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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?
Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.
Steve: I'm in the closet.
Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3
Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.
Argyle: Love is love. <3
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heartthingsstuff · 10 months
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Squad reactions to being called straight:
Robin : The fuck, no I'm not.
Jonathan : Excuse the hell out of you?
Nancy : Ding dong, you are wrong!
Steve : Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Argyle: Rude.
Eddie : *punches the person*
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STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
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rogueddie · 28 days
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ssaronance · 1 year
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steviesbicrisis · 1 year
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Eddie: I’m kinda cold
Steve: *wearing nothing but his boxers and a t-shirt*
Steve: ah shit
Steve: *takes off his shirt*
Eddie: *panicking* WHAT THE FUCK
Eddie: ARE YOU DOING
Eddie: WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?
Robin: *wearing Steve’s jacket* you see Eddie
Nancy: *steve’s scarf around her neck* Steve doesn’t like it when his friends are cold
Jonathan: *wearing Steve’s sweater* you can’t fight it
Argyle: *Steve’s sweatpants on, over his jeans* because he will put them on you one way or another
Steve: *throws it at him* just take the damn t-shirt
Eddie:
Eddie: *nosebleeds*
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kermit-the-hag · 1 year
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Robin: If you were a dog, which breed would you most be like?
Nancy: Robin, I love you but what kind of question is that?
Eddie: Don't beat yourself up but you'll probably never guess what kind of dog I am.
Steve: Because you're not a dog. You're a cat. You're temperamental. You're unpredictable, complex, and hard to read. You make people work before you let them in. But if they put the time in and prove that they care, then you open yourself up to them. Right?
[Shocked silence from everyone]
Eddie: [Smiles]
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guacam011y · 10 months
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Robin: Rules are made to be broken.
Nancy : They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Steve: Uh, piñatas.
Eddie: Glow sticks.
Jonathan : Karate boards.
Argyle : Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Robin: Rules.
Nancy :
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straight4joekeery · 1 year
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Eddie: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Robin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Eddie: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Nancy: Are you drunk?
Steve : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Eddie: And the spirit of whisky.
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Eddie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
Steve : I-
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Jonathan , pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Eddie: Gray.
Robin: Grey.
Jonathan , turning to Argyle: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Argyle: Dark white.
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Nancy: Eddie! This soup is flaccid!
Eddie: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Steve : Eddie kissed me!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Steve : It was unbelievable!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Robin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Nance, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Steve : Oh, it ended very well.
Nancy : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Robin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Steve : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Robin: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Steve : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nancy and Robin: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Eddie eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Argyle: Tongue?
Eddie: Yeah.
Jonathan: Cool.
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* The Squad’s™️ reactions to being called straight*
Jonathan : The fuck, no I'm not.
Robin: Excuse the hell out of you?
Argyle: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Eddie: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Steve : Rude.
Nancy: *punches the person*
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*The squad's™️ reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Argyle: Sounds fun.
Robin: K.
Nancy: No, I'm fucking not.
Jonathan : Do I have to be?
Steve : Please god, I am so tired.
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Argyle: That shirt looks great, Robin.
Robin: Thanks.
Argyle: But I bet it would look even better on Nancy's floor.
Nancy: Are you hitting on Robin... for me?
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Steve : I asked Eddie out.
Robin: Oh, I’m sorry.
Steve : Why?
Robin: Well, I assume he said no.
Steve : No, he said yes.
Robin: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
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Dustin biking over to Steve's place to hang out with the man who has become like an older brother to him. He smiled when he saw him talking with Eddie in front of the bay window. He was glad to know that those two were finally getting along. Eddie looked at him up and down before he reached over to unbutton Steve's pants while Steve did the same with him.
Dustin: Wait. . .no, what are - what are you doing? GET OFF MY BIG BROTHER!
Like startled deer, they looked out the window and saw Dustin. He rushed to the door at the same time time they did. He tried to open the door but he found it bolted. Dustin peaked his face through.
Dustin: My dungeon master and my big brother?! Eddie, I saw what you were doing to my brother! Get your ass out here!
Eddie: What's it been? Five? Six months? It's been a nice long run, bye bye now. *kisses Steve and tries to go out through the back window.*
Steve: *pulls him back* Don't do that, besides I have a back door.
Eddie: Yeah, you do and a nice one too.
Dustin: *shrieks* Eddie! I can hear you!
Steve: Come on, we knew we had to face him eventually. *pulls him to the front door and opens it, letting Dustin in*
Dustin stares at Eddie before lunging at him. Eddie shrieked and ran around to hide behind his boyfriend. Argyle, Jonathan, Nancy, and Robin came running out of the basement.
Jonathan: What's going on? We heard screaming?
Eddie: I think - I, uh, think that Dustin knows about me and Steve.
Argyle: Dude! He's right there!
Dustin: *glaring* These two fucking idiots were doing it right in front of a big window with the curtains wide open!
Eddie: Yeah, we did not think that through. *Dustin glared harder at him.*
Dustin: My brother and my dungeon master?!
Eddie: Look, man, we are sorry that we didn't tell you but you've been a little bit angry after everything that's happened and we weren't sure how you would take it. I would never do anything to hurt Steve. I love him.
Steve: Yeah, I love him too.
Dustin: *long pause before smiling* My brother and my dungeon master. . .oh, you guys! But seriously, not in front of the window. . .come on! *then he turned to the rest of them* How long have you assholes known?
Robin: uh, not long, that is to say. . .
Steve: *locked and loaded in the hands on hips position* What are you guys doing in my house and how long have you guys been here?
Argyle: We were out of doritos, man.
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Argyle: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Robin: No.
Eddie: I did not.
Steve: I may have actually forgotten one.
Jonathan: Also no.
Argyle: Oh good, neither did I.
Nancy: *Exhausted sigh*
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heartthingsstuff · 10 months
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Nancy : I will not let you down.
Jonathan : Sounds fun.
Robin : K.
Argyle : No, I'm fucking not.
Eddie : Do I have to be?
Steve : Please god, I am so tired.
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criminally-obsessed · 11 months
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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups* STEVE, NANCY, and JOHNATHAN: *spinning a little and talking* EDDIE, ROBIN, and ARGYLE: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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steddiesucker · 2 years
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Steve: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Nancy: Rude.
Robin: That’s fair.
Jonathan: Cut it out.
Eddie: D‘you want this back?
Argyle: Not again.
*Silence*
Steve: uh … Argyle? Are you good, man?
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Steve, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Eddie : Hey.
Nancy : Hi.
Robin : Hello.
Johnathan : Hey!
Steve: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Argyle : We were out of Doritos.
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kermit-the-hag · 2 years
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Steve: So, last night's poker game. Got pretty intense.
Eddie: I don't even know what you're talking about ... I was so hammered last night.
[Flashback to the Spicy Six playing poker]
Eddie: [Blackout drunk] I've never been more sober in my whole life. I'll remember this as long as I live. I'm all in. Uno, bitches.
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