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ctrlemis · 2 years

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𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐗 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒. jin's gf

synopsis. in which hyunjin asks to add his new girlfriend to his friend group's discord/roblox server, and chaos ensures. paring. various non idol! idols x platonic! gn! reader. genre. comedy, cursing, crack, smau. warnings. cursing, homosexuality, just a whole lot of crack shit that you would come up with at 7am. a/n. hey guys😁 so when i said i was working on something this was it. this is kinda making fun of those roblox storytimes on tiktok but also something inspired by sai's in dire need of cash, and sei's please, leave me alone crack oneshots so blame them😵‍💫 i won't promise anything but this was fun so i may do more

part two.

perm taglist. @coffeewon @soobin-chois @jangwonie @hiqhkey @bigtoewinwin @enhacolor @abdiitcryy @hseungi @chiyuv @seungstarss @strwberrydinosaur @sarcasmhadachild @butterflyy-ningg @simeonswhore

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bearseulgs · 2 years

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IVE as girlfriends

gn!reader x ot6

genre: fluff

wc: 891

warnings: food

requested!! tysm

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Gaeul ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

i see Gaeul as being a very playful gf

y'all love joking around w each other

you don't see each other much during the week due to school and work so you've dedicated saturday night to y'all's night where you watch movies, bake, and play board games

you would expect twister to be cute and stuff but no twister is WAR

she probs likes those group hangout dates where you're with friends but y'all two end up going off to do your own thing

y'all're just so enamored by each other

also on game/movie nights, you sometimes have little showcases where you get to show off your interests in powerpoints UGH an autistic's dream date tbh

but she also knows when to be serious

she's very good at talking things out, and bc of this arguments rarely occur

that and you just match each other very well

the perfect relationship tbh

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Yujin ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

loml fr

you can always lean on her, she loves helping people, esp you

but she also needs support bc becoming leader at such a young age can be stressful, esp after debuting at 15

anyways what's it like having the coolest gf ever??

y'all love going on fun, adventurous dates together, like hiking or amusement parks

yujinnie trying to win you a plushie at those game booths I'M CRYING 🥹🥹

y'all would defo make each other playlists, and she listens to every one you send very carefully, always wanting to hear your music taste

she thinks it helps her get to know you a lil more <3

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Rei ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

other loml

i really like Rei's art, and she seems to like making art, so i feel like y'all would sometimes have those dates where you do that thing where you share a canvas and every 5 minutes you switch so the other person adds onto the painting until y'all are done

sorry if i didn't explain that right 😭

or if you aren't an artist or singer or anything arts related, she'd love watching you do your own little thing and learning about it

like if you play video games, she's always down to game w you, or if you keep a garden she'll tend to it w you

but if you are a musical person she loves hearing you perform, whether it's at a school concert or just you and her

y'all are each other's biggest supporters

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Wonyoung ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

she'd be such a good gf

always very caring and attentive, your needs would never go unnoticed by her

but she expects the same energy in return

Wonyoung values you a lot, but she's also very sure of her worth, so for the relationship to work y'all have to put the same amount of effort in

different types of effort is okay tho

like i see Wonyo as being very physically affectionate and liking to praise her s/o ☺️

but say you sometimes don't want physical touch, but like being in the same room doing separate things?? she loves you for that

y'all go on all sorts of dates around the city, whether it's lunch at the local cult's deli (yes we have that where i live), afternoon tea at the park, or shopping at a local bookstore

y'all always exchange little gifts and do small tasks for each other, it's like your thing

whether it be her bringing home a flower she found that she thought was pretty like you or you doing her laundry bc you know she's been busy

overall a very healthy relationship, y'all are absolutely perfect together

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Liz ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

she's so shy and i find it so endearing

definitely was scared to be affectionate at the beginning bc she didn't wanna seem clingy

but over time she got much more comfy with you and now she's always cuddling up to you aw 💞💞

aquarium dates

i honestly think Jiwoo would love the aquarium

y'all taking pics of each other next to the pretty jellyfish wall 💞

or when both of you are tired and want a stay at home type date, baking/cooking

esp if you've been watching food shows together,,, the kitchen is your professional workshop

she loves you so much, she is the sweetest girl so please take care of her ☹️

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Leeseo ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

she's the absolute opposite of Liz lmao

she seems so confident, she defo asked you out and asked you to be her s/o

Yujin said that Hyunseo has a lot of friends that she's close with so i feel like she'd love introducing you to them

ARCADE DATES

going bowling and then hitting up the arcade after 😩 GIMME NOW

she spends like,,, $5 at the claw machine before you intervene

(whether to show her how you do it or drag her away depends on your claw machine skillz)

going insane on the hammer thing and competing to see who can hit it the hardest

y'all are so competitive fr

but at the end of the day you really do love each other and would do anything for each other

a/n: bruhhh this should not have taken me as long as it did 💔💔 anyways get me a Liz, also lmk if you want a more detailed version for a member!! i'd be more than happy to do that

©️ bearseulgs 2022

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7amaspayrollmanager · 1 month

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There's a video of this gazan boy crying and talking about how he wants to step on the head of the israeli soldier that would step on his head when he held him captive. That boy is 12. I can't conceive the hatred that israeli soldiers have for these children to treat them with such barbarity. I watched that video and afterwards walked around with my hands clenched thinking about how many other children that are my brothers age and younger are being tortured and how zionists online are just gleefully denying it or laughing at these videos. I fucking hate these people for what they've done the trauma they inflicted only to go back to their lives. And this violence is endorsed by college faculty who r treated like their opinions are deserving of fair treatment while professors that endorse palestinian resistance are treated like they're crazy

#i truly do not care i am so angry that if i saw that israeli professor in the hallways i want to crack her head against the wall #like genuinely feel that hateful and ive never felt this level of anger

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juniemunie · 3 months

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Its the kids turn!! ⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

i put way too much effort in this

Don't worry they're still FAR from the conventional nuclear family lmao

PJ is by @/7goodangel

Gradient is by @/askcomboclub

Template by @/unu-nunu-art

Error and Fresh by @/loverofpiggies

Ink by @/comyet

Design notes under!

Design Notes for PJ:

-Error patches up the tears on his scarf! Very nice of him to do.

-All the art materials he has stashed on his belt are for food. He likes to snack on em often.

-Because of Error's..."tolerance" of him, he has more strings that he can use. He's got enough to form legs.

-Fresh gifts him magical ink durable Heely shoes! Instead of shedding footprints all over the place, he can instead heely/skate around and leave behind lines. He's creative on using it during battles. He would never admit it, but he appreciates the gift.

Design Notes for Gradient:

-I based his outfit off ye old web aesthetics like Cyber Grunge,,, I really liked the big pants look on him.

-I placed his scarf on his neck to match with his family, but also to match Template's scarf hehe, a little sign of his influence.

-You can't see it but his laptop bag has a ton of pins and merch of random dated internet references.

-His shoes looking old design Ink's shoes were complete accident but I liked it enough to keep anyway. Maybe Ink gave it to him and he spiced it up!

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maskofnova · 2 months

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The other homestuck post I had in me, its the year of the cringe weirdo couple, my beloveds.

#homestuck #meowrails #meowrail #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #its pale romance hours #i hated them in the comic when i started but now i would kill for them #homestuck did em dirty #but thats what fanfic and fanart is for #even though there is shockingly little of either for them and it makes me so so so sad #relegated to background characters only #i cant fully blame them though like equius is the worst but ive come to like him when i think of him outside of his joke aspects #hes the definition of crack taken seriously #mogs art

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

#just a little guy learning to be tall... hard work #now if yall will excuse me im gonna shove my head into boiling water #that oughta fix me #pls enjoy the additional scribbles of his Attempts #they were too important in my mind not to include #godddddd i love himmmmmmm just a little guyyyyyy #i gotta puzzle out how to draw ms beagle #ive never drawn a chicken! much less a chicken puppet!#wait no sorry that was a fucking lie #i have drawn like. 2 chickens previously In My Life. i think... i could be wrong!#ive never claimed to have a working or reliable memory <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #barnaby b beagle #hes just so small and sweet and immmmmm IMMMMMMM #unwell. simply unwell yes yes #there's no saving me! leave me for the vultures! allow me to live up to my url!#puppy barnaby already makes me feel as though my ribcage has been cracked open #might as well let the scavengers have a Taste. im sure im delicious!

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the-meme-monarch · 9 months

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they invented romance. they're bad at it. (they've yet to actually speak to each other in canon)

second comic idea was suggested by @twipsai !!

#deltarune #the art gallery #capsei #ive been looking at the second comic for like (looks at watch) 26 hours and i feel like i beat the joke to death #let ke know if you tjink its funny i feel like i broke it HDSJSB #i drew the first one a few days ago now and it still cracks me up #scc

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s0fter-sin · 2 months

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i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’#and he just goes ‘hang on a second’#soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’#just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

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avuck · 2 years

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Sleepy sy-on boy

#sleeping with the door cracked bc aint no one actually checking on him #😔😔😔#spy x family damian #damian desmond #spy x family #spy family #sxp #spy family chapter 67.1 #i think thats a narwal?#this is the fastest ive ever pumped out art jdgdjkfv #my art #fanart #sy on boy #this took 4 hours i read the chapter this morning

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gamelpar · 1 year

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s3 au they’re all together having movie nights on pabu

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb omega #tbb echo #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tcw #sw crack #my edits #more like weirdopath #ive had this in my head for days finally i get to release them into the wild #1k #2k #my memes

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ctrlemis · 2 years

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𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ⁀ awaken and find out what happens after like word count. 0.6k. warnings. none.

“3, 2, 1, ACTION!”

The cameras flash, signaling that the recording has started. Y/N, Asta, and Sebastian stand on the side of stge, out of cameras view. Next to them are Yujin, Liz, and Wonyoung. In front of the cameras are Hades, Nadia, Jungwn and Riki. They all look fantastic, and by the way Nadia rolls on the balls of her feet in her flats, they can tell she’s excited.

“Oh my, do you guys hear that?” Nadia asks her three co-hosts, feigning confusion. The other three, look around innocently, before looking at Nadia.

“No, what are you talking about, Nadia?” Riki bites, and as soon as he does, a sweet melody plays through the studio. Hades and Jungwon sway to the beat of it, before it stops.

“That’s the sound of music! Welcome to Sound of Music, with your MC’s, Nadia, Riki, Jungwon, and myself, Hades!” Hades says smiling.

“It’s our first day as MCs. Are you all nervous too?” Jungwon recites his script perfectly. Y/N can’t help but chuckle softly at how corny it is, because it’s almost somewhat cute. Wonyoung seems to think the same, because a soft giggle comes from her. Y/N glances at her, and when the tall girl looks back they look forward, heat rushing to their face. They ignore the way Asta elbows them, watching the four mcs.

“Now, we welcome our guests, three members of two groups here to promote their new comebacks! Are you all ready to AWAKEN and find out what happens AFTER LIKE?” Nadia questions, and Y/N’s mouth curls inward in order not to burst out laughing. “Please welcome our guests, Asta, Sebastian, and Y/N of ETERNIA, as well as Yujin, Wonyoung, and Liz of IVE!” That’s their queue. With the inhale of a deep breath, they follow their older members onto the stage.

“So, Liz, could you tell us a bit about what After Like is about? This is your third single album, correct?” Riki asks.

“Right, and you guys sampled ‘I will survive’ Right?” Hades adds. ‘They’re really good at MC-ing.’ Y/N thinks as Liz answers the question. In fact, they don't realize they’ve spaced out until Asta nips them on their elbow. He has good timing too, because Jungwon looks at them, ready to ask them a question.

“Now Y/N, in your words, what does this new album AWAKEN mean to you?” Jungwon asks them, staring at them intently. They falter for a second, his hard gaze burning a hole into their head. They remain professional though, smiling dazzlingly.

“Well Jungwon, in my personal opinion, AWAKEN is about waking up and realizing and accepting who you truly are, and being that person in whatever way feels right to you. To stay true to yourself, no matter right or wrong is what it means to AWAKEN. To choose yourself in the face of adversity is what AWAKEN means to me. I hope it can mean the same to our fans.” Jungwon mods, turning to Wonyoung as Nadia asks her another question about AFTER LIKE. As they mentally pat themself on the back for that answer, they don't seem to notice or realize that seconds before, Wonyoung was ogling them.

A/N. GUESS WHOS BACK, BACK AGAIN?? its crazy so many mfs ik are coming back and updsting today like damn am i the blueprint or what😁 jk but anyways i hope you all enjoyed this!! i had alot of fun writing this so yeah(btw its not proofread and im seriously sleep deprived i woke up at four am so please understand thanks you love)

SYNOPSIS. Wonyoung & Jungwon are more alike then people think. Besides the basics, like being the same age and both being idols, they both enough the same types of music, stan the same groups, and they both have a crush on ETERNIA’s maknae. Only two problems. The world is convinced they’re secretly dating and they both know that the other likes Y/N L/N

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zephyrchama · 21 days

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This could apply to either Solomon (in Nightbringer) or the demon brothers (in OG/maybe later Nightbringer?).

What if whoever MC lived with started cursing bags of potato chips and pickle jars, simple stuff that occasionally is difficult to open, so that MC could never open them alone and always needed help?

They might be able to get away with it for a week or two, tops, before facing MC's vengeance.

#posts saved to the drafts folder at 2am #“you curse my food so I can't open it? fine. I'll open YOU” mc yells and goes at them with a flimsy plastic knife #obey me hcs #obey me hc #obey me scenario #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me crack #omswd #obey me!#obey me headcanon #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me solomon #obey me ideas #theres a jar of pickles in the fridge ive been unable to open for three months

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wrinkleintime · 7 months

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enterprise text posts: featuring t'pol my beloved <3

+ BONUS

was a toss up on which screencap to use for girls night! so you get BOTH. ft. archer hanging with the girlies in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city <3

#i too wake up everyday saying SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME and then i go to work :)#and how am i expected to act normal when theres literally sounds!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is asking the real questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!#star trek #star trek enterprise #t'pol #enterprise text posts #mine #the way archer is looking into the camera in the he's not my boyfriend one cracks me up. he's really just some guy t'pol drags around.#anyway this whole set was so fun ive been making these like one at a time for months and have finally accumulated enough for a full post <3

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sketchy-tour · 5 months

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He has!!! ARIVED!!!!!

He's here he's here he's here!!!!!! Safe and sound!!! We sat down and did some coloring together!!!!

And also made sure he met his new neighbors! Had a nice chat with my childhood stuffed animal! Asking all about what his new home is like. And of course, he had to meet Boober Fraggle!

Watched some Winnie the Pooh together! I think he really liked it. I hope he felt warm and welcomed in my home. A nice and cozy first day here!

#welcome home #wally darling #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #not art #i mean except for the crayon doodle-#nfndjfkdk #IM FILLED WITH SO MUCH JOY RN!!!!!#Hes HERE!! i keep grabbing his little face with my hand!#hes so sweet. hes so small!#AAAAA I GET TO SPIN HIM FOR REAL!!!!!!!!#PICKING HIM UP AND SPINNING HIM IRL!!!!!#I wanna get a lil voice box for him so bad.#Specifically of him saying “Keep your smile merry and always know that I love you. Very much.”#like you have no idea NO IDEA #i need to find one small enough though!!!!!!#and get help. cause haha i cannot sew #anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!! jdjfjdkkfkfj Celebrated with cartoons and cracked open a box of crayons just for him!#literally #ive been saving those crayons for when he got here. didnt open them till today!!!!#SPECIAL CRAYONS FOR SPECIAL MAN!#also cant not imagine him staring in awe at my rainbow keyboard. hed love that shit #sorry if this is too silly and sappy im just!!!! so happy right now!!!!!

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cdelphiki · 3 months

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Do rich people have to go to the DMV to renew their license? Like, would Bruce Wayne have to go to the DMV and wait in a long line for three hours with his 14 proofs of address, 3 different government issued IDs, birth certificate, and SSN card, only to get yelled at for not having a notarized statement from his 7th grade English teacher attesting to his completion of the Iowa basics that year that the website definitely told him he should have had, why didn't he read the instructions on the website? Because that would make me feel better if I knew Batman had to do it too.

#batman #lmao #wish me luck im going in at the crack of dawn tomorrow #ive got the whole list of shit #im expecting to be yelled at for not renewing online #i will not pay a doctor to do a vision test when the dmv does it for free #bite me new york state

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sakuraspoke · 1 month

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#ok i am very sleep deprived but i've been cracking myself up with this and needed to share #he creepin #papa emeritus iv #papa iv #copia #flashing #tw flashing #flashing gif #the band ghost #ghost #my gifs

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