max: [look at m/n with concerned] m/n are you okay? you look little bit off today.
m/n: [look at max and let out big sighed] i tried being normal this morning, worst two minutes of my life.
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kidnapper: i have one of your children
steve: which one i have seven
kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.
steve: which one i have seven
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Steve: [removes Eddie from his lap to do work]
Eddie: husband is... evil? husband is unyielding? husband hates me? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going into hiding again. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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Vecna: I am going to kill you!
Max: Hold on, let me ask El.
Vecna: It’s not a choice…
Max: She said no.
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Max: I need you.
Lucas: For?
Max: Ever.
Lucas [voice cracking]: Oh, okay.
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Max: hey, do you think you can teach me to do makeup like you?
Robin: oh! sure! I mean I don’t really—
Max: not you Robin
Nancy: oh me? I’d love to! I think I’ve got—
Max: not you either Nancy
Nancy: then who were you talking to?
Max: *looks at Steve *
Steve, feigning confusion: what? I don’t wear makeup, psshh, hahaha
Max: Steve, please, we all saw you working at Scoops
Steve:….
Steve: fine, the lipgloss is bubble gum—
Eddie: *crashes in through the window*
Eddie: I knew it!!
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Steve: I'm having a baby
Dustin and Max: Congradu-
Steve, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here
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