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incorrectbellamort · 1 month

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Bellatrix: So are we flirting right now?

Voldemort: I LITERALLY HAVE A CRUCIATUS ON YOU

Bellatrix: That doesn’t answer my question

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riverxsong-ao3 · 4 months

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Harry: Look, Tom, I found us this spooky Muggle movie to watch! It's called "The Ring." Tom: *looking it up* It's about... a cursed video that kills you a week after you watch it. And they show the cursed video in the movie?! Harry, shrugging: And? Tom: Harry, I am going to say this as nicely as I can. Throw that blasted movie straight into the fire.

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect Tom Riddle quotes #inspired from a conversation a few months back about whether Tom Riddle would like horror #or if it would only remind him of his fear of death

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gaunt-and-hungry · 10 months

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I'm just not convinced that Tom Riddle and Regulus Black weren't a "thing" at one point. How else do you get a dude's necklace off him without him noticing?

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iamnmbr3 · 1 month

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Diary Tom Riddle: I shall now kill you with this giant snake that only I can control because only I speak-

Harry in Parseltongue: Guess what I can do?

Diary Tom Riddle: Even if you speak Parseltongue only I contain part of the soul of Lord Voldemort, the true Heir of Slytherin.

Harry: You're never going to believe this, but guess what?

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coldemergency · 9 months

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Voldemort: I can touch you now!

Harry: *Moans* Be gentle, it's my first time

Voldemort:

Voldemort: Why do you always have to make it weird?

Harry: If I stop being weird I'll literally die

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mimi-reblogs · 1 year

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[y/n] : my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should i do?

walburga : punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

avery : kick him in the shins.

abraxas : dump him.

tom : no to all of those, just ask me to LEAN DOWN!!

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hxuse-xf-black · 10 months

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16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

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pearlstiare · 1 year

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Real footage of Tom Riddle on Hogsmeade after his date with Y/N - NEW FLASH *he got a kiss*

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incorrectbellamort · 27 days

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Voldemort: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Bellatrix: That's why I carry two!

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crackishincorrecthp · 2 months

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Harry: I hope no one lowkey hates me... Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home! Voldemort does it right! Hermione & Ron: Hermione & Ron: Harry-

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oxydiane · 2 years

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harry: my old archenemy, draco malfoy

voldemort: i thought i was your archenemy?

harry: i have a life outside of you, tom

#i know i made a post about this already #but it’s so fcking funny still #harry potter #draco malfoy #voldemort #tom riddle #drarry #tomarry #just for the tags #soo talks #harry james potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes

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gaunt-and-hungry · 1 year

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Tom Riddle: *Looks into the camera like the office* I just want to keep my last remaining family safe! It' a dangerous world out there! Dark Wizards scattered about!

Erebus Gaunt (OC): I am /literally/ a necromancer.

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iamnmbr3 · 2 days

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Snape returning to Voldemort's service post book 4: My Lord, ever since your disappearance I have been by Dumbledore's side working as a teacher at Hogwarts and gathering valuable information which I believe-

Voldemort: You've been a teacher at Hogwarts since 1981?

Snape: Yes, my Lord. And I have-

Voldemort: I see. So when YOU apply to a teaching post when you're barely out of school everyone's fine with it but Merlin forbid I do it. To say nothing of the 10 years of unique experience I brought the second time I applied. What did you say in your interview? What's your secret???

Snape: ?????????

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coldemergency · 6 days

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Harry: I want another baby

Voldemort: That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one

Harry: TOM-

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #fanfiction #tomarry #tom riddle #lord voldemort #voldemort #harrymort #tomarrymort #if you squint your eyes you’ll see Voldemort and baby Teddy glaring at each other

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latte125 · 6 months

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