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sherlokiness · 21 days

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I am a bastard too now just like him.

This is another RLJ clue if we think about it. Sansa is "just like" the bastard Jon Snow which is to say not at all. They are legitimate children who were given a bastard identity by their "father" to protect them from harm. She is a Stark while he's a Targaryen.

#that's ice and fire baby #jon is not a bastard #post this under rlj were married tag #idk what tag i prev used for them

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saessenach · 20 days

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What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms… or the memory of a brother’s smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

Jon Snow - and family that haunts him, because sometimes ghosts make for the best love stories.

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hhow-queer · 10 months

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(there is no hesitation) i’m gonna claw my eyes out

#yes that was intentional #my god i can’t deal w them rn #IM SO PANICKED WHAT IS HAPPENING #i just want them to be ok..#hhow listens to tma #tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #more like elias bastard #jonah magnus #jonathan sims #jon sims #mag 158 #tma s4 #jonmartin #jmart

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lycorim · 2 years

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The stupidest ASoIaF AU ever, in which the houses all turn into their sigils for one week of the year. Yes, this does have horrifying implications for the Boltons and plot altering implications for Jon that I will be ignoring for the sake of Ned’s blood pressure (uhhhh umm let's just say that because Lyanna was a Stark he does Wolf Week instead of Dragon Week shut up)

Part 1: Winterfell

[Pt. 2]

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harmonizingsunsets · 7 months

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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 2 | Peanuts

#hatchetfield #StarKid #tgwdlm #Black Friday #time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield musicals #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #Dan and Donna #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #lauren lopez #joey richter #curt mega #jon matteson

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smultronviol · 1 month

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Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.

God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"

2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #season 1 jon was obnoxious and sometimes a straight up ASSHOLE and you were supposed to find him kinda grating!!!#yes alice IS a bit annoying and too much sometimes (esp in the first episodes) and i love that <3 #like. its p obvious that she uses the over the top-thing as a shield (to push ppl away/as a defense mechanism/to avoid being vulnerable)#we see her drop the act sometimes w ppl like teddy and sam who she actually feels comfortable around (and who know and understand her)#but like. she's stuck in a job she hates and is kind of afraid of (she KNOWS smth abt the horrors and is keeping her head down to survive)#(shes obviously afraid of sam going to far bc she KNOWS its dangerous)#so yes her act gets too much sometimes and yes sometimes she crosses the line into straight up mean (esp against gwen)#(but their dynamic is a whole other can of worms)#but like. i'm pretty sure its supposed to be seen that way. the audience isnt supposed to just find her kooky funny #the facade is supposed to be dismantled by the viewer etc etc #kind of like SEASON 1 JON the obnoxious bastard!!!!!!!#like. if you ever think alice is too mean towards gwen pls listen to s1 jon again and how he speaks abt martin??#from a position as his boss no less? ngl i wanted to throttle him sometimes #you kinda forget abt it in the later seasons and if you only engage w fandom content. but like. go back and listen to the shit #he actually says. jesus christ man. i remember kinda hating him in the beginning #and to be clear i love jon! i think hes a great character!#and like. its almost as if his early season personality and facade was an important setup for his character development #and relationships with the other characters???#but anyway 'alice is kind of annoying' is not an unpopular opinion its literally the FUCKING POINT #and both her and jon are my sweet baby angels <3 #alice dyer #jon sims #(and obviouslyyy you're still allowed to dislike a character ppl can have their own opinions etc etc etc. i just personally find it funny)

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hey-hey-j · 2 months

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me on March 28, 2023: oh cool a new Trolls movie, yeah I guess I'll check it out in November

me on March 28, 2024:

#j screeches #trolls #stinky bastard man...... my beloved.......#fun fact: when I first heard his voice I forgot what eric andre sounds like and said ''is that Jon Hamm??''#(it was not in fact jon hamm)

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hexgirling · 1 year

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#the siege continues #feeling very jon snow rn #p*rn bots #bots #jon snow #battle of the bastards #game of thrones

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montyluvsjasper · 1 month

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Jonsa fans write 1000+ post of all the foreshadowing of Jonsa.

Jon and Sansa are structured in the story as the romantic leads respectively. Even Sansa antis have admitted the extreme parallels between Jon and “Alayne”. Jon Snow literally has dreams about burning people and thinks it's the most vile thing possible. Sansa wished/prayed for a strong knight to kill Janos Slynt, and Jon’s the one to do it. Jon dies trying to save who he thinks is Arya Stark.

No I don't care about your wolf howl, your blue rose or your Targaryen restoration.

#jonsa #jon snow #sansa stark #anti jonarys #anti house targaryen #jon snow is now never picking the family that has strong blood supremacy issues to the point of using his mother uncle and grandfather like #sub human pawns #youre not getting tickets to that show #rhaegar bred lyanna to death just like he tried to do is first wife #Dany BURNS people Jon was taught the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword #jon would rather be a stark bastard than a Targaryen prince in 100% of cases I assure you

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sunny12th · 1 year

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love the idea of young griff announcing himself as rhaegar's kid, jon snow also raising his hand like "same here according to my time traveling brother and my dad/uncle's bestie", and aurane waters just jumping on the Claiming Targ Heritage train immediately. and dany "i am so desperate for family i dont even care at this point" collecting them all and forcing everyone to attend family game night on dragonstone

#i also think it'd be funny if a bunch of random dudes all over westeros started calling themselves targaryen bastards #they dont even need white hair because look at jon #mine #asoiaf #daenerys targaryen #young griff #jon snow #aurane waters

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im-not-a-l0ser · 6 months

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Richie: So, let me get this straight. Pete's brother, Ted, is in that box, stuck in some sort of time loop?

Tinky: Nyahahah, yep! The Time Bastard.

Richie: See, that's what I'm stuck on: the name. I've met their dad, he never left. Shouldn't it be like the Time Jackass? The Time Perv?

Tinky: ... I don't like this one anymore.

#context: bastard means a boy whos father left him #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #tinky #tnoy karaxis #the time bastard #curt mega #joey richter #jon matteson

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masao-micchi · 1 year

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they got take out after

jon is a kid so he still needs real food to help him grow into a big health boy AHHAHAHBSHAB

More of this AU here

#the magnus archives #tma #tmakidjonau #magpod #magnus archives #jarchivist #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #jon sims #elias and jon try to out bastard each other #masaoart

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neverfeverdream · 7 days

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every day i realize more and more that the majority of the fandom disagrees with how i picture elias (evil twink with slicked back ashy blonde hair, fully shaved)

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus institute #elias bastard #elias bouchard #tma elias #tma headcanons #tma fandom #tma podcast #jonah magnus #jonathan sims #hello jon apologies for the deception #i just think that elias shaves his whole body smooth #not sorry

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lemonyoatmilk · 7 months

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I wonder if these are Android Emma and maybe even Paul 23 too since Richie recognised that Peter looks like the Homeless Man (Ted)

Specially since Tinky mentioned how he's "gonna have the whole set" after he met Peter...

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ariavar · 7 months

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Jon Snow's Perpetual Princehood

Promise me, she had cried, in a room that smelled of blood and roses. Promise me, Ned. The fever had taken her strength and her voice had been faint as a whisper, but when he gave her his word, the fear had gone out of his sister's eyes.

"Mother." There was a sharpness in Robb's tone. "You forget. My father had four sons."

"The Night's Watch will make for Hardhome. I ride to Winterfell alone, unless…" Jon paused. "… is there any man here who will come stand with me?" The roar was all he could have hoped for, the tumult so loud that the two old shields tumbled from the walls.

#Asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #tptwp #asoiaf edit #my edits #I don't know if Jon is the prince that was promised or if it's that the same as azor ahai or whatever #but I love the recurring pattern of him being heir of like three titles and yet never realising them #He is the last surviving son of the crown prince protected by the remaining kingsguard #but he needs to be hidden as Ned's bastard to survive #Robb names him the heir but he is killed shortly after #He becomes the de facto leader of the freefolk and then the mutiny happens #a eternal prince #never a king #heir to three thrones yet never sitting on them #love it

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egg-salad-0000 · 1 year

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The CAT archives ‼️‼️ ( from left to right: Jon, Martin, Elias, Peter, Sasha, Tim, Michael, Helen.)

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