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Tim gets hit by a huGE dose of cuddle pollen Ivy made, but she modified it to make the victim more...loopy, or lower their inhibitions. It basically makes them not give a shit and do what they ACTUALLY want, but the fluff version.
So since Tim deep, deep, deeeeeep down is a huge fuckin sap. (You can never, ever take away this headcanon from me.)
He pounces on someone (read: Duke) the second he wakes up in the medbay. And since the batfam doesn't know that Tim isn't a corny ass sap, they think it's the pollen doing it, but nope, Timmy is just very touch-starved and wants to share his affection.
THE CASE OF DUKE THOMAS:
Duke gets pounced on first (he's Tim's favorite) and gets a clingy leech whose arms and legs are wrapped around his body very tightly and is also nuzzling the crook of his neck.
He's also trying very hard to control the blush on his face when Tim praises him, whether it be from training, school, or his personal achievements. Even if Tim constantly praises him when he wasn't dosed, he still couldn't get used to the sheer support.
The boy just huffs and carries Tim like a teddy bear, and the others are just watching silently at the display. (Dick seething in the bg but lets ignore that–)
THE CASE OF CASSANDRA CAIN:
Cass is the second, she doesn't dodge as Tim pounces on her back, his arms tucked around her head and legs wrapped around her neck.
Tim tells her how he's so glad that he's her sister and how he loves her very much, and would actually commit genocide for her—
And Cass just smiles cutely and pats him on the thigh, and continues to walk to the library, with Tim still on her shoulders, who is still complimenting and praising Cass, and also still wanting to commit war crimes for her.
THE CASE OF JASON TODD:
The third one is Jason, it's a slow night, nothing's really happening, just some regular drug busts, gang fights, and burglars, but other than that, everything's just very relaxed. Well, as relaxed as Gotham can get.
It's during this patrol when Tim slowly comes up beside him and intertwines their hands together, careful and gentle, because he knows Jason is still kind of uncomfortable to touch, not so much now, but it's still there, but he's working on it bit by bit.
Of course, Jason knows Tim knows about his fear of touch, I mean he'd be pretty surprised if he didn't, but he doesn't mind that Tim doesn't force Jason to hug or cuddle him vigorously, but does it in a subtler, gentle way.
Jason huffs and squeezes Tim's hand as thanks. Tim grins and squeezes back. They share a comfortable silence as they walk to a nearby cafe.
THE CASE OF STEPHANIE BROWN:
The fourth is Stephanie, and since they're exes-turned-to-best friends, and very cuddly, she wasn't that surprised but was more excited that this Tim doesn't hold back on the mushiness of it all.
They have a competition to see who can call the other the most cringiest, corny names that they can think of.
(Spoiler: (haha spoiler) Steph's in the lead)
The fact that Tim was hit by the pollen didn't change anything drastic to their dynamic, it sort of just, well, evolved it, they're still the cuddliest of buddies. And if they get more cringier and exhausting to the rest of the batfam? Well, it's their problem now.
THE CASE OF DICK GRAYSON:
The fifth is Dick, who is still very bitter that Tim didn't hug him first-
("But...bUT I WAS HIS BIG BROTHER FIRST– WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T?!–"
"Uhhh...respecting his boundaries? being normal and not overbearing or being allergic to emotions? just being a friend to him in general to be honest-"
"..." )
And was also very relieved that he wasn't seriously hurt.
He's at the living room watching some random Rom-Com when Tim appears and stands closely to the couch Dick was on, curious about the movie as well.
Dick doesn't get a chance to say anything until something hits his chest. And when he looked down to see what it was, he almost cried from joy.
Tim was hugging him!! He was hugging him!! HA TAKE THAT DUKE–
Dick adjusted their position so that they're more comfortable, Tim's legs were on his thighs and his head was leaning on his shoulder.
Tim didn't really seem to mind as he was manhandled, but squirmed a little bit when Dick hugged him too hard.
Dick's just happy to see his little brother showing affection first!! He's come a long way. He says dramatically as he wipes a fake tear out of his eye.
THE CASE OF DAMIAN WAYNE:
The Sixth one is Damian, he was unnerved to see Tim being openly affectionate to the family, as he was used to seeing him being sarcastic and reserved, but not this... Grayson 2.0 clone.
(and also because he's a little, a tiny, bit offended that he wasn't the one who he hugged and looked for first. I mean, hello, Timothy? I am the youngest?? We trauma bonded?? I cradled you in my arms?? I'm Robin???)
But he was forced to accept this new Timothy. This new Timothy who gave him head pats for a good job, who scooped him in his arms in the morning when he's too tired to notice everything, who sets him on his lap and watches Animal Documentaries when he feels like Damian is too angry or is having a tantrum.
This new Timothy treated him like how he would treat his own little brother. He doesn't force him to do something he doesn't want unless it's absolutely needed. Respects his personal space when Damian was not in the mood but shows how he cares about him in other ways.
And, and. . . .this Tim was just affected by the pollen. It was not real, he was just forced to do this because of some stupid, meaningless, pollen. He doesn't really love Damian, he's just hallucinating.
But Damian doesn't push Tim off of him when he carries him up the stairs like a toddler.
Or when he praises him on how much he grew as a person, how much he learned, how he's so glad that he's with them now and comfortable in his own home, how kind he is to animals, or when he softly leans down and kisses his forehead good night.
Maybe tomorrow. Damian thinks, as Tims soft voice sends him to sleep.
THE CASE OF BRUCE WAYNE:
The seventh, is obviously, Bruce.
He wasn't a perfect parent, that much he can say at least. He was a broken man, who couldn't deal with his emotions properly.
It's getting better now though, as he's been seeing Dinah Lance twice a month. It's not going to be easy to change things that have been engraved in his heart for a long time.
But if it's for his kids? Bruce would do it in a heartbeat.
Tim walks over to where Bruce is, perched over the Bat Computer, looking at evidence of another human trafficking ring that had yet to be found.
He can see Bruce's shoulders stiffen, his expression carefully blank, but his hands were gripping the console too hard.
Bruce hears Tim approaching him from behind. His brilliant, intelligent, and lovable Tim. He doesn't deserve him, hell, he doesn't deserve any of his children
He feels like he failed them, and he had yet to apologize to all of them, some more than others, but he's working on it together with Dinah.
He's shocked when he feels Tim hug him from behind, nuzzling his head into his back. Bruce, still unmoving decided to turn his head to look at Tim, who was drowsy as he just woke up from a nap and wanted to find Bruce. (His son, his beautiful, capable, strong son.)
"Tim? You should go to your room if you're still tired—"
"You'reee. . . doing your besttttt, Bruceee...I'm proud of youuu...!"
Tim keeps on complimenting him, and god does the guilt fucking eat him alive
Bruce is shaking, Tim can feel it, but he was so sleepy, so he has to say this before he has to go upstairs to his room and fall asleep.
"I love you."
And Tim passes out, his hands loosely falling from Bruce's waist, but he catches him just in time before he hits the floor.
Bruce picks him up in a bridal carry and leaves the Bat Cave. He stays silent for most of the trip until he arrives at Tim's room and tucks him into bed.
A lone tear slid down his face as he cupped Tim's cheek into his much, much bigger hands. Looking at his son with pure adoration.
"I love you too."
He kisses his forehead before he leaves the room and turns off the light. Wondering why his throat feels likes there's a lump inside of it all of a sudden.
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THE CASE OF THE SIRENS:
When they finally get to Ivy, she just laughs at them, cackling even.
"You idiots! That pollen was to just make someone show how they really feel, the nicer kind, I mean."
She rests her chin on top of her hand.
"It was supposed to be a prototype but hey, at least we know it works now."
Ivy looks at them and their glares bore holes into her skull, too bad she doesn't care.
"It takes their nicest qualities and times them to a ten. So Tim?"
She points at Red Robin who's busy hugging Harvey and is being cooed at by Catwoman.
"Is just a soft guy at heart, it wasn't forced or something, the pollen just helped him amp up his confidence and makes him do what he always, truly, wanted."
Ivy turns her back on them and goes over to Harley and Catwoman, and Tim beams at her, Ivy gives a soft smile and pats his head.
THE CASE OF THE BATFAM:
Meanwhile...
"WHAT?!–"
"Oh, so you guys didn't know Tim was a huge sap?"
"NO??? HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!???"
"Being a normal person man, it gets you anywhere."
"Babybird's soft as fuck, and also very cuddly, you guys just don't have the privilege to hear or see it like normal lol."
"Todd, you have five seconds until I dismember you–"
"Oh please Dami, you're just embarrassed!"
"Very true. His ears are turning very red."
"I AM NOT BLUSHING! SHUT UP!"
Bruce is just there in the middle, staring out at nothing, the only thing on his mind is just Tim saying I love you to him, echoing every 5 seconds.
Tim is just on cloud nine, happy.
Loopy, but still very happy.
#tim drake#damian wayne#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batfam#fluffy batfam#alfred knew already#he sees them when they think they're being sneaky#tim being sappy and cute#we love his duplicity <3#fanfic idea#fanfic#dc#also ONE voltron reference#that parasite of a fandom will never leave me#damian 'I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!' wayne#i hope someone gets the reference to the title introduction HSHAHAHHA
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Creations AU, But I obnoxiously over explain it PT 1
Pages 1-30
We are introduced to the man who ruined my life:
Currently nameless night guard with pale as fuck skin and pretty dead inside eyes. Weirdly grey hair for how youthful he is and blonde eyebrows.
Bro dyes his hair grey for some unexplainable reason.
forgive the art looking goofy it is over 2 years old lmfao.
I was too lazy to draw shit on a lot of the walls. I hate drawing backgrounds. Still do they are annoying. So BGs barely exist in Creations. It allows a lot more character focused shots but it is also very annoying looking back. X'DDDD
Though it means if I bothered with a background thing it's IMPORTANT.
Mike suspiciously eyes the things I bothered to draw on the wall because: Oop Springtrap.
Which you think would be a plot hole but this comic fucks with your sense of what reality is in the comic's own logic.
Mr. Nightguard still refuses to talk, but is intrigued by the robots on his cameras.
You'll notice: I tend to draw a LOT of panels for smaller details.
My comics have now been compared to "Storyboards" and I feel like that is more accurate. Like a lot of comics STUFF dialogue and actions into tight panels but as an indie comic creator: I don't have page limits lmao.
So I can make them do smaller actions and have the pace be a little slower.
I think this is why a lot of people get impeccant with my comics but I kinda like showing off more small simple actions.
Freddy appears!
And Mr. Nightguard is flabbergasted and checks his cams. Sure enough Chica and Freddy are both gone.
There's an error in this page lmfao but we're not gonna talk about that.
Freddy seems friendly enough...Maybe TOO friendly...
Freddy wants to fuck the nightguard lmfao and makes it very obvious.
So this is a running gag in Creations: you think a character will be one way and they just...Aren't. (Because of pre-established AU concepts like..."Freddy's a good leader")
This Freddy, is distinctly "a hoe". And I love him.
If it isn't extremally obvious...but just for those who are REALLY dumb: Most of the robots aren't possessed by kids.
This AU takes ideas from the FNAF series and ignores a lot.
Because it's an AU.
And I can do whatever I want lmfao.
People accepted Freddy was a slut but then got REALLY ANGRY about random semantics like what a certain character's name was.
And I'll never understand how you could accept Freddy being HIMSELF here, but would get mad about like...NAMES.
Someone explain that to me???? X'D
Either way Mr. Nightguard isn't ready for Freddy and locks him out of the office.
Freddy responds rather childishly by getting angry and proclaiming he is the most important person here.
Mr. Nightguard just points to the camera wordlessly as if to say "I am watching the place/you"
Freddy gets pissy and decides to go to SOMEONE to sort the nightguard's rude behavior out.
Freddy is seemingly more bothered about the Nightguard being rude than the rejection itself.
Bonnie the Bunny is a smoking tough guy in this comic.
Why?
Because the most accepted Fannon Bonnie was a weak little shithead that didn't do much so I made mine a tough guy. X'D
He's a stoner because comedy.
Distinctly one of his eyes are busted and he is not a fan of Freddy plowing into him.
We learn immediately Freddy whining to Bonnie is normal and while Bonnie acts annoyed he goes to sort things out immediately showing his loyalties do lie with the bear.
Also bonnie is huge if Freddy's height is anything to go off of.
He yanks off Mr. Nightguard's hat and is generally a rude fellow himself.
Asking bluntly if Mike has a second to hear what he has to say.
Mr. Nightguard stares blankly at this action.
Bonnie has no clue what personal space is, getting more and more into Mr. Nightguard's face and doesn't even let him respond.
Bonnie's the one who seemingly keeps the peace around here via thinly vailed threats of violence.
Freddy's whining fest is again linked to the rude behavior of slamming the door and Bonnie isn't a fan of hearing it.
Bonnie continues not to let Mr. Nightguard get a word in and is ready to leave getting ready to smoke another cigarette.
Mr. Nightguard recognizes Bonnie prompting my favorite lines from any character in this comic:
"What a freak"
because Mike being considered a freak is a running gag in this comic for reasons that become VERY apparent.
Bonnie's eyes shift a different color too. How odd. :)
I was lazy with this one lmao.
Someone with the initials "F.S" is a big fan of Freddy.
And other doodles have a lot of references to broken hearts.
Mr. Nightguard can hear Mike coming, he DID something that pissed Bonnie off. This presumably had to do with Freddy Mr. Nightguard seems unphazed and rather silly in his mannerisms and dialogue despite his blank expression.
Saying "Boop" as he presses the button and obviously lying when he claims he doesn't know how to use a knife in a fight.
Why is Mr. Nightguard carrying a suspiciously large kitchen knife around on him exactly?
Bonnie is ready and WANTS a fight, but Mr Nightguard is very hesitant to do so.
Bonnie is rude and blows cigarette smoke into Mr. Nightguard's face, repeating he is pissed off.
asking if Mr. Nightguard knows how people die there.
Golly gee. I can finally stop calling him "Mr Night guard"
This is Mike Schmidt. We are introduced to the idea there is ANOTHER Mike in the building... If you are familiar with FNAF lore you know exactly who that is.
Bonnie proclaims Mike Schmidt's new name is "Baby boy"
a very rude and condescending nickname for a grown man.
Bonnie has an odd device in the back of his throat when he opens his mouth wider. If you've noticed up until this point: Bonnie doesn't open his mouth to speak, that thing in the back of his throat is an air filter and he keeps his mouth shut until the air he smokes is clear.
This is never stated directly in the comic, rather smth you gotta infer yourself at some point. Which lead to MANY people asking "Wtf is that thing in Bonnie's mouth"
It's an air filter.
Mike gets tossed into the backroom area.
There's a cheeky reference to my OC comic Falling Cards with some art on the wall. There's a LOT of Falling Cards references in at least a few of my FNAF animations I know that for sure. X'D
Mike is disturbed by the blood on the spare empty Freddy suit.
Bonnie not so subtly threatens "That's where he's going"
Implying someone has most certainly DIED in there.
I have joked with just about everyone that scene is kinky.
And that joke only gets funnier when smth about Bonnie is revealed later buuuut I digress.
Mike is prepped for death.
Mike actually shows some emotion here being disturbed as the suit is tossed besides him and Bonnie lifts up the Freddy head.
Mike shows off a package of SOMETHING that captures Bonnie's attention.
People assumed that was chocolate.
But considering we've seen Bonnie obsessed with ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY...you can kinda infer what that packet is...
Mike's attitude intimidates even Bonnie.
This kinda gives the vibe nobody's been this aggressive, at least in this particular manor towards the animatronics before.
Mike comes off as an incredibly unstable individual given what we know about him so far:
He carries around a kitchen knife and will quickly snap if you act in a way he deems inappropriate.
It's revealed in case you didn't realize: This was a package of cigarettes.
Which leads to the fun question: Does Mike smoke?
This would seem silly on first glance. He HAS a pack of cigarettes of COURSE he smokes...Right?
Notice: He doesn't use the previously mentioned knife through this scene but would rather use bribery...
This shows Mike would rather manipulate/intimidate than actually fight physically. Which makes sense considering Bonnie's size and strength.
Or perhaps he is avoiding a fight with Bonnie for emotional reasons. As it's implied Mike has some connection.
Either way he cuts a deal with Bonnie that he will give Bonnie a few cigarettes for work. And Bonnie agrees.
We start off in the office, it is unclear if this is a new day or the same night.
Bonnie happily has his cigarette and Mike remarks he didn't think Bonnie NEEDED to smoke.
Bonnie just responds Freddy's bots are weird.
There's a help wanted easter egg here with the faz token in the lockers.
Mike is searching for "anything of interest" and establishes he's interested in the bloody suit.
Bonnie seems amused by this outright stating he just wanted to scare Mike. Delighted in getting a reaction out of our so far very stoic night guard.
Bonnie seems clueless about the actual death surrounding that suit, just that he knows SOMEONE died in it at SOME POINT. But can we really trust his word at this point?
Bonnie also says ANOTHER favorite line of mine, because it's so stupid
"Hah...Blunt"
get it. because weed-
Anyway Mike mentions a person named "Jeremy" to Bonnie and Bonnie confuses this person with another Jeremy in a different department.
This evidently isn't who Mike is talking about.
Bonnie's SHOCKED Mike would DARE leave the office but Mike's full of sass and says as long as he has the tablet to watch the cameras he IS doing his job.
Bonnie shows an odd level of concern, voicing Mike is putting himself in danger.
Mike not so slyly brings up he can bring Bonnie more cigarettes as a way to keep himself safe.
Bonnie's vision gltiches as Mike smiles and Bonnie is very freaked out by this, weirdly apologizing for nothing.
Bonnie has a moment of clarity realizing he has seen Mike before somewhere too.
Something about this man is FIMILAR.
Bonnie catches on Mike's method of self preservation: His blank expression.
It's a lie.
One Bonnie can see through easily as Mike's actions don't reflect a state of someone who is calm.
Asking Bonnie to stay close and holding his hand, coming to the realization Mike feels safer with Bonnie for whatever reason.
He purposely does a creepy at the cameras freaking out Jeremy Fitzgerald, who isn't interested in "Being a witness".
A hand pokes out from behind Mike. One that isn't Bonnie's.
OH HI GOLDEN FREDDY'S MASSIVE BLEEDING FLOATING HEAD. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Mike and Jeremy seem to not notice their presence.
Jeremy is terrified of Bonnie however. Mike reassures Bonnie is a non issue as Bonnie pats Mike's head firmly mockingly saying "Hi Jeremy"
Bonnie continues to mess with Mike's hair rather childishly while Mike seems unphased. Bonnie's antics aren't something he really seems to mind.
He bribes Bonnie with more cigarettes to watch the cams while he discusses things with Jeremy. Jeremy himself lamenting Mike is WEIRD.
Jeremy quickly realizes Mike isn't completely insane and starts rambling about his terrible experiences at Freddy's.
Noting the Nightguards are really redundant considering the robot security.
His comment about the robots being "Evil" pisses Bonnie off.
The person who shares Mike's name is brought up again we now know him as "Michael". Jeremy is eager to get onto dayshift with this individual and Mike also wants to get in touch with him.
This "Michael" figure apparently works in the rental place below the main building and not much is known what goes on down there...how odd. Jeremy seems a bit upset by this fact.
#fnaf creations au#fnaf au#fnaf comic#fnaf fanart#fnaf art#fnaf 1#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#jeremy fitzgerald#mike schmidt#bonnie#freddy fazbear#fnaf chica
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ok everyone i watched lemonade mouth and do revenge tonight. i wanted to share my notes from lemonade mouth or at least the highlights. (edit from later jk i posted nearly every thought soooo sorry) not much to say abt the other one it was okay. lemonade mouth is my baby though
wen is such a hater
queer as hell movie
i like that this movie doesnt talk down to its audience it's still silly but it treats each character like a full person and it's earnest
flashes into their lives to get to their destiny to meet. i heart storytelling
TURBO BLAST.
'use your voice' ok dyke. sounds like jo maskin
'this is the underground (in all caps)' oh this is so rife with queer pleasures
principal brennigan.... what does this say abt society.....
this is so like gay club queer joy i know a place moment fates colliding queer utopia
music is everything adn everything is love btw
none of the girls are in competition for any of the guys and in fact are arguably queer coded. i mean overall obv the group is
showing the power of queer joy
like MUNA
random little commercial jingle was so catchy
people that have known and paid attention to each other forever and challenge each other to be their best selves through their very existence soulmatism. olivia and wen btw
WEN IS SUCH A HATER LOSER
dynamic lighting <333
'just because you cant see the agony doesnt mean it isnt there' ok gayass
'i could start a revolution' broccoli close up. hilarious theyre just fuckin around
naomi scott brings a comfortable bisexuality to her characters. me when im just saying shit
SOMEBODY.im gonna kill myself.
HAYLEY BG VOCALS OKKKKKKKKK
'or cher' get his ass mo
stella is a true action forward activist im obsessed with her. she and hazel callahan bottoms should team up and rig the school with bombs
lemonade mouth is such a sincere true inside joke for a band name they are all so lovely. theyre my losers club
Determinate. Get determined! Revolution
bridgit mendler egot when
'i like when you smile' theyre just giddy weirdo soulmates
taking away pride?????????? (lemonade)
corporate buyouts. capitalist ownership and what that entails
control
wen who cant deal with change whos living in honor of his mother's memory and his sense of idealistic family and those rigid definitions and olivias odd broken family and beautiful unconventional relationship with her grandmother and opened up raw vulnerability that she tries to protect but exudes in her songwriting largely inspired around and by him
adult babies. ok
FAGGOT BRENNIGAN!!!!! sorry
idk if this is a strange observation but it's relieving that it's not a huge deal for the boys to go in the girl's bathroom to be supportive and lovely to their friend
lemonade. symbol of hope revolution pride also fruity
i used to live and breathe for mo's little bass shimmy
disability representation ayo
mo's back vocals okayyyyyyy also the little dance!!!!
distributing lemonade to the masses!!!!!! proletariat comrades!!!
why r they literally revolutionaries im screaming
'political tirade' 'complete'y disruptive' slayyy
'decisions i make are for the good of this school' ok fascist
flagging
Dante's pizzeria -> HELL!?!
'maybe... we do matter' 'of course we do' ok yippee gay people <3
shes so gone... i just felt so understood
naomi has such a beautiful voice. the naomis should combine naomi scott produced her own shit it would be sooooo cool
olivia being forced to accept her full grief for her mother
friends are everything btw
seeing things in the clouds... natural human inclination to find purpose in everything
'i wish my dad would ignore me' REAL. it's complicated
dad in prison - i feel like they didnt touch that sort of thing often on disney idk maybe sometimes
BRIDGIT IS THAT GIRL.
more than a band. love and community and god in other people
these are my bestest friends btw
'im not pretending to be what im not for anyone anymore' ok gayass
they are such DORKS <3
MO SLAYING EGREGIOUS CUNT IN ALL THE CHAOS
theyre all so linked together in fate and time
oh bridgit is about to slay so immensely shes amazing
bridgit mendler school of acting
gabe saporta ass outfit stella has on
THEYRE FIGHTING COPS WITH EACH OTHERRRRRRR
music center of the universe and love
theater kids <3
okay that hug made me cry
'that is the limpest wrist fist bump i have ever seen' - lydia (about charlie and his brother)
there was some coming out to your family in that hug
fucking good lighting
lemonade mouth school of acting
fucking up that guitar i cannot lie im obsessed w that performance of determinate at the end it makes me cry every time and also that guitar is soooooo
this guy is cooler than steve harrington yeah i still just have stupid beef with that stupid fandom
kiss on the cheek is so sweet <333
he brought her a kitten. he brought her a kitten. he brought her new life/a feeling of rebirth of coming into yourself and just living. not perfect but okay. they could do peeta and katniss who will follow you to your ruined home and plant a garden there. i threw my pen across the room and screamed over this btw.
SHE MET MEL LEMONADE MOUTH
queer utopia
faghag pair
charlie = afycso, naomi scott ~ dianna agron, wen ryan ross pretty odd outfit
okay goodnight <3
#i was very high for most of this. i fucking adore this movie shes my girl forever and ever.#abby talks
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hello sexy people!
I’m ddmmyuta and I post random fics and stories about NCT and ITZY.
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A snippet from last year...
Mar. 29, 2023
It was only a matter of time before it happened again, I suppose...
Patience collapsed the Forge. This is the third time I've had to rebuild it. But it's definitely the first time it rained flaming debris down on the Dream World.
We took in as many penitents as possible, and remanded Patience and his wife to a secluded unit where they could be kept under guard.
As this comes on the heels of a breakdown for me, I was overwhelmed by everything going on. Patience, C, the sundered Forge, and a random monkey clamoring to meet an astral guide.
I'm not making that up. It's too silly to make up.
Fortitude heard BG telling a story of an encounter she'd had with the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, and how he'd been badgering her and challenging her for her epithet, Warrior of the Ages. Apparently she had ignored him until he attacked her... and then she let him have it. It took about three different instances to properly put him in his place, which apparently ended him up in the Forge.
And when the Forge crumbled, guess who got him! That's right! This gal!
So, with a deep breath, I started delegating.
I sent Phobetor to continue the mission debriefing he had planned on doing last night (before all this shit went down), sent Zoe to bind Patience and spouse with ropes I made myself, texted Maya to take Timingila to Muspelheim to start cleaning up the mess, and told Ingrid to bring me the damn monkey.
Sun Wukong recognized me as Guanyin, and stated quite plainly that he didn't appreciate being treated like an annoyance (although he is annoying). We talked for awhile, catching up over my (relatively) new incarnation and his recent exploits.
When I asked why he was trying to challenge BG for her title, he said that given his lengthy resume, it would be preposterous that anyone but he should have that epithet. I'll admit that made me laugh. "Well, then! It's just as fair that I should have two epithets! Maybe three!" Which... I do! "There's a time and place to challenge a guide for their epithet, Sun Wukong. Besides that, in doing it to satisfy your ego, you gain nothing...not even an inch of ground."
He harrumphed and folded his arms sulkily.
I allowed him a reprieve from his embarrassment. "However, perhaps you can gain some ground with me." I invited him on a walk down the Bifrost to Muspelheim (which he moaned and groaned about), and while we walked, I asked him why he thought Betelgeuse had earned the title of Warrior of the Ages.
"The ceaseless bloodlust and never-ending search to hone her battle intelligence to perfection?" he asked. Honestly, he makes her out to be a berserker or something.
I sputtered. "Clearly you don't know her." And so I educated him. "The suffix 'of the Ages' refers to anyone who embodies the pursuit of their experience and expertise into the infinite. So, for Warrior of the Ages, it's not bloodlust. It's the mindset, the discipline, the craft... the fighting itself is merely a single facet of her study. How could she take an opponent seriously when you do not acknowledge the demands of the very epithet you challenge her for?"
"I've had demanding teachers," he mumbled. "I'm no stranger to hardship, Guanyin. You know this."
"Did BG consent to be your teacher?" I asked. "Or did you badger her for your 'rightful place' until she put you in it?" I started repairing the Forge along with my dear fire Jotnar.
Sun Wukong swung an arm in front of him. "She smacked me through a few planets. I couldn't tell if she was engaging of declining the challenge."
"I'm going to say that was not an invitation." I turned and bent down toward him. "Here's a hint: she likes good wine and stargazing. She has the most arid sense of humor and a surprisingly even temperament. She'll be far more receptive (as will most guides) if you ask her advice, rather than challenge her at the first chance you get."
He asked if I knew where she was, but my reply was to be patient and let her come around when she feels like it. The interim would give him time to challenge a few other preconceptions.
"Conflict is not just about war," I said. "And a real warrior knows their way around various forms of combat; even verbal ones. After all, resolution is a handy skill for any warrior."
While we rebuilt the forge, I told him the story of how Odin, in his hubris, challenged an astral guide and died. In his quest for infinite knowledge and conquest, he challenged the natural order... and Nature fought back.
When he asked if there was no purifying Odin of his corruption, I shook my head. "The flames took him," I explained. "It's the same with anyone who enters the Forge; those who emerge have been purified. Those who don't... well... their influence has been cleansed from the cosmos."
As soon as repairs are done, I'll hopefully be putting Patience and C back in there.
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People who are saying "well obviously the group is to make money lolol that's the point of ALL groups" like okay.... but do yall not see that they're using the most popular/profitable members from each group,,,, like that doesnt indicate anything to you,,, at all,,, not even a little,,,
#like aside from taemin since its just him rn but#i keep seeing people like 'theyre probably excited to work with their friends' like do yall really think theyre all super tight i-#like this is PURELY a money grab because they know these members are popular and people will buy shit#like thats why sm uses markyong for EVERYTHING its not a coincidence theyre in ANOTHER unit when theres other members (vocal line) who are#also super talented#but nah clearly we're gonna ignore this fact#idk if they were like rap group! or dance group! or vocal group! with a configuration of random sm bg members id be like okay#but this... is just not cohesive msmsksk
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short circuit is ending and ive made myself bonkers over amelia mann and rust nyong'o so please enjoy my loreprosals for my accidentally lichified pirate captain rust nyong'o and their trusty [he keeps insisting hes human and im too afraid and gay to ask] first mate amelia mann
That's what i like to hear
Ok this isnt super fcked up but
So heres my pitch
Rust Nyong'o (they/them) is a pirate captain, like, a pretty normal sort honestly. Worked their way up by working hard, staying alive and rolling with the punches. They had their own upper hand with a little magic in their blood, a family secret. Its a bit of hydromancy, a bit of healing a bit of everything that can nudge the world their way
Amelia Mann (he/him) is (was) their second mate. Not very close and threw together by happenstance and because Amelia was so popular with the crew rather than any real cameraderie. But beneath his quick temper and charisma, Amelia knew a good opportunity so yknow they worked.
And they were fine and normal until shit judt started getting fucked up
Amelia was swept overboard and gone for a month. Rust getting more and more unused to land, craving the sea, craving blood to give her. Its like the sea is slowly taking over their ship, keeping it steady when salt shouldve rotted through the wood. They wake up to water seeping through the ceiling, which shouldn't even be possible
(the sea is greedy)
Amelia comes back- different. Whatever it is that comes back answers to Amelia and sounds like Amelia, but he comes swathed in black and veils and heavy cloth. His temperament is calmer, but vicious. He's not friendly anymore and he takes insults to heart (and replies w murder half the time) but hes still as smart, maybe even more, and is even more helpful to Rust.
(do your best to ignore that his voice sounds like you hear it, but cuts clear regardless of how noisy the winds are and how no one overhears. How he looks like a guy swathed in a lot of clothes, but no ones seen more than his hands and what might be the suggestion of a face)
And its kind of a horror show, and it takes Rust a moment too long to realize theres something wrong with them too. They lost their foot but his prosthesic has gone bleached white, like driftwood, and feels strangely stable these days. Their connection to the water is stronger than ever as everything else wanes. The first time Rust get cut after the changes start... Instead of skin healing over, the wound turns pearly. Moons later the tips of their fingers and toes turn pearl like and its been slowly creeping in over the years (its up to their wrists now). Barnacles and algae in their hair, blood thin and saltier.
The sea's taking them all.
And i think inbetween all these changes- look like. Amelia is weird. And fucked up. And clearly not Amelia but whatever he is, he's insisted hes still Amelia Mann so sure whatever. He hums all the time and set goosebumps on their skin but with whatever they are, you either know you can kill it or wait. Until then, this Amelia is.. Easier to deal with. Actually listens to Rust instead of quietly probing for weakness. He doesnt really explain everything but like... He seems at ease with the changes and for once Rust can just. Let it out a bit, and not feel weak. Can turn to someone and ask for answers, for harbor.
(I found out Rust's PGR was kneeling)
So. Okay. This ship is all kinds of fucked. Rust should be 80 and looks barely 30. Their ship got dragged to Hades. Amelia is still humming peacefully so sure. Whatever. They'll play.
Also wow random bg info
Rust is- i had a hard time finding this info so im going w Lupita Nyong'o cuz im assuming whoever submitted it did it cuz of her. So Rust Odwuor Nyong'o is Kenyan and of the Luo people. Niq and Nico Nyong'o is their niece once removed, though they aren't very aware of the two- Niq and Nico bought thought theyre totally normal humans and i just think its funny putting niq on the other side of surprise ur familys secretly a blank. I think Rust is like.. Nb transmasc. Smart, with a desire to put their knowledge into actual practical use. Started as a legit sailor then like.. Oopsy crime pays better!
Amelia Mann was human. Amelia Mann is.. Who the fuck knows what is in who was once Amelia Mann's corpse. The closest the crew have to seeing him is like his hands and what might be his voice. The humming js real sound- when he speaks its actually in your mind. Rust has touched him, has seen more than most but even they arent sure if what they saw was real or in their head. Amelia's at least.. Gentle about it. After awhile.
so also according to my personal timeline for rust. when they were a kid, that was when the British started colonizing the Luo in modern day kenya/uganda/Mozambique sometjing to bear in mind and why i think rust is my friend fuck colonizers
(amelia fries ppl brains sometimes but he tries to keep it to a minimum now bcus it was unnecessarily messy)
Amelia doesnt use a sword, people just like to fall down dead around him lookijg like something gigantic clawed through them.
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Ishqbaaz Liveblog, E4: Anyone Between 40-59 is Shit
Previously: E3 “A really good premise”
Welcome! My liveblogging continues. Check out @australian-desi and @tellywoodtrash for more IB liveblogs (if you’re interested in this, TTji is my ultimate guru to lb-ing)!
So far I’m waiting and seeing if IB will break Kasautii Zindagi Kii 2, cause KZK2′s plot and non annoyance meter stood firm till 5 episodes. Until new Prerna decided to mega sacrifice herself and marriage a CREEP to save her family’s home. I noped out of that so hard after Prerna’s decision.
And so far I’m pleasantly surprised by IB, and genuinely enjoying it plot-wise.
Here’s the end of my yapping, now enjoy the liveblog!
Episode 4: “Anyone Between 40-59 is Shit”
- Deva Shree Ganesha continues. Till now Nakuul’s chin level is steady (later in the show his nose is permanently in the air - as noted by @ridzmystique)
- Burning Man continues, literally.
- Ganesh Ji also getting nice footage.
- Where is the thunder in the bg music coming from?
- Why ISN’T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING TO STOP THE FIRE? AH SHAKTI nearly went but was stopped by Tej.
- Tej doing damage control. Ofc, classic Tej. Dramatic shot continues, Tej is dramatic AF.
- HEY WE DIDN’T SEE MUCH OF THE OBROS TRYING TO SAVE BURNING MAN. But we must assume cause Shivaay is a bit burnt.
- Shivaay hurt his hand too? Shivaay, are we connecting too? Why? (My hand is hurt too)
- Ah, their first factory was burned but Dadaji decided to save the people instead of inventory #dadajirocks
- Shivaay taking the full pressure of things, as usual. Oh, Nakuul is acting really well in this scene - what do they do with him later?
- Poor Dadiji, she’s so sad - she’ll get a heart attack one day.
- Good vaada to take from older brother, make sure bhaichara remains between all of them.
- Sometimes it is so important to not be like your parents, if your parents are shitty.
- Oh the Mandir is BEAUTIFUL.
- DRAMATC TEJ APPEARS.
- WTF ACQUIRING LAND BY FORCING THE FARMERS? Tej must like what crap the government is pulling right now. #farmersprotest (please check it out and give it the support and awareness it deserves)
- Good, thank God Shakti has some sense. Oh, a flawed man with a conscience - I really like Shakti, he’s very layered.
- Tej is dramatic AF, Shakti is frickkin layered. These two bros are playing well against each other.
- WHO? DADI AND HER TWO SONS FACE OFF.
- YAY THIS POOL IS DEEPER THAN 1 FOOT! (Imagines Arnav swimming through this *cough*)
OK STOP DISTRACTING ME GUYS, LET’S FOCUS ON THE SHOW.
ISS PY
ISHQBAAZ
WHERE THERE’S A POOL
AND NO OTHER THOUGHTS
YOU KNOW WHY I GOT DIVERTED, BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, YES
ANYWAYS,
- Shivaay… wondering about family name even though someone died?
- You know, what I like about this convo is that both Om and Shivaay are right in their positions.
- Om: worried that a person died, Shivaay: reputation matters
- Damn it, this was a good conversation.
- Ah Rudy. I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOW THEY USED THE BABY BROTHER TO BREAK THE TENSION. The great thing of Rudy not smiling is that you know shit has hit the fan when that happened.
- I don’t like how they’re treating Guggi - the way they tried to make her ‘comedic’ because she doesn’t fit the standard of beauty. I DO NOT like this.
- FINALLY DADI! Finally have a word with your sons.
- Just ignoring Pinky. Jhanvi, I Stan you as always.
- Ah Rudy, I LOVE HOW SHIVAAY AND OM CALMED AND THE CRACKS HEALED BECAUSE OF RUDY BEING THEIR BABY.
- HAHAHAH! Shivaay yelled Om for hitting Rudra by showing Rudy how to hit better!
- HAHAHAH THEY’RE MAKING RAJNIKANTH OUT OF SHIVAAY! I LOVED how in one scene, without too much, showed how Rudy is the glue between two brothers who love each other but are ideologically different (and a difference that can cause a crack if not healed at the right time)
- DADI BRINGIN IN THE KASAM to make sure her two fishy sons tell the truth. Shakti told half truth, smart. WHY IS DADI SMILING?
- OK dadi your sons have a LOT of issues, your sanskaar totes failed.
- Okay, Anjali has transformed to Sahil (I guess that’s the kid’s name). Do we need to be orphans and have a limping sibling to be a television lead? (Taking a hockey stick and heading to my brother)
- Why is the landlady and constables standing in filmy line too?
- UFF THIS LANDLADY KA OVERACTING - OH WAIT SHE’S ACTUALLY ANIKA’S BUAJI BUAJI - DAMN WTF IS SHE. THIS BUAJI IS OVERACTING LIKE SHIT.
- Totally not interested in this character.
- Dude Anika is anaath, isme tera kya jaata hai?
- Yes Anika, kill her.
- Woah who’s manhandling Anika?
- THAT IS A FINE ACTRESS, please don’t make her do a shitty role. WTF? POLICE VIOLENCE.
- Phirse gaana? These three bros should have an album after their name. In case their other businesses fail, this one should keep things floating :D *did I foresee something in this sentence, I might’ve*
- I would call thing cringy, if I didn’t do the same shit with my bro. We’re dramatic AF too, dancing to random songs all the time.
- The police waali has personal vendetta against Anika. Why?
- Ok, almost every 40-50s person in this show is terrible.
- Ok how is this terrible Buaji and the police waali connected? Is this police person a relative or something to Buaji?
- Ok I love the kid, I love how much he loves Anika.
- Ok, we have reason why Anika should be removed from this situation asap (already murdering Shivaay for the future marriage condition).
So it is interesting and I’m eager to see what all tropes would happen when Shivaay and Anika meet. In her words, I have very low tolerance for michimichi! For example: I (largely) hate the swami track, post marriage comedy, sheetal track, when Khushi gives ‘gyaan’ to either Lavanya or Arnav about marriage or anything and all that in IPK.
But I’m also waiting to listen to O Jaana and see the staring, wind and all cause I’m a wee bit sucker for those.
So goodnight and see you tomorrow!
- S
Next up: E5 “Devi Maiyya working overtime for Shivika to happen”
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tagged by @anakinfruit !!! hehe thank u
1. Why did you choose your url?
fav character go hard
2. Any side blogs?
this used to be a side blog until i got fed up and remade as a main blog!
3. How long have you been on tumblr?
ten years since i was about 13 years old :/ i've been thru many blog incarnations
4. Do you have a queue tag?
lmao i keept thinking of making one bc i queue basically all my reblogs but whoop i dont have one srry
5. Why did you start your blog?
.....ok so my very first blog was a rotg rp blog but this one is bc i needed a place to scream abt tcw since u_u
6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?
i made it myself!! i liked the minimalist-gradient bg icons i kept seeing and deicded to join in uwu now ahsoka has bisexual-enby colours across her hood
7. Why did you choose your header?
whoops i dont have a header
8. What post of yours has the most notes?
the one abt jedi raising younglings 🥺
9. How many mutuals do you have?
honestly like 90% of my following are mutuals
10. How many followers do you have?
61 beebees
11. How many blogs do you follow?
92 blogs atm!! (wow this is gonna be rlly cute to look back on in some years)
12. Have you ever made a shit post?
a few times but theyre just lost in my personal tag i think
13. How often do use Tumblr a day?
i use it sm that i literally only log off when i dislike an opinion enough bc otherwise i'd be online all day
but lately work has been killlliiiinnggg mee so i havent been on much :/
14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?
not yet but certain mfs have made me wanna square up but alas, i have too much restraint and just block them
15. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?
i actively ignore them when i see them
16. Do you like tag games?
theyre cute!!! i only get worried when the post is already 49594539 posts long so i appreciate it more when its like this where u just make a whole new post! <3
17. Do you like ask games?
YES SEND ME RANDOM SHIT ALWAYS
18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?
man like a small handful of them!! theyre very talented editors and gif makers 🥺💖💞
19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
nope uwu its more like i just wanna get closer to them as friends but i tend to chicken out
okay i tag: @latinaherasyndulla @tcwanakin @damerondjarin but no pressure to do these!!!
#jpost#tagged#i would’ve tagged all the characters this applies to but that’s literally tagging every male character in sw
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immj2 27.10.20 lb
blah blah chachi and aryan bakchodi, i am honestly so tired of them.
GODDDDDDDDDDDD RIDDHIMA DIDN'T THROW THE CHIP INTO THE FIRE PROPERLYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND NOW THEY HAVE IT UGHHHHHHHHHHH
idhar ishani is like normally wife husband ke saath car mein jaati hai toh aagey baithke jaati hai. tum pehli ho jo dickey mein baith ke jaati ho.
this one's getting a little too cocky, having survived sar pe danda and death like 4 times today.
lmao i'm not even mad at ishani these days. she and kabir are the only entertainment i have around here. she gives me svetlana vibes.
also i am liking this protective side she has for vansh. she knows riddhima is shady and here to hurt him in some way and wants to fuck her up for that reason (ofc, in addition to the cardinal sin of not being in the same tax bracket as the raisinghanias.)
i feel like i've seen anika in like...... all these outfits.
vansh pulling a tej singh oberoi and doing shraadh of zinda person. not cool my man.
or maybe ragini IS dead and the one in the room is a twin or doppelganger or something???
also, you don't just up and schedule a shraadh whenever you feel like it???? THERE ARE DATES IT CAN BE DONE ON. KUCH BHIIII CHAL RAHA HAI YAHAAN.
he didn't even bother telling her ki ghar mein aisa kuch ho raha hai, and he's like wahaan kyun khadi ho, come do the rasm. the fuck is this dude even on?????
bechaare ko kya kya karna pad raha hai to convince her he's over his ex. imagine if you had to do a wholeasssss shraadh to make your current partner believe you're not still hung up on that person from yeaaaaars ago.
jo bhi karlo vansh, iske dimaag mein nahi ghusne waala concept. hai hi kam-aqal.
oh boy, kuch aur bhi plan kar rakha hai bhai ne. knowing him and his "surprises", i hope riddhima uses these few minutes to put on a bulletproof jacket and helmet.
meanwhile mummy full on berating kabir for believing riddhima about ragini being alive.
kabir as usual being The Biggest Mood.
lmao you know what i REALLY want to see in this show???? mummy/kabir vs. chachi/aryan mind games. each team trying to give chakma to each other; meanwhile vansh and riddhima are just off living their lives as they want in the bg. may the best psycho maa-raja beta jodi win!!!!!!!
like 40 months after the wedding, dadi is like panditji, check my vansh and riddhima's kundlis no pls.
pandit is like on my life i've never seen two people more ill-suited for each other. their life together is gonna majorly suckkkkkk. le, i been saying that since day fucking one, and i didn't need to go to pandit school for that.
dadi like koi toh samaadhaan hoga, and pandit's like lmao no these two are trainwrecks to such a degree ki even the planets be staying outta this shit. this shit is unfixable.
again, you need to know 0.0% astrology to have gotten to that amaaaazing conclusion.
ishani trying to convince dumbass bhai ki riddhima was in his car boot.
two brains inside of her right now, and she still being such a stoopid. why would you come to him, that too sooooooo confidently, with ZERO CONCRETE PROOF????
i have zoned out of whatever blah blah they're doing and am just thinking ke yeh dono hain bade evil!hot. pata nahi kaunse grahan ke time pe conceive hue the dono.
i......... ok. whatever.
the proportions of this statue are sooooooooo offffffff.
this dude has such weird ideas for bonding activities with a partner. man, why can't you just do facemasks and binge a season of some show like the rest of the normal ppl?
sis face like i wish he'd just made brunch reservations????????
will i ever get over this statue? nope. it looks FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
this dude is stone cold insane.
“tumhe toh khush hona chahiye. tumhe dekh ke aisa kyun lagta hai ki tum mujhe apni zindagi se nikaalna chahti ho?”
UMMMMMMMM, COZ OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED 5 SECONDS AGO???/ YOU THINK THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOUR THAT SOMEONE WANTS IN A PERSON THEY COHABIT WITH????
sindoor, mangalsutra, and her whole godforsaken life revolving around his existence is not enough, ringggggggg kyunnnnnn utaaaaar di, it seems.
snort. messy bitch. i love her.
she's like bitch, i have a wholeass other hand. check the other one before flinging accusations.
also my god that's a fucking ugly ring and i would never ever wear it. why haven't i worn the ring??? UM COZ I HAVE GOOD TASTE. GO BACK AND GET ME SOMETHING SMALL AND DAINTY AND THAT MAKES A PERSON FEEL LIKE WEARING IT, NOT THIS FUCKING MONSTROSITY.
lmao he just grunted weakly in response.
taaai taaaiii phishhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
he's saying the right things about wanting to make new yaadein with her aand all but............. female intuition saying nope nope nope nope.
and she very wisely decides to ignore that and just go with what her heterosexuality is telling her. wonderful. should work out well.
iss bechare ko kya se kyaaaaaaaa bana diya hai. kabhi yeh vansh ka second-in-command hota tha, in whatever ambiguous empire they’re running. now he's dadi's right hand man, made to do random ghar ke kaam and ainvayi ki bakchodi.
even vansh be like DUDE, WE HAVE WORK TO DO AND YOU'RE STANDING AROUND HERE PLAYING A DHOL???????
also oh my god why is he dressed like beetlejuice??????
blah blah blah next tyohaar is here. karwachauth. lord.
karwachauth ka naam nahi liya, iske mann mein “apni maaang suhaagan ho; sang hamesha saajan ho......” started playing.
i am ishani.
hello????? she's pregnant?????? YOU GONNA FORCE HER TO KEEP VRAT?
truly my patronus, this one.
classic MAIN INN SAB KO NAHI MAANTA v/s NOOOOOOOOOO SACHCHI SHRADDHA KI TAAQAT!!!!!!!!!!!! ideals waala clash.
pighal gaya. bol nahi raha, lekin dikhaayi de raha hai.
SOME NEW RASMMMMM. PATI HAS TO GO TO BAZAAR AND GET CHOODIYAAN. god, dadi just be pulling this crap outta nowhere for her own kicks and giggles, i swear.
also, with the shit he pulled last time with the choodiyaan, who would give him another opportunity to repeattttt ?
this dumbass. that's who.
last ditch attempt to talk her outta it, but we are a generation of women raised on bollywood/tellywood’s aggressive marketing campaign on KC. hum nahi maanne waale. by god, vrat rakh kar, tumhe chiranjeevi banaakar hi chodenge.
poor kabir being like hello? hi? remember me? jiske liye tum bas kuch mahino pehle ‘tereeee ishq mein marjaaawaaan, kuch bhi kasammmm seeee kar jawaaaaaan’ gaati thi?
on plain dressing sense, kabir wins over vansh every single dayyyyyyyy. me likeyyyy his styleeeee.
he even saying he's fasting for her. kabir - 2, vansh - 0.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THIS DUMBASS AGREED TO MEET WITH HIM. GOD RIDDHIMA, WHAT THE FUCK????? YOU DECIDED ON ONE MAN, STICK TO HIM.
I MEAN, I DON’T REALLY BLAME BOTH VANSH AND KABIR FOR WANTING TO MURDER HER FOR HER THAALI KA BAINGAN WAYS. I 100% GET IT.
kabir going to use the "power of sindoor" this time, it seems. cool. good luck with that. hope you've got proper CID clearance for using such a potentttttt weapon!!!!
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Loll Audrey (MTV Scream) for the character ask meme
@holdsteady also sent me audrey!
favorite thing about them: nothing! she sucks so much. but if you twist my arm - look audrey’s a total mess, she’s super secretive and weird and self-destructive but her devotion to emma is just unwavering. but she sucks so bad that i can’t even talk about what a great friend she is bc she choloroformed and fake-kidnapped her other best friend so that he would stop suspecting her of murders for which she was only destroying/tampering with relevant evidence and oh my god i hate this bitch so much
least favorite thing about them: see above. also audrey’s like DEEPLY sensitive to rejection (which makes sense) but it causes her to lash out and get unreasonable at the slightest things. she is just a bag of trauma in a dumb camo t-shirt. it makes her do stupid, stupid shit because she’s constantly refusing to let anyone help her with her issues until it’s way too late and like 20 people have been killed.
random headcanon: i used to have so many audrey HCs but it’s been years and i feel like i’ve forgotten all my good ones... audrey has terrible taste in music. this isn’t really an hc so much as an observation bc she does canonically listen to jet while she’s thinking about emma
unpopular opinion: idk how unpopular this opinion is but gina NEEDS to dump audrey’s dumb ass. first of all, everywhere this girl goes like 50 bodies pile up in the bg so that’s just bad vibes to start out with. she is so shady. but then like, for real, you go on this stupid murder vacation with all her shitty friends and she ignores you to chase after her childhood best friend/first crush whom she DID repeatedly try to die for already. and then when you confront her about it she straight up says to you verbatim ‘emma’s one of the most important parts of my life and no one will ever take her place’ and when you’re like ‘what the fuck’ emma calls her from another room and she straight up LEAVES YOU ALONE ON THE STAIRS IN THE MURDER MANSION to go answer her like..... Dump Her, please
song i associate with them: valentine by creeper
character ask meme
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tagged by @darkthestars and @pearloftheorient
1. What do you prefer to be called name-wise? bia ig, by close friends. tho i like any sorts of nicknames like peaches or knight
2. When is your birthday? the 4th of dec
3. Where do you live? romania
4. Three things you are doing right now? trying to calm down coz i was the imposter lol and i always get anxious (but i won haha) - listening to a kdrama ost playlist hehe - and eating some austrian sweet i got from my sis, it's called waldviertler nusszelten.
5. Four fandoms that have piqued your interest? i haven't really followed any fandoms lately idk i got a lot on my mind. but ive been listening to day6/eaj/nive/sondia/sasha sloan a lot lately and well ive been watching kdramas (the liar and his lover, tempted, while you were sleeping) and there's this cute as heck animated tv show called "green eggs and ham" and idk man the good vibes are real and also a german show called "dark" about time travel and multiple universes.
6. How has the pandemic been treating you? i didn't suffer much from it actually, got used to the whole situation ig, so im quite fortunate.
7. A song you can’t stop listening to right now? aah, i listen to like 15 songs and 2 albums on repeat, can't choose just one, but like "pacman" and "50 proof" by eaj and "adults" and "our souls at night" by sondia and albums like "the album" by bp and "only child" by sasha sloan and "folklore" by taylor swift.
8. Recommend a movie? hmm, haven't watched any films lately but ig "the half of it"(wlw) or "hidden figures"(black women working for nasa) or "parasite"(the poor exploit the wealth and naivety of a rich family, korean)
9. How old are you? almost 18 ig
10. School, university, occupation, other? i'm in 12th grade, completely unprepared and anxious about my college choices hahah.
11. Do you prefer heat or cold? i prefer cold weather but like me in my bed, under the blankets, all warm and snuggled up, and the room's cold, also tea, rain and bg music.
12. Name one fact others may not know about you? i avoid situations and ignore ppl when scared or anxious, which is all the time hahahahahah. also overthink and self-exclude myself?? sorry to my friends but yeah, ig it's relatable for most ppl tho.
13. Are you shy? i am both intrigued and scared of human interactions. i don't think ppl view me as shy, more like uninterested or not talkative, but also carefree and random??? but idk coz i'd also blush and smile and jump around whenever id make a new friend or talk to strangers? i dont really know, it depends a lot.
14. Preferred pronouns? she/they worked for me so far and ig i feel comfortable using them but idk, i don't understand my gender identity enough yet.
15. Biggest pet peeve? when teachers or adults in general think they are surely always right and also when they switch their words w/o any warning like "oh no, you don't have to bring the textbook, it's okay" and then "you didn't bring it? are you not here to study? prepare coz imma give you a 10min lecture/scolding" like WTF MAN.
16. What is your favourite “dere” type? don't have one ig?
17. Rate your life 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be: idk anywhere between 5 and 8 ig, right now it's an 8 i think (coz im ignoring all my responsibilities hahah ugh)
18. What’s your main blog? this one
19. List your side blogs and what they’re used for: uhh, they're mostly blogs for trashing, like when a post is too long for me to read right then lol.
20. Is there anything people need to know about you before becoming friends? as ive said lol, my mental health/stability is no joke so imma overthink shit and decide i don't belong in your life anymore, or think our bond isn't as strong as it used to be and just severe it, hell knows why damn.
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oh fuck u sent me multiple so demo/engie/medic/scout and also u can do the one i already sent
ty i love you
Demo
favorite thing about them
he’s super fun!!! but also really smart and caring and just an all around cool dude he’s like B) !
least favorite thing about them
this isnt about him personally lol but like official stuff(comics) lighten the fuck out of his skin and its like. dont
favorite line
i didnt even see this question when i first did this wtf but uh all his “i love you” esque lines are really excellent
brOTP
exclusing soldier lol!!! probably sniper or engie!!
OTP
soldier :’)
nOTP
besides scout & pyro & just like. looking at just the mercs no one really demo deserves love
random headcanon
he likes turtles a lot & just reptiles/amphibians in general just in a kinda neat/favorite animal type way nothing special, he gets around with engie and sniper and they all get drunk and they talk about cryptids, he has a super big heart he loves love, outside of the battlefield he’s pretty apprehensive and cautious moreso than lots of the others at least, he doesnt push himself to be it often just bc he doesnt like leaderly positions but he defo has one of the more valid voices of reason amongst all of them, he loves to help and just listen to people he’s always ready to offer you a drink and take a load off and just talk things out & he’s super chill and easy to talk to anyway, he comes off as really lazy but he can jump up and make do when he needs to
unpopular opinion
idk whats considered popular or not on here lol but like!! he’s not just stupid silly drunk man he’s actually got heart and is pretty intelligent & like probably one of the better off mercs if he wanted himself to be
song i associate with them (this is literally the worst question im so bad at this if i dont have lots n lots of searching time and also i forget all music ever)
cheap thrills - sia
favorite picture of them (sorry 4 bg edits im doing what i have on hand lol)
hes so fucking happy i love you!!!
Engie
favorite thing about them
he’s my fucking husband he makes my heart fucking soar!!! he’s a quiet little sweetheart and he’s just really smart and nice and has morals iusdahui
least favorite thing about them
fucking nothing you animals
favorite line
all his fucking nerdy engineering lines are so fucking good ;____; he’s so smart and passionate god“i love engines! pinion shafts! flanges. mitigating shock loads. but most of all: i love winnin’!” “they won’t know what hit ‘em! though it’ll likely to be bullets. statistically speaking” theres more but im like ;___; just thinking about him ah
brOTP
medic babey!!!!!! i have a thing for shitty best friends that tire each other out (especially on one side) but love each other at the end of the day and are just ride or diepyro also but for completely different reasons :-)
OTP
spy is fucking excellent -.- dont @ me
nOTP
soldier lol (excluding pyro & scout)
random headcanon
i think all the mercs are autsitic but engie is one of my fucking fav ahhhhh, he and medic info dump for hours especially where their special interests overlap and it gets really boring if youre not one of them lol, he loves learning but he hated school so much ):, he has pretty bad anxiety but only under certain circumstance, he’s kinda jealous that spy gets to automatically be seen as a paternal figure bc of scout and he kinda wishes he could settle in like that but he also doesnt think he’d be very good at it for a very prolonged amount of time, he loves math!!!! he loves numbers a lot he associates it with lots of fun and colors and just !!!!! wow wow!!, he has really really really high empathy when it comes to machines and stuff, he loves dogs especially smaller ones, he really loves to fidget w/ tools and stuff bc he always has one on hand and theres lots you can do with some of them, he’s really lazy and has a hard time applying himself sometimes
unpopular opinion
the comics really brush him aside i need to see him more please for the love of god he’s just as interesting as anyone else also fat engie is the only valid engie & also soldier/engie is fucking forced and weird idk where it comes from except they wear hats lol & also people call engie short but if you dont make him 5′00 give or take 3 inches youre doing it wrong and i cant stand by it
song i associate with them
this is like. also a soldier song for me lol but Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect - the decemberists
favorite picture of them
ms pauling and medic!! his buddies :) also i just love the shadowboxers art
his fly costume makes me so ;___; i love you little man
also i hate to default to beard engie but this is literally the sexiest man alive
Medic
favorite thing about them
i have a thing for shitty men with halfway decent hearts but are trying(sometimes) okay like okay he’s so chaotic and bad but ;___; i love you
least favorite thing about them
this mostly applies to his Meet the vid but he comes off as really apathetic and cruel? i think in everything else he comes off as a bit nicer if not absentminded and not too socially aware which is :)
favorite line
bro when he warns heavy about that gun in the comix? gay rights U__U also the like “you can take the brain out of the criminal and put it in a pumpkin, but you cant take the criminal out of the brain in the pumpkin” or whatever shit sir i love you
brOTP
engie baby!!!! i also really like spy & sniper bc im weak for shitty support relationships i think med just works really good w/ everyone really in some way
OTP
heavy baby!!!
nOTP
all of the mercs are fine (excluding the usual lol) but like cHeavymed people are freaks die
random headcanon
he has really poor eating & sleeping habits he almost relies on everyone else to keep him alive, he’s autistic & he’s jewish but not really practicing, he pulls & tugs on things when he’s stressed, he’s actually really smart medically he just doesn’t like showing it/messing w/ people (it makes some of the smarter mercs nervous lol), when he gets bored & has nothing to play with he digs for drama he loves to start unnecessary arguments that have no value whatssoever, he’s scared of dogs, he only trusts sniper & maybe heavy to handle his birds if he were to die, heavy & archimedes are like mega comfort objects(?) for him !!, he’s kinda really bad at showing he likes/cares for people, this goes especially hard on engie ):, he has a really big sweet tooth, he cant cook, he doesnt ever censor himself and can be pretty rude, he’s an open book and has no sense of integrity, he got super attached to heavy right off the bat for seemingly no reason and it was just super awkward lol, he gets distracted really easily and drops projects too often when he gets bored/forgets, his room is a mess he doesnt know how to do chores, he’s trans and hasnt done anything to medically transition but he handles everyone on team who is
unpopular opinion
he’s not a fucking sociopath lol like he has a heart and cares he just has a hard time differentiating right from wrong and doesnt think things out i love you
song i associate with them
this is my emo music time i keep changing this but im gonna go It Was A Swift Not A Swallow - Crywank
favorite picture of them
i cant pick between these two he’s saving his fucking boyfriends life & also the 2nd he just looks so peaceful and :)
Scout
favorite thing about them
he’s a sweet boy!!! he just wants friends and he’s stuck with a bunch of middle aged men we have to love his endurance also he’s a little baby faced menace i love you
least favorite thing about them
in the canon i ignore lol.. too straight we cant have that
favorite line
all his lines talking about how the group of them are all best friends and stuff??? i love that
brOTP
sniper !!!! also spy also everyone
OTP
no one really lol pyro is like. the only one im comfy w/
nOTP
sniper lol if we’re talking popular things & all the rest of the mercs really
random headcanon
he’s a super sweet boy who loves everyone on the team, he warmed up the fastest out of all of them and became super attached!!, he really wants a base dog, he really likes to spend time with everyone and listen to them talk like he loves sitting with engie and having him explain nerdy engineering nonsense that he’ll never get but he tries to but its just fun seeing how excited the other person is!!!, he became super close to sniper right off the bat for some reason which is weird bc scout can talk forever and sniper doesn’t know how to hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes but they like hanging out even if it gets tiring, he lives off of sugary drinks medic keeps telling him to stop, he loves to hang out w/ spy and they get on each others nerves but really enjoy it at the end of the day, he has little to no sense of boundaries, he loves to give hugs!!, he really tries to engage with everyone’s interests like i said he just loves making/seeing other people happy, he loves being part of big groups it always just feels like a big family to him
unpopular opinion
he gay :)
song i associate with them
the calculation - regina spektor
favorite picture of them
trans rights!!!
Soldier
favorite thing about them
he is a sweetheart he is my big stupid husband and we both love raccoons =.=
least favorite thing about them
the patriotism…… we arent having that
favorite line
he’s literally so fucking funny especially all his things w/ merasmus and just. everything
brOTP
excluding demo uh !!! SPY!!!! :D
OTP
demo :)
nOTP
engie x.x
random headcanon
he’s super sweet !!! he loves his friends so much, he loves to show off his raccoons to everyone :), he bonds w/ sniper over wildlife(raccoons), everyone has a lot of patience w/ him bc he struggles to communicate things a lot and kinda needs his time to get points across, he’s actually really observant and it would be really good if he just didnt jump to wild conclusions based off of it all the time, he’s really conscious of his actions and how they affect others like he’s kinda violent impulsively but hes taken note of who is and isnt okay with it or who’s okay w/ him saying what in front of them, he’s really protective of his friends!!! he knows theyre capable but he loves looking out for them, he loves to drag them off on fitness expeditions/training but he tires out before a good number of them/gets bored, he wakes up the earlies he loves the mornings, he can cook but nobody knows it, like scout he loves to indulge in what other people like but he’s more handson he loves to screw in screws for engie or hand medic tools or read out loud to spy or heavy or show sniper things he catches/turn over rocks with him, he loves medics birds but doc wont let him touch them ):, he wants to get a base dog too, he has no volume or tone control, probably the best hugger, he’s kinda shy about personal things like himself in general or being trans & liking guys he’s actually pretty decent at keeping personal things to himself not that he wouldnt share it just feels weird,
unpopular opinion
he’s not just like shouty mean stupid man,,, he’s actually really sweet
song i associate with them
rejoice- AJJ
favorite picture of them
i have worse naked honey pics but this is fucking it lads gay rights
#im like. digging thru my tee eff 2 playlist on spotify this is hell#asks#tf text#sorry this is long lol i feel like im leaving out so much#also shout out to cecil youre the only valid person out here#triplecrossed#if i missed anything kick me#these make me so happy to do i love talking and talking and talking about my interests
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Dating Luhan Would Include...
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ye im trying to get this stuff out asap
sleep? idk her also just a warning it took 2k+ to get to the actual dating part so be prepared for a lengthy one
okay so basically, you got a job as one of lu’s personal stylists
you were the only child of one of his managers which helped you get the job
but the other stylists didn’t like that
they thought you just got the job solely bc of your parent
which was wrong-- you had loads of experience with styling of all kinds
the other stylists, bitter, would either ignore you or ‘tease’ you
a lot
though, they’d make sure to not do it in front of your dad
and they tried with lu, but he ended up catching them
considering he sees you all every day
and the fact that he isn’t cold hearted
lu really didn’t like that
but every time he would confront them about it, they’d deny his accusations and act innocent
after like a month of this happening
lu, and you respectively, had enough
though, you’ve had enough the moment they started
anywhoodle
lu legitimately had them fired
all five of them
aka
his entire stylist crew (besides you)
when you came to work and were told ‘oh hey, the other stylists don’t work here anymore, you’re going to be on your own for a few days.’
you had no idea how to react
and lu could tell because he started chuckling while you were doing his hair
“is something funny?”
“your continuous confused look”
“hUh”
then he told you that the other stylists were fired
which you already knew
but when you asked why, he fibbed a bit
said ‘they weren’t doing their jobs properly’
when in reality they were all relatively good stylists
so you knew he was lying right away
that and because the tips of his ears turned red
you didn’t want to say anything
just in case you got fired too lmao
for the next few days, you were lu’s only stylist
it was okay generally, but when he had a major appearance onstage it was a bit of a hassle
that happened like five days after the rest were fired
at that point, you and lu had begun talking more than before
while you styled him, you’d talk about whatever topic that came to mind
to anyone else, it looked like you guys had been friends for years
when in reality you had only known each other for little over a month
bAcK to The StORy
he was scheduled to have a stage performance at 12:00
it was 11:55
and he wAsNt reADy
so you were freaking out, rushing around trying to get your makeup pallets and hair gel, etc.
luckily he was already changed so you didn’t have to worry about that
but his face and hair was bare (not that it matters he’s a viSuAL--)
he was so amused, watching you scramble about
despite his amusement, he was extra sure to be helpful to you, seeing how stressed you were
he stayed completely still and tilted his head when you asked
when he’d usually mess with you for a bit before complying
now he was just listening in silence, knowing you were not in the mood for a conversation
after you had messed around with his hair using the gel and his makeup was done
you went to fix his outfit
you kept your eyes down as you inspected lu’s clothes
your hands would reach out every now and them to make small touch ups or to smooth over the fabric
your parent / lu’s manager was yelling out the time left, which was two minutes
so you worked faster
once you were done, you stepped back to admire your work aNd make sure everything was in place
in the midst of your work, you didn’t notice the lopsided grin he wore
which hugely complimented the clothes you had chosen for him
he honestly thought it was cute, seeing you so engaged in your work
“time to go!” his manager/your parent called out, ushering lu away from you
after his performance, lu couldn't find you
which was odd, since he usually met with you afterwards
when he asked his manager where you went, they snickered
but told him anyway“[Y/N] went outside for a bit-- got a call from their friend.”
lu nodded and stayed put, not wanting to pry in on your conversation
tho, when fifteen minutes passed he was b o r e d
so he decided, why not, and went out to find you
it didn't take long before he could hear you
making his way outside, lu poked his head out the door
he could see you, leaning against a brick wall with your phone to your ear
you were smiling so widely as you spoke
lu was kind of just wide eyed
a part of him wanted to stay outside to see why you were smiling like that
but the other part of him knew that that’d be invading your privacy so he went back inside
as he walked off, he found himself thinking of that smile of yours
he was so confused as to why he was thinking of it
it was weird
he kind of wanted to be the one to make you smile so brightly
the moment he thought that he literally walked into a wall
which also happened to be the moment you walked in
he met eyes with you, face flushing at the fact that you were laughing
“glad to know my pain is amusing for you.”
“it always is,” you joked, walking passed him, patting his shoulder as you passed
lu followed in silence, face still warm as he walked
while the two of you walked in silence, he noticed you wore a troubled expression
right before you were about to enter the waiting room, he stopped you, gently turning you around
“is something on your mind?”
“what?”
“you’re thinking about something and you’re thinking about it hard. is something up?” he raised a brow
you were blank faced for a moment before you let out a nervous chuckle
“well,,, i was going to wait until i could talk to my-- your manager, bUt,,,” you shrugged hesitantly, “i wanted to ask for time off tomorrow.”
“tomorrow? as in, when i have an important interview?”
you shook your head fervently, correcting yourself. “no, no, i’ll be here to get you ready but i have somewhere i need to be a few hours after it”
lu nodded in understanding before ushering you back in to ask
tHe nExt DaY (smooth transition, i know)
you actually managed to get lu ready long before his interview
so you all had time to kill
lu was playing some game on his phone and you were just cleaning up your supplies
suddenly, you got another call -- this time, a video call
lu found himself looking up as you answered it, a small smile instantly making its way onto your face
lu, being a lil shit, decided it’d be fun to do some random stuff in the bg while you talked with whomever
so, he basically crouched past with some weird expression
“oh. my. gosh. [Y/N] is that...”
“what?”
you turned around and made eye contact with him, just as he was pulling another weird face
there was a silence -- not including the freaking out your friend was doing -- before you burst into laughter
lu, though slightly embarrassed, followed after
“you’re luhan!” your friend gushed, gaining his attention “omL i love you--”
same
lu smiled before kindly making his way off camera to give you and your friend some privacy
at least, he tried to anyway
your friend very ‘subtly’ whispered to you, “[Y/N], please, let me get an autograph oR meet him i bEg Of YoU”
you took one glance at him before hanging up the call
not long after your phone blew up with messages from your friend
‘i’ll try, okay [Friend] chILL’
shoving your phone into your pocket you narrowed your eyes at lu
he thought you were glaring so he clumsily pulled out his phone and attempted to look like he was on it the entire time
“very subtle, lu.”
“thanks, i try.”
you scrunched up your nose, contemplating on whether or not you’d really try to get some sort of fan service for your friend
without thinking, you blurted out the first thing you could think of
“let’s make a deal.”
lu looked up, intrigued.
meanwhile, you were internally freaking out
because you didn’t even mean to blurt that out
raising a brow almost impatiently, lu looked at you with a small smile indicating his mirth
“let’s go out--” you stopped yourself, wanting to hit your head against a door, “wait -- no, i worded that wrong--”
while you fumbled over yourself, lu leaned back against the sofa, covering his face as he laughed
“i saw an arcade on our way here. whoever wins three games first wins and --”
you didn’t even get to finish before lu interrupted
“okay,” he agreed, leaning back as far as he could, “you have a deal. if i lose, i’ll go with you, meet your friend.”
he smirked, “but, if i win, you owe me a favour.”
he looked up at you, curiosity shining generously in his dark chocolate hues
a small, contented smile graced his features, blossoming over his cheeks like a carnation in its peak -- beautiful in all its glory
you blinked, thinking over his proposition
with a sigh, you held out your hand
“deal.”
within the hour, your parent was driving you guys to the arcade, clearly amused at your ‘bet’
“wear these,” they said, pointing to the pile of masks and caps on the middle console that they had handy just in case, “even in a dark arcade, someone could recognize you and those people will assume things.”
you were basically clinging to the car door, shocked that you were about to mess around in an arcade with lu han
when you arrived, you wobbled out of the vehicle, fully equipped with a mask and a cap even tho you arent at all famous and no one would know who you are
lu was in similar attire
“let’s go over here,” lu suggested, pulling you by the wrist once you entered the arcade
your face and body in general got really warm, your eyes trained on his hand
he was completely oblivious to your internal freaking out, his eyes facing forward
when he stopped walking, you were in front of a giant set up
“it’s like a racing / snowboarding simulator,” lu explained, stepping onto the platform “whoever gets to the bottom first wins.”
you nodded, stepping onto the platform opposite of him
it was snowboarding, how hard could it be?
you were very wrong
lu beat you in a mere two minutes, when the average time was at least five minutes
“i play this sometimes with my friends,” lu explained with a cocky grin not that you could see it
you narrowed your eyes, “you’re playing dirty,” you accused, though you weren’t really annoyed.
without a word, you hopped off the platform and took lu’s hand, just as he had with you, and pulled him in a random direction
oh, how the tables have turned
now you were unaware of the flustered expression lu wore
you brought him to a shooting game, one you had played a few times before with your cousins and friends
while you were playing, lu kept sneaking glances at you, which distracted him from actually shooting anything
he thought it was cute, how excited and into the game you were
like ten minutes later, you were victorious
lu just accepted it, because there was no way on earth in which he’d admit that he lost because he thought you were acting cute
since we’ve reached the 2k mark, imma be really blunt until the actual dating part
oops
basically you spent the next hour playing a bunch of games
and, whoopdido, he won three games before you
you were kind of bummed out bc you could tell your friend seriously wanted to meet him
but, a deal was a deal so you took it
“before we go,” lu randomly began, “let’s go to the claw machines.”
a part of you got super excited bc you haven’t used a claw machine in forever
when you got there, your eyes landed on a vv cute plush
tho, tbh, you absolutely sucked at the claw machine
lu noticed right away which plush caught your attention and inserted a coin into it
you watched in aWe as he got it first try
wow what a god
“here,” he practically threw the thing in your face
“let’s go,” he said, not even waiting for you to catch the plush
you bounded after him, looking down at your watch
“what time are you meeting your friend?” he asked, watching traffic pass by
“in an hour or so.”
“then, let’s go get some dinner before then.”
you didn’t say anything and merely followed as he brought you to some lowkey café (i have an addiction to adding cafés into my bulleted stuff)
at this point i got distracted by everyong for like half an hour oops
by the time you were sat down in an almost empty café
there was like 45 min until you were going to meet up with your friend
you spent like five whole minutes trying to figure out how you were going to say ‘oops couldn’t get anything from lu han for you lol’
when you looked up, you noticed lu was just looking at you, resting his chin on his palm
“what’re you staring at?”
“you.”
no shit bro
you rolled your eyes, looking down at the small menu the café had out on every table
“you’re interesting.”
i beg your pardon, you thought
“usually, people are practically dying in my presence. you’re quite calm though,” he tilted his head. “you know, i think i like you.”
luckily, you weren’t drinking anything, because if you were you would’ve done a spit take
“w h a t ?”
lu merely smiled before asking what you wanted, as if he hadn’t just told you that he likes you
you just spat out the first thing you saw, which happened to be a carrot cake or smth
if you dont like carrot cake feel free to subsitute
you ate in silence both kind of unsure of what to say
you were still speechless over lu’s sudden confession
and lu was beating himself up for being so blunt
when you finished, lu was back to looking at you
you subtly wiped at your face, just in case you had somehow gotten food all over it
“do you really?” you asked, deciding that the situation couldn’t go that downhill. “like me, i mean.”
“... yeah.”
“okay.”
you almost choked -- who says ‘okay’ in this situation?
lu, on the other hand, was chuckling. “’okay’” he teased
you stuck your tongue out, leaning back in your chair
there was a pregnant pause before lu cleared his throat
“honestly, what -- what are your feelings for me? other than ‘okay,’“
you stared down at the table, biting your lip as you glued together words
“i-- i like you too, lu.”
in the back the cashier was lowkey eavesdropping
lu’s face broke into a smile, as he looked down to hide his growing grin
“that’s good.”
he looked down at his watch, standing up “then, let’s go.”
“what?”
“your friend wanted to meet me right? so, let’s go.”
“but,,,, i lost our bet.” // “you did, so you owe me a favour.” he grinned back at you, “but, i’m going to be a nice boyfriend and go with you anyway.”
“boyfriend?!”
lu merely laughed, grabbing your wrist for the umpteenth time and hauling you out of the café
somewhere along the way, you found yourself shifting your hand and interlacing your fingers with his -- a silent confirmation.
wOw that only took 2.7k to get to the legit point of this post
smh me
so, dates with lu don’t come often, but when they do they’re amazing
he’s always making sure that you’re comfortable, so they’re usually not in public places just in case ppl recognize him
the last thing he’d want was for you to get mobbed by fans
a lot of your dates are late at night, whether they be walks, dinner at your/his house, movie nights, etc.
he’s so sweet too
like he’s very open with his feelings for you (not completely, the world has no idea of your relationship yet)
any of your coworkers can tell that you’re dating
but no one says anything bc they know that they could get fired if lu so pleased
he wouldnt tho, unless given reason
anyway
the few times that your dates are public
lu will do the weirdest things to make sure you don’t get recognized/seen
if he spots anyone with a camera he straight up kisses your cheek
which works bc the person usually turns away
generally
he’s just so sweet during your dates
and otherwise, ofc
but he’s also still lu, playful and such
snowball fights in the winter are a regular thing
moving on
kissing
honhonhon i regret
your first kiss with lu was spontaneous
you were at the arcade again, on one of your late night dates
a few other people were in the arcade, but not near you guys
you were playing the shooting game again, something that became tradition for the two of you and--
“hey, [Y/N]?”
“yeah?”
you took one look at him and suddenly his lips were on yours in a soft, gentle kiss
your hands froze on the plastic trigger, your eyes wide
before you could even do anything, lu pulled away with mirth shining in his eyes
“i won.”
you whipped your head toward the screen, and lo and behold, the infamous ‘YOU DIED’ screen was showing
“lu,,, you little shit”
“you love me”
“sadly”
kisses with lu, in general, have like three settings
the first being quick pecks, when the two of you are in a rush
whenever he has to go onstage, he’s sure to give you a quick kiss, whether it be on the lips, cheeks, forehead, etc.
he really likes kissing you
the second are slow and sentimental
these usually happen during your lazier dates
like you could be watching a movie on the couch and suddenly your kissing no further than tHat
he’d be so sweet during these times, his hand automatically cupping your face and his other tracing circles on your hip, leaving trails of goosebumps
the third,,,
oh dear
are a bit rough in a sense
these are rare, but they will happen without warning
usually when he gets jealous or you push his buttons too much
they’re messy kisses, but he puts his all into them and it’s very obvious
i’m blushing now so that’s as far as we’re going w that
MOVING ON
fights with lu don’t come often
he hates fighting with you and vice versa
but sometimes the two of you just get really stressed at end up lashing out at each other
this usually ends in the two of you giving each other the silent treatment
which is so difficult considering you’re one of his stylists
the main one, at that
the other stylists, newly hired, get so awkward whenever you guys fight
because there’s this giant tension between the two of you and none of them know what to do or say
however, you can only ignore each other for so long
it’s very divided between who cracks first
sometimes lu does
sometimes you do
sometimes you both just end up apologizing at the same time
either way, you both talk everything out
and make sure that no stone is left unturned
he’d probably really like honesty in a relationship, so it’d be very important to be open with one another (as it is in every relationship)
these fights end with cuddling, most of the time
in which he brings you as close to his body as possible
and wraps his arm around your waist
he’d love it if you wrap your arms around his torso and play with the ends of his hair
speaking of
if you play with his hair, he is putty in your hands
he even only lets you do his hair professionally
“lu, please, the rest of the stylists--”
“no, only you.”
“you c h i l d istg--”
but you love him
on the topic
your first ‘ily’ came about a month into your relationship
during that time, lu was on tour
and right before a concert, you came down with a seriously bad flu
so you had to stay at the hotel
lu called you before the concert, nervous
“lu, you’ll do great”
“but what if i mess up--”
he was so nervous, despite having done stages so many times in his life
to him, it was odd, not having you there
you had become his rock
he also loved performing knowing you were backstage rooting him on
“lu, hun, you’ll do great. and i know you have to go up now considering it’s two minutes to your stage. i believe in you!”
he was still shaken, but he knew you were right. “alright, bye. make sure to drink your medicine, alright?”
“okay~ i love you, bye.”
you hung up
only then did you realize what you had just said
which lead to you rolling around on your hotel bed, screaming into your pillow
meanwhile, lu was staring into space, his phone still to his ear
had he heard you right?
“lu! you’re up, let’s go.”
he looked over at one of his managers, nodding before putting his phone away
he then did his entire stage with a huge smile on his face
this is almost as long as my regular scenarios
so imma just stop here
anywho, a relationship with lu would be heaven
he’d treat you like royalty, because in his mind you deserve the best
so in all
he would cherish you, and when the time comes, he’d brag about your wonderfulness whenever he could
he really would love you, and hopefully you’d do the same
:)
is it obvious who my ot12!exo bias is this was so close to getting to 4k im
#luhan#lu han#luhan imagine#luhan scenario#luhan bullet imagine#luhan bullet scenario#luhan x reader#x reader#cpop#cpop imagines#cpop scenarios#cpop x reader
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this is a totally personal rant btw bc i have nothing better to do rn
I hate a lot of more recent video games. Theyre so focused on making 'ultra 4K realistic graphics biggest open world in existence' that the story, character development, humour, actual enternainment is totally lacking. Im only focusing on Dragon Age in this rant bc i have a lot to say about it.
Dragon Age Origins is one of my favourite games; it has humour, fantastic character development, great storylines etc. and the graphics, they are pretty shit compared to stuff nowadays. And your MC doesnt have a VA. But its so fun! I love the beginning scenes a lot; how theres so many backgrounds to choose from n each has a super unique story! I enjoy the dialogue choices too. You can choose for yourself who you want your character to be, n theres options to encompass it all really! The combat system sucks. Its slow and boring. But overall, this game has a special place in my heart. It was a fabulous introduction to the world of choice based RPGs and what really got me into them! I do wish I could go back and experience it for the first time all over again.
Dragon Age 2.... yknow i find it pretty fun. The combat system in 2 was a big step up from origins; its really fluid and, unlike in many other games, i tend to enjoy the fights and engaging in them feels rewarding. I find the character development in 2 pretty great as well. Each romance is pretty rewarding and the friends/enemies system works well for the most part. Same with the dialogue; I like how your choices shape your character's personality. I wouldnt say its an 'improvement' from Origins; as I said I like the system in that game; but i think its a just as good alternative. Some things i dislike about 2. Some parts of the story really dont add up imo but i wont get into that bc i cba. And the repetition. Like... a lot of the quests are 'go to this cave/warehouse - it looks exactly like that other cave/warehouse you went to on the last quest but its a different one i promise' shit like that. Also that there wasnt the choice of different races & bgs - it was just human. I can see why they did that though and i dont see it as too big a flaw. Overall though I do enjoy it a lot! The characters are iconic, Hawke is such a fucking beauty of a MC.
Alright. Dragon Age Inquisition.... Right. Okay. Well I guess I should start with the good things anyway. The graphics - wow! theyre great honestly! And the character creation is pretty detailed n the whole different races & bgs thing is back - not as innovative as Origins but its there. I do like a good bit of the story line. The wicked eyes and wicked hearts quests is one of my favourites in all of the games. and i love the mage/templar questlines, which depend on which side you pick. Theyre really well done n the fact they made the choices so different is something new! Now onto the bad things. The graphics. As wonderful as they are. The game is slow as shit on my computer because it just cant handle that shit. At times its been actually unplayable because of the immense lag. Ofc that is just a personal issue - im not rich enough to afford a gaming computer so. And the map. So big. Wow. No. Bad. Its so boring. I dont want to be traversing all over the hinterlands for hours on end looking for some bullshit rat ass for this random i met in the woods. Ok. That reminds me- FETCH QUESTS. fucking shit dude these are the most boring fetch quests ive ever suffered thru. And its not like you can just ignore them either - You HAVE to do them because you need to obtain 'power' before you continue with the main quest. Fetch quests in 2 were done great imo. They normally involve fighting and so theyre enjoyable there; as i mentioned I love 2s fight system. Inquisition tho - the maps are so fuckin big, and the fighting is so slow and boring I cant stand them. Combine these with the insufferable lag - no thanks never in a million years. Get this. The main character is so fucking boring. whichever race and class you play, no matter what dialogue options you choose - theyre boring, character development where? Other characters. Eh. Theyre better than the MC i suppose. But the majority of the development was still pretty shoddy. Cole, Sera, (i cant even remmeber the other characters omg they were so unmemorable - theres prob a couple others..) they have good development if you establish friendships w them / romance them. The rest kinda suck. DAI really makes me sad. That the game went from something I adorded, something I hold with deep love and nostalgia - to this shit tip.
In conclusion TLDR: DAO is beautiful despite the graphics, DA2 also so, DAI is unredeemable pile of shit even with the 'amazing beautiful HD graphics'. graphics dont make a game. If I want aesthetics Id just make an aesthetic tumblr blog.
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