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Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100 x Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2 vs Guy Montag from Fahrenheit 451 x Winston Smith from 1984
Propaganda for Guy x Winston:
hello it's me pollblog gayest-classiclit rising from the ashes to pitch my classic lit crackship that i am SOOOOOO passionate about <3 i just think that they could perhaps fix each other. also it would be funny
#gayest-classiclit i loved your tournmanet i'm sorry your lil guys have such a difficult fight#<- prev#no worries op they had a good run ^^#genuinely i'm surprised they even held up in the first place#other polls
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Here are our contenders for The Crackship Awards 2024!
Bracket 1:
Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff vs Randy Cunningham x Ruby Gillman
Roronoa Zoro x Sasuke Uchiha vs Elizabeth Afton x Charlie Emily
June Eggbert x Chiaki Naname vs Vriska Serket x Hatsune Miku
Mari from Omori x Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club vs Bee x Fionna
Wonder Woman x Talia al Ghu vs Posiedon x Incitatus
Firestar x Waffles vs Graystripe x Waffles
Kestrel x Coral vs Hatake Sakumo x Ootsutsuki Kaguya
Zhongli × Yip Tak vs Elsa x Jack Frost
Bracket 2:
Bowser x Luigi vs Shrek x Donkey
Samurai Jack x Johnny Bravo vs Scourge x Ashfur
Tigerstar x Arctic vs Gerald Robotnik x Black Doom
Catra & Ashfur vs Lucifer x Adam
Hawkfrost x Leafpool vs Twilight x Mordecai
Vaggie x Ragatha vs Rainbow Dash x Dirk Strider
Jayfeather x His stick vs Gwenpool x Garlic bread
James x Professor Oak x Needletail x Icicle
Bracket 3:
Jessie x Delia Ketchum vs Sees All Colors x Runs In Circles
Leafpool x Pringles chips vs Bumblestripe x A log
Asexuals x Cake vs Tigerstar x Brokenstar
Roger Raincomprix x Xavier Ramier vs Elias Bouchard x Jane Prentiss
Cookie Monster x Chocolate chip cookies x Chameleon x Webs
Isako Toriumi x Sadayo Kawakami vs Elias Bouchard x Peter Lukas
Dr Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus vs The Onceler x The Warden
Hooty x Duo vs Jiang Cheng x Liu Qingge
Bracket 4:
Sans x Nagito Komaeda vs TS Woodrow x Phantom of the Bwahpera
The fairy who knocks x The walrus who knocks vs Sofanthiel x Blue Lizard
Manticore x Sphinx vs Barney x Hunter
Norma x Willow vs Pugsley x Swift Wind
Eggdog x Strawberries vs Krestel x Tundra
Blaze x Fruit bat vs Doctors x Apples
Miette x Jorts vs Artificer x Maple Shade
Reigen Arataka x Nagito Komaeda vs Guy Montag x Wilson Smith
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LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 1, Wave 6, Poll 12
A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included.
Check out the other polls in this wave and prior here.
Sabran IX Berethnet-The Priory of the Orange Tree
Qualifications:
She's canonically bisexual and heavily implied to have depression.
Propaganda:
Bi queen (literal) who's struggling in all facets of life; has depression as part of her miserable family legacy. Nasty bitter personality shaped by a life she has little control over; has more than her fair share of misfortune in love and gets bullied by her loser ancestor.
Joly-Les Misérables
Qualifications:
Joly is a hypochondriac and uses a cane. He is in a poly relationship (this isn’t explicitly explicitly canon, but it’s fairly implied in a text from the 1800s)
if i remember correctly he's canonically a cane user (and while canes were often for fashion back then i'm fairly sure he needs his?) and also he's queer by virtue of a) all of les amis being queer and b) whatever's going on between him and bossuet and musichetta
Propaganda:
What’s cooler than an 1800s queer disabled character? Joly (aka Jolllly) is a hypochondriac and uses a cane, and is complimented well by his accident prone boyfriend. The two also have a relationship with them another woman. Despite his constant worrying, Joly is quite happy go lucky and fun, and he is a dedicated member of the revolution and very caring friend.
HE'S A YOUTHFUL MALADE IMAGINAIRE! the day before he's expecting to die (in the june rebellion) he is worried about a cold :( he is also a very happy guy and considering the book is called 'the sad guys' that is commendable
Submitted by @satancheeto and @mxcrowave respectively.
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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Hubristic assholes Tourney Round 1 part 2b
Hamlet (Hamlet) vs the 10th Doctor (Doctor Who)
Propaganda below cut (spoiler warning!)
Hamlet
He's hamlet.
10th Doctor
The 10th Doctor starts on a downward spiral after erasing his best friend’s memories of their adventures together to save her life. The only surviving member of his species, the Doctor begins breaking the laws of time and space which he has held onto his whole life and tries to interfere with a fixed point in time, which are critical moments in history that must be preserved for the good of the timeline. The Doctor, tired of watching people die, decides to save the crew of Bowie Base One who were supposed to die on Mars. He declares that “The laws of time are mine and they will obey me!” And saves the crew, which he knows he shouldn’t have done. He takes them back to Earth, and the captain of the group, Adelaide Brook, realizes that her entire family’s future history has been changed. The Doctor declares himself the “Time Lord Victorious”. Adelaide commits suicide to preserve the timeline where she dies before rejoining humanity on Earth.
(Warning for fictional suicide) In “The Empty Child” the (Ninth) Doctor says “Just this once, everybody lives!” and saves the day with no deaths. The Tenth Doctor in “Waters of Mars” repeats this, thinking he can once again save everybody from the base members who are infected by Mars’ waters and prevent a fixed point, which is the Base Commander’s death. He brings the Commander back to earth and believes himself successful since he reads a newspaper that says the Commander saved the base. He then hears a gunshot and finds that the Commander fulfilled the fixed point by committing suicide; Several times in Ten’s run the idea of saving everybody comes up and he is almost never successful. He is very desperate for a win at this point to prove he can defy the rules of time and space.
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Hubristic Assholes Tourney round 1 part 2b
Propaganda below the cut (Spoiler warning!)
Richard III
HES A LITTLE BASTARD BITCH AND I HATE HIM BUT HES SO FUNNY. WITHOUT ANALYSIS HIS MOTIVE IS "NOBODY WILL FUCK ME :( IM GONNA KILL THE KING AND USURP HIS POSITION (ILL HAVE TO KILL HIS CHILDREN AND MY BROTHER TO DO THIS)." HE THINKS THIS IS GOING ALL FINE AND DANDY UNTIL HIS DUMBASS IS BETRAYED BY HIS VASSALS, UNHORSED IN BATTLE AND STABBED THROUGH THE HEAD. HE HAS PROPHETIC DREAMS ABOUT HIS DEATH AND STILL CHARGES INTO BATTLE. HE THINKS HE CAN FUCK A WOMAN WHOSE HUSBAND HE KILLS. HE SEDUCES HER OVER HIS FUCKING COFFIN. SHE KNOWS HE KILLED HER HUSBAND. HE THINKS HE CAN GO "OH HA HA I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THAT LAND LATER (I AM UNTRUSTWORTHY AND A BASTARD)" TO BUCKINGHAM AND EXPECTS HIM TO STAY LOYAL (HE DOESN'T). HUBRIS UNLIMITED
Nemesis
Nemesis is a historical figure in Three Houses, and is known as "The King of Liberation." He is accredited with using the Sword of the Creator, said to be the gift of the Goddess Sothis, to save Fodlan, only to become corrupted later on. This ends up in Seiros killing him. He is also the only recorded person to have the Crest of Flames until Byleth comes along. In reality, Nemesis never saved Fodlan, and he got his powers by killing Sothis and making the Sword of the Creator from her bones and giving himself the Crest of Flames with her blood. He and his group of bandits went on to massacre the Nabateans (a race of dragon people said to be Sothis's children) and did the same thing Nemesis did to Sothis. Seiros, one of the survivors, then led a war to avenge her mother, and ended up doing so. Nemesis's corpse was stored by the Agarthans, and during the events of Verdant Wind, they manage to revive him, and Nemesis attempts to kill Seiros and take over Fodlan again. This time, Byleth, who wields the Sword of the Creator in the present day, and their army successfully defeats him for good; Has a kick-ass final boss theme. Seriously it's just iconic.
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Round 1 Match 48
Propaganda:
Death
Funny skeleton man :)
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ROUND 2
Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) vs Akane Kurashiki (Zero Escape)
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oh yeah happy ides of march btw. wooo kill caesar keep that grind up etc etc
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ROUND 2: POLL #23
ROUND 2 POLLS [HERE]
PROPAGANDA BELOW
Frodo Baggins/Samwise Gamgee:
Simon Snow/Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Grimm-Pitch:
Propaganda by @wellbelesbian [HERE]
Propaganda by @tyrannuspitch [HERE]
SnowBaz looking awesome
[SPOILERS]
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ROUND 2: POLL #19
Baal x Inanna art by Kris Anka
ROUND 2 POLLS [HERE]
PROPAGANDA BELOW
Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin:
Illya and Napoleon just looking good together in the recent version and the old one
Baal/Inanna:
[SPOILERS]
Soooo tragic you have to love it
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ROUND 2: POLL #2
Henry Winter x Francis Abernathy art by auburngods on Tumblr
ROUND 2 POLLS [HERE]
PROPAGANDA BELOW
Henry Winter/Francis Abernathy:
Alfred Hillinghead x Henry Ashe:
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New tournament idea most fuckable fish (based on the phrase "women fear me fish want me")
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"Ah, love, let us be true / To one another! for the world, which seems / To lie before us like a land of dreams, / So various, so beautiful, so new, / Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light, / Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain."
Read it here | Reblog for a larger sample size!
#the things that reading fahrenheit does to you#i read this because there's an excerpt in it and man.....#other polls
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"Colonel Fazackerley Butterworth-Toast / Bought an old castle complete with a ghost, / But someone or other forgot to declare / To Colonel Fazak that the spectre was there."
Read it here | Reblog for a larger sample size!
#i genuinely need you all to know the artistry that is colonel fazackerley okay#i had to read this in year 5 english and it has lived with me ever since#other polls
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