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kolsmikaelson · 2 months

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— ANAKIN SKYWALKER NSFW ALPHABET

NOTES - i’ve never wrote for ani before so i hope this is okay :)

WARNINGS - nsfw 18+ content, fem!reader, not proofread so ignore typos!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

if theres time, he’ll run a bath and clean you both up, get you some water and then take you to bed, but if not he’ll still clean you up and ask if there’s anything he can do before you get back to what you were doing

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

if he had to pick it would be his hands (or maybe im projecting). and on a partner i think he’s a boob guy honestly, doesn’t matter what size he’s still obsessed

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves when you squirt, he loves that it gets all over him and he also loves to come on your tits

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

loves it when you spit in his mouth and make him swallow it, he thought he’d only be into it when he was doing it to you but the first time you did it to him, whew let’s say something in him changed that day

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

not super experienced, he was only ever with padme before you and they never had much time to have sex but he’s a quick learner

F = Favorite position ( goes without saying)

doggy, he loves that he has such easy access to slap your ass but also reach around your front and rub your clit

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s not scared to be a bit goofy with you, it’s not very often when it’s completely serious the whole time

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he’s well groomed, he likes to keep it trimmed and neat for not only himself but his partner too

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he’s loving and caring, will always make you get off 1-2 times before he even thinks about getting off himself

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn’t do it often, would rather you do it for him or fuck you than using his hand

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

mommy kink, spit kink, choking (force choking mostly),

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his speeder. it’s usually in the middle of the night when everyone's in bed asleep already or during the day when there's just enough time to get away with it

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

seeing that pleading look on your face when asking him to fuck you, he gives in so easily

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nothing with bodily fluids (minus spit and cum), he won’t do anything where your face is covered in any way because he loves seeing the pleasured looks on your face way too much

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

giving. he’s a god at giving head and he knows it, but he wont turn down a blowjob either

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s honestly a mix of both, it just depends on his mood. if he got back from a rough mission he’ll be fast and rough but if it was im the morning after you both wake up he’ll go slow and take his time

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he’s obsessed with them, he’ll pull you to the side just before leaving for a mission

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

oh yes, he loves to experiment with you, he’ll be up to try anything once

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

3-4 rounds, he’ll take a few minutes between each round to check on you and get you a glass of water before continuing

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

yes! he has a couple of his own but he also keeps a couple to use on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he prefers to tease you over you teasing him, anakin loves seeing you get all riled up

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not too loud but not super quiet either, he mostly moans right next to your ear

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

loves fucking your face, whether it be with his dick or a dildo it doesn’t matter he loves it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i’m thinking he’s a good 7 inches and well groomed. he likes to keep it neat down there

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

so high. he’d keep going until he passed out if he could

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i think he already has issues sleeping so it takes him a while to fall asleep afterwards

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shinestarhwaa · 4 months

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YUNHO NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

Yunho will be very caring, he might not talk much but he will definitely show a lot of affection.

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

He loves your hair a lot. The way you play with your hair and the fact he can pull it makes him go-

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum in your mouth so much, he loves it when he can feel you swallow.

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He might not say it but towering over you gives him a kick, it makes him feel sexy, being bigger than you.

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I would say he has some experience but not a lot.

F - Favourite position

He probably prefers missionary so he can really cover your entire body, sizekink go BRR. Plus, it is intimate to him.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He might get giggly? I don't know but this cutie probably giggles sometimes.

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

I think he's well-trimmed, probably not bare but it's taken care of enough.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

He's passionate, but it depends for him, sometimes he's feeling more passionate and other times he just wants to have fun.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I would say average like 2-3 times a week?

K - Kink

SIZE KINK GO BRRRR.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

He probably prefers the bedroom, but I can see him doing handsy stuff in the back of the car too when nobody's watching (or are they?👀)

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

He loves hearing your moans while he pleases you and I cannot say it enough: SIZE KINK GOES BRR.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

He won't like to hurt you forreal, because you are too precious to him, and he might be a little more reserved, I don't think he explores a lot of kinks&fetishes.

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

I think he's more on the receiving side, he might prefer using his hands on you.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

I imagine him to be fast but not necissarily rough.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

He will have oral/handsy quickies rather than actual penetrative sex quickies.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

He might be flustered quickly, he won't experiment a lot, but he does like the occasional risky handsy stuff in front of the members.

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

He lasts quite long, 3 rounds at least I'd say.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

I don't see him as a person who has or uses toys but he definitely wouldn't mind if his partner did.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

He'll love to tease with subtle touches, but he's like an eager puppy so he easily gives in.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

I don't think he's that loud, maybe at his actual climax but I imagine heavy breathing and groaning for most of it.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

"Babe, what are you doing?" You whispered with big eyes when you felt Yunho's hand slide under your skirt and into your panties. The members were fast asleep in the car, besides Mingi and Jongho who sat behind you, but they couldn't see a thing anyway, Yunho figured. "It's okay, they're sleeping," Yunho whispered as he teased your clit with his fingers, thinking nobody's watching. But little did he know...

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

Big. Cock.

That's it.

That's all I have to say.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

I would say his sexdrive is fairly average but he might feel needier when he's away from you and cannot have you.

He will make sure that you're doing well, but he falls asleep pretty quick.

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weeb-polls-with-pip · 4 months

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Autistic Anime Boys Round 1 Matchups!

Side A

L Lawliet (Death Note) VS Muichirou Tokito (Demon Slayer)

Gohan (Dragon Ball Z) VS Kiibo/K1-B0 Idabashi (Danganronpa)

Haruka Sakurai (Milgram) VS Seishirou Nagi (Blue Lock)

Satoru Gojou (Jujutsu Kaisen) VS Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Umetarou Nozaki (Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun) VS Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)

Gin Gagamaru (Blue Lock) VS Taisei Yoshida (Assassination Classroom)

Itona Horibe (Assassination Classroom) VS Souichi Tanuma (Those Snow White Notes)

Light Yagami (Death Note) VS Tenma Matsukaze (Inazuma Eleven)

Shouto Todoroki (My Hero Academia) VS Sunny (Omori)

Broly (Dragon Ball Super) VS Kaworu Nagisa (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Yu Narukami/Souji Seta (Persona 4) VS Sechs (XBlaze)

Kiyotaka Ishimaru (Danganronpa) VS Kento Nanami (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Nate River/Near (Death Note) VS Kyouya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)

Mash Burnedead (Mashle: Magic and Muscles) VS Noiz (DRAMAtical Murder)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Kabuto Yakushi (Naruto)

Lan Wangji (Mo Dao Zu Shi) VS Rui Kamishiro (Project Sekai)

James (Pokémon) VS Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

Yuusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5) VS Tsubasa Yuunagi (Hirogaru Sky! Pretty Cure)

Hitoshi-san (Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls) VS Illumi Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter)

Mikazuki Augus (Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans) VS Wakatoshi Ushijima (Haikyuu!!)

Homare Arisugawa (A3!) VS Kamille Bidan (Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam)

Subaru Mikazuki (My Roommate is a Cat) VS Atsushi Murasakibara (Kuroko no Basket)

Tanaka (Tanaka-kun is Always Listless) VS Natural Harmonia Gropius (Pokémon)

Haru (Tsuritama) VS Giorno Giovanna (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland) VS Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi)

Touma Akechi (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.) VS Trafalgar D. Water Law (One Piece)

Lotte “Roy” Carmine (BlazBlue) VS Gon Freecss (Hunter x Hunter)

Nahoya “Smiley” Kawata (Tokyo Revengers) VS Senkuu Ishigami (Dr. Stone)

Ash Ketchum (Pokémon) VS Mafuyu Satou (Given)

Alhaitham (Genshin Impact) VS Shichirou Balam (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Shintarou Kisaragi (Kagerou Project) VS Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia)

Toshinari Seki (Tonari no Seki-kun) VS Takashi Natsume (Natsume’s Book of Friends)

Side B

Haruka Nanase (Free!) VS Tsukasa Tenma (Project Sekai)

Takeo Gouda (My Love Story!!) VS Karna (Fate)

Shintarou Midorima (Kuroko no Basket) VS Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)

Roronoa Zoro (One Piece) VS Junpei Tenmyouji (Zero Escape)

Sig (Puyo Puyo) VS Kanata Shinkai (Ensemble Stars)

Kyoujurou Rengoku (Demon Slayer) VS Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Legoshi (Beastars) VS Gaien "Enkidu" Enkidou (Under Night In-birth)

Doppo Kunikida (Bungou Stray Dogs) VS Hiroshi Odokawa (Odd Taxi)

Kusuo Saiki (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.) VS Katsuya Serizawa (Mob Psycho 100)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) VS Haruhito Yano (Odd Taxi)

Yotasuke Takahashi (Blue Period) VS Manjirou "Mikey" Sano (Tokyo Revengers)

Kyouya Onodera (Talentless Nana) VS Misumi Ikaruga (A3!)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) VS Shu Itsuki (Ensemble Stars)

Meguru Bachira (Blue Lock) VS Ren Mihashi (Big Windup!)

Ranpo Edogawa (Bungou Stray Dogs) VS Kaito (Vocaloid)

Zero (Puyo Puyo) VS Masayoshi Hazama (Samurai Flamenco)

Genos (One Punch Man) VS Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Vivia Twilight (Master Detective Archives: Raincode) VS Sora Harukawa (Ensemble Stars)

Satori Tendou (Haikyuu!!) VS Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic X)

Houtarou Oreki (Hyouka) VS Kabane Kusaka (Kemono Jihen)

Ghiaccio (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) VS Tenya Iida (My Hero Academia)

Malleus Draconia (Twisted Wonderland) VS Tetsuya Kuroko (Kuroko no Basket)

Kensuke Aida (Neon Genesis Evangelion) VS Goku (Dragon Ball)

Shinichi Kudou/Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan) VS Toya Aoyagi (Project Sekai)

Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies) VS Gin Ibushi (Your Turn to Die)

Jade Leech (Twisted Wonderland) VS Akihiko Sanada (Persona 3)

Xiao (Genshin Impact) VS Loid Forger (Spy x Family)

Souya "Angry" Kawata (Tokyo Revengers) VS Sabro Sabnock (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney) VS Tobio Kageyama (Haikyuu!!)

Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter) VS Saitama (One Punch Man)

Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear) VS Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 the Infinity)

Subaru Natsuki (Re: Zero) VS Yusei Fudo (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds)

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guess-that-ship · 5 months

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S8 Round 1

Transatlantic Purple

A and B are employees of competing companies. A is goofy and clever but also devoted to his loved ones and feels very lonely because there's nobody like him. B is very passionate and creative but alienates people with his idiosyncracies (except for a roommate who can't stand him) and has never managed to get into his dream career. A and B meet at an expo for one of their shared interests. They form a close bond right away, going on typical manly adventures like sports games and getting into antics. Unfortunately, their employers find out about their lifelong friendship and conspire to break them up so they don't spill company secrets to each other. A doesn't go for the bribe he's offered and B says he would rather get murdered than betray his friend. Unfortunately, A gets possessed, B is manipulated into thinking A grievously insulted him, and both of them are led to believe the other already betrayed them, so they start fighting each other. But even though they're at each other's throats, they still cherish each other :)

trapped on this gay ass train for 80 years

L is a former scientist turned revolutionary, who after attacking the project she used to work on and killing one of the lead engineers, was arrested and supposedly executed. She wasn't, instead she was kept alive for her knowledge, though her mind was broken to keep her compliant. Her wife, S, wasn't aware of this, and for many years thought she watched her love die. Until they were reunited on the maiden voyage of the train that L helped build. L didn't remember S, but trusted her enough to help her overtake the train.

Things went horribly, horribly wrong. The train was not what anyone thought it was. It instead contained a horror more dangerous then they could have imagined, and now it is set free. L regains her memories, and realizes what they have to do.

In order to prevent the collapse of their reality, they needed to slow the train down as long as possible. The only way to do this is to die very slowly and very painfully, and L offers herself up for the task. S stays with her the whole time, and they are finally in each others arms after so long apart. They spend 80 years by each other's sides in that engine room, and by the time the train finally arrives, they are nothing but a pair of warped skeletons, now forever embracing.

#s8 #tournament poll #s8 round 1

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stinky-fuck-swag · 6 months

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Stinky Fuck Swag Bracket B Side A: Round 1, Match 3

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Propaganda under the cut!

Toko Fukawa:

canonically doesn't bathe

she does not bathe! there's a reason for this but I forgot. also doesn't brush her teeth. this is brought up a lot bc the other characters are mean to her heart emoji :( she's very silly! she's a writer, she survived murder highschool, she survived murder city, there's cut scenes of her sexual fantasies about a guy who very much hates her, she has DID (it's written as a horribly ableist stereotype), and she's besties with the most Normal Person ever. and she's rude to ppl ♥️ i liek her :)

Literally just doesn't bathe. She has a fear of water so severe she refuses to shower. She stinks so bad at one point Byakuya (the guy she likes) points it out and tells her to go take a bath.

She doesn't bathe and has a pet stink bug. At one point in the first game she doesn't know a certain fact about the school bathrooms which would only be possible if she hadn't bathed since the death game began and is embarrassed when this is pointed out. In the Ultra Despair Girls game it's revealed that her closest friend is her pet stink bug who's the only one who didn't mind how she smelled (and whose presence probably made her smell worse). In Danganronpa 3 her new friend is shown having to physically fight and drag her into the bathroom to try and get her to wash.

there is no universe in which he bathes. he sits alone in an empty hotel room looking at computer all day. people who say L is clean are wrong.

#toko fukawa #danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #death note #l death note #death note l #l lawliet #stinky fuck swag polls #round 1 #stinkyfuckswagtourney #tumblr tourney #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #poll tournament

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best-fictional-detective · 1 year

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BEST FICTIONAL DETECTIVE POLLS ARE UP, ROUND 1 HAS BEGUN

here's the current bracket for round 1! (click image for better quality)

Links to the polls:

SIDE A

Dick Gumshoe (Ace Attorney) vs Conan Edogawa (aka Jimmy Kudo) (Detective Conan)

Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs) vs L Lawliet (Death Note)

Tintin (The Adventures of Tintin) vs Hershel Layton (Professor Layton)

Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa) vs Looker (Pokemon)

Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) vs Nancy Drew (Nancy Drew Mystery Stories)

Steve (Blues Clues) vs Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)

Herlock Sholmes (Ace Attorney) vs Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)

Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie's Novels) vs Benoit Blanc (Knives Out)

SIDE B

Harry Du Bois and Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium) vs Sam and Max (Sam & Max)

Detective Pikachu (Pokemon) vs Lieutenant Columbo (Columbo)

Oliver Beebo (Detective Beebo) vs Abe the Detective (Who Killed Markiplier?)

Juno Steel (The Penumbra Podcast) vs Hidari Shotarou (Kamen Rider W)

Bruce Wayne aka Batman (DC Comics) vs Tim Drake aka Robin (DC Comics)

Team Chaotix (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs The Scooby-Doo Gang (Scooby-Doo)

Nick Valentine (Fallout 4) vs Phryne Fisher (Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries)

Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars) vs Shawn Spencer (Psych)

Pick your favorite Blorbo! Round 1 ends in a week!

I'm a bit busy right now with exams, so I will be posting poll propaganda from the submissions throughout the week!

PLEASE send in propaganda, I want to see it!

Be patient with me, I am just little guy trying to get into college,,,

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moviebracket · 1 year

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One group of polls will go up each day and polls will be a week long! Submissions will remain open through the end of the first round, and I'll add some more first round groups depending on submission numbers! Apologies for the brief absence, I had some personal stuff going on.

Movies that lose by smaller margins may have a chance to return to the bracket at the end of Round 1.

Round 1 Group A

Lilo & Stitch (78%) vs Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (22%)

Pan's Labyrinth (53%) vs Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (47%)

Legally Blonde (96%) vs The Last Temptation of Christ (4%)

Brother Bear (59%) vs Kubo and the Two Strings (41%)

Round 1 Group B

Stardust (47%) vs Heathers (53%)

The Batman (2022) (47%) vs Moulin Rouge! (53%)

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (58%) vs Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (42%)

Now You See Me (78%) vs Morbius (22%)

Round 1 Group C

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (29%) vs The Prince of Egypt (71%)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (32%) vs The Princess Bride (68%)

Rogue One (33%) vs Spirited Away (67%)

Goncharov (90%) vs Love Actually (10%)

Round 1 Group D

A Silent Voice (38%) vs Princess Mononoke (62%)

How to Train Your Dragon (65%) vs The Sound of Music (35%)

Knives Out (43%) vs Howl's Moving Castle (57%)

Little Miss Sunshine (42%) vs The Little Mermaid (1989) (58%)

Round 1 Group E

A Quiet Place (45%) vs Zombieland (55%)

10 Things I Hate About You (72%) vs Lemonade Mouth (28%)

Juno (21%) vs The Addams Family (1991) (79%)

The Parent Trap (1998) (54%) vs Bend It Like Beckham (46%)

Round 1 Goup F

Rent (48%) vs West Side Story (2021) (52%)

Elf (39%) vs The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (61%)

Hairspray (2007) (43%) vs Mamma Mia! (57%)

Clueless (51%) vs Miss Congeniality (49%)

Round 1 Group G

Forrest Gump (50%) vs Kingsman: The Secret Service (50%)

Enchanted (69%) vs Ferris Bueller's Day Off (31%)

Battle Royale (45%) vs High School Musical (55%)

Matilda (1996) (60%) vs Chicago (40%)

Round 1 Group H

Mean Girls (54%) vs School of Rock (46%)

The Hitman's Bodyguard (25%) vs Grease (75%)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (51%) vs Parasite (49%)

The Wizard of Oz (46%) vs Star Wars: A New Hope (54%)

Round 1 Group I

Populaire (13%) vs Labyrinth (87%)

Matilda (2022) (17%) vs Kung Fu Panda (83%)

Superman (1978) (44%) vs The Sixth Sense (56%)

The Martian (65%) vs Trainspotting (35%)

Round 1 Group J

Dune (37%) vs Back to the Future (63%)

Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension (44%) vs The Return of the King (56%)

Home Alone (63%) vs Frozen (37%)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (59%) vs Meet the Robinsons (41%)

Round 1 Group K

Crazy Rich Asians (68%) vs The Phantom of the Opera (2004) (32%)

Alien (75%) vs Mulholland Drive (25%)

The Imitation Game (39%) vs The Simpsons Movie (61%)

Castle of Cagliostro (59%) vs Once Upon a Time in the West (41%)

Round 1 Group L

North by Northwest (22%) vs Arrietty (78%)

Scream (53%) vs War and Peace (1966/1967) (47%)

Arrival (18%) vs The Rocky Horror Picture Show (82%)

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) (55%) vs Night at the Museum (45%)

Round 1 Group M

Steven Universe: The Movie vs Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Everything Everywhere All at Once vs Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Rise of the Guardians vs She's the Man

Pacific Rim vs Treasure Planet (2002)

Round 1 Group N

Deadpool vs Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

Pitch Perfect vs Get Out

The Perks of Being a Wallflower vs Mad Max: Fury Road

Inception vs The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Round 1 Group O

The Princess Diaries vs Paddington

Pride vs Velvet Goldmine

Shrek 2 vs The Devil Wears Prada

Saw vs But I'm a Cheerleader

Round 1 Group P

Evil Dead 2 vs Nope

Whip It vs I Love You Phillip Morris

Jennifer's Body vs Ginger Snaps

Bodies Bodies Bodies vs The Social Network

Round 1 Group Q

The Mummy (1999) vs The Silence of the Lambs

Fight Club vs The History of Future Folk

Cyrano vs Beetlejuice

Die Hard vs While You Were Sleeping

Round 1 Group R

Cocaine Bear vs Boy Meets Girl

Clue vs Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Coco vs Wendell & Wild

The Lost Boys vs Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

#bracket #tournament #movies

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alloarocharactershowdown · 1 year

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Here is the bracket for the Alloaro Character Showdown! Please let ve know if there are any mistakes. Because of how many contestants there are, the first round will be divided into four parts, with eight polls each.

[ID: A 64-character bracket featuring the characters listed below the cut. End ID]

Art for Jess by @kindaorangey - [link], art for Sister Carpenter by @terra-toma - [link], art for Clover Martinez by @layaart - [link]

Underneath are all of the characters!

Side A

Round 1 Part 1

Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs.

Alonzo (Cats)

Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder) vs.

Lydia Martin (Teen Wolf)

Umetarou Nozaki (Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun) vs.

Toph Beifong (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast) vs.

Agent 3 (Splatoon)

MK (Monkie Kid) vs.

Kaworu Nagisa (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Sasha James (The Magnus Archives) vs.

Katsuya Serizawa (Mob Psycho 100)

Hawks (My Hero Academia) vs.

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Jess (Loveless) vs.

Fenneko (Aggretsuko)

Round 1 Part 2

Ashton Greymoore (Critical Role) vs.

Kaname Date (AI: The Somnium Files)

Gumi (Vocaloid) vs.

Boromir (Lord of the Rings)

Optimus (Transformers) vs.

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle)

Double Trouble (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs.

Alix Kubdel (Miraculous Ladybug)

Arthur Lester (Malevolent) vs.

Grog Strongjaw (Critical Role)

Sister Carpenter (The Silt Verses) vs.

Touka Kirishima (Tokyo Ghoul)

Kento Nanami (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs.

Makoto Sunakawa (Ore Monogatari!!)

Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs.

Benrey (Half Life VR But The AI is Self Aware)

Side B

Round 1 Part 3

Ansem, Seeker of Darkness (Kingdom Hearts) vs.

Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) vs.

Mina Ashido (My Hero Academia)

Iñigo Montoya (The Princess Bride) vs.

Sylvain Jose Gautier (Fire Emblem)

Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter) vs.

Ikuyo Kita (Bocchi the Rock!)

Jazz Fenton (Danny Phantom) vs.

Taylor Swift (Dungeons and Daddies)

Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs.

Jeff Winger (Community)

Kou Yamori (Call of the Night) vs.

Willow Park (The Owl House)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil) vs.

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Round 1 Part 4

Miles Straume (Lost) vs.

Jake English (Homestuck)

Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place) vs.

Papyrus (Undertale)

Clover Martinez (The Last 8) vs.

Rita (The Penumbra Podcast)

Denji (Chainsaw Man) vs.

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Yor Forger (Spy X Family) vs.

Teruhashi Kokomi (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K)

Anya Jenkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs.

Anne Boonchuy, Marcy Wu, and Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)

Yuri Plisetsky (Yuri On Ice) vs.

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

Kenma Kozume (Haikyuu!!) vs.

Ramuda Amemura (Hypnosis Microphone)

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coquelicoq · 10 months

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this post is brought to you by: la lettre c!

[previously: la lettre b]

i recently spent nearly a month reading the C section of this french dictionary. and by gum now you are going to hear about it!!

stats

percentage of dico taken up by C words: 10.6% (yeah you heard me. a tenth of this dictionary is just for the letter C. you've been warned)

percentage of dico read (as of the end of the C section): 23.5%

rate and duration: 3 pages/day for 27 days

total entries: 3449

rows added to my vocabulary spreadsheet: 708 😅

fun facts

more pages in this dico are devoted to words starting with C than with any other letter! which if you think about it makes sense. not only can a word-initial c be followed by any vowel, it can be followed by h, l, and r, plus the prefix con/com- is EXTREMELY generative…19 of the 81 pages are dedicated just to words that start with con or com (over a page of which are actually words that start with contre). i love that you get nearly 1/4 of the way through this dictionary before you even get to the 4th letter of the 26-letter alphabet.

as mentioned in the B post, there sure are a lot of slang words meaning "head" that start with c. you've got your caboche (hobnail). you've got your cafetière (coffeemaker). you've got your carafe (carafe) or your carafon (small carafe). you've got your chou (cabbage). you've got your ciboulot (diminutive of ciboule, which means head). you've got your citron (lemon). shockingly coco (coconut) is not slang for noggin to my knowledge…but it's not like there's a one-to-one mapping between "round things" and "things that are slang for noggin", or we wouldn't be in this situation with carafe, now would we?

speaking of noggins, there are also a lot of idioms meaning "to wrack one's brain" that were in the C section, either because the "wrack" word starts with a c or because the "brain" word does: se casser la tête (casser: break), se creuser le ciboulot/la cervelle/la tête/les méninges (creuser: dig).

page hogs

(entries taking up 1/6 of a page or more)

carte

chaîne

charger

chien

compte

conseil

corde

corps

côté

couleur

coup

coupe

couper

courir

cours

croire

culture

i knew coup would be big, and i wasn't surprised by corps or cours, but damn there are a lot more chien idioms than i was expecting!

🤯 momence

i looked up the etymology of un casanier/une casanière (homebody) expecting it to be pretty straightforward given the spanish casa meaning house, but it actually came from an italian word meaning "moneylender"??? which was then influenced by the word that means house, but still. not sure i buy the logical leap made in the CNRTL entry for casanier that the "homebody" sense "s'explique prob[ablement] par le fait que les prêteurs italiens installés en France semblaient tenus à résider en un lieu précis, évolution favorisée par l'infl[uence] de case* « maison », fréquent au XVIe s". yeah but were italian moneylenders unique in liking to stay in one spot? i kinda doubt it…

chevronné(e): experienced, seasoned, highly qualified. one of my favorite things about this project is how much i am learning about etymology just because words from the same root whose meanings have since diverged still often occur near each other in the dictionary. chevronné comes right after chevron, which is a pattern in the shape of a V (or upside-down V). on a military uniform, chevrons indicate an officer's rank. so someone who is chevronné is someone who wears a lot of chevrons because they have a high rank, which generally indicates a lot of experience.

and if you're wondering why chevron means an inverted V shape, another meaning of chevron is "rafter", as in, the beams in a roof that slope to either side…forming an inverted V shape. and why is that beam called a chevron? well, we're getting into speculation now*, but chevron comes a few entries after chèvre, goat. according to this dictionary, chèvre is also another word for chevalet, which means "sawhorse" and comes from the word cheval (horse). now, chèvre and cheval, though they look similar in french, come from completely different latin roots. but goats and horses are both four-legged animals, and a sawhorse is, of course, a support structure made of two upside-down Vs that look like the two pairs of legs of a four-legged animal. so i'm not sure of the exact chain of causality here, but it does seem plausible that the inverted V came to be called a chevron because of its resemblance to a pair of legs? of some animal or another??

*(the CNRTL etymology entry for chevron claims that it comes from a latin word that meant both goat and chevron, capreolus, but i haven't been able to confirm for myself that capreolus meant chevron so am not taking that as gospel.)

couché(e) en chien de fusil: lying curled up in a ball/in the fetal position. the fun thing about this one is that there's this passage in les mis where gavroche notices that the pistol he's stolen from a shop window "n'avait pas de chien." this confused the hell out of me when i read it. the pistol didn't have a dog? why the fuck would the pistol have a dog??? eventually i managed to wrap my head around the idea that chien might mean something other than "dog" in the context of a pistol, and once my mind was opened to that revolutionary possibility it didn't take long to discover that the hammer of a gun is called a chien. so when i got to this entry in the dictionary, i was like yeah, yeah, le chien de fusil, we've all seen it. the problem is i still don't really get how that translates to the fetal position. they just don't seem that similar to me? so this one is a work in progress.

être à la colle: live together, be shacked up. (colle means glue.) i also like vivre en concubinage, which means the same thing. you can imagine my surprise when i got to concubinage and finally learned it does not mean "the state of having concubines" as i had been assuming. i would see it in like news articles about modern french people and be like "that doesn't seem right, but i don't know enough about french culture to dispute it."

somewhat relatedly, i don't think i had ever come across et consorts ("and company") in the wild before reaching its entry in the dictionary, which is good because i'm sure i would have grossly misinterpreted it as well. on balance i think english getting so much vocab from french does make learning french vocab much easier than it would be otherwise, but there are times when it would really help to be bringing to the table fewer preconceived notions about the meaning of words lol.

let's talk about compris(e). so service (non) compris (service (not) included (in the price of something)) is one of the phrases i learned back when i was a kid who didn't know any french, because i was going to france and it was in some guidebook or other. then y compris (including) caught my eye very early on in my french education because i didn't know what the y was doing in there and i probably latched onto it because it looked like spanish. (the french word y has a completely different meaning than the spanish word y, but i didn't know that at the time because i hadn't learned about adverbial pronouns yet, and learning "y compris" didn't help me figure it out because it seemed to make total sense for a phrase which means "including" to contain a word meaning "and". but i digress.) and of course i learned the verb comprendre (understand) in year 1 of french. but it was not until now, TWENTY YEARS LATER, that i put together that the compris in service compris and y compris is...THE PAST PARTICIPLE OF COMPRENDRE! HELLO!!! like i knew that compris is the pp of comprendre, but i never connected it with those other expressions! and the english word comprehend also has both "understand" and "include" senses (think lizzy saying "you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of an accomplished woman" in pride and prejudice), so all the pieces were there all along! truly i am surrounded by countless wonders just waiting to be discovered.

i am continuing to take note of verbs that no one ever told me take être as auxiliary. the first one since accourir is convenir de [qqch], but it seems to only take être in some circumstances and i'm not really clear on what they are…just in literature or when being formal? the jury is out. this one is less mindblowing than accourir because it does have venir right there in it, which doesn't mean that it obviously must take être, but i feel a little more primed to accept it. accourir was just a total shock. i'm still feeling the reverberations.

favorite words to pronounce

cessation [sesasjɔ̃]

champignonnière [ʃɑ̃piɲɔnjɛʀ]

cliquetis [klik(ə)ti]

clopin-clopant [klɔpɛ̃klɔpɑ̃]

cocotte [kɔkɔt]

coléoptère [kɔleɔptɛʀ]

compensation [kɔ̃pɑ̃sasjɔ̃]

consciencieusement [kɔ̃sjɑ̃sjøzəmɑ̃]

contentement [kɔ̃tɑ̃tmɑ̃]

coquelicot [kɔkliko]

cumulus [kymylys]

cyclique [siklik]

so the mouthfeel in the C section is simply exquisite. sometimes i just say "consciencieusement" out of nowhere because it soothes me. that said, possibly my least favorite word to pronounce in the entire french language (yes even more than procureur du roi) also starts with C: chirurgie. like damn. have mercy. also found myself struggling with condamner (apparently you don't pronounce the m and you don't nasalize the vowel before it. IS THIS EVEN FRENCH????), construire (dedicating my life to learning synonyms for every sense of this word so i never have to say it out loud), and coopérant (no, not the double o! please, i'll do anything!).

favorite words period

c'est le cadet de mes soucis: that's the least of my worries. cadet is also the word you would use to talk about a younger sibling, like ma sœur cadette, so that's the association i have with it. out of all my worries, this one is the baby. aww.

avoir le cafard: have the blues, feel depressed, be down in the dumps. un cafard is a cockroach btw. i'm gonna need my fellow anglophones to either learn this french expression or at the very least calque it into english because i use it all the time now. lads i got the roach today…yeah no i'm gonna have to reschedule, it's that damn roach…

c'est fort du café: that's a bit much, that's going too far, that's pushing it. the coffee is too damn strong! dial it back people!

the C section contains both cahin-caha (with difficulty) and clopin-clopant (with a limp, falteringly). i'm always a sucker for (quasi-)reduplication! and with these two in particular, i like the way that the sounds rock back and forth, like an aural representation of the action they would describe.

renvoyer/remettre [qqch] aux calendes grecques: postpone [sth] indefinitely. i was confused by this one because i looked up calendes and naturally it translates as calends, which as a former latin student i know to be the first day of the month (just as the ides is a specific day in the middle of the month) in the ancient roman calendar. but according to this random website whose trustworthiness i have not determined, that's precisely the point: to postpone something until the calends of the greeks is to never do it, because the greek calendar doesn't even HAVE a calends. makes me think of that episode of parks & rec when ron had like 90 meetings on the same day because april had been scheduling all his meetings for march 31st, thinking that march only has 30 days. damn, should have scheduled them all for the greek calends. the french could have told her that.

calter/caleter ([qqch]): shift [sth], move [sth]; scram, scat, leg it. i will just be scooping this up and squirreling it away in my hoard of ways to talk about getting the hell out of dodge, thank you…

faire un câlin is to hug…or to have sex!! why does french keep doing this to me. i just want some affection-related words that are not also sex slang, is that so much to ask??

callipyge: endowed with a nice butt. i am not making this up, it is a word and it is in this pocket french dictionary. would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for the meeting at which they decided to keep this one in. "callipyge? oh yeah that one's essential." done and dusted. (okay after i wrote this i did hear moira say "my callipygean ass" in an episode of schitt's creek i was rewatching, but i think that still proves my point, because moira.)

une cambuse: can't believe there's an entire word for "hovel" that victor hugo never used in les mis. monsieur come collect your word (that also means "ship's galley")!

un camembert: obviously there is a cheese called this but DID YOU KNOW it's also the word for pie chart?? that's so french omg.

faire la carpette: bend over backwards to please someone; lie on the floor. i love the double meaning: figuratively being a doormat or literally just being flat on the ground. oh carpet we're really in it now…

faire la carpe pâmée: feign unconsciousness. quick, they're looking this way! do the fainted carp!

so many great casse- compounds, including three that all mean snack (un casse-croûte (lit. break-crust), un casse-dalle, un casse-graine (lit. break-food)). there's a whole bunch of casse-[body part] compounds: un(e) casse-couilles (lit. break-balls) and un(e) casse-pieds (lit. break-feet) both mean pain in the ass, while un(e) casse-cou (break-neck) is a daredevil and un casse-tête (lit. break-head) is a brainteaser, a conundrum, or a club/mace. the adjective casse-gueule (lit. break-face) means risky, dangerous, tricky. i also checked my separate french slang dictionary (you can't expect me to have just ONE french dictionary, come on) because i thought it was weird that there was no casse-cul even though the word cul is like the number one word to put in french idioms, and guess what. un(e) casse-cul is ALSO a pain in the ass. i am feeling so smug about this extremely obvious deduction. eat yer heart out, hercule poirot!

ça passe ou ça casse: it's make or break. love me a pithy rhyming cliche! i hope they say this on french reality shows…i can totally imagine it in a dramatic announcer voiceover.

je me casse: i'm outta here. yes!! another one for the casual farewell arsenal!!!

être assis(e)/avoir le cul entre deux chaises: have a foot in each camp, be sitting on the fence, be caught in the middle. literally: be sitting ass between two chairs. just such a good image.

appuyer sur le champignon: step on the gas. why is the gas pedal a mushroom? heck if i know, but i am on board with it and ready to be charmed.

tenir la chandelle: be the third wheel. listen, it was probably really complicated to have sex back in the days of 1) complicated dress and 2) no electricity. maybe you need someone to illuminate all the tricky fastenings you're trying to undo…that's where the candle guy comes in.

passe ton chemin !: on your way/off with you! i am collecting soooo many ways to tell people to leave. if i could just go back twenty years to that one time i was in a phone booth in the south of france with a friend who was being harassed by an adult french man…i sure would be able to yell something at him in the right language this time. rick steves taught me how to propose to someone in marriage but not how to rebuff a creep. come on, rick! priorities!

être comme cul et chemise: be thick as thieves, be bosom buddies. literally, be like ass and shirt, which maybe didn't age super well, because these days most shirts don't even cover the ass 🙄 interestingly, i looked up "be in cahoots with [sb]" on wordreference to see if that was also a possible translation of this expression, and it turned up être en chemise avec [qqn]. which is maybe just a slightly less vulgar way of saying comme cul et chemise? i don't have a great sense for how rude of a word "cul" is considered to be, since as i mentioned previously it appears in approximately five hundred thousand french expressions.

just to throw another thing in the mix, être en cheville avec [qqn] ALSO means to be in cahoots with [sb]. maybe être en chemise avec is what happens when être comme cul et chemise and être en cheville avec have a baby?? (before reading this dictionary i only knew about the "ankle" sense of cheville, but apparently it's also like a dowel that you use when building stuff? so that's probably the sense that's being invoked in this expression.)

chiche (incidentally, pronounced just like "sheesh") is an interjection meaning "i dare you!" (it's also an adjective meaning stingy.) this section of the dictionary also has cap ou pas cap ? (cap: short for capable), which appears to mean the same thing. kids gotta have ways to taunt each other into doing dumb shit. it's a universal law, probably.

bête comme chou: dead simple, easy as pie, easy-peasy. literally, stupid as cabbage. it's so easy a cabbage could do/understand it, and cabbages aren't exactly known for their feats of intelligence or skill. remembering this one should be bête comme chou. (i wish i could leave it there but i did actually look up the etymology of bête comme chou and it seems to be more that chou was slang for ass, so calling someone bête comme chou was like calling them a dumbass, and then at some point the meaning shifted to refer to things a dumbass can't do or understand rather than the dumbass themselves. but "so easy a cabbage could do it" is easier to remember, so.)

faire chou blanc: come up short, come up empty-handed. i was reading this thinking, man, the french sure don't think much of the capabilities of cabbages, but i looked up the etymology of faire chou blanc and this actually comes from the berry dialect, where coup is pronounced chou. un c[h]oup blanc was a phrase used in the game of quilles (skittles, related to bowling) for when you fail to hit any pins whatsoever. so faire chou blanc is basically to throw a gutter ball!

ferme ton clapet !: shut your trap! jotting this down for my trip in time back to that one phone booth harasser guy 👀📝 he will rue the day i built a time machine and also the day i decided to read the entire french dictionary.

prendre ses cliques et ses claques: pack up and leave, take one's things and go. listen, i'm a simple guy. you put two words that sound almost the same right next to each other and i eat that shit right up. also, as established i have this weird obsession with learning as many ways as possible to talk about removing myself from situations. so welcome to the fold, my child. you may have clique-claqued your way out of wherever you were before, but you are home now. allow me to introduce you to all your new siblings.

des clous !: no way!, no chance! clous are nails. don't look at me, i don't get it either. i just think it's catchy.

le petit coin: bathroom. literally "the little corner". as far as euphemisms go, i much prefer this to "the little boys'/girls' room".

c'est le comble/c'est un comble: that takes the cake, well now i've heard it all, you couldn't make this up. le comble is the pinnacle of something, the most [thing] that [thing] can be. so it's like whew, there's no beating that! also it comes from the latin word cumulus btw.

comme tout: as anything, as can be. in other words, af.

en compote: aching, sore. as though your muscles have been pureed into jam i guess?

une contrepèterie: a spoonerism! this is when two sounds in a phrase are switched, changing the meaning of the phrase in a comical way ("the lord is a shoving leopard" for "the lord is a loving shepherd", for example). the french example given in the wikipedia article for spoonerisms is "femme folle à la messe et femme molle à la fesse" ("insane woman at mass, woman with flabby buttocks") from a novel by rabelais. (which is kind of giving me freak in the sheets lady in the streets vibes now that i think about it.)

convivial(e): convivial, friendly, congenial, of course, but also easy to use, user-friendly! i find this so charming. i am truly so easy to please.

sauter/passer du coq-à-l'âne: go off on a tangent, be all over the place. literally, jump from the rooster to the donkey. makes sense to me. you thought we were talking about the rooster? well, now we're talking about the donkey. try to keep up.

les coquelicots: period, menstruation, time of the month. un coquelicot is a poppy, but les coquelicots? watch out. i haven't confirmed this, but i'm choosing to believe it's because of the color. also, i love poppies, and i love the word coquelicot. if getting my stupid period gives me the opportunity to say this fun word, i'll take it.

corser [qqch]: spice [sth] up (figurative or literal); complicate [sth]; flavor [sth]. my first thought was "is corsican cuisine known for being spicy??" but the etymology of corser is actually from the word corps, meaning body. so, you're giving body to something. neat! there's also se corser (get complicated, thicken), as in la situation se corse (the plot thickens). oh yeah. now we're cookin'.

en tenir une couche: be a dumbass, not be playing with a full deck. une couche is a layer, so i'm thinking this is like not having much going on under the hood. what you see is what you get. there's nothing under the surface. nobody at home.

ma couille: dude, mate. i definitely need ways to say dude in french. couille means testicle btw, because of course it does. this is french we're talking about.

un coupe-coupe: machete. literally, a cut-cut. if only more french words were formed using this logic!! i could get used to this.

le crachin: drizzle. which also allows you to say the truly incredible phrase il y a du crachin (it's drizzling). (cracher is to spit.)

ça craint: that sucks; life sucks. craindre [qqch] is to be afraid of [sth], so i don't totally get the connection, but i say "that sucks" all the time, so it's nice to have a way to say it in french. actually, it would be better if things could just suck less. but that does seem more difficult than just learning some words.

avoir un (petit) creux: feel peckish. un creux is a hollow so this is giving me vibes like please sir 🥺 my tummy is a lil empty 🥺👉👈

le cuir: leather, but also apparently the word for making a liaison (aka pronouncing the letter on the end of a word because the following word starts with a vowel) when you're not supposed to. no idea what that has to do with leather, but i do find myself kind of charmed against my will to know that there's a specific word for this mistake i make all the time. i guess that means i'm not alone. OR they made up the word just for me 🥰 either way, a win imho.

avoir du cul: be damn lucky. okay the rest of these are cul idioms. i told you there were a lot, so i have just picked my very favorites.

avoir la tête dans le cul if translated literally would be more or less "have one's head up one's ass", mais attention because apparently in french it means be half-asleep, be dozy, feel like shit. so if someone says j'ai la tête dans le cul, they are probably not inviting you to join them in roasting them for being a dumbass. word to the wise.

en avoir plein/ras le cul (de [qqch]): be sick and tired (of [sth]), be fed up (with [sth]), have had it up to here (with [sth]). french truly is a beautiful language.

saving the best for last (but also, it just came last in the alphabet): et mon cul, c'est du poulet ?: yeah, right!, my ass! literally "and my ass, it's [made of] chicken?" i assume i don't have to explain why this brings me such joy.

next up…51 pages of Ds! (which i actually finished reading long ago and am now in the E's but shhhhh)

#and my ass‚ it is made of chicken?#yeah okay i'll incorporate that into my lexicon.#french #lecture du dico #my posts #links #cuts #linked to #cul idiom count: only 7! you have no idea what a feat of curation this was. there are soooo many cul idioms u guys...#ps i actually only have one french dictionary if you don't count french-english dictionaries #if you do count them i have four french dictionaries #because obviously i just have a regular old french-english english-french dictionary #then i have one of those but specifically for slang. it is however from 20 years ago so it's unclear how dated it is #then i have a 'dictionary' of french idioms that translates them into english. i guess that's not exactly a dictionary though #i also have at least one little guidebook #but honestly mostly i use online dictionaries lol #i've been thinking lately i might go down from 3 pages a day to 2 pages a day #what's the rush? plus i am now going through sections faster than i can write about them #so we'll see. that would still have me finishing less than a year after i started #and then who knows? there's always the slang dictionary...#😎

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gayest-classiclit · 1 year

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ROUND 1 SIDE B: LOSERS BRACKET

propaganda: phineas | andrei

#gay classic lit losers bracket #tournament poll #l: round 1 #l: round 1 side b #a separate peace #john knowles #war and peace #leo tolstoy #holy shit we might get siblings fighting???? terrifying

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shinestarhwaa · 4 months

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MINGI NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

Mingi is super caring and will probably snuggle you, kiss your head and he will not leave your side🥺

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

He loves your mouth so much. From your smile to the dirty work it can do on him.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum inside you and have you beg for him to fill you up OR have you make HIM beg to make it cream-

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He gets off to photos of you. It doesn't matter how dirty the photo is, even if it's one with you fully clothed he will jerk off and cum over your face (on the screen)

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I wouldn't say he is super experienced? I don't think he had many relationships/hook-ups. But he has enough to know what he's doing.

F - Favourite position

This man will love having you ride him, watching you bounce on him makes him go crazy.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He might be a bit goofy and crack jokes during, he just wants to keep it lighthearted:)

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

He has some hair but he makes sure that it's neat and not uncomfortable.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

I think he's more on the passionate than the rough side? I can see him getting lost in you, hips sensually rolling into you.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I think Mingi jerks off often, maybe 4 to 5 times a week?

K - Kink

Mingi's kink might be roleplay? He loves certain characters and he might be into roleplaying with them.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

He will probably go for the bedroom but loves the couch too.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

Hearing you scream for him, HEARING YOU TELLING HIM YOU NEED HIM TO CUM INSIDE.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

He will NOT inflict pain on you. He would probably be scared to do anything to hurt you, this angel🥺🫶🏻

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

He's more on the receiving end I think, but I'm quite sure that he loves to dive his tongue into you.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Oh, as said before he could be both but leaning to the slow(er) and sensual side.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

Mingi will prefer to have long sessions to take his time with you.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

He might be interested in experimenting with kinks and fucking you when other people are in the house.

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

Will last for two good rounds, passes out after.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

He wouldn't be opposed to it but he prefers for it to just be him and you.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

You're more of the teaser than he is, I think, he might get a bit shy.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

Low moans, such low moans. Especially when he cums omg.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

Mingi had you in his lap, riding him as he sat on the couch. He told you to make it fast after hearing you begging for it for at least an hour. San and Seonghwa would be home any minute so you fucked yourself on him like there was no tomorrow. (Not that it mattered bc they definitely caught you in the act.)

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

Mingi is quite lengthy I think, idk about girth but the length is definitely there.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

It changes often, when he's with you it's higher and when he's away, on tour, he wouldn't care so much.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

He would fall asleep quite fast I think, he'd be curled up beside you laying in your arms<3.

#kpop #ateez #smut #shinestarhwaa #mingi

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your-nanas-house · 2 years

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Know you better (His student series part 3)

Pairing: (dark) professor!Jeremiah Valeska X student!Reader

Warnings: stalking, researches, creepy Miah

Words: 2.121

Summary: Jeremiah needs to know more about Y/n.

Note: Sorry for the mistakes and the English. This is part of the series 'his Student'. Part 1, Part 2, Part 4

Jeremiah was now aware of his new obsession, maybe he didn't use that word but preferred 'love at first sight' but he understood his feelings a little better, coming to the conclusion that he needed to get to know her better in order to feel less ridiculous and in the hope that he would be able to disengage himself from falling in love… to avoid ruining the life he was starting to build since becoming a teacher.

So he stole a file of Y/n's university registration from school to find out more, even getting his hands on her birth certificate to mark on his calendar the most important date in Y/n's life, her birth which was on y/b/d in Gotham City hospital…she was a 100% Gothamite. He had also managed to find out the name of her parents by researching and discovered that she belonged to the wealthy class of the city, another thing in common with Bruce Wayne.

Her parents were: 'Jamie Cody Kim', her mother, an artist now 37 years old who left her daughter at the age of 2 and 'Mr Y/l/n', a screenwriter now 61 years old who had nothing to do with her daughter before and after he left Jamie, in fact Y/n did not know her parents but made friends with her father's children, her half-brothers 'Grover Shelby Y/l/n' they spent a lot of time together before their father left Y/n's mother when baby Y/n was 1 year old, but after that contact diminished and he died of an infection at the age of 34.

Grover was not the only child Mr Y/l/n had with another woman before he had Y/n because he had 3 kids: Grover Shelby Y/l/n an artist exactly like Y/n's mother, Rory Victor Y/l/n a scientist with the same relationship that Grover had with Y/n, currently aged 37 and finally the only girl in their family 'Shannon Dakota Y/l/n' a cook aged 30 now, the two of them were still in contact and saw each other occasionally.

Now that Jeremiah knew about her family, the schools she had attended, her grades and her interests he only needed to to find out about her current friendships and he wished so much that he hadn't found out about the first one the way it had happened.

He wasn't supposed to do that actually, he wasn't supposed to be there at that moment in the dormitory building while students were in class and he wasn't even supposed to get lost according to his plan, he had...borrowed Y/n's dorm room key one day when they were in the cafeteria without her noticing, some might consider it as stealing but Jeremiah didn't consider it that way.

The building was had several floors and the man had already forgotten what floor he was on but fortunately there was the number on Y/n's key which made him realize that he had to go up one more floor to be in front of the door exactly as he wanted; he put the key inside and went in slowly closing the door behind him, when he was inside and looked up he found two beds on the right a bed decorated with a Modern Shabby Chic style and on the left one with a Bohemian style, he immediately approached the bed on the left recognizing that that was the style that was closest to Y/n,s and began to observe the decorations so different from the other side of the room.

On the right side in the Modern Shabby Chic part the bed was white with lots of pillows in pastel pink and some black and blush pink accents, there were five frames hanging on the wall, a simple minimalist white inspirational tapestry and eyelash decor, there were also some Fairy Lights attached on the wall above the frames.

On the left side, on the other hand, the bed was with floral and white sheets, it had pillows of different shapes and colors, a round mirror attached to the wall right above the pillows and where she rested her head, above the mirror were small plant pots hanging with Fairy Lights exactly like on the right side.

If Jeremiah turned his head he could see the desks of the two female students that reflected the same style as the beds, an elegant white with the same colors as before but blush and pastel pink prevailed there.

On the other part instead the thing that stood out the most was a Leaning Bookshelf with books and plants and again Fairy Lights, hanging above the white desk were moons and the chair she owned was made of wood just in the Bohemian style, there were however boxes full of objects that made Jeremiah realize that the girl would be moving soon but that did not stop him from snooping even more.

He opened the desk drawers taking a look then ended up opening the drawers that were next to the bed finding her clothes and underwear, he took a quick look stopping as soon as he had her bra in his hands, the man was doing just what he had promised himself not to do which was to be a creep but there he was sniffing the scent of his obsession while stuffing some panties in his pocket and closing the drawer before lying down on the bed to hug her pillow and sniff it to smell Y/n's perfume, if he could he would have stolen... borrowed her pillow as well but she would have noticed that.

Jeremiah was too immersed in his thoughts and smell to notice the approaching footsteps and voices, he realized only at the very last having time however to arrange the bed and pillow and quickly hide under the bed on the right watching the dorm room door open and four legs enter i.e. two people.

He recognized Y/n's voice immediately while the other did not think he knew her, the two girls entered and closed the door, one settled at the desk and the other on the bed, Y/n was the one on the bed who was listening to her roommate talk "oh come on Y/n, you can't turn it down it's your first date, you haven't been out in a long time" the other girl complained while taking off her shoes and sat on her bed "that's not true, I go out every day to go to class" there was a nod from the roommate while she lay down "oh sure to go see that hottie of your engineering teacher...I bet he has freckles all over his body and when I say all over I mean all over" her name coming out of Y/n's lips who was blushing and amused made her burst out laughing saying she was only telling the truth.

There was a moment of silence before the girl spoke again "do you think he is as innocent as he shows himself? Maybe he's a virgin'' at this Jeremiah frowned slightly holding back a snort, freezing when he saw Y/n take off her shoes and slowly unbutton her pants while thinking before answer "in my opinion... he's not that innocent" she stated as she slipped off her pants remaining in black lacy panties, the other girl smiled amused lying down on the bed to look at her "how so?" she shrugged her shoulders moving to the shirt she was wearing "because quiet people always hide more and even in class if you pay attention you can notice traits that you wouldn't notice if you looked at him without interest" this made the other giggle who asked her if that meant she had an interest in him and Y/n said no but confirmed about her paying attention... sometimes which made the other girl laugh even more.

Y/n's shirt ended up on the floor too and Jeremiah now had his obsession in underwear in the foreground, black lace panties and a push-up bra of the same color and material, the man's hazel eyes couldn't move simply daydreaming of being able to touch and see her with even less but his dream was interrupted when he heard the roommate's voice again "so? what do you think you're doing?" there was a shrug while Y/n bent down to pick up something showing her ass right in Jeremiah's direction who couldn't hold back a small moan coming out of his mouth that wasn't heard thankfully, if he would have stayed there any longer with that sight in front of him he probably would have cum without even touching himself, these thoughts made him distracted for a moment and freeze as soon as he looked again at Y/n seeing her approaching as if she was looking right at him, she bent down on the floor foregrounding her bra-covered boobs while putting an arm under the bed almost touching him, there was a small muffled whimper from Jeremiah before he realized what she was trying to pick up soemthing coming face to face with a small blue-eyed white cat that looked at him meowing cutely, the 'ex-engineer forced himself and moved it over to Y/n as she leaned in more now almost putting her boobs in his face allowing him to stare at them for a moment and get closer by giving it a kitty lick and moving away to make it look like the kitten had done it, an amused giggle escaped the lips of the student who took the animal making a joke before sitting down on her bed petting it.

The two stayed talking for a while while Y/n got dressed in other clothes, answering the curious questions she was asked, ending up being almost late for a date she had with someone, of course Jeremiah wanted to know more but he didn't have to try to follow her to find out since her friend asked the questions for him without even knowing "With whom? When are you coming back? Where are you going? Is it serious? Is it the guy from the cafeteria? " there was an answer for all the questions while Y/n fixed her hair and slightly her makeup "I'm going out with Mila, the girl with long pink hair and bangs, green eyes and often her cheeks and nose with pink makeup blush, we're going to eat something together, it's not serious I'm hoping for a hook up honestly, it's not the guy from the bar" the girl nodded as she looked at her "I didn't know you liked girls" Y/n just shrugged smiling "it's worth a try isn't it? maybe I'll find out I'm bi" she smiled again before waving goodbye and hurrying out with her bag.

As soon as the door closed the girl who was still there got up from her bed, lying down on Y/n's bed while sighing smelling her perfume just like Jeremiah had done earlier, from that angle the professor could finally see the girl's face, her skin was white but slightly tanned, her eyes a light brown, she was wearing makeup like mascara and eyeliner, you could clearly see that she had fixed her eyebrows as well, her hair was long but not much, she was a brunette and she had a nose piercing. .a septum, she had acrylic nails and was staring at the mirror before she closed her eyes and cuddled her friend's pillow, sighing slightly annoyed without stopping to pet the head of the little cat that belonged to her and was named 'Paloma'.

That student had to be added to Jeremiah's list for sure, he had to keep an eye on her as a possible threat to his plans, he just had to find out her name which was easy since her bag was on the floor and he could reach it to approach it and read the name written on it before getting out from under the bed and running out of the room unseen, noticing when he was already outside the girl looking down the hallway confused and slightly scared.

Jeremiah climbed back into the car where Ecco was waiting for him and went back to his house as he finished writing down in his small notebook the name and surname of the new threat 'Madeleine "Maddie" Ella Kruiz' giving the task to his assistant to take care of finding information about her.

This certainly could have been the cause of the start of a new unwanted rivalry.

Taglist:

@gabile18 , @mrsfullbuster500 , @trainer--taylor , @elizamalfoyy, @eovjjj , @animefan3223 , @jeremiah-va1eska , @gothamchic16, @rabbiteggz , @dieg0brandos-wife , @rottenecstasy , @lazyexcuse , @teh-vampire-bunny , @lobotomy-lover, @gothamlovcr

#gotham #gotham tv #gotham x reader #jeremiah valeska #jeremiah valeska x you #jeremiah valeska x reader #professor!jeremiah #jeremiah valeska series #jeremiah x reader

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ccscocoapuffs · 1 year

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Can you do a Billy Loomis nsfw alphabet and a Billy hardgrove nsfw alphabet

Here's The Billy Loomis NSFW Alphabet the Billy Hargrove will be right behind it! :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Billy mostly just likes to hold you afterwards. He likes to pull you into his side and play in your hair as you two relax.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His favorite body part is his hands. They do all the work to please you and make you fall apart after all. He loves your boobs. He's a boob guy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He loves to cover you. He likes to cum on your face and chest the most though.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to fuck you while wearing the Ghostface costume.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Billy has slept with a few girls in his time and considers himself decently experienced. He definitely knows how to make a girl cum.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes any position he can bend you and fuck you hard.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is always serious. He likes to keep things to the point and not waste time being goofy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it trimmed down to a light stubble. He prefers it to be shorter for his own comfort

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's pretty rough so that intimacy can fade a little at times but the praise he gives is enough to bring it back. HE will sometimes light candles for you guys.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He masturbates occasionally he prefers to just have sex with you if you're around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Choking Bondage Dacryphilia Daddy Kink

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) He prefers either yours or his bedroom the most. However, He is down for somewhere risky like a bathroom at a party.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) If you act like a brat its a instant turn on for him. He likes to be a brat tamer.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) It's hard to find something he wouldn't do. He is always down to try something new.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He prefers receiving though he makes you suck his dick as a reward for being good. He's very skilled at eating pussy though.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He likes it fast and rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Billy likes quickies and is always down for one. He just prefers to have the whole experience and take his time with you because he likes to hear you beg.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He likes risky. Anything that gives him a adrenaline rush is a yes.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Billy can usually go 4 rounds. He has a high stamina that he likes to remind you of.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He owns a lot of toys that he likes to use on you. His favorite are Handcuffs and Anal plugs.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) world's biggest tease. Billy love's to tease. Its one of his favorite things about having sex.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He growls and moans really deep so he stays pretty quiet due to the deepest of tone.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He wants to fuck you while Stu watches.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Billy is about 6 1/2 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Billy has a extremely high sex drive.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Billy stays awake about 30 minutes after. Enough time for him to play in your hair and for his adrenaline to wear down.

#billy loomis #scream #billly loomis x reader #billy #loomis #fanfic #x reader #alphabet

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topharryficfest · 2 years

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Thank you to everyone who has participated and followed along with the first round of the THFF! It has been a pleasure getting to host a number of wonderful authors who have done an amazing job of creating works that go against tradition, to see readers praise dynamics they never anticipated and to expand their perceptions and interests, and to successfully curate a fest that abandons all expectations of what it means to be a top. We couldn't have done it without the support of all of you, so thank you!

Under the cut you will find all of the incredible fics from Round 1. Please remember to leave comments and kudos to show each author how appreciated they are!

Until next time, happy reading! ♡

Between Two Lungs by @hershelsue/docklands

5k | Harry/Louis

Harry and Louis are graduating from medical school. There’s a big party and everyone has big expectations. All of Harry’s are exceeded when Louis remembers him from a long time ago. They fuck.

The Air From My Lungs by @larrysballetslippers/Kikiberoski16

5k | Harry/Louis

“Please… Louis, please, help me,” Harry whispered. Begging was even more embarrassing, but he couldn’t endure it anymore.

Louis hummed.

“Help with what?”

‘I don’t know.’

“Why are you shaking so much?”

‘I don’t know.’

“And why are you getting so hard?”

Or, Harry doesn't like to take showers in public for reasons he isn't willing to share, until Louis, the hot football captain, rocks his whole world.

Lonely Shadow Dancers by @ohpleaselarry/ohpleaselarry

20k | Harry/Louis

“Mm,” Harry’s arms circle him, and their fumbling somehow turns into a cuddle session, “still can’t believe we’re here together.”

Growing up with someone, one tends to become used to another. Used to the mannerisms and personality of them. Used to the changes and the things that stay the same.

Harry hit puberty and sprung up into this cheeky curly flirt of an alpha and Louis still hasn’t found the time to get used to it. His stomach flutters and he bites back a stupid smile and wonders if he ever will.

Canon compliant..if H&L grew up together in a a/b/o world

Pimp it! by @teamlouis2022/teamlouis

3k | Harry/Louis

“My nails are still wet, Lou,” he hissed when Louis sucked a bruise under his ear. “If you could just wait like, ten minutes, before making me feel better so I don’t ruin my manicure. Please.”

“Keep your hands to yourself then,” Louis shrugged. “You don’t have to touch.”

Harry really wanted to object, but there was something about the way Louis had said it… A bit teasing, a bit dominant, overall challenging. Harry didn’t have more time to think about it because Louis was already nibbling at his neck. So he kept his hands by his sides, letting Louis suck small bruises on his pale skin.

Or the one where Harry’s nails are still wet when Louis gets home from work horny as fuck

Bluebirds Fly by @lh-home/lhhome

2k | Harry/Orville Peck

Orville would laugh at the cheeky brat for that if he weren't so turned on by it. The words go right to Orville’s dick and he finally lets go of his cock as Harry leans over him to open the drawer in the vanity behind him, deliberately leaning his chest near Orville’s mouth. As Orville reaches up to grab at Harry’s breasts, Harry pulls back with a bottle of lube and some condoms in his hand. It’s Orville’s turn to scowl, holding his mask’s fringe to the left dramatically as he does. He knows he looks scary, but the teasing brat just giggles and pokes his tongue out. “Now, cowboy, no touching these goods right now or we’ll never get to anything else.”

Orville gets railed by his little bluebird on Harryween.

Full Plate, Don't Wait by @stylesthebrave/stylesthebrave

4k | Harry/Louis

To celebrate the end of the school year, Harry, Louis, and their co-workers go out for a celebratory dinner. Things don’t go quite as planned.

You and Me Got a Whole Lot of History by @littleroverlouis

6k | Harry/Louis

Harry is a ‘born-lucky’ immortal, happily coasting through life as he finds himself back in Burlington, Vermont. His life has been full of fun and excitement, but he lost his one great love three hundred years ago in New Orleans.

He never anticipated a reunion with his lost love in a Trader Joe’s, until he comes face to face with a very angry and apparently, very immortal Louis.

lovers to enemies to lovers with a shot of immortality

don’t know why but it feels so right to me by @cinemastan/Katnisspotter1

3k | Harry/Louis

Louis is an alpha who wants to court Harry the old-fashioned way. The problem is, Harry’s not one to be courted. He’d rather do the courting.

she makes you want her love by @non-binharry/enbyharry

2k | Harry/Louis

"We'll just go swim in our pants and knickers then."

"You know I am not dressed for the occasion. My bollocks will fall out before I even make it into the water and they'll arrest me and make me spend a year in an Italian prison. Which is great for me but I'm not so sure you'll fare as well." Harry says.

Louis cackles. "Well I can't have you going to prison then. You'll leave me for a man called Giuseppe and I'll have no choice but to live with it."

Harry nods his head solemnly. "Thank you for understanding."

dip you in honey by @eeveelou/delsicle

28k | Harry/Louis

Princess Harry, the pearl of England, is set to be married to the youngest prince of France in just six months. Anxious about his performance on his wedding night, he enlists the help of his loyal handmaiden Louis to help him practice everything he needs to know

Omega/Omega AU

it gets dark by @finelinegynandromorph

98k | Harry/Louis

“I feel like a pin-up of everything I should be at 27,” Louis confesses after a moment. He glances quickly to Harry, concerned he hasn’t phrased himself properly, but she just nods with empathy. And Louis always forgets, he supposes, how Harry really does understand, even if they’re coming at it from different places. They orbit each other, swimming after associations the other never wanted—they always have, and as Louis stands here biting his lip and feeling overcome by stepping into the costume society expected him to pull on as his everyday skin, he realizes that Harry might be the person who understands that best in the world.

harry’s a drag queen and louis’ been in love with her for years. an unexpected ode to femininity, in all of its complexity

Jasmine & Lavender. by @styleslune

8k | Harry/Louis

Harry placed the book back on the desk and grabbed the candle box. It was simple white packaging, no labels on the outside. He opened the box and found a beautiful purple jar with a golden rope on top.

Harry opened the jar and brought the candle to his nose to smell its scent. He felt goosebumps all over his body when the fragrance filled his nostrils.

A mixture of Jasmine and Lavender.

Or Harry struggled with love his whole life, but finally met the right person.

out of my head and into yours by @jishlerfics/jishler

7k | Harry/Louis

It drove Harry crazy, the way his hand could make contact with Louis’ clothing and then travel and travel inwards through empty space, before meeting the warmth of his body. Harry lived in those moments of suspension, anticipation, and died every time his hand made contact through clothes with the dip of his waist, the curve of his back, the softness of his tummy. He made a fist in the material under his palm. Then he let it go before running his hand up Louis’ side, over his chest, pressing down hard.

Or: Harry comes home at two in the morning.

Death By a Thousand Cuts by @princelyharry

3k | Harry/Louis

It only took a funeral and camping trip for Harry to confess his undying love for one Louis Tomlinson.

Every night, I've got you in my arms. by @monamourstyles

9k | Harry/Louis

Watching H drive has always been attractive for Louis. She looked sexy while focusing on the road, her perfectly manicured hands firmly wrapped around the wheel. That night, however, H was visibly worked up. She was driving with a hand on the wheel and the other between her legs, touching herself through her pants.

That's how Louis discovered his newest turn-on.

Louis made sure to keep his face disinterested until the very last moment, but as soon as H unlocked the front door, Louis gave in. He let H be in command.

Harry's bigender, but only tops on days he feels like a girl. Today is a girl day.

Maybe Tomorrow? by @lh-home/lhhome

13k | Harry/Louis, Marcel/Louis, Harry/Harry

Louis resumes walking towards his apartment, lost in thoughts of Harry and how much he wishes he could just ignore his insecurities and also skip over the part where he has to figure out if Harry could even feel the same way as Louis does without ruining their friendship and just get to a part where they are together. It’s only as he is in bed and drifting off to sleep with images of a laughing Harry that Louis realises that he never told Niall his name.

Where I’m Meant To Be by @halohamilton /Halos_boat

6k | Harry/Louis

Harry and Louis have been sleeping together casually for a while. As two Alphas they never wanted to define it as anything more. When Louis helps Harry out with his rut so he can get it done in time for his exam, they're forced to face feelings they were habouring for a while.

I’m Resistant but Going Down with a Ship by @adoremelikeasunflower19/adoremelikeasunflower

60k | Harry/Louis

When Harry comes back to his hometown for the first time in a long time, he expects to almost drown in nostalgia and longing. What he does not expect, is his path crossing with his former best friend - Louis. It's been years since their goodbye and although most of the wounds have healed and the pain become dull, there is still a lot to unpack and process. They slowly find their way back to each other, talk through undiscussed emotions, and painful memories.

We Can Get Together by @tommokat

4k | Harry/Louis

Louis tries his best to not have regrets in life. Or rather, he tries not to regret decisions he’s made with logic and reason. It seems he's found the decision that finally makes him question it all, however. Because logic and reason meant the best way to make it across the country for his cousin’s wedding in the middle of the summer was a Greyhound bus. If only he had chosen a bus that didn’t leave at 2 in the morning.

Pace Yourself by @kenniewen

3k | Harry/Louis

Harry is an open person, especially when it comes to kink. After multiple doms of multiple genders and even a polyamorous agreement for a few months, there’s little Harry is yet to try. But, today he’s trying something new. Topping.

OR: Harry’s never topped before, Louis’ got a bit of a virginity kink.

Caught In Between Love by @larrysballetslippers/Kikiberoski16

9k | Harry/Louis/OMC

He kissed Harry’s lips, soft and fleeting. Louis didn’t waste any time and went down, kissing Harry’s neck, chest, abs and lower abdomen. Harry panted quietly, but he was sure he could come right away. He hasn’t been touched for such a long time that any physical contact was now feeling magnified.

“Can I have a kiss too?” Andrew whimpered in the background.

Or Harry had a crush on Andrew, his co-worker, for a few months, but when he meets Louis, the handsome BDSM club owner, everything changes.

this body by @finelinegynandromorph

16k | Harry/Louis

“I guess I’ve pegged myself, though—does that count?”

Nell and Suraiya lean their heads together to confer in exaggerated whispers while Harry tucks one leg behind the other, trying as hard as he can to not vividly imagine hot Louis Tomlinson from work stretched out with a dildo up his ass.

“The information about your self-pleasure is appreciated, but we’re defining pegging as something you receive from someone else,” Suraiya clarifies with an authoritative nod. Harry grins in Louis’ direction and Louis raises his hands in admission. “One day, I’d love to,” he says to a round of encouraging cheers from around the circle.

Harry tries not to choke on his beer when Louis winks at him from across the fire.

or, louis wants to be pegged. harry helps him out

as if life were invented for my love by @polaroidlouis/daffodilsforlou

3k | Harry/Louis

He was such a cliché. A MILF thirsting for her pool boy.

you were right in front of me by @non-binharry/enbyharry

7k | Harry/Louis

“Are you hungry?” Louis asks, scrolling through her recent texts to find her groupchat with Niall and Zayn. She taps on the thread labeled Huey, Dewey, and Louis, thumb hovering over the keyboard. Water curves down the nape of her neck, accumulating into her clavicle like an anticipatory sweat.

“Depends. Was that a euphemism?”

“No, but it could be," Louis says.

Harry is a service top, and Louis is her adoring butch daddy.

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