i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

Long time no Bingqiu ❤️💚✨

Bingqiu dragon AU for SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza! Peak Lord Shen and the spicy noodle he is raising with care <3

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

Liu Mingyan is wild. She wrote RPF about her brother’s crush getting it on with her brother’s nemesis, made it a multipart series, and started a book club for it. Family is nothing compared to her OTP.

Fics that grasp exactly how batshit crazy and over protective Yue Qingyuan would be as a parent — especially over a child that resembles Shen Jiu —are fantastic, I’m all for this mad man going rivers of blood and scorched earth over someone hurting his kid. But I ask you all to consider the comedy potential of that same energy in a low stakes modern au. Yue Qingyuan staying up into the night creating a 12 step plan to destroy the kid who pushed Shen Yuan (because of course SY is his kid) off the swing at the park. Refusing business deals with the parent of the kid that called Shen Yuan a buttface. Researching if he can sue children when someone takes Shen Yuan’s toy dinosaur at daycare.

Fics where Bingge goes on to find his own Shen Yuan are some of my favorites, and I need one where after he and Shen Yuan get their happily ever after Bingge just busts back into Bingmei’s world carrying Shen Yuan like “Get fucked, I found my own nice Shizun!” And Bingmei is so confused because who is this small guy who kinda looks like Shizun’s plant body? Shen Qingqiu is screaming internally because how did Bingge find another version of him and how is he gonna explain this to Binghe and wait — are Bingge and the other Shen Yuan in wedding robes?! And Shen Yuan is wondering what fanfic he just teleported into, because why was the other Binghe making out with Shen Qingqiu?!?!

I love that this is what Tianlang-Jun and Su Xiyan’s relationship was. TLJ was a whole ass emperor happily being a sugar baby, living LBH’s dream

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza (@/SVSSSAction), you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

As recompense for no season 2, I will slowly begin inserting scum villain characters into other various media

When your crush finally loves you back

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe. He's standing with his arms spread slightly at his sides, palms up. He's smirking and his eyes glint red. There's a large caption across his body that says "i am no longer mentally ill". /end ID]

he probably taught them the naruto run.

I imagine that OG! SQH would despise Airplane with his every being. I imagine even though OG actively worked with demons, he still found them disgusting; just a tool for his advancement. So SQH's genuine relationship with MBJ disgusts him beyond belief, a mockery to himself.

That last burst of adrenaline when your life is in danger, which bravely causes you to do or say something incredibly stupid.

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I’m gonna say that if the players had submitted an answer for the math question, Brennan should have accepted 6:20 without seconds as a correct answer. The question did not specify what units the answer should be provided in, and the times provided were only given in hours and minutes, which would lead the test taker to assume that the answer should also be given in hours and minutes. If this question was on a high school or college exam and the teacher took points off for not including seconds, you know that question would be contested. I’ve argued for points back on questions exactly like this.

I’m flabbergasted that Ally just coincidentally decided to use the eye of the vulture king that hadn’t been mentioned in several episodes (I think since they got it?) and it being the exact thing they needed to do, in the right spot, at the right time, in order to disrupt the Rat Grinders’ plan and save the Bad Kids from being sabotaged

Buddy has always reminded me of Kenneth from 30 Rock, so it was hard for me to ever hate him. He deserved a redemption arc, but can he at least become a ghost and be boyfriends with Zayn Darkshadow?