katniss: I didn't come here to make friends.
peeta, hiding the unfinished bracelets behind his back: yeah, me neither actually
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Lucy gray: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately.
Coriolanus, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.
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Coin: You have to be the mockingjay, the fate of the world is at stake.
Katniss: meh.
Coin: The fate of the world includes Peeta.
Katniss: YOU SHOULD’VE LED WITH THAT, IT’S REVOLUTION TIME BITCHES.
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katniss: wow peeta's so good at pretending to be in love with me i bet he's been playing the capitol since the start what an evil mastermind he's so much better at pretending than i am
peeta: omg my crush just kissed me quick say something cute and maybe she'll do it again
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Katniss: *goes feral without peeta*
Katniss: I don't want to exist anymore
Katniss: I give up. Stop speaking, responding, refuse food and water.
Katniss: if I do not see peeta physically in front if me in the next 24 hours i will cease to exist out of spite
Gale: so if I bring him back you'll choose me?
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Coriolanus: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'
Lucy Gray, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'
Coriolanus: *happy* Now that's a threat!
Sejanus, covering Maude Ivory's ears: *horrified silence*
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