If Psych had a Muppet movie
- Lassiter is the resident human
- Muppet Shawn! Is unaware that he is a muppet and is just like *gets hit by three consecutive pianos* “Wow! This should’ve killed me… I must be built different”
- Cookie Monster chomping down scene but it’s Gus and Shawn and a bunch of pharmaceutical pills for some reason
- A lot of famous puppet references
- “I’d rather be David Bowie in ‘The Dark Crystal’ right now.”
- “Gus don’t be a sock being controlled by a hand”
- “Gus don’t be whatever is happening between Bert and Ernie.”
- Let Juliet kick someone Miss Piggy style
- I don’t think Woody should be a Muppet, he should be a Oobi
- I think the bad guy should be hit by a bus and then it pans over to Gus and he goes “This is why you look both ways kids.”
- When Lassiter tries to do serious paperwork and turn it into Karen it turns into a song about paperwork
- Lassiter strangling Shawn but now it’s 10x funnier
- There’s so many famous people but none of them are important at all, Lassiter sits at a bar turns his head and Pedro Pascal is sipping a Shirley Temple and behind him is Clint Eastwood hands deep in some bar nuts
- “Gus don’t be a tennis ball who likes to play banjo”
- Let someone.. anyone cuss
- More points if the only scene of Shawn’s dad is him walking in the precinct saying “Fuck off.” And him walking straight back out
- Let Lassiter have a full song to himself, I need him to have a full ‘Man or Muppet’ type song
- Girlboss Gaslight- Juliet gets to shoot people like a Wilkins coffee ad
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So I’ve been stalking for any Eternal Faith news (I’m fucking desperate) and have been watching the only available BTS scenes.
I get that majority of the videos/photos consist of Zhai Xiaowen/Zhang Linghe and the actors of BeefLeaf because they’re the main and more popular ones, but like, what about the other ones? I’ve seen some with Pei Ming and Xuan Ji, and some with the XianLe trio, but that’s it. Maybe because of not wanting to release anything yet, but I actually want to see more of the other actors in their costumes as the characters, yet I haven’t seen anything of the others.
Not me just wanting to see Yin Yu and Quan Yizhen’s actors in their costumes
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I’m not asking for much this Valentine’s Day. All I need is for Mizu to stand behind me and show me how to use a sword by putting her hand over mine. It’s a simple request.
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*screams into the void*
I NEED SOMEONE WITH AI SUPERPOWERS TO MAKE AN AUDIO WHERE EDDIE SAYS MY NAME.
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evan rosier spiderman au. that’s it. that’s the post.
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season three was rly the peak of physical touch buddie,,, since then they’ve been so close and in each others space but just hovering around the actual action of touching each other it makes me ill when i think about it
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The older I get the less these big game titles hold any interest for me like Baldurs Gate 3 Final Fantasy 16 Diablo 4 they all look great I guess but I’d rather nap
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What a time to be a shipper. Literally all my ships are thriving with content rn and I’m just so
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For my birthday I want my favorite fanfiction turned into a physical book to cherish and love.
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I want to know who the dozen lady companions Elia brought to court were!!!!!!!
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Cinderella please tell me how I become part of your new life please please please pick me I don’t care that you leave the armor on in the bed it doesn’t matter to me that you piss your pants I think it’s cute please date me
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i’ve had my squarepusher hello everything cd in my car for like 4 days straight
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I think if someone ran their fingers along my sides I’d be okay
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