wet cat shidi for the svsss gotcha for gaza event

if you wanna check out the whole project and donate for svsss art, check out @SVSSSAction on twitter!!

Incredibly hot take concept but ya know potentially maybe Pearless Cucumber wasn't really that renowned in the fandom. Saying this because A) it's funny and B) both Airplane and Cucumber are prone to wild hyperbolic exaggeration and dramatics and we only have their word to go off. Like fully consider what we see in the airplane special.

Airplane is specifically reading a forum thread and peerless Cucumber appears. Makes his rant. And virtually nobody addresses the rant outside of damn that's a lot of words. Not even op. If anything he's ignored despite the expert tag. Like nobody is making jokes about it being one of his famous rants. It's basically crickets.

If our boy was fandom famous that would not be the response. If anything... it speaks to him being DEEPLY UNPOPULAR. Like ignore dni. He's not part of the discussion. If anything it kinda seems like people are talking around him.

And you might be like ok but he must be some level of notoriety since Airplane knows him. Yeah cuz man has paying his bills and he sees the statement and every month along with the 8 pages of comments he leaves a day. For potentially 3 years.

What I'm saying is... our baby boy Shen Yuan might be bigger loser than first thought. Because do you know how bad it is to be the most online and unliked on a server or forum. It's sad. He's not even a mod. At best he's the guy people make jokes about living there.

two bros in love 😔 My freeform piece for SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza, There's still time to donate to get a prompt filled, so please do!

I love that this is what Tianlang-Jun and Su Xiyan’s relationship was. TLJ was a whole ass emperor happily being a sugar baby, living LBH’s dream

He demands to see his shizun!

When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally

It took me five months but I finally finished my TGCF art to match the SVSSS one. Maybe I’ll manage to complete the MDZS one too before the end of the year 😂

shizun, do you think we're together in other universes too?

inspired by falseknees on twitter

Shen Qingqiu really wins the "Who has the weirdest In-Law" competition considering the fact that the first time he met his (soon-to-be) father-in-law he jumped on a coffin to hide in and said "Excuse me sir, do you mind if I disturb you inside?" And then Tianlang-Jun, from inside the coffin, replied "Yeah, sure, that's absolutely fine :)"

if not him, then who?

scars

Honestly mobei-jun must be so smug about how great a husband he has compared to Bingqiu. Like Binghe has to do all this paperwork and man the house and sure he likes it but like his husband is just spoiled and doesn't even do anything but look really cute and give him kisses.

NOW HIS HUSBAND does all his paperwork and runs his kingdom while spoiling Mobei-Jun rotten. Man hasn't done legislation in years. Yes he's a trophy husband but unlike those guys he's got the very important job of being scary and powerful so everyone listens to his adorable little rat man. That's so much more impressive than just giving love and affection. He gives his husband prestige and status. They're the power couple of the century. Look how deep the circles under his husband's eyes are. Isn't he sexy???? Here husband I stamped all your new laws with my important seal. I killed enemies in cold blood. I'm super impressive right? Way better than those two idiots. I even made more work for you by killing this advisor you hate.

Qinghua who got kicked out of bed when Mobei-Jun turned in his sleep last night and hasn't been able to bathe or take a break because he's filling the void left by the dead advisor: 🫠 my king

That otome game situation from the water prison scene

Some moshang for this year's mermay