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gayest-classiclit · 1 year

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ROUND 1 SIDE B: LOSERS BRACKET

propaganda: laertes | jekyll

#gay classic lit losers bracket #tournament poll #l: round 1 #l: round 1 side b #hamlet #william shakespeare #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #robert louis stevenson

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the-queer-classic-lit-ship-ever · 1 year

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round 1a: losers

#fun fact this is the seeded one #i needed it to be a fair fight :)#qcls losers #queer classic lit ship losers #l: round 1 #l: round 1a #war and peace #the winter's tale #les miserables

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fave-fight · 9 months

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ROUND 1, MATCH 41

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

L Lawliet:

“He's got some sick capoeira shit, kicked Light in the face once. It's such a cool & unusual fighting style I dont think anyone will have a strategy for it. ”

“He knows capoeira and is good at it, and is surprisingly good at taking a hit to the face. Also, I love him, that counts for something, right?”

A horse:

“*David Attenborough voice* Ah! Here we see the noble horse. Truly one of nature's least survivable animals. This pathetic specimen cannot handle the breakage of it's legs, because it is too intellectually limited to avoid using the damaged appendage. In a fight with virtually any other animal the impressive strength that a stallion may demonstrate is immediately made secondary to the limited survivability of a horse. Horses are not good fighters. I don't like horses. They will lose many many fights. Thank you for coming to my (David H Attenborough's) TED Talk.”

“i saw this on the spreadsheet and thought it was funny so i'm supporting it with a vote. let's get a horse in this fight”

“Have you tried fighting a horse? Shit's scary :(”

#fight fight fight #round 1 #tournament poll #poll tournament #polls #poll #l lawliet #l death note #death note #a horse

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taxonomytournament · 27 days

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Cryptotaxonomy Tournament: Lagomorpha

Note: these creatures do not actually exist. The following descriptions are facetious

Lepus antilocapra. This rabbit species, known as the Jackalope, has antlers on its head.

Tetrao lepus pseudo-hybridus rarissimus L. This rabbit species, known as the Skvader, has the wings and tail of a grouse.

#animals #biology #polls #poll tournament #cryptozoology #cryptids #mythology #rabbits #jackalope #skvader #Lepus antilocapra #Tetrao lepus pseudo-hybridus rarissimus L #0x1v0x6 #Cryptotaxonomy Tournament #Cryptotaxonomy Tournament Round 1

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toxic-yaoi-tournament · 7 months

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Toxic Yaoi Tournament Round 1: Kristoph Gavin/Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) vs. Yagami Light/L Lawliet (Death Note)

#krisnix image made by me because i could not find a single piece of official art of them together #tournament poll #toxic yaoi tournament #round 1 #krisnix #kriswright #ace attorney #phoenix wright #kristoph gavin #lawlight #death note #l lawliet #light yagami #yagami light

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stinky-fuck-swag · 6 months

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Stinky Fuck Swag Bracket B Side A: Round 1, Match 3

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Propaganda under the cut!

Toko Fukawa:

canonically doesn't bathe

she does not bathe! there's a reason for this but I forgot. also doesn't brush her teeth. this is brought up a lot bc the other characters are mean to her heart emoji :( she's very silly! she's a writer, she survived murder highschool, she survived murder city, there's cut scenes of her sexual fantasies about a guy who very much hates her, she has DID (it's written as a horribly ableist stereotype), and she's besties with the most Normal Person ever. and she's rude to ppl ♥️ i liek her :)

Literally just doesn't bathe. She has a fear of water so severe she refuses to shower. She stinks so bad at one point Byakuya (the guy she likes) points it out and tells her to go take a bath.

She doesn't bathe and has a pet stink bug. At one point in the first game she doesn't know a certain fact about the school bathrooms which would only be possible if she hadn't bathed since the death game began and is embarrassed when this is pointed out. In the Ultra Despair Girls game it's revealed that her closest friend is her pet stink bug who's the only one who didn't mind how she smelled (and whose presence probably made her smell worse). In Danganronpa 3 her new friend is shown having to physically fight and drag her into the bathroom to try and get her to wash.

L:

there is no universe in which he bathes. he sits alone in an empty hotel room looking at computer all day. people who say L is clean are wrong.

#toko fukawa #danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #death note #l death note #death note l #l lawliet #stinky fuck swag polls #round 1 #stinkyfuckswagtourney #tumblr tourney #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #poll tournament

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bookfirstlinetourney · 10 months

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Round 1

For eighteen years, my unibrow has saved me from being sold into a painful, terrifying death.

-Iron Widow, Xiran Jay Zhao

In the end, it was a fingernail that saved you.

-Commonplace Sacrifices (Bluegrass Symphony), Lisa L. Hannett

This is not for you.