had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

falling in love with someone is problematic because then you are promoting queerbaiting (showing romantic interest without any explicit moments) and forcing the other one into a corner before considering their boundaries. it’s also problematic to daydream about them being in love with you because that’s rpf

what a bastard ⛓️🌑⛓️

オレは今からおツメ切られなのです

She's going to cut my claws just now...

The Midwestern Princess

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

if discord doesnt stop randomly kicking us out of call when both of us are there dead asleep ...

I want to follow him around like a cat and run in front of his feet and trip him

My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a "conventionally attractive" guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

sophie commanded a fucking flea to bite my lip when i picked her up for like 30 seconds jesus christ this is awful i want to DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i wish lesbians were real

me having a great time munching some goldfish and watching my strim loud as shit. my brain going hey are you muted. me going SHIT AM I MUTED