Cryptid of the Day: Gianmarco Zagato’s Monster

Description: Gianmarco Zagato claimed to have seen a sea monster off the coast of Zante, Greece. Not much else is known about the sighting, though it’s important to note, Zagato has a history of making paranormal-baited videos for his YouTube channel

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

The funniest thing about all the speculation regarding the origins of the Bigfoot myth is that we know where it came from. It was a prank carried out by a guy named Ray Wallace who vandalised a couple of logging camps in California in 1958 while wearing fake feet to conceal his identity. They literally found his collection of giant wooden feet in his basement after he died in 2002, his involvement has been corroborated by multiple accomplices, and the timing of the incidents precisely lines up with when interest in Bigfoot exploded in American popular culture. We've known all this for twenty years, and everybody just quietly ignores it because it's no fun, I guess.

Cryptid fish that has only been seen once and never again that may or may not exist but well never know my beloved

~who is she~ I love the flatwoods monster, such a cute and fashionable cryptid/alien visitor! Also supposedly flanked by some smelly vapors, hm.... My shop

The local werewolves sure do love pie! (Here’s a sequel!)  |  My Webtoons!

painting a few more fur-bearing trout plaques. they'll be in my etsy shop soon <3

New cryptid

Toby the Sapient Pig

Cryptid of the Day: Argentina Gnome

Description: On March 11th, 2008, The Sun picked up a report from an Argentine newspaper about a gnome. At 1:00 am, a group of teens heard a noise and filmed an encounter with a tiny biped with a pointy hat.

there’s an incredibly fun thread shaping up on /x/ today

ecology of the Crawler

These are the official genders btw:

• black cat with 3+ eyes

• fresno nightcrawler

• mothman

• [redacted]

• not deer

The Fouke Country, Arkansas, Monster Mart

Modern Midsummer Night’s Dream adaptation where the four youths in the woods are trying to film the Goatman for their youtube channel, and the mechanicals are a band of film students trying to shoot a found footage horror movie in the same woods at the same time.

We never actually see the Goatman, but at the end Hermia checks the footage she recorded on her camera. It’s all been erased except for one clip, where someone in the dark recites the “If we shadows have offended” monologue.

A little bonus for the previous comic! 🥧  |  My Webtoons!