Messes do not make themselves, which is why I am so very, very busy.
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neil josten really saw aaron kill a rapist and was like, "hey i should do that" and then he did. twice. incredible.
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Keremy ft. Irish slang
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One of my hips always tells the truth and the other always lies
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pleeeeeeease not jeremy acting all interested when he sees that jean has a photo of renee on his desk and saying ''oh! she's cute!'' when he actually dgaf just for jean to look at him and say "you like men. š¤Ø" and jeremy responding with "yeah, and you do too tf š«µ"
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tfw you were my childhood best friend and the only person who I could talk to who understood because we were each others only witnesses, and I taught you French because you asked for it to be our secret and you brought me magnets and wrote post cards from cities when you left because I wasnāt allowed to leave, and Iām only still alive because you made me promise not to leave you, and I loved you but you couldnāt look away from the game long enough to let yourself love me back, and when they hurt you enough that you couldnāt play anymore I distracted them, because you asked me to, but in order to leave you had to slit my throat and I thought you were so beautiful and I still do only now I canāt talk to you anymore ,
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jean moreau is stronger than me bc if KEVIN DAY leaned in and whispered to ask if I could teach him my native languge when he's not watching, it could be our secret, I WOULD'VE FOLDED
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āIām sorry. Iām sorry that he hurt you, Iām sorry that youāre still afraid to talk about it, and Iām sorry that you think Iāll never understand. Iām sorry that he tricked you into thinking you deserved it."
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I fear some have severely lost the plot on how the foxes are characterized. None of these fuckers are truly softies or pacifists
Yes some of them are kinder than others but when it comes down to it they all know how to be abrasive and how to push peopleās buttons. They are assholes (mostly as a means of defense) and that is part of what makes them foxes
Theyāre especially not pacifists with each other (Dan and Renee are probably the closest but theyāre really only trying to keep peace so no one kills each other). They push and prod at each others most sensitive parts with little to no remorse for a multitude of reasons but mostly for enjoyment (and also out of care)
Every single one of the foxes is a fucking asshole !!! Especially to each other !!! Their attitudes know no bounds !!!
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The thing that really strikes me in tsc is that Jean still believes in the 'Perfect Court'. He seems to truly think that Andrew should join them and that Grayson doesn't deserve a place. He refuses to remove his number, not only out of fear, but because he feels he has earned it.
He says as much, repeatedly: I am Jean Moreau. I am perfect Court.
But the Perfect Court is a fallacy. It was never truly about being the best players or playing for the US National team together ā It was about marking Riko as number one, and the others as lesser than. It was about Riko marking his property.
Until Jean learns to let go of that lie, he will continue to cling to his number. I hope we see him remove the tattoo marring his face in tsc2 because I need him to understand that he is so much more than property.
He is Jean-Yves Moreau. He is more than what has been done to him. He is a good man.
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jeremy has to bust out the yo yo again at some point because i need jean to just sit there like š while jeremy keeps hitting himself in the face while attempting to do tricks
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Thoughts and musings!
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Hereās an Aaron moment from the extra content that rips me to shreds, pieces me back together, just to rip me apart again
Fuckinkillmedude
Yāall really do Aaron dirty sometimes like he isnāt a fox just the same as everyone else
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eat the sun
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obsessed with jeanās colorful insults/descriptions so hereās a compiled list of them in order
you arrogant fool (abby)
you imbecile (kevin)
your ball-battered brain (kevin)
you feckless child (kevin)
those clowns (trojans)
pet goalkeeper (andrew)
the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]
kevinās pet monster (andrew)
the sunshine court [derogatory]
wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)
unhinged optimist (renee)
some plump shrink (bee)
that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]
you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]
an abominable cockroach (neil)
the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]
andrewās twin
worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)
a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ārabid goalkeeperā ???]
annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)
strange and misguided (the trojans)
the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)
the sunshine court [less derogatory]
āI was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.ā (lucas)
wretched beast (gr****n)
your ignorant mouth (lucas)
āYour apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.ā (lucas)
neil, being the person he was,
you ignorant child (neil)
miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neilās insults]
ok thatās all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them itās just law
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āIām sorry. Iām sorry that he hurt you, Iām sorry that youāre still afraid to talk about it, and Iām sorry that you think Iāll never understand. Iām sorry that he tricked you into thinking you deserved it."
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Itās strange to see Andrew in extreme-minor-character mode after three books of Neil obsessing over his every move.
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