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Lucy, walking into her apartment: Hello, people who do not live here.
Natsu: Hi Lucy!
Gray: Hey.
Erza: Hello.
Happy: Hi!
Lucy: I gave you the keys for emergencies only.
Natsu: We were out of doritos.
#lucy heartfilia#natsu dragneel#gray fullbuster#erza scarlet#happy the cat#fairy tail#fairy tail incorrect quotes#incorrect fairy tail quotes#ft incorrect quotes#incorrect ft quotes#incorrect quotes#original
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Levy: Pspspsps
Gajeel, walking over to her: Are you trying to call a cat?
Levy, frantically taking notes: Holy shit it worked
#hiiii i'm not dead i'm back#ik its been 2 months but im still here. law school kicking my ass but im bringing back the ft#levy mcgarden#gajevy#gale#gajeel redfox#fairy tail#incorrect fairy tail quotes#fairy tail incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#anime#manga
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Gray: I love Juvia. I would never do anything to hurt her, I swear on my life.
Gajeel: We’re both on suicide watch. Swear on something else.
#fairy tail#gajeel redfox#ft gajeel#dragon slayers#fairy tail gajeel#gray fullbuster#ft gray#fairy tail incorrect quotes#gray x juvia#gruvia
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Lucy : What's all this
Natsu : A moon-shaped rock and some weird flowers that I found on my way
#nalu-coded#i genuinely believe that natsu would pick stuff from random places which he finds interesting#and instantly think about lucy#he’d be like “lucy would love this!!!imma gift it to her”#it’s one of his many love languages#please write it someone isjsjsnshshs#fairy tail#natsu dragneel#lucy heartfilia#nalu#natsu x lucy#fairy tail nalu#ft nalu#fairy tail 100 years quest#nalu incorrect quotes#fairy tail incorrect quotes#incorrect fairy tail quotes
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they go from badasses to dumbasses rq when together tbh
#fairy tail#grayza#gray fullbuster#erza scarlet#sun strickens ft#sun strickens edits#fairy tail incorrect quotes#technically#god i love them#i couldnt decide#so i put all of them#this was entire rhing started bc of the first picture
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i’m starting a collection of incorrect plant/nature quotes because it brings me joy
feel free to submit your own!
#this doesn’t take into account an entire wall made of windows with like 20 ft of windowsill#in which case it’s totally fine#incorrect plant quotes#doctor who memes
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natsu (pointing to lucy): hey, i think that girl likes me
happy: of course she does, she’s your wife.
happy: do you like her?
natsu (blushing and giggling): i don’t knowwwwww
#i got this from family guy#fairy tail incorrect quotes#fairy tail#fairy tail 100 years quest#natsu dragneel#fairy tail 100 yq#lucy heartifilla#ft nalu#nalu fanfiction#nalu fanart#nalu headcanon#nalu fanfic#happy#happy fairy tail#lucy loves natsu#lucy fairy tail
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Random NRC student on a philosophical essay: How come a caterpillar (a reptile) become a butterfly (a bird)?
Trein: *leaves the paper behind and opens a window*
Crewel: Good grief, old man! We're in a tower!
Trein: That is higher than our salary for this kind of bullshit!
#twisted wonderland#mozus trein#divus crewel#twst incorrect quotes#partly inspired in a real life post on twitter#ft. my honest reaction if i was a teacher#trein is too old for bs#cherry's mumbling about twst
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Ignia : Are you a simp?
Natsu : No
Ignia : Lucy
Natsu : Yes
#i dunno i thought this is funny lol#copied#fairy tail#natsu dragneel#lucy heartfilia#nalu#natsu x lucy#fairy tail nalu#ft nalu#fairy tail 100 years quest#ignia#nalu incorrect quotes#fairy tail incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect fairy tail quotes
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Gajeel: *gazing at Levy*
Asuka, walking up to him: Oh don't worry, she likes your butt and fancy hair.
Asuka: I know, I read her diary.
Levy, overhearing: ASUKA!!
Gajeel: I-
Gajeel: She thinks it's fancy?
#gajeel redfox#asuka conell#levy mcgarden#fairy tail#gajevy#gajeel x levy#incorrect quotes#incorrect fairy tail quotes#incorrect ft quotes#fairy tail incorrect quotes#ft incorrect quotes#ft gajeel#ft asuka#ft levy#oh you know he's blushing so badly#original
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Korn: You’re not good enough for my son
Porsche: You’re not good enough for your son
Korn: Excuse me?
Porsche: You heard me
#incorrect quotes#kinnporsche#porchay kittisawasd#korn theerapanyakul#kinn theerapanyakul#ft korns bad parenting
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Young Luffy: What is an orgasm?
Dadan: WHERE DID YOU HEAR TH-
Young Sabo: That’s when you fold paper to look like birds.
Young Ace: That’s oregano, idiot!
Dadan: Stop!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece#luffydmonkey#op luffy#incorrect luffy#one piece luffy#monkey d. luffy#straw hat luffy#Luffy#ft. luffy#mugiwara no luffy#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#ace#op ace#op anime#ace portgas#sabo#op sabo#brothers#op#ace sabo luffy#Au#incorrect anime quotes#incorrect anime#incorrect text posts
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Evergreen: It'll be fun.
Freed: We'll make a day of it.
Bickslow: Come on you punk bitch.
Laxus: I can't believe I have to say this.
Laxus: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.
#fairy tail incorrect quotes#incorrect fairy tail quotes#fairy tail#laxus dreyar#fairy tail laxus#ft laxus#fairy tail freed#evergreen#bickslow#the thunder legion#fairy tail evergreen#fairy tail bickslow
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Jason: *just vibing, thinking his thoughts*
Bruce: What?
Jason: What do you mean what?
Bruce: You were smiling
Jason: Am I not allowed to be happy?
Bruce: You are, but that was just, like, an evil smile
Jason: *offended, turning to Dick* Bruce thinks I have an evil smile
Bruce: I don't think you have an evil smile, just that particular smile looked evil
#neither were smiling after this#based on the exact same conversation i had with my mother (ft. my brother in the place of dick)#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#idk why so many adults have a mistrust when it comes to me being silent#they all think im plotting something like dude im just thinking about hyperfixations im not doing anything#like my mom and my grandma both say to my face that they get uncomfortable when i stop talking for a while#ive had my brother come home saying past teachers apparently used to say that they could never tell what i was thinking cause apparently#they thought i had an evil smile too but dude you all were the ones that told me to shut up and the ones that got me in trouble for talking#so i dont know why you get upset when i stop talking like dude i got adhd i have 2 modes 'say every thought in my head' and 'dont say any#thoughts im having out loud' like adhd means I cant filter my thoughts so it is all or nothing so you cant be mad at both states#sorry for that rant#anyway thought that this interaction would fit well with bruce and jason
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Treize: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
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Erza, to Lucy: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Erza: *throws a brick through the window*
Erza: Okay, let’s go.
#fairy tail#fairytail#lucy heartifilla#fairy tail incorrect quotes#sun strickens ft#erza scarlet#erlu#erza x lucy#smth so silly ant erza being unhinged
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