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Jeremy: hey Jean, what's the height of stupidity?
Jean: it depends. How tall is Kevin?
#the sunshine court#incorrect all for the game#incorrect quotes#jean moreau#jeremy knox#incorrect the sunshine court#all for the game#aftg
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i like to imagine that coach hernandez watches neil’s exy career continue and when he, like everyone else, discovers about his dad being the literal butcher of baltimore is just like “damn, i knew there was something off about that kid”
#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#incorrect aftg#neil josten#andrew minyard#tfc#tkm#trk#all for the game incorrect quotes#the foxes#kevin day#aftg incorrect quotes#nora sakavic#aftg textpost#aaron minyard#nicky hemmick#incorrect all for the game#matt boyd
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Neil: Where you headed?
Andrew: The store.
Neil: Okay, just lemme grab my shoes.
Andrew: No, you’re staying here.
Neil: Why?
Andrew: *unimpressed* You took a racket to the head today, that’s why.
Neil: And? I feel fi- great. Perfect even!
Andrew: How many fingers am I holding up?
Neil: There’s no law stating that I have to answer that.
Andrew: Neil, how many fingers? Simple question for someone in a robust state of health. How many?
Neil: *tries to subtly squint*
Neil: Four.
Andrew: *raises a brow*
Neil: Four.. ish?
Andrew: Yes, Josten, I’m holding up four-ish fingers.
#aftg#aftg fandom#incorrect aftg#incorrect all for the game#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#psu foxes#aaron minyard#palmetto state university#the monsters#aftg neil#aftg trilogy#aftg andrew
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ok i'm back from my disappearance. here's some more "aftg as shit my team has said" as an offering
neil: wow, aaron's actually kinda feisty.
andrew: sure, but not feisty enough to get out of a headlock.
aaron and andrew: *intense sibling rivalry stare*
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kevin: we are /not/ losing to that team. they're wearing /green/. if we lose to a team wearing green, i swear to god-
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dan: okay guys, big game today! Please show up with a good attitude even if you're on your period or can’t breathe!
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neil: yeah, they may think they're the shit, but look at the scoreboard. scoreboard doesn't lie, bitch!
kevin: ...neil...we're losing.
neil: well, yeah, but only by a little bit.
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neil: *getting a little too intense while watching the game from the bench*
wymack: neil, have you ever- this is a genuine question, coming from a place of genuine concern- have you ever considered just...trying to calm down? have you ever tried that? i really need you to calm the fuck down.
#i have been neil in two of these#guess which two :)#anyways i love my team#and this team#:')#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#kevin day#aftg shitpost#kandreil#aftg meme#aaron minyard#twinyards#incorrect all for the game#incorrect aftg quotes#incorrect aftg
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Foxes and friends as out of context quotes my lads and i have collected
"Ugh, I really want to put my fist in something" - dan on a bad day / neil everyday
“Life is a terminal disease” - andrew
“Stella what FUCK, you look like a noodle 😭” - kevin to neil
“This is gonna sound a bit chaotic… I have this ball of string” - matt
“The goal is to create chaos” - neil
“drugalicious” - nicky
“I feel uncomfortable christening a bag full of babies” - wymack
“girls stop touching each other” - wymack
“Math is a lifestyle” - neil post dead-arc
“Nhu put the guns away” - renee to andrew
“How DARE you crash my party” - allison
“I was pumped full of drugs” - literally all of the foxes
“People who go hard for their cottages” - allison about renee
“Do you wanna be emos and work in the dark?” - kevin studying with andrew and neil
“Where is my brain” - aaron
“We need to talk about what is going on in the bathrooms” - matt to andrew and neil
“Oh you little emos” - renee or dan to everyone else
“Europeans LOVE getting naked, walk around in June, July, August, whatever, they just love stripping down. Even in slavic countries […] That's just what they do, they love taking their clothes off” - kevin staring at Jean
“Sex and drugs and blah blah blah” - andrew
“Recycling children” - wymack
“I’m not sure if you know this but every person has a naked body” - the foxes when they finally see neil shirtless
“Oh dead people, awesome lets go” - andrew
“Does that mean you have no friends?” - neil to riko
“Keep hands a safe distance away from the stripper to avoid injuries” - allison to matt about dan
“That’s how uncrackable I am” - dan
“All I need is Mary Jane and a vibrator” - allison
“I’m a glorified thug” - andrew
“No stabbing in the classroom please. I don’t want to do all the paperwork,” - WYMACK
“I’m actually a huge fan of bulge” - nicky
“Wanna makeout?” - allison
“Are we holding hands?” - neil “No, you’re holding mine” - andrew
“My ego’s not that big. It’s big, but not that big.” - kevin or aaron
“I’m a chick magnet” - nicky
“If they have hot dogs imma get a boner” - nicky
“God could be he, she or gay” - renee
“Why are you laughing, because I have a senior moment?” - matt
“I wanted to chat :( “ - matt to neil who starts to leave for night practise
“You’re not doing drugs?” “Why are you not doing drugs?” - nicky and aaron to andrew ab cracker dust
“I didn’t say bash them I said throw a chair at them” - allison
“He was putting glue on my shirt, so I asked him politely and he kept doing it so I cut his laptop in half” - dan
“or just be the bully, it is more fun that way” - neil
“I only smoke life, happiness” - matt
“Sorry it took so long to get my ass over here”- andrew to kevin at night practise
“Have a fun trippy time doing maths” - matt to neil doing homework
“Remember when we stole the VCR and took it to cash converters” - aaron to andrew
“Hurry up girls or I’m gonna get the whip out” - dan
‘That’s just the millennial in me” - wymack
“Everything tastes better hard” - nicky
“who wakes up this early to kayak” - matt to neil about running
“Yep just let me die, oh wait I’m arrested” - neil / andrew
“If anything goes wrong blame it on the British” - all of the foxes except neil
“I’m sure boys wouldn’t mind doing CPR on your boob” - abby
“They are open for oral” - allison
“The dick of despair” - nicky
“Cleanse your eyes with bleach and holy water” - aaron
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andrew: i dont care enough about it to hate it.
neil: you care about me?
andrew: (looks around)
neil: what are you trying to find?
andrew: my last fuck.
aaron: (looks around) where’s my will to live…
#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#neil josten#kevin day#matt boyd#dan wilds#renee walker#allison reynolds#jean moreau#david wymack#abby winfield#riko moriyama#psu foxes#incorrect all for the game#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard#incorrect quotes
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Aftg hc that Neil uses these 🧍 emojis instead of these 🧍♂️ cause they wear orange and it reminds him of the Foxes/exy
#that is if he ever gets a phone with emojis#🙍🙎🙅🙆💁🙋🧏🙇🤦🤷🧑🎤🧑🍼🦸🦹🧚🧛🧜🧝🧞💇🚶🧍🧎🧑🦯🧑🦼🧑🦽🏃🧗🏌🏄🚣🏊⛹🏋🚴🚵🤸🤼🤽🤾🧘🧑🤝🧑👪🦊🥍🥅#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#the foxhole court#aftg fandom#aftg textpost#aftg incorrect quotes#aftg headcanon#aftg trilogy#all for the memes#all for the gay#incorrect all for the game#all for the game incorrect quotes#all for the game headcannon#aftg headcanons#daily aftg hc#aftg hc#sugaroto#andreil#neil abram josten#aftg neil#neil aftg
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The Foxes as Things I've Said
Dan: *Accidentally inhales hair* "Slurpy Turkeyyy"
Nicky: *playing guess who* "oooo, it's me" "so, you're Gabe?" "Yup, Gabe itch."
Matt: "I'm trembling in cold" *a few seconds of silence* "Tremble me timbers"
Aaron: "Jesus take the wheel..... And crash my car"
Allison: "I don't care, stop trying to drag me into your fashion disaster"
Neil: *has a mental breakdown in the bathroom before walking out, no evidence of it at all* "I'm fine"
Seth: *high as fuck, walking into his, Matt's, and Neil's dormroom* "Cowabunga my bros"
Renee: “You share SOME qualities with RDJ”
Andrew: “You want to hear a story? Once upon a time, I didn’t give a shit.”
Kevin: *In a southern accent* “ ‘Cause I’m too bootylicious, babe”
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Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-
Bruce: My kids.
Reporter: I’m sorry what?
Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.
Reporter: …
Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.
Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.
Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.
Like this.
#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#he still gives all his kids uppies#batdad#he just needs to up his weight training game in order to do so#everyone is worried he’s going to throw out his back one day
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
#ace attorney#apollo justice#klavier gavin#klapollo#ace attorney incorrect quotes#the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact#he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does#alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent#apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting#im obsessed with them#preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that#and i cant even regret it im SO excited#all the extrassssss#PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw#they’re SO fun#apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn
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More random Incorrect quotes 🫶
#Lucy gray Baird#Coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#tbosas#thg#hunger games#BOSAS#president snow#snowjanus#snowbaird#again I don’t ship things but I love interacting with all sectors of the fandom so ya I’m tagging ships LOL#BC also I know shippers find this sort of post funny usually as it’s light hearted. we all need lightheartedness in this fandom some times 😂#incorrect quotes
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Heavily medicated Andrew at 2 a.m: have you ever thought that your bellybutton is just your old mouth?
Aaron: I should have absorbed you when I had the chance.
#aftg#incorrect all for the game#all for the game incorrect quotes#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#twinyards#all for the game
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neil: *does the great riko roast*
jean and the foxes looking dead in the eyes: be for fucking real
#aftg#lol i’m back#i have the act tomorrow and i’m getting surgery next week so im back for like 2 minutes#all for the game#the foxhole court#incorrect aftg#neil josten#tfc#andrew minyard#tkm#trk#all for the game incorrect quotes#the foxes#kevin day#aftg incorrect quotes#nora sakavic#aftg textpost#aaron minyard#nicky hemmick#incorrect all for the game#jean moreau#matt boyd#renee walker#allison reynolds#dan wilds
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"Not all men" you're absolutely right, Sejanus Plinth would never treat me like this
#the hunger games ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#thg#thg memes#tbosas#tbosas memes#sejanus plinth#sejanus x reader#sejanus plinth x reader#sejanus plinth imagine#coriolanus x sejanus#sejanus deserved better#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#suzanne collins#incorrect quotes thg#sejanus plinth meme#not all men#feminism#lgbtq#incorrect quotes tbosas
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Kevin *to Neil's face*: a fucking toddler can play better than you, have you never touched a rackect? your perfomance is an offense to exy
Kevin *when Neil isnt hearing*: he is one of the best strickers to ever play exy, he will make court and win the olympics before 25, he'll be remember in history as one of the best exy players
#ignore im terrible at colourful insults#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#kevin day#exy#aftg incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Foxes and friends as quote book pt2
“Try not to smile while getting beat up” - anyone to drugged andrew
“Stop moaning at your teachers” - probably wymack
“PENIS, VULVA, BOOBS” - Foxes and friends
“Penis, vulva and boobs are all good Wordle words” - kevin
“You do you… it’s not advisable” - renee to anyone doing anything
“Do you know what the peanut gallery is?” - nicky
“Is that a British word?” - matt to neil saying anything slightly foreign sounding
“HE'S A RATBAG, HE’S AWFUL, HE’S A TYRANT, HE’S A BULLY!!!” neil about aaron, vice versa
“If you’re quiet and let me get through this, then maybe you can have a piece of candy” - wymack but it’s alcohol instead
“We tend not to use the D” - neil
“Look at the strength of my wind” - nicky
“WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!” - dan
“You never know what’s in someones blood” - aaron
“Forget graphs, let's learn German” - nicky to the twins
#shorter this time#probably easier to read tho#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#dan wilds#neil josten#kevin day#renee walker#matt boyd#david wymack#psu foxes#aftg incorrect quotes#incorrect all for the game#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard#incorrect quotes
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astrology bitch Allison who knew Neil was lying about when his birthday was simply because the vibes of his star chart were completely whack with the info he’d given vs him as a person
#allison reynolds#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#she knew it was absolutely the incorrect day but not why
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