oh to be a tiny fairy sitting on a mushroom in the forest
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my plans for valentine’s day? letting him eat me out in every position imaginable
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If Psych had a Muppet movie
- Lassiter is the resident human
- Muppet Shawn! Is unaware that he is a muppet and is just like *gets hit by three consecutive pianos* “Wow! This should’ve killed me… I must be built different”
- Cookie Monster chomping down scene but it’s Gus and Shawn and a bunch of pharmaceutical pills for some reason
- A lot of famous puppet references
- “I’d rather be David Bowie in ‘The Dark Crystal’ right now.”
- “Gus don’t be a sock being controlled by a hand”
- “Gus don’t be whatever is happening between Bert and Ernie.”
- Let Juliet kick someone Miss Piggy style
- I don’t think Woody should be a Muppet, he should be a Oobi
- I think the bad guy should be hit by a bus and then it pans over to Gus and he goes “This is why you look both ways kids.”
- When Lassiter tries to do serious paperwork and turn it into Karen it turns into a song about paperwork
- Lassiter strangling Shawn but now it’s 10x funnier
- There’s so many famous people but none of them are important at all, Lassiter sits at a bar turns his head and Pedro Pascal is sipping a Shirley Temple and behind him is Clint Eastwood hands deep in some bar nuts
- “Gus don’t be a tennis ball who likes to play banjo”
- Let someone.. anyone cuss
- More points if the only scene of Shawn’s dad is him walking in the precinct saying “Fuck off.” And him walking straight back out
- Let Lassiter have a full song to himself, I need him to have a full ‘Man or Muppet’ type song
- Girlboss Gaslight- Juliet gets to shoot people like a Wilkins coffee ad
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Everyday I wake up hoping someone will write/publish an official in universe biography of Bruce Wayne. Not Batman, Bruce. I want to read how the public has interpreted his childhood, teens, and adult life.
Especially all of Brucie’s public escapades. I want a section on all the children he has taken in and the absolute scandal when it dropped that he had a biological kid dropped off on his doorstep.
I want it all, complete with fake citations and quotes from like Vickie Vale or Gordon.
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God I HOPE that I see some of my posts on here on Pinterest one day.
I want my Pinterest girlies and my fandom babies with no other social medias to be screen-shotting my shit because they’re worried they’ll never see it again if they just save it to their over 5k board
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Listen I’m fully aware at how unlikely it is we’d ever get this, but I’d like you all to imagine
A Vega sleep aid.
That’s all.
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I have no clue what Deadpool 3 has in store but if it does end up being PG-13 I really want them all to fight over the one f bomb. Like Deadpool is constantly getting cut off before he can say it. Wolverine tries to say and it and Deadpool stops him before he can. And then, finally, Deadpool’s going to have his moment, when behind him, Quicksilver runs in and goes “what the fuck are you guys doing in this universe?”
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If Anthony ever addresses the Oak family drama with Lark, Sparrow, and Rebecca. I want the intro to be them recreating the Maury show with Will reacting as Normal and one of them, probably Freddie, doing foley work as a Camera man running after whoever cries. And Beth as Maury is too funny to me.
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abc if you give me anything please give me filler episodes of 911 P L S
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