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I’ve watched the Nerdy Prudes proshot twice now since it came out, so here is:
A completely unhinged list of all the things that are on rotation in my head because I lack the ability to be normal about anything ever, but they get progressively more unhinged each time:
(Spoilers under the cut)
The classic, “high school, is killing me! I’m so fucking dead!” also “it’s not cool, it’s a fallacy, it’s a cruel and unusual brutality” even though that’s not the order of the words
‘I got left behind this morning, bus driver’s a fuckin’ asshole,’ - dude Joey as Pete is a damn gem!
‘Oh god, BUTT OUT CHASITY!’
“He’s got the hallway on lock, his fists are always half cocked, he’s got me hiding in ma locker!” - something about the way Joey says ‘my locker’ satisfies the little gremlins in my brain
“He’s a literal monster!” - also Max’s dance when he sings it cracks me up
‘I learned that in anti bullying assembly last month - FUCK NUGGET!’ - have I mentioned I love Max?
“What if all my thoughts were stronger? What if my beliefs were taller? What if I were king of the hill? Captain of the team!” - this one is on serious repeat for no damn reason except I love Joey
Just all of Bully the Bully and Bury the Bully - especially “I just cut off his nips”
‘Oh my god, it’s a skele’on!’ - I cannot with that fucking line oh my god
“I never thought I could walk into a bathroom, without the fear of a swirly, but now I can pee all by myself!”
Also the boys just going “NIGHT HAWKS! NIGHT HAWKS!” in the background cracks me up
The entirety of Nerdy Prudes Must Die but also:
“Does the math club comfort you? Should’ve joined the SMOKE CLUB YOU NERDY PRUDE!” - I sing this at least 5 times a day even though I am legit a nerdy prude
Also “Will you pray for me? When I’m gone? Or until another Ritchie comes along?”
ALL of Hatchet Town, but particularly “someone’s got their hands on the hatchet handle, swinging on the youth it’s a hatchet scandal” - I swear Jeff put literal crack into all of these songs oh my gosh
“Oh how was it?” “Fuckin transcendent!” - dude I don’t know why this line cracks me up but I literally can’t stop saying it
“If i loved you, you would know it, if I loved you, I would show it, if I loved you like you should be loved, loved you like I’m capable of!” Again… Joey and Mariah, I have no other explanation other than singing up high on the ‘you’ is pretty fun
Literally just… the way they sing each of the Lords in Black’s names in The Summoning. I just… I have no idea, it’s just addictive
“You summon us once, you summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of a dice! La la la la la!” Again, no reason… just vibes
“Stephanie has got a g*n it’s time to have some fun! Stephanie has got a g*n she knows what must be done!” - The whole Summoning scene is so good oh my god!
“It’s like you knew me, before you knew me, it’s like you saw me, before you saw me,” - I keep getting the words to this one mixed up so I just throw in random ass lyrics
And that’s it! Long story short, this musical gave me severe brainrot, but I loved every second of it, and now I’m going to go listen to the soundtrack every day until the proshot is on YouTube, thank you for coming to my Ted talk!
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ALRIGHT FOLKS
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These guys...
Bonus:
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