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at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror
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Something that strikes me as I'm planning on hosting some visiting relatives (BTW if I have any New Zealand followers can you please reblog or comment with details about what type of tea is considered standard or a little better than average in New Zealand?) is how much comfort and joy I've given vegetarian and vegan travelers in the past by just serving them some good tasty normal calorie levels vegetarian/vegan food, as unfortunately that can be hard to come by as a traveler in the US and so several of the people I've hosted were obviously running a calorie deficit because they were struggling to find enough food suitable to their diet.
And, I am not vegetarian! I'm low-key ideologically Not vegetarian! But I also believe that 1. It's immoral to intentionally trick someone else into violating their own morals even if you don't share them and 2. Hospitality means serving people good food that they like and can eat.
I've gotten a lot of shocked responses from people in the past when I would say something like, "This recipe can be made vegetarian/vegan if you swap the meat broth with vegetable broth/swap the cheese for vegan cheese or omit it" and then they'd assume that I must be vegetarian/vegan myself, and not understand why I would care about tracking which recipes could be vegetarian or consider it a valuable thing. Other people have dietary restrictions and sometimes I want to make them something nice to eat! It's shitty hosting to invite someone to Thanksgiving and then have like two things out of twenty they can eat, you know?
#food#original post#vegetarian#vegan#hospitality#cooking#also meat is expensive and I don't always have a lot of money#good rice and beans dishes have multiple utilities#politeness#the same principle applies to other dietary restrictions#I've ordered a lot of pizza for groups containing jews or muslims#guess what#my standard group pizza order is pork free
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A concept:
Pre-Empyrea. The Young Wizard searches for a Skyway captain at the behest of the Arcanum and they track down old Coleridge in Polaris.
Instead of directing them to James T. Pork, he informs them that if they want someone really up for the adventure, they need a particular young captain known for their wits, their skill, and most legendary, their defiance of the vast Valencian Armada.
They need the Young Pirate.
#wizard101#pirate101#empyrea#this version of empyrea would be vastly different when the young wizard's allies not comprise about 90 percent#of pirates who have no respect for magic rules#sparck still joins in bc *someone* has to make sure they don't wreck the ship (still gets wrecked by the aethyr anyway)#i think maybe sparck could qualify as a musketeer type maybe with a ray gun or something#precursor to the essence cannon in the medulla fight maybe?#and maybe pork and beans just happen to be stuck in the castaway city on empyrea so they still join in#idk i got lots of ideas but this just came to me earlier
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god everytime i cook soup with cabbage in it i get reminded theres like so much beauty in this world or whatever
#I could eat boiled savory cabbage everyday 4 the rest of my life#my grandparents used to have us eat a lot of cabbage on new years bc of this saying#that if you eat cabbage you'll get rich or whatever#now idk about any of that. it just tastes good :^)#txt#anyways this soup :D onion stock!!! sauteed leeks and vegan apple “pork” sausage#and boiled some cabbage and apples bc sour apples taste GOOD in stew idc what ppl sayyy its good#then a bit of corn starch to thicken it ohhh and kidney beans i forgot. its yums
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I kept being like damn I'm hungry constantly what's up w that this is so weird
Then I was like okay it's okay it's winter so you're cold and using up more energy
Then I thought hey why don't I try tracking my food a little bit, see if that helps
Yeah turns out I've been eating way way way too little! Turns out like 1-1.5 meals a day isn't good enough!
Idk I feel better bc there's a good reason but also, eating 3 meals a day sounds hard and expensive
I suppose I could figure out how to beef up my meals to be more filling
#personal#ive been making some fun things lately#i should be cooking more tho#ill have all the extra spare time#but none of the money#food mention#i made bison and pork meatballs#i did a beet and pasta salad where everything turned pink#ive done some yummy roast veggie salads#lots of rice and tuna#beans and rice
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Don't worry guys I know it's been (bean?) a couple days since I made a bean soup or stew but i am happy to report that I made another bean stew today.
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The Best Slow Cooker Baked Beans Dad's Recipe
The best slow cooker baked beans are made with navy beans and salt pork and simmered in a sauce of brown sugar and molasses.
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I will write this thought about Veganism and Classism in the USA in another post so as to not derail the other thread:
There are comments in the notes that say meat is only cheaper than plant based foods because of subsidies artificially lowering the price of meat in the United States. This is...part of the story but not all of it.
For my animal agriculture lab we went to a butcher shop and watched the butcher cut up a pig into various cuts of meat. I have had to study quite a bit about the meat industry in that class. This has been the first time I fully realized how strongly the meat on a single animal is divided up by socioeconomic class.
Like yes, meat cumulatively takes more natural resources to create and thus should be more expensive, but once that animal is cut apart, it is divided up between rich and poor based on how good to eat the parts are. I was really shocked at watching this process and seeing just how clean and crisp an indicator of class this is.
Specifically, the types of meat I'm most familiar with are traditionally "waste" parts left over once the desirable parts are gone. For example, beef brisket is the dangly, floppy bit on the front of a cow's neck. Pork spareribs are the part of the ribcage that's barely got anything on it.
And that stuff is a tier above the "meat" that is most of what poor people eat: sausage, hot dogs, bologna, other heavily processed meat products that are essentially made up of all the scraps from the carcass that can't go into the "cuts" of meat. Where my mom comes from in North Carolina, you can buy "livermush" which is a processed meat product made up of a mixture of liver and a bunch of random body parts ground up and congealed together. There's also "head cheese" (made of parts of the pig's head) and pickled pigs' feet and chitlin's (that's made of intestines iirc) and cracklin's (basically crispy fried pig skin) and probably a bunch of stuff i'm forgetting. A lot of traditional Southern cooking uses basically scraps of animal ingredients to stretch across multiple meals, like putting pork fat in beans or saving bacon grease for gravy or the like.
So another dysfunctional thing about our food system, is that instead of people of each socioeconomic class eating a certain number of animals, every individual animal is basically divided up along class lines, with the poorest people eating the scraps no one else will eat (oftentimes heavily processed in a way that makes it incredibly unhealthy).
Even the 70% lean ground beef is made by injecting extra leftover fat back into the ground-up meat because the extra fat is undesirable on the "better" cuts. (Gross!)
I've made, or eaten, many a recipe where the only thing that makes it non-vegan is the chicken broth. Chicken broth, just leftover chicken bones and cartilage rendered and boiled down in water? How much is that "driving demand" for meat, when it's basically a byproduct?
That class really made me twist my brain around about the idea of abstaining from animal products as a way to deprive the industry of profits. Nobody eats "X number of cows, pigs, chickens in a lifetime" because depending on the socioeconomic class, they're eating different parts of the animal, splitting it with someone richer or poorer than they are. If a bunch of people who only ate processed meats anyway abstained, that wouldn't equal "saving" X number of animals, it would just mean the scraps and byproducts from a bunch of people's steaks or pork chops would have something different happen to them.
The other major relevant conclusion I got from that class, was that animal agriculture is so dominant because of monoculture. People think it's animal agriculture vs. plant agriculture (or plants used for human consumption vs. using them to feed livestock), but from capitalism's point of view, feeding animals corn is just another way to use corn to generate profits.
People think we could feed the world by using the grain fed to animals to feed humans, but...the grain fed to animals, is not actually a viable diet for the human population, because it's literally just corn and soybean. Like animal agriculture is used to give some semblance of variety to the consumer's diet in a system that is almost totally dominated by like 3 monocrops.
Do y'all have any idea how much of the American diet is just corn?!?! Corn starch, corn syrup, corn this, corn that, processed into the appearance of variety. And chickens and pigs are just another way to process corn. That's basically why we have them, because they can eat our corn. It's a total disaster.
And it's even worse because almost all the USA's plant foods that aren't the giant industrial monocrops maintained by pesticides and machines, are harvested and cared for by undocumented migrant workers that get abused and mistreated and can't say anything because their boss will tattle on them to ICE.
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The Best Slow Cooker Baked Beans Dad's Recipe
The best slow cooker baked beans are made with navy beans and salt pork and simmered in a sauce of brown sugar and molasses. 1 teaspoon salt, 1 onion sliced, 2 tablespoons brown sugar, 1 package dried navy beans, 1/2 cup molasses, 1/4 pound salt pork thinly sliced, 3/4 teaspoon dry mustard, 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper, 4 cups water or more as needed
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first meal of the day at a humble 10pm. #adulting
#not my silly ass w the. concerning tendencies!#nah its actually because like. we dont have a lot of groceries rn to make stuff w or to snack on#so i have frozen pizzas. but the last two times ive made one its gone to waste (which i hate)#and then we have. pasta... which im just not in the mood for#i dont want to use up more hamburger. i havent attempted making pork chops on my own#i cant sustain myself on cookies. i cant sustain myself on a can of green beans#do you see my issues?#like we HAVE FOOD. thats so true. but unless im Hungry and not just hungry. i usually snack on things like cheez its or smth small#throughout the day. because i mean. growing up we werent really a family that cooked. so i dont know recipes. and i dont know single person#recipes. bc every recipe i look up will be WAY too big for me. and i dont want to just cook for myself if i dont have to#because i like making sure everyone like. has the chance to eat when i do! thats fairness. it bothers me when im the only one eating#something that i made. but not in the 'they think i suck at cooking' way. in the 'they arent eating :(' way#and then on top of ALLLLLLL OF THIS. im a picky eater. so even recommended recipes may not land w me#the journey to get this pizza (see: i will eat the leftovers of this one. i will not do that w the frozen ones) was fucking horrendous but#i have it now. and i am no longer hungery :)
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Beans and Peas - The Best Slow Cooker Baked Beans Dad's Recipe
Navy beans and salt pork are simmered in a brown sugar-molasses sauce creating the best slow cooker baked beans.
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Beans and Peas - The Best Slow Cooker Baked Beans Dad's Recipe
Navy beans and salt pork are simmered in a brown sugar-molasses sauce creating the best slow cooker baked beans.
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Understanding your cycle and the four phases
The female body has four cycle and at each cycle what your body needs will be very different. I'm going to talk about four factors you might want to consider for each phase; what kind of exercise/movement you should try to do, what foods to eat more of or avoid, what your energy levels may be like and self care for that phase. I hope this helps you understand a bit more about what is going on in each phase ands what you can do to help your hormones and body!
Menstruation (Day 1 - 6)
This phase is the easiest to spot as you physically get your period. Your uterus is shedding its lining and your cervix position is low and will feel hard.
what kind of exercise/movement is best to do? This is a good period for rest days and slow movement. Outdoor walks, stretching, slower-paced yoga and bodyweight strength exercises will help you get some movement/exercise in without causing more pain or discomfort for you.
what foods should you try to eat more of or avoid? Try to avoid fatty and salty foods. Vegetables, fruits and herbs like kale, beets, mushrooms, collard and hearty greens, sweet potatoes, root vegetables, dark coloured berries (cranberries, blueberries, blackberries), concord grapes, watermelon, red raspberry leaf, nettle and turmeric will help your body in this phase. Grains, nuts and seeds like buckwheat, wild rice, pumpkin seeds, flax, chestnuts, and peanuts are good to eat more of in this phase. Proteins like kidney beans, adzuki beans, duck, pork, shellfish, sardines, red meat and liver should also be included in more meals. Some examples of meals to have would be stews, warm soups and stir-fries.
what are your energy levels like? your energy is normally fairly low at this point, so try to prioritise sleep and rest. Try and make sure your schedule is fairly light at this point, lots of targets and deadlines may be somewhat overwhelming or stressful.
what kind of self care should you do and not do? Try to avoid exfoliating and waxing, your skin may be dehydrated and sensitive. Focus on getting more moisture and hydration, avoid harsh products. Try hydrating masks and focus on reducing inflammation. Try putting together a period package, journaling and reading more. Get plenty of sleep during this phase.
Follicular (Day 6 - 14)
This phase is when oestrogen and testosterone levels start to rise. The pituitary gland releases FSH and your energy, mood and libido rise!
what kind of exercise/movement is best to do? Now is a great time for more high-energy movement and exercise! Try activities like , hiking, running, swimming and Pilates as you have much more energy and will likely be prepared to exercise for longer.
what foods should you try to eat more of or avoid? Try and eat more veggies, fruits and herbs such as artichoke, broccoli, sprouts, carrots, lettuces, green peas, string beans, zucchini, rhubarb, parsley, avocado, citruses, pomegranate, plums, cherries, nettle and basil. Grains and seeds such as oats, barley, rye, wheat, pumpkin, flax, Brazil nuts and cashes will help during this phase. Protein-wise try to eat more lentils, split peas, black eyed peas, poultry, trout and shellfish. Meals that may be good during this period are oatmeal/overnight oats, tahini bowls, blueberry banana muffins and avocado salad.
what are your energy levels like? Your energy levels have risen so your brains ability to problem solve and plan. Creativity will be sparking during this period! Now is a great time to start new projects, brainstorm, dream big, plan for the week and do the things you love.
what kind of self care should you do and not do? Your skin has improved hydration, hyaluronic acid production. Now is a good time to try out new products as your skin will be at it's best and use gentle exfoliants to keep your pores clean. Focus on nourishment and treatment for your skin. Now is a good time to exfoliate your skin and use products to really emphasise your skins glow.
Ovulatory (Day 15 - 17)
This is the phase when your fertility is highest and your oestrogen levels are dropping of while your testosterone rises. You'll have a lot more energy and often a high libido.
what kind of exercise/movement is best to do? Try high-energy, high-intensity workouts like weightlifting, cardio such as spin or HIIT and longer hikes with more effort involved.
what foods should you try to eat more of or avoid? Try to eat more vegetables, fruits and herbs such as Brussel sprouts, red bell pepper, aubergine, spinach, tomato, chard, asparagus, scallions, chives, coconut, fig, strawberry, raspberry, apricot, persimmons, guava, dandelion root, burdock root and turmeric. Grains and seeds such as quinoa, pumpkin, flax, pistachio, pecan and almond will help during this phase. Try to eat more proteins such as lentils, salmon, eggs, tuna, shrimp and lamb. Meals that may be good are a fresh fruit or pasta salad, smoothies and broth-based soups.
what are your energy levels like? energy is typically very high at this point so now is a good time to socialise and get high-energy projects done! Be open to new experiences and things, make the most out of this high-energy period.
what kind of self care should you do or not do? Your skin will get oily in the next phase so find some way of deep cleansing (getting a facial etc) and try to keep pores nice and clean with toners and serums. Focus on hydration, nourishment and restorative products for your skin. Your cell turnover is at it's best, so exfoliation should be minimal and gentle during this period. Take long baths or showers and take the time to care for yourself.
Luteal phase (Day 18 - 28)
During this phase you get a surge of progesterone, but if your body confirms you aren't pregnant than then all hormones begin to decrease. Mood changes are fairly common during this period.
what kind of exercise/movement is best to do? as your energy drops so should the intensity and impact, so return back to slower and steadier workouts such as walking or hiking, yoga (you could try a slightly more challenging yoga workout), light Pilates that aren't too fast paced and stretching to help with pain or aches.
what foods should you try to eat more of or avoid? Try to eat more vegetables, fruits and herbs such as cabbage, cauliflower, celery, cucumber, collard and mustard greens, onion, parsnip, pumpkin, radish, squash, potato, sweet potato, apple, dates, peaches, pear, burdock root, dandelion root, red raspberry leaf and ginger. Some examples of grains and seeds that may help are brown rice, millet, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, pine nuts and walnuts. Proteins to eat are chickpeas, turkeys, salmon, cod, halibut and beef.
what are your energy levels like? energy levels may be low/lower than previous cycles, so take the time to engage in creative and relaxing activities such as reading or painting to help with stress relief and to distract yourself.
what kind of self care should you do or not do? try to use gentle skincare products like foaming cleansers or clay masks. Spot treatments may be necessary during this period especially. Focus on skincare as breakouts are very common during this period and avoid trying out new products or any super strong products that may worsen your skin. Make sure to take care of yourself during this period and take things nice and slowly.
Remember this is in no way a one size fits all, the amount the phases last for will greatly vary as will how you feel, but these are a guide on how you may be able to help understand your cycle. All my love mj.
#glow up era#that girl#glow up#self care#self development#glow up journey#self love#it girl#girl blogger#girlblogging#big sister advice#cycle syncing#coqeutte#that girl lifestyle#that girl energy#pink pilates princess#pink pilates girl#becoming that girl
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WILD WEST AU!!!!
You ever notice that when fools do a western AU, they cheap out on the horses or ignore them entirely??? WELL NOT HERE, FOLKS. ONLY THE HIGHEST QUALITY HORSE CONTENT. BECAUSE I LOVE Y’ALL AND ALSO HORSES.
Frank has a snooty Appaloosa because he’s fancy, but also appaloosas are reliable trail horses, so that means he can go bug collecting without worrying much. His insect collection is the envy of all the rich collectors in the whole county.
Wally ended up with a chestnut Arabian mare, because Wally is too small for a bigger horse and I just think it’s funny. HANG ON THERE, PARDNER!! SHE’S A WILD ONE!!! Luckily, Wally is usually unaware of his own horse acting up, and the mare ends up tiring herself out just because Wally simply doesn’t even notice her… he’s too busy spacing out. But he’s one of the best Bronco Busters around thanks to her!
Hunter/trapper/fur trader Barnaby has himself a lovely Shire mare with a sweet and patient disposition. She has no trouble carrying whatever Barnaby has hunted as well as big ol’ Barnaby himself… but he still feels bad about making her work, so he only ever hunts what he needs to in order to get by.
Julie and her mustang are BOTH wild. Julie had the chance to tame her, but instead she just fed off of her spirited energy and now the two of them just tear around being crazy together, getting into trouble, rolling in the dust… Julie wouldn’t have it any other way.
What better steed for a Pony Express postal worker than a sure footed mule?! Seriously, mules are the mountain goats of the equine world. Eddie’s mule might not be as fast of a sprinter as some horses, but this animal can trek over ANY terrain, ensuring that all of the mail gets delivered on time. They have yet to miss a single delivery.
(Snake oil) Salesman Howdy Pillar has a general store in town as WELL as a covered wagon to travel around, ensuring that everyone gets the best deals on their pork ‘n’ beans, biscuits, tobacco, and tonics. You want it? Howdy’s GOT it… and his team of 3 dapple gray Connemara ponies, and one brown one, will make sure that you can get it… also the tallest character having the smallest horses makes me giggle.
Poppy doesn’t have a rideable horse yet, which is perhaps for the best. She spends a lot of time at Howdy’s general store or riding in his wagon. She is his best customer. But she has recently come by a thoroughbred foal that she is now raising from a bottle. So perhaps one day very soon Poppy will have her own tall and elegant steed to carry her around… let’s just hope he’s not too fast for her.
Sally is a performer at the local saloon by night and helps out with cleaning during the day… she knows NOTHING about horses… but one night, after all the local drunks went home, a poor American Paint got left behind. Nobody came back to claim the animal, so Sally boards him at the local ranch and visits often. She hopes one day to learn how to ride him, but it’s slow going. She is, after all, a singer and actress first.
AND THEN HOME THE SALOON!! YOU DIDN’T THINK I’D FORGET HOME, DID YOU?? He has a small stable in the back and a second floor, where Wally lives! Wally gets to spend all his free time hanging out, meeting up with his friends, and drinking all the apple juice he wants! (Just don’t tell him it’s apple juice, he’ll get confused. He thinks he’s just drinking whiskey like everyone else. It’s easier this way.) Also Home is the only saloon that can kick out belligerent drunk people itself!
Also Bonus OCs, Luna O’Hare the bilingual cartographer (created by @m0stlygh0st) and Simon, my boy, the ranch hand! Luna has an Andalusian that she likes to dress up, braid it’s mane, and stick flowers in it-… as snacks for later. They’re also grazing buddies and Luna can often be found eating the horse feed because it’s so similar to rabbit food. Simon has a gelding Quarter Horse with golden retriever energy and not a single braincell to his name. Poor Simon… but at least his horse loves him.
YEEHAW!!!! 🤠
#welcome home#wally darling#frank frankly#barnaby b beagle#julie joyful#Eddie dear#howdy pillar#poppy partridge#sally starlet#welcome home oc#cowboy AU#western AU#wild west AU#horses
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Professor Membrane: Good or Bad Father?
I've decided to scientifically argue weather or not Professor Membrane from Invader Zim father of Dib Membrane and gasoline the other one by going through EVERY EPISODE of Invader Zim (that he appears in) and making a point counter of every good and bad action he does.
Episode 1 The Nightmare Begins
Ignores Dib -1 point
Episode 2B NanoZim
Just gives him the tiny ship when he needs help even though what he says is insane. Proffy doesn't even call him insane just tells him to run along + 1 point
Episode 3A Parent Teacher Night
He tried to show up for the meeting,,, even if it resulted in the lab exploding. + 1 dad point - 1 scientist point
Episode 6B Battle Dib
Didn't recognize his son - 1 point
Too hard to contact - 1 point
Gave Dib the permission slip + 1 point
Episode 8B Bad Bad Rubber Piggy
MADE HIS SON INTO A COOL ASS BATTLE ROBOT TO PREVENT HIM FROM DYING + 1 point
10B Bloatys Pizza Hog
Only one annual family night out - 1 point
Lets Gaz choose wherever she wants + 1 point
Made sure Dib also came + 1 point
If Dib doesn't show up, he'll put it off for next year - 1 point
12B Game Slave 2
One of the best lines in the show + 1 point
13 Battle of the Planets
Told his son aliens were fake and said he had a big head as a baby. The iconic line "my poor insane son" debuts this episode. - 1 point
14 Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
said "It was only a matter of time" for Dib going to HIS INSANE ASYLUM THAT HE OWNS. - 1 point
Did not consider Dib's opinion for a second. - 1 point
Sent Dib to the asylum. For the rest of his life. - 1 point
And an extra bad point, because that's really bad, and the worst thing he's done in the show and what most people remember him for. - 1 point
Another bad point for apparently experimenting on baby Dib so much he has subconscious trauma over it. - 1 point
15B Future Dib
Neglects his children (hasn't shown up for weeks) - 1 point
However he makes prerecorded messages for them so he's not totally abandoning them. + 1 point
Inviting his kids to the infinite energy thingy. + 1 point
Pat Gaz on the head + 1 point
Noticed Dib was missing immedietely + 1 point
He told Gaz to make sure Dib doesn't do anything embarrassing. - 1 point
Waited for his kids despite jeers from the audience + 1 point
DOESN'T GIVE EVERYONE PERPETUAL ENERGY BECAUSE THEY DISRESPECTED HIS KIDS + 1 dad point - 1 scientist point
Membrane doesn't realize the robot dib is fake - 1 point
18B The Sad Sad Tale of Chickenfoot
Invasion of privacy by letting randoms in the house. - 1 point
Calls his son insane to everyone there. - 1 point
Insisting what his son's future is as I'm assuming he does that a lot offscreen. - 1 point
Not defending Dib when everyone starts laughing at him - 1 point
20 Tak The Hideous New Girl
Trying to make friends with Dib's friend :) + 1 point
21 Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars
Tells Gaz to be nice to his brother and helps her out with her problem. + 1 point
Calls Dib insane behind his back - 1 point
23b Dibship Rising
He LIED about the can of beans wiping out ALL HUMAN LIFE - 1 point?
25 Gaz Taster of Pork
Always keeps the fridge stocked with good food + 1 point
Stopped what he was doing immedietely to help Gaz with her problem + 1 point
Put his kid on public TV without consent - 1 point
Turned his kid into an experiment - 1 point
Makes his children have to do an escape sequence at all - 1 point
Apologizes + 1 point
27 The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever
Trusted Dib with his anti-santa arsenal + 1 point
DELETED EPISODES!
Mopiness of Doom
Listened to Dib + 1 point
Told Dib to give up on his dreams - 1 point
Very encouraging to Dib + 1 point
Constantly checking in on Dib + 1 point
Very tuned into Dib's emotions and be able to tell when something is bothering him + 1 point
Professor Membrane's love is conditional - 1 point
Complaining about Dib to Gaz - 1 point
10 Minutes to Doom
Did not recognize his son - 1 point
Did not want to get involved with Dib's fashion matters - 1 point
Deciding to take a look anyways + 1 point
Didn't to his son and now insisting that they have to stop him - 1 point
Day of Da Spookies
Calls his son insane - 1 point
Stopping work to help him anyways + 1 point
TOTAL SCORE
Good Points - 25
Bad Points - 30
ENTER THE FLORPUS
Making his kids a food robot + 1 point
Waiting for Dib + 1 point
Calling his son insane to Gaz - 1 point
Telling Gaz to be supportive, even using metaphors + 1 point
BEHOLD MY BOY CHILD + 1 point
Mean to Dib about his interests - 1 point
Arguing - 1 point
Calling Dib's spaceship fake - 1 point
Wishing isn't very scientific son - 1 point
Patting his son on the head + 1 point
Unprovoked calling Dib's ideas imaginary - 1 point
Confirming he knows aliens exist, thus meaning that he's just saying they don't to be mean to his son specifically - 1 point
Insisting it's a hallucinations so hard - 1 point
Saying he'll always be proud of his son before he thinks he's going to die + 1 point
Saved his son from a pit! + 1 point
Helped fight off robots with Dib + 1 point
Saying "great work honey" to Gaz + 1 point
Using the moose without arguing + 1 point
Pretending like all of it was a hallucination - 1 point
Convincing everyone else it was a hallucination too - 1 point
10 Good point
10 Bad points
TOTAL SCORE
Good Points - 35
Bad Points - 40
RESULTS ARE IN!!!! Professor Membrane, SCIENTIFICALLY, is a BAD DADDYO!!!!!!
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Some of the honorable mentions include- Zataran's Jambalaya (I still love that shit,) condensed soup, piggies in a blanket/plain hot dogs, and crackers with peanut butter and cream cheese.
I've been thinking a lot about the food I grew up with. I was blind to the fact that my family wasn't in the best situation until I grew up and began talking to friends about this sort of stuff.
NOTE: This is meant to be a fun, silly, reminisce about poor kid food! Not any commentary or jab at anyone's socio-economic status or dietary choices!
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