#is he still hated? do I still have to pin ppl to the wall as I explain dragon dad's feelings???
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The King of Beauty & Violence, Adder himself!
(Yes he can keel you but doesn't want to bcs welp, he's lazy & a germiphobe)
& this is his Sigil.
So uh... Who da hecc is Adder? Welp Adder was a God OC I made for @stridesthroughashes on screb for their birfday. (But they were on a different acc during that time BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT-)
So uh... hab some info of him that I made up (with some extra stuff):
|| Name: Adder'Synn Malkovich or Adder | Nickname: King of Beauty & Violence | Gender: Male (Trans), He/Him | Personality: Narcissist & sadistic, has major anger problems & very lazy + is tired 24/7 | Pride: Gay | Height: ?? Ft tall | Species: Bloopmo/Human Hybrid (Formally), Primal God | Family: Tan'Tell (Adopted son) | Powers: Can turn into huge snek man when very angy ||
Now imma tell you his likes/dislikes.
Likes/Loves:
Wine (Dood's a wine addict-)
Charcuterie Boards
Prob hoomon flesh-
Fancy poultry
Nuts
Gold Possbly
Getting drunk & not doing anything
Hot men
His Overseer Isma (Isma is a OC of mine)
Ppl dying in his arena
Being a menace in the parties in GodHome in general
Dislikes/Hates:
Snails
Hugo & his Overseer, Peter
Paying bills
Gwin (Yeh I sorta made up a Roommate AU where these 2 lived with each other but Gwin keeps eating his frikin walls)
"Ugly Ppl"
Getting dirty
Vallah & the other Gods that exist in GodHome.
Rlly doing any task that is necessary. (Dood never sleeps)
Being told what to do by others
Slight Origin Story?
Adder was originally just a college student in a rich family, despite this he wasnt rlly.. stable.. Always attacking others when being told what to do thus is often was called a spoiled brat by the other students in the campus. He did have one friend though, his was Hugo, a boy who he knew since childhood.
But then... a certain incident to happen... While one day, there was a campus party & smtn just snapped in Adder, this of course was from the pressure of his father who rlly gave no friks for him at all.. Adder to RAMPAGE & kill any known target that was "in his way" but then he was shot.. by Hugo? His friend! But why? Bcs of what Adder did what was the thing that trigger Hugo to kill him...
Adder was then reborn as a Sinner in Wrath, despite being the first level it was very much a warzone there, despite that he actually enjoyed killing ppl... As it was a way he can FINALLY take out HIS ANGER on the ones who wronged him.. Maybe is that what Mom wanted?
Years later he rose up the ranks, essentially becoming a tyrant till he went into the rank... of a God, who needed to be redeemed when you're now a God? He didn't, and he now had what HE wanted... To be in control.. No more being told what to do by some puny mortals or "peasants". His kingdom grew extensively, becoming bigger & bigger. But since it "was" still TECHNICALLY a part of Wrath, he took some of its culture & gave it his own twist..
And this is how Adder came to be! (And yeh I kinda changed his origins a bit bcs him dying in Highskool felt weird & I feel very iffy with that tbh)
Thats all I have for him.
Name: King of Beauty & Violence Ref Sheet
Character: Adder'Synn Malkovich ( @stridesthroughashes )
Artist: ME
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#King of Beauty & Violence#Adder'Synn Malkovich#Adder#God OC#OC#RoTG#Realm of The Gods#reference sheet#Ref#OC for a Fremb#N-Verse#NeptuniaDoesStuff#Art
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Totally different vibe but I'm gay and thinking so much about him. This post might get nsfw, folks.
I'm smitten. Sure we have our problems, I mean, of course we do, he's dating ME- But FUCK, man. It's like how I felt with Alex except Victor is a good person who actually loves me. He's way stronger than me, which makes me SHAKE bro. He could hurt me if he wanted to, but he's so nice. He calls me things that have me on my fucking knees.
Like. Hooooly shit I can't wait til I get a chance to meet him in person bc when I say I'm gonna do whatever he wants... I MEAN WHATEVER. Like. I will be incapable of saying no. I will be pathetic.
Imagine if we meet in a bar and I get super drunk and kiss him dude that- HGJDHDBFHFHD.
I want him. I want him ON ME. I legit- like. I'm acespec, sex repulses me, the thought of being touched is so scary, but like I'd let him be all over me if he actually wanted me. I'd let him do ANYTHING.
I am so fucking attracted to this guy, and we have so much in common that some days we do nothing but play video games for literally the whole day together... We play almost every night and he puts up with my drunk nonsense, he doesn't complain <333
I wish I could tell him about the shit I'm into bc the only way this could get better is if I get proper dominated man I'm- I'm weak, I'm small, I like hiding behind people and letting them make all the decisions. I'm a dog for this man. I'm property.
FUCK I am drunk rn and if any of my friends find this I'm going to be humiliated beyond belief, they don't-
Nobody knows how much I want this man to fuck me and it weighs heavy, like, I don't even think he knows how I'd kill for him to both absolutely wreck me AND baby me.
Bc on one hand. I'm a little baby. I'm pure. I'm innocent. Treat me like a little goober and hold me and. IDK FUCK MAYBE I JUST HAVE DADDY ISSUES BC I THINK IM ASKING FOR A DILF-
... but on the other hand, I'm a bad person, I'm the worst, I'm whatever villain you need me to be just PLEASE put me in my fucking place I *WANT* you to punish me I'm like literally asking for it, I'm doing shit that gets on ur nerves bc I wanna be RAILED man I WOULD BE SO MUCH LESS ANNOYING IF YOUD JUST SLAM ME AGAINST THE WALL AND BREAK ME WHEN IM A LITTLE BITCH
HhHh.
I still can't believe I'm saying all this shit
I'm beyond wasted. Like. Intoxicated moreso than usual. Typing this so far has taken an HOUR and I got sad halfway through out of humiliation and went to write that first post. But even through all the drinking, all I can really think about is being pinned to his bed 👉👈,,,
,,, it's not just sex either bc I want kisses. Neck kisses. Like. Damn. I want him to hold me from behind. I want to cling to him. Hide my face against him. If he touched my face I would do the fucking meme thing and refuse to let go of his hand. I want to snuggle against him and just. Disappear for a while.
.... I want to cry myself to sleep in *his arms* instead of on my own. I hug my pillows and try desperately to pretend they're him. I see him when I fall asleep, when I'm alone, when I'm sad... when I'm fucking suicidal the thing that stops me is that then I'd have to wait who KNOWS how long for him to live out his own life, and that I might have to watch him fall in love with someone else (the worst thing ever)
If. If I ever lost him idk what I'd do because fuck dude. He's everything. Victor is my world. I want to meet him.
.... I also want him to control every aspect of my life and tell me what to do bc without guidance I drown. Ppl might think it'd be toxic, but I think I need that in my life. I hate making decisions. I want to sit quietly and let him think, bc I'm bad at thinking, and thinking overwhelms me. I want him to hide me behind him and be the one to handle the world so that I can just be *his.*
UGH. THIS IS THE HORNIEST, SAPPIEST FUCKING POST IVE EVER MADE EVER.
#felix kranken is real but hes an 18 year old fat transmasc kid sorry guys#Rambling about my hot ass boyfriend#vent post#drunk posting#vent#lgbtq relationships#embarassing
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it ok pookie ! AT LEAST YOU HELP ME and now I can be delu 🤭literally had a dream with him and he push me to a wall and pin me down and my face was so confused and flustered.(even through him black 😭) but that kinda scared me because I saw it as a threat ☠️ like I thought he was going to be beat me.. and the dream felt to real and the way the dream ended as he whispers something to my ear 🥲.
.buuttttt this was before I realized I have a small crush (not really I don’t know but I just like how he look but kinda wish he was the one to touch me .not sexual. Like a high form him and hand sake form him idk if that what is a crush called 💀) And I don’t know if I like him I do avoid him because he part of the popular group and I don’t want to be there “topic of the day” so I don’t talk to them (but separately😈🤝) don’t judge me but some of them are easy to talk to. And someeee are just bitches 😒 like! Ugh why! and he with them… THE bitchessssss~😔 and the mean Hispanic group as well (NO HATE TO THEM I HAVE A LOT OF HISPANIC PEOPLE AND FRIENDS😭😖 .. it just these gurls make me hate being Hispanic and black like pls stop 😓 )
like my Hispanic friend THEY SLAY BUT THE Hispanic group are so mean LIKE DAMN WHAT DID WE DO 😠 like thank goodness my mother speak Spanish and I understand Spanish (im mix and black so people don’t know im Hispanic and I use that as a secret advantage😈 ) and I understand them and there so rude and always talk crap like WHYY JUST GO ON WITH YOUR DAY 😭. And I went off topic… great 😑
omg this was all over the place, pookie. and i’m gonna be honest… u lost me in a few places.. u desperately need auto correct BUT IM GONNA DO MY BEST
so first— a dream abt him???! i wish i could control my dreams like that 😭
if u don’t want him to touch u sexually i think it can still count as a crush? i don’t personally count it because if u want a relationship w him that part will come eventually and if u don’t want it now, who knows if you’ll want it then
but ofc maybe ur asexual! idk what u got goin on
ummm if his friends are the kinda people who will make fun of u— or anyone for just coming up and trying to talk to them then maybe u shouldn’t even have a crush on this guy 😭
he sounds mean in a not hot way 💀
the whole hispanic thing was weird, pookie‼️ u didn’t have to mention race at all and then when u jumped to defend urself and then claim ur hispanic just felt like an influencer trying desperately to not get cancelled…. BUT MOVING ON
i hate mean girls omg but if u just ignore their existence u should be fine— also speaking spanish and using it to ur advantage is smart asffff 😩
some ppl can’t help but talk shit cus their personalities are so boring all they can do is tear down other ppl to feel good abt themselves‼️ all we can do is sit back, give maybe a quarter of a shit and pray that they get better 🙏🏾
OFF TOPIC IS THE BEST WAY TO GO DW BBY
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I guess I should make a pinned post instead of cluttering up my bio! Anyway, click read more if you would like to know more about my blog and about me ^^'
ABOUT THE PAGE
What can I expect from this blog?
This blog is dedicated to my special interests, the Powerpuff Girls and Gorillaz. These often intersect, which is natural since they share a universe!
What do I post about?
I have a few different things I post regularly, all centered around the aforementioned special interests! I make art, theories, and post random facts when they pop into my head! I also have a comic, Chemical X, which attempts to connect the two interests more coherently. I attempt to post fun facts daily but I can't always think of one :( In regards to art and posts: There will be swearing and maybe some skin showing or occasional light gore, but besides that it's highly SFW here. RQ are open but only for PPG and Gorillaz characters, soz, RQ in ask box plz
oh also sometimes I just post random stuff that doesnt have anything to do with anything bear with me
Tag Guide?
my tags are very straightforward when it comes to fandoms, but some special tags are [#chemical x] this is anything concerning my comic au, [#chemical x comic] which is where you can find pages of the comic, [#gorillaz random fact] and [#ppg random fact] show you random facts, as the name suggests. [#art for me] is where I reblog anything anyone has made for me. Also, I like to add on to posts with my own art, you can find that under [#addons]. Comics inspired by my friends messages are under [#friend inspo] quick, short (usually one shot) comics are under [#doodle comic] and an ongoing game where ppl request ppg episodes for me to review is marked [#ppg episode review] a collection of Gorillaz links is under [#gorillaz lore well] also [#writing refs] are my notes on how to write character voices [#noobles] is my OTP check it out I'm begging you
Also, I have a second blog, @chemical-x-ask-blog ^^
ABOUT ME
Things I should know about when contacting you?
I'm not very good at holding a conversation, sorry D: I wish I were, but I'm just not good at anything but one word answers and I'm atrocious at comforting people. It's not that I dont care, I just don't know what to do. I love to interact! I'm just still learning how to. Also, if I ignore you but I'm online, it's not because I hate you, it's because I'm busy uvu. I will get back to you. Unless you're a creep. Also, I'm very superstitious so please don't scare me as I tend to be obsessive. Also please don't ask for comfort excessively or send song recommendations it annoys me
Basic bio?
18 II INFJ II Sagittarius II Neurodivergent II they/them she/her he/him fae/faer (i tend to prefer different pronouns at different times, but for simplicities sake I really don't mind if you just use they/them as a catch-all!)
Other interests:
these vary from "I dont know a thing about it but I thoroughly enjoy it" to "I am literally obsessed with this", and they're not in any particular order other than the order I remember them in: animation in general (2D, 3D, stop motion, etc), fashion and music from all kinds of different time periods, Marvel (but only Spiderman and Ironman), hearing about and talking about weird dreams, bootleg toys and movies that are hilariously bad, psychology, environmental science, astrology, Wander Over Yonder, the history of computer viruses, the history of 90s and 2000s cartoons and media, Over the Garden Wall, Studio Ghibli Movies (I have a really nice collection of them now :D!!!), Moominvalley, the vibe of the Tinkerbell movies.... (more later)
and many many more. I just love this planet and all the things it has to offer. these human things are pretty great sometimes
Might add more when I think of it but that's all for now ^^' thanks for reading
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Metalhead curly headcannons pls
(+ purly)
OMG YES OF COURSE!!!!!
now i am no scholar when it comes to metalheads so pls do not hate me if i say something wrong that doesn’t go w metalheads im trying my best here🙏🏽
right off the bat i’m gonna say that whenever curly picks pony up w her car and pony opens the door, u can hear the speakers absolutely fucking BOOMING but curly turns it down for the sake of pony and just pats the passenger seat all calmly just smiling like “:D”
also this has nothing to do w them being a metal head it’s more of curly being,,,,,well curly but i feel like they would have a plastic skeleton just,,,,in the back seat,,,,buckled in,,,,
ANYWHO curly was rlly only introduced to heavy metal bc his dad was into it kinda, like he would play music from heavy metal bands and that’s how he got into it, fun fact: tim was and still is kinda into it but not rlly, at least not as much as curly, and yknow what????fuck it maybe angela’s a lil into it too
like their dad would b blasting metal music in the car and they were just there in the backseat vibing to it
the subgenres curlys mostly into is black metal and death metal, maybe also thrash metal and power metal?????idk but YEA
OHOH OKOK i feel like curly is rlly into metal music bc she feels like her anger is matched w the music and so she can do what she has to do and process it better👍🏽
favorite bands are slipknot, metallica, omen, attacker, and paradox
he has posters of the bands/albums he likes on his bedroom wall (pony actually drew some of them for him as a lil gift :D)
as a joke, curly started playing ‘i c//m blood” by cannibal corpse and pony was absolutely alright w that, not up his alley but that’s ok it’s just a song, but then he really started listening to it and by golly was he never the same again, dw yall he’s livin
honestly pony and curly don’t have the same music taste like at all, but they don’t mind listening to the others music from time to time
curly designs his own jacket n what not, and pony helps from time to time trying to find patches n pins n what not for curly to put on it :)
ppl r like really scared of curly bc of the way they dress and to b fair he is a lil standoffish but that’s just bc they’re them, like if ur cool enough they’ll talk to u but not bc they think their better bc they’re a metalhead that’s just bc they’re like that LMAOOOOOO
curly brings pony to concerts as dates 🤭🤭
knows how to play the guitar and candy and WILL play it for pony sometimes stfu it’s canon now
does not CARE if it’s hot out she WILL keep on the leather JACKET, gets like a million “aren’t u hot in that” comments in one day
sometimes when pony and curly go out pony literally has to BEG curly to not go outside w it cause it’s gonna b like 90 degrees
eyeliner abilities r absolutely fucking insane omg
like even angela asks for help w hers
everyone thinks curly goes absolutely insane listening to metal but honestly he’s pretty chill, he’s literally just,,,,,wiggling around, if he’s sitting he has a lil smile and is swaying side to side
if curly had a dollar for everytime he was called goth, emo, and or a devil worshipper he’d b rich
honestly, pony was called a devil worshipper ONCE bc he bought this inverted cross and pentagram necklace for curly as a gift and he just had to rock w it
but curly enjoyed the gift so doesn’t matter 🫶🏽🫶🏽
curly had rlly cool graphic t-shirts that’s honestly all i wanted to say
sometimes pony and curly go to music stores to check for albums, half the time pony shows curly albums that aren’t rlly metal music, but he’s trying his best and yknow what, that’s all that matters
alrighty that’s all i got but it was a fun ask to answer so if u got any other ask i’m on it g🙏🏽🙏🏽
#curly shepard#ponyboy curtis#purly#tim shepard#angela shepard#the outsiders headcanons#the outsiders hcs
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reading process: chapter 196 (damn)
reading highlights: now with new and improved features
178 Yjh hesitating to fast ball special this weird little dude: pls dont die. kdj: look at me. bitch
179 Gah. can an author make a story so big even their monster cant eat it
180 I knew the 4th wall was gonna eat but i forgot IT HAS TEETH
shaking the no no can at 4th wall
gah okay yeah jesus lee sookyung [song accompaniment love run by the amazing devil]
the narrative will make you apart of it (threat)
181 '4th wall also isolated me from myself' DING DING DING
overall evaluation ⬛⬛... -> mood
gonna twach the sentient dangerous trauma response some... morals? interpersonal skills?
↳cant handle direct interaction, eats and sleeps. yea
↳im gonna take a nap right here
LJH: arent you and kdj.... yjh grimacing as being ask about his love life by his teenage ward
kdj funeral -> song accompaniment welly boots by the amazing devil (just because I left doesnt mean I'm not still there)
YJH sponsor -> praying for his fate eh?
182 [sponsors lhs 100 head pats]
SYS is literally your daughter 🥺. kdj dad who hates dads moment
183 lhs wants to be on kdj team :((((
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE LHS IN THE DRESS
(did hades make it??)
184 feeling differently after talking to 4th wall yeah pretty sure you had a break thru about dissociating there
yjh: looking with eyes not seen in TWOS -> kdj facial expression blindness trutherism
185 YJH: cause you know me sooo well kdj: starting to think i dont know this you that well
yjh thoughts: there have never been so many ppl who made it to here
"continue to live kim dokja now you have to save this world"
kdj u cant take your own medicine (yjh scheming)
LSK contemplating abt what shit is up with her son
Something lives IN THE WALL
186 other people feel pain with no wall. YES!
"I told him there is no such development [yjh death] in the ending i want"
'yjh desperate face' thats crushing to even read
187 hsy type cast as murder friend sorry bestie
god some classic kdj asshole moments -> guilting lhs and everything
"see the sight of a bearish man weeping" i would like to
jhw T.T oh my murder woman
188 making sys and lgy do this. your KIDS! -> generational Something or other
kdj to yjh: you cant change whats already happened -> this may be an unauthorized use of radical acceptance
your stigma is Literally self sacrifice based... DUDE
get killed by the narrative. your loved ones but also the story... for the story. AH
yjh im so sorry... this is devasting
Uriel... lol shes sweet ig
Demon king of salvation. so juicy (unionize hell lol)
189 LHS LGY YJH boy grief party
yjh widower era
min jiwon and han donghoon! yay
yoohan bonding?
190 Bihyung aw!
[I will pull all of you down from that fucking heaven]
191 a soul can't belong to anyone!
"I will destroy the world of the fucking dokkaebis"
192 ur still a jerk kdj. drama kid
193 yeah fuck the state jhw
do they all share a house 🥺
LHS is back with the army... okay putting a pin in that
yjh stayed in his room like a broken person... bruh
jhw was a bartender? did i know that? it makes so much sense tho
kdj ur story is told bc they love you!!
194 idk i was the only person reading this 1000 chapter work and when i left a comment some stuff changed
syswitz industrial complex... run that by me one more time
damn human life is just like hell, ive been saying this
195 demon trains? i know all about those
complete ur scheme. say somthing cool. pass out. kdj ur self parody at this point
rotation: recency bias is a hell of a thing. i want to partially tie up the parenting stuff with noting how often the constellation incarnation relationship was considered parental, how kdj views them (and indeed how weve seen quite a few be) really cruel, or exploitative, and well thats fitting for him to see that as parental isnt it. but then also. he has kids in his own care, and one is literally his incarnation. frankly im interested in both how attacking and dethroning gods is gonna impact his own godhood deal, his own parenting, and his view of his mothers job of parenting him
im not sure if i have any particular takes here but let it be know kdj is a bastard and a scoundrel and i shall not miss him. not from this distance. no but god that was a classic really jerk move level manipulation. need to re-calibrate the dials. whats worse is at this point i think he can fully understand how much emotional damage hes putting his loved ones through.
Also did you know we live in a society. this one is pretty nascent so far but the breaking of the Seoul dome is reminding us of normal human society, and its flaws, and with the demonic realm, blatantly stated, we live in hell on earth.
#some shit#orv blogging#this works better when i do the last bit first ahaha#god its long tho sorry it made more sense when i was doing on fri and sat both but#also used mentol joint creme and my wrist and elbow were just static while doing this lol#i have one last thought thats drifting jussst out of reach#smth. oh idk emotional paid moments. almost cry at work moments#*pain
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Part 4 of incorrect quotes because i feel obligated to make more due to the sheer number of people who liked it
Dream: My dearest beloved fuckos, is a fun, gender-neutral way to begin a speech
George: See also, esteemed bastards
Bad: Gentlefolk, Ferals, and Domesticated cryptids.
Sapnap: My fellow yees and haws
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Techno:Hey I know skyrim is revered as a classic but are we just going to ignore the fact that the entire game only had like 3 voice actors
Wilbur:Stop right there criminal cum
Techno:My ancestors are smiling at me, bastard, can you say the same
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Foolish:When's your bedtime :)
Purpled: Whenever I next collapse in purely up to the gods
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Ranboo:Human skin is a fursuit for skeletons
Tubbo: i’m going to debone you like a fucking trout
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Bad:You’re enough
Bad: love yourself!!!!!!! or suffer my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream:And by wrath I mean love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad:no I mean wrath!!!!! You reading this, if you don't love yourself I’ll beat you with a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bad:I hope everyone is today well! And tomorrow!!!! After that you’re on your own.
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Bad:what am I supposed to do all day while you’re at work
Skeppy:I don’t know, what do you normally do while I’m gone
Bad: wait for you to get back
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Velvet:For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in
Ant:Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Velvet:Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch
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Tubbo: 3:23 AM make a wish
Ranboo: I wish that you would go to sleep
Tuddo: Yeah well I wish I grew an inch taller every day as you get an inch shorter until you’re as flat as as a piece of paper and I’m 11 feet tall
Ranboo: You’re going to die of a mixture of skeletal instability and heart disease.
Tubbo: Yeah but I’ll look good while doing it.
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Bad:Disrespect me again and I’ll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out
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Quackity: If I were dating you? Well, heh. Let’s just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore
Karl: hey what the honk does this mean…..I’m shaking what does this mean!
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Skeppy: Are you ok?
Bad wrapped in a burrito blanket drinking his 6th cup of coffee: Yes, this is exactly what mental stability looks like
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Sam: My hands are cold
Ponk: *holds their hands*
Ponk: better?
Sam: My lips are cold too
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George at dream’s funeral: can I have a moment alone with them?
Sapnap: of course *leaves*
George leaning over dream’s casket: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.
Dream: yeah no shit
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Skeppy, jokingly: I should have Bad kill you for that.
Bad, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Skeppy: Wh- no, I was just kidding around.
Bad, pulling out a switchblade: No, who’s bothering you
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Bad *watching the news*: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Skeppy *covered in ink*: Maybe the squirt was being a dick.
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Peacock: *spreads feathers at Bad*
Skeppy: It’s trying to attract a mate
Bad, extremely confused: *shyly lifts top*
Skeppy: No!
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Sapnap: Karl, do you eat olives? My dad wants to know
Karl: No, I hate olives. Olives are the spawn of satan. I hate olives so much my mom forced me to live in Mount olive for the rest of my childhood as a curse from the olive gods. Do you understand how much olives have ruined my life? I'm so offended that you asked me that have some consideration for people who have been abused by olives please!
Sapnap: K A R L ……….they’re just olives!!?
Karl: JUST OLIVES EXCUSE!
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Tommy: If you’re bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. It’s free and the cops can’t stop you
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Wilbur: is there anyone even named sheldon irl?
Tubbo: my class turtle from 6th grade :)
Wilbur: that’s a turtle
Tubbo: When god sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
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Ranboo: No bcuz why do ppl like salad?? What’s so good about it
Tubbo: chew leaf like god intended
Ranboo: No
Tubbo: Abandon god and see what he does next time you lift your hands in prayer
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Tommy: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Wilbur, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Quackity: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.
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Puffy: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
Bad: Sex.
Skeppy: Seriously, answer faster.
Bad: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Skeppy: It’s like a giant hug.
Puffy: Ant, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Ant: Food.
Puffy: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Ant: ……...Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Gumi: What about you Velvet? What would you give up sex or food?
Velvet: Oh… um… I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Gumi: No, you gotta pick one.
Velvet: Um, food… no, sex… no, food…sex… food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want Antfrost on bread!
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Tommy, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Bad: Why are you guys acting like this?
Boomer: Oh, we’re not acting. We really are like this.
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Techno: Dream has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.
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Tommy: You’re pathetic!
Wilbur: You’re pathetic-er!
Techno: You’re both losers.
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Bad: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.
Skeppy: Bad, please!
Bad: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?
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Tubbo: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for Michal?
Ranboo: They need to learn how to protect us.
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Antfrost: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Bad: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Skeppy: Go the fuck to sleep Bad!
Bad: LANGUAGE!!
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Ranboo: Tubbo, please calm down.
Tubbo: I asked for two large fries!
Tubbo: *dumps fries onto table*
Tubbo: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
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Bad: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Skeppy: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
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Wilbur: When you’ve been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Tommy: Navy blue isn’t your color.
Wilbur: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Tommy*
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Bad: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Puffy: Where did you get that?.
Bad: My pocket.
Puffy: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Bad: Skills.
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Tubbo: I will come to your house after work and knock on your window at 11 AM. You will not open the curtains, knowing full well what awaits you, but the knocking only grows louder, more demanding. Finally it stops, your ears ringing. You nervously let out a breath you didn't know you were holding. You're safe now. Minutes pass by and you start to relax. And then you hear a knock at the front door. Like before, you stay still and clutch the blankets around you. You try to tell your self that it's just your imagination. Maybe the milk man? But why would he come so late? Everyone else was asleep, save for Naomi who was playing video games down stairs. To your relief, the knocking stops after a few. Minutes and you breath easy once more. Until you hear a knock on your bedroom door. You don't move. It's just your imagination. She isn't here. She can't be here. You tell yourself, shutting your eyes and willing yourself to sleep. The knock comes again, but with horror you realize that it came from the closet inside your room. You know that you have no choice. You get up, climbing out of bed with shaking limbs. You walk to the closest, trembling, and holding back the tears threatening to spill over your porcelain cheeks. You hesitate with your hand over the closet handle. Maybe it's just your imagination? She's not really there. You can go to sleep and laugh it off in the morning. Your naive thoughts are cut off by another, more demanding knock on the closet door, inches from your face. You know what you have to do. You open the closet door, and there she stands. Chuck e cheese, the mouse looms over you in the dim light. It's soulless eyes boor into you. It raises its arms, and you flinch as it begins to floss at lightning speed. Tears spill over your cheeks. This is the last thing you'll ever see.
Ranboo: Wait, Chuck e cheese’s pronouns are she/her? Trans Chuck e cheese? Good for her.
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Bad: Would you like something to drink? *They opened the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Quackity: Spiders?
Bad: Spiders it is then.
Quackity: No, that wasn’t-
*But they were already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…
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Puffy : Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Velvet : Make his dick hard not his life.
Punz : Break her bed not her heart.
Skeppy : Play with his boobs not his feelings.
Ant : Get on his dick not his nerves.
Bad : Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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Wilbur: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Tommy: Bet you I can!
Phil: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Ant: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Ponk: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Skeppy: Badboyhalo bath water.
Bad: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Fundy: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Wilbur: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Bad: Mint is just cold spicy.
Pummel party Squad: …
Gumi: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Quackity: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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Tommy: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Phil:
Phil: Why are you eating dirt?
Tommy: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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Tubbo: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Quackity: You’re too young to have enemies.
Tubbo: You don’t even know.
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Skeppy: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Puffy: What’s up your ass this morning!
Bad: *walks in* …Hi!!
Puffy: Hmm… nevermind.
Skeppy: WAIT NO!
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Skeppy: Ha! Don’t you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Skeppy: I must be losing it, I’m quoting Bad.
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Skeppy: Bad, I sense hostility.
Bad: Good, because I hate you
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Bad: Are you a painting?
Skeppy: What-?
Bad: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Skeppy: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG ME OR SOMETHING-
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Tommy: You’re giving me a sticker?
Phil: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Tommy: I’m not a preschooler.
Phil: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Tommy: I earned this, back off!
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Dream, sweating: George, there’s something I need to ask you-
George: Finally! You’re proposing!
Dream: How’d you know?
George: Dream, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
George: I even picked it up once
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*Bad and Skeppy looking at a locked gate into a park*
Bad: Aw. :(
Skeppy: You know what they say.
Bad: Please don’t-
Skeppy: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Bad: Frick-
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let me know if ya’ll want more <3
#dream smp#incorrect quotes#mcyt incorrect quotes#pummel party saturday#gumi my beloved#skephalo#badboyhalo#skeppy#dnf#dream team#georgenotfound#sapnap#quackity#karl jacobs#ant and velvet#happy duo incorrect quotes#captain puffy#purpled and foolish have an interaction#dsmp tommy#sbi#dsmp techno#philza#very gay undertones in this#beeduo#tubbo my beloved#ranboo my beloved#also a smidge of ponk and sam
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I love your works omg! 🥺 could I request hcs for oikawa , Kuroo and bokuto where their s/o just finished a bunch of school work and they “reward” them 😳 if you get what i’m saying 😂 (smut is all I ask for basically 😳) thank you! ❤️❤️
ddHahah my classes just started so here we gooo
... wish I had a haikyuu man to reward me lmao
NSFW BENEATH THE CUT
Oikawa
is first of all one of the neediest boys even though he acts indifferent sometimes (mainly when he’s stressed about volleyball)
but even though everyone says he only cares about volleyball he is actually so attentive and in tune with you
he’s an amazing boyfriend and you can pry that out of my cold dead fingers
so of course he sees how hard you've been working and is so proud of you for powering through your massive workload
bc sometimes its easier to get overwhelmed and lost in it
(this is unnecessary to the request but y’all met in Argentina while you’re studying abroad and he’s playing in the San Juan club)
But he’s barely seen you all week :(( stupid exams so he let himself into your apartment after practice to find you passed out in your bed, backpack tossed against the wall
He smiles softly at the sight, he can't help it, you're just so cute. You're hugging one of your pillows while wearing a sweatshirt of his that he’d left here (on purpose but you didn't have to know that.) He crawls up the bed, careful not to bounce the mattress and leans over you, pressing featherlight kisses against your cheeks and lips. He can tell you're starting to wake up by your little twitches and the scrunch of your eyebrows.
“Mm, Tooru, when did you get here,” you slur sleepily, shoving aside the pillow to wrap your arms around him instead.
“Just now, sweetheart,” he murmurs, not letting up on his kisses until you purse your lips for him.
He kisses you languidly, like the slow build up of the morning tide just a few miles away, until he’s got you pinned to the mattress. His hips grind down on yours, soft gasps shared between the two of you when his tip hits your clit just right. You're still sleepy, despite the sudden arousal that sends sparks through your tummy, so he keeps it relaxed. He captures your lips again, the rutting of his cock against your damp panties steady as to cause a quick buildup of heat in your core.
“So proud of you, sweet thing,” he sighs into your ear. “Hnn- ah.. you work so hard..”
“Tooru,” you whine, now moving in time with his slow thrusts.
“Shh-shh, let me take care of you,” he smiles down at you gently, rolling his hips at a new angle so his tip nudges your clit each time.
You nod weakly, lips parting for his tongue as he guides you to completion. His hips lose their rhythm once you stiffen beneath him, whining as your orgasm finally crests and spreads through your core. Oikawa grunts above you, dropping his forehead against your clavicle while his cock throbs against your ruined panties and he spills into his pants.
“Love you,” you pant against his hairline.
“Love you too,” his lips press warmly against your throat.
Kuroo
probably has just as much work as you but hes clingy so he insists that y'all study together even though your majors are totally different and you're not much help to each other
He’s the type to shove your papers out of your lap so he can lay his head there, or he just puts his head right on top of them
just constantly in the way but you love him so its kinda cute
also I think Kuroo is one of those ppl who barely takes notes, is on his phone the entire lecture, and only studies the night before and somehow still has a 4.0, I hate him (sike)
that or he’s so studious he keeps track of your due dates as well
Yall come back to your shared apartment exhausted but pleased exams are over
“Mm, just one more semester and we graduate,” Kuroo sighs, wrapping you in a tight hug so he can rest his chin on the top of your head. “How do you think you did?”
You laugh into his chest, squeezing your arms around his waist. “I feel good about them, actually.”
Kuroo smiles proudly, ruffling your hair before grabbing your chin to pull you into a kiss. You smile against his lips, humming when his fingers start to play with the hem of your shirt mischievously.
“Tetsuuu,” you whine when he tugs insistently. “We just got home...”
“I knowww,” he mimics, slowly walking you backwards until your knees hit the back of the couch. “But I want to show my pretty girl how proud I am of her for getting through these exams.”
Your stomach flutters at the low, sultry drop of his voice. He nips at your ear teasingly before pushing you to sit.
“As soon as I saw you put this little skirt on this morning,” Kuroo grins, dropping to his knees in front of you. “I’ve been thinking about how much I’d like I hide my head under here and...”
His fingers tease the damp cloth of your panties lightly. “Devour you.”
You whimper as he looks up at you through his lashes, fingers stroking your covered folds more firmly. He cocks his head curiously until you nod desperately, parting your thighs eagerly for him. His smirk widens once he lays his eyes on your ruined panties and he wastes no time pulling them down your legs and shoving them in his pocket.
Grabbing your thighs, he pulls your butt to the edge of the cushion and drops your calves over his shoulders. He immediately draws his tongue through your soaked folds to tickle at your clit. He moans throatily, murmuring about how delicious you taste before burying his face between your thighs.
“Haaah- ah! Testu!”
Kuroo’s tongue immediately licks inside of you, his nose pressed firmly to your clit. Gasping at his fervor, you grasp at his hair, knowing how much he enjoyed having you pull it. His eyes immediately fluttered open, heavily lidded and foggy with lust. Winking up at you, he curls his tongue just right and groans when your thighs lock around his neck. He shakes his head slightly to give your clit just enough stimulation to have you hurdling to a quick orgasm.
He licks up your slick eagerly, determined to catch every drop but is cut short when you writhe away from the intense overstimulation. He laughs softly, climbing up the couch to smash his lips to yours, shoving his tongue into your mouth so you could taste yourself.
“Mm, let’s go to the bedroom,” he rumbles, nibbling at your bottom lip.
Bokuto
He is so damn proud of you it’s adorable
He’s been gushing for the past week and a half to his teammates about how smart his girlfriend is
He’s a little bummed you haven't been able to pay attention to him but he understands and is happy to just watch you study
So when you finally get home from your last exam he pounces on you
Scoops you up and brings you to the bedroom immediately
“Kou!” You laugh into the crook of his neck, squeaking when he suddenly drops you on the bed.
“I've missed you so much,” Bokuto clambers on top of you. “Been driving me crazy with how busy you’ve been.”
“I know, handsome,” you frown sympathetically, bushing your fingers through his wild hair.
“I’m so proud of you though,” he nuzzles into the crook of your neck. “Fuck, you're so smart. Pretty sure Atsumu was ready to throw a ball at my head because I wouldn’t shut up about you.”
He settles on top of you, kissing a wet trail up to your jaw. Your hands are gliding up his back muscles and grabbing at his broad shoulders.
“Kou... I need you to-” you're cut off by his lips on yours.
“I know, baby, I got you,” his rough hands shove your pants down so you can kick them off. “How about I make you cum for each of your exams, hm? I think that’s a good reward for all your hard work.”
“Please,” you whimper, needing him to release all of the stress that had built up.
“How many was it, baby?” He asks while pulling his shirt over his head.
“Six,” you take in his toned chest and defined abs hungrily.
“Six orgasms it is,” he grins, pulling your own shirt off.
Within seconds he’s knuckles deep inside you, groaning about how ready you always are for him. He pumps and curls his fingers perfectly, thumbing at your clit until you’re cumming all over his hand.
His cock is always a delicious mix of a burning stretch and a sensation of fullness. Bokuto’s cock was thick and long, his head dragging along your g-spot with each of his rolling thrusts. Your walls suck him in greedily, clenching so tightly that he’s whining against your lips.
“So wound up, aren't you?” He pants. “Need me to take the edge off, huh?”
You already have tears in your eyes as you nod, crying out when his fingers find your clit. He ruts his cock into you roughly, gritting out praises until you arch underneath him and cum for a second time. He stops completely, kissing your cheeks gently while you recover.
“Kou...” your eyebrows draw together. “You didn't...?”
“Four more times,” he grins, and slowly starts thrusting again.
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Pinned Down - Tony Stark Imagine
Summary: You have a meeting, but Tony doesn’t really care.
Warnings: SMUT! (don’t read if you’re under 18), heavy makeout, bondage, a little very little use of the iron man gauntlet, dirty talk, “sweetheart” and “babygirl,” some fluff at the end
Word Count: 1848
Notes: This was because I had thirsty thoughts before a midterm, shitposted about it, and some ppl actually responded, so... thanks to the people who contributed to that shitpost!
“I have work.” You didn’t even believe your own words. Not when you weren’t doing anything to escape Tony’s gaze, lips, touch.
Your boyfriend paused just to say, “Don’t care,” before continuing to kiss you. Although, yes, you had work to do, emails to check and calls to make, but god, Tony Stark’s kisses were their own kind of drug. Your fingers were twitching, and you tried to convince yourself that it was because you had to push him off, had say something quippy, and had get to your desk, but it wasn’t. No, not when his hands were sneaking their way under your shirt and pushing against the hem of your sweatpants.
Your hands were twitching because you wanted to touch him, too.
And when he had finally stripped you of your shirt, the only thing on your mind was him. With your shirt off, your skin was exposed to the cool air and the cold press of your back against the wall. The cold quickly disappeared when Tony kissed you again, his entire body pressed into yours and a very noticeable hard-on demanding your attention.
You tangled your fingers in his hair and pulled him closer. You needed his lips on yours. You hated the cold, especially when having Tony’s lips against yours was an option. The heat, the want, it started to consume you, and just as your fingers toyed with the hem of his shirt, Tony pulled his lips away from you.
A whine, high-pitched and needy, escaped your throat, and if you weren’t so caught up in trying to fuck your boyfriend, you’d probably cringe at how needy you sounded. But, it was Tony Stark, so really, could anyone blame you?
“Tony,” you managed only to get cut off by his thumb swiping your bottom lip. You watched as he focused on your lips before smirking and meeting your eyes, pupils blown and a confident smile. “Bedroom?”
Frantically, you nodded.
Despite knowing exactly what was going to happen, you still squeaked when his hands pulled your thighs up and wrapped them around his waist before carrying you to the bedroom. He dropped you on the bed. “Off.”
“What?”
“Everything, off.” He rubbed his jaw, but his eyes stayed all on you.
After taking a second to just gawk at him, your fully-clothed, cocky, fucking hot boyfriend, you quickly followed his command. Not so gracefully or sensually, you took off your bra, sweatpants, and underwear, and when you were done and your eyes met his, you felt like you couldn’t breathe.
Tony was staring at you hungrily, and those lips of his were curled into a smile that should scare you but it only aroused you instead.
Suddenly, his body was on top of yours and snug between your legs, and when you wanted to touch him and pull him closer, your wrists were caught in his grip. “Tony-”
“Want me to take care of you?”
“Yes.”
“Then, let me take care of you, ok?” And with a roll of his hips that pressed what you wanted right against where you wanted it, coherent thoughts and words were taken from you. The only reaction you could possibly have with Tony grinding against you and his hand keeping yours above your head and out of commission was a chorus of moans, whines, gasps, and-
“Please, fuck me.”
“Don’t you need to wet first?” His hand cupped your sex, hot skin against hot skin and a pressure you desperately needed more of. You whined, but Tony just smiled. “Oh, nevermind then.” He kissed you. “I haven’t even started yet, sweetheart.”
“Don’t care.” Shamelessly, you lifted your hips and tried to get friction. His hand moved away from you, and you nearly screamed. It was too cold! “Tony!” You thrashed against him. The lack of touch, pressure, satisfaction was driving you crazy, and only the man on top of you could help.
“I thought you had work.”
“Fucking tease,” you snarled.
He laughed. He fucking laughed! Fully clothed, teasing, controlling bastard of a man.
He only hummed as you struggled, as if he didn’t have a care in the world. “You say I’m the tease, but I’m pretty sure that’s you, babygirl.” He leaned forward, his lips barely brushing against yours, daring you to move.
And though you were fucking furious that his cock wasn’t in you yet, you just said, “Not me.” You only tugged against his hold, but that was the farthest you went.
“Not you?” He scoffed. Tony slowly brought his fingers up to your neck, slowly encircling your throat. He squeezed your neck briefly and lifted your chin to stare at your neck like it was something in the store window. “You’re the one with this body.” Then, his fingers trailed down, lightly touching your shoulder, brushing over both nipples, his gaze following the skin he touched. “Even in your fucking sweats, you’re gorgeous.” Then he grabbed your hip, hiked your thigh up your waist, and said, “Beg for me.”
With the soft cotton of his sweats against your throbbing pussy and your hands restrained by only one of his, you didn’t have a choice. “Please,” you said.
He raised his eyebrow at you.
You whined. “Please!” You bucked your hips against his. If he would just remove his goddamn clothes.
“Please, what?”
Out of breath and fucks to give, you sighed and begged, “Please, fuck me.”
Just like that, he smiled. “With pleasure.” With one hand, he pulled the hem of his pants and underwear down just enough to free his cock. You wanted to say something, a sarcastic, coherent thought finally coming to the surface, but it died on the tip of your tongue when Tony rams into you.
You pussy stretched to accommodate his thickness, the sudden shock from being empty to so full almost painful. Almost. And after the initial shock, the first thing you felt was satisfaction, and the first thing you said was, “Oh, Tony.”
“Aw, I know.” He took a deep breath, evidently holding himself back from turning you inside out in that moment. “Feels good for me, too, sweetheart. Now,” he smirked, “I’m going to properly fuck my girl. That ok with you?”
You managed to nod once, and that one nod was signal enough.
Because just as you were to nod again, Tony pulled out, just enough so only the tip of inside and for just long enough for you to feel the emptiness, and thrusted back in. Instead of nodding, you threw your head back and screamed in pleasure.
And Tony didn’t stop. It was a fast and brutal pace, all the pent-up frustration he had from not being able to properly fuck you until you couldn’t walk transformed into the rocking of his hips against yours and the squeaking of the poor bed beneath you.
Through the pleasure you felt, you could suddenly register a cold touch on your wrist that replaced Tony’s hand. Your vision still shaking from being fucked so good by him, you managed to look up and see an Iron Man gauntlet holding your wrists down. “Tony?” It was a moan and a question.
He didn’t stop fucking you to respond, every word, every syllable, punctuated with a thrust. “Not only will I save the world with that, I fucked my girl with it, too.”
It was too much. The pleasure of Tony’s cock, the cold metal of the gauntlet, the feeling of helplessness beneath such power. You couldn’t process anything else. Your vision was blurry, from tears, from just the feelings, you weren’t sure. And you could hear things, but it was a blur of Tony’s groans, the slap of his skin against yours, the bedframe hitting the wall, the whir of the gauntlet, your own pants, and squelching of his cock going in and out and in and out-
“I’m gonna- Ah! Tony, I can’t-”
“That’s it, cum for me.” You could see him look at where the two of you were connected. “Can’t wait to see your pussy milk my cock.”
Instinctively, your gaze followed his, and god, the sight of your cunt wrapped around his thick cock, white arousal coating his length every time he pulled out and gathering by the entrance of your pussy when he pushed back in-
“Tony!” Pure bliss overtook you. Your walls spasmed around his cock, the constant thrust in and out only contributed to the cacophony of feelings bombarding you with pleasure, and when Tony’s thrusts become erratic, he pushes himself fully inside of you, and you gladly take all of it.
As your pleasure dies down, the warmth pooled inside of you, and you can’t help but moan in satisfaction.
Your senses start to come back. The gauntlet that had been holding you down was put away on the nightstand, and you could feel the dying down sparks ignite again at the sight of it.
“Got an idea?”
Tony was on top of you, his cock softening inside your pussy and keeping his cum inside. His smile was that of contentment, not a smidge of arrogance present. He leaned down to rub his nose against yours before whispering, “Love you.”
You giggled. With your arms wrapped around his neck and a mumble of “Love you, too,” you pulled him down to kiss you.
He moaned and kissed you back lazily, and with your momentum, he flipped the two of you so he was on the bed looking up at you. “Fucking gorgeous.”
You sighed. “Fucking tease.” You let yourself rest against him, and for a short while, the two of you were just together and happy.
Then, your phone rang. “Fuck,” you whispered, as the consequences of having Tony Stark as a boyfriend dawned on you. “I missed my meeting.” Before you could grab your phone, Tony held you place, not wanting to slip out of you, and answered your phone for you.
Knowing something interesting was going to happen, you just smiled and watched.
“Hello, yeah don’t care who you are. She’ll call you back later. She has other things to do.” He glanced at you. “Things to keep warm.” He winked at you.
You smacked the back of his head.
“Bye,” he said with a laugh. He hung up the phone and pulled a pillow in front of him. “Don’t think I won’t use this.”
You raised your eyebrow. “If I can handle you and your gauntlet, I can handle you and a pillow.”
His eyes darkened, and you knew you were in trouble. Good trouble. “If you think that’s all the gauntlet could do, you underestimate me.”
Teasing him, you said, “You should show me all that it could do sometime.”
The cock inside you twitched, and you laughed a little. “I only need to do so little.”
He narrowed his eyes at you. “Careful, babygirl.” Then, he smiled. “But yes. What can I say? You’re that beautiful.”
You couldn’t help the bright smile. “You’re perfect, you know that?”
“I know.” He pulled you closer to him and kissed the top of your head.
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hi!! can i participate in hp game?? this is what i sent you for hp ship:
i’m straight female, i have bluish/green eyes and long blonde hair. i’m average height and weight. i’m aquarius and i fit into aquarius stereotypes lol,, i’m ambivert but more extrovert. i’m loud and i have bubbly personality. i daydream a lot and i like making up imaginative worlds and characters and writing about them. i enjoy reading and watching movies. i’m interested in many things: astrophysics, psychology, biology. i love listening to rock music. i’m bad at any form of music and art. i was a very talented child but that kind of went away as i grew up. i’m still good at many stuff but i’m not the best at everything anymore (and i’m fine with that!) i tend to gossip a lot even though i try to avoid it, i can keep secrets if they’re really important otherwise i tell it to someone who has nothing to do with it (if that makes sense). i overthink a lot. i get annoyed easily especially when it’s anything to do with sounds or light (i have misophonia) but ppl think i’m funny when i get mad. i’m emotional but i can’t talk about some things that have to do with them (i can’t say ‘i love you’ it’s just too awkward). i also overshare and can have deep conversations at any time during the day. my style is all girly and elegant but my movements and the way i talk are not. i’m friendly with everyone and can’t flirt if my life depended on it. i can say flirty jokes but it never comes off as flirting. when i really like someone it lasts for REALLY long time and i have hard time moving on. i’m very smart but my brain needs time catching up with some things (it takes me time to understand a joke for example). i have positive and cheerful nature and i’m something between optimist and realist
i think you shipped me with draco, but i don’t know my house, as for the past i really don’t care what wizarding family i’m part of, in fact i’m curious about what you think and i don’t care the blood status and i want to be in the same year as harry, also if it’s not problem i’m curious what would weasley twins think about me? if i did something wrongly here in the ask please say so, thank you!!
Hii ! Sure ! Okay ! No you did nothing wrong !
About you
Your name : Y/N Diggory
Blood Status : Pure-blood
Family members : Cedric Diggory (brother) , Amos Diggory (father)
Year : same as Harry's
Your wand : Unicorn tail hair , alder , 9" inches , surprisingly swishy
Your Quidditchch position : I thinking you'd be a good beater or in the stands !
Your work : I feel you'd be a writer and/or a professor
Your immediate friends : Harry Potter , Ronald Weasley
Your bestfriend : Ronald , Hermione and Harry
A small word from Mr.Ollivander
You might know everything about other's life , Ms.Diggory , but I'd expect you not to miss the minor details of yourself and your life .
Your sorting
You're really kind and unique . Imagination and writing . I think you fit good in Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw , but your thoughts tell me ..
Ravenclaw !!
Your patronus
Beaver 🐻
Doer, Builder, Gatherer . Beavers are friendly and bubbly , but very territorial . They will not hesitate to harm you and ve violent if they feel like .
Your boyfriend
Adrian Pucey (ex)
Reason to get together : He asked you out for the Yule Ball
Time span : Medium (it didn't last much actually)
Reason for break-up : You both fell out of each other and it wasn't anything special that you felt towards each other .
Draco Malfoy (husband)
Reason to get together : You felt bad for him and decided to help him , this improved your relationship a lot and he began trusting you . This led for him to fall for you , but he told you this only after the war .
Time span : long-lived and strong
Marriage : After you both completed your studies and became successful
The Professor who'd adore you
Professor Flitwick . He'd adore you and your qualities a lot . No specific reason , but he likes you a lot .
Your Yule Ball look
This is such a cute dress !
Your date : Adrian Pucey , because you both were mutually pinning ..
Your past
You had a normal and regular past , just like others . Your brother adored you and protected you , your father thought you about the world , but you were also a unique one in yourself . Rebellious when you felt like you should be , you were really a gem of the family .
Your strengths and weaknesses
I'm quite sure that
Your strengths are : Herbology , muggle studies , transfiguration and charms
Your weakness are : flying maybe?
Others are medium
Your strongest spell type : Sneaky
Your weak spot : Curses
Your popularity
It wasn't a lot before Hogwarts . But after you got involved with Harry in the 4th year , yes. You were quite popular then .
What the Golden Trio thinks about you
Harry Potter : Not gonna lie , he did have a small crush on you , but it soon faded . He loves you are a bestfriend and would do anything for you . He likes how positive and cheerful you are
Hermione Granger : She usually spends time having conversations with you . But she loves you for your smartness. She might not like it when you gossip. But she'll be by your side always .
Ronald Weasley : He loves you a lot . Almost like his sister ! He really loves you and would actually help you with your characters and imagination . He'll also get you books (Hermione suggestions)
What the twins think about you
Fred Weasely : He likes you a lot . He might even teach you how to flirt , he'll definitely be a good friend of yours . He'll always stand up for you and will never ever hurt you . He thinks you're a baby who's supposed to be protected . He likes your individuality a lot and appreciates it. Might use your smartness in pranks .
George Weasely : Ever if you have deep conversation , it'd with George . He's really sweet with you and often makes you laugh (though he has to explain the joke a lot). He loves spending time with you and you both are eachother's friend in need .
Marauders'thoughts on you
James Potter (if he was alive) : He'd like you . You'd partly remind him of Lily , but he'll only like you . He'll be fine with you but it doesn't feel as if you both would have a very close bond , I feel it would be a good bond and you both would have fun together .
Sirius Black : He really understands you and your emotions and often helps you with them . He also understands your tendencies to overthink and becomes a kind of mentor to you . He loves you a lot actually . Also , you're rebellious and Sirius loves it .
Remus Lupin : He likes you . He respects you . He keeps his distance but he appreciates your smartness and uniqueness . I feel like you'll help him with the werewolf thingy and he'll be grateful to you all his life .
Could you master all of the deathly hallows?
No
You didn't try doing it even . (According to me)
A short paragraph on you going to your first year at Hogwarts
"Ced , are you sure?" You asked him , loudly . He smiled at your cuteness again and spoke "Yes y/n/n . You'll be fine at Hogwarts without me . Don't worry ! I know you'll make many friends and gossip together" Cedric teased you and you pouted at him . He laughed again , as you both made your way to the wall from where Cedric said you were supposed to pass . "Alright y/n/n , you first" Cedric spoke as you both reached the wall . You smiled nervously and spoke "okay Cedric " he gave you an encouraging nod and whispered "Run if you're nervous" . And you ran through the wall . Surprisingly , you didn't crash . Opening your eyes at the sound of a horn , you smiled at the plate which indicated 'Platform 9¾' .
Your life at Hogwarts
Year 1 , 2 , 3 : You were with your fellow Ravenclaw friends and Cho Chang . Draco Malfoy was not rude to you but not exactly polite too . You kept ignoring him , but adrain had caught your eye .
Year 4 : You kept thinking about Draco's silver eyes which met your and spoke "Go away" . You were at the Quidditch worldcup when draco had spoke this to you . You retunred to Hogwarts with your regular friends . Cedric took your help to ask Cho out . Adrian surprised you with a sweet date and Yule ball request .Your brother was in triwizard tournament . But the problem was that you and Harry were also in it . Someone had sneaked your names. You couldn't save your brother . You and Harry became friends there after .
Year 5 : You were already quite against umbrigde . You hated her and how she mistreated everyone . Cho got together with Harry and you kinda were cross with cho for it . Harry dated Cho whilst you were with the trio . Harry asked you to join the Dumbledore army and trusted you with their secret . Turns out Cho betrayed you all . But the shocker was Draco trying to hide you while you all got caught . He defended you and saved you from the cruel punishment . You helped harry and others and actively battled in the ministry of magic .
Year 6 : Draco and you grew close . You felt eachother's pain and everything . You both fell for each other hard and he told you about his mission . Before you even had the chance to be confused about who to support (harry or Draco) , a bunch of death-eaters kidnapped you . They tortured you a bit until Draco surprisingly took stand for you again . He and you confessed your feelings and kept going on with the struggle .
Year 7 : You were very loyal to Draco and he was to you , until Harry Hermione and Ron were caught and bought back . You ran away with them because you were loyal to them too and you knew that even Draco wanted the dark lord to die . You knew the trio might need your help and drco wouldn't be too upset for you to go . You ran out of the Malfoy Manor with Harry , Hermione, dobby and Ron and went on with their journey , finally uniting with Draco Malfoy after the war .
Your adventures
So basically , you were a good backup and you , since gossiped , knew many things that harry , Hermione and Ron missed. You were a great help to them . Other things are summed up above.
Draco though didn't like your friendship with the trio , he never tried to break it because he knew they held a special place in your heart. You and Draco had a kid and you both named them after Cedric .
That's it ! I'll take your leave !
I hope you like it !
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i have another question heheh (im the anon that asked u the question about momos character development btw). so basically, i was talking to a friend about she li, and how interesting it is that he to be always watching or is near momo when he *appears* to be alone?? we have this theory that after he tian leaves (srry ik u dont like us reminding u sksjdjs), she li MIGHT seek out to find momo again. what do you think? also like whatever she li has going on with momo is so weird to me bcoz like momo js CLEARLY uncomf/scared/FRIGHTENED of him. cant she li take a hint? ik some ppl in the fandom wanna defend him and all but like,, to me,, he gives weird “creepy/jealous/psycho” vibes tbh. also, we have a few chaps if flashbacks already where he’s either been in the same train/subway as momo :/ i dont wanna assume things but i just hope that momo is safe T^T
She Li definitely gives weird psycho vibes! I like him as a character because he brings an interesting dynamic to the story, and I believe others in the fandom feel the same way. But in the story we are not supposed to excuse his behavior. It's not that She Li can't take a hint - he knows that he makes Mo uncomfortable and he wants that. Mo broke free from him and She Li hates him for it.
She Li doesn't feel pain, we learn that in a flashback. She Li, in turn, is fascinated by Mo's pain. She Li enjoys causing it and enjoys watching Mo's reaction. It's a second hand thrill for She Li, something about power and control.
When Mo was still under his wing, Mo stood up against an unfair action of She Li's in a public way that challenged She Li's authority. She Li reacted by piercing Mo's earlobes, in front of their entire gang, scratching the pin against a wall beforehand and probably hoping for the ears to get infected. She Li does things like all the time. It's the root of his characterization: he loves Mo's pain, he wants discipline from his minions and he can't have dissidents. Power, revenge and control.
We don't know exactly at what page they left things. In the beginning Mo is no longer on his gang, and neither is buzzcut and the others, but She Li still comes to Mo when he wants someone to get expelled from school. Mo was about to agree until the other boys interfered. They're still on speaking terms then, what happened before mo left?
Enter He Tian. He Tian gives Mo the guts to tell She Li no, and even fights physically on Mo's behalf when it comes down to it. She Li is infuriated by that.
What does that mean for He Tian's time away? He Tian asked his brother for a favor, I believe it has something to do with She Li. I don't think the manhwa will be about Mo standing up for himself without He Tian - he will have to learn how to do it, but it can't be all. Mo can't stand up for himself when he's greatly outnumbered. He Tian wouldn't leave him alone to his own devices. The favor might have to do with that.
If it doesn't, Mo has a dark future ahead of him. I don't think that's the story because in the future chapters Mo doesn't look like he went through that kind of trauma. Plus, He Tian cares too much to let it happen.
#are you asking specifically about s***** assault?#that's more complicated#there's a couple scenes where old xian draws one thing and i believe we are meant to read that more than that happened#like some more is hiding under the surface#assult though? idk. i find dark readings about what happened between mo and she li valid but i personally don't think so#she li is just a pain junkie with too much power#ask box#anonymous#anon 🥪
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(Flails) can we get some forged in fury HCS? Like—for what ppl think of Regina on the throne, looking either like a cat or dragon. Like—she is majestic! Like—(groans) loyalty shit. I can't explain this for my life wtf. HCS oh civvie meeting Gina on the throne for the first time while shes either angry and/or feeling playful with her prey. .. Am I making sense?? (Slaps table) here it is anyway.
Ohhhh, yea I think I get what you’re trying to say. Lemme see what I can do!
-There is something unnatural about the queen. Oh, it was hidden most of the time, so often that it was easy (oh so dangerously easy) to forget and underestimate her. As if she hadn’t been roaming the countryside since she was 14, as if she hadn’t brought Niflheim to its knees almost single-handedly.
-But then, just when the deadliness was sheathed for too long, the forgetfulness almost complete, something would happen and any witnessing would be reminded very sharply that their queen was neither safe nor normal.
-The council is called unexpectedly, summoned to the throne room rather than the council chambers and any grumbles and protests over the inconvenience of being called in on their weekend dies the moment the massive double doors open and they spot their queen.
-She lounges on the throne rather than sitting like a normal person. Elbow propped on one armrest, leg thrown carelessly over the other, cheek propped up in a hand as she watches them enter with glittering violet-blue eyes and an expressionless face.
-On her right, her Shield stands with his hands resting on his sword hilt, the sword itself in front of him, tip on the floor in a soldier’s rest. There is a familiar glint in his eyes, assessing and dangerous, like they might be threats to destroy rather than members of long-standing and respected noble families. There is loyalty there, they know. A loyalty that cloaks the Shield’s bones and breathes in his every fiber, loyalty to the queen above all, even his own father. In the shadows on her left, the Royal Consort watches them with a studiously blank expression, one hand daring to rest possessively on the throne, as if the Galahdian barbarian had earned his position rather than been chosen for his exotic looks.
-No one who thinks this can meet razor-sharp blue eyes.
-The queen snaps her fingers, drawing all eyes back to her, and her unreadable expression shifts into a bright, sharp smile and to a person, the council shiver at the inhumanity in the expression, the sudden, almost lazy unveiling of lethal focus and intent that they try so hard to forget.
-She lets her hand flop back into her lap, seemingly perfectly relaxed, a dragon in its hoard. It is almost enough to mask the fury seeping into the air, curling like violet fog around their ankles as her smile grows somehow even sharper.
-“One of you,” she purrs, “has betrayed me. I could deal with it discreetly, like my Dearest Father,” and they all flinch at the poison in that title, “would have done. Fortunately for all of you, I am not my father. I won’t leave you in doubt as to your positions here. I won’t let you stay in those nice, comfy little boxes of arrogant underestimation.”
-She lazily unhooks her leg from the arm of the throne, leans forward and there is nothing but predatory glee in the movement as she props her chin on both her hands. There is nothing but fury in her eyes as she rumbles, “I. Hate. Traitors. I am going to deal with the traitor in your midst personally, and the rest of you will have a perfect front row lesson on why it will be much better for your continued health to kneel to me.”
-None of the council dare speak. Don't even dare to look at each other. Don’t dare ask who the traitor is for fear they will be named. Regina laughs, old and deep and angry, like the Tide-Mother in the midst of her typhoons or the Infernian on his pyre throne.
-The youngest of the council, a middle-aged man who had only just been promoted to the position after his predecessor retired, can only watch in wide-eyed, petrified terror as the queen slowly stands up and saunters down the steps of the dais, every movement fluid as a cat’s.
-Every step echoing like a death knells.
-He watches as she comes to a stop in front of the group, running her gaze over all of them, an equal portion of anger for each one of them, no sign of who she believes to be a traitor.
-Lord Octavius screams as he is suddenly pinned to the throne room floor by a sword through his foot and he can feel how everyone wants to run, to scream or beg for mercy but none dare so much as twitch. Just in case that would attract her attention as magic blooms and scratches angrily at the throne room walls, fills the spaces and the air like a living thing as Queen Regina says serenely, “Did you really think I would not notice, Lord Octavius? That you could sell information on my son to Niflheim and that I would not know?”
-That smile is still in place as her Shield and her Consort seem to materialize at either side of her and in the background her Hand lurks, watching with a blank expression as another sword pins the traitor’s remaining foot to the stones, “You’re death will not be slow. And the lesson you leave will be long in the memories of everyone here.” Her teeth look unnaturally sharp and white and the taste of ozone in the air is a tangible thing, “I will make sure of that.”
(I have no idea if this is what you wanted but you mentioned Regina lounging on her throne while ANGRY and so this took off with me.)
#SE asks#oliverslewty asks#Forged in Fury verse#Secret Engima Rambles#Regina Lucis Caelum#she's terrifying okay
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Hey! I was wondering if you would match me with a character from Mystic Messenger and Marvel? I have no gender preference so go hog wild. My form is pinned to my blog so I hope it wont be too inconvenient for you. I just find that humans have a tendency to be more complicated than 500 characters so it is difficult to accurately represent myself within those limitations. Thank you in advance, dear!
No problem!! Sorry this took a while but I hope you like it!!!!
Mysme
I ship you with 707!
I just finally reached the clarity that his real name is a spoiler for ppl that like they get upset if they find out so uh, I’m correcting that now lmaoo
Well you’re about as tall as him
Until you wear your boots
Then you’re taller
I know sometimes that bruises men’s egos but it literally does not affect him at all
Except when you’re walking too fast he whines that you need to slow down because your legs are longer than his
The first time he saw your resting face it kinda freaked him out
What did he do wrong? The two of you were just watching tv. Did you not like the way he had his arm around you?
Now that he knows that’s just how you look he doesn’t worry about it
He teases Yoosung by using it to his advantage
“Yoosung I think you pissed her off. Oh my goodness! Didn’t you know!? She can’t stand the color purple. Gives her bad memories. You’ve probably scarred her for life”
And then Yoosung is apologizing to you and you have no idea why
It’s Seven’s way of messing with both of you
The first time he tried to make his move by putting his arm around you and you flinched, he almost cried
No literally
He just... he hadn’t realized it was a thing to dislike it like that
Respects it so much
But he wants hugs so bad :( someone needs to hug this poor boy
So when you eventually invite him over and cuddle up to him during a very late movie night?
His heart jumps in his chest
He tries to tell you that you don’t have to!! He understands how it makes you feel weird and it’s okay; he likes you so so much and respects you a lot
But secretly he looks forward to whenever you want to cuddle with him; the rarity of it makes it even more special
707 is the king of witty comebacks
The first time the RFA sees the two of you bantering with each other they think you’re fighting? Because you’re both so passionate about being better and wittier than the other
You laugh about their confused faces later that night
He’s an over the top flirt too
Tries to woo you with ridiculous romantic gestures
He’s literally a theater kid too you cannot convince me otherwise I was a theater kid as well so I know
Literally every romantic gesture in a romcom? He does it
Of course he expects a reaction out of you but. You. Never. Budge.
Not even after he stole the microphone during the latest RFA party to confess to you that he was carrying your child
Which made NO SENSE
He’s not allowed microphones anymore. Or stages.
When you tell him you’re asexual he’s so respectful (as always)
You literally don’t have to do anything like that if you don’t want to
He’s more than happy with your cute lil domesticated life together
Okay this is off topic but I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY AERIAL SILKS
When he first sees your bruises he FLIPS
did someone hurt you? Who? He’ll hack into their computer, give them hell
The first time he sees you perform... wow
YOU’RE SO COOL AND GRACEFUL AND ELEGANT
he wants to try it and literally begs on hands and knees for you to teach him
He’s bad at it. Learns he’s afraid of heights too
But he tries to watch you perform as often as possible
Noticed you don’t give out compliments often
So it’s his job to come up with a creative new compliment to give you every single day
It ranges anywhere from “I like your shirt” to “you’re so beautiful” to “I admire that you’re able to parallel park my babies.”
Please help him with procrastination
You literally will not hang out with him if he has work to do
He pouts and whines, but ultimately gets his work done
You’ve really helped out his work and his work schedule
He literally hates parties and clubs and bars
Much prefers taking you out at night to look at the stars
If you’ll let him, he’ll drive you to a secluded place in the mountains so that you can see them better
After reassuring you 800 times that he isn’t gonna murder you (you weren’t worried, but he was afraid you thought he would)
He likes to watch murder mystery movies with you
It’s really just a contest to find out who guesses it right first
But after he kept losing he changed it to how ridiculous of a motive he could describe and how close to correct it may be
“She said she has a twin right? Well her eye color is different from her photos. How do we know they didn’t grab the twin on accident? Or the twin isn’t pretending to be her or something”
HOW could he have guessed that
Sigh this is rlly inspired by me bc I did this exact thing and guessed the plot twist
Overall, he’s just really respectful of you. Drinks respect women juice 24/7. Loves complimenting you and spending time with you and never letting you forget how amazing you are.
Marvel
I ship you with Loki!
The Seven one was kinda easy
Prob because there aren’t that many mystic messenger characters
But BOY I struggled here
Until I thought of Loki, I hadn’t even considered him at first (my sister brought him up, as she helps me come up with who to match ppl with)
And YES
He was first drawn to you by how elegantly you carried yourself
Most Midgardians just kind of, slouched through the day
But you stood with impeccable posture, resting most of the weight on your toes. He thought you were some form of royalty at first
And then he saw you perform hoo boy
Okay first of all he definitely had no idea what was happening for a majority of the show
But he kinda liked you and so when you invited him to go he was THERE
Couldn’t stop complimenting you. He thought you were elegant before oh wow
He’s literally not intimidated by you at all, think of all the people he’s had to meet and BS he’s had to deal with
You’re touch-adverse? That’s fine by him
Honestly he doesn’t like cuddling or anything like that himself. Blame it on his childhood or something idc
He will throw insults right back at you. In fact, he usually doesn’t hold back
Okay they’re never inherently mean but I don’t know they may be kinda questionable
He wouldn’t insult you if he knew you couldn’t handle it
He is NOT very flirty
And by that I mean he will not flirt. Like he just cannot
He still gets lowkey pouty when you flirt with other people, but he can’t blame you. It’s not like he does a good job showering you with that sort of attention and compliments himself
But he does give you attention in other ways
He likes to sit with you, watching as you bake or write or something. He finds it very relaxing
In those moments, that’s when he lets the compliments run wild, talking about how you’re so talented and he likes how you look when you’re concentrated
These moments are the softest he gets. He doesn’t like showing this vulnerable side around anyone else
HAHA can you PLEASE go knife throwing together
You’re both very competitive about it
You know that scene from brave where she shoots her arrow THROUGH another arrow!?
That’s all I can picture but with knives
Homeboy is doing 0 archery with you 0 horseback riding he doesn’t trust those disgusting creatures and archery makes him think of dealing with Clint
He makes fun of you when you see a moth
Like does not let it go
“I thought you weren’t afraid of anything. You’re afraid of this little creature? It doesn’t even know up from down,” he chuckles, pointing at the moth flying around and hitting walls recklessly
Needless to say though he takes care of it for you
He throws an Asgardian party just so he can show you off
Thor’s girlfriend was very unimpressive but you!? You’re so charming to everyone
He really just wants to brag about it to his brother, and you know this full well and let him do so
Y’all like to read together before bed
By reading together I mean sitting on the same couch reading your own books
When you yelp when you’re surprised???
What happened to your poker face?
As much as he wants to find different opportunities to jump out at you and make you squeal, he refrains himself from doing so
It makes the moments when you do freak out much more entertaining
I’d say you’ve very on par with Loki; you have a lot of things in common and a similar approach to life in general
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