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south-sea · 6 months

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ask game stuff yahooo

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

baby's first favorite character ever. i think. definitely the first one who properly stuck with me, anyway. thank you 4kids reruns of the SA2 arc of Sonic X burning certain parts of those episodes into my brain for the rest of eternity. it has been almost nineteen years and my attachment to him never really went away.

i don't know how to describe it other than i was just endlessly fascinated by him as a kid. these days it's about gradually discovering and exploring ways his backstory and company has an impact on him as a person, and how it might differ depending on those circumstances.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

i would say he's fine right where he's at, but that's a trick answer considering in my AU that means "literally anywhere, since it's the multiverse". maybe that's just the answer; he's hard to imagine tied down to any one specific place.

maybe the closest equivalent then would be the game Starbound? but if i had to pick something still in-universe for him, i want a still-pixel remake of Sonic Battle with him included. like just keep all the other assets the same and add him onto the playable roster with a new story arc and such.

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

easiest thing in the world. he's a very well-mannered quiet little guy. usually. and i mean he's already been living rent free in my head for nearly nineteen years already so what's the difference,

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

i don't know about emojis, but metal in the context of second chance au canonically sends the most bizarre memes and such only he really understands the intention behind.

like metal. buddy. what the hell does any of this mean

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

you're going to have to wait 1-3 business days for the drawn response to a similar ask game prompt anon

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

love love love writing from metal's point of view and how his manner of processing information influences the narrative style/generally just how he sees the world. the sky is blue because that's the way light works, and it is not pretty, etc. everything's always just about the science and logic.

shadow's narrative style is not very unique by comparison. it's more about the implications and nuances in her actions rather than about internal thoughts. i guess it just comes down to the fact i don't have to think too hard about writing for him.

there's nothing i particularly dislike when it comes to writing for either of them.

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

way back when, i didn't have the full picture of SA2, only what those Sonic X episodes showed, so my understanding of shadow was that i didn't understand him at all. i couldn't wrap my head around what his motives were, didn't have a good grasp on his character traits, hardly even knew who maria was, and that fascinated me. he was the ultimate mystery.

in a way, that's still true when i look at canon shadow, but not in a particularly good way. i see inconsistencies and loopholes and frankly prefer to just turn away and look at the interpretations that make sense to me, like SA2, Battle, Rivals, and 06. hence "semi-modern" being what he is.

for metal, my first introduction to him was the OVA. and all i have to say about that is looking back, it's pretty clear where my appreciation for robotic characters came from, among certain other relevant trends. the amount of narrative nuance/angst/exploration that can fit into one little guy is impressive. now i just want him to be content if nothing else.

mephiles is probably the weirdest one on the list, seeing as my first time seeing him was in the 06 fandub. so i latched onto the parody interpretation first, even ending up with my own before anything else (that would be ros). i've done some dabbling in canon, and like all stories, i end up invested in my own little corner of what-ifs that got away from me completely. and now the character i view as "mephiles" vs their canon counterpart is still different, for completely different reasons now.

it's probably safe to say i never fully had a chance to appreciate canon mephiles for what he is, and instead kept rerouting into parodies and eventually AU elements so much i doubt my appreciation for canon mephiles as a concept even really counts. i'm more invested in everything but canon mephiles. which is not to say i dislike him in canon or anything, i just never had a chance to interact with him firsthand so to speak.

i don't think my versions are "better" or "should be considered canon" or whatever. using the foundation already there but exploring my own story routes/backstory elements/etc is just how my brain works when it comes to staying invested in a character.

#sea answers #i don't know if this is all the same anon but i figured this format would be better than lots of separate posts #kissing you on the mouth anon(s) mwah thank you

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rockstvrdotcom · 11 months

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Hey cutie!!! Can i request a s/o who has a cold looks, she has experience vibes, a cruel mouth with sharp words. But in bedroom, she's innocent and curious about everything as shit, that makes her partner super surprised and they want that naive just do for them.

I wish it for EJ, Toby plssssssss. 🥺🥺🥺 (With NSFW kinda yummy yummy 😋)

Oh anyway, I love your writing alooooooot, it's really gooood just took my heart away at the first line!!!! Kiss kiss kiss 💋💋💋💋

I'm your 💅 lovely anon. Nice to meet you!!!

oh em gee HIII NICE TO MEET U TOO MWAH MWAH THANK U FOR THE SWEET WORDS <33

while i was writing ej i was gonna say "he rolled his eyes" but then i remembered he has no eyes..

IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AGSJDHSJS </333 FORGIVE ME NONNIE

tw/cw: praise, oral sex, unexperienced reader, fem reader, also just regular sex, slight spanking

EYELESS JACK ☤

out of the bedroom, the words that come of your mouth are completely different from in the bedroom.

"shut up, jack" you spoke sharply, rolling your eyes. he tch'd in response. you were both watching a movie on the couch, his arm around your shoulder; and your arms crossed.

you acted like you hated the affection he gave you, but really— you adored him. that's why when a sex scene in the movie came on and you felt ej's hard on, you asked if he needed help.

"don't think of it as anything special, i'm just bored. that's all" you spoke, giving him a cold stare, your back facing him. you turned around, your cheeks flushed with a light pink color.

"yeah yeah, whatever" ej said, biting the inside of his cheek. he looked at your face, eyes admiring you. he cupped your cheek with his hand, and leaned in for a kiss. you kissed back, hands around his neck to deepen the kiss.

he then took you by the waist, sitting back down on the couch and straddling your hips onto his; the bulge in his pants rubbing against your crotch and his lips still connected with yours.

you pulled back from the kiss, looking at him with a slight hint of worry. "i.. tell me if i'm doing something wrong. i've never done anything like this before." you said, looking at him with innocent eyes. his eyebrows raised in suprise, then he gently nodded.

"you're doing great." he smiled slightly, his fangs slightly poking out. you bit your lip hard to hide your smile, trying to look grumpy at his compliment. suddenly, it was like the outbursts of rage, the scratches, and the hard glares were from a completely different person. your mean and cold facade was cracking— and ej wanted to get through to you completely.

you got on your knees on the floor, patting his legs as a signal to spread them; and he did. you hooked your fingers under the waistband of his sweats and boxers, pulling them both down just about enough so his cock could spring out.

you looked at his size, your mouth slightly agape. you contemplated if you could actually take him or not— he looked down at you with a cocky smirk on his face, causing you to scoff.

you got back to work, wrapping your hand around his dick and slowly jerking him off. you noticed his breathing became heavy, making you feel more confident as you picked up the pace of your hand.

you hand came to an abrupt stop; he looked down at you confused. "what happened?" he asked, resisting the urge to buck his hips up for more friction.

"c-.. can i lick it? like suck it i mean— you know what. nevermind." you tried to ask, but just turned your head away in embarrassment. you puffed out your cheeks in humiliation and narrowed your eyes. you were about to start jerking him off again, until he grabbed your wrist.

you turn your head to look at him. "you can do it." he said, encouraging you and twirling a piece of your hair around his finger. he grabbed you by the hair, bringing your face inches from his dick.

you cleared your throat, trying not to stare at his dick— that was literally right infront of you. you straightened your posture and placed your hands comfortably on his thighs.

you started off with little kitten licks— which jack thought was adorable by the way; then slowly progressed. and finally, your lips were wrapped around his dick, your head bobbing up and down and your fist jerking off whatever part you couldn't take into your mouth.

"mm.. fuck, you look so cute right now.." he purred, biting his lip as he smirked. you looked up and glared at him, only to have him tuck a stray hair behind your ear.

he thrusted his hips up into your mouth, making you gag as he hit the back of your throat. he did it again, and again— something about the way your throat clenched around him made his dick throb with need.

"fuck, baby— 'm cumming" he grunted, doing one last thrust into your mouth before releasing with his dick deep in your throat. you hummed around his dick, then sliding off with a 'pop' when he gave you the sign it was ok to.

"suprised you've never done this before, you're a natural." he joked, playfully punching you in the shoulder. you pushed his hand away, scoffing.

"oh shush." you said, gritting your teeth. he laughed. he pulled you up, making you stand on your feet. he swiftly turned you around then sat you down on his lap.

"so she's back to her old self huh? you remind me of the grinch." he poked at your puffed out cheeks. you slapped his hand away, cursing at him.

TICCI TOBY ✽

he watched in amusement as you curiously roamed your hands over his bare stomach. "don't look at me like that." you demanded, and he scoffed. your eyes averted back to his torso, admiring his toned abs that were literred with all different types of scars.

"you're the one who has their hands all over me." he retorted. you couldn't see his face, but you could hear the smirk in his voice.

"just shut up, toby" you said, tracing his abs with your fingers. he chuckled at your actions. after a while, he took ahold of your hands so you couldn't touch him anymore

"hey, pretty, why dont 'cha just hop on my dick and ride me already? pleasee?" he begged. he noticed the change of expression in your face, you looked more flustered and serious.

"what's wrong?" he asked, his playful tone now replaced with a more stern one. he took a piece of your hair and played with it as he awaited your answer.

you avoided eye contact. "i- uh... i'm a virgin." you spoke, barely a whisper. you scratched your head in awkwardness, awaiting his response. you were still looking away

"what'd you say? i don't think i heard you correctly." toby asked, genuinely. you silently cursed him.

"i'm a virgin.." you spoke a little louder. you finally looked up at him to see him confused. then his expression brightened up, a confused laugh escaping his throat.

"why the hell are you laughing, asshole?!" you yelled, your embarrassment obvious on your face as you bit your cheek. he held his hand up to his mouth, trying to stop himself from laughing.

"nonono- i'm not making fun of you. i just didn't expect it! that's all. you seem like somebody who's experienced. no wonder why your so curious.." he reasoned, holding your chin with his hand. you muttered a 'whatever'. secretly, the thought of him being your first time made him throb.

"don't worry, sweetheart. i'll guide you." he spoke, and you weren't able to tell if he was mocking you or if he was being genuine. you sat up straight, starting to take off your clothes, one by one. now you were left in your matching lacy red bra and panties.

"shut up. i know what i'm doing, i'll do it myself." you voiced coldly. you roughly undid his belt, then his zipper. you looked up at him, and he nodded. you pulled his pants down, eyes roaming around; coming to a halt when you saw his happy trail peeking out of the waistband of his boxers.

your eyes drifted lower down, looking at the huge bulge in his boxers. you felt your wetness pooling in your panties, your pussy clenching around nothing and wishing it was toby. your clit ached to be touched, a whine almost escaping your throat.

"what? too big?" he said, making you look up. a cocky smirk was plastered on his face. you tch'd and palmed him slowly through his boxers, watching him automatically shut up and his face turn a little red.

you hooked your fingers under the elastic waistband of toby's boxers, pulling it down. you watched in awe as his cock sprung free; now you were really questioning if it was too big.

you were already wet, so you figured it'd be fine- and he fingered you before this. you climbed ontop of him, feeling his eyes watch your every move.

your palms were sweaty as you moved your panties to the side, aligning the tip of his dick with your entrance. you winced and bit your lip before lowering yourself onto him.

"fuck.." you heard him groan as your walls enveloped his cock. you looked up at him, his eyes blown with lust and cheeks lit up with pink.

"a- am i doing this right?" you asked, your voice shaky as you slowly rode him. he nodded.

"the only thing your doing wrong is not going fast enough." he complained, tempted to grab you roughly by the hips and bounce you up and down on his cock until you can't say anything but his name. and if you didn't pick up the pace, he was sure his temptation would take control.

you nodded profusely, leaning forward. you trapped his head inbetween your two hands, praying that whatever you do next will please him and not embarass you.

your chest was now against his and your lips were interlocked as you rode his dick, sounds of skin slapping against skin filled the room.

he groaned, deepening the kiss. his hands gently held your waist, not guiding you but basically telling you that you were doing all the right things.

you felt his hand move up to your breast, then taking it into his hand and rolling your nipple inbetween his fingers. you moaned, but not once removing yourself from his lips. you clenched around him and felt him throb inside of you, making you whimper. he leaned back, breaking the kiss.

"you're doing so good— fuck you're so hot." he panted, leaning into the crook of your neck then leaving soft kisses along your jaw.

the room began to feel hotter than before— if even possible. short breaths escaped your mouth, your orgasm getting nearer and nearer.

you watched his jaw tighten, his groans coming to a stop; now only silent pants. his brows furrowed, seemingly frustrated.

before you could even say anything, his hands gripped your hips— hard enough that you knew it would leave a bruise.

next thing you were sliding up and down on his dick roughly, toby leaving no time for you to even catch a break as he knew he was close and so were you.

silent moans escaped your lips; sounds of your pleasure caught in your throat. he thrusted up deeper into you, his thrusts erratic and desperate.

he grabbed you by the back of your neck and made you lean down close enough to him that you could feel him breathing on your neck. he bit down hard as he let out a loud groan.

you cried out in pain and pleasure as you felt him release inside of you a few seconds after he bit you. your orgasm washed over you, tears blurring your vision as you moaned out his name in a whisper.

he thrusted up into you, the both of your riding out your orgasms. once you two became tired, you collapsed on him, your legs sore.

you felt a hand on your thigh, but your eyes were struggling to open. you felt soft kisses litter your temple and forehead, and toby's fingers pushing any cum that leaked out back into your aching cunt.

"goodnight, pretty."

#smut #creepypasta #creepypasta smut #creepypasta x reader #ticci toby #tobias rogers #ticci toby x reader #ticci toby smut #eyeless jack #ej creepypasta #eyeless jack smut #eyeless jack x reader

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urperfectcinnamonroll07 · 23 days

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Hiii I love your writing so much!! If it’s possible can I request smth with red haired Cheol? I haven’t been able t stop thinking about him ever since the concert 😩

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requested?: yes pairing(s): choi seungcheol x afab!reader genre: fluff, smut warning(s): smut, unprotected sex (wrap it hunnies), oral (f recieving), slight mention of alcohol (wine), not proof read (i'm a lazy bitch, dont judge) summary: 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵. word count: 1.8k a/n: omd his red hair is going to be the actual death of me!! hope this satisfies what you were looking for anon:). remember to eat and drink something, love yas, mwah! (P.s i am actually so sorry i haven't been active that much, i haven't had a lot of time or the motivation for a lot lately, but i promise i will try my hardest to pull myself together and write more lol, or i will let yous know if i am going on a break, but love yas and thanks soooooo much for the support and love you all are giving my account!) (Pps i got very lazy with this if you cant tell, so there isnt a lot of mention of his red hair sorryyyyy)

you were the first person to see cheol’s new hair. he had texted you to come over “urgently” but, oh boy, were you in for a treat.

you got to his house and practically pounded on the door for him to open up, when he opened the door, you looked up at his slightly taller frame urgently, asking what was wrong frantically when you cut yourself off. he was standing there, gorgeous as ever, with bright cherry coloured hair. your mouth fell agape.

he looked so sexy, it was almost like a flip was switched inside of you that made you want to worship him, fall to your knees and worship him like he was your god, because, hell, he looked like one.

“you don’t like it?” he said, and his face fell. you were quick to shake your head and take his face in your hands, kissing him passionately.

“don’t like it? honey, i love it” you say as you both pull away.

he was then even quicker to smile and grab your neck, pulling you in for another hot kiss, but this one was less like the other that was sweet and sensual, no, this one was a lot more frantic and needy. but, oh lord, none of you cared. you felt cheol’s tongue swipe at your bottom lip, asking for entrance, to which you gladly accepted. he grabbed your waist with his free hand and pulled you through the doorway into the threshold before closing the door and pinning you against it, his palm flush against your throat. you let out a small whimper as he pulled away.

“well, with that kiss, i think i can tell you like my hair, sweetheart” he teases, taking both of his hands away from your body and walking off towards the kitchen.

“where are you going?” you call out.

“you want a drink, sweetheart?” he calls out, ignoring your question, you make your own way towards the kitchen.

“you aren’t gonna fuck me?” you ask, ignoring his question as he did yours.

“not yet, gonna make my sweet girl wait, get her all worked up so she gets exactly what she wants later on tonight” he says nonchalantly, grabbing two wine glasses before grabbing a bottle of wine from the cabinet above the sink.

he then fills the two glasses up before turning around to hand you the glass, but you weren’t there. instead, you had silently made your way towards the living room, sitting on the sofa furthest from the kitchen and turning away towards the window and looking out of it. cheol made his way over to you quickly, placing the glass on the small side table beside the side of the sofa you were sat on. cheol tried to get you to look at him, but instead you looked straight ahead, where he wasn’t. cheol made his way in front of you, standing up.

you moved your head to the right hand side, again, avoiding looking at him. but cheol wasn’t having this, so he grabbed your chin with his right hand and made you look up at him. he looked down at you with a stern gaze, to which you certainly grew shy under. you don’t know what it was, but it was something about the way he grabbed your chin, or maybe it was the way he made you look up at him, whatever it was, it made you wet, and incredibly horny.

you swallowed thickly as he spoke.

“we can either watch a movie, and you can wait for me to fuck you tonight, or you don’t get to cum at all for the next week. your choice” you blinked once, then twice. he wasn’t joking.

“fine” you say and cross your arms, bringing your face down to not look at him again. cheol moved your head back up to look at him, this time more forcefully.

“fine, what, princess?” he asked

“we’ll watch a movie then” you almost grumble

“such a good girl” he coos, smiling down at you before letting your chin go and going to close the curtains, then grabbing the tv remote and sitting next to you, putting his arm around you to pull you closer. you two then chose a movie together before settling down and watching it.

•❦︎•

about half an hour later, you were getting worked up. cheol was looking good, just sitting there, and it was almost impossible to stay still. you had your legs strung across cheol’s lap, so any movement you made with your thighs, he would know. you had your back against the sofa arm, cheol’s arm resting on the back of the sofa with his hand drawing soft circles on your shoulder.

it was unintentional when you did it, almost as if your body took over, but you rubbed your thighs together, and cheol looked over at you, with a raised brow. you quickly looked away and pretended to watch the movie, he knew you weren’t. you could still feel his eyes on you a few minutes later, so you decided to push your luck a little further and move your thighs again, just to create at least some friction for your growing wetness between your legs.

“fuck” you heard him mutter, and god, did it sound angelic. you did it again a few minutes later, and then again, and again, and again, until you could feel him growing hard underneath your right thigh.

but you still didn’t look at him, you couldn’t. you knew he would be angry at you, but you still decided to test your luck since he hadn’t done anything about your behaviour yet. so you did it again. this time, it earned a low groan from him, a sound you could have sworn by to be the most gorgeous thing you had ever heard.

“fuck it” you hear him mutter, before a hand is grabbing your neck, and he is on top of you, his lips attach to yours almost instantly, and you gasp. taking this opportunity to his advantage, cheol slips his tongue inside of your mouth, letting your tongues explore each other’s mouths, but it wasn’t long before cheol pulled away again, kissing and biting down your neck, it was sure to leave a mark by tomorrow.

his other free hand, glided down to your waist, to your lower stomach, pressing down to keep your hips down when you tried to grind them up against him. he was quick to rid your shirt and bra, throwing it across the room and sucking on one of your tits. the movie was long forgotten by now. the sucking didn’t last until he moved down your body again, leaving marks on the way and slowly, but surely pulling your shorts down.

it didn’t take long before he was smirking up at you.

“all this for me and i didn’t even touch you? wow princess, i’m flattered” he smirked, hooking a finger in your panties before ridding them, throwing them across the living room.

you looked down at the sight in between your legs, and fuck, did he look attractive. he was looking up at you, his brown eyes piercing into yours, you wanted him to eat you, so bad.

“please cheol” you whimper “please put your mouth on me” you almost moan out.

he just simply smirks before nodding and getting to work. he let out a low groan as his mouth came into contact with your pussy. he licked a stripe up your folds, gathering your juices on his tongue before stopping at your clit. he didn’t waste much time to getting to sucking you.

he sucked your clit as it his life depended on it, as he did most nights when you were both about to go to bed and he just climbed in between your legs and ate you out until you passed out from how much you took, how many times you came. but it wouldn’t be like that tonight, not likely anyways.

he was quick with how he sucked on your clit, and how his tongue stimulated your clit. he almost had you cum on his face, but just as your moans got louder and your sounds sped up, signalling to him that you were close, he pulled away just as fast. you whined when you felt his tongue leave, the warmth of his mouth somehow evaporating just like the feeling of your oncoming orgasm.

“good girls don’t get to cum when they were being a tease” cheol says in that teasing voice of his.

“m’ sorry, please let me cum” you whimper out, cheol just stares at you, expecting you to say more in order for you to be able to cum. “please let me cum, i promise i’ll be good, i swear” you practically beg.

“fine, i guess i’ll let you cum since you asked so nicely” he says, feigning an annoyed sigh.

then he gets on top of you, quickly ridding himself of his shirt and bottoms, pulling his already hardened dick from his underwear. he smirked as he looked at you, having seen your pupils widen upon seeing his dick. his eyes were filled with lust and passion as he grabbed your chin for the umpteenth time to look up at him, his face was holding his infamous smirk as he swiftly slid his dick inside of you.

he waited a few seconds for you to adjust before he started moving his hips s his dick was sliding in and out of you in the most delicious way possible. but the feeling got even more delicious when cheol started speeding up so his hips were practically pistoling in and out of you, making your moans even louder. cheol leaned down to press open-mouthed kisses to your neck, still thrusting as hard as ever.

he had his hands on your hips to keep you still while he pounded into you, skin slapping against skin echoing off the walls as well as your loud moans, that were getting louder by the minute when cheol decided to put his thumb on your clit and begin rubbing harshly, making you feel ten times better. you let out an especially loud moan when he hit that spot inside of you that made you see stars, the part that made you feel like you were about to cum as soon as he hit it for the first time that night.

you felt him smirk against your neck as your moans started to get louder and louder, cheol knew you were close, but didn’t stop, chasing his own orgasm as well.

not long later, you reached your peak, your juices spilling all over his cock as you came harder than you ever had in your life, but you weren’t complaining. your vision blacked out for a few seconds as you came down from your high, seeing cheol smirking down at you, having came himself.

“holy fucking shit, that was hot” he spoke out, you said nothing but just nodded, “lets get you in the shower, yeah?” you again, just nodded as cheol picked you up and carried you bridal style to the bathroom.

#choi seungcheol x reader #kpop #seventeen #smut #choi seungcheol #seungcheol x reader #choi seungcheol smut

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randoimago · 1 year

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I would like to request letters K, A, T for Dariax~

Alphabet Headcanons

Fandom: Critical Role

Character(s): Dariax Zaveon

Type of Request: Alphabet Headcanons

Note(s): Yeah okay, I see what you did anon. I appreciate you ❤️

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Dariax only shows affection to those close to him. Lots of "I got your back" and being pressed up to the other person. He's perfectly fine with hand holding and side hugs too.

Likes to give pats on the back too. Even if that seems like a small thing, he still does it (although it might just be a pat on the thigh with his height).

He's not the best with words or thinking of what words to use, but he does his best to make it clear that he's always there no matter what.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

If he's in a silly, goofy mood then he'll gladly make the most obnoxious (but endearing) "MWAH" noise as he gives a big wet kiss to you. Besides that, he attempts to be gentle but he's so eager and happy to give you kisses that they might be a tad on the forceful side (he makes up for it with another kiss).

Many, many face kisses. He's not trying to be teasing by not just giving a kiss on the lips, he wants to cover as much ground as he can. Also he might be a tad shy so kisses on the cheeks, forehead, and nose help him get the courage to plant one on the mouth.

He would very much like the favor returned. A kiss for every one he gave you, please and thank you. Dariax will gladly hum as he waits for you to kiss his cheeks or forehead. Very much not picky where he gets a kiss.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

When it comes to dates, not much effort required as he sees doing the simplest things with you as a date. Going on a walk or having a shopping episode? If he's paired with you then boom, it's a date! At least in his mind it is, even if nothing too romantic happens.

Now anniversaries and gifts get more thought put into them. Monthly anniversaries would probably get like a small gift, he remembers them, but when you've had him for years that's when he goes a lot more all out with romance! Tries to pull for a candlelit dinner with live music (he owes Dorian quite a bit for this).

Effort in everyday tasks really depends. He, of course, would like to make you happy by getting things done. Definitely doesn't hold back in fights (unless it's like sparring then he might go easier because he doesn't want to hurt his friends). But I can also see him putting off some things until the last minute. Cleaning isn't really for him, but he tries if you ask him.

#critical role x reader #dariax x reader #dariax zaveon x reader

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maikawa · 3 years

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hi hi im not rlly sure if u take requests for specific characters bcs u didnt specify it in ur rules i dont think or maybe i didnt see it hehe..(◎_◎;).. but can i request for haikyuu boys headcanons to a sub with big doe eyes. preferably if u could do kuroo iwaizumi & osamu 😵‍💫

haikyuu boys + doe-eyed sub

— haikyuu boys who love their s/o's who stare at them with big wide eyes while they fuck 'em and just stare

kuroo tetsuro + iwaizumi haiime + osamu miya

nsfw

warnings :: implied virgin! reader, corruption (teensy bit) praise, himbo! reader as well, petnames

mai's note :: anon!! you have big brain, thanks for requesting mwah, writer's block hitting me hard:'(( my writing kinda sucks here lol

kuroo tetsuro

he loves to see you stare at him, mouth agape and blankets of sweat and tears covering your face. big wide doe eyes watching how his length slips inside you so easily, a smile on his face. "shit— you always look like that, look so innocent but you're such a slut f'me."

you turn your head just to pout at him, not mattering that you had your legs spread, his hands diligently spreading them, a satisfied groan escaping your boyfriend's lips when he stares back at you, tears falling down your fat cheeks that makes him bottom out, tip kissing the tip of your cervix before he came all over your insides.

you hiss loudly, kuroo pulling out slowly and kissing your forehead. "can't help myself, specially when you look at me like that, baby. so pretty like always for me."

iwaizumi hajime

when he first started seeing you, a girl almost 7 years younger than him, he was nervous, but when you looked at him like that, wide-eyed and innocent, he can't help but take that innocence away.

he has you leaning against his chest, two fingers buried deep inside you while he eagerly listens to your sinful moans, your face buried at the side of his shoulder, his free hand grabbing your cheeks to make you look at him then back at the sight of your insides swallowing his fingers.

eyes as wide as ever. he thinks you look so precious, watching intently. "you need to learn how to please yourself baby, 'm not always gonna be around to do it for you."

you just nod meekly, squeaking that you're not gonna be good at it, and he chuckles. "gonna teach you some lessons okay, and when daddy's away, you're gonna send me videos, showing me how much you've missed me, and how much you've learned from me. you're a good girl, right?"

osamu miya

he's just a sweetheart everytime you two do it, teaching you, his apparently innocent partner how to do things right, and you just nod and moan and stare at him with wide eyes, he swears he could see hearts in your pupils whenever you get pounded, biting your pretty red lips.

and when you complain that it hurts, and hiccup like a poor little baby, he shushes you. "my good girl can take it, you can right? yeah you can." his pretty grey hair brushing against you as he praises you, "you can do it, for me baby?" he whispers all the time, and when you whisper back a quiet yes, he smiles. but when you really get into it, you moan like there's no tomorrow.

sultry moans of his name "'samu!!" and the occasional grip of the sheets make him wonder about your innocence, what with your begging and groans about wanting him to cum inside you like a whore, maybe the wide-eyed appearance fooled osamu.

@maikawa

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elysianslove · 3 years

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maʼam do you have any megumi or reki drabbles to spare 🤲🏼🤲🏼👁️ if not, dw, bc i can also just reread. like. seriously, your writing is so delicious 🤩

HELLO YES OF COURSE OF COURSE. OF COURSEJEJEKEKD

HAVE BOTH BC I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. ALSO I LOVE Y O U SO MUCH YOURE SO SWEET PLS

feral megumi brainrot

megumi’s pretty compliant in bed, you’d say. he’s putty in your hands the moment you place them on him, brushing your palms along his torso, your fingers hovering and teasing at his hips and thighs as you slowly lead up to riding him, taking your time as you sink down onto his lap, his cock nudging deep inside of you. and he’s always making the sweetest sounds with you, looks so pretty when his eyes get dewy and hazy, when he cries out for you, when his chest heaves for you, when his skin flushes for you.

but sometimes, sometimes, it’s the complete opposite.

sometimes, you find yourself on your knees, your ass raised, thighs smacking against his as he fucks into you from behind, your hair twisted and knotted in his fist. he’s brutal, vicious, unforgiving, menacing, and it’s because he never gets like this. it’s a once in a lifetime moment, where he’s so— harsh with you. where he pulls at your hair even harder, so hard it hurts, so hard it forces your head back, your back arching deeper, further, his cock buried so deep within you, the tip tickling your cervix at this angle.

he doesn’t stop, even when your thighs and ass are red from the brutal fucking, or when your throat is hoarse from the screaming and crying, or when you’ve cum a thousand times. it’s like he wants to ruin you, properly.

at some point your hair untangled from his fist, and you fall, unsupported, onto the mattress, finding leverage in the sheets as you grip them tightly and as you sob, heart-wrenchingly sob, into the bed. your body’s going numb, burning with oversensitivity. your cunt’s a mess around his cock, drooling and drenching him, still somehow unbelievably tight, sucking him in so well. and he tells you that much.

he’s not too much of a talker, not when he’s like this, reserving to more noises, the most beautiful of, than anything. but sometimes, he spares you a few words, telling you how pretty your cunt looks ruined like this, for him, all for him, how you’re so good, so tight, around him, that you’re his perfect little plaything, hm? and it all goes straight to the knot tightening in your stomach. it all deepens the clouds surrounding your mind, hazes it over, has your eyes rolling back and your mouth dumbly falling open as you wet the mattress with your drool.

his hands, so big and large, are squeezing at your hips, so rough, so hard, so bruising, helping himself fuck into you, before they travel to your ass, kneading and squeezing roughly, turning the skin a bright red. his thumbs reach over to where your cunt is stretching out around him, and he strokes at your lips, spreads you more as he watches himself disappear within you, watches as you swallow him whole.

no wonder, no wonder, he gets like this sometimes. who could ever hold back with someone like you at arm’s reach anyways? of course you were his weakness. of course.

the first time you gave reki a blowjob, he came all too quick and landed some in your eye, which had you squinting for the rest of the day. it was a little too embarrassing for him to look back at back then, and it honestly still is to this day, but to you, it’s a reminder, a reminder of how much he’s grown. and it’s pretty hilarious.

but now, now reki sits above you so much more confident than he used to be. while months ago he was shy, cautious, too careful, and a stuttering, awkward mess, he’s now a lot more relaxed, a lot more trusting. where he’d jump and squeak at the tiniest of movements, at the simple brush of your fingers against him, a small flick of your tongue to the head, he now leans into the touch, sinks into the feeling and trusts in you.

it’s why you agree to something different this time.

he spreads his legs wider for you, letting you settle more comfortably before him as your hand reaches for his cock. your spit on your palm and the precum he oozes makes the process a lot smoother, a lot easier, as you fist at his cock, slowly, tugging lightly, squeezing at the tip and lowering your hand all down to the base. your grip on him is a relieving one, tight and warm and firm, but reki can never, ever, compare it to the feel of your mouth.

your tongue darts out to kitten lick at the tip, swirling it slightly and poking at the slit as your hand continues to very slowly stroke him. he had already been hard to begin with, but with all this borderline teasing, his cock feels so much heavier in your hand, the tip darkening as he grows more and more desperate.

and so, finally, you look up at him, his dick inches away from your face, throbbing in your hand, and ask him, “do you wanna fuck my mouth, baby?” and it’s another reminder of how much he’s grown. his dick twitches in your hand, and he looks visibly pained as he groans deeply at your words, at your suggestion, at your offer. but still, he contains his self control, because if there’s anything being with you has taught him, is that patience is key.

he nods, nods so urgently he feels his neck sprain, and lets you guide his hands to the back of your head. you bring your hand to his cock, your lips obediently falling open, tongue sticking out as you push his cock into your mouth. slowly, you lower your head, taking more and more of him, sucking and hollowing out your cheeks and slurping until he sits nestled in your throat, your loud swallowing and soft humming keeping away at any gag reflexes.

reki, above you, is already shivering, eyes wide and pupils blown as he gapes down at you. it’s not his first time watching you take his dick down your throat. again, the first time you’d done it, aside from his first blowjob in general, he’d came the moment your throat squeezed around his tip. and although every other time after that he’s gotten better and better at enjoying it for longer, at letting it last, at dragging it out for as long as possible, he remembers what you’d consented to just a minute ago, and he thinks, fuck patience.

his hands are shaky as they grip at your head, as his fingers tangle in your hair. it doesn’t take long for him to find a rhythm, no time at all before he’s pushing your head down in time with the thrust of his hips up. you’re making so much of a mess, gagging and coughing as drool and spit pools on his lap, sticky with precum as he fucks up into you. he thinks you look so pretty like this, eyes red and watery, lips swollen and wet, staring up at him so pleadingly and desperately.

and god, he— he’s fucking gorgeous. there’s a tightness in his jaw for a few, teeth gritted as he suppresses any noises he wants to make, before it all dissolves into a blissed out expression, eyes fluttering and mouth parted, skin flushed as red as his hair. he’s gripping your hair so tightly as he fucks up into you, so hard it almost hurts, and the praises he sings for you are stirring up a swarm of butterflies in your stomach: telling you that he loves you, loves you so much, he’s thanking you, thanking you, thanking you—

and when he cums, he holds you to him, head buried in his lap and throat full of his cock until you’re thrashing in his hold. he spills and spills and spills, pulling you off of him only to watch his cock weakly shoot cum at your lips and chin. still, the fact that you grin at him, so cutely, so prettily, has him carelessly pulling you in for a searing kiss, swearing upon the fact that he loves you, loves you so much, loves you so, so, so much—

goodNIGHT. idk if this is actually good cause im half asleep rn 😭 but yk, the brainrot is real, so — i hope u like this anon! mwah <3

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realcube · 3 years

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haikyuu!! boys with a s/o that becomes clingy/affectionate while drunk

characters: kyōtani, kenma, iwaizumi, matsukawa and bokuto

thank you anon for this marvellous request mwah

ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP!

tw// drinking, suggestive themes, sexual references, swearing

Kentarō Kyōtani

kyōtani was used to having a cool, laid-back s/o who was just as awkward about physical touch as he was

i mean, that’s kinda a part of the reason he liked you so much - so y’all could get over your awkwardness together

so imagine his surprise when his usually level-headed, calm s/o came stumbling out of the club, a blubbering mess and threw themselves into his arms, wailing something about a maths test

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONS THAT FLOODED HIS MIND IN THAT ONE MOMENT OMFG ADFGHJKL

he was like ‘omg why are they touching me? i kinda like it- wait are they crying? tf? i ain’t ever seen them cry before- should i help them? lord everyone is looking at us now. so what the fuck do i do- AYE DON’T TOUCH ME THERE’

so he had no choice but to dip with you flung over his shoulder lol

he took you back to your shared apartment and forced you to drink some water and instead of ordering a take-out, he just gave you his leftover burrito which he took to the club smh

it was probably cold

but that was the best he could think of at the time bc he simply needed to shut you up with food bc the alcohol in your system was causing you to become especially touchy, hence resulting in kyōtani getting especially aroused

but the last thing he’d do is fuck you while you’re drunk and i firmly believe that despite the fact kyōtani is a bit of a lout - he still has like a basic moral compass

but i mean if you kept being so damn suggestive then it was gonna be a lot harder for him to resist his urges

you were rubbing him up and shit, calling him every pet name in the book so ofc he just stuck a burrito in your mouth and went ‘stfu 😡’

the painful part was that he was silently enjoying it too (┬┬﹏┬┬)

(though, he was red from blushing lol, not anger)

and he wasn’t used to it either so obviously he was gonna get flustered, i mean, everything was happening all at once

oh and you told him ‘i love you’ and he literally combusted like lord have mercy on this man

just that morning you were calling him your ‘annoying rat boyfriend’ (jokingly, ofc) and now you love him?-

that wasn’t the first time you told him that you loved him but he was still blushing none the less

and he stammered out a ‘love you too’ PRAYING that you wouldn’t remember any of this the following day

anyway, he cuddled you to sleep and railed you as soon as you sobered up - the end ❤

Kenma Kozume

pov: you’re kenma happily being a wallflower in the club then your s/o approaches you, demanding for you to fuck them

- ok, end of POV -

anyway, your speech was slurred so kenma wasn’t really sure if that was what you were asking him to do but if it was, he would’ve happily obliged if it wasn’t for the fact you were clearly drunk

mans was blushing though

bc y’all hardly ever do it but now - all of a sudden - you were tightly wrapped around him, garbling erotic threats into his ear

kenma was worried at first but you were like..really weak

so it wasn’t hard to get you off his torso, usher you out of the club and grip your hand as he ordered a taxi

also kenma had read enough wattpad fanfictions to know how to deal with someone while they’re drunk

but none of those fanfictions ever mentioned a single thing about how to deal with yourself while your partner is drunk

like seriously..he was in pain

both from the throbbing erection he had and the aching embarrassment he felt - both stemming from the fact you tried to give him a lap dance in taxi ✋ please oml

anyway, he took you back to his apartment and insisted that you have a few slices of the left-over pizza in the fridge along with a glass of water

after you changed into your pyjamas, you had clearly sobered up slightly as you could now compose coherent sentences

but that wasn’t any better for him bc now you were draped over him, whimpering into his ear about how much you love him

‘i’m so lucky to have you, kenma. i love you so much. you remind me of my first cat - you’re such a cat- i mean, blessing..you’re such a blessing.’

ngl, at that point he would be at a loss for words, just deciding to hug you until you fall asleep

like he finds it so cute that you’re finally opening up to him about how you feel as you’re usually quite composed and restrained

but also- what does he do now?

you eventually fell asleep in his arms and the next day, you woke up to kenma having made breakfast and telling you how much he adores you which was..confusing, to say the least

he told you about how you acted when you were drunk and to say you were embarrassed would be an understatement

also, he’ll tease you about it for the rest of your life ;)

Hajime Iwaizumi

literally all you had to do was send him a text like ‘iwa...,,.,...ily so mycj ❤’’ and he’s already waiting in the line to get into the club lol

he marches in there, finds you, grabs your hand and drags you home

let’s hope that your friends know what iwaizumi looks like so they don’t have to just watch a random guy haul you out the club-

and tries to act all like angry iwaizumi >:( but when you are trailing behind him, muttering about how amazing he is, he becomes more like angy iwa grrr (* ￣︿￣)

by that, i mean that angry iwaizumi would bring you home and lecture on how irresponsible it is to get so intoxicated

but angy iwa just takes care of you but with a disapproving scowl

and angry iwaizumi would make nasty, bitchy remarks about how inappropriate your outfit is

while angy iwa would be like ‘babe, your outfit is lovely but maybe wear something different next time, idk....’

either way, he takes good care of you

he makes sure you eat (and he cooks good food btw - he doesn’t make you eat leftovers lmao)

he lets you change into more comfortable clothes

he ensures that you don’t die in the shower

and he forces you to go to bed

but all of that is rather difficult when you’re clinging to him like your life depends on it, raving on about how sweet of a boyfriend he is and covering his face sloppy kisses

his original plan was to go train some more in his gym (yes, there is a gym in y’alls house-) but when you were peppering his cheek in kisses, begging him to stay with you for whatever reason, of course he didn’t have the balls to leave

so he ended up laying like a log in bed as you cuddled up to him like koala, resting your head in his chest and allowing him to run his hand through your hair as you slept

in that moment - as he stared down at your tranquil figure - he realised how grateful he was for moments like these, as he finally got see a side of you that he knew you’d almost never exhibit when you’re sober

like yeah, you often tell him how much you love him but he can always tell that it’s as if you’re setting aside your pride to say such a thing but now, you’re gushing on about it with the most genuine look in your eyes, he can tell that you’re being completely sincere

and to say that he adores it would be an understatement

so yeah, you were kind of a pain while drunk but you were also the most adorable thing that iwaizumi had ever laid his eyes on (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Issei Matsukawa

ok so the only reason matsukawa wasn’t getting drunk with you was bc the first time y’all got drunk together he got fined for public indecency and you got done for public intoxication

so you decided that it was best (for your wallets) if you took turns getting tipsy

emphasis on ‘tipsy’ bc you both went to the bar together (along with a few friends) and you promised matsukawa that you’d only have a few drinks

so please explain to him why he is now having to carry you bridal style out of the bar because you are too hammered to walk properly

and he was kinda grumpy bc he had to leave his friends mid-conversation bc not only were you pestering him but also, the erotic things you were whispering in his ear caused him to get a boner

and he was getting weird looks from people as he carried you home but that was the least of his problems tbh- he didn’t even notice lol

the biggest issue on his mind rn was the fact that you made him hard yet you can’t help him bc you’re drunk smh

like he was tempted at first bc you seemed down to do it but he quickly came back to reality and realised how morally incorrect that’d be

so he was mumbling curses the whole way home just to tune you out bc if he paid any more attention to the racy promises you were muttering in his ear- he’d explode

he’s alright at taking care of you like he isn’t iwaizumi’s level of caring but he’s a close second, i mean he’s gotten drunk plenty of times so he knows the basics

he was like ‘drink water idk lol ’

anyway, once he handled himself he wasn’t too fazed by your lustful advances

and he was so smug about it too deadass like ‘keep talkin’ me up, (y/n), you ain’t getting shit until you’re sober.’

smh ANYWAY he thinks you’re so charming when you’re like lovey-dovey drunk but SO annoying when you’re horny drunk bc like- he can’t get some (T_T)

Kōtarō Bokuto

best for last 👌

ok anyway he’s an athlete and he doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time- he’s forever drunk tbh- drunk on life :)

so while you’re getting hammered with your pals, he’s doing stupid shit while sober lol

once you both rendezvous outside the club to head home and you’re absolutely steamin- he’s just like ‘hi, babe! how’s your night been?’

SO OBLIVIOUS OML

anyway, he drives back to y’alls house and since you’re fatigued at first, you spent 90% of the car ride sleeping

but when you get home, more awake, you’re all up on him

but you’re not like sensual drunk- more like..emotional drunk but with love 🥺

so basically you are sobbing into his chest about whatever and bc he is an such empath he will start crying too, or at least get a bit emotional

you could say something like, ‘omg, bo. i hardly get to see you because you’re at work so often- i wish i could spend more time with you. i miss you so much’ ╯︿╰

and he would deadass reply whole-heartedly while weeping into your shoulder, ‘I’M QUITTING VOLLEYBALL, (Y/N)!!’

(ok, so maybe he was a bit tipsy too- but like..definitely not has drunk as you)

he has no idea where to start when it comes to taking care of you but he tries (´◡` ‘)

at the very least, he ensures that you don’t having any more alcohol and that you don’t die somehow

he’s v overprotective though

you could be getting a fork to eat your instant-noodles with and he’ll be like

‘apologies ✋ but i cannot allow you to handle such a dangerous weapon while intoxicated. maybe eat with a spoon instead, idk.’ /h

other than that, he just cuddles you to sleep and deals with you in your badly hungover state the next day

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randompurplepanthergorl · 2 years

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More Eddsworld shipping incorrect quotes cause I can and said I was gonna do part two

I was bored again, this time I'll list the ships included

Last time we just had:

Tommatt (Tom x Matt)

Tordedd (Tord x Edd)

Markuardo (Mark x Eduardo)

JonTodd (Jon x @binbunbaka 's Todd)

But THIS time around these ships will be included along side these new ones

MarkTodd (Mark x Bin's Todd (I prefer JonTodd and Markuardo but I wanted to include this ship cause I also found this really cute okay- That and Bin seamed to like that ship idea in one of their posts))

Todduardo (My Todd x Eduardo (the jungle lover Aussie and the angry Spanish glow-stick have some potential in my opinion (And yes have a healthy relationship, a weird hate-at-first-glance kinda ish one but a happy healthy one))

Paultryk (IDFK Their actual ship name if that's not it but it's Paul x Patryck)

Pattord (Patryck x Tord)

MattMark (Or is is MarkMatt? Martt? IDFK- It's Mark x Matt-)

PauPatTord (Or whatever the hell their ship name is- It's Paul x Patryck x Tord-)

Now here we go! (yes some quotes are reused from the last post what cha gonna do sue me?(/j but seriously some are reused-))

Also since it does not get confusing on the Todd's since both of their names are "Todd" I'll label them, Bin's Todd will go by his name while mine will go by "Aussie Todd" since my Todd's Australian while Bin's is French

Also don't ask why I'm trying to mimic Aussie Todd/my Todd's accent in the text while I'm not trying to mimic ANY of the other characters accents

Todd: Your smile? It makes my day.

Jon: Your happiness? I live for that.

Eduardo: A room? Get one.

Mark: Hotel? Trivago.

Jon: Truth or dare?

Aussie Todd: Truth.

Jon: I dare you to kiss Eduardo.

Aussie Todd, already getting up: Alright, fine.

Mark: …But he didn’t even pick dare??

Eduardo: I know.

Tom, about Matt: If my boyfriend thinks he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he’s absolutely right.

Eduardo: Mark, there’s something I need to ask you-

Mark: Finally! You’re proposing!

Eduardo: How’d you know?!

Mark: Edu, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Eduardo:

Mark: I even picked it up once.

Tom: *is unconscious*

Matt: Oh no! He isn’t breathing!

Tom: *opens his eyes*

Matt, not paying attention: Looks like I’m going to have to give him mouth to mouth!

Tom: *closes his eyes*

Patryck: I’m dating Tord.

Paul: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.

Eduardo, about Aussie Todd: I asked him out.

Mark: Oh, I’m sorry.

Eduardo: Why?

Mark: Well, I assume he said no.

Eduardo: No, he said yes.

Mark: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

Eduardo: I hate those stupid romcoms where the person likes the other and NEVER does anything about it! Like, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING!

Mark, awkwardly: Hahaha, right!

Paul: Did you tell anybody that we’re engaged?

Patryck: Yes, Paul, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we’re engaged.

Paul: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.

Patryck: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we’re engaged.

[Eduardo and Laurel just broke up]

Mark: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?

Jon: About a month.

Todd: Really? I’d say three to four.

Matt: Half hour.

Mark, pointing to Matt: Interesting…

(This one was sent to me Via my ask box by an anon and I really liked it so I included it in the post so thanks anon whoever you are!)

Eduardo: Check out this new show I found!

Mark: Eduardo, this is just the evening news.

Reporter: THIS JUST IN. NUMERO UNO HAS BLOWN UP TOWN HALL!

Mark: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Eduardo: SURPRISE! Let me give you a criminal kiss! Mwah!

Eduardo: I think... Mark is in love with me.

Edd: Congratulations. You're officially the last person to know.

Eduardo, about Todd: Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Mark: He could hear me.

Tom: You’re the love of my life. I’d do anything for you.

Matt: Get a decent sleep schedule and eat three meals a day.

Tom: …

Tom: No.

[Tom, Matt, Edd, and Tord are at the movies]

Tord and Edd: *Both reach for the popcorn at the same time and their fingers touch. And they look into each others eyes*

Matt and Tom: *Both reach for the popcorn*

Matt: Get the fuck off my popcorn.

Mark: I kissed Todd.

Eduardo: Wow… I owe Jon so much money-

Paul: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Patryck: I have been for the past year, but’s thanks for noticing.

Tom: Please don’t kill me! I have a boyfriend!

Murderer: Do you think I care about that?

Tom: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

Matt in vampire form kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

Matt's grandma over Skype: If you married, why we never see your husband?

Matt: *tilts the camera down to show Tom standing a little behind him*

(haha Tom's short)

Mark: Hey, are you a painting?

Eduardo: What?

Mark: Because I want to nail you against the wall.

Todd: Oh, thank god. I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang him-

Todd: I wanted to kiss you today.

Mark: Why didn’t you?

Todd: I can’t reach your face

Matt, trying to put on a dress: Tom, can you help me with this zipper?

Tom: Sure.

Matt:

Matt, his face red: UP!

Tom: Right. Sorry.

(He'd slay in a dress we all know it)

Patryck, about Tord: What a jerk. I can’t believe I’m going to make out with him.

Paul: Well, you don’t have to…

Patryck: Nah, I’m gonna.

Jon: Edu, what’s that on your neck? Is that a hickey?

Eduardo, blushing: No! Uhh, it’s a mosquito bite!

Mark, entering: Hey guys!

Jon: Hey, mosquito.

Patryck: Look, dude, don’t think I’m a sap, but I think… I think I might be in love with Tord...

Paul, sipping an Alcohol-Red Bull concoction while still smoking: Took you long enough. Marry him. I have a priest on speed dial. I can set something up. Right now.

Eduardo, at Aussie Todd right after he threatens him: You know, I feel scared and attracted to you at the same time.

Tom and Matt: *making out*

Edd: Do you guys need anything? Some snacks?

Tord: A condom?

Eduardo: *screaming in Spanish*

Mark: I KNOW! I KNOW!

Jon: You can understand him?

Mark: No. I just know the phrase “Mark, this is all you’re fault!” in Spanish.

(I actually hc Mark to know Spanish via Duolingo and it's not really romantic I just did this cause I thought it was funny)

Eduardo, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Jon: Mark's in the kitchen.

Jon: So are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Eduardo: I’m a knife.

Mark, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Eduardo, talking about Aussie Todd: He is crazy hot! He could kick me in the face any day.

Mark: Todd’s foot is too good for your face.

(I like to think that if my Todd and Eduardo fell in love Eduardo was the first to fall and it was because of the fact he's tough and I hc Eduardo to be a masochist (He gives me those vibes- Bite me.) so he ended up oddly being into whenever Todd roundhouse kicked or hit him for bullying Jon-)

Paul: Alright, just relax. When he gets over here, just tell him how you feel.

Patryck, very nervous: Okay…

Red Leader Tord, entering: Hello Paul. Hello Pa-

Patryck: YOU GOT A NICE ASS!!

Paul, mentally facepalming: Well. That's something at least...

Aussie Todd, about Eduardo: And then he looked at me like any guy wants to be looked at…

Jon and Mark: Awwwww! That’s so sweet!

Aussie Todd: With fear in his eyes.

Jon and Mark: …

Tord: AWWWWWW!

Tord: Okay, rule number one of horror movies, never go off alone. Rule two, if you do go off alone, don’t go in the woods. Rule three, if you DO go off alone in the woods, NEVER make out in the woods or you will DIE in the woods!

Tord: …

Tord: Where's Paul and Patryck?

Matt: Breaking rules one through three.

(Relax they'll kill anything that trys to kill them first)

Matt and Tom: 3… 2… 1… Happy New Year!

Matt and Tom: *starts kissing*

Edd: Guys, it’s not even midnight yet! Can you stop making out every time the microwave goes off?!

Eduardo: Let’s watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl!

Aussie Todd: Okay, sura.

Eduardo, trying to hit on him: And make out during the scary parts.

Aussie Todd: …

Aussie Todd: The scary parts.

Aussie Todd: Of Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Matt: I would cuddle with you 23/7.

Mark: Why not 24/7?

Matt: Snack breaks.

Mark: Fair enough.

Paul: You think you’re Mr. Hot Stuff now with your new boyfriend?!

Tord: What? No! I never said that and yeah, maybe Edd is a little better looking than I am but-

Paul: A little?! Okay, I think we can all agree that Patryck is one wicked hot boss.

Patryck: Thanks babe.

Paul: And this dude of yours make him look like a pig!

Patryck, enraged: WHAT?!

Eduardo: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Mark: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Eduardo: Seize the dick.

Tord: Paul, how do I ask Edd out?

Paul: Well, first you-

Patryck: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Tord:

Tord: And you said “Yes”?

Tord: Do you have any pets?

Patryck, remembering that Tord likes sensitive guys: I have a cat.

Tord: Aww! What’s it name?

Patryck, remembering that Tord also likes tough guys: Missile Launcher.

Eduardo, desperately trying to flirt: Your eyes sparkle like the ocean.

Aussie Todd, deadpan: My left eye is gold while my right is coppa.

Eduardo, sweating: Your right eye sparkles like the Hudson river.

Mark: So, I’m thinking a spring, maybe fall wedding. I don’t want it to be too hot, though.

Eduardo: Mark, we’re not even engaged.

Mark, slamming his head on the table: SO THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT!

Tord, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Matt: Edd's in the kitchen.

Tord: I can’t believe you and Pat broke the bed last night!

Tord: Must have been a wild night.

Paul: Haha… Yeah…

[last night]

Patryck: Bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Paul: T r y m e b i t c h.

Jon: I’m going to use the bathroom.

Todd: Make sure you put down the toilet seat!

Jon: Yes dear.

Eduardo: Aww, is that a bit you guys do?

Todd: Yeah, we’re pretending to be you and Mark.

Eduardo: What?! We don’t do that! Mark, tell them we don’t do that!

Mark: Yes dear.

Tom: You wanna make out?

Matt: Can’t you be a little more romantic?

Tom: You wanna make out in the rain?

Patryck: It’s been 15 minutes and Pau still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt?

Tord: Just give him some time.

[Meanwhile]

Paul: *struggling to spell “gorgeous”*

(To be fair, I struggle to spell gorgeous too if I'm not directly looking at the word or am not using a spell checker-)

Mark: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Eduardo: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Mark: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.

Eduardo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Mark: I guess you’re right. Hey Eduardo, I love you.

Eduardo: See! Just say that!

Mark: Holy fucking shit.

Eduardo: If that flies over his head then, sorry Mark, but he's too dumb for you.

Mark: Eduardo.

Patryck: Is something burning?

Paul, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Patryck: Paul, the toaster is literally on fire.

Tord: I want to kiss you.

Patryck, not paying attention: What?

Tord: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Patryck: Relationships should be 50/50. Paul cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Tord: Pat, Paul, where were you?

Patryck: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Paul: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Tord: I love you.

Patryck, not paying attention: What was that?

Tord: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Mark: Where are you going?

Matt: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Mark: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Eduardo, knowing full well that Mark got Matt an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Paul, next to Pat: Are you a painting?

Tord: What-?

Patryck: Because we want to pin you to a wall.

Matt: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

Jon: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eduardo: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Mark walks in*

Eduardo: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Patryck: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Tord, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Paul: Wow, Pat was late too! What a coincidence!

Edd: There's no way he likes me back.

Matt: Tord would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Tom: Tord would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Tom, holding a rock: Matt just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Mark: If you don't marry him, I will.

Tord, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen any of my tops?

Tom: Paul and Patryck are in the kitchen.

Paul: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Tord recently.

Patryck: No, Pau, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Paul: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Patryck: No! You’re the only one for me.

Paul: Is that so?

Patryck: I promise! Tord and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.

Paul: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Patryck: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Paul: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Patryck: Of course bro!

Paul: Bro...

Tord: What the fu-

Patryck: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Tord: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Patryck: He was just staring at my ass, wasn't he.

Paul: Yeah, probably.

Tord: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Aussie Todd: I sleep with a machete.

Tom: Both of you are pathetic.

Tord: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Tom: A vampire.

Edd: Tord, you'll be working with Paul and Patryck.

Tord, with stars in his eyes: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Pau and Pat: >:]

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Tord: *lying* ...Of people on a team.

Mark: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Eduardo: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Jon: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Todd: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

(I say Todd on this one but it could work with Aussie Todd too)

Matt: Do you love Edd?

Tord: Yeah, I do.

Matt: Tom! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Tom: We all love Edd. You should've asked if he was IN love with him.

Tord: I thought that was implied.

Tom: ...

Matt: ...

Tord, looking straight at Tom: Congrats Matt, you just won 100 bucks.

Eduardo: That's ridiculous, Mark doesn't have a crush on me.

Jon: Yes he does.

Todd: Yes he does.

Aussie Todd: Yes he does.

Edd: Yes he does.

Tord: Yes he does.

Matt: Yes he does.

Tom: Yes he does.

Literally EVERYONE else in the EW series: Yes he does.

Mark: Yes I do.

Tord: Patryck kissed me!

Edd: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Tord: It was unbelievable!

Edd: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Matt: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Tom, get the wine and unplug the phone. Tord, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Tord: Oh, it ended very well.

Tom: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Matt: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Tord: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Matt: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?

Tord: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Tom, Edd and Matt: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Patryck eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Paul: Tongue?

Patryck: Yeah.

Paul: Cool.

Paul: Pat's is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Eduardo: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Jon: Tackle him!

Tom: Dump him.

Tord: Kick him in the shin!

Patryck: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Edd: I put the pun in punishment.

Tord: I put the top in unstoppable.

Matt: I put the cute in execute.

Aussie Todd: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Tom: I put the ass in class.

Patryck: I put the D in Paul.

Tom: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

*Jon and Todd are in Paris.*

Jon: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

Todd: But...

Jon: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Todd: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Jon: Yeah.

Todd: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.

Jon: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Todd: Okay, alright.

Aussie Todd: *seductively takes off glasses*

Aussie Todd: Wow...

Eduardo: *blushes* Haha... what?

Aussie Todd: You're really fuckin' blurry.

(Yeah this is why my Todd wears contacts)

Aussie Todd: Did it hurt when you fell-

Eduardo: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Aussie Todd: No, I meant when you fell down tha' stairs.

Eduardo: ...

Aussie Todd: You just laid there for like, 15 minutes.

Eduardo: I think we should kiss.

Aussie Todd: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Paul: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Tord: Elephants.

Paul: Blocked.

Tom: Camels.

Paul: Extra blocked.

Matt: Donkeys.

Paul: Ultra blocked.

Patryck: That dick.

Paul: ...Followed.

#eddsworld #ew edd #ew matt #ew tom #ew tord #ew eduardo #ew mark #ew jon #ew todd #ew paul #ew patryck #eddtord #tommat #markuardo #jontodd #todduardo #paultryk

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mrs-march-ahs · 3 years

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CONGRATULATIONS ON 900 !! 🥺 you deserve every single follower and you’ll be at 1K in no time!! we love you so much!! please don’t put too much pressure on yourself!

you don’t have to do this at all and it’s kind of lame but,,I’d love some evan hc’s with a (gn or male) reader who just- loves spoiling them? truth be told all of these boys have been through a lot and I just wanna take care of them yknow so 👉👈

Reader Spoiling The Evans

THANK YOU!! I LOVE YOU!! That’s sooo sweet, thank you babey<3 it’s mostly gender neutral, until half of Kai, i’m really sorry about that, but i couldn’t really think of many ways to spoil him, there are still a few things for Kai that are neutral!!

I did very specific snuggling with Tatey because @tatesimper wanted it, no problems, I got you darling<3

ALSOOOO I just really quickly wanna say that I made a

roleplay account for James March and Kai Anderson called @murder-daddies,

if you want to send a message on anon (or off!) or follow, that’d be great! I thought it’d be really fun to have an rp account:)

okay, enjoy! :)

Tate

-Loves being spoiled with your attention more than anything else -Any sort of praise or reassurance makes him soft and blushy -He loves cuddling and would melt completely if you initiated cuddles -Him standing at the end of your bed and you open your arms - “c’mere” -He’ll timidly climb and crawl over to you and flop in your arms -He’d love to hold hands with you as you cuddle together -He would love to hear you read to him -Give him big slobbery kisses “mwah” -Obviously listen to him when he talks -Rub his back -Let him lay on your boobies/chest and play with his curls -Share your snacks with him, but feed them to him and he’ll love it -Perfect scenario is watching a film or documentary, Tate laying between your legs while you shovel popcorn into his mouth

Kit

-The best way to spoil Kit is to do things for him or make things for him -He’s grateful every single day that you make dinner and says thank you every single day - “She’s pretty, she can cook, is there anything you can’t do?” -Baking cupcakes or cookies for him is one of his favourite treats as Kit has a huge sweet tooth -Kit loves when you buy him little gifts, even like flowers -Though you don’t have much money, so maybe stick to baking -Although Kit loved when you bought cigarettes for him, or lit them for him, or even occasionally smoked them with him, he would be willing to quit if you wanted him to -You would have to help him and support him to the nth degree -He would come home frustrated after a long day and not have anything to calm him down since he’s trying to not smoke -Let him take his frustration and anger out on you:) -Also tell him that every time he gets an urge to smoke he should kiss you -Which leads to your cheeks always being wet -Listen to him rant about work even though you don’t understand any of the specifics

Franken Kyle

-If you give him literally anything he will treasure it, because you gave it to him so it’s special -If he’s supervising (trying to help, but really just watching) as you cook, you have to give him a spatula to stand and hold so he doesn’t feel useless -He’ll stand there and take his job of holding it very very seriously, and if you take it from him to stir, you have to put it back in his hands -If you put it on the counter, he won’t pick it up he’ll just whine until you give it back to him -He absolutely adores soft cuddly things, so every stuffed animal you give him he cherishes -He earns a present when you leave him with somebody else while you have to go do adulty things -Even though you obviously can take him everywhere if you wanted to, sometimes it’s just easier to leave him at home while you quickly go out and buy food or sort things out -If you leave him with somebody, he doesn’t interact with them much and only needs them to keep an eye on him -But he’s always very whiney when you leave, so if he’s a good boy and stays at home with Cordelia or Fiona, then he gets a stuffed animal brought back -They will not leave his arms, even during dinner -He’ll try very hard to bring them into the bath with him but you won’t let him, so you compromise and leave the stuffed teddy on the sink, facing Kyle so he can watch him have a bath -If you give Kyle a kiss goodnight you have to also kiss the teddy -Kyle loves to cuddle up to you and absolutely loves when you play with his hair or stroke his shoulder or something -Whines if you stop touching him, even for a second to scratch your nose -Wants to be the sole focus of your attention -And he always is

Jimmy

-That boy is a snuggle machine -He loves having you close like most of them do -But he specifically melts at kisses -A single kiss on his cheek or his hand will make his entire day -He’ll automatically smile and put his hand to his cheek where you kissed him, before promptly regretting it as now he can’t feel the imprint of the kiss anymore -Loves when you show you listen to him -He’ll tell you that he’s super worried about doing a certain new act, but he’ll be rambling while you brush your teeth, assuming that you’re not even listening -But then the next day you’ll go with him to the main tent and give him a big smooooch on the cheek and tell him that he’ll kill at his new act -His whole face will light up, not even realising that you really were listening to him -He’ll be so happy and confident from your kiss that he’ll do great at his new act -To really treat him, take him somewhere -He loves the reassurance that you aren’t embarrassed to be around him -He also loves drinking so -Take him to a diner or bar, or to be super special, maybe for his birthday (June 23rd), you could take him on a mini vacation -Save up, and if Miss Elsa is in a generous mood, she can give you a few pennies to help you out -Most likely pay for the taxi to the hotel you booked -Jimmy loves spending time with you so he’ll adore being on a one-on-one holiday with you and just you -Have lots of sexy fun time

James

-He yearns to be with you, feel you, smell you and touch you -Spoiling him with attention and affection will make him melt inside -He also wants to feel comfortable and safe around you -Being there for him and listening to him when he’s a little down or frustrated about something means the world to him -He adores to listen to you too -Before going to bed you take it in turns to talk -Because you love his voice so much he will lay in bed with you snuggled at his side and read aloud The Great Gatsby, or a different book he’s reading -Either a literary classic or a murder mystery -If it’s your turn, you’ll snuggle up to him and stroke his hair -His hair when wet gets a little curly and you tease him about it -Wrap his little curlies around your fingers as you tell him a story about a strong knight in shining armour saving a princess called Y/N from an evil dragon - “Isn’t that a little juvenile, darling?” - “Do you want to know how it ends or not?” - “Apologies, please do continue”

Kai

-The best way to make Kai feel spoiled is just to not make his ‘job’ any harder than it already is -Don’t resist pinky powers or murder missions and just listen to him and be obedient to him -He’ll feel so much more comfortable around you if he doesn’t have to constantly fight with you -Although he wants strong people in his cult, he wants sheep that are devoted to him a lot more -If you murder somebody near him, you’re showing that you’re hard and strong but just be sweet to him -The sweeter you are to him the more vulnerable he’ll become towards you -Letting him talk to you about his parents and how he feels, even if his thoughts don’t make much sense -Honestly, the biggest compliment is Kai coming to talk to you about his feelings, even if his thoughts and feelings don’t make sense -Because if he has it all figured out, he already thought about it for a long time by himself -But if he doesn’t know what to think himself, then clearly he values your input and needs you to help him figure things out -Willingness to do everything for him -Listening to all of his plans and only contributing if he wants you to -I’m sorry, I know you requested gender neutral but the rest is about making babies, Kai is hard -If you’re willing to start a family with him he’ll convince you that the only holy way to do it is to get married first and do it properly -He’ll probably never ask you to marry him or be his s/o, because that’s a little cheesy -He’ll just take you out and take you to a jewellery store with some savings and ask you which ring you like, and then take you to get married -He’ll tell you and reassure you how good of a cause it is that you’re giving him a Messiah -You’re everything he’s ever wanted in a woman -Obedient to him but defiant against everybody else

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sugawara-sweetheart · 3 years

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𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔬𝔶𝔞 𝔶𝔲 (𝔪)

❥nishinoya yū x gn!reader

❥warnings: tw yandere, tw babytrapping, mature, restrains, overstim, praise kink, breeding kink

❣︎anon: can i req yandere noya tying up his s/o and fucking her/them unconscious? with praise and a breeding kink please? thank you, mwah!! 💝💝

without you, nishinoya’s world would cease to exist.

he knows you think he doesn’t have a clue- but he does. he’s smarter than he lets on and he’s known that you’ve been planning it for a while- the internet history of flight tickets, travel brochures, language guides- but he loves you too much to ever let you make it a reality.

you think it’s your last time with him- but he knows it’ll be forever.

you smile against his lips as he presses you to the bed, your arms stretching out for nishinoya to tie them to the headboard. he moans against you, tongue thrashing with yours and your mixed salivas drooling down your chin as he ruts against you, hard throbbing cock pressed against your thigh.

“you’re so beautiful.” he murmurs as he presses kisses down your naked chest, pausing to swirl his tongue around your nipples to make you mewl and twitch. “i love you.” you don’t respond but nishinoya knows you love him too- you’re just too preoccupied with how he uses his tongue on you, making you come undone on his mouth as your moans fill the room and your toes curl into the mattress.

and when he fucks you, it’s even better. every stroke has you filled with warm pleasure, body quivering and your loud moans and tears of sensitivity bleeding into the mattress as nishinoya pounds into you. “you take my cock so well- you’re made for me.” he reminds you as he fills you up with his dick, your hole squeezing tight around him as pleasure rushes through you. it doesn’t matter how many times he makes you cum, he keeps fucking you enough for the stinging oversensitivity to meld into pleasure, bringing another rush of an orgasm. and all he does is moan how much he loves you, how perfect you are, how you’re the light of his life, the only light. the fingers around your throat start to cling too much, your moans growing breathless, eventually silent.

nishinoya doesn’t stop fucking you even when your arms go lack in the restrains and your eyes fall heavy, but when he finally does he’s drenched in sweat but it’s worth it to see your quivering hole full of his cum. it slowly dribbles out, a wet sticky mess and you’re stained in him. nishinoya wants nothing more than for you to become swollen with his kid, tied to him forever. a perfect family with you forever, that’s his perfect dream, enough to make his softening cock hard again to fuck a baby into you properly.

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someone1348 · 3 years

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This is for my lovely best friend who was kind enough to write me a fic! Here's yours! @sleepy--anon i hope you enjoy!

People in this: Ler!Sapnap, Lee!Quackity

(Karlnapity romance so if you dont like that dont read it!)

Tw: like the smallest bit of angst (jealousy) pretty much! Thats it though it's soft! For the most part! And mild cursing!

Plot: While Karl is out on a "business trip" (time travel stuff) he leaves his other two husband's alone and well lets just say it was an eventful evening to say the least

With all that being said enjoyyyy :]

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Jealousy

Tickle fights and Tickling in general was almost an everyday occurrence in the Karlnapity household. It pretty much was second nature to the three.

With that comes ler moods and lee moods poping up left and right. Typically between the three Sapnap was ler the most, followed by Quackity with Karl most of the time being lee, nothing bad of course, they loved the dynamic of everything from this specific thing to how their relationship worked. They were happy and that's all that mattered.

The days went on as they normally do.

"EE! SAHahap! StahAhap!" Karl would twist around from Sap's evil fingers pushing at the boy's hands, giggling freely as quackity watched smiling a bit as his two husband's went on to do what they do.

It was always like this for the most part. While he was getting a snack,

"No pLEase!! Hehe" Karl's beautiful laugh could be heard from the other room.

While cuddling, sap would run his fingers over the time traveler's stomach sending sweet giggles to flow out of their husband's mouth.

Even in the store one time Sapnap poked at Karl's sides. Of course Quackity would join in sometimes to tickle his favorite lee (leaning) fiancé, but he was jealous, beyond jealous.

Seeing this everyday not only built up on his lee moods but he just wanted to be involved, not just in tickles but in the relationship. He wants cuddles and attention and affection from the two people he loves most.

And yeah with the lee moods he has bad but it's not the same. He wants his husband's and so help me thats what he was gonna get. He was a man on a mission.

'Let's goooo!!' He thought in his head as he started the day.

Karl had left last night, the bed was alot colder now. He turned to see Sap curled up onto his side his mouth slightly a-jar with his hair flowing perfectly on top of his face.

He sighed happily lightly pushing some of the hair out of his face. He couldn't remember the last time he felt this happy and in love.

'I'm gonna make him breakfast' He thought getting up carefully as to not wake him and got started on cooking up his favorites.

Not even 20 minutes later the firey boy poked his head into the kitchen

"Waffles?"

"Mhm"

"Mmmm yay! Thank you babe!"

Quackity smiled "Anytime"

After the two finished the scilence became loud.

"What do you wanna do?" Quackity asked rocking a bit back and fouth on his heels trying not to make the scilence anymore awkward.

"I got work to do so you entertain yourself, I'll be quick"

Quackity nodded "okay! Good luck!"

"Thanks" Sap said shooting him a smile leaving back to their shared room to do the said work.

The beanie boy sighed flopping down onto the couch. He flipped on a random channel and texted Karl.

'Hey Baby!! I hope your trip is going good,we miss you and can't wait to see you tomorrow!<3'

(10:35)

He held the phone close to his chest letting out another sigh. He knew in his heart that Sapnap was gonna be busy all day so instead of sulking he told him he was going for a walk.

He went walking around, coming back, making more food, playing video games. All while sap typed away at the keyboard.

It wasn't helping at all it only increased the feeling of wanting to be with his Sapnap, his fiancé, he wanted attention and love dammit!

The smaller boy marched up to their room.

"SAPNAP!!!"

the bandana wearing man shook and snaped up to look at his clearly ticked off tiny lover.

"WOAH! what!?! Yes?!" He said furrowing his eyebrows.

"Are you done yet?"

The other slowly blinked "uhhhh,," he looked back at his work "nope not yet"

"Too bad! You are now finished because i say so!" He crossed his arm's

"Ha! Yeah thats cute hun but im busy, i gotta get this done, im sorry, I'll be there soon"

Quackity scoffed "whatever" he left as sapnap sighed

'He's never like this, maybe i should stop and check on him' Sapnap thought closing his laptop quietly sneaking up on his amazing fiancé on the couch.

"HIYA!" he tackled him to the couch holding him close.

"WA!- SHIT!" he fell over with him now in a cuddly trap, smiling widely giggling a bit.

"What's wrong Quacky babe" Sap said concerningly putting his head to his adorable smol husband's shoulder.

"I wanted to hang out together,,, i want to be involved, i want attention and affection and love sapnap and i haven't gotten anyyy in a long time" Quackity spilled out as sap processed everything.

'Looking back i see where he's coming from, it's been alot of Karl-'

"Don't get me wrong i love karl and i love giving him attention and affection and everything and i love watching you two be that way with each other i just i guess i felt a bit left out"

Sapnap nodded,

"Im Sorwy baps, forgive me?" He used his small voice making quackity cringe a bit jokingly.

"Give me attention and we will see what happens" He smirked

"Hmmmm" He anticipated his moves and ideas watching quackity's eyes that were pointed right to his hands

'So that's what he wants' he smirked wider lightly running his fingers slowly up and down his sides.

The other on top of him tensed "s-sap"

"Yea babe?" He said as if he wasn't tracing the man's sides with tickly anticipation.

"W-what are you doing?"

"Giving you attention, isn't that what you wanted?" He smiled at him as Quackity sank into Sapnap's embrace leaning his head on the pillow behind them, Sapnap's head still on his shoulder.

Sap lowly giggled quickly stittering his hands his stomach then back to his sides watching him lift up and squeak.

"You're such a dick" Qauckalee said in a joking matter making Sapnap's smirk deepen.

"Oh im a dick?!" He digged into his stomach watching as quackity squealed digged his heels to the end of the couch.

"NAHAHAHAHA! SAHAHAPNAHAP!"

"Thats my name love~" sap moved closer towards his bellybutton.

"AYEHE NOT THERE!"

"Yes there! The giggle button has been unpressed for wayy to long, i need it to make up for the lost times Quackity"

"NOOHONONONO- AH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GEHHEHEHE! GOHOHO-EEP!"

Sapnap giggled with him taking in every werid noise and laugh that the touch starved lee had made.

Seeing it was clear he wasn't used to it he slowed down moving back to his sides lightly to get his breathing steady again.

"Easy tiger, i got you" he reassured him getting his breathing together

"Im gonna getcha'!" Sapnap said moving up towards his ribs scribbling along up and down and In-between.

The smaller's back arched as his giggles mixed into light laughter.

"AyEehehe naha-Ha! Tickles!! It tickles!!" The man rang out trying to squirm out of his fiancé's tickle trap.

"Thats the point Quacker's im hungryyyy i need your giggles to surviveee" he lightly blew a raspberry onto his neck, the other scrunching up

"Nomnomnom" he made fake eating sounds, playing pretend before blowing another raspberry into his neck.

Sapnap giggled and stopped holding him close rubbing circles into the top of his hand

"Come here bubba" He lifted Quackity up letting him wrap around him while he got a blanket.

Sitting back down he put the blanket overtop of them throwing on the Disney movie Coco for some well deserved aftercare and fiancé time, Playing with his hair Sapnap smiled down at his man kissing the top of his head.

"We gotta get you a haircut buddy its so long" he teased as quackity laughed

"I'll get a haircut the day you shave" the tired one teased back both laughing together enjoying the moment, the beanie boy slowly falling asleep on his chest.

"Goodnight handsome" he placed another kiss to the top of his head.

*Ding!*

Quackity's phone went off, Sapnap looked, it was Karl.

'Hi bubby!! It's going lmao, i miss you both so much too! I'll be home soon i promise! And when i do get home It's cuddle time! Hehe I'll talk to you soon quack baby! Tell sap i said hi and that i love him too! *mwah!*'

(8:17)

Sapnap smiled and put the phone back down to the side of him, smiling at the boy in his arms.

'Homework can wait'

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I absolutely LOVED writing this! I love Karlnapity! I hope you all enjoyedd! :]

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How They Would Say ILY

Characters: Kotaro Bokuto/Daichi Sawamura/Koshi Sugawara x reader

Requested: Anon

Warnings: lots of kissing, pure fluff, tooth rotting, just cuteness, the l-word👀

A/N: Thank you!!! And yes!! I love Demon Slayer I honestly need more ideas for Demon Slayer but I always want and appreciate all the asks I get also thank you for this ask it was so freaking cute and I enjoyed writing it!!! Thank you again ily too mwah <3 (also i did one shot because i cant help myself ahhhh)

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Bokuto K.

“Babe, you said you were free today,” I groaned. I leaned forward to collapse onto into his chest, a silent request for a hug.

He laughed warmly and wrapped his arms around me. I felt the warmth radiate from him, a contrast to the frigid air.

“But the gym is going to be open and I wanna squeeze some personal practice in with Akaashi,” he said, rubbing soothing circles into my back. “We got to be prepared-”

“The Spring Preliminaries, I know I know,” I sighed and snuggled into his chest. “But they’re so far away and you always practice with Akaashi.” I look up at him to give him a lighthearted glare. “You spend so much time with him it’s almost as if you were dating him and not me.” I pouted childishly and huffed. I knew they were good friends, but it wasn’t like me to not at least poke fun.

“Aw babe,” he dramatically sighed and scooped me up tighter. He lifted me until my feet were clear off the ground and spun me around. “Poor poor, Y/n. The woes of dating an amazing Captain and Ace, practice tears them apart!”

“Stop it Kotaro!” I squealed and hit his chest. “Put me down!”

He opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by a voice by the gym.

“Quit it if you want me to stay and toss for you,” Akaashi barked from the entrance to the gym. When Kotaro put me down and shot him an apologetic look, Akaashi just shook his head and stalked into the gym.

“Go,” I pouted and turned away from him. “Your boyfriend calls.”

“Aw babe, you look so cute when you’re mad!” He cheered gleefully and scooped me into his arms again, showering me with kisses. I pushed him away gently, but only after allowing it to last for a moment. I can’t lie and say I didn’t thrive off of the attention.

“Just remember the difference between you and Akaashi,” he noted seriously looking me dead in the eyes.

I cocked my head and stared at him curiously. “What?”

“I don’t love Akaashi,” he smirked slyly, giving me one last kiss on my forehead and dashing off before I could say a word.

Sawamura D.

Daichi sighed as he waited for the last of the team to finish cleaning up. Kageyama and Hinata were bickering, again, so it had taken longer than usual. He looked at his watch impatiently and sighed when he saw the time.

Fuck.

Guess he’d been walking home alone.

He waited outside the club room until the boys finally finished changing, locking it up after he was done. He sighed as he walked down the stairs, pulling his coat tighter to him. He was just about to head down the road with the other boys when he heard a voice.

“Daichi!” He turned around to see his beautiful s/o, Y/n. His face immediately lit up and he waved the other boys away. They continued walking without him with a knowing smile.

Y/n rushed up to him, leaning over and panting when she finally caught up. She raise one finger, asking for a moment.

“Love, you didn’t have to run,” Daichi laughed, secretly loving the fact that she ran for him.

“Sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I almost thought I was late!” She turned and started ruffling through her bag. “I know you texted me that practice was running late and not to wait for you- sorry for not responding by the way- but I was so busy running and getting you this!” She pulled out a steaming hot bun and a sports drink. “I thought because practice was running long you’d be so hungry when you were done.” She held the bun out towards him, then shoved it into his hands when he didn’t take it. “Don’t be shy babe, you’ve been practicing all night.” She shouldered her backpack and opened the sports drink for him and held it out to him to drink. “Here,” she gestured to it once more.

After a moment she noticed his silence and frowned worriedly. “What’s wrong, Daichi? It’s your favorite right?” She paused for a second. “Did I do something wrong?”

“No, no, no,” Daichi finally spluttered, waving his free hand. “I just... I really love you is all.”

Y/n blushed in response, averting her eyes and coughing awkwardly.

“I don’t think I’ve told you yet, have I?”

“Uh, no, you haven’t...”

“I think I should tell you more,” Daichi smiled and took a large bite of the bun. “You look adorable.”

“I... wouldn’t mind that...” she smiled softly. Then she looked up at him. “But what brought this on?”

Daichi chuckled. How oblivious could she be to her own kindness?

“Nothing. Just love you,” he smiled softly in response.

Y/n squirmed a bit and looked at the ground like it was something interesting.

“I may or may not love you too,” Y/n whispered shyly.

“That’s good,” Daichi announced, accentuating it with a bite of the bun. “Otherwise I’d feel pretty dumb.”

“Whatever,” Y/n smiled, “Let’s go home, I’m freezing.”

“Of course,” Daichi said then finished off the bun. He crumpled up the paper and shot it into a nearby trashcan. “Do you happen to have another?”

“Of course, love,” Y/n smiled and took out another bun.

“You know me too well.”

Sugawara K.

“Wooooo!” I screamed. “Su-ga-wa-ra, Su-ga-wa-ra!” Yachi chanted in time with me as Koshi stepped up to serve. “Nice serve baby!”

Koshi looked up at the last cheer, his eyes squarely meeting my own. The tips of his ears were red and he gave me a small glare. I smiled cheekily and winked at him, sending him a kiss for good measure. He pretended to catch it, the motion setting off Tanaka.

“Quite flirting, Casanova, and serve!”

The game went on, me cheering each time my amazing boyfriend made any move. He didn’t get to play often, what with Kageyama, so when he did I was always here to cheer.

After the game, I rushed to meet him.

“Baby! You did so good!” I shouted and jumped into Koshi’s arms.

“Y/n!” Koshi replied tensely, squeezing me harder nonetheless.

“Awww baby,” Nishinoya mocked happily, but I paid him no mind.

“Baby, you set so well,” Tanaka joined in, falling onto Nishinoya.

“Baby, I lo-”

“That’s enough!” Koshi demanded, deftly hitting them both on the back of the head while holding me with the other arm. He then dragged me away from the rest of the team, holding me all the while.

Koshi pulled us into an empty closet, looking around warily before closing the door. He still had an arm wrapped firmly around my waist.

“Baby, I love you so much but you can’t keep doing that in front of the team! They’re all guys so they’re dumb and I’m their senpai so I have to set an example and it’s really hard to respect baby and- what?” He finally stopped his rant, looking at me curiously. I was staring at him, wide eyes and open mouth.

“You love me?”

Once Koshi realized what he said he blushed from his cheeks to the tips of his ears. He stuttered for a second before he set his shoulders and his chin.

“Y-yes. I do.” He tried to stay strong for a second, but then collapsed. “Sorry, is it too soon? I am so so-”

I cut him off by grabbing his cheeks and kissing him. He reciprocated immediately, wrapping his other arm around my waist and pulling me flush with his body.

Once we parted, we stayed close together, our foreheads pressed together, our breaths mingling.

“I love you too, baby.”

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