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Bellatrix: So are we flirting right now?
Voldemort: I LITERALLY HAVE A CRUCIATUS ON YOU
Bellatrix: That doesn’t answer my question
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Voldemort: so.. if you were hit by a bus I’d really miss you.
Bellatrix: if that’s the best you’ve got you’re showering alone tonight.
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Voldemort: Can Bella and I have some privacy, please?
Regulus: Ha, they’re going to do it!
Voldemort: No, we’re going to fight.
Bellatrix: And then maybe afterwards we’ll do it.
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[2 May 1998]
Voldemort: Tonight is a good night to die.
Bellatrix: But I don’t want you to die, Master.
Voldemort: Not me to die, the other guy to die!
Bellatrix: Oh… maybe don’t say it like that.
Voldemort: Okay…
Voldemort: Tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.
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Can you rec to me the BEST Bellamort blog to follow? I'm new to the ship and I saw that the majority of the fandom just spins offensive/incorrect/studip stuff...
@metvmorqhoses @apottergeek @justaslytherclawgirl @sofoulandfairaday @star-named-riddle are a few off top of my head. @incorrectbellamort is a good Incorrect Quotes blog.
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i give you: https://incorrectbellamort.tumblr.com/post/666152881824612352/voldemort-what-did-you-do-with-snapes
Yes, that is pretty much how that conversation happened.
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Voldemort: Are you trying to seduce me?
Bellatrix: Why, are you seducible?
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voldemort: i never banished any lobsters to the sea.
delphi: ...
delphi: i know that, dad.
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Incorrect HP #3
Bellatrix: I’m black-haired woman.
Voldemort: I’m blad, but back to the times I had hair it was black.
Delphi: But my hair doesn’t care about genes, it’s silver
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"Let's have a baby!"
— Voldemort to Bellatrix [ in the middle of A FREAKING WAR ]
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Voldemort: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Bellatrix: That's why I carry two!
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Bellatrix: Delphini is the only reason it's socially acceptable for me to call the Dark Lord 'daddy' in public.
Bellatrix: ...she's probably the only reason I’m not dead for calling him that too.
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Bellatrix: Am I gonna be okay?
Voldemort: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.
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Bellatrix: I have proved I love you! Just accept it!
Voldemort: I am not someone who is loved.
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my lord, is this accurate? https://www.theraleighregister.com/incorrect-bellamort-quotes.html
You muggles are getting quite...clever. Crafty. The layers to this are impressive.
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bellatrix: hEs a QueeN, i'M a QuEen, wHeRE iS mY cRowN
voldemort: ...
bellatrix: I'M BREAKING DOWN
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