For jaune ruby concention cookie gun
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...Hah. Go ahead.
Jaune: Would you buy it?
Ruby: ...No. No, I would not buy a cookie gun. There's no point in wasting good cookies.
Jaune: Well, what if they're stale?
Ruby: What did I just say?
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Have you done any guns from the Ratchet and Clank games? Just the thought of Jaune getting the Mootator is hilarious. And although a Keyblade isn’t a gun, it can shoot.
A/N = I am REALLY SORRY this took so long to come out. I just couldn't come up with anything, BUT hopefully this works. Still not sure how good this one is... and again sorry for taking so long to put something out for you.
"Jaune Gets A Gun AU - Day 3"
Ratchet & Clank - the Mootator
Inspired by @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON
Jaune: (Yanked off his feet by Tina and Jinx) HEY!
Pyrrha, Ruby and Emerald just look at each other, shrug their shoulders and move to follow. Catching up just as Jinx and Tina hauled Jaune up to the counter.
Jinx: SO, what cha got?
Tiny Tina: I don't see much of a stock on display.
????: Are they talking to us Clank?
Clank: Yes I believe so, though you might want to ask them what they want Ratchet.
Jaune: I don't think any of this stuff is for sale.
Tina: They why do they have a booth?
Ratchet: Hi. Um... can I help you?
Pyrrha: We're looking for a gun for my partner, so we're checking out all the booths to see if we can find something that would suit him.
Ratchet: Ah, I see...
Jinx: So what cha got?
Clank: Well, we are really only here to use these facilities to repair our own gear.
Ruby: Then why do you have a booth?
Ratchet: Well, you see we're here on a layover between missions and just wanted to find a place to tweak our gear...
Clank: And this grey haired guy with glasses showed up handed us a permit and said we can work here...
Tiny Tina: (pouting) So you're not selling anything?
Ratchet: Not really...
Jinx: BUT some of this stuff is so cool looking!
Ratchet: Yeah, thanks... but...
Clank: We could use some money, Ratchet.
Ratchet: But should we be selling super-weapons to a primitive planet's inhabitants?
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: Excuse me?
Ratchet: Hehehehe, um... well...
Clank: (Hands Ratchet a slip of paper) I just checked our paperwork. This is a vendor's license... we can sell if we choose to.
Ratchet: Okay. So who is looking?
Jaune: Me.
Ratchet: Any idea about what you are looking for?
Jaune: Not...
Ruby / Jinx / Tiny Tina: Anything that he doesn't really need to aim!
Ratchet: Really? Okay... well maybe this would be good for you...
Tiny Tina: That looks cool. What's it do?
Ratchet: This is the Mootator... it will turn your enemies into exploding cows.
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: Say What?
Ratchet: Foes turned into cows, will wander towards their allies and then explode. The stronger or more powerful the foe, the bigger the explosion.
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: ...
Clank: I don't...
Nora: TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: NORA?!?
Ratchet / Clank: Where the hell did you come from?
Nora: Exploding Cows... TAKE. MY. MONEY!
Ratchet: Okay... here you go. It's all yours.
Nora: YES! COME TO MAMA!!!MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jaune / Pyrrha / Ruby / Emerald / Jinx / Tiny Tina: ...
Nora turns about and skips off, cradling her recent purchase.
Jaune: Should we?
Pyrrha: Let Ren handle it.
Jaune: But...
Ruby: It's Ren's problem.
Tiny Tina: She seems happy.
Turn about to find the booth empty.
Tiny Tina: Huh? Where'd they go?
Jinx: Lunch?
Jaune: I still think we should...
Pyrrha / Ruby: Let Ren handle it.
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CONCILIAR DESENVOLVIMENTO COM A PRESERVAÇÃO AMBIENTAL EXIGE COMPROMISSOS!
(José Goldemberg, professor emérito da USP, O Estado de S. Paulo, 17) A nossa civilização teve início cerca de 6 mil anos atrás, no Oriente Médio, numa região que é hoje o Iraque. Os primeiros povos que viviam naquela região, os sumérios, babilônios e assírios, tiveram de enfrentar grandes obstáculos naturais, entre os quais as cheias violentas e irregulares dos Rios Tigre e Eufrates. Para solucionar esses problemas, tiveram de construir diques e barragens, reservatórios e canais de drenagem de pântanos e irrigação que mudaram a face da região e o meio ambiente.
Foram essas grandes obras que possibilitaram uma agricultura produtiva que levou à criação de cidades e impérios. Sem elas, no clima seco e desértico do Oriente Médio, não haveria lírios nos campos que tanto impressionaram Jesus há 2 mil anos, como se pode ver no Sermão da Montanha em Jerusalém, segundo Mateus.
Sem as obras realizadas, provavelmente não haveria lírios no Oriente Médio. Desenvolvimento exige a realização de obras e impactos que podem ser predatórios e modificam a natureza. Preservação ambiental exige a manutenção da natureza. Por essas razões, conciliar desenvolvimento – essencial para o bem-estar das populações – com a preservação ambiental exige compromissos.
Estabelecer os limites dos impactos aceitáveis é o grande problema: se forem muito liberais, podem provocar danos irreversíveis ao meio ambiente. Se forem muito exigentes, podem inviabilizar as próprias obras. Esse é o dilema que enfrentamos hoje e solucioná-lo se torna cada vez mais urgente, porque a ação do homem sobre a natureza – no seu conjunto de mais de 7 bilhões de pessoas – atingiu um nível comparável à ação das forças geológicas naturais (chuvas, ventos, mares, erupções vulcânicas e outras).
No caso da poluição local, estes compromissos foram basicamente estabelecidos com a legislação ambiental adotada na Inglaterra em 1953 – que resultou na despoluição do Rio Tâmisa –, depois adotada em suas linhas gerais no mundo todo, inclusive no Brasil.
Nos países em desenvolvimento, sua implementação deixa muito a desejar porque têm faltado recursos para cumprir a legislação. O exemplo mais flagrante é o caso do saneamento básico (coleta do lixo e a disposição de esgotos residenciais e seu tratamento). Quase metade da população brasileira não tem acesso a ele. A Baía de Guanabara, no Rio de Janeiro, continua poluída, bem como o Rio Pinheiros, em São Paulo. A coleta, reciclagem e disposição do lixo urbano estão progredindo no Estado de São Paulo, mas existem ainda milhares de lixões a céu aberto no País.
Outros problemas ocorrem na construção de usinas hidrelétricas. Os reservatórios necessários para que elas continuem produzindo energia nos períodos secos do ano podem inundar grandes áreas, o que impacta populações e o meio ambiente local. Sem elas, contudo, as cidades ficariam no escuro. Este é talvez o melhor exemplo dos conflitos entre desenvolvimento e a preservação do meio ambiente e que não pode ser solucionado sem arbitrar entre os interesses dos afetados e os dos que são beneficiados pelos empreendimentos.
O novo problema que surgiu nas últimas décadas é o do aquecimento global: a temperatura média do planeta já aumentou mais de um grau centígrado desde 1850 e continua aumentando em razão da queima de combustíveis fósseis, que tem como resultado a produção dos gases responsáveis pelo aquecimento (global), como dióxido de carbono, que são lançados na atmosfera, e o desmatamento.
As consequências deste aquecimento poderão ser devastadoras e temos, portanto, duas alternativas: ou nos adaptamos a um mundo mais quente ou tomamos medidas preventivas para evitar que ele se aqueça.
O que fazer, então? Atacar os problemas da poluição local que estão nos afligindo agora ou concentrar novos esforços em tentar reduzir as consequências futuras do aquecimento global?
Este é um falso dilema, que foi discutido desde 1992, quando foi adotada a Convenção do Clima no Rio de Janeiro: é ainda possível evitar o aquecimento global tomando medidas de precaução, isto é, evitando aumentar as emissões de gases de efeito estufa e tomando medidas para reduzi-las? Ou é tarde demais e precisamos adotar medidas para nos adaptarmos a um mundo mais quente? Exemplo de adaptação seria construir diques para nos proteger do aumento do nível do mar, como fez a Holanda no passado.
A tese dominante, até agora, foi a de adotar medidas de precaução e deixar medidas de adaptação para o futuro.
Para evitar estes conflitos e não fazer nada são inventadas teorias conspiratórias de todo tipo e até tentativas de negar as bases científicas do aquecimento global, que são bem estabelecidas. O “ruído” criado pelos assim chamados “negacionistas” – incluindo alguns brasileiros mal informados – é adiar a adoção de medidas relativamente simples para enfrentar os problemas, entres eles o de reduzir o desmatamento da Amazônia, que é a principal fonte de emissões do Brasil. As ações necessárias para tal, sobretudo a fiscalização, são de baixo custo, como já foi demonstrado pela redução do desmatamento a partir de 2005.
Portanto, enfrentar o problema do aquecimento global não exige ainda grandes obras, mas políticas públicas (e legislação resultante) que orientem o desenvolvimento na direção correta, incluindo a adoção de energias renováveis e a solar em substituição à energia gerada queimando combustíveis fósseis.
Já a solução dos problemas de poluição local, como saneamento básico, exige grandes obras de engenharia e engajamento direto de autoridades locais (prefeitos e governadores). É neles que é preciso investir agora, enquanto as políticas públicas surtem efeitos para o futuro.
Não há o que escolher. Ambas ações são necessárias.
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Jaune, don't ask me how I got it but I need you to put it on your wrist!!
Okay, so based on the minimal research I did, the Chaquetrix is a Ben-10 fanbase device, created by TrixTheAlien, and whose sole purpose is to... "generate the most breedable version of the selected alien species to repopulate, fulfilling the Omnitrix original purpose of preserving all species." Judging by the fan-art, it either turns the user into this "most breedable version" OR it creates a sort of harem-style sex-slave of the alien. That said, here's my response...
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Jaune: What?! Why?!
Ruby: Jaune, what's going on? What's that thing on your wrist?
Jaune: What thi... (Chaquetrix attached)
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Ruby... Get help.
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Jaune… stop being a pussy and get inside an Armored Core!
Jaune: Why does everyone keep forgetting I get motion sickness really easily? Like, the last time I was in any kind of airship, I couldn't leave the bed, and then I woke up covered in some kind of sticky goo. You remember that, right? You were there, Ruby!
Ruby: O-Oh... Yeah... Totally...
THIS IS NOT CANON!
DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!
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Ruby jaune at gun convention.
Behold the age changing ray hidden in a cigar. ,* shows it works by aging Jaune into rusted knight*
Jaune: Change me back! Change me back!
Ruby: Hang on, Jaune! I gotcha! (Uses cigar)
Jaune: (Little kid) Wuby! Not dis young~!
Ruby: One sec! (Pulls out scroll) Heehee~! (Taking pictures)
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Ru-Ja-Gun-Con Au: I got some weapons for you. Take a look*Pulls out Pulse Pistols from Overwatch* These fire quickly and self reload. They are great close to mid range. I would not recommend them at long range. They even have speical arm peices to be stored in.
I see your not sold. Did I mention they come with tight pants that really show the butt well. Get all the ladies with that.
So want to negotiate prices?
Jaune: I don't know. Selling pants with a gun sounds like a bad idea. What do you think, Ruby?
Jaune: ...Ruby?
Ruby: (Staring at the pants)
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For ruby jaune gun convention the solar scorcher its a solar powered laser gun. Got light you got ammo as ruby's eyes make there own light she could have endless ammo
Ruby: I don't think that's how my eyes work.
Jaune: Have you tried?
Ruby: Well, no, but I don't think my eyes really count as a light source.
Jaune: Are you sure? They seem pretty like moonlight to me.
Ruby: ...What?
Jaune: I mean, they're shiny like the moon! Haha, oh, uh, is it hot in here, or...
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Ra-Ja-Gun-Con Au: Ever get tired of short jokes or wish their was a way out due the other women flauting well I present the Crystal Flashlight.(Crystal Flashlight from gravity falls) To show how it works you need to flip the Crystal on the front so the flat side is againist lens. Pink shinks likes so *shinks beowolf into size on a plushie* and blue meets grow *grows sandwich into the size of a pizza* so what you think?
Before you ask Yes it does work on boobs and genital. A lot people have asked about that today. So get that out of the way. So what you interested?
Jaune: This seems like a gross abuse of scientific study- RUBY!
Ruby: (About to use on cookie batch) What?
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Naw Jaune wouldn't get a rifle. He would get a revolver and if being specific Vash's gun in trigun stampede.
That thing is more club or tonfa than gun. At least the caliber is easier, plus if he wants to save bullets, no one is gonna expect a hard blunt hit to the face. Especially aura enhanced
Ruby: Okay, Jaune; just like I told you!
Jaune: Uh, Ruby? This thing feels like I'm holding a brick. Are you sure I'm safe?
Ruby: Just keep your grip firm and your eyes open. You should be fine!
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(For Ru-Ja-Gun-Con)
Ruby is sick getting sick of Jaune constantly getting new weapon people instead of a simple gun. It got to the point where she brought Prof. Goodwitch with her, Jaune, Pyra, and Pyrrha to the con just to keep them on track. While chaperoning the group they end up at the same stand and while she’s able to keep Jaune from acquiring another Blade; Glynda ends up gaining one herself, much to Ruby’s growing frustration.
Ruby: Professor Goodwitch, why? You were supposed to be the responsible one...
Goodwitch: It never hurts to have additional support, Ms. Rose.
Brighid: Your professor is right, Miss Rose. You should listen to her.
Goodwitch: Thank you, Brighid.
Brighid: Of course, Professor Goodwitch.
Ruby: OH GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM.
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RU-JA-GUN-CON
Not sure if you have done this one yet, but I am sure anyone who has any taste in weaponry would find this piece a collector's dream.
While not necessarily a gun, I am sure anyone who is anyone would have heard a special engineer who made this thing famous.
Fully upgraded if Jaune has enough money to afford the nods for this baby.
Jaune: How about this thing?
Ruby: "This thing"? Jaune, it's a plasma cutter! It uses concentrated plasma beams to sever low-density metal at a molecular level!
Jaune: Sheesh, when did you become an engineer?
Ruby: Let me ask you this, Jaune; can you afford it?
Jaune: ...So, uh, what else have we got around here?
Ruby: That's what I thought.
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Someone has to do it ruby jaune gun conventiom the machine gun bra from austin powers
Jaune: Uh... Ruby?
Ruby: YEah, Jaune?
Jaune: ...Nevermind.
Ruby: What? What were you gonna ask me?
Jaune: Forget about it, Ruby!
Ruby: Fine. Guess everything's all groovy, right?
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For ruby jaune gun con why not automatic bow and arrow?
Ruby: Believe it or not, this was actually the first dual ranged combination weapon.
Jaune: Really?
Ruby: Probably.
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Ruby jaune gun convention
The dino shot from dinosaur king load cards pull trigger you summon dinosaur pull again dinosaur do super powered attack like trex spits out flaming sword for example. You know you want to shoot dinosaurs at people
Jaune: Wait, wouldn't that mean I'd have to have cards to shoot load into the gun first?
Ruby: And what kind of dinosaurs should we expect to come out, anyways?
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How jealous is Ruby knowing that being Pyra/Mythra’s driver at ‘The Con’ means Jaune has access to a giant fucking robot?
Ruby: JAUNE, GET DOWN FROM THERE!
Jaune: I WANT TO, BUT I CAN'T!
Pyra: Do you think we should have taught him how to pilot it?
Mythra: I'm sure he can figure it out.
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