CONNECTICUT CLARK VS TONY STARK

ROUND 1 SIDE A

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK IS MORE SEXY! THE LOSER WILL MOVE ON!

Round 1, Side A: Splatoon 3 (2022) vs Rain World (2017)

Splatoon 3 | Rain World (+)

Campaigns under the cut!

Campaign for Splatoon 3:

N/A

Campaign for Rain World:

It's so good AND YET so slept on... i mean just listen to this shit, its amazing. so atmospheric, it suits the game personally and is good out of it too.

its so good and atmospheric!! my favorite tracks are "threat - chimney canopy", "random gods", and "kayava"

There's many other games which I would rather listen to the soundtrack of casually (even if this game has some amazing tunes in that department), but this game's soundtrack serves its purpose like no other I've seen. Every single time I hear that threat music kick in, no matter which location the track matches, I panic, and that effect would not kick in nearly as much if this game didn't have such a great soundtrack. There are also plenty of bangers in there (this tournament made me listen to some of the soundtrack separate from the game, and "Bio-Engineering" is my absolute beloved)

Haunting the Narrative Round 2 Side A

Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present or active in the story when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!

REVIVED UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE A

NOTE; This is a revival round. These narrators are not fighting due to being dead

Ugly Outfits Tournament - Round 1 Side A

Propaganda under the cut.

Pica: Maybe the reason he spends so much time as a stoneman is because when he isn't one, we see he's dressed in nothing but a speedo and a golden harness. Also not the outfit but DUDE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SHOULDERS.

Crocodile: I knew he was crazy when I saw him wearing a fur coat in the middle of a dessert plus the color scheme is just too over the place for me.

Sanji: Sanji's worst outfit to me tbh. The colors are so bad, hes just too yellow!! Any other color would have made him look better Oda!! And his hair at the ends look round and weird.

Side A

ROUND 3, MATCH 1 - SIDE A

OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN ALL OF ANIME DELINQUENT BRAWL HISTORY I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVER HAD COMPETITION THIS FUCKIN' FIERCE!!!!!! TAKEMICHI'S GOT THE CRAZY DIAMONDS' FULL BACKIN' BEHIND 'IM, BUT SUSIE'S CRUSHED EVERY SINGLE ONE TA COME 'ER WAY... THERE'S JUST! NO! TELLIN'! WHAT IT'S GONNA BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO VOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(TAKEMICHI FANART BY @krynutsreal!!!!!)

Marvin vs Bill Woodward

Propaganda (Click names for full propaganda pages and other actors)

Marvin: Middle aged divorced gay father w one of the fattest asses on Broadway. I mean. Look at him he’s constantly serving cunt and I love him. Likes to bond with his son, so tired and so divorced and so gay.

Bill Woodward: Submitted without propaganda

12 YEAR OLD OCS; SIDE A

Luphina [@bees-buzzy-blog]

Luphina is a candyfloss dragon that steals near-exclusively sweets and I made her when I was 14 :)!! People that try to capture her always end up with empty wallets and dropped back into the nearest town. She has limited shapeshifting abilities to appear as fully a dragon, fully human, or somewhere in-between, and prefers to stay in a sort of mixed form for the conveniences of human hands and size while still retaining her flight abilities.

She's still pretty close to my heart tbh

Excavator [@enjoliquej]

Behold, a mere mortal man, born with the name Excavator, destined to become part of one of the most fantastical endeavors known to man: Archeological Excavation.  Being gifted with a genius and brilliant name as Excavator, and having a career that shared the same name gave him some trouble with introductions.

A bold and thoughtful quote from our hero:

"My name is Excavator, and I am an excavator."  --  Excavator

Follow Excavator, the world's WORST and luckiest archeologist as he embarks across the world to different locations that his 12 year old writer was learning about in history class. Watch as his boss constantly fires and re-hires him on account of Excavator's stupidity and luck at finding rare artifacts. Embark on his first adventure when he accidentally hurled himself into a tar pit from clowning around and found the Rosetta Stone buried deep beneath. Join him on his trip to China where he gets thrown into a basket and is forced to float the Pacific Ocean for days until he discovers ancient Chinese scrolls hidden in the basket with him, narrowly escaping being fired by his boss yet again. Follow him to India where he believes he traveled to the 1800s and is mistaken for a butler and cleans precious furniture with bleach which ruins everything until he realizes he was just staying at some guys house the whole time and he didn't time travel to the 1800s.

All this and more on The Silly Adventures of Excavator, The Indiana Jones Wannabe!

WALLACE VS TONY STARK

ROUND 2 SIDE A

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK IS MORE SEXY! THE LOSER WILL MOVE ON!

Round 1, Side A: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (2006) vs Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

Twilight Princess | Witcher 3

Campaigns under the cut!

Campaign for Twilight Princess:

It's been ages since I've played TP but I assure you that game has some EXCELLENT music. Prime example: Midna's Lament. Literally one of the best songs I've heard from a game, possibly best song ever

Campaign for Witcher 3:

N/A

Haunting the Narrative Round 2 Side A

Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present or active in the story when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!

UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE A

Johnny Truant Propaganda:

He literally tells us he’s a liar / storyteller in the first couple of chapters. He edits other people’s manuscripts without giving a hint as to what exactly he’s edited, so you have to figure it out yourself and then second guess whether you’re right or wrong. He claims to just be an idiot junkie and then you find out in his mother’s letters to him that he’s fluent in Latin, won academic scholarships, and writes poetry. In the end he writes a happy ending for himself and then tells us it was bullshit and then tells us another, slightly less happy (but still surprisingly good) ending and you have to just. Sort of decide on your own whether that one was legit or not.

Ted Propaganda:

he invented unreliable narration……. the entire story is just his own spiral through what AM does to everyone and like!!!!!!! “i am the only one AM has not altered. that is why they are all jealous of me and plotting against me and hate me and make fun of me behind my back and plan to leave me behind whenever they can. i was never paranoid before so that means these thoughts must be true, instead of paranoia AM gave me” so true bestie how’s the apocalypse going for you.

Ugly Outfits Tournaments - Round 2 Side A

Propaganda under the cut.

Franky: Maybe there’s a reason Franky doesn’t wear a ton of clothes.

Bepo: There's no need for propaganda; literally just look at the picture. I feel kinda guilty for submitting him because he's baby, and his lil bellybutton is so cute and so is the rest of him 🥺. And he'd feel so bad and apologize for wearing an ugly outfit 🥺 and Law would kill me for submitting him in the first place. On second thought, don't vote for him actually.