probably cooled off by now, Thought...*Bites into it, and it is STILL HOT*OH GODDAMMIT!?-oh!

You accidentally throw it to the floor towards a couple of crumbled newspapers...and it catches on fire

Yuu*Look at it surprised*...

Mal*Also taken aback and huddling closer to you*...

Yuu:...this fudging goddamn night-

I juSt find it HILARIOUS...that mal-mal being a dragon that spits fire...is beaten by a those SCORCHING pies-A MCDONALDS APPLE PIE IS HOTTER THEN A DAMN DRAGON BREATH-

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#twst #twst disney #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x yuu #twst yuu #twst fluff #malleus draconia #malleus draconia x yuu #malleus draconia x reader #malleyuu #malleus on earth #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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egophiliac · 19 hours

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queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎

I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #coming in well after the fact but that's what happens when the art doesn't cooperate #and i just HAD to draw something for vil's ob (re-ob?) because i loved it so much #legit put my hand over my mouth and went “oh!” when i realized what was happening #i thought it was just going to be an idia thing because. y'know. closing out his character arc from episode 6 and all #so this was like. oh! oh we're going to get ALL the inky boys!!!!!#i wonder if this is why we got a malleus flashback so early...#not to mention everyone's dreams?!#i am braced for 90% of the dreams to be kind of jokey/inconsequential because we have SO many characters to get through #and most of the time will probably be spent on our lads (literally) dropkicking their emotional problems #but i am excited to see everyone regardless!#and also kind of terrified! what on EARTH will floyd be dreaming about. do i want to know.#i do but do i want to.#man. they're probably not going to get back to it but i do wonder what silver's dream was #what was he doing when he was like 'wait a minute' and noped right out of there #lilia: here silver i made dinner :)#silver: oh boy this looks great! ...YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD #ouuuagh i'm still deep in the blotsauce guys and i'm loving it #come make snowangels in the ink with me it's great

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rievyedreams · 2 months

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@spadesncrows’ amazing Pony Deuce threw me back into my mlp phase, inspiring me to draw Malleus as a pony too.

Below are sketches of him overbolting with his parents if they were also in the show/comics. Going off of the Levan is Crowley theory.

🐉🪶

#twst fanart #malleus draconia #mlp #my little pony #mlp crossover #twst crossover #maybe Lilia would be a vampire like Fluttershy #silver a earth pony and sebek half earth unicorn?#or half kirin #Myart♤#Rievye #Twst #Twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #book 7 spoilers

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ventique18 · 11 months

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A papa 🐉 tending to his garden and shoveling soil to plant some seeds. His toddler, who's romping around in his mini-dragon form, is tailing him. The little boy happily helps papa by digging holes with his paws like some energetic puppy.

Except the dirt the boy digs up flies straight to the ones his papa has carefully shoveled.

Malleus laughs merrily at the chaos his son made. He pats the boy's head with a toothy smile.

"Thank you, my little assistant."

He's already took the entire day off, so a few more hours of extra gardening work isn't too bad.

#I'm so envious of everyone going to twst's anime expo booth #I'm at the other end of the earth lol #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia

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r-aindr0p · 7 months

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To think I’m going to have to wait one year until I seize this guy by his uniform bell the second his banner is here…

Same song I took the lyrics from for a previous post. "Belle" from the french musical version of Notre dame de Paris

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamme #twst rollo #basically the song is about the hunchback Frollo and Phoebus talking sus abt Esmeralda but in a poetic way #Haven’t seen the disney and I never read the novel bc I know it’s horrifying #I’m just here for the twink rug with a bell from twst #+ made a sentence inclusive to fit every possible solution #wether you think he thinks of yuu or idk malleus #leaving the translations here in the tags for the lyrics from top left to bottom right #’does desiring you make me a criminal ?’#’What use is there yet in praying Notre Dame’#’Who… will be the one throwing the first stone at them ?’#’This one does not deserve to be on Earth’#simp lyrics #I should finish my inktober before december at least but Rollo keeps coming back #Im cursed or blessed idk #Ohh I remembered I have shrinkong plastic sheets Rollo will be baked he will be put in the oven

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jangmi-latte · 1 year

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how in the great seven did lilia feed a newborn baby silver — who can barely open his eyes or grip anything — milk in a mug.

malleus is having war flashbacks himself.

#twisted wonderland #twst #diasomnia #lilia vanrouge #twisted wonderland silver #feeding bottles are so nonexistent in brair valley real #then how on earth did he feed baby malleus

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scrimmification · 1 year

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book 7? I don’t know what you’re talking about. nothing bad has ever happened to them ever

#no one on god's green earth can take physically older dad bod lilia away from me #i do not CARE what canon says. i do whatever i want forever #twisted wonderland #twst #diasomnia #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #sebek zigvolt #silver twst

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ivydarkrose · 7 months

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#i woke up and already excited #Malleus Draconia wished me a happy birthday so im already giddy hehe #honestly shocked its already been another year around rhe earth #times is roo fast

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britishassistant · 1 year

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In my brain MalleYuu has the same energy as JonMartin

No I will not elaborate

#twisted wonderland #the magnus archives #malleyuu #jonmartin #jmart #teaholding #malleus x yuu #*national geographic meme*#it’s about being the most powerful being in the world #and kind of a prick besides #and loving someone so dearly with ur whole heart #and having them love you back just as devotedly #even though they themselves are kind of a sassy biotch #who do not hesitate #to call u on ur shit #it’s about going to the ends of the earth for each other #just for the chance to say #‘I’d love to have a normal life with you’

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leluxiboi · 10 months

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Ruggie and Malleus, finishing up from the last Culinary Crucible taste testing:

Me: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, I NEED MONEYYY

#book 6 has left me broke #I have spent so many items and thaumarks on my cards and I’m only halfway through the earth titan’s health #twst #twst ruggie #twst malleus #twisted wonderland

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the-girl-with-too-many-ideas · 1 year

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Another thing I would find hilarious is if Tiamat ended up in Twisted-Wonderland, and she got mistaken as a relative of Malleus. She mothers everyone, which would be a 100 times funnier since she's in her larva stage, while they themselves try to spoil her because they think she's a child (yes, even malleus and Lillia think that).

I just think Diasmonia acting overprotective over Tiamat because they think she's a baby fae (when in reality she's older than the earth itself), while she views them as the children is funny to me.

#idea dump #ramblings of a sleep deprived girl #fate grand order #twisted wonderland #Tiamat In Twisted-Wonderland #this would be funny #no one can convince me otherwise #tiamat showing up in her larva stage and everyone assuming she's a very young fae #and related to malleus because horns #then she proceeds to mother them all to their confusion #then malleus's big brother instincts kicking in because no fae that small could be as old as him #jokes on him she's older than the earth lol

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luxthestrange · 7 months

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TWST Incorrect quotes#654 He waits...

Malleus's FIRST week on Earth...

Mal: What am I supposed to do all day while you're at school/work?

Yuu:...I dont know? What do you normally do when im gone?

Mal*Sniffing and tears up*Wait for you to get back...(づ•́ ᵔ •̀)づ

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#disney twst #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x yuu #twst yuu #twst diasomnia #diasomnia x reader #malleus draconia #malleus draconia x reader #malleus draconia x yuu #twst fluff #twst angst #dragon on earth au #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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eldrbraus · 1 year

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guess whos the idiot who forgot to use the lilia cards in the titan that regenerates until now.

i am. its me.

#twisted wonderland #twst book 6 spoilers #i was losing my mind in the earth titan #because i dont have good vil epel or rook cards #and my dumb ass didnt think i would need lilia there #most of my good cards are lilia cards #so i.#didnt.#use lilia.#there.#and i should have because the moment i reset the whole thing and use lilia i went through in like one try.#and the worst part is that i already knew how this worked from last year #and even then i was fucking stupid #i will never learn #from now on everything is going to be so easy #imma one shot malleus overblot #LMAOOOOO as if

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gothicvalentine · 9 months

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So, I was on Amazon, looking up books written by this guy I just saw in a Ted talk. Then I happened to notice a couple of books about bats.

As a general rule, I adore bats and have since I stayed at camp at around age 5 and saw this little, tiny bat. It was hanging upside down from the huge stone fireplace.

The lady reading the stories that evening just calmly pointed it out to us all and I was amazed by how tiny and cute it looked. I thought it was a baby but I'm sure it wasn't. The adults are incredibly small here.

To add to my bat experiences, my dad would catch and release them if they got inside. He'd wear gloves in case they bit him, but he'd show them to me and let me gently pet the soft fur on their backs.

I consider myself lucky that I was never around people who were scared of them because it would be sad if even more people feared these little dudes. (My daughter likes them too, lol)

So, back to why I'm posting this screenshot.

After seeing these bat books, I, of course thought about Twisted Wonderland's resident bat, Lillia van Rouge . So, having Lillia already on my mind, the next book I see has a dragon! Malleus!!!!

(omg Malleus. I am SO, SO sorry!) Nope! Once my brain actually engaged I realized it was a dino--a T Rex to be more precise. 😂🤣😂😭😭

Despite being all alone, I was simultaneously embarrassed, ashamed, and secretly amused.

Because of course I wouldn't want to let the imaginary dragon prince find out that mistaking him for a freaking T Rex was actually pretty hilarious. 🙄😂

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ventique18 · 10 months

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Him 🐉

#memes i dug up from the earth #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia

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viriborne · 10 months

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Anyways this is all I’m gonna be thinking about from now on #Malleyuureal #Suckmyfuckingnuts

#malleus going scorched earth bc he now has to grapple with death directly affecting him is relatable #I may sound crazy but y’all won’t get it until someone close to you dies ok

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