Only pretty bitches drive motorcycles

Going to sleep knowning that Riko Moriyama died 17 years ago and that the Palmetto Foxes won their first cup that very same day

I recently read a no exy au where Renee does roller derby and since then a what-if has been sitting in my head

How much more unhinged would exy be if they played on quads.

hockey + lacrosse + roller derby

The violent team sport trifecta

Imagine

Desperately have to know if there’s a big exy draft like there is for the NFL because it’s NFL draft time and I think about it every year and now I have to know

Like do the top picks get to bring their families into VIP tents?? Does Kevin become a no. 1 pick (cause obviously, he’s the Son of Exy) and they get a shot of him and Wymack hugging when his name is called and team is announced?? Do they have them take professional pics not in their college gear beforehand to show on TV next to their name and stats?? When Neil and Andrew get drafted on the same team do they cut to the reaction cam of them in their apartment with the rest of the OG foxes and everyone is going apeshit (partly because of the alcohol and partly because now they won’t have to deal with them being all over each other (in their own way) when they finally do get to see each other) and Neil is just smiling at Andrew and Andrew’s eyes are smiling back and the Andreil shippers on Twitter go wild over that clip for months?? DO THEY GET BANNERS/POSTERS THAT SAY ‘Palmettos Own’ NEXT TO THEIR NAMES PUT UP IN LOCAL BARS AFTER THEY GRADUATE??

This is absolutely vital information for us who grew up on American football Nora Sakavic drop more Exy lore PLEASE

Me, walking into practice hearing coach yelling at Neil asking what the fuck he did now knowing that as part of the striker line I'm going to be running sprints until coach gets tired of watching us

i want the trojans to win the season like every other person but my argentinian ass also wants the frenchie to stay in second place

i have never played a team sport in my life but i have the absolute confidence that i would fuck it up playing exy

New year, new obsession 🦊

I'm glad I looked past the first sentences of aftg, which really made me want to just close the book and never open it again. After a while, I somehow fell in love with that mess 💓

No specific scene or anything, just thought about how I imagine Andrew, Aaron and Kevin could look like (kind of at least)

Aaron and andrew have the ultimate bros before hoes pact and both of them chose hoes

My hc is that not only do Neil and Kevin host their own Exy Podcast as a side hobby but at one point Kevin is explaining a very funny Exy anecdote and the two of them Crack up so hard that the fans realise that Kevin's real non-public persona laugh is filled with cute hiccups and snorts. And that Neil Jostens laugh is adorably wheezy

The public would be OBSESSED (like me)

that one scene in tkm iykyk

Trying out new stuff featuring my favourite non-canonical exy lesbians

kevin as neil's mentor is so funny bc he's the total opposite of what you'd expect from that kind of figure. like in so many pieces of media the mentors are really encouraging even if they privately think the mentee is Kinda Bad whereas kevin's like "you suck and nothing you do will ever be good enough. also i told the press behind your back that you're going to make the national team." and i love that for him

Andrew doesn't care about exy.

And Neil doesn't care about Andrew.

Hehe

Posted this a few days ago on Instagram but forgot to put it here-

I'm still reading the third book, I'm now post Lola's encounter so in the next one I do Neil will have all his scars :)

I LOVE how the relationship between them is evolving, it's absolutely fitting - like within their fucked-upness they're so caring... In a way where it just seem like they're the only ones who could handle each other the way they do. I love it.

cat+laila<3

my little guy