#jaune gets a gun au
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Have you done any guns from the Ratchet and Clank games? Just the thought of Jaune getting the Mootator is hilarious. And although a Keyblade isn’t a gun, it can shoot.
A/N = I am REALLY SORRY this took so long to come out. I just couldn't come up with anything, BUT hopefully this works. Still not sure how good this one is... and again sorry for taking so long to put something out for you.
"Jaune Gets A Gun AU - Day 3"
Ratchet & Clank - the Mootator
Inspired by @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON
Jaune: (Yanked off his feet by Tina and Jinx) HEY!
Pyrrha, Ruby and Emerald just look at each other, shrug their shoulders and move to follow. Catching up just as Jinx and Tina hauled Jaune up to the counter.
Jinx: SO, what cha got?
Tiny Tina: I don't see much of a stock on display.
????: Are they talking to us Clank?
Clank: Yes I believe so, though you might want to ask them what they want Ratchet.
Jaune: I don't think any of this stuff is for sale.
Tina: They why do they have a booth?
Ratchet: Hi. Um... can I help you?
Pyrrha: We're looking for a gun for my partner, so we're checking out all the booths to see if we can find something that would suit him.
Ratchet: Ah, I see...
Jinx: So what cha got?
Clank: Well, we are really only here to use these facilities to repair our own gear.
Ruby: Then why do you have a booth?
Ratchet: Well, you see we're here on a layover between missions and just wanted to find a place to tweak our gear...
Clank: And this grey haired guy with glasses showed up handed us a permit and said we can work here...
Tiny Tina: (pouting) So you're not selling anything?
Ratchet: Not really...
Jinx: BUT some of this stuff is so cool looking!
Ratchet: Yeah, thanks... but...
Clank: We could use some money, Ratchet.
Ratchet: But should we be selling super-weapons to a primitive planet's inhabitants?
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: Excuse me?
Ratchet: Hehehehe, um... well...
Clank: (Hands Ratchet a slip of paper) I just checked our paperwork. This is a vendor's license... we can sell if we choose to.
Ratchet: Okay. So who is looking?
Jaune: Me.
Ratchet: Any idea about what you are looking for?
Jaune: Not...
Ruby / Jinx / Tiny Tina: Anything that he doesn't really need to aim!
Ratchet: Really? Okay... well maybe this would be good for you...
Tiny Tina: That looks cool. What's it do?
Ratchet: This is the Mootator... it will turn your enemies into exploding cows.
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: Say What?
Ratchet: Foes turned into cows, will wander towards their allies and then explode. The stronger or more powerful the foe, the bigger the explosion.
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: ...
Clank: I don't...
Nora: TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: NORA?!?
Ratchet / Clank: Where the hell did you come from?
Nora: Exploding Cows... TAKE. MY. MONEY!
Ratchet: Okay... here you go. It's all yours.
Nora: YES! COME TO MAMA!!!MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: ...
Nora turns about and skips off, cradling her recent purchase.
Jaune: Should we?
Pyrrha: Let Ren handle it.
Jaune: But...
Ruby: It's Ren's problem.
Tiny Tina: She seems happy.
Turn about to find the booth empty.
Tiny Tina: Huh? Where'd they go?
Jinx: Lunch?
Jaune: I still think we should...
Pyrrha / Ruby: Let Ren handle it.
#jaune gets a gun au#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#tiny tina#jinx#emerald sustrai#ratchet & clank#the mootator#nora valkryie
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ru ja gun con au:
Jaune, don't ask me how I got it but I need you to put it on your wrist!!
Okay, so based on the minimal research I did, the Chaquetrix is a Ben-10 fanbase device, created by TrixTheAlien, and whose sole purpose is to... "generate the most breedable version of the selected alien species to repopulate, fulfilling the Omnitrix original purpose of preserving all species." Judging by the fan-art, it either turns the user into this "most breedable version" OR it creates a sort of harem-style sex-slave of the alien. That said, here's my response...
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Jaune: What?! Why?!
Ruby: Jaune, what's going on? What's that thing on your wrist?
Jaune: What thi... (Chaquetrix attached)
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Ruby... Get help.
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When Jaune ran away from his house (genius au)
Arc sister one: Dad! Jaune left in the middle of the night!
Papa arc: ... God damn it. Did he at least take one of my weapons?
Arc sister two: *shaking her head* Nope, he took great-grandpa sword.
Papa arc: Of all the weapons he could have taken to protect himself, he chose the sword and shield!? Without a gun!?!
Mama arc: He reminds me of you when you also rab away from your home to become a huntsman. Ah~ You were so dumb~
Papa arc: I was inexperienced! Besides, he didn't get any training! I did!
Mama arc: What do you think the martial arts he learned was for?
Papa arc: ... On rectification, i am dumb.
Mama arc: I love you dumb dumb~
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Meanwhile
Jaune: ... Did i forget my medication? *Looks into his pocket* ok, good for at least a month. I hope it will be enough time to find a j-
???: *snatch his wallet*
Jaune: Hey! I just have enough for lunch! Give it back! *Run after the individual*
And that's how he met Neo.
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Twins AU
Jaune and Yang sitting across from each other in the library
"So... can you help me talk to this girl I like?"
"Fuck! I hoped you'd know how to talk to girls!"
"How can we both be awful at this?"
"Wait wait wait... what about... finger guns?"
"...that might work!"
And then they both tried that
They fired, and they missed. They missed both times
Being bad at dating ALL people is a hereditary trait passed down by Raven. Jaune got the double whammy by being raised an Arc, but Yang isn’t any better
These two are bad at this, and them trying to get advice from each other only compounds their stupidity
They’re trying though
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‘The Tarnished Knight, Part One.’ — Ironwood’s Redemption Concept (Vol 9 spoilers)
Aka: A post in which I explore the theoretical of if James Ironwood was the extra person to fall with team RWBY, instead of Jaunie, into the ever after and how I think that would work. Biggggg post beyond the cut. My posts tag for this idea: [ #The Tarnished Knight RWBY au ]
(This is not a fanfic, just me babbling with a little hint of fanfic essence. Please feel free to reblog if you like it!)
How he gets there:
To kick things off, let’s toy with the idea that we change nothing up until Jaune is meant to fall. Winter manages to catch and pulls him to Vacuo, all that good sad stuff but now- why is James falling if he never entered the portals in the first place? Salem and Cinder, in their wonderfully evil manner, will be doing the dirty work here. “There will be nothing left of Atlas or it’s General, now.” Salem would croon, walking up to him and grabbing him by his neck, pulling his slowly dying form up into the air to meet her gaze. He’s barely strong enough to hold Due Process at his side, she wouldn’t be worried about it as she walks him over to the slowly dissolving portal. “Thank you for your help, James.” It would be a gracious taunt as she unceremoniously tosses him into the darkness, having him fall into the Ever After, let him have his moment of agony as he silently understands he’s been played a fool and he will die as one too.
How he doesn’t actually die, saved from the end of the volume and old age.
I will be using the ever after’s respawn to help us out here. James is certainly on the brink as he washes up on shore, it’s night time and there are stars while he slowly opens his eyes up, tired, tattered and broken. He thinks he’s already dead, the pain is confusing to him though, but the almost nothing of what ever this place is helps. A rabbit like creature sits on his chest for what’s left of his body warmth, it makes a ticking sound as it chews a clock fruit. Hazy eyes watch as it bites the side and the fruit rapidly turns back time, the rabbit and James watching silently as it does until the rabbit bites it again. Stopping the change, now landing on a violet and blue sunset over the ocean. James stares longingly, still in pain as he breathes out a death rattle, just loud enough to spook the creature. It takes its food and runs. The ground opens, and he’s taken to the blacksmith to be reborn in his and the tree’s image.
James never wanted to be what he ended up being, he sees the people he cared about and let down in his hopes and memories. He wanted to protect people, that’s why he was in the military, why he was a professor, why he agreed to be the last General’s protégé. He is reminded by the blacksmith that he let his fear and his enemies get to his mind, the stress and the unknown taunted and changed him. The loss of someone he thought was untouchable, lucky, safe. (I’m going with that James also had a virus here and was close with Clover which is why he really went off the deep end, bear with me.)
The blacksmith holds out his gun, he takes it and accepts to change himself, not entirely but enough to try again. She tells him to have faith in what he becomes, and that maybe some day he will have his chance to make things right once more.
If this is purgatory, he thinks to himself, I am grateful for its mercy.
Part 2: [HERE]
#The Tarnished Knight RWBY au#rwby9#james ironwood#rwby#rwby au#might draw it might not idk#YES U CAN BORROW THE IDEA PLEASE#just Idk a crumb of credit is all I request
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Arc-Swapped Au: how is Jaune feeling after getting back and getting hear everyone talk about how amazing Jeanne was?
Well that was fast. The first prompt was barely five minutes old, and here someone is already asking for a sequel.
And, I’m answering it…
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The Return
Jaune: Hey guys!
Pyrrha: Jaune! You’re back!
Nora: Jaune-Jaune!
Ren: Its a relief to see you again.
Jaune: Naww… Thanks guys.
Nora: Where were you?
Pyrrha: Yeah, we went to bed, and we wake up, and it’s your highly attractive female version of you!
Ren: Quite attractive.
Nora: She was really hot!
Jaune: Of course you’d say that…
Ren: Were the two of you swapped; She came here to your world, and you went to hers?
Jaune: Yeah pretty much; Everyone on Team RWBY were guys, as well as you, Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: R-Really?
Jaune: You were a girl, Ren.
Ren: I was?
Jaune: And, you were still a girl, Nora.
Nora: I am a multiversal constant. There will only be one, Nora. And, I will be a girl!
JPR: …
Jaune: So yeah… W-What was it like to have, Jeanne here?
Pyrrha: Oh she was wonderful to have around! She was always so bright, and cheerful to have around! And, she looked absolutely beautiful!
Ren: I found her presence very relaxing to be around.
Nora: And, her smile was stunning! But, the bright light hurt my eyes.
Jaune: Beg pardon?
Ren: Yeah, he smile was like the perfect summers day~!
Pyrrha: Jeanne was wonderful to be around~!
Jaune: …
Yang: I heard someone say: Jeanne! Is Jeanne back?! Ohh… it’s you…
Jaune: Ow…
Ruby: Is big sis back?! Oh, hi, Jaune.
Jaune: Hi…
Blake: Is the angel back! Oh, it’s just, Jaune…
Jaune: Nice to see you too, Blake…
Weiss: Where is she?! Where is my future wife?!! Oh… It’s just you, Arc…
Jaune: …
Jaune: I see, Jeanne made quite the impression…
Yang: Oh she was a riot to be around!
Blake: She was the most wonderful person I ever met~!
Ruby: She was the big sister I never new I wanted!
Weiss: She will be my future wife.
Jaune: …
Jaune: So anyway, as I said I met the gender swapped version of you guys, as well as team, RWBY.
Ruby: Really? What was I like?
Yang: I best I was really cool!
Blake: Probably wasn’t much of a difference with me was there?
Weiss: No doubt I was perfect as always.
Jaune: Hell if I know. As soon as I got there, her Team RWBY, and Pyrrha tried to kill me.
Pyrrha: They what?!
Jaune: Yep, as soon as I showed up, Pyrros, male you, Pyrrha. Threw me against a wall with his semblance, and threatened to gut me if I didn’t say where, Jeanne was.
Pyrrha: Oh my…
Jaune: Yeah, luckily, Rin, female Ren…
Nora: Bet she’s pretty hot~!
Jaune: And, Nora were there to stop him. I then explained I had no idea what happened, then boy team, RWBY came in, and threatened to kill me. They wanted their, ‘Angel’ back. After I said, I didn’t know, Blake, male, Blake bound me up with his weapon. William, male, Weiss, used his semblance to pin me to the wall. Ruben, male, Ruby pointed his gun at me, and Yin, male, Yang socked me in the stomach when I couldn’t answer his questions…
Yang: Ouch!
Ruby: That’s mean!
Blake: Why would I do that?
Weiss: Seems like something I would do…
Jaune: Yeah, they were going to gut me if I didn’t tell them what happened to, Jeanne. Luckily the teachers saved me from that…
Ren: Did they?
Jaune: No, not really. They interrogated me, and threw me in a cell while they worked all of this out… Jeanne told me you were having a lot of fun though. Seemingly she awoke some stuff in you as well.
Yang: Well… I always had a feeling was into girls…
Blake: Same, but only for the right girl.
Ruby: I loved my Onee-Chan!
Weiss: I was going to marry her!
Jaune: Nice! Well… Now I hate her even more than I did before! Peachy…
RWBY: WHAT?!
Pyrrha: How could you say that?!
Nora: What did she do to deserve that?!
Jaune: Sorry, I just so happen to be, Jaune Arc, the ‘loveable’ goofball stuck in the tree, who barely anyone likes, and is willing to put a spec of trust in! Compare to the, Angel of Beacon, Jeanne Arc! A person with her own fan club, who everyone loved! Who was properly trained to be a Huntress, who everyone put their faith in her! How can I not love the better version of me?!
Weiss: Well what did you expect? She is perfection incarnate, and you’re trash incarnate.
Ruby: Weiss that’s mean!
Blake: But, true.
Ruby: Blake?!
Yang: What, Vomit Boy just isn’t anywhere close as fantastic as, Jeanne is.
Ruby: You too, Yang?!
Yang: You were thinking something similar too, Rubes.
Ruby: But, I wasn’t going to say it!
Jaune: …
Ruby: Oops… He-hehe… S-Sorry…
Jaune: I fucking hate my life, twice over now…
Pyrrha: Uhh… Do you perhaps want a hug, Jaune?
Jaune: I want to kill myself…
Yang: …
Weiss: …
Nora: …
Ruby: …
Ren: …
Blake: …
Pyrrha: Oh… Oh no…
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#lie ren#fem jaune
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FUSION AU
Saune Arkong
Jaune Arc + Sun Wukong Fusion
Appearance:
Height: 6ft
Hair colour: Blonde
Eye colour: Blue
Faunus feature: Monkey tail (wraps it around waist like a belt)
Outfit:
Knee length, sleeveless, black open robe with a hood.
Light blue jeans.
Black combat boots.
White metal bracers.
Red sash around waist.
Weapons:
Bladed Tonfa + Desert Eagle pistol (Dual wielded). Coloured white with gold detailing. (Holds pistols upside down (pulls trigger with pinkie finger)
(Based off @hotcuppajo art piece. Credit goes to this brilliant artist.) (Edited) (imagine extended barrel without silencer)
Semblance: "Fire fist" Can heat up his hands and punch out fireballs. His semblance also makes his tail light up in fire.
Fighting style:
Karate
Tonfa
Judo
Preferring to use his opponent's own weight and size against them. He also uses his tail to help trip or grip his opponents. Prefers to use high vantage points when firing his guns, as to keep out of reach and barrage the enemy with a hail of gunfire.
Extra: Saune is skillful at parkour, using the skill to reposition himself and get to hard-to-reach areas.
Personality: Saune gives off big brother energy, caring for his friends and team, pushing them to be their best.
He is light hearted, laid back and easy going but becomes serious and focused when fighting. He is strategic and smart on the battle field but struggles to accept failure. Should something go horribly wrong he can become flustered and imprecise.
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Breath of the wild AU part 2
*at hateno village*
Pyrrha: *sweating while doing yard work at her new house*
Nora, walking up: Heyo!
Pyrrha, smiling: Hello Nora. What are you doing out of your tower? The residents here claim you're a hermit.
Nora, feigning being offended: Hey, being a hermit isn't all that easy you know? A girl gotta get some fresh air every once in a while. Renny is amazing and all, but he can be hard to keep a conversation going with.
Pyrrha: Well since you're down here, do you want something to drink? Got some water.
Nora: Nah, just wanted to say hey and ask a few questions. How's your memories? Anything came back to you?
Pyrrha, scratching the back of her head: A bit of pieces here and there, but I still feel like a giant chunk of my life is missing.
Nora, smirking: Remember anything about prince boy?
Pyrrha, slightly blushly: Jaune? Y-yeah, some more stuff about him came back to me. Still kinda spotty though.
Nora: Well? Come on then. Give me the deets.
Pyrrha: Uh....I don't have any vegetables growing yet.
Nora: What? No, not beets- girl talk, Pyr-Pyr.
Pyrrha, raising an eyebrow: What's there to talk about?
Nora, smirking: Oh come on. More memories came back about Jauney, right? Don't pretend the way you feel about him didn't come back too.
Pyrrha, blushing: I don’t know what you’re implying. Jaune and I are just friends.
Nora: Who had to spend every second of the day with each other?
Pyrrha: And? We’re friends, but I also was tasked to protect him as well. So obviously I would spend a lot of time with him.
Nora: So you’re telling me you saw that relationship as strictly platonic?
Pyrrha: Obviously?
Nora: Well there are memories that you haven’t remembered yet that beg to differ. Like I remember one time after a long ass day you two were found cuddling with each other. The guard who found you two freaked out.
Pyrrha, blushing:.........
Nora, frowning: Really? No reaction? I was expecting you to claim I was at least lying about it. That’s kinda boring, not gonna lie. It’s like as if- *gasp*
Pyrrha, blushing:.........
Nora, smiling: Hold on! You already remembered that memory, didnt you?!
Pyrrha, blushing madly:........*goes back to yard work*
Nora, laughing: Oh don’t ignore me! Come on! Let’s have girl talk about it!
Pyrrha, face on fire: We probably already had girl talk about it, so why bother?
Nora: So you admit you remember!
Pyrrha: I didn’t say that!
Nora: You basically did! Now come on, let’s talk about again!
Pyrrha: So you admit we talked about this in the past already!
Nora: Obviously! It was so entertaining to make you blush that bad! And now I have the opportunity to do it all over again! So come on already!!!!
Pyrrha: We aren’t talking about this!
Nora: You said that last time, and that didn’t stop me then, won’t stop me now! Now come on!
Pyrrha: *vigorously focusing on yard work*
Nora: Admit it, you liked the way he held you, didn’t you?
Pyrrha: Look, can we just please not talk about this?
Nora: I’m pretty sure you said that last time too.
Pyrrha: *groans*
Nora: Just admit it, and I’ll stop. It’s not like you didn’t admit it last time. So what’s the big deal?
Pyrrha, face on fire:......f-fine....I-it felt...nice, okay? It made me feel like he’s protecting me for a change......
Nora:......*snorts*
Pyrrha: What?
Nora, laughing: You didn’t admit jack shit to me last time!
Pyrrha, eyes wide: WHAT?!
Nora: You were stubborn as hell last time! Kept to your guns and didn’t admit anything! Look like finally won though!
Pyrrha, covering her face: This can’t be happening! How did I fall for that?!
Nora: This is amazing! Patience has finally paid off! I’m running on an amazing high right now!
Pyrrha: Can we stop?! You won, okay!
Nora, smiling: Okay, Fine. We’re done for now. *looks around* So, nice house you got here.
Pyrrha, going back to yard work: Thanks.
Nora: Gonna take Jaune back here once you save him?
Pyrrha: Kinda have to. The castle’s not habitable at the moment, and he got no where else to stay.
Nora: How many beds you got?
Pyrrha: One currently.
Nora, smirking: Oh hoho, one you say? Trying to relive that memory in the near future?
Pyrrha, blushing: S-shuddup!
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An AU/Rewrite (ish) idea of mine.
For this, I'll have Roman and Neo both aged down just smidgen.
Jaune has been friends with Neo and Roman at a young age (9-10). Neo (10-11) and Roman (16-17). Roman is like a brother figure to both of them, and I envision the trio's bond akin to Roxas, Axel, and Xion.
Neo and Roman are still thieves, and Jaune still wants to walk the path of a hero, but he does enjoy being a little bad here and there, with them. Fast forward ( 4 years) Jaune wants to help Roman with his dream, Roman wants Mountain Glenn to be restored to its former glory and free of Grimm, but unable to figure out how to achieve such a thing as of yet, Angry and frustrated at Vale for damning Mountain Glenn to its fate it causes one of the heist to go wrong getting Neo hurt in the process, making Jaune upset causing an argument between Roman and Jaune.
Jaune leaves Roman and Neo behind, much to Neo sadness, but Jaune promises to be back, as he wants to help Roman achieve his dream and has an idea of how to go about doing it, Three years later is where we reach Vol. 1.
Jaune has returned from whatever the hell he was doing just in time to see Roman robbing a dust shop, confused at why Roman was robbing dust of all things Jaune was going to surprise him but unfortunately got swept up in the chaos, this would be Jaune and Ruby's first meet up and second time for Jaune in meeting Ozpin.
Jaune's plan is to attend Beacon Academy. In the time that Jaune was gone, he had done digging on some information in regards to Mountain Glenn, one of the council members has the deed to Mountain Glenn. Ozpin struck a deal with Jaune that if he were to join Beacon Academy, he would help him secure the deed. Ozpins motives are unknown.
Jaune also learned that he was going to need firepower. A LOT of firepower if he was going to clear Mountain Glenn of all the Grimm. That's where Jaune meets James Ironwood.
Jaune finds Roman's hideout, and a tearful reunion between the two happens before Neo sees Jaune, and their heartwarming moment happens with each other.
Jaune is still the leader of the team JNPR but he is only attending Beacon to further his goal to helping Roman, unaware that Roman and Neo have been roped/threatened into an unwanted partnership with one Cinder Fall.
Jaune has been taught in combat by both Roman and Neo, so he is capable. As for weapons, I like his shield and sword combo, so I'll stick to it. Though he will NOT be wielding Crocea Mors, I want Jaune to be a little nimble, not too dodgy but just enough where he can do some sidestepping.
Long range, I don't want anything flashy, part of me wants to make a gun-blade as the sword would have been gifted to him by both Roman and Neo, and that way I can cover his long range problem lmao.
Semblance is still the same and would follow canon unlock.
Aura is still the same. Man's will have massive aura, and unlock will follow canon.
Jaune is still same Jaune, he won't be over powered, he is just on the level with everyone else, minus Pyrrha, Cinder, and a few others, same lovable dork, who instead of faking his way in, just got into Beacon through a deal made under the table. Jaune will have some snark to him (taking some flare from Roman).
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u should like!! toootally drop blake and yang outfit references for ur newsbees au. for like. research purposes
!!! okay I can't tell if you're asking this for fanart reasons (EVERYONE SHOULD FEEL VERY FREE TO DO THAT) or for spank bank "my thirst requires an accurate theater of the mind" reasons (VALID) but
this makes me UNHINGED and i plan to be SO THOROUGH so THANK YOU FOR ASKING
i have put this under a cut to spare you all but i think you should click on it and admire the gilded age urchin chic
first of all, let me say that Newsies Are Beautiful. They have never met two clashing patterns they didn't want to combine and I think they are perfect in every way
that said
the classic Jack look could certainly use some tailoring before it's truly ready for the Yang prime time
these numbered fellas give us a better place to start when it comes to I WANT MY NEWSIES TO NOT BE SWIMMING IN CLOTHES TWO SIZES TOO BIG YES I KNOW THE VERITAS OF THEM SCROUNGING FOR WHATEVER BUT ALSO. THIRST.
Fella 1 is a pretty bang-on Yang and you can tell that was his intention because he's growing out his hair, bless. sleeves rolled to show arm, shirt unbuttoned scandalously to show cleavage, open vest, neat cap, high socks. the lower half does lose points for the striped socks that remind me of the Wicked Witch of the East's feet sticking out and the fact that he's clearly in tap shoes as opposed to work boots like his friend Fella 3
Fella 2 gets EXTRA sock points for the argyle and the vest-but-no-collar combo which is very Nora. He also has a neat cap, which Blake always does because she's hiding her ears.
Fella 3 has a sloppy cap but is otherwise a bang-on Blake; kempt and tidy in ways Yang never is even though they are essentially wearing the exact same thing. Blake knows how to button buttons and Yang pretends she forgets every day
Fella 4's rocking the henley and suspenders combo which serves any member of our cast, a fucking classic
Fella 5 is wearing a tie he is trying so hard he wants to look nice at work, 100% a Jaune move
sir that-- that's not how crutches are supposed to-- SIR--
this Crutchie exhibits excellent Newsie styling in a very Yang color palette. high socks, mixing of patterns, rolled sleeves; excellent. the slightly fancier waistcoat, actually buttoned, isn't something Yang would go for but certainly wouldn't be amiss on Blake, Ruby, or Velvet
Ruby also, of course, wears a signature red scarf instead of her cloak:
like her scarf and hat just absolutely dwarf her, she's WEE SMOL
above we see our previous example Crutchie not leaping through the air, and his outfit remains exemplary but for the backwards cap, which I shan't abide. the Jack to his left-- what with his WIDE open shirt, tight undershirt, rolled sleeves, and suspenders, is very Yang.
good Yang looks can also mean THE SHORTEST SLEEVES EVER, TO SHOW OFF THE GUNS:
both excellent choices, and of course our lower fella (TURN THAT CAP AROUND YOUNG MAN) has got his bandana going, which is Quite Yang
all the guys in the background there are gold too tbh
look at this king in this fashion pose but also YEAH WHY NOT BANDANAS ON THE ARMS BANDANAS EVERYWHERE the yang xiao long story
^^ this outfit, on the other hand, is pretty exactly spot-on for Blake immediately post haircut/makeover
Weiss, I'm sure you've already guessed, is a Classic Katherine:
she's buttoned-up, she's fancy, her shit matches and she's the only one in a skirt.
the only thing where my brain gets REALLY SPECIFIC is the finale so uh. spoiler warning I guess for screenshots of the Newsies film and vague references to a plot resolution if you're reading the AU without having watched it
but the finale looks are ICONIC and non-negotiable
button shirt OVER henley OVER bandana and nothing's buttoned? suspenders on but hanging loose from the hips? hell yes.
i actually even managed to make that dirt smudge on David's tummy plot-relevant to Blake and that was completely subconscious and I didn't realize I did it until looking up these screenshots but there you have it. and by this point Weiss gets to be a little more loose and dressed-down, a la Sarah
in conclusion they're in love look at those heart eyes oh my god
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"Jaune Gets a Gun AU" (Day 2)
To the Convention Centre!
Inspired by @howlingday's weapon posts
To Pyrrha and Ruby, who had sat up half the night awaiting their Knight's return, and both of whom were mad at the other for losing sight of the green haired girl that had Jaune-napped their love interest. Jaune looked a little worse for wear and had a few "blemishes" on the side of his neck.
Pyrrha/Ruby: Jaune.
Jaune: (Rubbing the back of his neck) Hey Pyr. Ruby. Funny meeting you guys here! Wait, shouldn't you both be in bed?
Pyrrha: We could say the same of you.
Jaune: Yeah, well Emerald...
Ruby: (hissing through her teeth) So that's the Hussy's name.
Jaune: Er, what? Did you say something, Ruby?
Pyrrha: She's just over tired... all that... excitement... from yesterday is catching up to her. So Jaune...
Jaune: Yes Pyr?
Ruby: (Jumping to her feet and pointing at Jaune) Where have you BEEN, mister!?!
Jaune: Well... I... um... I
Pyrrha: DID she touch you, Jaune?
Jaune: What?
Pyrrha: It is a simple question. DID. SHE. TOUCH. YOU?
Jaune: Of course she touched me, you kind of have to...
Ruby/Pyrrha: (Gasping in Despair) No! Please, No!
Jaune: ... when she's pushing me out of her dorm room.
Ruby: Really?
Jaune: Why are you asking that? It's like you guys want to date me, or something. (laughs dryly) Like that could ever happen.
Pyrrha: What about...
Jaune: About? About what Pyr?
Ruby: (Ruby uses her semblance to basically teleport to Jaune's side and pulls down the neck of his hoodie to reveal a couple hickeys) THESE! WHAT ARE THESE?
Jaune: Ah, yeah, those.
Pyrrha: Well?
Jaune: Well, Emerald carried me all the way back to her dorm, which considering her size is pretty impres...
Ruby: Jaune! Details! Now!
Jaune: Alright, alright. Calm down. Please?
Pyrrha: Jaune?
Jaune: Okay, so she got me to her room, and then sat me on her bed...
Ruby: That SLUT!
Jaune/Pyrrha: Swear Jar!
Jaune: Anyway, she started to try and kiss my neck, but I was able to tap my bracelet and changed back... which freaked her out, and the next thing I remember was waking up on the floor outside her room.
Pyrrha: I think I need to have words with...
Jaune: (Crosses his arms over his chest) You will leave Emerald alone. She was confused about who I was. It's an honest mistake.
Pyrrha/Ruby: She Jaune-napped you!
Jaune: That is not a real word. What she did was VERY aggressively hit on a young woman, who just happened to be me.
Pyrrha: New rule! As your girlfr... I mean partner, from this point forward no more of that, whatever it is.
Jaune: You mean this?
Jaune tapped his bracelet...
Ruby: As your girlfr... I mean, Best friend, I second Pyrrha's declaration! Now stop doing that!
Jaune: (Pouting while turning back to normal) Fine. Better.
Ruby/Pyrrha: Yes.
Jaune: Okay, since that is settled, shall we go to the cafeteria to have breakfast, or pick something up in Vale?
Pyrrha: Why Vale?
Jaune: The Gun Show, of course. I still need a ranged option. You're coming too, right?
Pyrrha turns her head slightly and regards Ruby for a moment. Ruby outwardly shivers...
Pyrrha: Yes. Yes I am.
Jaune: (claps his hands) Great. Then let's go!
(So starts the adventure for Day Two! Hope you enjoyed.)
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Ru-Ja-Gun-Con Au: I got some weapons for you. Take a look*Pulls out Pulse Pistols from Overwatch* These fire quickly and self reload. They are great close to mid range. I would not recommend them at long range. They even have speical arm peices to be stored in.
I see your not sold. Did I mention they come with tight pants that really show the butt well. Get all the ladies with that.
So want to negotiate prices?
Jaune: I don't know. Selling pants with a gun sounds like a bad idea. What do you think, Ruby?
Jaune: ...Ruby?
Ruby: (Staring at the pants)
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alternate jaune weapons
@heliosthegriffin figured i should actually discribe the weapons of other jaune's assuming they actually use them.
first up is the golden blade: since he doesn't get the added speed boost and mythic feats super hero jaune does most of what he can do comes from his sword, and scabard. his scabard gives him regeneration 5 and endless so he's effectively immortal so long as no one takes it from him. his sword on the other hand is a bastard sword with impact, dueling, and valiant on it. it also counts as a rod of splendor making his charisma super human (this jaune also picked up almost exclusively charisma boosting items to help out and eventually found a tome of leadership and influence +5) all together jaune's charisma should be 41 in this au, but keep in mind that's at the end of the build. at level ten it should be more like 30. still really fucking high but that's just a headband of alluring charisma, which this jaune exclusively upgraded.
this makes not only intimidation far easier but makes his civilian persona much more influential. all in all it's pretty simple but the sword does 2d8 damage every swing with an extra 1d6 if he challenged that person before hand. and a solid +4 to disarm and feinting, attempts from dueling and valient. with a +6 on defence against those same checks, and a +4 on initiative checks. keep in mind this weapon has no enhancement bonuses though.
oddly enough the sword itself can only be used by a hero. so golden blade's weapon requires he be lawful and not evil. but being heroic doesn't mean being nice and if this jaune can end a fight before it begins he'll do it
superhero jaune has the handwraps of mighty deeds. having no other weapons or bonuses he's invested a lot in these, giving them a +5 enhancement bonus and the holy and merciful traits.
this means the weapons give a plus 5 to attack rolls and damage rolls and with his superhero costume (monks robes) his unarmed attacks now do 1d8+5+ 3d6 against evil creatures, (evil being selfish beings so most creatures are evil that;s just how it goes lol) and that's before adding in all of the bonuses of his build.
wizzard jaune has mainly spent his money on his spells but he does have a +3 revolver with a bandolier that telliports the bullets into his gun meaning he doesn't ever have to take time to reload. he is limited to only 200 rounds at a time though. but some of them have enchanted effects on them so they can do some wacky shit.
everyone else is either utterly unarmed or using common weapons/ magical bullshit to handle everything.
that good for unique weapons? i tried to limit them to only what they would invest money into and gave golden blade jaune a boost to show that he's been at this longer and has more money to throw at magical items as a result.
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Hmmmm. Weiss went into the coffin, but the Nightmare let her out as soon as things started going weird again. Interesting. I’d think the Grimm would let it be since they already had their meal where they wanted her. But okay, sure. Guess they weren’t completely done yet.
Weiss singing Mirror Mirror, again, was an unexpected surprise. More fitting of course. I wonder if Kara will try her hand in the dub or if they’ll have Casey do it again. It’s not a super operatic version or anything so they wouldn’t have to use Casey. It’s very quiet and slow, almost spoken honestly. So... hmm. We’ll have to see.
The fact that Blake is playing into her role in the Nightmare is a choice, my friend. Creating a nightmare inside the “dream.” Unleashing the Grimm Fang upon Weiss’ utopia. And like I suspected, Blake’s relic was inside the mansion, with The Man with Two Souls and Belladonna flowers (if I’m not mistaken).
Huh, also, I just realized, we got a White Fang Blake in the end after all. Now if only we’d get Bandit Yang. Sigh. Man remember when we were all speculating this as an AU/What If type thing. Sigh.
Thankfully Jaune seemingly got Ruby uninfected, so that’s good. And apparently there’s another reason the gun on Crescent Rose is backwards. Interesting. Ruby also seems to have a better idea of what to do, even if she still ending up getting her butt kicked because this is Weiss’ dream.
Yang with Jaune’s cape is a look and I want more.
#rwby#rwby iq#spoilers#RWBY Ice Queendom#ice queendom#ruby rose#Blake Belladonna#yang xiao long#weiss schnee
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‘The Tarnished Knight, Part Two.’ — Ironwood’s Redemption Concept (Vol 9 spoilers)
My theoretical of if James Ironwood was the extra person to fall with team RWBY, instead of Jaune, into the ever after and how I think that would work. Biggggg post beyond the cut. My posts tag for this idea: [ #The Tarnished Knight RWBY au ]
You can reblog if you want to!
We left off with The Blacksmith.
James accepts The Blacksmith’s offer to be given the start to be who he wanted to be. She re-carves him for his second chance.
He wakes up on the beach again, covered in multicolored maple leaves. James takes a deep breath as he slowly sits up, blinking widely. He felt as different as he felt the same, one notable change is that he didn’t feel the pain. He still had an ache but he felt,,, better. More alive. His pants- once dark blue- now a charcoal grey. A dark blue tunic almost like a gambeson replaced his greatcoat and uniform. Worn Silver Paldrons and rerbraces that stopped at his elbows, tassets at his hips and thighs, his arms now matching and in a gently used silver, no gloves in sight.
He’s ticking softly, only noticeable because he can feel it. He holds a hand up to his right breast and unbuttons his tunic to look down and see the face of a small clock flanked by filigree in the metal side of his chest, ticking along with the rhythm of his heart. Yes he still has that for human reasons because he is indeed still human.
His gun is no longer a gun, it’s an axe that matches the silver and black of his old gun(s) with the filigree along the handle as well. A small blue stone set in the bottom of the pommel. He’d see himself in the weapon’s reflection, years younger. A smooth face he didn’t remember he ever had, alone in what he believed to be purgatory. He gets a helmet too, dramatic reveals and all that.
From here, he would now take the place of the rusted knight in Lewis’s story. He would realize he’s not in purgatory, but a different universe entirely.
James would not have ended up with the paper people though, this I will stray further off the script for as I’m echoing the tin man from The Wizard of Oz a little more here. He’s a forest dweller who makes a home and protects the flora and fauna while frequenting markets. We’re keeping juniper here because I love her so much except in his case she is either Ace or something else. Maybe the rabbit in the beginning fell in with him instead of running off idk. She gets silver antlers as a treat if you wanna play on the lucky rabbit vibes add a horseshoe symbol to her chest.
We’ve now approached the point where he’d be back at his original vol 8 age, beard and maybe a pony tail for vibes. And now he’s gonna re-meet team RWBY and oh boy! It’ll be ugly but also hilarious. Get ready for ‘Just James.’
Yeah Weiss still gets her mature comment except it’s replaced with a shocked but appreciative, ‘Striking.’
James is trying to get RWBY to trust him, the cat plays on the fact that they don’t.
Things go a similar way as the original story but with a lootttt more tension and we get James backstory possibilities!
In the mirror domain we get him seeing some options: maybe himself but in his old atlas uniform, or possibly Qrow in the mirror, maybe Clover. Hell both maybe, I’m just a gremlin here.
I might draw this in the future, I’m pretty content with the idea!
Part One: [HERE]
#The Tarnished Knight RWBY au#rwby9#james ironwood#rwby#you can use the idea#just a crumb of credit pease
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Hunter Drones AU.
Don't know how far you are with May Zedong as the next, but if you could consider some of these ideas, I'd really be thankful.
So consider all the following with the thing that every next drone's AI, and their subsequent body, is derived from a baseline that seems to get more corrupted/fragmented and whatnot.
As an initial result, May 'spawns' with one poor or non-functioning eye, whilst the other one is extremely high functioning. The good eye compensates for her lack of proper depth perception by having multiple pupils in the same area where a normal person would have their one. It's basically several really, REALLY, high definition cameras put in a really small space; 24k resolution at minimum! She has an eye sharper sighted than an eagle and can see in infra-red, x-ray, nightvision and contains built-in flash protection among others. The game I Spy is one she's banned from playing.
May's body, whilst still a good deal stronger than an average soldier, is the weakest among the current line-up. All the processing power, materials and anything else relevant usually dedicated to physical combat prowess, has for the most part been put into Ballistic Trajectory Calculations and Recoil Management of any and all firearms. May can, and has, shot the wings of a fly from a mile away.
As for her body shape, popular horny fannon interpretation will probably do just fine. She does tend to conceal herself quite a lot it out of shyness, though. Up to you in any case.
Personality wise, is where I guess the real kinks would start to appear. Just like the others, May's got a less than healthy attraction to/obsession with Jaune. However, she's a bit more voyeuristic I'd say. She very much likes to watch him, and she doesn't even need to be in the same room to do so.
With her ridiculously large caliber and highly customised sniper rifle, accompanied by an assortment of smaller- but no less destructive -firearms, May's ready to be God and smite anyone who would endanger Jaune. No-one shall know what hit them and red mists will become rather frequent.
(DEEP INHALE!)
You little shit! This was basically what I already had planned?!
Haa… I’m not upset, just a little peeved you guess the next part, the May arc if you will.
Well, the idea was introduce the foundry to you, whilst it is repairing her body, making her Penny 2.0. So after that, Jaune would manage to get a new DAI to work. Not that well, but it’s functionality would be between Yang’s and Blake’s level of effectiveness. Which is higher than Ruby, and Penny. And, with that, HDDAI #5: Codname: May Zedong.
The fault in her design would be her only having one functional eye. The result of which she upgrades her right eye to hell, and back to compensate for this. While the rest of her sisters robotic eyes can see up to one klick each, May can see at least three klick with ease. Can take photos/videos like the rest of the in high definition. Her eye can double as a microscope in how precise she can look at something. The rest of the modifications her eye has the rest do as well.
Raw brute strength she would be the ‘weakest’ amongst them. She is still extremely strong as a means to compensate for the heavy weapons she fires, and the recoil of said guns. Just as you said.
As for shooting the wings off a fly. Well maybe with a dart gun if she doesn’t want to blow it all to hell.
Yeah, I will keep the big chested fannon, May. In her chest she has a radar system to help cover her blind spot. It can only cover about half-a-klick however. She has a stronger battery to compensate for this. Hence a bigger chest to store/protect the batteries.
I can come up with a cannon reason for her chest size, fight me!
Her obsession with, Jaune. Yeah pretty much it.
And for her gun. I expect her to walk around with a 20mm Caliber, Anti-material rifle. Along with various other types of firearms.
So yeah, thanks for hitting the nail on the head for contemplating my future plans.
Haaa…
Best start on the Penny in the foundry part…
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