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incorrectskinsquotes · 6 months
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Chris: Before you say anything, it wasn't me. Unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing.
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gomzdrawfr · 19 days
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based on @cod-dump's post roight over here
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venuscrashed · 19 days
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MC: why does my skin burn?
Simeon: (walked in holding a cross) …
MC: …
Levi: …
Levi: Do you have something to tell us?
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mylarena · 1 year
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Ghost, laying in bed staring at the ceiling: I don't know how to tell is someone's flirting with me. Do you think people have flirted with me?
Soap, literally laying entirely on top of him while cuddling: Yes, Si. I've been flirting with you for 3 years.
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report-increase · 21 days
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https://laura-153.mxtkh.fun/o/QAS7ts6
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Mini : Mentally, I’m a slut. Physically, I break into tears if someone hugs me for too long.
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callsign-bunnie · 1 year
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First Meeting (Teeth and Skin) 1
Rodolfo: Wow, Soap is really stoic. He's not even flinching while I wrap and splint his broken arm. I wonder why
Soap: If I move even an inch, this scary bastard might snap and kill me. Oh god, I am so terrified
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Sirius: you’re a Gryffindor! It’s in your blood!
James: that’s racist.
Sirius: you’re soul.
James: THATS racist!
Sirius: your eyes?
James: that’s gay
Sirius: that’s homophobic
James: that’s black
Sirius: THAT’S RACIST!
James: … damn.
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poppy5991 · 4 months
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Natsuo: I saw that crazy doctor is finally going to trial. That’s a relief. What a fraud.
Dabi: Yeah, he’s a mad genius or whatever. He’s the one who sowed me up like this.
Natsuo, a medical resident: …
Dabi: What?
Natsuo: You know…skin grafts are a thing. That’s what anyone sane would have done.
Dabi: Are you saying I was medical malpracticed?
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braceletofteeth · 4 months
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Strangers From Hell Incorrect Quotes [13/?]
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#strangers from hell#seo moonjo#yoon jongwoo#gifset#*#incorrect quotes#//#ok so technically the quote is from IWTV#but what inspired me was this one fic I read yesterday#where Jongwoo tells Moonjo he hates him while they're making out#and the Moonjo there enjoyed that so much. So much you'd think that's dirty talk to him#and. hm. yeah. to me that tracks.#the idea of being able to get under Jongwoo's skin deeper than anyone else#to provoke burning and disorienting reactions with your existence alone#in such a way you just CANNOT be ignored#that sounds. uh. pretty good. very satisfying. from a Moonjo point of view.#but. why did I match this dialogue with this scene you may ask-#well for one I really like the acknowledgement that comes with ''as you should''#no denial. no begging. no bargaining.#if that person hates you that's because you gave them a reason to and you know it#you know you deserve it#you deserve the consequences of your actions. your punishment.#this time. from this one person.#the one person you hold in higher regard than yourself. the only one whose feelings matter more than your own.#if you're in the receiving end of their rage and disgust you should cherish it#that might be all you are ever gonna get from them. all of them that is ever gonna be yours.#their hatred might be the most personal‚ most intimate feeling they will share with you.#... and that's why I picked this scene: the closeness. the intimacy.#Moonjo's surrender. the way he just lays there and wait. watch. the look of reverence in his eyes.#reverence tinted with fondness and pride. with bliss.
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incorrectskinsquotes · 8 months
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Alo: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him ?
Mini: You did WHAT-
Rich: William Snakespeare.
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cissa-calls · 4 months
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 693
Agatha: “And this is my moisturizer, you need to rinse and then blot afterwards to not irritate the skin and this is my-“
Wanda: “-So is this why you take thirty minutes getting ready? Trying to fight father time with creams?”
Y/N: “Agatha was just showing me her skin care routine!”
Wanda: “With all those potions? It’s probably how to pickle yourself. You know how we helped with skin irritation in Sokovia? Snow on the face. Not your silly little marshmallow cream…Weak”
Y/N: “….Adding that to the list of things we need to discuss a later date”
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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CG: WHAT HO, FELLOW HUMANS?
CG: DO YOU ENJOY HAVING SKIN TODAY?
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Skin't Tom: Today's show is sponsored by Knife. Skin't Tom: Need to cut a thing? Use Knife! Need to poke a hole in another thing? Try using Knife. Skin't Tom: Have one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things? You could try Saw. Saw sometimes works. Skin't Tom: But other times, you need Knife!
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Incorrect Quotes #91
Mista : Why is Y/n making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Narancia!
Narancia : It’s because I’m Y/n’s favorite
Mista : I hate you
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hawkinsincorrect · 1 month
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Nancy: If this was us meeting for the first time... I'd do it all again. The fucks, the fuck ups, everything. I'd do it all again.
Steve: What's that supposed to mean?
Nancy: It means I still love you.
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