i have never seen a character more suited for collared shirts under hoodies than timothy jackson drake
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Please tell me Aziraphale was the first Angel in existence to boop the snoot of a snake. I need this to be true. Just one day in the Garden of Eden, he encountered Crowley in his snake form and just kneels down and boops his nose, leaving a confused snek Crowley as he proceeds to walk away.
Supporting Evidence:
Aziraphale mimicked booping his nose discreetly during a sleight of hand trick in S1.
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Punkflower spider-man kiss prompt but it's not actually a kiss. It's Miles chasing Hobie down across some impossible structure where every surface has its own plane of existence, it's own directon, and Miles can't see anything but Hobie's back no matter how fast he goes. They're talking and keep walking and keep missing each other and Miles gets so frustrated and anxious right up until they're suddenly nose to nose, Miles taking a turn on his "ground" and Hobie taking a turn on his, upside down, right above. It's startling and Miles almost steps back but Hobie just bows his head forward, calm and quiet, and bumps their foreheads together
And they just
Freeze like that for seconds, maybe minutes, Miles leaning in with closed eyes and Hobie holding his head even closer
With no purpose, really, just existing then and there
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pavia forcing Зима to go shopping because there is no way a fashionable italian gangster from the 1990s is sharing a suitcase with someone dressed in basic plain early XX century traditional russian clothes
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All the tdlosk girls plan a slumber party. After being spotted in girl form, Kuriko is invited by Teruhashi because she still thinks Kuriko is Saiki's sister. Saiki unwillingly goes along and refuses to admit they had fun.
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shout out to my little sister who said ‘tom and pete sound like an old married couple who goes to the park to feed pigeons every saturday’ after i told her what maverick and iceman’s names are.
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If Psych had a Muppet movie
- Lassiter is the resident human
- Muppet Shawn! Is unaware that he is a muppet and is just like *gets hit by three consecutive pianos* “Wow! This should’ve killed me… I must be built different”
- Cookie Monster chomping down scene but it’s Gus and Shawn and a bunch of pharmaceutical pills for some reason
- A lot of famous puppet references
- “I’d rather be David Bowie in ‘The Dark Crystal’ right now.”
- “Gus don’t be a sock being controlled by a hand”
- “Gus don’t be whatever is happening between Bert and Ernie.”
- Let Juliet kick someone Miss Piggy style
- I don’t think Woody should be a Muppet, he should be a Oobi
- I think the bad guy should be hit by a bus and then it pans over to Gus and he goes “This is why you look both ways kids.”
- When Lassiter tries to do serious paperwork and turn it into Karen it turns into a song about paperwork
- Lassiter strangling Shawn but now it’s 10x funnier
- There’s so many famous people but none of them are important at all, Lassiter sits at a bar turns his head and Pedro Pascal is sipping a Shirley Temple and behind him is Clint Eastwood hands deep in some bar nuts
- “Gus don’t be a tennis ball who likes to play banjo”
- Let someone.. anyone cuss
- More points if the only scene of Shawn’s dad is him walking in the precinct saying “Fuck off.” And him walking straight back out
- Let Lassiter have a full song to himself, I need him to have a full ‘Man or Muppet’ type song
- Girlboss Gaslight- Juliet gets to shoot people like a Wilkins coffee ad
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I feel like one day, a random day Jason was babysitting Damian, and he took him to a rage room.
That was the first and last time Jason was allowed to babysit Damian (still took him in secret a few times with the help of Tim) and no one knows to this day why Jason isn’t allowed to babysit Damian anymore, only Bruce and Alfred knows.
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spourtommy thought of the night:
one year spencer manages to convince them to go as the jurassic park trio for halloween and they eat so hard
left to right it would be spence then tommy then court ... they would look so good
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Random LongFire headcannon:
After the FirePaw/rusty vs LongTail battle, FirePaw gave LongTail a flower in an attempt to make up for the injuries he gave him, and LongTail ended up wearing the flower on his tail. Fire continued to give LongTail flowers and LongTail continued to wear them in his tail, around his arms as a bracelet, on his neck as a necklace, behind his ears, and used them and decor for his nest in the warriors (and eventually elders) den.
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So what if Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan) and Luo Binghe were in Minecraft? Like both of them were sucked into the game of infinite possibilities. Shen Yuan being chronically online as we say he is he would know exactly how it works and has to teach Luo Binghe the game.
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