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sirazaroff · 9 months

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Bad bitches never die

#fooze #rwby #rwby fanart #sienna khan #rwby sienna #Ayy I’m back from dying and return with someone I’ve been wanting to draw for a hot min now #I refuse to acknowledge she’s dead #I do not see it #it did not happen

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skidthelid · 5 months

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FINISHED COMMISSION FOR @aughtpunk

This is the header for their super awesome cotl fic!!

Go read it

#Thank you sm im so grateful to have gotten to draw it for you!!#my first commission im very proud #ignore the fact I accidentally posted the draft a few minutes ago #it did NOT happen #cult of the lamb #to forgive is divine #cotl narinder #the one who waits #art #commission #fic

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koushuwu · 1 year

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Blue Lock S1 EP9 - Awakening

↳ Nagi Seishiro

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castrotophic · 2 months

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i mean listen im all for shipping noncanon things. i LOVE shipping noncanon things personally!! and i even agree that often there is a significant amount of subtext in media that implies a noncanon ship and i love looking for that subtext!! but what i HATE is when people take VERY OBVIOUSLY NONCANON ships with ABSOLUTELY NO STANDING and try to force canon to agree. even if i like the ship its so frustrating like guys we have fandom for a reason... we can make stuff up we dont have to prove it... please stop

#this is about drarry btw #sorry but there is absolutely 0 chance that jkr the notorious homophobe/racist/transphobe was putting homoerotic subtext #into a childrens book in the 90s #it did not happen #i love drarry i think its great #but please stop with the 'drarry was canon' things it literally wasnt 😭😭#i just feel like it discredits fandom? and credits the author instead for all the cool stuff we can create?#like why on earth are we giving jkr credit for making something cool and gay

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raiiny-bay · 2 years

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previous // next

transcript:

Sneezy: Help! Please, help! They're going to... [smiling, laughing] kill me...

[Sneezy, Cahir, and [REDACTED] kill 3 tavern patrons]

Ick: [entering tavern] Alright, fuckwits-

Bow: Really, Kel? "Fuckwits?"

Kelly: Bowzie, please. You're breaking the immersion.

Bow: Oh, okay. Sorry.

Kelly: So, anyway, like I was saying-

Ick: Who's ready to die?

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goldenngore · 7 months

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all my Tumblr friends: PIRATES!!!

me: naughty space man.

#ooc: back on sad boy shit. what's new? ( 🌱🌹🥀 )#I truly wish i could get into ofmd #but alas #it did not happen

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passumstars · 9 months

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#my art #white box world #hi. id like to complain some #so like. why cant i make 5 second art #i set out to make 5 second art here #it did not happen #days passed #and like ok thats fine bc i was fucking tired #but still #it was not a little scribble #its still bad art dont get me wrong #but its not 5 seconds #there freak ass lighting that i entirely bullshitted #theres forced perspective? that i entirely bullshitted #that one really kills me like i absolutely did not set out to attempt forced perspective #here we are #and like i guess whatever #i made these guys specifically for thoughtless bullshit and its getting away from me #idk #idk guys #i love drawing his hair #love it so much #I WANNA PUT IN MAXIMAL EFFORT EVERY TIME I WANT IT TO LOOK GOOD I WANT SHADOWS AND MOTION AND WHATEVER ELSE #art is fucked up #im so tired #i wanna follow more cool artists #a lot of them are against ageless accounts #and like i get it!#i really do! but i wanna not do that!#i deeply appreciate getting to be more anonymous but i fucking guess i cant be if i wanna try and have more artist people around

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butchfalin · 6 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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redstonedust · 19 days

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now #and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal #but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.

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guhhhhhhhhhhh · 5 months

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Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

#this would've been the talk of the town back in the day #I'm being sarcastic of course but this really did happen

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ibtisams · 5 months

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A report just came out from a Palestinian hostage saying he was strapped with bombs and sent into a Hamas tunnel, with Israel prepared to blow the tunnel up with his body if fighters were found inside and yet people are still making the “Hamas uses human shields” arguments that have been confirmed to be a myth with no supporting evidence

#the hostage also said the same thing happened to a 15 year old boy hostage #both of them did survive as they were pulled out of the tunnel when no fighters were found and then released a few days later #the amount of people (including the US president) who still talk about the Hamas human shields is alarming #since no one has evidence of it and we have more then one piece of evidence of Israel using human shields #palestine #🦢

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meanbossart · 3 months

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Much to think about

#this thought was brought to you by my boyfriend #the other weird scorpio #comic #shitpost #this did probably happen though #so not really #art #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #DU drow #baldur's gate 3 #suggestive #i guess???

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whump-in-the-closet · 3 months

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when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

#did i write a scene with unknown characters where this happens #mmm #maybe #whump #whump writing #whumpblr #whump prompt #whump ideas #whump community #whump prompts #troy talks #whump scenario #thoughts?

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hattersarts · 8 months

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im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years #and literally not make a move #PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much #but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour #thank u for coming to my ted talk #high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two

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cyancees · 1 year

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

#adhd #doodles #show this to your therapist instead of failing to explain it like i did #me: its like i cant control my thoughts like i was trying to think of something earlier today but #all i could think of was this giraffe eating leaves and no matter how hard i tried to focus the thought would just. replay #my therapist: what happens if you try to let the thought just play out #me: ........ i dont know but i dont want it to be there at all when im trying to do simple addition in a maths exam #10k #100k

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redsray · 3 months

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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites #its a very fun game for them #bruce just lets it happen #he secretly finds it funny #sometimes even plays along #socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien

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