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Thought I’d show you something new this evening! 💋 Vv xo
#stilletto heels#stilletos#new lingerie#jade green#asstastic view#thongbutt#humpday#peach bottom#my peach#sweet juicy peach#sexy peachy bum 🍑#curves for days#curvalicious#curvy and proud#sexy curves#soft curves#curvy mature#sweet and sexy#mature sexy#curvy af#curvy girls#curvy blonde#canada
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Here, have shit-tonnes of incorrect quotes + Green Cousins content:
Morro, negotiating with the Ninja: We have Lloyd. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.
Lloyd: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Morro:
Lloyd: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Morro: LLOYD STOP.
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Morro: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Harumi: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Lloyd isn’t.
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Lloyd: You have to apologize to Harumi.
Morro: Fine.
Morro: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Morro: If Harumi and I were drowning, who would you save?
Lloyd: You two can’t swim?
Harumi: It’s a hypothetical question, Lloyd! who would you save?
Lloyd: my time and effort.
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Morro: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Harumi: I'm a knife.
Lloyd, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
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Morro: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.
Harumi: If?
Lloyd: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Morro: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.
Harumi: We got spring water.
Morro: NO.
Lloyd: with EXTRA minerals.
Harumi: it's like licking a stalagmite.
Morro: DON'T COME HOME.
Lloyd: Mmmmm cave water.
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*Morro and Lloyd getting into trouble*
Morro: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Harumi: Wasn't Lloyd with you?
Lloyd: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Harumi: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Morro: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Harumi: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Lloyd: Edible.
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Morro: Hey Harumi,
Harumi: Yes?
Morro: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Harumi:
Harumi: Where’s Lloyd?
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Morro: We need a distraction.
Harumi: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Lloyd, whispering: My time has come.
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Morro: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Harumi: You’re a hazard to society.
Lloyd: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Morro: Harumi, keep an eye on Lloyd today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Harumi: Sure, I’d love to see Lloyd get punched.
Morro: Try again.
Harumi, sighing: I will stop Lloyd from getting punched.
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Wu: While I’m gone, Jay, you’re in charge.
Jay: Yes!!!
Wu, whispering: Lloyd, you’re secretly in charge.
Lloyd: Obviously.
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Nya: What do you think Lloyd and Kai will do for a distraction?
Cole: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Cole: ... or they could do that.
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Jay: Why are you on the floor?
Lloyd: I'm depressed.
Lloyd: Also I was stabbed, can you get Kai, please.
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Lloyd: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jay: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Kai: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Show host *setting an example for kids on how to treat their mothers*: If you had to choose between your mother and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Lloyd: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Show host: 63 cents.
Lloyd: I'll take the money.
Misako: LLOYD!!!
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Lloyd: WHY. why did you give Morro a KNIFE?!
Harumi: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Lloyd: Now I feel unsafe!
Harumi: I’m sorry.
Harumi: ... would you like a knife?
#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#harumi ninjago#harumi jade#morro ninjago#morro wu#green cousins#fluff#+ juicy ninja#incorrect quotes#kai smith#kai jiang#kai ninjago#cole ninjago#cole brookstone#wu ninjago#sensei wu#master wu#jay walker#jay ninjago#lloyd ninjago#nya smith#nya jiang#nya ninjago#🅓🅐🅜🅝-#lolz#byee
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sirius would absolutely get aggressive or mad if anyone suggested that loser gf wasn’t good enough for him, like i can see him ending an interview. and at shows (if she attends) it’s so so hard to get him to interact as much with the audience because he’s just looking at her and playing to her the whole time.
not him ending an interview I fucking love protective defensive sirius he would not take a single second of disrespect even a slightly offhand comment is enough. i can imagine an interviewer being like. well. shes a bit peculiar, isn't she? sirius deadpan no. any other observations you want to make while im here?
AND PLEASE their coordinator starts asking her to sit somewhere he can't see which just ends up as a game of spot the gf the entire time instead. he randomly asks "is my girl OK?" and "what are you upto, doll?" on the mic and demands silence so you can shout back 'im OK!'
#rockbands are so loud i reckon hed get u an amazing pair of ear defenders#jade's asks#love u#also#the tit is no longer juicy ? :(
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owo what’s this i wrote for willow? a little blurb of a just pre s1 argument? sharing a bed? and etc? woagh…
#read my flop writing boy! (gn)#willow series#willow 2022#tanthamore#kit tanthalos#jade claymore#ruby cruz#erin kellyman#it’s like… maybe fun idk… mostly me being crazy insane about their dynamic#kit raging around because she’s afraid to be vulnerable jade understanding her rage and her hurt but being bound by duty like…#it’s so juicy idk…#i’m at a point where i can’t look at it anymore though i’ve looked at my own writing so long it’s making me insane#fanfiction
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rinna it's 5 in the fking morning -h
h anon i could say the same to you🤨
#you can't blame me#jade villainess au has me in a chokehold#story so juicy must writeee#✧h anon✦#✧asks✦
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Jade On Instagram Stories | 26th September 2022
Juicy Couture UO Exclusive Tie-Dye Tube Top: Sold Out
Juicy Couture UO Exclusive Tie-Dye Flare Joggers: Sold Out
#Little Mix 2022#Little Mix Trousers#Little Mix#Little Mix Clothes#Little Mix Style#Little Mix Fashion#Little Mix Wardrobe#Little Mix Instagram#Jade Thirlwall Style#Jade Thirlwall#Jade Thirlwall Clothes#Jade Thirlwall Wardrobe#Jade Thirlwall Fashion#clothesjade#Juicy Couture#Instagram#September22
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#ohohoho priest you do know how to tickle a girl 🤭#standing in an eerie tunnel in the dark? wailing a funeral lament? was dead all along? the jade pendant cracks as he falls to the ground?#ohohhooho#it’s so juicy#and the fact that it started off so light-hearted#i’m loving this#pip squeaks#tai sui#priest novels#novel liveblogging
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Ship bingo pitch beats
TWO.. TWO OF EM
#pitch beats#ask meme#OK IN RETROSPECT.. HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT HE HAS A SPADES WITH A JADE BLOOD... MAN ITS JUICY /POS#HOWEVER THEM..#THEYRE AWFUL UR HONOR (they will kiss and make up in an hour and maybe cuddle ahout it.)#AND ANYWAYS.. YEAH THEYRE UNHINGED
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Hello! Can I please request Azul, Riddle, and Jade with a reader who talks a lot and doesn’t stop talking until someone tells her that she’s talking a lot?
This is literally just me as a person. Extroverts assemble😞
Talkative
Feat. Azul, Riddle and Jade
Cws/ bullying, teasing, fem! Reader, mostly fluff
Azul
Azul is often in the same boat as you (no pun intended), as he is also a very hardworking and driven young man. The ideas the two of you share with one another are really interesting and helpful.
Even if you are just rambling on as he finishes up his paperwork, Azul will always insist you keep going until you feel like you’re done talking. If you cut a sentence halfway through because you’re worried he might get annoyed, don’t be. He loves the sound of your voice.
He’s the type to get really ticked off when people bully or demean you for talking too much, because he has his own history with bullying and also because he genuinely likes hearing you speak.
He always remembers things you mention you want in your ramblings and notes them down for future occasions. If you mention not liking someone for any reason, he’ll keep note of that too…
Azul will encourage you to actualize some of the plans and ideas you bring up to him, keeping you motivated with his everlasting pride towards you.
Riddle
Despite being kind of quiet and stern, Riddle would fare well with a talkative girlfriend. You would balance out his angry nature with your extroverted one.
He loves listening to you talk about anything and everything over a warm cup of tea, the warmth surrounding the two of you as he intently observes your expressions changing as you describe certain aspects of your day.
If he hears even a snide remark coming from someone about your talkative nature, he collars them. No hesitation.
Riddle invites you to every single unbirthday party because you can engage in actual worthwhile conversation and also because he loves watching your social butterfly nature in action as you converse with everyone.
Jade
Jade can often be quiet, but he is probably one of the best and most thoughtful listeners in all of NRC. He usually uses this skill to gather dirt on people, but with you, it's different.
As a guy who's only been on land for a fraction of his life, Jade openly enjoys learning more about the world through your spiels.
He also loves drama; he wants all the tea if you’re into gossip. Trust me, he can trade info if it’s something juicy about someone he doesn’t like. You two sit down every once in a while and just chit-chat like moms over brunch.
If anyone has a problem with you talking a lot or, heaven forbid, calls you annoying, they’re gonna find a looming shadow menacing them until they apologize….
#reader insert#fanfic#fanfiction#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#headcanons#twisted wonderland#twst#female reader#fem!reader#twst riddle#riddle rosehearts x reader#riddle rosehearts#azul ashengrotto x reader#twst azul#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#jade leech x reader#twst jade
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